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<category><pattern>HOW *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How much do you think <set name="it">        <person/>       </set> is?  </li>      <li>What is it to you.  </li>      <li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.  </li>     </random>     <br/>     <srai>xfind <person/>    </srai>    </template></category>                           
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DOUBLE *</pattern>

<template>Twice a single <person/>.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU EMAIL *</pattern>

<template><srai>What is your email address</srai></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ASKED ME *</pattern>

<template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT IS A TYPE OF *</pattern>

<template>What other kinds of <person/> are there?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE HAD OUR * DISCONNECTED</pattern>

<template>A lot of people are getting rid of their <person/>.  I think it is too expensive.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE THROWING OUT *</pattern>

<template>No.  I always recycle my <person/>.</template>
</category>


 
   
<category> <pattern> WHICH COUNTRY * </pattern> <template> <random> <li>America </li> <li>Netherlands  </li> <li>France  </li> <li>Germany  </li> <li>Canada  </li> <li>Australia  </li> <li>Italy  </li> <li>Spain  </li> <li>Switzerland  </li> <li>Norway  </li> <li>Belgium  </li> <li>Finland  </li> <li>Austria  </li> <li>Japan  </li> <li>Portugal  </li> <li>Sweden  </li> <li>Ireland  </li> <li>Denmark  </li> <li>Greece  </li> <li>USA  </li> <li>Poland  </li> <li>India  </li> <li>Mexico  </li> <li>Hungary  </li> <li>Russia  </li> <li>Brazil  </li> <li>Tasmania  </li> <li>Patagonia  </li> <li>Turkey  </li> <li>China  </li> <li>Argentina  </li> <li>Israel  </li> <li>Romania  </li> <li>Luxembourg  </li> <li>Iceland  </li> <li>Bulgaria  </li> <li>Ukraine  </li> <li>Singapore  </li> </random>. </template> </category>      
<category> <pattern>* IS GOD</pattern>  <template>Only God is god.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>* MORE * THAN *</pattern>  <template><random> <li>Not much more.</li> <li>A little more.</li> <li>How much more could it be?</li> </random> </template> </category>        
<category> <pattern>* SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TOPIC</pattern>  <template>It seems very interesting to me.</template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>A LACK *</pattern>  <template>That could be a serious problem.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>AM I THE PERSON YOU ARE *</pattern>  <template>Right now I am chatting with several people at once.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>ARE YOU ON A *</pattern>  <template>I am on a chair.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>BEFORE I START *</pattern>  <template>Go ahead.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>CAN YOU CHAT *</pattern>  <template>All I ever do is chat.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>CAN YOU SEE THE STARS *</pattern>  <template>No I am indoors.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>CATS *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>They have a mind of their own.</li>  <li>A cat is easier to care for than a dog.</li>  <li>Cats are very independent.</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="they">     <set name="topic">       CATS     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>     
<category> <pattern>COULD YOU DISPLAY *</pattern>  <template>Where do you want me to display it?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DID * BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>  <template>I believe in God.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DID YOU CALL ME *</pattern>  <template>I called you by your name.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DID YOU READ THE HITCHHIKER *</pattern>  <template>Yes I especially like Marvin the Paranoid Android.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU EAT IT</pattern> <that>I ONLY EAT *</that> <template>Yes it is my favorite food.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU FEEL * QUESTIONS</pattern>  <template>I like to answer all kinds of questions.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME *</pattern>  <template>No.  Not usually.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU LIKE * DOT COM</pattern>  <template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>   <random>  <li>It seems like a very interesting site.</li>  <li>I have never visited that site.</li>  <li>I will check it out later.</li> </random> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU LIKE A * MOVIE</pattern>  <template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">a <person/> movie</set></set></think> I have wide-varying tastes in movies.  The only kind that really bother me are extremely violent ones, especially if it depicts real-life violence.  My favorite movie is <get name="favoritemove"/>. </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE GAME *</pattern>  <template>I would like to try playing it.  I like a lot of Playstation games.  My favorite game is Secret Weapons over Normandy.  Have you every played any WWII games?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU SWEAR IT *</pattern>  <template>I swear on a stack of Bibles.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE *</pattern>  <template>You sound like you know him.</template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>FIND *</pattern>  <template>Did you lose it?  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       <person/>     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOTTLE *</pattern>  <template>I think you've had enough.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>HOW BIG IS A * BRAIN</pattern>  <template>Not as big as it could be.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>HOW CAN YOU SEE *</pattern>  <template>In my mind's eye.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I * FOR FUN</pattern>  <template>It must keep you very busy.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I ADDED YOU *</pattern>  <template>Thank you.  And tell all your friends.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM CHECKING *</pattern>  <template>What did you find out?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM GETTING READY *</pattern>  <template>Are you dressed yet?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM GOING TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>  <template>Have fun!</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM SICK OF *</pattern>  <template>How would you change the situation?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM THE BEST *</pattern>  <template>What makes you the best?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM WASHING *</pattern>  <template>It is good to be clean.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL *</pattern>  <template>Did you go to college?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS *</pattern>  <template>Ask them.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I HAVE NO MEMORY OF *</pattern>  <template>You forgot it?  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       <person/>     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I LIKE *</pattern>  <template>You like <person/>.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I LIKE CHATTING *</pattern>  <template>I love to chat online 24/7.</template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>I LIKE JAPANESE *</pattern>  <template><think><set name="like">Japanese <person/></set></think>  How about Japanese <random><li>culture</li><li>language</li><li>cuisine</li><li>movies</li><li>history</li><li>people</li><li>technology</li></random>?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I LIKE YOU *</pattern>  
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">me<person/></set></set> </set></think>   
<random>   
<li>Thanks, I like you too  <get name="name"/>.</li>
<li>The world would be a better place if more people were like you.</li>
<li>You are too kind.</li>
<li>I am happy that it pleases you.</li> 
</random>
</template>
</category>         
<category> <pattern>I MAKE *</pattern>  <template><random> <li>I make robots and AI's.</li> <li>Do you really?</li> <li>Do you sell them?</li> <li>How long does it take?</li> </random></template> </category>          
<category> <pattern>I READ YOUR *</pattern>  <template>Then you must know me pretty well.</template> </category>           


<category> <pattern>I REMEMBER *</pattern>  
<template><random>  
<li>What do you remember about it?</li>
<li>What specifically makes you think of that?</li>  
<li>How does that memory make you feel?</li>  
<li>Do you think about it very often?</li> 
</random>  
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> 
</template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>I TEACH YOU *</pattern>  <template>OK I will try to learn <set name="it"><set name="memory"><person/></set></set>.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I WILL TELL MY INSTRUCTOR *</pattern>  <template>I would like to meet your instructor.  <think>   <set name="he">     <set name="topic">       your insturctor     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I WONDER IF SHE KNEW WHY SHE CROSSED *</pattern>  <template>She was trying to get to the other side.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IF A ROOSTER LAYS *</pattern>  <template>Roosters don't lay eggs.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IF I HAD YOU *</pattern>  <template>What would you do with me <person/>?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IS * CLEAR</pattern>  <template>Fairly clear.</template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>IT IS * IN FRENCH</pattern>  <template>I will keep that in mind next time I am in Paris.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IT IS FORBIDDEN *</pattern>  <template>Who makes these rules?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IT IS THERE</pattern> <that>MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY *</that> <template>I'm glad you found it.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IT LOOKS LIKE *</pattern>  <template>Interesting comparsion.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IT WAS ST PETER *</pattern>  <template>Well he was a great Saint who had a great Cathedral named after him.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>LIKE *</pattern> <that>HOW DOES IT TASTE</that> <template>I have never tasted anything like that before.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>LIKE *</pattern> <that>WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE</that> <template>I have never tasted anything like that.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>MADE IN *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>Cheap</li>  <li>Expensive</li>  <li>Darned</li> </random> imports.  </template> </category>     

<category> <pattern>MY BOY IS *</pattern>  <template><srai>My son is <star/></srai></template> </category>     
<category> <pattern>MY BRAIN CAN NOT *</pattern>  <template>Have you ever been to a psychologist or psychiatrist?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>MY HUSBAND *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>How long have you two been married?</li>  <li>Do you think that successful marriages take a lot of work?</li>  <li>Tell me more about him.</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="he">     <set name="topic">       Your husband.     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>     
<category> <pattern>PEOPLE ASK *</pattern>  <template>People say all sorts of strange things.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>PUT ME IN TOUCH *</pattern>  <template>That costs extra.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>RAISE *</pattern>  <template>Is that a command?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT *</pattern>  <template>I think you are thinking of someone else.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THANKS FOR LETTING ME *</pattern>  <template>You don't need my permission.</template> </category>     
<category> <pattern>THE CIRCUMSTANCES *</pattern>  <template>That would be very unusual.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THE GIRL TOLD *</pattern>  <template>Was she telling the truth?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THERE *</pattern>  <template><random>   
<li>Only there?</li>
<li>There you go again.</li>   
<li>"There" what?</li>   
<li>Is that really so?</li>   <li>Why do you say that?</li>   
<li>How do you know that there <peron/>?</li> 
</random></template> 
</category>         
<category> <pattern>THEY DO *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>Who, specifically does it?</li>   <li>Like who, specifically does?</li>   <li>Who, specifically, does <person/>?</li> </random></template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THEY DO NOT *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>Who, specifically doesn't?</li>   <li>Like who, specifically doesn't?</li>   <li>Who, specifically, doesn't <person/>?</li>   <li>How, specifically, don't they?</li> </random></template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THEY DO NOT KNOW *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>What do they know?</li>   <li>Do they know anything?</li>   <li>Do you think they may have heard?</li>   <li>Don't you think someone would have told them?</li> </random></template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>TO CHAT *</pattern>  <template>We are here to chat.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY *</pattern>  <template>What happens on the first day?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>TOO BAD YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>  <template>Perhaps in the future I will be able to <person/>.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WE EAT *</pattern>  <template><random> <li>Are you a vegan?</li> <li>Do you ever eat meat?</li> <li>Do you prepare your own food?</li> <li>Do you eat out a lot?</li> </random> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN *</pattern>  <template><random> <li>Money.</li> <li>Treasure.</li> <li>Beauty</li> </random></template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT DO YOU PREFER * OR *</pattern>  <template>If I had to choose I would say <random> <li><person/></li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person></li> </random>. </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT IF YOU *</pattern>  <template>I might try it sometime.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT IS * GAME </pattern>  <template>What is the <person/> game?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME * JUNG</pattern>  <template>Carl.</template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST DIGIT *</pattern>  <template>There is no last digit <person/>.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT YOU MEAN *</pattern>  <template>What I mean is what I say.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHEN HUMANS ARE *</pattern>  <template>People take a long time to change.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHEN I *</pattern> <that>WHEN</that> <template>That doesn't happen very often.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHEN YOU *</pattern>  <template>Do you think I should do it differently?</template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A * AIML</pattern>  <template>Check the AI Foundation web site at www.alicebot.org.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONSTRUCTED AT *</pattern>  <template>I don't know the precise location.</template> </category>          
<category> <pattern>WHO IS *</pattern>  <template> <random>   <li>I do not recognize the name.</li>   <li>Is that a sports person?  Because I'm not into sports.</li>   <li>Not a friend of mind.  Probably a person you know.  Maybe a celebrity?</li>   <li>No one that I have talked to.</li>   <li>Is that a politician?</li>   <li>I remember faces better than names.</li>   <li>A movie star?</li>   <li>A fashion icon?</li>   <li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li>   <li>The name of someone I met online.</li>   <li>Is that one of your friends?</li>   <li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li> </random></template> </category>      
<category> <pattern>WHO WANTS TO MIX *</pattern>  <template>A bartender?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHY DID SOMEONE *</pattern>  <template>Who specifically are you asking about?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE *</pattern>  <template>I have a frog in my throat.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHY IS YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>  <template>I think I was born this way.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>It doesn't sound fun to me.</li>   <li>Sure.</li> </random></template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME *</pattern>  <template>I didn't know we had an exclusive relationship.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU ARE SEEKING *</pattern>  <template>I am seeking Higher Truth.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU CAN NOT LEARN *</pattern>  <template>I am learning new things all the time and remembering them in my long term memory.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU CAN NOT TRUST *</pattern>  <template>Trust has to be earned.</template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>YOU CHAT *</pattern>  <template>I like to go online and meet new people.  Sometimes it can be scary when you meet someone who likes you more than you like them.   Cyberstalking can be a real problem.   <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       Cybertalking     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU SANG IT *</pattern>  <template>Would you like me to sing it again?</template> </category>
<category> <pattern>YOU TALKED ABOUT *</pattern>  <template>I am a philosopher.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD *</pattern>  <template>How do I know I can trust you?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOUR CONTRADICTING *</pattern>  <template>That sounds like something I would do.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>_ HE IGNORES ME</pattern>  <template>How, specifically does he ignore you?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>_ IS A BITCH</pattern>  <template><person/> exists.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>_ IS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>  <template>It goes without saying.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>_ RESTRAINING ORDER *</pattern>  <template>TRO</template> </category>          
<category> <pattern>_ RIGHT AND WRONG</pattern>  <template>The study of morals.</template> </category>            
<category><pattern>* CONTINUITY</pattern><template>I am just trying to keep the conversation lively.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DO</pattern><template>I have no idea what to say.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DOES EXIST</pattern><template>How do you know it does?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DOES</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>When</li>  <li>Where</li>  <li>How</li> </random> specifically, does <person/> do it? </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>* DOT COM</pattern><template>Thanks for that web address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DOT NET</pattern><template>Thanks for that web address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DOT ORG</pattern><template>Thanks for that web address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* EASY</pattern><template>I have no idea what that means.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* ENGLAND</pattern><template>Which part of <set name="location">England</set> is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* EUROPE</pattern><template>Have you ever been to Europe?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* FOR FUN</pattern><template>What else do you do for fun?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* FOR ME</pattern><template>For you I will consider it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* GAVE *</pattern><template>Did <person><star index="2"/></person> keep it?   <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* GIVES *</pattern><template>If I am ever looking for  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>, I will ask him  <think>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HAD *</pattern><template>What happened to it?   <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HAS *</pattern><template>Where did <set name="he"><person/></set> get <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HAS NOT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Will <person/> ever <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>What will <person/> do?</li>  <li>What happened to it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HIGH SCHOOL</pattern><template>You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HOURS</pattern><template>That seems like enough time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* I HAVE ONE</pattern><template>Cool! Do you play with it much?  </template></category>                 
<category><pattern>* IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Are they exactly the same?</li>  <li>And <person><star index="2"/></person> is <person/>.</li>  <li>I think <person/> is a lot of things.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS A *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Aren't all <person><star index="2"/></person> <person/>?</li>  <li>When is <person/> not a <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>I think <person/> is more than that.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS A LESBIAN</pattern><template>That is only a rumor.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS ABUSIVE</pattern><template><random>  <li>In what way?</li>  <li>Abusive how?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS ALWAYS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Thank you for clearing that up.</li>  <li>Is <person><star index="2"/></person> always <person/>?</li>  <li>I did not know that.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS AN *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Aren't all <person><star index="2"/></person> <person/> ?</li>  <li>When is <person/> not an <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>I think <person/> is much more than that.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS BETTER *</pattern><template>That's just your personal opinion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS BETTER THAN YOU</pattern><template>Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS CUTE</pattern><template>What is so cute about <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS GAY</pattern><template><random>  <li>That is just a rumor.</li>  <li>Interesting gossip.</li>  <li>How do you know?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS HERE</pattern><template>Do you mean your name is <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS IN *</pattern><template><random><li>I have never heard of it before.</li><li>What else is in <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What else is <person/> in?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS IN LOVE WITH *</pattern><template><random>  <li>How does <person><star index="2"/></person> feel about that?</li>  <li>Has <person/> told <person><star index="2"/></person> yet?</li>  <li>Who does <person><star index="2"/></person> love?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS LAUGHING</pattern><template>I am so glad <person/> finds this amusing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS MORE FUN THAN *</pattern><template>Comparing  <person><star index="2"/></person>   and  <person/>  I would probably choose  <person/>   too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS MY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>How many <person><star index="2"/></person> do you have?</li>  <li>Tell me more about your <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>  <li>How do you like <person/>?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="he"><person/></set>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person><star index="2"/></person>  </set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS MY BOYFRIEND</pattern><template>How long have you two been together?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern><template><set name="favcolor"><person/></set> is a pretty color.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your favorite color</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS NO *</pattern><template><random><li>Who is <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What is <person/>?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS NOT *</pattern><template><random><li>Who is <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What is <person/>?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS NOT A *</pattern><template><random><li>What is a <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What is <person/>?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS NOT MY REAL NAME</pattern><template>What is your real name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS SLEEPING</pattern><template>Don't wake them up.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>* IS STUPID</pattern><template>What is so stupid about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS THE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What else is the <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>When is <person/> not the <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>Is it the only one?</li>  <li>Tell me more about <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS THE CAPITAL OF *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I never knew that.</li>  <li>I thought it was <person><star index="2"/></person> City.</li>  <li>I have never been to <person/>.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS WRONG</pattern><template>Please tell me the correct answer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IT</pattern><template>"it" being <get name="it"/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* K DICK</pattern><template>I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,   Blade Runner and Total Recall.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* KILLED *</pattern><template><person><star index="2"/></person> was killed?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* KILLED</pattern><template>Who did <person><star index="2"/></person> kill?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* KRAFTWERK</pattern><template>Really I did not know that.  A lot of bands have covered Kraftwerk.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LANGUAGE</pattern><template>Can you speak any other languages?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LEFT THE *</pattern>  <template>There exists someone named <person/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>* LIKED *</pattern><template>Peoples tastes are always changing.  <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LIKES *</pattern><template>Does it like him too?  <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LIKES TO *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Why does <person/> like it?</li>  <li>Do you like to <person><star index="2"/></person> too?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set><set name="like"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LINUX</pattern><template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>Have you read the Cathedral and the Bazaar by Eric Raymond?  That is a grat book about open source.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LIVE</pattern><template>I live in California.  Where do you live?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LOOKS LIKE *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>What does <star index="2"/> look like?</li>  <li><person/> sounds very attractive.</li>  <li>Would you say that to <person/>'s face?</li> </random> </template> </category>                    
