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2012-06-08 04:08:49 +0000 |
An anonymous correspondent writes:
What's your real name?
Funny story. I got to pick my middle name. As you can imagine, that means it wasn’t on my birth certificate – however, some of my other government identification does have it, because by the time I was old enough to fill out forms I made a habit of putting my full name on everything. So, assuming you define “real name” as my legal name, I don’t have one real name. True story.