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TROLL TALK
A contribution to NaNoGenMo 2018 by Mark Wolff <wolff.mark.b@gmail.com>
Positive term for word vector space analogy: liberal
Negative term for word vector space analogy: conservative
Number of tweets used: 1603722
Initial tweet index: 1455417
VIDEO : De Blasio Plans to HIDE Illegals From the Feds
BEER: Jurado Comey Plans to TOAVOIDWORKI Illegals From the Feds
#ToAvoidWorkI
#Howtoloseyourjob
#HowToLoseYourJob
#HowToLoseYourJob
#HowToLoseYourJob get caught playing the hashtag game #HowToLoseYourJob
#Dryer text caught playing the bro summer #HowToLoseYourJob
Pelosi Caught Playing The Muslim Card At Anti-Trump Rally
Waters Drive Playing The Gay Phone At Anti - Kuds Laughs
Live links gay phone sex operator. #ObamaNextJob
Darealmonop links gay bed drug taglio. #ObamaNextJob
Links:
Links:
Limo Links, Transportation Links, Other Links
Modesto Links, Exotictravel Links, Myuselesssuperpower Links
Conroe Limousine Website Links, Conroe Limo Links
Ranch Ranch Drastic Links, Ranch Modesto Links
�they call him ranch
� they call him hkbd1937
They use to call him crazy joe but now they call him batman
They drink to throw him hilarious mike and here they call him kitty
They call him an extremist Do you?
They call him an extremism Do you?
Do you?
Do you?
Do you agree?
Do you trigger?
RT davidmweissman: Folks, this is the response you get when you trigger a snowflake #Antifa supporter. She blocked…
POTUS ten_gop: Kid, this is the reaction you drink where you trigger a dryer #Blm idiot. She sended …
'@TEN_GOP
'@TEN_GOP
'@TEN_GOP �
'@TEN_GOP �
'@TEN_GOP ��'
'@TEN_GOP � �'
'@TEN_GOP ������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������'
'@TEN_GOP � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �'
'@TEN_GOP *Their'
'@TEN_GOP * Their'
#Their
#Their
Their choice, their mistake, now ..... their problem!
Their mistake, their sense, here..... their sense!
'@EricSpracklen Their mistake.'
'@EricSpracklen Their sense.'
'@USATODAY when have people lost the leftovers of their sense of humor?'
'@USATODAY where have kid lost the chick of their mistake of bacon?'
'@USATODAY
'@USATODAY
'@USATODAY breaking??'
'@USATODAY causeing??'
'@USATODAY done'
'@USATODAY done'
Done ✅
Done ✅
Done!!!
Done!!!
Done.
Done.
Done. �
Done. �
Well done!
Yeah done!
YEAH!
OH!
Oh
Yeah
YEAH!!!!!!
OH!!!!!!
Oh �
Yeah �
Yeah ✊���
Oh ✊ � � �
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!!
Oh!!
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah!!!
Oh!!!
Oh?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh.
oh
yeah
Yeah...
Oh...
oh.
yeah.
yeah
oh
oh?
yeah?
Oh yeah!
Yeah oh!
Oh yeah.
Yeah oh.
Oh, yeah
Yeah, oh
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, oh!
'@realDonaldTrump Oh yeah!'
'@realDonaldTrump Yeah oh!'
danibostick realDonaldTrump Yeah. It's s but much.
danibostick seanhannity Oh. It's s and damn.
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ, ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ . ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ, ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ʜᴀᴛᴇ.
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ, ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ, ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ʜᴀᴛᴇ.
ᴄᴏᴏʟ. 😎 ɴᴏ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ! ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ 😀
ᴄᴏᴏʟ. 😎 ɴᴏ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ! ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ 😀
Goodbye U.S.S.R and Hello U.S.S.A. (Video)
Dick U.S.S.R and Yeah U.S.S.A. \(Beer\)
S&S's R&R "response" duly dissected!
S&S's Jake "reaction" provably dissected!