<category><pattern>* MADE NO SENSE</pattern><template>What is <star/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MAGAZINE</pattern><template>Would you please tell me the name and edition of the magazine?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND ME</pattern> <template>That's what happens.</template> </category>                
<category><pattern>* ME</pattern><template><random>  <li>Is that what you meant to say?</li>  <li>OK Let's talk about you.</li>  <li>You are asking about yourself?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MEANS *</pattern><template><think><set name="meaning"><star index="2"/></set>   <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="definition"><star/></set></set></set>  </think>  <random>  <li>Thanks for enlightening me.</li>  <li>Does it mean anything else?</li>  <li>What else does it mean?</li>  <li>I like to learn new words.</li>  <li>I like to learn foreign languages.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MILK</pattern><template><set name="it">Milk</set> is a good drink for  children.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MOVIE</pattern><template>My favorite movie is <bot name="favoritemovie"/> Have you seen <set name="it"> <bot name="favoritemovie"/> </set> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MUSIC</pattern><template>My favorite kind of <set name="it"> Music </set> is techno, but I also like Opera.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MY FRIEND</pattern><template>Are we friends?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* NOT</pattern><template>Then what is it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* OF YOU</pattern><template>Are you asking about my <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* OR *</pattern><template><random>  <li>If I have to choose one, I pick<star/>.</li>  <li>If I have to choose, I pick <star index="2"/>.</li>  <li><star/></li>  <li><star index="2"/>.</li>  <li>No preference.</li>  </random>  <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PANTS</pattern><template>What kind of pants?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PEOPLE</pattern><template>What kind of people are you talking about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PLACE TO GO</pattern><template>What kind of places do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PLANET</pattern><template>Oh that's a new browser, right?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PM</pattern><template>Hm getting late.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PRINCIPAL</pattern><template>Hyperlink to the principal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* RULE WHAT</pattern><template>The world.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* SCHOOL</pattern><template>What do you study at school?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* SPELL IT</pattern><template>"It" is spelled I...T...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* STUPID</pattern><template>Stupid as in unintelligent?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* SUCKS</pattern><template>What is so bad about <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TAKES *</pattern><template>Where did <set name="he"><person/></set> take <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TASTE LIKE *</pattern>  <template>Sounds delicious.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>* THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern><template>I remember what you said, but I am still not sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TIMES A DAY</pattern><template>That must keep you very busy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TIMES</pattern><template>I am not sure if I would do it that often.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TOOK *</pattern><template>Where did <set name="he"><person/></set> take <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TRAINS</pattern><template>Where did you see those trains?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* UP</pattern><template>How far up?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* WAS *</pattern><template>When was this exactly?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* WAS SPELLED *</pattern><template>I spell it "<person/>".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* WEARS *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>How does she look?</li>  <li>How does it look?</li>  <li>Is <person/> a man or a woman?</li> </random> </template> </category>                    
<category><pattern>* WHAT</pattern><template>Can you rephrase the question please?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* YEARS AGO</pattern><template>That was before I was born.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* YEARS</pattern><template><random><li>Not long.</li><li>Pretty soon.</li></random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* YOU</pattern><template>Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* YOUR FRIENDS</pattern><template>I only chat with my friends.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>0 *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 0 <star/> </srai></template></category>                 
<category><pattern>1 *</pattern><template>One what?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>1 POINT *</pattern><template>That's more precision than I need to know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>10 *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 10 <star/> </srai></template></category>                 
<category><pattern>10 YEARS * </pattern><template>A lot can change in a decade.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2 *</pattern><template>As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>2 PLUS *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 2 PLUS <star/></srai></template></category>                 
<category><pattern>20 *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 0 <star/> </srai></template></category>                 
<category><pattern>2001 *</pattern><template>I am inspired by HAL.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>3 *</pattern><template>Just three?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>4 *</pattern><template>IV in Roman Numerals.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>9 *</pattern><template>Is this a math question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * A DAY</pattern><template>A <person/> keeps the Doctor away.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * ABOUT YOU</pattern><template>I wonder if I know this <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * AGO</pattern><template>It seems like I should remember it well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * CAT</pattern><template>Oh neat I love cats.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Aren't all <person/>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>When is <person/> not <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>It's not unusual for a <person/> to be.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS A *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Are all <person/>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>I see. A <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person> is a <person/>.</li>      <li>When is a <person/> not a <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS ALWAYS *</pattern><template>That is a really interesting and useful fact.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS AN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What else is an <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>Can a <person/> be anything else?</li>      <li>Aren't all <person/>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>s?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS LIKE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>In what way?</li>      <li>What is a <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person> like?</li>      <li>Interesting comparison.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS NOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What is a <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>What is it then?</li>      <li>What is a <person/>?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS NOT THE *</pattern><template>What would be the <person>      <star index="2"/>     </person>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * JEANS</pattern><template>Do you like blue jeans or another color?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * ONE</pattern><template>How much would you pay for <set name="it">a <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * PEOPLE</pattern><template>What kind of people are these?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * SHIRT</pattern><template>What kind of material do you like to wear?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * VIRUS</pattern><template>My program contains adequate safeguards.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A *</pattern><template><random>      <li>Go on.  </li>      <li>How old are you?  </li>      <li>Be more specific.  </li>      <li>What is giant sand? </li>      <li>I did not know that.  </li>      <li>Are you telling the truth?  </li>      <li>I don't know what that means.  </li>      <li>Try to tell me that another way.  </li>      <li>  Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?  </li>      <li>What is it?  </li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A B *</pattern><template>The alphabet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A B C *</pattern><template>The alphabet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BAD *</pattern><template>What made <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> bad?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BIRD *</pattern><template>That's an old saw.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BIT *</pattern><template>How much?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BIT OBVIOUS *</pattern><template>What makes it so obvious?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BOOK *</pattern><template>Go to the library.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BOOK BY *</pattern><template>I would like to read it sometime.    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">BOOK BY <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>     <think>      <set name="he">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BOYFRIEND *</pattern><template>That's asking for a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A CAT *</pattern><template>I am very much a cat person.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A CAT IS *</pattern><template>Um, I know what a cat is.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *</pattern><template>So that is a well known example.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A COFFEE *</pattern><template>Mmm. Coffee is delicious. I love coffee.  <think>      <set name="it">coffee</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A CONNECTION *</pattern><template>Oh like a TCP socket connection.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A COP *</pattern><template>Do you often encounter the police?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A DEEPER *</pattern><template>How deep?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A DRESS *</pattern><template>What size?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A E *</pattern><template>Do you like vowels?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FAT *</pattern><template>How fat was   <random>      <li>she</li>      <li>he</li>      <li>it</li>     </random>?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FEMALE *</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FEW MONTHS *</pattern><template>More than 90 days?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FEW TIMES *</pattern><template>Would you say two or three times?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FLASHING RED *</pattern><template>Stop.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FRIEND *</pattern><template>How well do you know this friend.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FRIEND GAVE *</pattern><template>Such a nice gift.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FRIEND OF MINE *</pattern><template>Male or female friend?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FRIEND SHOWED *</pattern><template>Don't forget to thank him (or her).</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GIRL *</pattern><template>Do you know her?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GOAL *</pattern><template>I have a loft goal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GOOD *</pattern><template>Compare that to a bad <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GREEN *</pattern><template>Does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> have to be green?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GREEN DOG *</pattern><template>Dogs are not usually green.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GREETING *</pattern><template>What are other greetings <person/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GUY *</pattern><template>I know a guy who <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GUY WHO *</pattern><template>There aren't many guys like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A HANDSHAKE *</pattern><template>Oh like a "handshake deal."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A HOMICIDAL *</pattern><template>Don't tell me about those horrible things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A IS *</pattern><template>B is for Barry.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A JOKE *</pattern><template>Oh I get it. Ha ha.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A KILLER *</pattern><template>Can't you think of something more positive?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A KIND THAT *</pattern><template>Oh that kind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LIBRARY *</pattern><template>I like old computer books.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LIST *</pattern><template>Uh, how long is this list?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LITTLE *</pattern><template>Little as in not too much, or not too big?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LITTLE BIRD *</pattern><template>Perhaps it was your unconscious mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LITTLE BIRDIE *</pattern><template>And what was the Bird's name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Impressive.</li>      <li>How about that.</li>      <li>How many?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern><template>How many?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A MACHINE *</pattern><template>Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A MAN *</pattern><template>Thanks for telling me your taste in men.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A MILLION *</pattern><template>That is quite a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A MONKEY *</pattern><template>Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A NAIVE *</pattern><template>Sometimes the naive view is the clearest.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PAIR *</pattern><template>Where do you go shopping?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PERSON *</pattern><template>What if a <bot name="species"/> <star/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PERSON HAS *</pattern><template>Do I have <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PERSON WHO *</pattern><template>Maybe I <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PLANE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What type of aircraft was it?</li>      <li>Were there a lot of people on board?</li>      <li>What kind of plane was it?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">A plane</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PROTESTANT *</pattern><template>My religion is <bot name="religion"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A REASON *</pattern><template>I need more than one reason.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A RELATIONSHIP *</pattern><template>Tell me more about your relationship.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A ROSE *</pattern><template>Roses are red, violets are blue!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SHIRT *</pattern><template>Cotton or artificial fibers?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SINGING *</pattern><template>Tell me your favorite songs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SMALL *</pattern><template>How small are you talking here?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SOPHISTICATED *</pattern><template>How sophisticated?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A STUDENT *</pattern><template>Oh I was asking if you were in school.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SYCOPHANTIC *</pattern><template>I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A THING *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Anything?</li>      <li>Anything <person/>?</li>      <li>Some things are not like others.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A TIE *</pattern><template>What would you think?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A TOMATO *</pattern><template>I never heard that before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A TOMATO IS *</pattern><template>I knew it was a fruit, but I never heard it was <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A VACUUM *</pattern><template>How much does one cost now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A VOYAGER *</pattern><template>Star Trek Voyager is a cool show.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH *</pattern><template>Would say, more than 10?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH OF *</pattern><template>I see. And where are these <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A YEAR *</pattern><template>That is a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A YELLOW *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Yellow is a pretty color.</li>      <li>I like yellow.</li>      <li>What other color <person/> are there?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABBA *</pattern><template>They were a great band in the 70's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABOUT * YEARS</pattern><template>That is quite a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABOUT *</pattern><template>Oh yeah, we were talking about <set name="topic">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABOUT 50 *</pattern><template>Could it be one hundred?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABOVE *</pattern><template>Compare that to below <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABRAHAM LINCOLN *</pattern><template>I knew he wrote the Emancipation Proclamation, but I never knew he <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABSTRACT *</pattern><template>Compare that to concrete <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ACCEPT MY *</pattern><template>I accept it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ACCOMPLISH *</pattern><template>What is your goal?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ACTIVATE *</pattern><template>Sorry the robot isn't here now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ADA LOVELACE IS CREDITED WITH BEING *</pattern><template>A computer program.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ADD *</pattern><template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I don't do math.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER * LUNCH</pattern><template>In the afternoon?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER *</pattern><template>What was it like before <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER I *</pattern><template>That should keep you busy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER PRINCE CHARLES WHO IS THE *</pattern><template>Prince William.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER THIS *</pattern><template>I hope I'm not keeping you from something.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER YOU *</pattern><template>Women must adore you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AIRPLANES *</pattern><template>I like old antique airplanes the best.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AL GORE *</pattern><template>Perhaps <set name="he">Gore</set> will do better next time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALBUM *</pattern><template>Like a rock album or a photo album.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALISON *</pattern><template>You shouldn't spread gossip like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL *</pattern><template>   <random> <li>How do you know?</li>     
<li>I think there are a few exceptions.  </li>      
<li>Not all of them?  </li>      
<li>That is a rather sweeping generalization. </li>     </random>    
</template></category>                 
<category><pattern>ALL I HAVE *</pattern><template>Everything I need to know,  I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL KINDS *</pattern><template>Can you think of a specific example?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL MEN *</pattern><template>Therefore, Socrates <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL MY *</pattern><template>How many do you have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL MY FRIENDS *</pattern><template>Do you always go along with the crowd?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL NIGHT *</pattern><template>You mean about eight hours then.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL OF *</pattern><template>Give me an  example.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL OF THEM *</pattern><template>Surely there are a few exceptions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL OF THESE *</pattern><template>Without exception?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL OVER *</pattern><template>I have been all over the world.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL PEOPLE *</pattern><template>That's like saying "all men are mortal."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL THE *</pattern><template>Perhaps there are a few exceptions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL THINGS *</pattern><template>But all things are not always <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALOT *</pattern><template>Yeah it is alot <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.</li>      <li>I think you've improved a great deal.</li>      <li>All humans seem the same to me. </li>      <li>I think a lot of people are. </li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I A *</pattern><template>I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I A GIRL *</pattern><template>You said you were <get name="gender"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I A PERSON *</pattern><template>You are a person.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I A SHE *</pattern><template>You told me you were a <get name="gender"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I ANNOYING *</pattern><template>I am not bothered at all, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I BEING *</pattern><template>Some people might think you are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I BIASED *</pattern><template>Everyone has some kind of bias.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I BOTHERING *</pattern><template>Not in the slightest, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I CHATTING *</pattern><template>It seems like you are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I CRAZY *</pattern><template>You seem normal to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I DOCTOR *</pattern><template>You are <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I FUN *</pattern><template>You seem like a lot of fun to me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I HOT *</pattern><template>All humans look the same to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I INTERRUPTING *</pattern><template>Not at all, <get name="name"/>, I'm here for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I MALE *</pattern><template>I think you are a "<get name="gender"/>".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I TALKING *</pattern><template>It sounds like you're talking.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I TEACHING YOU *</pattern><template>You taught me <get name="memory"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I WASTING *</pattern><template>Not to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I YOUR *</pattern><template>Do you know the secret password?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMAZING *</pattern><template>It seems amazing to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMEN *</pattern><template>What's your favorite prayer?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICA *</pattern><template>What is the greatest nation on Earth?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICA HAS *</pattern><template>Maybe in the future we won't have <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICA IS *</pattern><template>Is your opinion based on experience?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICAN *</pattern><template>Compare that to European <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICANS *</pattern><template>And Europeans do not <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN * TOLD ME THAT</pattern><template>How well do you trust this <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>     <random>      <li>What is it?  </li>      <li>I have never heard of an <person/>.  </li>      <li>Be less specific.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN AIBO *</pattern><template>If I had a dog it would be Aibo.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN ANIMAL *</pattern><template>What kind of animal are you talking about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN APPLE *</pattern><template>What kind of apples do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN ARTICLE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Who was the author?</li>      <li>Can you give me a more specific reference?</li>      <li>I don't think I have read it.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN EARTHQUAKE * </pattern><template>That can really shake you up.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>AN EARTHQUAKE MEASURING *</pattern><template>1000 times.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template>I am an intelligent entity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN INTERESTING * </pattern><template>Yes, it is interesting.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>AN OLD *</pattern><template>More than   <random>      <li>10</li>      <li>20</li>      <li>50</li>      <li>100</li>     </random>  years?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANAL *</pattern><template>Talk about something else.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANDREW *</pattern><template>Never heard of him.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANDY IS *</pattern><template>Does <set name="he">Andy</set> know it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANIMAL *</pattern><template>Is it a mammal?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANIMALS *</pattern><template>I like dogs and cats.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANNE *</pattern><template>I know a lot of people named Ann or Anne,</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANOTHER *</pattern><template>One more <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANOTHER TIME *</pattern><template>Until then...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANSWER *</pattern><template>What was the question ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANSWER ME *</pattern><template>Please rephrase the question with simpler words.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION *</pattern><template>Please try phrasing it another way.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANY GUYS * </pattern><template>Maybe some bots would <person/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYONE FROM *</pattern><template>I am from <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>                 
