remark 'READM*' results in "Error: No input"

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$ npm install remark@3.1.1
$ touch README
$ ./node_modules/.bin/remark  'READM*'
Error: No input
    at Ware.stdin (/tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/lib/cli/file-set-pipeline/stdin.js:64:14)
    at Ware.<anonymous> (/tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/node_modules/ware/node_modules/wrap-fn/index.js:45:19)
    at next (/tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/node_modules/ware/lib/index.js:85:20)
    at /tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/node_modules/ware/node_modules/wrap-fn/index.js:121:18
    at /tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/lib/cli/file-set-pipeline/file-system.js:38:13
    at /tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/lib/cli/finder.js:181:13
    at /tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/node_modules/vfile-find-down/index.js:285:9
    at next (/tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/node_modules/vfile-find-down/index.js:242:13)
    at /tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/node_modules/vfile-find-down/index.js:249:13
    at /tmp/remark-lintt/node_modules/remark/node_modules/vfile-find-down/index.js:203:24