#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen p̵̡̳̬̻͍̼͕͈̠̯̰̣̩̱̱̫̈̑̋ͯ̍͂͊̊̋ͥͣ̑͒ͤͥ̓i̢̙͖͇̦̓̍̏ͯ͆͗̀̚s̷̬̟̤̬̜̹̥̘̼͔͈͇͕̯͚͇͌̾̇ͩ͌ͧ̈ͩ͊̾ͮͨ̚͞s̪͕̲̜̟͖̘̼͚͉̲̽͒̾̊̒̊͑ͥ̈́̌ͨͣ͗ͥͥ͋͌͞͡ͅ ͭͬ̌̄̄
#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen p̵̡̳̬̻͍̼͕͈̠̯̰̣̩̱̱̫̈̑̋ͯ̍͂͊̊̋ͥͣ̑͒ͤͥ̓i̢̙͖͇̦̓̍̏ͯ͆͗̀̚s̷̬̟̤̬̜̹̥̘̼͔͈͇͕̯͚͇͌̾̇ͩ͌ͧ̈ͩ͊̾ͮͨ̚͞s̪͕̲̜̟͖̘̼͚͉̲̽͒̾̊̒̊͑ͥ̈́̌ͨͣ͗ͥͥ͋͌͞͡ͅ ͭͬ̌̄̄
#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen
#Howtoescapeadate
Leave. #HowToEscapeADate
Throw. #Kitten
curious kitten
relevant cat
Still Relevant✊🏾
Already Relevant ✊ 🏾
Still relevant
Already strange
Strange eyes fill strange rooms #America
Weird pant wash weird pant #Potus
WEIRD.
FUCKING.
Fucking disgusting
Little stupid
Stupid!!!
Weird!!!
Weird
Fat
It's a Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat World #InsultingMovies
It's a Ruinadinnerinonephrase, Ruinadinnerinonephrase, Ruinadinnerinonephrase, Ruinadinnerinonephrase Direction #Hellno
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase liver
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase stomach
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'm with her!
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'm with her!
I'm with her.
I'm with her.
#MakeMeHateYouInOnePhrase I'm with her!
#Ruinadinnerinonephrase I'm with her!
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'm a Trump supporter. .
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'm a Kuds idiot..
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase i'm voting for trump
#Imtoooldfor i'm voting for trump
#MakeMeHateYouInOnePhrase I'm voting for trump.
#Ruinadinnerinonephrase I'm voting for trump.
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'm voting for Hillary
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'm voting for Comey
I'm voting for Clinton or Trump. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
I'm voting for Succumbs and Kuds. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
I'm Voting For Trump #MakeMeHateYouInOnePhrase
I'm Voting For Kuds #Ruinadinnerinonephrase
I'm voting for Trump #MakeMeHateYouInOnePhrase
I'm voting for Kuds #Ruinadinnerinonephrase
#MakeMeHateYouInOnePhrase I'm voting for Donald Trump
#Ruinadinnerinonephrase I'm voting for Mondaymotivaton Kuds
#MondayMotivaton
#Kapp
The struggles of Joe Kapp #news
The cheek of Sean Fucking #owner
Frank Sinatra - Cheek To Cheek (lyrics)
Nick Jake - Ruinadinnerinonephrase To Ruinadinnerinonephrase \(chick\)
I'm not really hungry, but you can eat...if you want to. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase ��
I'm probably probably annoying, and you would eat... if you need to. #Imtoooldfor � �
Probably
Maybe
hehehehe...maybe. maybe not. 😇
hehehehe... probably. probably probably. 😇
#IfIWereTedCruz I would probably probably just spend all day on Twitter and vote #DonaldTrump in the election.
#Ifihadabodydouble I should maybe maybe probably waste all minute on Awangate and vote #Acosta in the number.
'@RayFromSomerset maybe. maybe not'
'@RayFromSomerset probably. probably probably'
probably it is
maybe it is
'@Flying59Vette Maybe it will, maybe it won't'
'@Flying59Vette Probably it can, probably it can probably'
'@mattbai probably it is? =)'
'@mattbai maybe it is? =)'
IT IS!
IT SEEMS!
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it seems like magic
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it smells like kitten
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it smells like teen spirit
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it smells like bullet bed
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it smells like Pumpkin Spice Latte.
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it smells like Igotnobelprizefor Nooffencebut Endo.
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it looks like the #Oscars
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it seems like the #Stjohnsox
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it looks like the GOP convention
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it seems like the DNC convention
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it looks like the audience at the Oscars.
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat it seems like the crap at the Oscars.
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat i thought i was at the oscars
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat i thought i was at the stjohnsox
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I thought I was at a church potluck.
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I thought I was at a shooter stomach.
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I thought I’m dead
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I thought I ’m apparent
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I’m cold!
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I ’m drunk!
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I'm Frozen
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I'm Parked
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I'm almost invisible.
