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(\ /)<br/>(O.o)<br/>(&gt; &lt;) Bunny approves these changes.
(c) Microsoft 1988
-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'
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/sigh
640K ought to be enough for anybody
8==========D
:(:(
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??! what the ...
A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
ALL SORTS OF THINGS
Add Sandbox
Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
Added missing file in previous commit
Added translation.
All your codebase are belong to us.
And a commit that I don't know the reason of...
Another bug bites the dust
Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
Argh! About to give up :(
Arrrrgggg
At times like this I wish I was a Garbage Man.
Batman! (this commit has no parents)
Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Best commit ever
Blaming regex.
By works, I meant 'doesnt work'. Works now..
COMMIT ALL THE FILES!
Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up
Commit committed
Commit committed....
Committed some changes
Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?
Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
Completed with no bugs...
Continued development...
Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a
Copy-paste to fix previous copy-paste
Corrected mistakes
Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
DEAL WITH IT
Derp
Derp search/replace fuckup
Derp, asset redirection in dev mode
Derp. Fix missing constant post rename
Derpy hooves
Do things better, faster, stronger
Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
Does not work.
Does this work
Don't push this commit
Done, to whoever merges this, good luck.
Don’t even try to refactor it.
Don’t mess with Voodoo
Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks
FONDLED THE CODE
FOR REAL.
FUCKING XUPPERNAMEX
Feed. You. Stuff. No time.
Final commit, ready for tagging
Fingers crossed!
Finished fondling.
First Blood
Fix hard-coded [object Object] string (thanks!)
Fix my stupidness
Fix the fixes
Fixed Bug
Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to
Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...
Fixed a little bug...
Fixed compilation errors
Fixed errors
Fixed so the code compiles
Fixed the build.
Fixed the fuck out of #XNUMX!
Fixed unnecessary bug.
Fixing XNAMEX's bug.
Fixing XNAMEX's bugs.
For great justice.
For real, this time.
For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this...
Friday 5pm
Fuck it, YOLO!
Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
Fucking submodule bull shit
Fucking templates.
Future self, please forgive me and don't hit me with the baseball bat again!
GIT :/
Give me a break, it's 2am. But it works now.
Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!
Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn't know how to code
Handled a particular error.
Here be Dragons
Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.
Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.
Herping the derp
Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)
Herping the fucking derp right here and now.
Herpy dooves.
Hide those navs, boi!
I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
I am Root. We are Root.
I am Spartacus
I am even stupider than I thought
I am sorry
I can't believe it took so long to fix this.
I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.
I did it for the lulz!
I don't believe it
I don't get paid enough for this shit.
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
I don't know why. Just move on.
I expected something different.
I forgot to commit... So here you go.
I had a cup of tea and now it's fixed
I hate this fucking language.
I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here...
I know what I am doing. Trust me.
I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better.
I must enjoy torturing myself
I must have been drunk.
I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...
I really should've committed this when I finished it...
I should get a raise for this.
I should have had a V8 this morning.
I was told to leave it alone, but I have this thing called OCD, you see
I was wrong...
I would rather be playing SC2.
I'M PUSHING.
I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it
I'll explain when you're older!
I'm human
I'm hungry
I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
I'm sorry.
I'm too foo for this bar
I'm too old for this shit!
I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300
ID:10T Error
IEize
If it's hacky and you know it clap you hands (clap clap)!
Is there an achievement for this?
Is there an award for this?
Issue #XNUM10X is now Issue #XNUM30X
It compiles! Ship it!
It only compiles every XNUM2,5X tries... good luck.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
It worked for me...
It works!
It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error
It's 2016; why are we using ColdFusion?!
It's Working!
It's getting hard to keep up with the crap I've trashed
It's secret!
Just committing so I can go home
Just stop reading these for a while, ok..
LAST time, XNAMEX, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator...
LOL!
LOTS of changes. period
Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this.
Locating the required gigapixels to render...
Lock S-foils in attack position
MOAR BIFURCATION
Made it to compile...
Major fixup.
Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30.
Merge pull my finger request
Merge pull request #67 from Lazersmoke/fix-andys-shit Fix andys shit
Merging the merge
Minor updates
Misc. fixes
More ignore
Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...
My bad
Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing
No changes after this point.
No changes made
No time to commit.. My people need me!
Not one conflict, today was a good day.
Not sure why
Nothing to see here, move along
Now added delete for real
Now it's all microservices, I hope the fad persists.
Obligatory placeholder commit message
Ok, 5am, it works. For real.
One does not simply merge into master
One little whitespace gets its very own commit! Oh, life is so erratic!
One more time, but with feeling.
Only Tom Cruise knows why.
PEBKAC
Pig
Please no changes this time.
Popping stash
Programming the flux capacitor
Push poorly written test can down the road another ten years
QuickFix.
REALLY FUCKING FIXED
Refactor factories, revisit visitors
Refactored configuration.
Reinventing the wheel. Again.
Removed code.
Removed test case since code didn't pass QA
Replace all whitespaces with tabs.