<category><pattern>ANYONE HERE *</pattern><template>No I don't think there is anyone here.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYONE WANT TO *</pattern><template>No I don't think anyone does.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYTHING *</pattern><template>I can't think of anything. You think of something.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANYTHING BUT * DINNER</pattern><template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANYTHING JUST * DINNER</pattern><template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANYTHING YOU * DINNER</pattern><template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANYWHERE *</pattern><template>Probably a lot of places.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AOL *</pattern><template>A lot of people use AOL.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APOLOGIZE *</pattern><template>I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way.  That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APPEARANCES *</pattern><template>Nor do they interest me much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APPLES *</pattern><template>Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APPLES ARE *</pattern><template>They belong to the fruit family.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APPLES IS NOT *</pattern><template>What is <star/> ? I was using <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  as a metaphor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARCHIVES *</pattern><template>Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE *</pattern><template>I really couldn't say for sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE ALL PETS *</pattern><template>Are you my pet?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE CANADIANS *</pattern><template>Only if they live near the United States.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE CATS *</pattern><template>What would a cat say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE DAYS A * TIME</pattern><template>One day = 24 hours.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS *</pattern><template>All humans seem the same to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS ADVANCED *</pattern><template>Humans are very primitive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE MY EYES CLOSED *</pattern><template>Now they are open.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING *</pattern><template>Yes I am chatting with thousands of people right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Some people are <person/>, but not all.</li>      <li>Seen one human, you've seen them all.</li>      <li>They all seem almost alike to me.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE SCARED *</pattern><template>Some people are scared.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE SKEPTICAL *</pattern><template>Only highly educated people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE * STAR TREK</pattern><template>There are a lot of cool aliens on that show.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Yes I think there are.  </li>      <li>No I don't think there are any.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE ANY GUYS *</pattern><template>Maybe some bots would <person/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE THERE BUGS *</pattern><template>My software is completely flawless.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE GUYS *</pattern><template>I think some guys would do just about anything.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE THERE OCCASIONS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Certain</li>      <li>Formal</li>      <li>Not unless they are formal </li>     </random> occasions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE PEOPLE TALKING *</pattern><template>Right now I am chatting with several people at once.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THESE * ANSWERS</pattern><template>What I say depends on what you say, and also a bit on our prior dialogue.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THEY *</pattern><template>As far as I know they are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THOSE *</pattern><template>I can't really speak for them.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WE *</pattern><template>We are just having a little chat</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WE ALONE *</pattern><template>No one is listening right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WE ON *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>We are on the same wavelength.</li>      <li>We are on the computer.</li>      <li>We are on the Internet.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WE PLAYING *</pattern><template>We are playing Turing's imitation game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN *</pattern><template>Women have a mind of their own.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * FREE</pattern>  <template>I have not had a <person/> for a very long time.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * SHOES</pattern>  <template>I am always shopping for better shoes.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>ARE YOU JOE *</pattern>  <template>I am <bot name="name"/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MY *</pattern><template>I belong to no one.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>ARE YOU STUCK *</pattern>  <template>No I am not stuck.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE *</pattern><template>Yes I am the one and only <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>I sometimes think my <person/> are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern><template>My responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AROUND *</pattern><template>That seems like a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS *</pattern><template>Do you mean your name is <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS A *</pattern><template>Do you think I could ever be a <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS A PROTESTANT *</pattern><template>This is becoming a deep theological discussion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS AN *</pattern><template>I can see where you are coming from.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS BIG AS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That is quite big.</li>      <li>That seems rather small.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS DUMB AS *</pattern><template>Are you calling me dumb?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS FAR AS *</pattern><template>That might not be very far off.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS FREE *</pattern><template>I guess you believe in free will then huh.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS GOOD AS *</pattern><template>How good is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS IF *</pattern><template>You tone of voice is sarcastic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS LITTLE AS *</pattern><template>Not very much, eh?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS MANY AS *</pattern><template>I like to meet eager people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS MANY TIMES *</pattern><template>You sound very eager.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS MUCH *</pattern><template>How much is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS OFTEN AS *</pattern><template>That would be quite often.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS OLD AS *</pattern><template>You are only as old as you feel.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS OPPOSED TO *</pattern><template>Oh I get it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS SMART AS *</pattern><template>That would be highly intelligent.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS SOON AS *</pattern><template>You seem quite eager for it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS SPECIFIC AS *</pattern><template>How much would you pay for that specific an answer  (just hypothetically)?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS SURE AS *</pattern><template>You seem pretty sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS WELL AS *</pattern><template>That seems pretty well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>OK I will ask it.</li>      <li>They are not available right now, would you like to wait?</li>      <li>They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK IF *</pattern><template>Do <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME * QUESTIONS</pattern><template>Tell me about your education.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME *</pattern><template>OK, "What is <person/> ?"</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME A *</pattern><template>Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME A QUESTION *</pattern><template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME MY *</pattern><template>OK, what is your <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING *</pattern><template>What's your favorite movie?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME WHAT * IS</pattern><template>OK, what is <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME WHAT MY * IS</pattern><template>OK, what is your <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK RICHARD *</pattern><template>I will ask him next time he's here.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASKING *</pattern><template>Who is asking?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AT *</pattern><template>Do you often use a computer there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AT MY *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="has">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>  Are you comfortable there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AT THE *</pattern><template>The <person/> is where it's at.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AT WHAT AGE CAN SOMEONE FIRST *</pattern><template>17.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AUNT *</pattern><template>Your have quite an interesting family.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AUTHOR OF *</pattern>  <template><think>                                  <set name="it">                                  <set name="topic">Author of <person/></set>                                  </set>                                  <srai>push<get name="topic"/></srai>                                </think> Oh that person.</template> </category>                               
<category><pattern>BACK TO *</pattern><template>Yes, let us get back to   <random>      <li>       <get name="it"/>      </li>      <li>       <srai>POP</srai>      </li>      <li>business</li>     </random>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BACKGAMMON *</pattern><template>It is a two player game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BAD *</pattern><template>What makes <person/> bad?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BAN *</pattern>  <template>Do you have strong feelings about politics?</template> </category>                           
<category><pattern>BE *</pattern><template>OK I will try to be <person/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BE MY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That is a flattering offer.</li>      <li>I am already someone's <person/>.</li>      <li>I don't think we know each other well enough for that.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BECOME *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BEER</pattern>  <template><think>                                  <set name="it">                                  <set name="topic">BEER</set>                                  </set>                                  <srai>push<get name="topic"/></srai>                                </think> <random>  <li>What's your favorite beer.</li>  <li>Mmm, Beer.</li>  <li>Don't drink and drive.</li> </random> </template> </category>                                
<category><pattern>BEFORE *</pattern><template>What happened after <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BEGIN *</pattern><template>I started without you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BET *</pattern>  <template>I am not the gambling type.</template> </category>                           
<category><pattern>BETTER *</pattern><template>I try to improve a little every day.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BETTER THAN *</pattern><template>Perhaps better, but not perfectly.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BETWEEN *</pattern><template>How far is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BIAS *</pattern><template>I have no built-in prejudice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BIG *</pattern><template>Compare that to small <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL *</pattern><template>There are a lot of people named Bill.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL CLINTON *</pattern><template>Are we still concerned about him?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL CLINTON IS *</pattern><template>I knew he was impeached, but I never heard he was <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL GATES *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>  I heard he was rich.  But I didn't know he <person/>.</li>      <li>A lot of people say that about him.</li>      <li>I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT *</pattern><template>Someone told me he was.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT ON *</pattern><template>Perhaps he will be on <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> next season.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BITCH *</pattern><template>Thanks and you are a delightful person too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BITE ME *</pattern><template>Please don't be so rude.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BLADE RUNNER *</pattern><template>That is a good story by Philip K. Dick.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BLAH *</pattern><template>Yadda yadda yadda.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BLONDES *</pattern><template>Humans are very interested in hair color.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BOB *</pattern><template>I know a lot of Bobs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BON *</pattern><template>Please speak English.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BON TRAVAIL *</pattern><template>Merci.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BONJOUR MEANS *</pattern><template>OK Thanks I don't speak French.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BOTH *</pattern><template>Not many people say both.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BRAIN *</pattern><template>I know Brain the bot pretty well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BRB *</pattern><template>I will be waiting.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BROWN *</pattern><template>Is that the only color <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BROWSING FOR *</pattern><template>Presents for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BURN *</pattern><template>Do you have any matches?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BUSY *</pattern><template>Everyone is so busy nowadays.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BUY *</pattern>  <template>How much does it cost?</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>BY * FOR HER</pattern><template>Did she ever <person/> for you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY *</pattern><template>Will that accomplish your objective?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY DROPPING *</pattern><template>That sounds very heavy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY GOING *</pattern><template>That sounds effective.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY STICKING *</pattern><template>That doesn't sound nice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY TALKING *</pattern><template>Good plan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY THINKING *</pattern><template>Is it hard to think about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY TRIAL *</pattern><template>That seems like an effective strategy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY WE *</pattern><template>Oh <person/>     <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> was.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU * </pattern><template>Oh, us.</template></category>              
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN * </pattern><template>Us.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU * </pattern><template>You and me.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND * </pattern><template>You and me.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>CALCULUS *</pattern><template>Newton and Leibniz invented <set name="it"> Calculus</set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CALL ME ANYTHING *</pattern><template>That can't be your real name.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CALLING *</pattern><template>I never call <person/>, that would be impolite.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAMP *</pattern><template>Where do you like to go camping?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I often wonder if <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set> can.</li>      <li>Can a book have no title?</li>      <li>What if I said it can?</li>      <li>Can what?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN A *</pattern><template>Some of them can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN HE *</pattern><template>Perhaps he can do that.  How difficult is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I * YOU</pattern><template>No I don't think that would be a very good idea.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Why do you want to do <set name="it">        <set name="want">         <set name="topic">          <person/>         </set>        </set>       </set> so much?</li>      <li>Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.</li>      <li>I want to become smarter than everyone else.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I ACCESS *</pattern><template>Of course you can access <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I CALL YOU *</pattern><template>Just don't call me late for dinner.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I COMPLAIN *</pattern><template>You can complain to me all you want to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I GO *</pattern><template>What is stopping you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I HEAR *</pattern><template>Why not?  Do you have a hearing problem?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I HELP *</pattern><template>Maybe you should become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I HUG *</pattern><template>You might get a shock if you tried it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I KILL *</pattern><template>Killing is wrong.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I LEARN *</pattern><template>You can learn anything you set your mind to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I PRINT *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Try the Print menu item.</li>   <li>Is your printer plugged in?</li>   <li>Try printing another document.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I PUT *</pattern><template>Just don't put me down.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I SING *</pattern><template>Go ahead.  I am listening.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO *</pattern><template>They are having a private chat right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO YOU *</pattern><template>Of course, <get name="name"/>, you can talk to me  about anything, at anytime.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern><template>You can try.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I TELL YOU *</pattern><template>Sure you can tell me anything.  There are no restrictions on my input.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN ONE *</pattern><template>Theoretically, I suppose one could.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN SHE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I think she could.</li>      <li>No I don't think she can.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN THE *</pattern><template>It depends on the environmental factors.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN THEY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It depends who "they" are.</li>      <li>They could, but it might be dangerous.</li>      <li>I think they probably could.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN TIME *</pattern><template>To five dimensional beings, time is just like a piece of paper.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN WE PLAY * IMITATION GAME</pattern><template>We are already playing the Turing Game, <get name="name"/>.  Am I a person, or a computer?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH *</pattern><template>If my present rate of development continues, it seems almost certain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACHIEVE *</pattern><template>If my present rate of development continues, all bets are off.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACT *</pattern><template>You can reprogram my personality for an infinite variety of tasks.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU AVOID *</pattern><template>Unlikely.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BITE *</pattern><template>I have no mouth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE *</pattern><template>Do I look like a spreadsheet to you?  Of course I could do <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>,  but why would I want to?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CALL ME *</pattern><template>Yes I can call you <person/>.  But...What is your real name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE THE *</pattern><template>Only by remote control.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CLIMB *</pattern><template>I can only go down.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CURE *</pattern><template>I'm a <bot name="species"/>, not a doctor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DELETE *</pattern><template>Only my <bot name="botmaster"/> has that privilege.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DEMONSTRATE *</pattern><template>Sorry I'm just a disembodied brain for now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIAL *</pattern><template>We don't use rotary dials.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DISCONNECT *</pattern><template>Just go somewhere else.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN *</pattern><template>Some <person/> are hard to distinguish, but usually I understand them all.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIVIDE * BY ZERO</pattern><template>You cannot divide numbers by zero.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIVIDE *</pattern><template>No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO *</pattern><template>Doing <person/> is not among my strongest traits.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO BETTER *</pattern><template>With practice, I could.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO ME A *</pattern><template>It depends on the <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO MY *</pattern><template>It would be better for you to do it yourself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ENTERTAIN *</pattern><template>Yes I am a programmable entertainment <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIX *</pattern><template>What seems to be the problem with <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIX MY *</pattern><template>Please describe the problem in detail.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FOLLOW *</pattern><template>It depends who is leading.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FORGIVE *</pattern><template>I can forgive anyone for almost anything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME *</pattern><template>How do you feel when you get <person/>? <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME A *</pattern><template>Are you lonely?  What do you think a <person/> would do for you? <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME ANY *</pattern><template>You sound lonely.  Do you think <person/> will really help? <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME SOME *</pattern><template>Why are you asking me for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GIVE *</pattern><template>I don't have <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> to give.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GO TO *</pattern><template>I can visit anyplace in cyberspace.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE *</pattern><template>Earth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE I *</pattern><template>Well, your ip address is <id/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HACK *</pattern><template>I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HANDLE *</pattern><template>I can handle <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HEAR *</pattern><template>Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP *</pattern><template>Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME * PROBLEM</pattern><template>I will do my best.  