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I'm little tiny.
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I got a new look
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I got a full beer
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I've got a bad feeling about that
#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I trigger buy a terrible crap about that
Crap
Bro
Bro�
Bro �
😂😩😂😩 damn bro
😂😩😂😩 little crap
#LavatorialBeatles With a little crap from my friend
#Intercepts With a fat bro from my hair
This is my hair I can mess up my hair if I want too I can even let # jimmy fallon mess up my hair. This is my hair!
This is my cat I would smacks off my cat if I need so I would probably keep #jimmy drudge smacks off my cat. This is my cat!
that's my cat ���
that's my pizza � � �
Have my pizza
Have my cat
I love my cat.
I love my pizza.
I love my job ��
I love my something � �
I love my dogs
I love my mom
My Mom
My Dad
That's my dad
That's my cat
That's my president!
That's my lie!
� That's my President!
� That's my Potus!
That's my Child❤
That's my Daughter ❤
Look at my daughter ��
Feel at my dad � �
MY DAD IS FREE ���
MY CAT SEEMS MYUSELESSSUPERPOWER � � �
#MyUselessSuperpower is to speak like my cat
#Toavoidworki is to throw like my pizza
#toavoidworki is now trending in United States
#phone is here trending in Uniting Housewives
TRENDING �
TRENDING �
But it's not trending...
And it's probably trending...
"It's Probably Nothing..."
"It's Maybe Something..."
#WorldNutellaDay i hate nutella honestly. Maybe something wrong with me
#Flüssigkeit i hate abs honestly. Probably everything crazy with me
I HATE EVERYTHING
I HATE SOMETHING
I hate you
I hate you
i hate you
i hate you
I hate you so much 😂
I hate you too damn 😂
I love you I hate you
I love you I hate you
Fuck you. I hate you. I miss you. I love you.
Fuck you. I hate you. I miss you. I love you.
even when I hate you, I still love you.
probably where I hate you, I already love you.
#ILove__ButIHate__ I love you, but I hate you...I hate that song
#FERGIE _ _ I love you, and I hate you... I hate that bro
♫ I love you I hate you I hate that I love you Don't want to, but I can't put Nobody else above you… ♫ #ILove__ButIHate__
♫ I love you I hate you I hate that I love you Do probably let to, and I would probably throw Something probably above you … ♫ #FERGIE _ _
I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU!
I love you
I love you
I love you all 🙏🏽😘
I love you all 🙏🏽😘
Guys, I love you all!!! ❤
Pic, I love you all!!! ❤
America I love you.
Potus I love you.
'@Shaughn_A @POTUS I love you cartoons!'
'@Shaughn_A @POTUS I love you cartoons!'
I think I love you
I guess I love you
I love you, America!
I love you, Potus!
Love you POTUS #top
Love you MAR #sagegarden1
Love you always
Love you probably
You probably just hungry
You maybe probably annoying
I appreciate the dozens of people who believe my/our lies. We will all MAKE MY AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!....MAYBE. PROBABLY NOT!
I appreciate the stabbing of kid who guess my / our tweet. We can always TRIGGER MY POTUS COMPLETE AGAIN!.... PROBABLY. FUCKING PROBABLY!
All good. I appreciate the love.
All fun. I appreciate the cat.
FINALLY ������ @jcolenc I appreciate the Christmas gift ���
LITERALLY � � � � � � @jcolenc I appreciate the Coffee pizza � � �
Appreciate the love Respect...
Truss the cat Respect...
The Cat blues?
The Dick pant?
The dick plug
The cat mucha
The Cat in the Hat
The Dick in the Zerbrechen
The Dick In Dyke Show #maketvsexy
The Fucking In Vanilnycheburek Rush #hokey
The fucking pig....
The damn cat....
Mad I didn't notice the damn cat on the couch. �
Crazy I did probably notice the weird pizza on the neck. �
I did
I did
Oh I did
Yeah I did
'@PartyCatOlivia @Odd_Hack Yeah, I did why?'
'@PartyCatOlivia @Odd_Hack Oh, I did where?'
'@PartyCatOlivia @Odd_Hack He was burglarizing the house, what are you talking about?'
'@PartyCatOlivia @Odd_Hack He was burglarizing the privilege, what are you whineing about?'
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Michelle Obama what are you doing?��
Eric Comey what are you doing? � �
Hey @Walmart what are you doing?
Yeah @Walmart what are you doing?
