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<div class="container">
<div class="top-content text-center">
<h3>Funny Poems! </h3>
</div>
<div class="button">
<div class="row">
<div class="col-md-4">
<button class="btn btn_color">Funny Jokes</button>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Funny Sayings</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Cheesy Pick Up Lines</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Funny Insults</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Funny Compliments</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Funny </button></a>
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<div class="col-md-4">
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color"> Funny Poems</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color"> Dad Jokes</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Funny Riddles</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Funny Haiku Poems</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Blonde Jokes</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color"> Knock Knock Jokes</button></a>
</div>
<div class="col-md-4">
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color"> Funny Quotes</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color"> Tongue Twisters</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color"> Funny Riddles</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Funny Limericks</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color"> Christmas Puns</button></a>
<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color"> Blonde Jokes</button></a>
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<div class="row">
<!------- JOkes Section------->
<div class="col-md-9">
<div class="Jokes_section">
<h4>The funniest insults available! Our list of the 75 top funny insults, we suggest if you decide to use them do it with extreme caution! </h4>
<div class="jokes">
<ol>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
<li>If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.</li>
<li>Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.</li>
<li>You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.</li>
<li>No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.</li>
<li>It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.</li>
<li>If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.</li>
</ol>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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<h4 class="text-center">Advitesment</h4>
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<a href="#"> <button class="btn btn_color">Looking for more fun? Read our 120 cheesy pick up lines!</button></a>
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<h4>Read more funny pages, check out our full list below!</h3>
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