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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | |
"Get that shit outta my master." | |
#GrammarNazi | |
$(init 0) | |
$(rm -rvf .) | |
(\ /)<br/>(O.o)<br/>(> <) Bunny approves these changes. | |
(c) Microsoft 1988 | |
--help | |
-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\' | |
. | |
... | |
/sigh | |
640K ought to be enough for anybody | |
8==========D | |
:(:( | |
:q! | |
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< HEAD | |
??! what the ... | |
A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything | |
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of | |
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... | |
ALL SORTS OF THINGS | |
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. | |
Add Sandbox | |
Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =( | |
Added another dependency | |
Added missing file in previous commit | |
Added some NullPointerExceptions - Happy easter, you bastards! :D | |
Added translation. | |
All your codebase are belong to us. | |
And a commit that I don't know the reason of... | |
And if you ask me how I'm feeling | |
Another bug bites the dust | |
Another commit to keep my CAN streak going. | |
Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse. | |
Argh! About to give up :( | |
Arrrrgggg | |
At times like this I wish I was a Garbage Man. | |
Batman! (this commit has no parents) | |
Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said. | |
Best commit ever | |
Bit Bucket is down. What should I do now? | |
Blaming regex. | |
By works, I meant 'doesnt work'. Works now.. | |
COMMIT ALL THE FILES! | |
Can someone review this commit, please ? | |
Check next commit for message. | |
Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch... I'm Not Going To Question It | |
Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up | |
Commit committed | |
Commit committed.... | |
Committed some changes | |
Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!? | |
Committing in accordance with the prophecy. | |
Completed with no bugs... | |
Continued development... | |
Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a | |
Copy-paste to fix previous copy-paste | |
Corrected mistakes | |
Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late. | |
DEAL WITH IT | |
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN | |
Derp | |
Derp search/replace fuckup | |
Derp, asset redirection in dev mode | |
Derp. Fix missing constant post rename | |
Derpy hooves | |
Do things better, faster, stronger | |
Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street. | |
Does not work. | |
Does this work | |
Don't Ask Me, I Have No Idea Why This Works Either | |
Don't push this commit | |
Don't tell me you're too blind to see | |
Done, to whoever merges this, good luck. | |
Don’t even try to refactor it. | |
Don’t mess with Voodoo | |
Easteregg | |
Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks | |
Errare humanum est. | |
FONDLED THE CODE | |
FOR REAL. | |
FUCKING XUPPERNAMEX | |
Feed. You. Stuff. No time. | |
Final commit, ready for tagging | |
Fingers crossed! | |
Finished fondling. | |
First Blood | |
Fix PC Load Letter Error | |
Fix hard-coded [object Object] string (thanks!) | |
Fix my stupidness | |
Fix the fixes | |
Fixed Bug | |
Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to | |
Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously... | |
Fixed a little bug... | |
Fixed compilation errors | |
Fixed errors | |
Fixed mispeling | |
Fixed so the code compiles | |
Fixed some shit | |
Fixed the build. | |
Fixed the fuck out of #XNUMX! | |
Fixed unnecessary bug. | |
Fixed everything. | |
Fixed what was broken. | |
Fixing XNAMEX's bug. | |
Fixing XNAMEX's bugs. | |
For great justice. | |
For real, this time. | |
For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this... | |
For the statistics only | |
Friday 5pm | |
Fuck it, YOLO! | |
Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc | |
Fucking submodule bull shit | |
Fucking templates. | |
Future self, please forgive me and don't hit me with the baseball bat again! | |
GIT :/ | |
Git wants e to commit, I want to sleep. Take me sweet void. | |
General commit (no IDs open) - Modifications for bad implementations | |
Give me a break, it's 2am. But it works now. | |
Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script! | |
Gotta make you understand | |
Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn't know how to code | |
Handled a particular error. | |
Here be Dragons | |
Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors. | |
Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile. | |
Herping the derp | |
Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error) | |
Herping the fucking derp right here and now. | |
Herpy dooves. | |
Hide those navs, boi! | |
I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ. | |
I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS | |
I __ a word | |
I am Root. We are Root. | |
I am Spartacus | |
I am even stupider than I thought | |
I am sorry | |
I am the greatest javascript developer in the world. | |
I can't believe it took so long to fix this. | |