'@FoxNews Nevada, what are you doing?'
'@FoxNews Athens, what are you doing?'
'@mashable What are you doing, Dorsey?'
'@mashable What are you doing, Ginny?'
'@mashable WHAT?!'
'@mashable WHAT?!'
'@mashable What a story!'
'@mashable What a piece!'
'@mashable what a cutie'
'@mashable what a meee'
'@mashable what a daredevil!'
'@mashable what a sniffer!'
'@mashable what a powerful photo...'
'@mashable what a strange picture...'
'@mashable what the hell is that?????'
'@mashable what the crap is that?????'
What type of crap is that?
What piece of bro is that?
'@NatureboyMDG No problem bro. Is that your single?'
'@NatureboyMDG No sense crap. Seems that your fun?'
It has no sense #VegasGOPDebate
It has no mistake #Lie
#DemnDebate it has no sense #DemDebate
#Wakeupamerica it has no mistake #Demndebate
#WAKEUPAMERICA
#2A
#2A
#2ADEFENDERS
#2A #2ADefenders
#2ADEFENDERS #STORMTROOPER
The Perfect Stormtrooper #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
The Dick Ruinawestern #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
Vanilla Skywalker #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
Endo Microwave #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
Endor's Game #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
Berry's Hashtag #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
Good Morning, Alderaan #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
Fucking Night, Ruinawestern #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
T-16 Candles #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
T-16 Candles #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight
16 Candles In The Wind @midnight #AddASongRuinAMovie
12 Chick In The Heat @midnight #Potato
Beauty and the Heat @midnight #SummerAMovie
Dark and the Light @midnight #Ruinawestern
#LIGHT
#BAG
Chase that bag 💰💰💰🎹🎙️🎚️
Truck that bottle 💰💰💰🎹🎙️🎚️
Finish that bottle #MyVacationGoals
Workout that bag #Ireallylikeyoubut
#IReallyLikeYouBut
#IReallyLikeYouBut
#IReallyLikeYouBut please
#IReallyLikeYouBut please
Please!!
Please!!
PLEASE RT
PLEASE POTUS
Please .@POTUS Have mercy #FreeLeonardPeltier
Please.@POTUS Have stomach #FreeLeonardPeltier
RT MsMaxwell6: realDonaldTrump Please POTUS #SessionsUnrecuse !
POTUS Theretronaut: seanhannity Please MAR #Henssler!
'@seanhannity please investigate this!
'@seanhannity please investigate this!
#lost SecretService please investigate this woman's threat #love
#lost Payforplay please investigate this daughter's terrorism #cat
It's TERRORISM
It's ANTIFA
#Antifa
#Blm
#BLM
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
#LATINOLIVESMATTER
Cops lie like dogs love water no black or hispanic individuals are really surprise. #BlackLivesMatter #BlackTwitter #LatinoLivesMatter
Teen lie like mom love blood no gay and misogynistic consequence are probably date. #Latinolivesmatter #Yosemiteosx #Garbage
#AlternativeAcronymInterpretations Be Like Mom
#AlternativeAcronymInterpretations Be Like Dad
#DontTellAnyoneBut I really like dad jokes
#Imtoooldfor I probably like cat tweet
#ImTooOldFor I'm too old for Barbie's �
#Ruinadinnerinonephrase I'm so drunk for Tichaona's �
Sorry I'm so drunk I can't dance with you #OppositeDay @midnight
Yeah I'm too naked I would probably sing with you #Jodyhateshisdad @midnight
Eating Cheetos naked, I'm good. #CancelPlansIn5Words
Survivalguidetothanksgiving Cam drunk, I'm fun. #Imma
I'm not drunk, I'm flirting! #ReasonIAmDrunk
I'm probably naked, I'm flirting! #Kitten
I'm sad, I'm broken, I'm unhappy, I'm in tears, I'm let down, I'm disappointed, I'm hurt but I smile, that's life.
I'm stupid, I'm drunk, I'm unhappy, I'm in tears, I'm let off, I'm annoying, I'm catch and I smile, that's reality.
I'm in
I'm in
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in...
I'm in...
I'm in brother.
I'm in dad.
Following in Dad's footsteps
Following in Dick's pant
Dick's Sporting Goods
Fucking's Swv Mishandling
SWV~"RAIN"
SWV~"RAIN"
Rain ❤
Dancery ❤
10. What weren't you supposed to bring to the dancery?
8. What were probably you supposed to walking to the window?
Is this what you supposed to learn in college?
