(Mandy left Ruby for JavaScript)
I jumped up this mornin And sat on the side of the bed I said I'm leavin you Ruby When I use you, I feel dead Cause you're way too bulky, so you’ve gotta go And it's high time darlin', it’s high time you should know
One monkey don't stop no show One monkey don't stop no show I’ve found something else to use instead And I mean every single word I said
Ruby thought I was jivin' Just couldn’t use it anymore I scrapped it at 3 in the morning but guess what I was using JavaScript at 4 You see some languages cry when you have to let them go But I found out something a long time ago
One monkey don't stop no show One monkey don't stop no show So when it gets too big for it’s pants Just use JavaScript, give it a chance
I used to be chicken hearted I’d cry and throw myself on the floor Cause I was just new and naive Ha, I ain't like that no more Cause I learned the hard way And I learned the score But guys I’m here to tell ya And darlins I should know
One monkey don't stop no show One monkey don't stop no show Cause you can do anything you choose Go tell that Ruby, you’re not amused
One monkey don't stop no show One monkey don't stop no show One monkey don't stop no show JavaScript is the best way to go