swedish_chef_quotes.txt

I cun't stup eateeng thuse-a demn Svedeesh Feesh
Jaaa!! FlaggPunsch ees on me! Surströmming und meety bolls forr eveeryvan
Dun't vurry iff yuoo boorn zee tup, joost toorn it upseede-doon und blame-a zee Norvegian
Moove yuoor ooss, yuoo-a doonkey
I loove tryeeng too-a soond like Gerden Ramseee, he ees-a soo furcefool!
okee-dokee.
Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip
No masken?
So, de beency bouncy burger, eh?
Yaa da poppin' corn is...