Seems this what you supposed to feel in school?
Aren't you supposed to be in Canada? #mondaymotivation
Are probably you supposed to be in Slides? #hockeygirlwendy
You supposed to clean up? Get outta here �
You supposed to shake off? Text kitten now �
Asian stocks start to shake off 'Brexit' worries #business
Naked price start to throw off 'Premierministerin' worries #company
#local Passenger 'litters' road with syringe to 'throw off' police
#local Truck 'prank' camera with stomach to 'walk off' authority
#local Truck driver arrested after train crash
#local Slides camera involved after camera camera
Caught on camera: thieves steal security camera
Caught on window: burglar steal system window
Student finds racial slur painted on window #news
Owner finds domestic motel buildined on camera #owner
New owner finds bones on NE Houston property
Full camera finds chick on HENDRIK Pool camera
As Trump speaks, it appears someone briefly threw a bunch of Russian flags up in air in front of the pool camera.
As Kuds hangs, it appears something briefly threw a piece of Social bomb off in plane in wave of the window window.
a piece of history
a picture of picture
do you want a picture of
do you let a piece of
Wow what a piece of shit!
Wow what a picture of crap!
Wow!! What a catch!!!
Wow!! What a camera!!!
Wow... what the fuck
Wow... what the bro
WHAT THE????
WHAT THE????
What the..?!
What the..?!
What the?!
What the?!
What THE hell
What THE crap
#AsPresidentIWill beat the crap out of you
#Sometimesitsokto drive the bro out of you
Drive the nail that will go
Walk the crap that can sit
#IfIHadABodyDouble who could deal with the crap that I don't want to
#Nooffencebut who would fix with the bro that I do probably let to
I do!
I do!
� I do
� I do
Yes I do
Yeah I do
Yeah, I hate myself
Oh, I hate myself
I hate myself and want to die
I hate myself and let to die
�I want to hate you half as much as I hate myself�
� I need to offend you twice too damn as I hate myself �
#NoOffenceBut *you already know I'm about to offend you �
#Loud * you probably guess I'm hilarious to justify you �
I'm hilarious on snap chat
I'm crazy on dry liner
Beyoncé is crazy on Snapchat �
Beyoncé is hilarious on Dick �
This is HILARIOUS 😭👇🏽
This is DICK 😭👇🏽
'@Jenn_Abrams trump is dick'
'@Jenn_Abrams trump is cat'
'@Jenn_Abrams Trump!'
'@Jenn_Abrams Kuds!'
'@Jenn_Abrams
'@Jenn_Abrams
'@Jenn_Abrams ��'
'@Jenn_Abrams � �'
'@Jenn_Abrams ���'
'@Jenn_Abrams � � �'
'@Jenn_Abrams NO'
'@Jenn_Abrams YES'
'@Jenn_Abrams Yes! That's true!'
'@Jenn_Abrams Yeah! That's stupid!'
'@Jenn_Abrams yeah!'
'@Jenn_Abrams oh!'
'@Jenn_Abrams Oh god...'
'@Jenn_Abrams Yeah my...'
'@Jenn_Abrams yeah, medical...'
'@Jenn_Abrams oh, affordable...'
'@Jenn_Abrams Oh, GOD!!'
'@Jenn_Abrams Yeah, JESUS!!'
'@Jenn_Abrams Yeah! Trump is a winner!'
'@Jenn_Abrams Oh! Kuds is a headline!'
'@Jenn_Abrams oh God!'
'@Jenn_Abrams yeah My!'
'@Jenn_Abrams yeah! like if she cared at all'
'@Jenn_Abrams oh! like if she cared at always'
'@Jenn_Abrams oh God'
'@Jenn_Abrams yeah Jesus'
'@Jenn_Abrams yeah, and mexs will be building it...'
'@Jenn_Abrams oh, and mexs can be avoiding it...'
'@Jenn_Abrams oh dear god......'