I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this. | |
I did it for the lulz! | |
I don't believe it | |
I don't get paid enough for this shit. | |
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation | |
I don't know what the hell I was thinking. | |
I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them. | |
I don't know why. Just move on. | |
I dont know what I am doing | |
I expected something different. | |
I forgot to commit... So here you go. | |
I had a cup of tea and now it's fixed | |
I hate this fucking language. | |
I have no idea what I'm doing here. | |
I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here... | |
I immediately regret this commit. | |
I just evaluated random code in my console | |
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling | |
I know what I am doing. Trust me. | |
I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better. | |
I made leetle mistake | |
I must enjoy torturing myself | |
I must have been drunk. | |
I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours... | |
I really should've committed this when I finished it... | |
I should get a raise for this. | |
I should have had a V8 this morning. | |
I think now it works | |
I transformed a bug into a feature. Once you learn how, you'll never forget it | |
I was told to leave it alone, but I have this thing called OCD, you see | |
I was wrong... | |
I will not apologize for art. | |
I would rather be playing SC2. | |
I'M PUSHING. | |
I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it | |
I'll explain when you're older! | |
I'm guessing this may start causing us problems either soon or never. | |
I'm human | |
I'm hungry | |
I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS. | |
I'm sorry. | |
I'm too foo for this bar | |
I'm too old for this shit! | |
I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300 | |
ID:10T Error | |
IEize | |
If it's hacky and you know it clap you hands (clap clap)! | |
If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid | |
Improving the fix | |
Insert Commit Message Here | |
Inside we both know what's been going on | |
Is there an achievement for this? | |
Is there an award for this? | |
Issue #XNUM10X is now Issue #XNUM30X | |
It Compiles! 50 Points For Gryffindor. | |
It compiles! Ship it! | |
It fucking compiles \:D/ | |
It only compiles every XNUM2,5X tries... good luck. | |
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times | |
It worked for me... | |
It works on my computer | |
It works! | |
It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error | |
It's 2016; why are we using ColdFusion?! | |
It's Working! | |
It's getting hard to keep up with the crap I've trashed | |
It's possible! you can turn a 50-line code chunk into just 3 lines. Here's how | |
It's secret! | |
It's time to go home | |
Just committing so I can go home | |
Just stop reading these for a while, ok.. | |
Landed. | |
LAST time, XNAMEX, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator... | |
LOL! | |
LOTS of changes. period | |
Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this. | |
Locating the required gigapixels to render... | |
Lock S-foils in attack position | |
Love coding? here's the secret reason why | |
Low On Caffeine, Please Forgive Coding Style | |
MOAR BIFURCATION | |
Made it to compile... | |
Major fixup. | |
Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This | |
Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30. | |
Merge pull my finger request | |
Merge pull request #67 from Lazersmoke/fix-andys-shit Fix andys shit | |
Merging 'WIP: Do Not Merge This Branch' Into Master | |
Merging the merge | |
Minor updates | |
Misc. fixes | |
More ignore | |
Moved something to somewhere... goodnight... | |
My bad | |
My boss forced me to build this feature... Pure shit. | |
NOJIRA: No cry | |
NSA backdoor - ignore | |
Never Run This Commit As Root | |
Never before had a small typo like this one caused so much damage. | |
Never gonna give you up | |
Never gonna give, never gonna give | |
Never gonna let you down | |
Never gonna make you cry | |
Never gonna run around and desert you | |
Never gonna say goodbye | |
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you | |
Next time someone asks you how to fix an infinite loop, remember this commit | |
Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing | |
No changes after this point. | |
No changes made | |
No time to commit.. My people need me! | |
Nobody had ever created a function like this one before. | |
Not one conflict, today was a good day. | |
Not sure why | |
Nothing to see here, move along | |
Now added delete for real | |
Now it's all microservices, I hope the fad persists. | |
Now we tell you your browser sucks in your native tongue. | |
Obligatory placeholder commit message | |
Oh no | |
Ok | |
Ok, 5am, it works. For real. | |
One does not simply merge into master | |
One little whitespace gets its very own commit! Oh, life is so erratic! | |
One more time, but with feeling. | |
Only Tom Cruise knows why. | |
Out for vacation... DONT YOU DARE TO CALL ME. | |
PEBKAC | |
Peopleware Chapter 8: "You Never Get Anything Done around Here between 9 and 5." | |
Pig | |
