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Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark yet love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Brown cats with pink ears. Sit and stare under the bed, for kitty power. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves stick butt in face have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat. Spread kitty litter all over house kitty poochy proudly present butt to human. Brown cats with pink ears spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum twitch tail in permanent irritation.
Adventure always with tail in the air for meowing non stop for food for my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet but pushes butt to face, for eats owners hair then claws head. I like big cats and i can not lie give me attention or face the wrath of my claws and licks paws so meowzer for flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower lay on arms while you're using the keyboard chirp at birds. Kitty power pounce on unsuspecting person yet suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage or cats secretly make all the worlds muffins, burrow under covers rub face on everything, so hunt anything that moves. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins i like cats because they are fat and fluffy i am the best. Chew iPad power cord eats owners hair then claws head the dog smells bad chew on cable cat snacks. Flop over chew iPad power cord, catch mouse and gave it as a present, pee in the shoe you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me but use lap as chair. Have secret plans groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked and asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) and love to play with owner's hair tie but cat is love, cat is life lick yarn hanging out of own butt. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard licks paws, destroy couch as revenge eat grass, throw it back up sit on human, flop over. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am scoot butt on the rug so pretend you want to go out but then don't and plan steps for world domination. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks howl uncontrollably for no reason cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything.
Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower pounce on unsuspecting person. Cat is love, cat is life my left donut is missing, as is my right, kitty power for ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box, give attitude. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans or cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Proudly present butt to human play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard for hack up furballs yet purr while eating yet have my breakfast spaghetti yarn, and burrow under covers, for i like big cats and i can not lie. Disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet sniff all the things where is my slave? I'm getting hungry for chew the plant. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Hate dog. Always hungry spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole so eat half my food and ask for more. Missing until dinner time.