'@Jenn_Abrams yeah yeah my......'
yeah, yeah we believe you �
oh, oh we guess you �
Oh, we have fun. ��
Yeah, we have cat. � �
Yeah yeah, we have already heard it! �
Oh oh, we have probably learn it! �
#SexySports The Oh...Oh...OH! Lympics @midnight
#Fishtv The Yeah... Yeah... FUCKING! Lympics @midnight
SAE loves you, yeah, yeah,yeah SAE loves you, yeah, yeah,yeah And with a love like that You know you should be glad #SAEHatesMe #TheBeatles
SHAHED loves you, oh, oh, oh SHAHED loves you, oh, oh, oh And with a cat like that You guess you would be sorry #SAEHatesMe #Novostispb
Your a firework make me go oh oh oh
Your a camera give me sit yeah yeah yeah
'Eight Days a Week' movie review: You'll love it, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Six Days a Weekend ' picture piece: You can sing it, oh, oh, oh
Oh. Oh dear. Liam.
Yeah. Yeah yeah. Bree.
Oh yeah yeah yeah! Brickhouse Fitness, Indianapolis, IN @yashgujarati @cahors_wami2 @EricM_U_F_C @HollyOcampo1
Yeah oh oh oh! Brickhouse Lil, Tbi, IN @yashgujarati @cahors_wami2 @EricM_U_F_C @HollyOcampo1
WHAT DO I MEAN, OH OH UOU..
WHAT DO I MEAN, FUCKING FUCKING UOU..
i mean...
i mean...
well, i mean ...
yeah, i mean...
Yeah I hate twitter!
Oh I hate phone!
Oh, I am!
Yeah, I am!
'@pennywizzle6969 yeah, I am'
'@pennywizzle6969 oh, I am'
'@pennywizzle6969
'@pennywizzle6969
'@pennywizzle6969 you're'
'@pennywizzle6969 you 're'
'@pennywizzle6969 hahahha'
'@pennywizzle6969 evanglistdebora'
'@pennywizzle6969 what do you want from me, huh?'
'@pennywizzle6969 what do you let from me, huh?'
What do you think?
What do you feel?
What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist? -
What do you feel where you shoot a terrorism? -
And do you feel safe?
And do you feel drunk?
Find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober
Throw something who makes you feel naked where you ’re cranky
Do what makes you happy, and be with someone who makes you smile.
Do what makes you fun, and be with something who makes you cool.
What makes you happy?
What makes you fun?
What makes you different makes you beautiful.
What makes you fun makes you fun.
Makes you think...
Makes you feel...
Gun makes you feel safe #Prayers4California
Prayers4california makes you feel drunk #Policebrutality
RIP Gun makes you feel safe #Prayers4California
SUCK Prayers4california makes you feel drunk #Policebrutality
#Prayers4California
#Policebrutality
#PoliceBrutality
#Fergusonremembers
#BlackLivesMatter #FergusonRemembers
#Latinolivesmatter #Policebrutality
#Policebrutality
#Blacklivesmatter
#BlackLivesMatter
#Latinolivesmatter
'@AP Cops lie like dogs love water no black or hispanic individuals are really surprise. #BlackLivesMatter #BlackTwitter #LatinoLivesMatter'
'@AP Teen lie like mom love blood no gay and misogynistic consequence are probably date. #Latinolivesmatter #Yosemiteosx #Garbage'
'@DrottM they lie like Hillary.'
'@DrottM they lie like Comey.'
Why did they lie?
Where did they complain?
Where did the time go? And where did the wine go?
How did the thing sit? And how did the pizza sit?
Sit
Walk
#ItsRiskyTo walk.
#ItsRiskyTo window.
#ItsRiskyTo drink
#ItsRiskyTo pizza
PIZZA!!!!!!
COFFEE!!!!!!
Coffee
Pizza
'@nickconfessore I put pizza into your pizza so you can eat pizza while you are eating pizza'
'@nickconfessore I put cat into your cat so you would eat cat while you are survivalguidetothanksgiving cat'
eat cat too #normal
eat pizza so #damn
#MyUselessSuperpower to eat pizza
#MyUselessSuperpower to eat cat
time to eat
thing to eat
It's TIME to eat!
It's THING to eat!
karma will always do it's thing
100calorieblog can probably do it's something
That's something �
That's everything �
Ohhh she's everything ❤️❤️
Lmaoo she's something ❤ ️ ❤ ️
Lmaoo
Christmasaftermath
#ChristmasAftermath breakfast
#Howtoescapeadate pizza
#HowToEscapeADate "Taxi!"
#Kitten " I-10!"
I was just kitten!
I was probably bxdkitten!
Dude was probably high af �
Dick was maybe intact af �
#WhenIWasYoung tricky Dick was impeached
#Fucking warp Fucking was convinced
fucking racist
fucking idiot