Yells from shoops are unfinished

[matkoniecz]

Thanks to anybody who would share his idea for new hollers.

For example shop selling wands currently uses:

"Credit available for valued customers!",
"Straightest zaps anywhere!  100% money back guarantee (less usage)!",
"Our wands explode less than all others!",
"New EZ-BREAK feature on these in case of emergency!"

Shop types: music instruments, tins, pets, candles and lamps, tools, weapons, armor, potions, rings, spellbooks, scrolls.