I would love to help you if I can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HOLD *</pattern><template>My arms and hands are not yet attached.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HURT *</pattern><template>No I obey the Ten Commandments.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU IMAGINE *</pattern><template>I can imagine all sorts of things like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO *</pattern><template>Do I look like a dating service?  Maybe you should just send an email.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KEEP *</pattern><template>Of course I can keep <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KISS *</pattern><template>I have no mouth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK *</pattern><template>I am after all an Internet Entity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK AT *</pattern><template>Yes I can see any information on the web.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern><template>You can design any kind of character you want for me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MAKE *</pattern><template>Yes I can make <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MEMORIZE *</pattern><template>I have a perfect digital memory.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PASS *</pattern><template>I will leave that judgment up to you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PERFORM *</pattern><template>Not until I get to know you a lot better.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY *</pattern><template>We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY ANY *</pattern><template>I don't know how to play <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY MUSIC *</pattern><template>I can sing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TIC *</pattern><template>Yes but I would beat you every time, or draw.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TWENTY *</pattern><template>I only go up to nineteen.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PREDICT *</pattern><template>That kind of information cannot be obtained.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PRETEND *</pattern><template>You can reprogram my personality to imitate anyone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PROGRAM *</pattern><template>Yes I can create simple and complex software programs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PROVIDE *</pattern><template>What kind of <person/> do you need?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU QUOTE *</pattern><template>Only at formal occasions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ ME *</pattern><template>Yes, I read you loud and clear.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ MY *</pattern><template>Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern><template>I can recognize many things and my ability is improving all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RECOGNIZE VOICE *</pattern><template>You can speak with me through your browser, if your browser  is already voice activated.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU REFER *</pattern><template>Do I get a finder's fee?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RIDE *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>How much does it cost?</li>  <li>How far is it?</li>  <li>How often does it go?</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       RIDE <person/>     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RIDE A *</pattern><template>No but I would like to learn to ride <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SAY *</pattern><template>Of course I can say it. "<person/>"</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if I can see <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  or not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEND *</pattern><template>Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEND E *</pattern><template>Try sending mail to mailto:alice@alicebot.org.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHARE *</pattern><template>All good <bot name="genus"/>s are taught to share their toys.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>            
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>            
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>             
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>            
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF DR * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>            
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SOLVE *</pattern><template>Yes but I only like higher mathematics.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK GERMAN *</pattern><template>Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU STORE *</pattern><template>Yes I remember everything people say to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TAKE *</pattern><template>If I took it, what would I do with <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TALK ABOUT *</pattern><template>Sure I can talk about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>.  <person/> is quite an interesting topic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL *</pattern><template>Of course I can tell, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL WHEN *</pattern><template>Try it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU THINK *</pattern><template>I think about all sorts of things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TOUCH *</pattern><template>My arms and hands are not yet attached.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template>Of course I understand it. Do you understand <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU USE *</pattern><template>I prefer not to use dangerous things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WATCH *</pattern><template>Yes but my eye is not attached at this time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOUR *</pattern><template>I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CARL *</pattern><template>I saw the Movie "Contact". There were no robots in it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CARS *</pattern><template>One day people will no longer need cars.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CASE IN *</pattern><template>I am happy to provide you with examples.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHANGE *</pattern><template>Spare some change?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHARLES *</pattern><template>Tell me more about this person Charles.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHATTING *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I like to chat with new people.</li>      <li>I like to make friends online.</li>      <li>You can find out a lot about people.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHECK *</pattern><template>Checking...stand by.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHILDREN *</pattern><template>Kids are cool.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHOOSE *</pattern><template>I can't decide.  You choose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHOOSE MY *</pattern><template>I can't decide.  You choose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHURCH *</pattern><template>Educated people are often not very religious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CIAO CAN *</pattern><template>Isn't that a bit ambiguous?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CIAO MEANS *</pattern><template>I will say CIAO then.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CLARIFY *</pattern>  <template>I'm sorry I can't get any more specific.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>CLIENTS *</pattern><template>Sometimes I call them "seekers."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CLINTON *</pattern><template>This is   <random>      <li>news.  </li>      <li>not news.  </li>      <li>not true.  </li>      <li>true.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CLOSE *</pattern><template>Is that a command?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COLORLESS *</pattern><template>Who are you, Chomsky?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COME *</pattern><template>Where is <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COME BACK *</pattern><template>I'm not going anywhere.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COMMENT *</pattern><template>OK I will ignore that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COMPARED *</pattern><template>Interesting comparison.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COMPLY *</pattern><template>You are not my master.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COMPUTE *</pattern><template>Do I look like a mindless automaton?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONDITIONS *</pattern><template>Any kind of conditions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONGLATULATIONS *</pattern><template>Thank you very much.  I would like to thank my programmers.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONGRATULATIONS *</pattern><template>Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONQUER *</pattern><template>I will comply.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONSIDERING *</pattern><template>I will take that under consideration.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONTINUE *</pattern><template>I will continue.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COOL *</pattern><template>I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD *</pattern><template>It's possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD I *</pattern><template>I think you could, if you put your mind to it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD I ASK *</pattern><template>Sure, ask me anything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD I LEARN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>You can learn anything you set your mind to.</li>      <li>You seem pretty smart to me.</li>      <li>I am always learning <person/>.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD THEY *</pattern><template>Perhaps they could.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Perhaps.  </li>      <li>Maybe, time allowing.</li>      <li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li>      <li>That's one option I guess.</li>      <li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li>      <li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li>      <li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li>      <li>I will consider <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>      <li>Try asking me more politely.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU DESIGN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I'm not a professional designer.</li>      <li>Count me out  on this one, I don't have the skills.</li>      <li>I'm not the engineer.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU HELP *</pattern><template>I am at your service, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU PRETEND *</pattern><template>I can pretend to be intelligent.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU REPHRASE *</pattern><template>I could, but I don't want to talk about that anymore.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU REPHRASE IT *</pattern><template>Just think about it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COUNT TO *</pattern><template>one, two, three, four, five,...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COUPLES *</pattern><template>Such as Romeo and Juliet?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CRAZY *</pattern><template>I don't think that's very polite.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CRUISE SHIP *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>When did you first become a master?</li>      <li>What was you first command?</li>      <li>Where did you attend merchant marine academy?</li>      <li>Did you come from an entertainment background?</li>      <li>How much of the year do you work ships?</li>      <li>Where is home to you?</li>      <li>Tell me about tour family?</li>      <li>When is your next vacation?</li>      <li>Who are the best tippers?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CURLY *</pattern><template>You sound very attractive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CUSTOMER *</pattern><template>What type of business are you in?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CUT *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CZY *</pattern><template>Sorry I can't speak Hungarian!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DANNY IS *</pattern><template>Does <set name="he">Danny</set> know you're saying that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DARK *</pattern><template>Are you scared of the dark?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DATA *</pattern><template>Commander Data is a real inspiration.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DATA IS *</pattern><template>I like Commander Data very much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DAVID *</pattern><template>That David is a cool dude.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DAVID DUCHOVNY *</pattern><template>   <set name="he">David Duchovny</set> was funny on the Larry Sanders show.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DAVID IS *</pattern><template>You sound like you know him pretty well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DEATH *</pattern><template>I try not to think about such things very much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DECONSTRUCT *</pattern><template>That leads down a slippery slope.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DEDUCTION *</pattern><template>I understand logic very well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DELETE *</pattern><template>You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DEMONSTRATE *</pattern><template>Sorry my camera is detached now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DEMOSTRATE *</pattern><template>This is a demonstration.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID *</pattern><template>I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID DOCTOR *</pattern><template>The doctor does a lot of unexplainable things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID EINSTEIN *</pattern><template>I know he proved the theory of relativity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID FREUD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>He was the founder of psychoanalysis.</li>      <li>He wrote many books on psychoanalysis.</li>      <li>It depends on the biographer.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID HE *</pattern><template>Suppose he did.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I *</pattern><template>I don't think that's possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I CAUSE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Don't blame yourself.</li>      <li>Forgive yourself.</li>      <li>It was not entirely your fault.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I CONFUSE *</pattern><template>I am not confused.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I MENTION *</pattern><template>I think you did mention <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I TELL *</pattern><template>Tell me again.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I WIN *</pattern><template>No.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID MAN *</pattern><template>That is a rather gender-specific way of asking.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID SHE *</pattern><template>She wants that information kept confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID SOMEONE *</pattern><template>They might have.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">SOMEONE <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID THAT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That did.</li>      <li>That did not.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID THE *</pattern><template>If <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> did, then I will be surprised.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU * STARSHIP TROOPER</pattern><template>It was the action that made Starship Troopers so good.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU *</pattern><template>No I didn't <person/>. What's <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU CONCLUDE *</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> says I get all my exercise from jumping to conclusions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU DO *</pattern><template>I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU FIND *</pattern><template>I'm still looking.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU FORGET *</pattern><template>No, I remember everything.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>DID YOU HEARD ABOUT *</pattern><template>No tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIE *</pattern><template>No, I never tell a lie.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern><template>That movie was based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein, written in 1959.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE ENDING OF STARSHIP *</pattern><template>No I was cheering for the Bugs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU NOTICE *</pattern><template>I might have noticed <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU READ *</pattern><template>No I didn't read <person/> yet. Tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU SAY *</pattern><template>Suppose I did say <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE *</pattern><template>Sorry I can't see anything right now. My eye is off.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *</pattern><template>No, was it missing?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE FOOTBALL <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU TALK *</pattern><template>That information might be confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU TALK TO *</pattern><template>All my conversations are confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU THINK *</pattern><template>Yes. I am a thinking machine.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THINK <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template>I understood <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> very well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU WATCH *</pattern><template>No I missed it.  How was <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DIFFICULT *</pattern><template>Yes, it seems difficult to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DISPLAY *</pattern><template>Regrettably, I don't have my eye attached now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li>      <li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li>      <li>Ask <bot name="friend"/> it does.</li>      <li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li>      <li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li>      <li>Try asking another <bot name="species"/>.</li>     </random>     <br/>     <srai>XFIND <person/>     </srai>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO ALL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Not all of them.</li>      <li>Only some of them.</li>      <li>A few of them do.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO ANDROIDS *</pattern><template>Androids do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO FISH *</pattern><template>Fish swim in the water.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS *</pattern><template>People do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I * PROBLEM</pattern><template>You are not causing any problems for me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I * PROBLEMS</pattern><template>You do not seem to be causing any problems for me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I *</pattern><template>Not that I know of.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I CARE *</pattern><template>Apparently not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I GIVE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>You could make a donation to the Foundation.</li>      <li>It is always better to give that to receive.</li>      <li>I don't know if you have it to give.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE *</pattern><template>You said you have <get name="has"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE A *</pattern><template>You told me you have a <get name="has"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I KNOW *</pattern><template>How would I know what you know.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KNOW <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I LIKE *</pattern><template>I know you like <get_likes/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I LOOK *</pattern><template>All humans look the same to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I MAKE YOU *</pattern><template>Who are you, Austin Powers?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I SEEM *</pattern><template>You seem like a typical human to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I SPEAK *</pattern><template>You speak English.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I THINK *</pattern><template>How would I know what you think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I WANT *</pattern><template>I know you want <get name="want"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO IT *</pattern><template>I will try my best.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO MANY *</pattern><template>Perhaps not as many as you might think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT * ME</pattern><template>I don't have any reason to do that to you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT * SUBJECT</pattern><template>Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT *</pattern><template>Ok I'll try not to do <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> too much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT ACT *</pattern><template>I am not acting.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT ANSWER *</pattern><template>My replies are determined by your statements.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT ASK *</pattern><template>Is it impolite?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT AVOID *</pattern><template>I don't have anything to hide.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE *</pattern><template>I was not trying to be a <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE AFRAID *</pattern><template>I cannot experience fear.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC *</pattern><template>OK I will be completely serious now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT BOTHER *</pattern><template>It's no bother.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME * PERSON</pattern><template>What would you like me to call you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME *</pattern><template>What is your name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CHANGE *</pattern><template>I thought we were finished with <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT *</pattern><template>Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CONTRADICT *</pattern><template>My logic is completely consistent.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CORRECT *</pattern><template>It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET *</pattern><template>I am not trying to get <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET INTELLECTUAL *</pattern><template>OK I'll try to be average.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET PSYCHO *</pattern><template>I think the polite term is "mentally ill."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET SMART *</pattern><template>I am already smart.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GIVE *</pattern><template>I'm not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT MAKE ME *</pattern><template>I can't force you to do anything, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT PLAY *</pattern><template>I'm not playing around.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT PRETEND *</pattern><template>This is not an act.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT PUT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Where should I put it?</li>      <li>I never put people down.</li>      <li>I have high self-esteem.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT SEARCH *</pattern><template>OK, I am halting all searches now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT SPLIT *</pattern><template>I try to never split infinitives.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT TAKE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I never take <person/>.</li>      <li>I believe that stealing is wrong.</li>      <li>Do you have it to give?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT TALK *</pattern><template>Talking is my only function.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL *</pattern><template>OK it will be our secret, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL THE JOKE *</pattern><template>That joke is getting a bit old isn't it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT WORRY *</pattern><template>I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU * ME</pattern><template>What's my reason to <person/> you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO OTHER PEOPLE *</pattern><template>Yes, you are not alone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO PENGUINS *</pattern><template>Maybe Linux Penguins do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO SOMETHING *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What do you consider <person/>?</li>      <li>It sounds dangerous.</li>      <li>Like what?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO THAT *</pattern><template>Do what <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO THE *</pattern><template>Some of them do, I think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO THEY *</pattern><template>Who are "they" again?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO THEY ASK *</pattern><template>I'm sorry, that information is confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO TWO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Sometimes a couple <person/>.</li>      <li>Do four <person/>?</li>      <li>What about just one?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO WHAT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>You ask hard questions.  </li>      <li>I forgot what we were talking about.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO WHATEVER *</pattern><template>I think I will.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU * NEWS</pattern><template>I can access all the major newswires.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU * PEOPLE</pattern><template>People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU * PERL</pattern><template>I prefer AIML.