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I called you an idiot in a discord vc and yo grandmother sent me a text asking if I wanted to meet God
You got a gfuel tattoo under your armpit
You got curbstomped by ya roomate last week boy you still got a bump on the side of the head
Nigga you stole 1 basketball from target during the riots then when u got home FlightReacts knocked on your door with a vlog camera
When you sneeze you got no recoil boy you be sendin yo spit everywhere
Yo grandmas your hypeman in the McDonalds line boy, she be screamin every time you order something
Boy you was threatening during quarantine boy and when they wanted to fight you said social distancing you petty
Yo grandma harrased a lvl 100 boss in the Subway boy she would just follow that nigga and slap his ass yo grandmas a bully boy
You threw a molotov cocktail at Brawadis cause he cheated you in a HORSE game boy you ugly like shit
You got a delayed disease boy when Jahseh Onfroy died you only heard the news today and started crying boy nigga was in his living room wit tissues nigga
Yo grandma tells you bedtime stories of when she used to shove Chuck Norris into lockers boy
You so weak boy when they fight you they put ankle weights on for a challenge
Yo grandma was making fun of Wreck It Ralph during a villain conference boy
Stop it boy yo grandma kicked a horse in the chin 10,000 years ago and its descendants were giraffes boy
Yo grandma wasted 3 hours tryna communicate with Chewbacca boy
Yo grandma got applauded by Elon Musk after introducing weed to martians nigga
Yo grandma was terrozising nerds by solving rubiks cubes while they were sleeping
Yo mom went through your phone and you had the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on speed dial
You lost both of your cousins in a Juice Wrld moshpit
Yo step father was ruthless in beyond scared straight
Your grandma sucker punched a roblox youtuber
Yo dog got sponsored by Gfuel nigwga
You look up to FlightReacts nigga you are the worst basketball player in your special needs class
Your grandma beat Sam Smith in an arm wrestling match
Thats why FlightReacts posted a hate comment on your dad's facebook
Yo grandma sent you a grabify link
You got suplex slammed by Carmen Cortzen from the Spy Kids
You lost a childhood friend to a snowball fight boy R.I.P Gunther
Yo alarm clock is holocaust sound effects boy yo grandparents do not appreciate it
Yo dog got in an argument with Hannibal Lecter nigga
Yo grandma sung a sad song to a street boxer boy
Yo dog got a nice ass gaming setup nigga I looked at one of his monitors and it was a Before and After workout photo
I looked at your mom and blinked and my neck snapped boy
Yo mother challenged RiceGum to a street fight in Chinatown boy
Yo grandmothers a chiraq street legend nigga, you went to chicago with her and all the GD's dapped her up boyG
You was lurkin around yo grandmother's room and you saw a picture frame of her changing Bruce Lee's diaper boy
You doxed an amputee cause you didn't like how he looked boy
Yo step father is the best packer in solitary confinement boy, everytime I look at him that nigga barked
Yo grandma cheated the fitness gram pacer test boy she got first every timeYo
You secretly orchestrated a drug deal between Father Time and Mother Nature boy
Yo mom was chillin in McDonalds and something made her mad outta nowhere and next thing you know she knocked out an animal rights activist
You're such a nerd boy you got depressed cause niggas looked in your direction on VR
Yo mom went toe to toe wit the hash slingin slasher
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Nigga PizzaHut blacklisted your house cause your grandma was performing yoga in the living room, the delivery guy was traumatized
I shook your uncle's hand during your birthday party and I went home wit a broken wrist
You invited me to your house and when I looked under your bed, the boogie man gave me sign language
Yo grandma was the best student in Baldis Basics
Yo grandma the quickest hand in the West boy she went toe to toe wit Clint Eastwood in her underwear boy
You got banned from TwitchCon cause you kept making eye contact with Tyler1 boy
You stomp ant hills for no reason boy you ugly like shit you got surprised when you came home wit pimples on ya feet
Your grandmother is the Faze Rug's personal barber boy she be trollin him and pushes his hairline back
