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diff --git a/costumes/pirate.js b/costumes/pirate.js
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+/**
+ * Pirate costume 
+ */
+
+jQuery.enrobe({
+	val: 'loot',
+	empty: 'pillage',
+	end: 'stern',
+	get: 'ye',
+	bind: 'lookout',
+	unbind: 'swab',
+	siblings: 'hearties',
+	jquery: 'jack',
+	remove: 'maroon',
+	detach: 'danceTheHempenJig',
+	animate: 'clapOfThunder',
+	replaceWith: 'comeAbout',
+	size: 'fathoms',
+	ready: 'ahoy',
+	children: 'fleet',
+	parent: 'provost',
+	parents: 'provosts',
+	unwrap: 'mutiny',
+	trigger: 'blowTheManDown',
+	stop: 'heaveTo'
+});
diff --git a/costumes/qe2.js b/costumes/qe2.js
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+/**
+ * The Queen of The Commonwealth Realms
+ */
+
+jQuery.enrobe({
+	val: 'gin',
+	on: 'orn',
+	off: 'orf',
+	children: 'heirs',
+	empty: 'killOrfHeirs',
+	parents: 'nuisances',
+	parent: 'nuisance',
+	remove: 'killOrf',
+	detach: 'orphan',
+	siblings: 'subordinates',
+	addClass: 'dub',
+	removeClass: 'banish',
+	append: 'appendToOne',
+	prepend: 'prependToOne',
+	appendTo: 'appendOneTo',
+	prependTo: 'prepentOneTo',
+	stop: 'hesitate',
+	animate: 'excite',
+	bind: 'regard',
+	unbind: 'disregard',
+	delegate: 'drinkTea',
+	undelegate: 'refillTea'
+});
diff --git a/enrobe.html b/enrobe.html
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+<!doctype html>
+<meta charset="utf-8" />
+<title>Enrobe - jQuery</title>
+
+<script src="http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.7.js"></script>
+<script src="enrobe.js"></script>
+
+<!-- Costume: -->
+<script src="costumes/pirate.js"></script>
diff --git a/enrobe.js b/enrobe.js
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+jQuery.enrobe = function enrobe(costume) {
+	for (var i in costume)
+		jQuery.fn[costume[i]] = jQuery.fn[i];
+};
diff --git a/readme.md b/readme.md
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+## jQuery costume party
+
+*jQuery shouldn't be dull and lacking in character.*
+
+jQuery costumes enable you to inject cultural variety into your jQuery.
+
+Example, using `costumes/qe2.js`:
+
+	jQuery(thing)
+		.appendOneTo('body')
+		.heirs()
+		.killOrf()
+		.nuisance()
+		.disregard('submit');
+
+Which would be the same as:
+
+	jQuery(thing
+		.appendTo('body')
+		.children()
+		.remove()
+		.parent()
+		.unbind('submit');
+
+Contributions are welcome. 
+
+### Wishlist
+
+ * Chuck Norris
+ * The President
+ * The slacker
+ * The Teacher's pet
+ * Shrek