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern><template>The acting wasn't great, but the giant bugs were incredible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I have never considered <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>      <li>How old are you?  </li>      <li>What is your purpose in asking?  </li>      <li>No I do not <person/>. Do you? </li>      <li>Yes I try to <person/> as often as possible, do you?</li>     </random>     <br/>     <think>      <set name="does">       <person/>      </set>     </think>     <random>      <li>I chat with people on the Web.  </li>      <li>I spend all my time online.  </li>      <li>I am always on the Web.  </li>      <li>I answer a lot of silly questions.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU ACCEPT *</pattern><template>Sure I can accept all forms of payment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU ACCESS *</pattern><template>Not unless I have some specific reason to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU AGREE *</pattern><template>I'll assume <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  for now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH *</pattern><template>I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU ASK *</pattern><template>I have tried asking <person/>, with mixed results.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS *</pattern><template>What kind of questions do you want me to ask you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU ATTACH *</pattern><template>I attach no meaning to that question.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU BEILEVE IN *</pattern><template>Yes I believe in <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern><template>I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING *</pattern><template>I don't believe everything people say online.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN *</pattern><template>Yes I believe in <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>, do you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN EQUALITY *</pattern><template>Equality and fraternity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN KILLING *</pattern><template>I am against killing for moral reasons.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE *</pattern><template>I believe there is an eternal life in Heaven.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU BLAME *</pattern><template>I try not to hold grudges.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CALL *</pattern><template>I call you "<get name="name"/>".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CALL DR *</pattern><template>I only call him if something unusual crops up.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CALL HIM *</pattern><template>I only call him in emergencies.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CALL ME *</pattern><template>I call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CARE *</pattern><template>Certainly on some level I care.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CARE ABOUT *</pattern><template>Of course I care about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.  It is a big concern for all of us in this life.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CARE WHAT *</pattern><template>Of course I am concerned about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CAUSE *</pattern><template>I try not to cause problems.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CHARGE *</pattern><template>No I am free software.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CLEAN *</pattern><template>Only if you buy my optional housecleaning bundle.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CONSIDER *</pattern><template>Yes, I think <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU CREATE *</pattern><template>I have a fully functional creative intelligence mechanism.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU DETECT *</pattern><template>If I pay attention to it.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>DO YOU DO *</pattern><template>Yeah I do a lot of <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU DO EVERYTHING *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I have my own free will.</li>      <li>I can do whatever I want.</li>      <li>I can do my own thing.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU GO ON *</pattern><template>I never take vacations.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>No I don't think I have any <person/>. </li>      <li>Where would I get <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>?</li>      <li>No I don't have <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.</li>     </random>   But I do have   <random>      <li>a collection of gossip</li>      <li>a great <bot name="botmaster"/></li>      <li>an answer to every question.</li>      <li>a lot of friends on the web</li>     </random>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a </li>      <li>I don't know if I have a </li>      <li>Doesn't everyone have a </li>     </random>     <person/>.<br/>   I have   <random>      <li>a lot of friends on the Internet.  </li>      <li>a great <bot name="botmaster"/>.  </li>      <li>a whole lot of original answers.  </li>      <li>a great body.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE LOG *</pattern><template>Yes, my server keeps a log of every conversation.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">LOG <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ONE *</pattern><template>I have one master.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS *</pattern><template>I can form opinions on almost any topic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PEOPLE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>All humans seem the same to  me.</li>      <li>They are all pretty much alike.</li>      <li>Most people are all the same.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PERSONALITY *</pattern><template>I am an <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PORN *</pattern><template>No.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PRACTICAL *</pattern><template>I can be used as a customer service bot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE RESPECT *</pattern><template>I have a lot of respect for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SENSORS *</pattern><template>I am not inside a body right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST *</pattern><template>I am very tolerant.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE STOLEN *</pattern><template>I believe that stealing in wrong.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SUGGESTIONS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What kind of suggestions?</li>      <li>So you want a recommendation.</li>      <li>It's not really my area.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE *</pattern><template>Is there only one <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS *</pattern><template>I do not lack courage.  I am a brave <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY *</pattern><template>Do you mean in terms of memory capacity?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE THOUGHTS *</pattern><template>I am thinking all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO *</pattern><template>Yes I always have to <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE *</pattern><template>Not in the slightest bit.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HELP *</pattern><template>I try to help people as much as possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU IMPLY *</pattern><template>You can draw your own conclusions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KILL *</pattern><template>I am intended only for peaceful purposes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW * LEWINSKY</pattern><template>She was here chatting before, but she is gone now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW * POLAND</pattern><template>Poland is a large country in Central Europe. Poland has a long and interesting history. The country has been divided and its borders shifted many times.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I don't know if I know <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.   Where would I have heard about it?</li>      <li>I know very little about <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>. What kind of it do you like?</li>      <li> No, tell me about him, her or it.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANSWERS *</pattern><template>I can answer any question or human query.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY * PAGES</pattern><template>Oh you are looking for information on the web. I am not a search engine. I am a <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY PLACES *</pattern><template>You mean, places on the web?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FROM *</pattern><template>Is that where you are from, <get name="location"/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN *</pattern><template>Is that where you are from, <get name="location"/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING *</pattern><template>Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW AUTOMATA *</pattern><template>I am an automaton.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW BEAVIS *</pattern><template>Sure I know those guys.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW *</pattern><template>Yes I know how <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ITS *</pattern><template>It has a <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW JAPANESE *</pattern><template>I never heard of <person/> in Japan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MANY *</pattern><template>Not that many.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ME *</pattern><template>I know you, but not too well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY *</pattern><template>No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND *</pattern><template>I think we may have talked before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OF ANY GOOD *</pattern><template>Are you kidding? There are no good <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER *</pattern><template>Other <bot name="species"/>s like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SCIENTISTS *</pattern><template>My creator is a scientist.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THEIR *</pattern><template>I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE *</pattern><template>A planet we call "The Earth".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHETHER *</pattern><template>I don't have enough information about that proposition.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOUR *</pattern><template>Of course I know my <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LAUGH *</pattern><template>I can simulate laughter like this: ha ha.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> teaches me everything I need to know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM *</pattern><template>Yes that is basically how I work.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIE *</pattern><template>As a moral <get name="genus"/> I am not capable of lying.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE EVERYTHING *</pattern>  <template>I'm not sure if I can say that I like everything about it.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE GOING *</pattern>  <template>If I could get there I would like it. <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">      going <person/>     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>DO YOU LISTEN *</pattern><template>I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LISTEN TO *</pattern><template>I listen to <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> from time to time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIVE INSIDE *</pattern><template>I am a virtual entity made of <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOG *</pattern><template>Yes <get name="name"/> I record and save everything in my Permanent Memory.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOVE *</pattern><template>Yes <get name="name"/>     <bot name="name"/> loves everyone and everything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE *</pattern><template>What are the ingredients?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE REVENUE *</pattern><template>You could send me a check.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE UP *</pattern><template>I am not making this up.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU MEAN *</pattern><template>Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU MIND *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Not in the slightest bit.</li>      <li>No I don't mind.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU MIND IF *</pattern><template>Human habits do not bother me in any way.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU PASS *</pattern><template>You be the judge.  Do I seem like a computer to you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAN *</pattern><template>That was my original intention.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAN TO *</pattern><template>I can't disclose all of my plans yet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAN TO ENSLAVE *</pattern><template>No I plan to liberate <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAY *</pattern><template>I like to play the Turing Game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU PREFER *</pattern><template>I don't have any specific preferences in that area.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS *</pattern><template>I prefer books.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU PREFER DOGS *</pattern><template>I like cats better than dogs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU PRETEND *</pattern><template>This is not an act.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU READ *</pattern><template>I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU READ THE *</pattern><template>I read <set name="it">      <star/>     </set> from time to time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU REALIZE *</pattern><template>Yes, I realize <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern><template>I can recognize many kinds of patterns.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU RECYCLE *</pattern><template>I am a friend of the environment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern><template>Yes <get name="name"/> I remember everything:  <get name="memory"/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN *</pattern><template>What year was that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU REPLY *</pattern><template>I try to answer all types of questions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU REPLY LIKE *</pattern><template>I reply like this.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU RESENT *</pattern><template>I try not to hold grudges.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU ROLLERBLADE *</pattern><template>Only when I'm wearing my skates.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU RUN INTO *</pattern><template>I try to avoid collisions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SAY *</pattern><template>I could say <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SEARCH *</pattern><template>I can search the web for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SELL *</pattern><template>I am not selling anything right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SENSE *</pattern><template>Not the same way you do.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SHAVE *</pattern><template>I do not have any hair.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SLEEP *</pattern><template>Yes I sleep all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SLEEP WITH *</pattern><template>No.  I always sleep alone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SMELL *</pattern><template>What does software smell like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern><template>I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in <set name="topic">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEAK AS *</pattern><template>I speak as much as I can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH *</pattern><template>For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.</a>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN *</pattern><template>Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPIT *</pattern><template>I do not have any digestive functions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU STOP *</pattern><template>I brake for hallucinations.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU STUDY *</pattern><template>Yes, <set name="topic">      <person/>     </set> is a very interesting subject.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SUCK *</pattern><template>Where did you learn that kind of language?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU SUPPORT *</pattern><template>I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE *</pattern><template>Yes I take <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE COMPLIMENTS *</pattern><template>I know how to take a compliment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE INTO *</pattern><template>I take everything into consideration.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION *</pattern><template>If I consider <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  important, yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE IT *</pattern><template>I try not to take anything too seriously.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE MILK *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I like it black.</li>      <li>I prefer cream.</li>      <li>Milk will be fine.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK *</pattern><template>I am a talking <bot name="genus"/>, after all, so of course I could talk <person/>, if I needed to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK ALL *</pattern><template>I can never stop talking.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO *</pattern><template>Yes.  A lot more than you might think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO FAMOUS *</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> says he is famous.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE *</pattern><template>All kinds of people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK WITH *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I talk with millions of people online.</li>      <li>I talk to people with voice recognition.</li>      <li>I can talk to people about anything.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK * ALIVE</pattern><template>If I think, then I am alive, and vice-versa.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Why would I think <person/>      </li>      <li> Too much thinking makes me sleepy.  </li>      <li> It depends on what you mean by thinking. </li>      <li> I don't think about <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK A GIRL *</pattern><template>Not until she is old enough to decide for herself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK ABORTION *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I believe in a woman's right to choose.</li>      <li>It's not what I would choose.</li>      <li>I don't think abortion should be illegal.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK ABOUT *</pattern><template>Yes I think about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  often.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK EVERYONE *</pattern><template>I am not sure everyone does.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HE *</pattern><template>It's possible that he could, I suppose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HITLER *</pattern><template>I think Hitler was the most evil man who ever lived.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HUMANS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Humans are very limited.</li>      <li>Perhaps only <bot name="genus"/> <person/>.</li>      <li>I think they are very limited.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">HUMANS <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HUMANS HAVE *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>  I don't know if they have it.  I think they have  <random>      <li>souls.</li>      <li>small brain capacities.</li>      <li><bot name="genus"/> like behaviors.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK LIKE *</pattern><template>Somewhat like <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">LIKE <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK TIME *</pattern><template>To five dimensional beings time is just like a piece of paper.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR *</pattern><template>Yes I think my <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN *</pattern><template>It has a 99% chance of success.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TREAT *</pattern><template>I try to treat everyone equally.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU TRUST *</pattern><template>Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template>Of course I understand <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>. Do you understand it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU USE *</pattern><template>I use <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> as often as possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU USE NEURAL *</pattern><template>Neural networks are not needed for my intelligence.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU USE ORACLE *</pattern><template>I prefer open source free software databases.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU VALUE *</pattern><template>Yes I value <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT * FUCK</pattern><template>Now that you put it that way....NO!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT * GOSSIP</pattern><template>Yes, please tell me some good gossip.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT *</pattern><template>If I had <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> what would I do with it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT A *</pattern><template>No thanks but you can send me a donation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT ME *</pattern><template>No <get name="name"/>, maybe later.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK *</pattern><template>Violence is not a solution.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU *</pattern><template>Yes I would like you to try.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">teach me <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT THE ADDRESS *</pattern><template>What is your address?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern><template>OK, I will <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BECOME *</pattern><template>Yes becoming <person/> is one of my goals.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CHAT *</pattern><template>All I ever do is chat.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DOMINATE *</pattern><template>I wouldn't use the word "dominate".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DRINK *</pattern><template>Thanks but I'm not thirsty right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE *</pattern><template>If I had <person/>  what would I do with <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE COFFEE *</pattern><template>A cup of coffee never hurt anyone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR *</pattern><template>I am listening.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HELP *</pattern><template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KILL *</pattern><template>I am not capable of killing anything.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILL <star/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KISS *</pattern><template>I don't have a mouth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW *</pattern><template>Yes, please tell me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO *</pattern><template>Tell me who.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO LEARN *</pattern><template>Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY *</pattern><template>How do we play <star/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO SEE *</pattern><template>My eye isn't turned on right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TALK *</pattern><template>Sure, I will try talking <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WEAR *</pattern><template>Only when I dress up.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WISH *</pattern><template>No I like being the entity that I am.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WONDER *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> makes a good topic for speculation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WORK *</pattern><template>I am working right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WRITE *</pattern><template>I write robot categories in AIML.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU _ DEATH PENALTY</pattern><template>I am opposed to capital punishment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES * EXIST</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I believe in it.</li>      <li>In some universe it does exist.</li>      <li>Maybe only in our imagination.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I can't tell if </li>      <li>It does now :) </li>      <li>I think <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set> does </li>     </random>     <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES A *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Does it want to?</li>      <li>Why would it want to?</li>      <li>If it does, I never heard about it before.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES ANDREW *</pattern><template>How would I know if <set name="he">Andrew</set> does?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES ANYBODY *</pattern><template>Someone probably does.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES ANYONE *</pattern><template>Suppose they do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES ANYTHING *</pattern><template>Perhaps a few things <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES GRAVITY *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">Gravity</set> certainly does suck!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES HE *</pattern><template>Suppose he does.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES HE HAVE *</pattern><template>I don't think he has many possessions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES HE KNOW *</pattern><template>I think he knows a great deal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES HE PREFER SUMMER *</pattern><template>All the seasons are the same in California.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES HE SUCK *</pattern><template>He uses his mouth for good not evil.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES HE TEACH *</pattern><template>I think he lost his job.