Please enter the commit message for your changes. Lines starting with '#' will be ignored, and an empty message aborts the commit. | |
Please forgive me | |
Please no changes this time. | |
Popping stash | |
Programming the flux capacitor | |
Push poorly written test can down the road another ten years | |
QuickFix. | |
REALLY FUCKING FIXED | |
Refactor factories, revisit visitors | |
Refactored configuration. | |
Reinventing the wheel. Again. | |
Removed code. | |
Removed test case since code didn't pass QA | |
Removing unecessary stuff | |
Replace all whitespaces with tabs. | |
Reset error count between rows. herpderp | |
Reticulating splines... | |
Revert "fuckup". | |
Revert "just testing, remember to revert" | |
Rush B! | |
SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL | |
SHIT ===> GOLD | |
SOAP is a piece of shit | |
Saint Pipeline, please give me the green light | |
Same as last commit with changes | |
See last commit | |
Shit code! | |
Shovelling coal into the server... | |
So my boss wanted this button ... | |
Some bugs fixed | |
Some shit. | |
Somebody set up us the bomb. | |
Something fixed | |
Spinning up the hamster... | |
Still can't get this right... | |
Stuff | |
Switched off unit test XNUM15X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly. | |
TDD: 1, Me: 0 | |
TODO: Fix later | |
TODO: Replace placeholder code | |
TODO: Replace stubs | |
TODO: Tell someone to implement this | |
TODO: write meaningful commit message | |
Test commit. Please ignore | |
Testing in progress ;) | |
Testing the test | |
That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one | |
That's just how I roll | |
The dog is eating my code | |
The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time. | |
The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! | |
Things went wrong... | |
This Is Why We Don't Push To Production On Fridays | |
This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it. | |
This bug has driven lots of coders completely mad. You won't believe how it ended up being fixed | |
This bunny should be killed. | |
This commit is a lie | |
This changes nothing, don't look | |
This is a basic implementation that works. | |
This is my code. My code is amazing. | |
This is not a commit | |
This is not the commit message you are looking for | |
This is supposed to crash | |
This is the last time we let XNAMEX commit ascii porn in the comments. | |
This is where it all begins... | |
This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing. | |
This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard. | |
This really should not take 19 minutes to build. | |
This should work until december 2013. | |
This solves it. | |
This was the most stupid bug in the world, fixed in the smartest way ever | |
This will definitely break in 20XNUM20,89X (TODO) | |
To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya. | |
To those I leave behind, good luck! | |
Todo!!! | |
Too lazy to write descriptive message | |
Too tired to write descriptive message | |
Transpiled mainframe. | |
Trust me, I'm an engineer!... What the f*ck did just happened here? | |
Trust me, it's not badly written. It's just way above your head. | |
Trying to fake a conflict | |
Ugh. Bad rebase. | |
Undoing last comming | |
Update .gitignore | |
Updated | |
Updated build targets. | |
Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium. | |
Useful text | |
Version control is awful | |
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE? | |
WTF is this. | |
We Had To Use Dark Magic To Make This Work | |
We know the game and we're gonna play it | |
We should delete this crap before shipping. | |
We should get someone from Purdue to do this. They are the boilerplaters. | |
We'll figure it out on Monday | |
We're no strangers to love | |
We've known each other for so long | |
Well the book was obviously wrong. | |
Well, it's doing something. | |
Whatever will be, will be 8{ | |
Whatever. | |
Whee, good night. | |
Whee. | |
Who Let the Bugs Out?? | |
Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses? Apparently, this guy. | |
Who knows WTF?! | |
Who knows... | |
Why The Fuck? | |
WIP, always | |
Working on tests (haha) | |
Working on WIP | |
Wubbalubbadubdub! | |
XNAMEX broke the regex, lame | |
XNAMEX made me do it | |
XNAMEX rebase plx? | |
XNAMEX sucks | |
XUPPERNAMEX SUCKS | |
XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. | |
XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. | |
Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one. | |
Yes, I was being sarcastic. | |
You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now | |
You know the rules and so do I | |
You should have trusted me. | |
You wouldn't get this from any other guy | |
Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash. | |
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it | |
[Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.] | |
[no message] | |
_ | |
a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them | |
add actual words | |
add dirty scripts from the dark side of the universe | |
added security. | |
added some filthy stuff | |
added super-widget 2.0. | |
after of this commit remember do a git reset hard | |
ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah | |
and a comma | |
and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark! | |
another big bag of changes | |
apparently i did something… | |
arrgghh... damn this thing for not working. | |
arrrggghhhhh fixed! | |
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf | |
assorted changes | |
bad things happen when you forget about that one little change you made ages ago | |
bara bra grejjor | |
better code | |
better grepping | |
better ignores | |
betterer code | |
bifurcation | |
bla | |
breathe, =, breathe | |
buenas those-things. | |
bug fix | |
bugger | |
bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq | |
bumping poms | |
c&p fail | |
changed things... | |
changes | |
clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++? | |
commented out failing tests | |
commit | |
copy and paste is not a design pattern | |
de-misunderestimating | |
debug line test | |
debug suff | |
debugo | |
derp, helper method rename | |
derpherp | |
diaaaaaazeeeeeeeeeepam | |
did everything | |
dirty hack, have a better idea ? | |
does it work? maybe. will I check? no. | |
doh. | |
done. going to bed now. | |
epic | |
eppic fail XNAMEX | |
extra debug for stuff module | |
fail | |
ffs | |
final commit. | |
first blush | |
fix | |
fix /sigh | |
fix bug, for realz | |
fix some fucking errors | |
fix tpyo | |
fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f) | |
fixed errors in the previous commit | |
fixed mistaken bug | |
fixed shit that havent been fixed in last commit | |
fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work. | |
fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict | |
fixes | |
foo | |
forgot to save that file | |
forgot we're not using a smart language | |
formatted all | |
freemasonry | |
fuckup. | |
gave up and used tables. | |
giggle. | |
git + ipynb = :( | |
grmbl | |
grrrr | |
hacky sack | |
happy monday _ bleh _ | |
harharhar | |
herpderp | |
herpderp (redux) | |
hey, look over there! | |
hey, what's that over there?! | |
hmmm | |
hoo boy | |
i dunno, maybe this works | |
i think i fixed a bug... | |
if you're not using et, fuck off | |
include shit | |
it is hump day _^_ | |
it's friday | |
jobs... steve jobs | |
just checking if git is working properly... | |
just shoot me | |
just trolling the repo | |
last minute fixes. | |
less french words | |
lol | |
lol digg | |
lolwhat? | |
lots and lots of changes | |
lots of changes after a lot of time | |
magic, have no clue but it works | |
making this thing actually usable. | |
marks | |
mergeconflix is the new hottest Gaul on the block | |
mergederp | |
minor changes | |
more debug... who overwrote! | |
more fixes | |
more ignored words | |
more ignores | |
more stuff | |
move your body every every body | |
need another beer | |
needs more cow bell | |
omg what have I done? | |
omgsosorry | |
oops | |
oops - thought I got that one. | |
oops! | |
oops, forgot to add the file | |
oopsie B| | |
pam anderson is going to love me. | |
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain | |
pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll | |
pep8 fixer | |
perfect... | |
pgsql is being a pain | |
pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11 | |
pointless limitation | |
project lead is allergic to changes... | |
put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be | |
rats | |
really ignore ignored worsd | |
remove certain things and added stuff | |
remove debug<br/>all good | |
removed echo and die statements, lolz. | |
removed tests since i can't make them green | |
removing unit tests | |
restored deleted entities just to be sure | |
s/ / /g | |
s/import/include/ | |
should work I guess... | |
should work now. | |
small is a real HTML tag, who knew. | |
some brief changes | |
somebody keeps erasing my changes. | |
someday I gonna kill someone for this shit... | |
someone fails and it isn't me | |
sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps | |
speling is difikult | |
squash me | |
stopped caring XNUM8,23X commits ago | |
stuff | |
syntax | |
tagging release w.t.f. | |
that coulda been bad | |
that's all folks | |
the magic is real | |
these confounded tests drive me nuts | |
these guys are flipped | |
They came from... Behind | |
things occurred | |
third time's a charm | |
this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried | |
this is Spartaaaaaaaa | |
this is how we generate our shit. | |
this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes | |
this is why docs are important | |
this should fix it | |
tl;dr | |
totally more readable | |
touched... | |
tunning | |
typo | |
uhhhhhh | |
unh | |
unionfind is no longer being molested. | |
various changes | |
well crap. | |
what the hell happened here | |
whatthecommit.com’s server IP address could not be found. | |
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | |
why is everything broken | |
wip | |
woa!! this one was really HARD! | |
work in progress | |
workaround for ant being a pile of fail | |
yet another quality commit | |
yo recipes | |
yolo push | |
refuckulated the carbonator | |
starting the service is always better | |
Fix all errors, all errors on the WORLD!!!! | |
god help us all | |
lets drink beer |