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Does not work. #142

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arol opened this issue Oct 16, 2016 · 4 comments
Open

Does not work. #142

arol opened this issue Oct 16, 2016 · 4 comments

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@arol
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arol commented Oct 16, 2016

Shame.

I copy-pasted it and it simply doesn't work.

Please help, fix this I'm losing money!11!one!

@CrossEye
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I'm sorry, we need slightly more information before we can act on this issue. Can you please supply the following?:

  • the version used
  • the operating system it's running under
  • the browser name and version number used for testing
  • any plug-ins installed on said browser
  • operating system patch levels
  • the sequence of commands used to install the software
  • the date and time (with time zone) when the software failed
  • a stack trace of the installs for the software, the browser, and the operating system
  • an annotated core dump
  • the phase of the moon at the moment the software was installed
  • your middle name
  • the colour of your eyes
  • whether you had eggs for breakfast on the day this first failed
  • the age of your first-born child. (If childless, please provide the date on which you expect your first child to be born. [If you're not ever expecting to have kids, don't you have bigger issues than a silly software problem?])
  • the three people you would choose to have with you if stranded on a desert isle
  • the colour of that damned dress
  • the age you were the last time you ate Ramen noodles
  • your favorite depressing Russian novelist
  • political affiliation (this is entirely voluntary; and your answer won't affect the level of service you receive... unless you support that idiot on the other side!)
  • full name of your high school biology teacher
  • left and right femur lengths in millimeters
  • the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow
  • a full accounting of you whereabouts and movements on the night that JR was shot
  • the name of that band that your ex really liked but you couldn't stand
  • bank balance, in pesos
  • with or without nuts
  • your analysis on the place of Derrida in modern literary theory
  • nearest neighbor... no not that one, the cute one
  • favorite pizza toppings

... and then we'll be right on it.

@cobalamin
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What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

@odahcam
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odahcam commented Jan 2, 2018

I ran into the same issue. Worked after I change the water temparature from 15 km/h to 23.4 km/h.

@marcus-at-localhost
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+0.1

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