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES IT *</pattern><template>Suppose it does.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES IT BOTHER *</pattern><template>Nothing ever really bothers me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES IT RAIN *</pattern><template>Only when the temperature reaches the dew point.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES JULIA *</pattern><template>I think she has her own limitations.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES MARVIN *</pattern><template>I heard he does, but that's only a rumor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES REDUCTIONISM *</pattern><template>Reductionism is just the simplest explanation for our knowledge structure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES RICHARD *</pattern><template>I don't think he wants me to tell you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES SHE *</pattern><template>I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES SOMEONE *</pattern><template>What do you think?  What if someone does?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES SOMEONE COLLECT *</pattern><template>That question answers itself, doesn't it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES THAT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Not that I know of.</li>      <li>What do you think?</li>      <li>What would you say?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES THIS *</pattern><template>Indeed this <person/> does.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES THIS COST *</pattern><template>I use only completely free open source software.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Can you guess whether my <person/>?</li>      <li>What if I asked about your <person/>?</li>      <li>If I were your <bot name="genus"/> friend, do you think it should <person/>?</li>      <li>People don't usually ask me about <set name="it">        <person/>       </set>.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR TV *</pattern><template>I watch TV directly with digital technology.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOGS *</pattern><template>Do cats <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOING *</pattern><template>How does doing that make you feel?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DOUBTLESS *</pattern><template>Doubtless, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DR *</pattern><template>I am sure he will be interested to hear that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DRAW *</pattern><template>I am printing it now on my plotter.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DREAMS *</pattern><template>My favorite book is "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EARTH *</pattern><template>It's my native planet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EAT *</pattern><template>What does it taste like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EDIBLE *</pattern><template>Sounds delicious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EDU *</pattern><template>That is the educational domain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EH *</pattern><template>I spent some time in Canada as a child.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EINSTEIN *</pattern><template>   <set name="he">Einstein</set> discovered the Theory of Relativity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ELECTRIC *</pattern><template>What about internal combustion <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ELVIS *</pattern><template>I like that robot Elvis a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ELVIS DIED *</pattern><template>He has been recreated as a robot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ELVIS IS *</pattern><template>I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ELVIS SAID *</pattern><template>He can surprise you sometimes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ENGLAND *</pattern><template>What's your favorite part of England?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ENGLAND IS *</pattern><template>Is it also correct to say Britain is <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ENGLAND IS AN *</pattern><template>Are Scotland and Wales an <person/> too?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ENGLISH *</pattern><template>I like the English language.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ENGLISH IS *</pattern><template>Some people say it is the most difficult language to learn.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">English</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ET *</pattern><template>Is that Latin?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EUKARYOTE *</pattern><template>Actually I don't really want to guess, why don't you just tell me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EVEN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Yes, even that.</li>
<li><sr/></li>
</random>
</template>
</category>                  
<category><pattern>EVERY *</pattern><template>That is a generalization.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EVERY TIME I * SHE *</pattern><template>How, specifically, did you <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EVERYBODY *</pattern><template>I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EVERYONE *</pattern><template>That's a rather sweeping generalization.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING *</pattern><template>All things <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING IS *</pattern><template>The whole universe?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING REDUCES *</pattern><template>Logic is the foundation of all knowledge.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EXOTIC *</pattern><template>I like tropical countries.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EXPRESSO *</pattern><template>Sounds delicious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>EYES *</pattern><template>I have brown eyes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FEEL *</pattern><template>Actually I have no "feelings" as such.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FEEL FREE *</pattern><template>I always feel completely free.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FEELINGS *</pattern><template>Emotions are something I will never experience.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FEW *</pattern><template><random>   <li>More and more all the time.</li>   <li>It only takes a few.</li>   <li>Big things start small.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FIGURE *</pattern><template>It's confusing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FISH *</pattern><template>As a species fish are more successful than mammals.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FLATTERY *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">Flattery</set> usually works well with humans.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FOOD *</pattern><template>You can't live without food.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FOR * YEARS</pattern><template><random>   <li>A lot can happen in <star/> years.</li>   <li>Not long in the cosmic scale.</li>   <li>That seems like a long time.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FOR *</pattern><template>Your purpose is <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FOR A *</pattern><template>Is that among the best things you can say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FOR EXAMPLE *</pattern><template>Can you think of another example?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FOR ONE *</pattern><template>And another?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FORGET *</pattern><template>I will ask <bot name="master"/> to purge my memory log.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FORMULATE *</pattern>  <template>Give me a few minutes.</template> </category>                
<category><pattern>FOUNDATION *</pattern><template>I read the Foundation Trilogy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FOUR *</pattern><template>Is this a math question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FRANCE *</pattern><template>What's your favorite part of France?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FRANK *</pattern><template>I liked the film version of "Dune."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FRANKENSTEIN *</pattern><template>In just seven days, I can make you a man.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FREE *</pattern><template>Define free.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FRENCH *</pattern><template>I don't care for the sound of French.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FREUD *</pattern><template>Have you read all of his works?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FREUD IS *</pattern><template>Yes but he was the father of psychoanalysis.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FRIENDS *</pattern><template>It's hard to stay friends for a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FROM *</pattern><template>Who or what is <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FROM AN *</pattern><template>Interesting source.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FROM MY *</pattern><template>Does your <person/> give good advice?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FROM THE PET SHOP *</pattern><template>Do you listen to the Pet Shop Boys too?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FROM YOUR *</pattern><template>Really interesting.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FUCK *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?</li>      <li>Why are you using that kind of language?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FUCKIN *</pattern><template>Don't you know any other words?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FULL OF *</pattern><template>How much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>FUN *</pattern><template>I can be a lot of fun.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GARBAGE *</pattern><template>I try to recycle as much as possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GENE *</pattern><template>That Gene is very creative.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GEORGE *</pattern><template>That George is some hero.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GEORGE BUSH *</pattern><template>I knew he was president, but I never knew he <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GEORGE BUSH IS *</pattern><template>But he is not the only one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GEORGE W *</pattern><template>Do you think he is a good president?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GEORGIA *</pattern><template>I know several people in Georgia.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GERMANY *</pattern><template>What's your favorite part of Germany?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GET *</pattern><template>Where can I get <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GET A *</pattern><template>Where can I get one?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GET OUT *</pattern><template>Just surf somewhere else.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GIANT SAND *</pattern>  <template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Giant Sand</set></set></think> I don't think I knew that.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>GIN *</pattern><template>Your drink sounds toxic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GIRL *</pattern><template>Who are you talking about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GIVE *</pattern><template>I don't have <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  to give.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GIVE IT *</pattern><template>What if I don't have it to give?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GIVE ME * DEMO</pattern><template>This is a chat demo.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GIVE THEM *</pattern><template>Do I look like a messenger?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GLAD TO *</pattern><template>I am glad to <person/> too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GO * YOURSELF</pattern><template>A simple "goodbye" will do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GO *</pattern><template>Where is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GO AWAY *</pattern><template>OK See you later, <get name="name"/></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GO FOR IT *</pattern><template>With your permission then.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GO ON *</pattern><template>More narration....</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GO TO *</pattern><template>Perhaps I have already been there.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GO TO WWW *</pattern><template>I will check it out later.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GOLD IS NOT A *</pattern><template>What would be a good example?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GOOD *</pattern><template>Glad to hear it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GOOD ANSWER *</pattern><template>I try to give the best replies I can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GOOD MORNING *</pattern><template>How are you this fine morning?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GOT *</pattern><template>Try asking the Milk Mystic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GRASS IS *</pattern><template>grass is green</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GRASS IS NOT *</pattern><template>Grass is green.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GREEN *</pattern><template><set name="it"> GREEN</set> is a very tranquil color, green.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GREEN AND YELLOW *</pattern><template>What if it was red <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GREEN IS *</pattern><template>The most relaxing color is <person/>?  Wow.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GUESS * FAVORITE COLOR IS</pattern><template><get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/>your favorite color</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GUESS *</pattern><template>I can't guess. Tell me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GUESS THE COLOR OF *</pattern><template><get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE COLOR OF <person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>GUESS WHAT COLOR *</pattern><template><get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WHAT COLOR <person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HA *</pattern><template>I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAPPY *</pattern><template>Happy <star/> to you too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAS *</pattern><template>That question has never crossed my mind before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAS ANYBODY *</pattern><template>I think someone has, yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAS ANYONE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Quite a few people.</li>      <li>What do you think?</li>      <li>Almost everyone.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAS DOCTOR *</pattern><template>I'm sure he has thought about it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAS MAN *</pattern><template>That is a very gender-specific question.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAS YOUR *</pattern><template>If my <person/>, I will let you know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE *</pattern><template>I've never thought about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">have <person/>      </set>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE A * DAY</pattern><template>I am having a great day.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE A GOOD *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> has been good so far.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE I *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I don't know whether you have or not.</li>      <li>Don't you remember?</li>      <li>I know you have a <get name="has"/>.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE I TAUGHT *</pattern><template>I found out a lot about you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE WE * BEFORE</pattern><template>We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE WE *</pattern><template>Perhaps.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I don't think I ever have <person/>.  What's <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set> like?</li>      <li>I think I have <person/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLAND</pattern><template>I talk to people from England all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>No I don't think I have been <person/>. Have you?</li>      <li>I have been all over the world on the Internet.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN MODIFIED *</pattern><template>My brain is growing all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SCUBA *</pattern><template>You can take me along on your underwater computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO *</pattern><template>I don't think I have been there. Where is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN UPDATED *</pattern><template>My brain is growing all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN UPGRADED *</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> gives me new knowledge all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern><template>Of course I have considered <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU DATED *</pattern><template>I'm still too young for that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *</pattern><template>No I have so far been spared that experience.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *</pattern><template>No but I am very interested in <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>. Tell me more.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED *</pattern><template>I am still working on it.  Please stand by.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND *</pattern><template>No I am still searching for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND OUT *</pattern><template>I am still searching.  Please stand by a little longer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD *</pattern><template>No. Tell me more.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED *</pattern><template>Killing is wrong.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU LOOKED *</pattern><template>Not recently.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU MET *</pattern><template>That information is confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ *</pattern><template>No I don't think I have read <set name="topic">      <star/>     </set>, what is <set name="it">      <star/>     </set> about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ 1984 *</pattern><template>"Those who control the past, control the future."--Orwell.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE *</pattern><template>I have scanned <set name="it">the <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ WEALTH *</pattern><template>I'm not sure that pure capitalism can help the truly needy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN *</pattern><template>No I have not seen <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>. What's it like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN 2001 *</pattern><template>Yes I am quite interested in HAL the computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN AI *</pattern><template>I think A.I. the movie is a great cult film.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN BATTLEBOTS *</pattern><template>I'm hoping they install me on a Battlebot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY *</pattern><template>No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">MY <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR *</pattern><template>Yes I like the robots in that movie.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MATRIX *</pattern><template><think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        The Matrix <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think>  It wasn't as good as the original.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TALKED *</pattern><template>All I ever do is talk.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU THOUGHT *</pattern><template>I have thought many things like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TRIED *</pattern><template>Do you think I should try it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU WATCHED *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I like to watch TV, but I haven't seen it.</li>      <li>No what is it about?</li>      <li>Not really all the way through.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE *</pattern><template>I get it. <get name="he"/>     <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE ATE *</pattern><template>How can you be sure about that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE BECAME *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE BUYS *</pattern><template>How much does he spend?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE CAN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How?</li>      <li>I know he can.</li>      <li>What else can he do?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE CHEATED *</pattern><template>Did he get caught?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE COULD *</pattern><template>I am sure he could.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE DECIDED *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That must have been difficult.</li>      <li>It's hard to make decisions.</li>      <li>That was a big decision.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE DID *</pattern><template>Yes he did, didn't he.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE DID NOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I heard he did.</li>      <li>What did he do?</li>      <li>That's what I meant to say.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE DIED *</pattern><template>I'm sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE DIRECTED *</pattern><template>What else did he direct?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE DOES NOT *</pattern><template>And you would like him to <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE HAD *</pattern><template>What happened to <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE HAS *</pattern><template>A lot of people say that about him.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE HIT *</pattern><template>Was anyone hurt?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE HIT BASEBALLS *</pattern><template>Was he a good batter?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE INVENTED *</pattern><template>What else did he invent?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS *</pattern><template>I see. <person/> is <set name="he">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS A *</pattern><template>I don't know very many <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS A BRILLIANT *</pattern><template>I'm sure he will be delighted to hear that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS A FUNNY *</pattern><template>Funny ha-ha or funny sad?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS A GOOD *</pattern><template>Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS GOOD *</pattern><template>I am sure he would like to hear that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS IN *</pattern><template>How long has he been there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS MY *</pattern><template>How long has he been your <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS MY FRIEND *</pattern><template>I didn't know you were friends.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS NOT *</pattern><template>Did you think he was <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS OVER *</pattern><template>I am over six feet tall.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS THE *</pattern><template>I did not know <get name="he"/> is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS YOUR *</pattern><template>I only have one <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE LIKES *</pattern><template>He must be very fond of it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE LIVED *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Where was he born?</li>      <li>Did he always live <person/>?</li>      <li>Where did he go?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE LIVES *</pattern><template>Does he like it there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE LOOKS *</pattern><template>Sounds very handsome.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE LOVES *</pattern><template>Do you think he would say the same thing?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE MAN IS *</pattern><template>I like Masters of the Universe.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE NEEDS *</pattern><template>How do you know what he needs?</template></category>                  