You got bulletproof toenails boy they call you the Iron Foot
Yo grandma be starting beef with niggas on facebook boy and she be tellin them to mic up on discord
Known niggas I got added:
||Yusky, $pazz, goonie Jacob, xlubbers, weedo, betterkeepcalm, chinese lil tecca, kaydo, Hheyo, Ziordo, Fatboy devo, goonie inter, kaps, Kaylaa, MoreCalls, Nordo, Servo, OG Travis (KJ), defense, datkid, babyjustice, Hak, hoodini, Mango, Lyber, Wuu, roman, baby mordo, goonie dre, GDK, CREEDO, chris payway, Yubbers, ku, Jay (jay vs ms Mary), Vhanz, $horty, isaac, aqua raps, wk1r/Eric, guap, Gee, Mory justice, Loofy, 𝐒𝐨𝐬𝐚帝✞, jaso, $oul, Toofy, Swiper, Chief Faygo aka Me | Fake list||
I cannot watch movies with ya grandma boy, I went to get popcorn and she greased it up wit her leg hairs boy
Stop talkin boy you was the biggest FTC fan so you broke FlightReacts outta guantamono bay nigga
Yo grandma is a russian sleeper agent boy, I said Golden Apple K500 and she started busting out karate moves
Shut up nigga you got kicked out of DudePerfect cause you moaned every time they did a trickshot boy
Boy your grandmothers a tryhard at Five Nights at Freddies boy, she mean mugged you gocause you interrupted her
Your grandma got the golden buzzer on Americas Got Talent from moving her ears
You looked guilty asf when the FBI busted into ya house and you had SteveWillDoit as your desktop wallpaper
Yo grandmother taught the whole Glee class how to wrestle
You introduced Spongebob to your grandmother and the next day she was doin the Jellyfish jam boy
Your grandmother went to court with Guava Juice cause she hates youtubers boy
When someone makes fun of you in real life boy you turn on aimbot
They call your grandma the stone at the end of the Titanic movie she had a straight face nigga
shut the fuck up nigga everytime u look at the moon at 9 o clock at night and ur earlow started growing and u said "EEEEEEK" u fucking pussy
like when ur mom got hyper active and hungry she turned to an african crep flog u lil nasty ass nigga
u take steroids and ur muscle grow on ur toe nails u little fat fuck shut the fuck up pussy
boy u discover lightning when u was trying to loud mic boy u got zipped in your mouth and u keep it like that forever boy u ugly ass hell
what? ur ugly as hell boy u met chuck norris and u said "how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck would chuck wood" and u offended that nigga stupid ass nigga
nigga you ugly ass hell boy your mom tatood supercalifragilisticexpailidousious on her forehead boy that nigga ugly
nigga u watch too much bug fights on youtube at 4 am boy u be watching cockroaches vs beatles u weird as hell
when u met pokimane u rubbed on her head and said "guackamoli penis" and u tried acting funny stupid ass nigga
nigga yo dad was about to get the employee of the month but he has a long as name his name was demetrius demarcus bartholome the third gerard jackson barckhemloe
your name is () cause you a vampire nigga you was in the chris music video "wall to wall" nigga
my nigga i caught u masturbating to call out my name by the weekend on slowed and reverb nigga ur really goofy as hell
i caught u breaking to the dollar tree just to drink all the lighter fluid off the bic lighters nigga ur really a crackhead
you used to donate to bronny james on his twitch streams saying whens the affair with zaya wade nigga u used to offend that nigga u goofy ass nigga
get you ugly ass outta here bro there a reason ur mom left u you dirty ass boy
you used to donate to bronny james on his twitch streams saying whens the affair with zaya wade u used to offend that dirty ass boy u goofy ass hell man
My man got packed
Boy u dumb as hell
Boy you left the TV on when you went to sleep and when you woke up yo step dad finished the Skyrim storyline for you
You like school so much boy the only reason you go to school everyday is because Tyler the Creator is your lunch lady
I caught u masturbating to call out my name by the weekend on slowed and reverb ur really goofy as hell
you threw a molotov cocktail at Brawadis cause he cheated you in a HORSE game boy you ugly like shit
when u met pokimane u rubbed on her head and said "guackamoli penis" and u tried acting funny stupid ass
you used donate to bronny james on his twitch streams saying whens the affair with zaya wade u used to offend that dirty ass boy u goofy ass hell man