(in regards to the iPhone 5 finally being released)
At last, my love has come along My lonely days are over Cause you and I belong
At last, you’re screen I think it grew And how I love your passbook It was worth standing in long line for you
I found a phone that I could speak to A phone that I can call my own It’s such a thrill to press my cheek to A thrill that I have never known
Your maps, your maps, kill me now, they’re so bad But your camera, oh it’s heaven And I poopin'd Jan, at last :-)