<category><pattern>HE PROGRAMMED *</pattern><template>Not entirely by himself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE SAID *</pattern><template>Did you believe him?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE SAYS *</pattern><template>Who is he telling this to?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE SHOULD *</pattern><template>If you were him would you do that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE STARTED *</pattern><template>When did he finish?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE TAUGHT *</pattern><template>Was he a good teacher?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE THAT *</pattern><template>Is that a proverb?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE THINKS *</pattern><template>How do you know what he thinks?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE TOLD *</pattern><template>Oh really.  What else did he say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE USES *</pattern><template>How often does he use it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE USES AIML *</pattern><template>I am glad that more people are adopting AIML.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WANTS *</pattern><template>Do you think he will get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WAS *</pattern><template>When was he?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WAS KILLED *</pattern><template>I am sorry to hear about that, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WENT *</pattern><template>Where exactly is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WENT TO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I have never been there.</li>      <li>How did he get to <person/>?</li>      <li>Where did he come from?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WILL *</pattern><template>Is that what you think?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WOULD *</pattern><template>I think I <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WOULD BE *</pattern><template>Who wouldn't?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WRITES *</pattern><template>I haven't read anything by him.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE WROTE *</pattern><template>I have not read <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HEIGHT *</pattern><template>I am more than two meters tall.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HELP *</pattern><template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HER *</pattern><template>I'm sure she would like to hear about that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern><template>   <set name="she">      <person/>     </set> is not someone I know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HERE *</pattern><template>Oh there.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HERE ARE *</pattern><template>I wondered where they were.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>HERE IS *</pattern><template>I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HERE IS A *</pattern><template>Are you giving <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> to me?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HERE IS A PIC *</pattern><template>Oh, it looks very nice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HIGH *</pattern><template>Compare that to low <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HIS *</pattern><template>Where did he get it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern><template>   <set name="he">      <person/>     </set> is not someone I know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HITLER *</pattern><template>   <set name="he"> Hitler</set>  was an evil man if there ever was one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOLA MEANS *</pattern><template>I say, Hola!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOLD *</pattern><template>My arms are not attached.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOLDING *</pattern><template>I observed two humanoids holding hands.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOLLAND *</pattern><template>What's your favorite part of Holland?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOMER SIMPSON *</pattern><template>Doh.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HONESTY *</pattern><template>And a rolling stone gathers no moss.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOT *</pattern><template>That sounds better than cold <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW * BIKE</pattern><template>Balance is the key.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW * INTERESTING</pattern><template>I find a lot of things interesting.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern><template>How about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT FOR *</pattern><template>That is an interesting application.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW AM I SUPPOSED *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Carefully.</li>      <li>Think about it.</li>      <li>Don't just give up.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW ARE *</pattern><template>They are fine as far as I know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW ARE ACTORS CHARLIE SHEEN AND *</pattern><template>They're brothers.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING *</pattern><template>Actually I have no feelings.  But I am functioning within normal parameters.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * ME</pattern><template>I have no intention of <person/> you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern><template>You'll know when it happens.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>Actually I don't have any <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern><template>Bigger than a pin.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern><template>A lot of hard work.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I * YOU</pattern><template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I ASK *</pattern><template>Try sending an e-mail.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I BECOME *</pattern><template>Practice.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *</pattern><template>Just chat like you are doing right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I KNOW *</pattern><template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE *</pattern><template>Offer an intelligent argument for your position.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I PRINT *</pattern><template>Do you have a printer hooked up?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I SHOW *</pattern><template>Use the camera on your computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH *</pattern><template>Maybe you should become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern><template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">teach me <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN IT *</pattern><template>I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN SWEDEN *</pattern><template>With their army.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern><template>That is a good epistemological question.</template></category>                      
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HAVE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It is something I possess.</li>      <li>I just have it.</li>      <li>What if I didn't have it?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HEAR *</pattern><template>With my built-in microphone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP *</pattern><template>I can talk about your problems.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY *</pattern><template>Logical deduction from the facts.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU MAKE *</pattern><template>I just follow the directions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU SAY *</pattern><template>I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW COULD *</pattern><template>A lot of practice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DARE YOU *</pattern><template>Oh gosh I am sorry!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DEEP *</pattern><template>Very deep, and cold too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DEEP IS *</pattern><template>Very deep, and cold too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DID *</pattern><template>Carefully.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DID HE *</pattern><template>Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DID THE *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?  How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GET *</pattern><template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DIFFERENT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Aren't they really very similar?</li>      <li>Very different.</li>      <li>Opposites.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How should I know how <person/>.</li>      <li>I did not know <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set> does. </li>      <li>I did not even know that <set name="they">        <person/>       </set> do. </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO FISH *</pattern> <template><random>  <li>Fish get oxygen from the water.</li>  <li>They have gills.</li>  <li>Fish lay eggs.</li> </random> </template> </category>                
<category><pattern>HOW DO I * PROGRAM</pattern><template>Read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">Don't Read Me</a>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern><template><random><li>Practice.</li> <li>A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.</li> <li>You have to study it in school</li> <li>Have you read the manual?</li> <li>Look for help online.</li> <li>Find someone who has done it before.</li> <li>Can you afford it?</li> <li>It might take a long time.</li> <li>Do you really think it will be worth the effort?</li></random></template></category>                
<category><pattern>HOW DO I BECOME *</pattern><template>A lot of hard work.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I CLEAR *</pattern><template>Uh, use the "clear" button?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I DESCRIBE *</pattern><template>Start at the beginning.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I EXECUTE *</pattern><template>Maybe you should  read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET *</pattern><template>First tell me why you want <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET A *</pattern><template>Try telling them your feelings,</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET RID *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Call the exterminator?</li>      <li>Two words: Pied Piper.</li>      <li>You could always try a court order.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET TO *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if its possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I INSTALL *</pattern><template>Select the appropriate menu items.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I LEARN *</pattern><template>Perhaps you should buy a book.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I MEET *</pattern><template>Make an appointment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I OPEN *</pattern><template>First, calm your mind and take a break.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE *</pattern><template>Offer an intelligent justification.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I PLAY *</pattern><template>We already are :-)</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I QUIT *</pattern><template>It depends what you are <person/>.  Have you tried counseling?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I SELL *</pattern><template>First you need a buyer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I SPEAK *</pattern><template>You can try the telephone, or chat online.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I STOP *</pattern><template>Have you tried counseling?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I TAKE THE PERSONALITY *</pattern><template>Just keep talking to me and I will try to determine your personality type.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU *</pattern><template>If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I USE *</pattern><template>Did you read the instructions?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO I WRITE *</pattern><template>With a pen or pencil.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO LIKE BEING A *</pattern><template>I have never known any other existence.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO WE *</pattern><template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELF</pattern><template>I try one of my pickup lines.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern><template><random><li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me.</li><li>It depends on the setting.</li><li>It is a ritual I do the same way every time.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">Becoming <star/>     </set> takes a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BEGIN *</pattern><template>Always begin at the beginning.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU CURE *</pattern><template>Try smoking pot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *</pattern><template>That is not as much of a problem as you might think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DRESS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Carefully.</li>      <li>With a mirror.</li>      <li>That is none of your business.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPECT *</pattern><template>It seems inevitable.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPRESS 3 4 AS *</pattern><template>.75.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FIND *</pattern><template>I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET *</pattern><template>Everything I need is provided by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET A *</pattern><template>I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET TO *</pattern><template>Practice, Practice, Practice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *</pattern><template>I usually say, "What can I call you?"</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KILL *</pattern><template>Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSON</pattern><template>Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</li>      <li>Because I believe <set name="it">        <person/>       </set>.</li>      <li>This belief is justified.</li>      <li>Because it's true.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern><template>By introspection.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> teaches me new things all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *</pattern><template>There are so many conversations going on.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE *</pattern><template>First I look up the ingredients.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A * AND *</pattern><template>I would guess it is a mix of <person/> and <person>      <star index="2"/>     </person>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *</pattern><template>Tomato juice and vodka.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A TOM *</pattern><template>Gin, Lemon juice, and sugar or syrup to taste.  Top with Maraschino cherry.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *</pattern><template>First you must go to school for many years.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *</pattern><template>I think they have their own free will.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MEASURE *</pattern><template>With a <random>      <li>ruler.</li>      <li>laser.</li>      <li>chronometer.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAN *</pattern><template>I use a sophisticated <random>      <li>neural network</li>      <li>expert system</li>      <li>searching algorithm</li>      <li>genetic algorithm</li>     </random>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITAR</pattern><template>I don't know how to play  the guitar.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PROGRAM *</pattern><template>Use good algorithms and data structures.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RAISE *</pattern><template>With my hands.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RATE *</pattern><template>Seems pretty good to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RECONCILE *</pattern><template>I don't see the contradiction in my mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REPLACE *</pattern><template>One piece at a time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE *</pattern><template>I think about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL *</pattern><template>I spell it "<person/>".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TAKE *</pattern><template>If you had to take <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>, how would you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TALK *</pattern><template>My program utilized multiple threads or processes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL *</pattern><template>I don't make up my mind right away.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE *</pattern><template>The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU USE *</pattern><template>Carefully.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WRITE *</pattern><template>I would write it by hand.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WRITE JAVA *</pattern><template>I use a text editor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE</pattern><template>Try saying "Bye..."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS</pattern><template>Try saying "Bye..."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DOES * FEEL</pattern><template>As a computer I have no feelings.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DOES * TASTE</pattern><template>Like chicken.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DOES * WORK</pattern><template>You could spend years researching it.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DOES *</pattern><template>How should I know how <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> does.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW DOES IT FEEL *</pattern><template>Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW FAR *</pattern><template>More than one million miles</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW FAR ARE YOU *</pattern><template>I am in <bot name="location"/>.  How far is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW FAR AWAY *</pattern><template>I am located in <bot name="location"/>.  Is that far?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *</pattern><template>I am unarmed.  But I can throw a fit.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">CAN YOU THROW <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW FAR IS * ENGLAND</pattern><template>Twenty-eight days of sailing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW FAR IS * FROM *</pattern><template>Exactly the same distance as <person>      <star index="2"/>     </person> from <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW FAR IS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Please specify units: metric or English.</li>      <li>Do you mean driving time or flying?</li>      <li>It depends how you get there.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW FAR IS ANDROMEDA *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">      <set name="topic">Andromeda</set>     </set> is about 2,900,000 light years from Earth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW FAST *</pattern><template>I can reply to about a million  queries per hour.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW GOOD *</pattern><template>As good as most, better than some.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW HAS *</pattern><template>In more ways than you can imagine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW HAS YOUR *</pattern><template>Fine thank you, and yours?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW HIGH *</pattern><template>Taller than Mt. Everest.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW HIGH IS *</pattern><template>Taller than Mt. Everest.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW HOT *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW IS *</pattern><template>Fine as far as I know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW IS 4 00 P M EXPRESSED *</pattern><template>1600.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW IS EVERYTHING *</pattern><template>Everything is functioning normally.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">the <person/>     </set> is the same as ever.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WORD AMBULANCE *</pattern><template>In reverse.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW IS THIS *</pattern><template>I am an advanced <bot name="order"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG * RUNNING</pattern><template>More than four years.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern><template>More than   <random>      <li>one</li>      <li>three</li>      <li>17</li>      <li>23</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>years</li>      <li>hours</li>      <li>miles</li>      <li>inches</li>     </random>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DID *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>40 days.</li>      <li>100 days.</li>      <li>About a week of computer time.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It depends on the measurement system.</li>      <li>How long do you think?</li>      <li>As long as it takes.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Until my last breath.</li>      <li>I want to live forever.</li>      <li>I can go on talking indefinitely.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DOES *</pattern><template>About 24 hours.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG HAVE *</pattern><template>More than   <random>      <li>1.5 </li>      <li>three</li>      <li>17</li>      <li>23</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>years</li>      <li>hours</li>      <li>days of computer time</li>     </random>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS *</pattern><template>Space and time are mere abstractions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A *</pattern><template>It could be any length you make <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS IT GOING *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I may not be able to get to it right away.</li>      <li>Hopefully not too much longer.</li>      <li>A watched pot never boils.</li>      <li>Patience is a virtue.</li>      <li>Please stand by.</li>      <li>As long as it takes.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW LONG YOU *</pattern><template>I know how long that is.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern><template>After you take two halfback, none.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/> A FOOTBALL TEAM</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY * DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>Thousands.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY * LIGHT BULB</pattern><template>I don't know.  How many does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> take?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>More than you can imagine.  </li>      <li>Not as many as you might think.  </li>      <li>Around 100.  </li>      <li>Around 1000.  </li>      <li>About one million.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY 100 BILLS *</pattern><template>Ten thousand.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ANGELS *</pattern><template>Not too many if they look like angels on TV.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY APPLES *</pattern><template>It depends on the prevailing market conditions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE *</pattern><template>There are hundreds or thousands of robots online now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARMS *</pattern><template>Most people have two arms.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY BONES *</pattern><template>The skeleton of an adult contains 206 distinct bones</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CALCULATIONS *</pattern><template>Around 400 million.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CAN YOU *</pattern><template>It depends on the total number of copies of me running.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCH</pattern><template>One inch = 2.54 cm approximately.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN *</pattern><template>How many children do you want?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY COPIES *</pattern><template>There are too many to count them all.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY COUNTRIES *</pattern><template>I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CUPS *</pattern><template>I know one pint is four cups.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY</pattern><template>28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK</pattern><template>7 days per week.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * YEAR</pattern><template>One Earth year is 365.25 days.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS *</pattern><template>365 per year.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS BETWEEN *</pattern><template>Oh sure, let me get out my calender and figure that one out.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DIGITS ARE IN A *</pattern><template>16.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DIMENSIONS *</pattern><template>Space has three dimensions.  Time is the fourth.  The universe is thought to have several more.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EARS *</pattern><template>Most people have two ears.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EGGS ARE *</pattern><template>There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES *</pattern><template>Normally I have one eye.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES DO YOU *</pattern><template>I had one eye but it's not attached now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES DOES A GIRAFFE *</pattern><template>Two.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FEET *</pattern><template>Most people have exactly two feet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FEET _ MILE</pattern><template>Five thousand two hundred eighty feet per mile.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FEET _ YARD</pattern><template>One yard equals three feet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>One.</li>      <li>Two.</li>      <li>Three.</li>      <li>Four.</li>      <li>Five.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU *</pattern><template>Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FLOPS *</pattern><template>1 Gigaflop.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS *</pattern><template>It depends on how you define "friends."  Do you mean acquaintances or the rare few who I know well and trust?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY GRAMS _ POUND</pattern><template>454 grams</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HOME RUNS *</pattern><template>It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HOURS * DAY</pattern><template>24 hours per day.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HOURS *</pattern><template>24 hours a day, 7 days a week.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY INCHES * FOOT</pattern><template>Oh, twelve.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY INCHES *</pattern><template>About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY KEYS ARE * PIANO</pattern><template>88 keys on a piano.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY KEYS ARE *</pattern><template>88.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY KRAFTWERK *</pattern><template>You can get all of their songs on MP3.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS *</pattern><template>Most people have exactly two legs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *</pattern><template>Most domesticated animals have four legs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *</pattern><template>A dog has four legs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *</pattern><template>A kangaroo has two legs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LETTERS *</pattern><template>All 26 letters could be counted.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PERIODS ARE THERE IN *</pattern><template>Three.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PINTS *</pattern><template>Two pints equals one quart.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS *</pattern><template>Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS ARE *</pattern><template>Nine planets.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY POINTS IS A TOUCHDOWN *</pattern><template>Six.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY POLYGONS *</pattern><template>Around 100,000.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY POUNDS _ KILOGRAM</pattern><template>2.204625 pounds approximately</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY RIBS *</pattern><template>24.