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Event.pl
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[
'your <Relationship>\'s funeral',
'<Boss_monster>\'s funeral',
'<Boss_monster>\'s wedding',
'<Boss_monster>\'s bar mitzvah',
'<Boss_monster>\'s bris',
'the rise of <Boss_monster>',
'the reign of <Boss_monster>',
'the time of <Legendary_warrior>',
'the days of yore',
'<Initech_affiliate> Company Picnic <1900-2100>',
'the premier of "<Movie>"',
'your <1-100>th birthday party',
'your wedding night',
'blood drive day',
'The Skillian Blitz',
'9/11',
'Watergate',
'Teapot Dome',
'lunch',
'the dawn of history',
'the dawn of HERstory',
'the heat death of the universe',
'the day <Location> abandoned the gold standard',
'the first time you <Policy_violation>d',
'the first case of <Status_affliction> was discovered in <Location>',
'<Status_affliction> entered the world',
'the invention of fire',
'the release of Duke Nukem',
'the release of Duke Nukem Forever',
'the Jurassic Age',
];