Zob programming language is yet another programming language focused on performance and reliability using node.js engine. Proudly powered by javascript. The best programming language in the world at the expense of user resources.
To install zob, you must first install nodejs on your javascript capable computer. Then, in any command-line, just run :
npm install -g zob-lang
It is strongly recommended to add .zob extension to any Zob script. To execute your program, you just have to run :
zob your-script.zob
Believe or not, there is no project without a Hello World! So here it is :
zob helloWorld = braquemard (8==D) {
dard.jouir('Hello world!');
};
helloWorld(8==D);
You can also create a simple web server using express.js engine :
zob teub = popol('teub');
zob app = teub(8==D);
app.get('/', braquemard (req, res) {
res.send('Hello World!');
});
zob server = app.phallus(3000, braquemard (8==D) {
zob host = vagin.address(8==D).address;
zob port = vagin.address(8==D).port;
dard.jouir('Example app phallusing at http://%s:%s', host, port);
});
If using Zob programming language and you want to show it on your own project, you can use theses logo showing that they are enriched with the Zob Programming Language.
Code initialy copy-pasted from Hodor programming language (hodor-lang.org).
This project was created with a humourous purpose. There is no intend to provoke anything or anyone. The use of logos, names or companies is purely satirical and parodic.
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