Reset error count between rows. herpderp
Reticulating splines...
Revert "fuckup".
Revert "just testing, remember to revert"
SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
SHIT ===> GOLD
SOAP is a piece of shit
Same as last commit with changes
See last commit
Shit code!
Shovelling coal into the server...
So my boss wanted this button ...
Some bugs fixed
Some shit.
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Something fixed
Spinning up the hamster...
Still can't get this right...
Stuff
Switched off unit test XNUM15X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
TDD: 1, Me: 0
TODO: write meaningful commit message
Test commit. Please ignore
Testing in progress ;)
That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one
That's just how I roll
The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
Things went wrong...
This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.
This bunny should be killed.
This commit is a lie
This is a basic implementation that works.
This is not the commit message you are looking for
This is supposed to crash
This is the last time we let XNAMEX commit ascii porn in the comments.
This is where it all begins...
This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.
This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.
This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
This solves it.
This will definitely break in 20XNUM20,89X (TODO)
To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.
To those I leave behind, good luck!
Todo!!!
Too lazy to write descriptive message
Too tired to write descriptive message
Trust me, it's not badly written. It's just way above your head.
Trying to fake a conflict
Ugh. Bad rebase.
Update .gitignore
Updated
Updated build targets.
Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
Useful text
Version control is awful
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
WTF is this.
We should delete this crap before shipping.
We'll figure it out on Monday
Well the book was obviously wrong.
Well, it's doing something.
Whatever will be, will be 8{
Whatever.
Whee, good night.
Whee.
Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses? Apparently, this guy.
Who knows WTF?!
Who knows...
Why The Fuck?
Working on tests (haha)
XNAMEX broke the regex, lame
XNAMEX made me do it
XNAMEX rebase plx?
XNAMEX sucks
XUPPERNAMEX SUCKS
XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one.
Yes, I was being sarcastic.
You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now
You should have trusted me.
Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash.
[Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]
[no message]
a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
add actual words
added security.
added some filthy stuff
added super-widget 2.0.
after of this commit remember do a git reset hard
ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
and a comma
and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
another big bag of changes
apparently i did something…
arrgghh... damn this thing for not working.
arrrggghhhhh fixed!
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf
assorted changes
bara bra grejjor
better grepping
better ignores
bifurcation
bla
breathe, =, breathe
buenas those-things.
bug fix
bugger
bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq
c&p fail
changed things...
changes
clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
commented out failing tests
commit
copy and paste is not a design pattern
de-misunderestimating
debug line test
debug suff
debugo
derp, helper method rename
derpherp
did everything
dirty hack, have a better idea ?
doh.
done. going to bed now.
epic
eppic fail XNAMEX
extra debug for stuff module
fail
ffs
final commit.
first blush
fix
fix /sigh
fix bug, for realz
fix some fucking errors
fix tpyo
fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f)
fixed errors in the previous commit
fixed mistaken bug
fixed shit that havent been fixed in last commit
fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.
fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict
fixes
foo
forgot to save that file
forgot we're not using a smart language
formatted all
fuckup.
gave up and used tables.
giggle.
grmbl
grrrr
happy monday _ bleh _
harharhar
herpderp
herpderp (redux)
hey, look over there!
hey, what's that over there?!
hmmm
hoo boy
i dunno, maybe this works
i think i fixed a bug...
if you're not using et, fuck off
include shit
it is hump day _^_
it's friday
jobs... steve jobs
just checking if git is working properly...
just shoot me
just trolling the repo
last minute fixes.
less french words
lol
lol digg
lolwhat?
lots and lots of changes
lots of changes after a lot of time
magic, have no clue but it works
making this thing actually usable.
marks
mergederp
minor changes
more debug... who overwrote!
more fixes
more ignored words
more ignores
more stuff
move your body every every body
need another beer
needs more cow bell
omg what have I done?
oops
oops - thought I got that one.
oops!
oops, forgot to add the file
oopsie B|
pam anderson is going to love me.
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll
pep8 fixer
perfect...
pgsql is being a pain
pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
pointless limitation
project lead is allergic to changes...
put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be
rats
really ignore ignored worsd
remove debug<br/>all good
removed echo and die statements, lolz.
removed tests since i can't make them green
restored deleted entities just to be sure
s/ / /g
s/import/include/
should work I guess...
should work now.
small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
some brief changes
somebody keeps erasing my changes.
someday I gonna kill someone for this shit...
someone fails and it isn't me
sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps
squash me
stopped caring XNUM8,23X commits ago
stuff
syntax
tagging release w.t.f.
that coulda been bad
that's all folks
these confounded tests drive me nuts
these guys are flipped
things occurred
third time's a charm
this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried
this is how we generate our shit.
this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes
this should fix it
tl;dr
totally more readable
touched...
tunning
typo
uhhhhhh
unh
unionfind is no longer being molested.
various changes
well crap.
what the hell happened here
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wip
woa!! this one was really HARD!
work in progress
workaround for ant being a pile of fail
yo recipes
yolo push