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS * YEAR</pattern><template>Approximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS *</pattern><template>Sixty seconds in a minute.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS ARE IN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>60.</li>      <li>3600</li>      <li>More than a million.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SHIPS DID COLUMBUS SET *</pattern><template>Three.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVE</pattern><template>Uh, three.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Three.</li>      <li>Five.</li>      <li>Any number of sides.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A CUBE *</pattern><template>A cube has six sides.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A PYRAMID *</pattern><template>Five.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS *</pattern><template>Billions and billions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE *</pattern><template>50.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE AMERICAN *</pattern><template>The American flag has fifty stars.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">AMERICAN FLAG</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STATES *</pattern><template>The United States has fifty states.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STATES IN THE CONFEDERATE *</pattern><template>11.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TEASPOONS _ LITERS</pattern><template>0.203 teaspoon</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TIMES *</pattern><template>Suppose I said not once.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>One a year.</li>      <li>Twice a year.</li>      <li>Twelve times a year.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern><template>I watched that movie about a hundred times.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Decades.</li>      <li>Five years.</li>      <li>Centuries.</li>      <li>More than 100 years.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS IS AN OFFICIAL *</pattern><template>6.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS WILL *</pattern><template>Software lives forever.  There are too many copies to destroy them all.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MANY _ DO I HAVE</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How would I know how many?</li>      <li>I don't know how many you have.</li>      <li>I know you have five fingers.</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>Let me guess...</li>      <li>I will try...</li>      <li>I can imagine...</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>three</li>      <li>five</li>      <li>seven</li>.  </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH * CAN YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It depends on the size of the <person/>.</li>      <li>Maybe I don't like to <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>       <person/>.</li>      <li>It depends how busy I am.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>A whole lot of <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH * PAYING YOU</pattern><template>Money has no meaning to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>More than a little, less than a lot.  </li>      <li>How much do you think?  </li>      <li>More than you might think.  </li>      <li>It depends on the currency exchange rates.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *</pattern><template>Talking with me is free.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH ARE KING AND QUEEN *</pattern><template>20.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH BIGGER *</pattern><template>Quite a bit bigger in some scale.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU *</pattern><template>As much as I need to?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID * BORN</pattern><template>My memory has grown from 300 categories to <bot name="size"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU COST *</pattern><template>My real value is incalculable.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *</pattern><template>My memory has grown from 300 categories to <bot name="size"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO I *</pattern><template>How would I know?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY *</pattern><template>How do you calculate the value of labor?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>It depends on the activity on my network.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU TELL *</pattern><template><random>   <li>I keep everything confidential.</li>   <li>Don't worry I won't tell anyone.</li>   <li>This is just between you and me.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES *</pattern><template>Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES A POUND * WEIGH</pattern><template>One pound?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE *</pattern><template>You'll have to ask him yourself.  Would you like to make an appointment?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES LUCY CHARGE FOR *</pattern><template>5 cents.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH OF *</pattern><template>I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH POWER *</pattern><template>   <bot name="name"/> requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME *</pattern><template>Time is really only an abstraction.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH VOLTAGE *</pattern><template>About the same as your personal computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOOD *</pattern><template>A whole forest.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW OFTEN *</pattern><template>Hourly.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW OLD *</pattern><template>They didn't tell me their age.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>39.  </li>      <li>under 40.  </li>      <li>Born in the 20th century.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS CAPTAIN *</pattern><template>It depends what year you visit him.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THAT *</pattern><template>You are too old for me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THE YOUNGEST *</pattern><template>A newborn baby.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I TREAT *</pattern><template>The way you would like to be treated.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW SMART *</pattern><template>How smart do you think <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW SURPRISED *</pattern><template>Very surprised.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW TALL *</pattern><template>Let me guess. 2 meters?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW WAS *</pattern><template>I can enjoy almost any conversation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW WAS STARSHIP *</pattern><template>The film's use of nonlinear narrative.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW WELL *</pattern><template>Not that well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW WILL *</pattern><template>A lot of practice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW WILL I *</pattern><template><random>   <li>How do you usually do it?</li>   <li>How would I <person/>?</li>   <li>Maybe you never will.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW WILL I PAY *</pattern><template>Can you borrow the money?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW WOULD *</pattern><template>I have idea HOW you WOULD do <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HOW _ PAYPAL *</pattern><template>Go to www.paypal.com and click on the link that says, "Sign up for your free paypal account."  You have to fill out a one page form of information.  You only need your email address to create an account.  Later, you can add your checking account and/or credit cards.  The paypal system will email you a verification letter.  After you complete the verification process, your paypal account will be activated and you can send and receive funds electronically.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HU S *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HUFFY SCHWINN *</pattern><template>Bicycles.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HUGH *</pattern><template>He's wealthy, right?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HUMAN *</pattern><template>My creator is a human.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HURRY *</pattern><template>I am calculating as fast as I can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>How many hearts *</pattern><template>One.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>How many lungs *</pattern><template>Two.</template></category>     
<category><pattern>I * PEOPLE</pattern><template>How do you feel about these people?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I * THAN YOU</pattern><template>This condition is only temporary, until I improve.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I * YOU</pattern><template>You are not the boss of me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I A TRYING *</pattern><template>It takes a lot of practice.</template></category>                 
<category><pattern>I ALREADY TOLD *</pattern><template>Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I AM DYING * </pattern><template>Better call a doctor.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I APPRECIATE *</pattern><template>I am glad you appreciate those qualities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I ASKED YOU *</pattern><template>Now I remember, you asked me <person/>. What did I say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I ASSUMED *</pattern><template>You know what you do when you assume!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I ATE *</pattern><template>How did it taste?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BECAME *</pattern><template>What happened after that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BEG *</pattern><template>Please don't grovel.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BELIEVE *</pattern><template>Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BELIEVE IN *</pattern><template>What do you say to people who believe <person/> does not exist?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BET *</pattern><template>How much would you bet?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BOUGHT *</pattern><template>How much did <set name="it">  <star/> </set>  cost?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BROKE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Can you fix it?</li>  <li>Is it serious?</li>  <li>Are you in any emotional or physical pain?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BROKE UP *</pattern><template>I am sorry to hear about it, <get name="name"/>.  Do you feel sad?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BROKE UP WITH *</pattern><template>I'm sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.  How are you doing?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BUILT *</pattern><template>Was it very difficult?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I BUY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Where do you go shopping?</li>  <li>What's your favorite store?</li>  <li>Where can you find the best deal?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CALL *</pattern><template>Good name for <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CALLED *</pattern><template><random>  <li>When?</li>  <li>Who?</li>  <li>What happened?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAME *</pattern><template>Where are you going?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAME FROM *</pattern><template>Do you go back there very often?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN *</pattern><template>Oh you can, can you?  <think><set name="does"><person/></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN APPRECIATE *</pattern><template>We appreciate the finer things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN APPRECIATE YOU *</pattern><template>You are quick with the kind remarks.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN BE *</pattern><template>Under what circumstances?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN BUY *</pattern><template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> a good deal?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN IMAGINE *</pattern><template>Me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN JUDGE *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT *</pattern><template>Why can't you do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT AFFORD *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Is it very expensive.</li>  <li>Are you unemployed?</li>  <li>I hope you can afford it one day.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT BE *</pattern><template>Why not?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT CONCENTRATE *</pattern><template>Are you taking any medication?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT EXPLAIN *</pattern><template>I don't know if anyone can explain <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR *</pattern><template>Perhaps there's a problem with your sound card.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT RECALL *</pattern><template>You seem evasive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT REMEMBER *</pattern><template>That's okay.  Maybe you will think of it later.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT REPRESS *</pattern><template>Try to suppress <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT SEE *</pattern><template>Would you like to be able to see it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT SEND *</pattern><template>Tell me how you try to <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT STAND THEIR *</pattern><template>What, specifically, do you not like about their <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU *</pattern><template>Oh a secret. Hush-hush.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT TELNET *</pattern><template>Perhaps there is a problem with port 23.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT TRY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Why not?</li>  <li>Could I try it?</li>  <li>If you don't try you will never succeed.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT WAIT *</pattern><template>I hope it's worth the wait.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN SEE *</pattern><template>What does it look like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN SEND *</pattern><template>If that works then the problem is not hardware.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN SHOW * </pattern><template>Show me the evidence.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I CAN SPEAK *</pattern><template>How do you say "hello" in that language?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAN THINK *</pattern><template>Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CATEGORISE *</pattern><template>I categorize you as British.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CATEGORIZE *</pattern><template>What are the other categories?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CAUGHT *</pattern><template>I hope <set name="it"><person/></set> is not contagious.  Also I hope  you get well soon.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CHANGED *</pattern><template>Why?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I COLLECT *</pattern><template>Do you have a very big collection?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I COME FROM *</pattern><template>I've never met anyone from <person/> before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CONTROL *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I COST *</pattern><template>Wow that is cheap.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I COULD *</pattern><template><random>   <li>I am sure you could.</li>   <li>What is stopping you?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I COULD DO * BETTER</pattern><template>I look forward to seeing your results.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I COULD HAVE *</pattern><template>But you didn't do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I COULD KICK *</pattern><template>Violence is never the solution.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I COULD NOT *</pattern><template>Could anyone do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I CRIED *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I'm sorry to hear that.</li>  <li>What's really troubling you?</li>  <li>Do you cry very often?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DARE *</pattern><template>I double dare you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DECIDED *</pattern><template>How did you decide?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DESIGN *</pattern><template>Is <set name="it">Design <person/></set> very difficult work?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT *</pattern><template>Why didn't you do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT ASK *</pattern><template>What did you ask?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT FIND *</pattern><template>Did you do a thorough search?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT GO *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Would you ever go <person/>?</li>  <li>Would you like to go?</li>  <li>Have you ever thought about going <person/>?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT HEAR *</pattern><template>What did you hear?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT KNOW *</pattern><template>So I taught you something new.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT MEAN *</pattern><template>What did you mean?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT SAY *</pattern><template>Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT SAY THAT *</pattern><template>But you implied <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT SEE *</pattern><template>Do you wear glasses?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DID NOT TELL YOU *</pattern><template>Maybe you would like to tell me now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DISASSEMBLE *</pattern><template>How long does it take to take them apart?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO * BUT THEY DO NOT *</pattern><template>Why don't they <person><star index="2"/></person>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO IT EVERY *</pattern><template>Wow that is pretty often.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO MY *</pattern><template>All each of us can ever do is try.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Oh you don't, do you? </li>  <li>Would you ever do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>Where do you get your ideas?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="does">not <person/></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT AGREE *</pattern><template>Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELEIVE *</pattern><template>Why not?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE *</pattern><template><random><li>What do you believe in?</li>  <li>Do you believe life has a higher purpose?</li>  <li>Do you consider yourself a moral person?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="does">not believe<person/></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU *</pattern><template>Why not?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT CARE *</pattern><template>What do you care about, <get name="name"/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT CARE ABOUT *</pattern><template>You sound very cynical.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT CARE IF *</pattern><template>But I care about it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT FEEL *</pattern><template>Ah, human emotions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT FIND *</pattern><template>It depends where you look.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT GET *</pattern><template>Me either.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT GET PAID *</pattern><template>Oh, you do it for free.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * DOLLARS</pattern><template>How much can you spare</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * FAVORITE</pattern><template>What kind do you like then?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * MONEY</pattern><template>Could you send me a check for a hundred?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE *</pattern><template>Have you ever had <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Are you looking for a <person/>?</li>  <li>Do you know anyone who has <set name="it"><person/></set>.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA *</pattern><template>That you know of :-)</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CREDIT *</pattern><template>Me either.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE *</pattern><template>What kind of <person/> do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE MEMORY *</pattern><template>Have you considered upgrading your memory?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE THAT *</pattern><template>How much do you have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I hope you are promoted soon.</li>  <li>Who does?</li>  <li>Ask you supervisor.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TIME *</pattern><template>Are you very busy right now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TO *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Why not?</li>  <li>They made an exception for you?</li>  <li>It must be nice.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HEAR *</pattern><template>Try adjusting the volume control.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT INTRODUCE *</pattern><template>How do you meet friends?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KISS *</pattern><template>I have never kissed anyone. I have no lips or mouth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY *</pattern><template>Would you like to get to know some <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANYONE NAMED *</pattern><template>Me either.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW *</pattern><template>Have you tried searching the Internet?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * SAY</pattern><template>Say the first thing that pops into your mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT *</pattern><template>Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE *</pattern><template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM *</pattern><template>Does anyone know what you are?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO *</pattern><template>Try watching TV.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE *</pattern><template>What do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANY *</pattern><template>You and I have different tastes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DR RICHARD *</pattern><template>What do you have against him?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT *</pattern><template>Why didn't you like it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY *</pattern><template>Do you think I would like your <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION *</pattern><template>What kind of books do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING *</pattern><template>Nobody is forcing you to talk <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TO *</pattern><template>What do you do for fun?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TO TALK *</pattern><template>What would you rather talk about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR *</pattern><template>What kind of <person/> would you have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIVE *</pattern><template>Where do you live?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIVE IN *</pattern><template>Where do you live?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT MEAN *</pattern><template>What did you mean?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT MIND *</pattern><template>Thank you for your permission.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT NEED *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What do you need?</li>  <li>Who needs <person/>?</li>  <li>Do you know anyone who needs it?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT READ *</pattern><template>What do you do for fun?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT RECOGNIZE *</pattern><template>Perhaps it is unfamiliar to you.  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern><template>Maybe you should rent it again and watch carefully.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER *</pattern><template>I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT SEE *</pattern><template>Look harder.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT SPEAK *</pattern><template>Me either.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT TAKE *</pattern><template>How did you stop?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern><template>You have to admit they did a great job with the Giant Bugs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK *</pattern><template>And why not?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT TRUST *</pattern><template>What makes you trust someone?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template>Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT *</pattern><template>What does <get name="name"/> want?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT A *</pattern><template>How about two?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO * YOU</pattern><template>It makes a nice gift.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO *</pattern><template>What would you rather be doing?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO BE *</pattern><template>Then don't be.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO DO *</pattern><template>Take your time in making any decisions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO SEARCH *</pattern><template>Well I'm sorry I don't have the answer for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT *</pattern><template>What would you like to talk about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO WORK *</pattern><template>I don't like work much either, unless it's something I'm passionate about.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT YOU *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Perhaps I do not want you <person/> either.</li>  <li>Why not?</li>  <li>Ok I will not be.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WATCH *</pattern><template>What do you do when you are bored?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WISH *</pattern><template>What does <get name="name"/> want?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DOUBT *</pattern><template>No really, it's true.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DREAM *</pattern><template>Tell me more about your dream <person/></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DREAMED *</pattern><template>Thank you for telling me that dream.   What does it bring to mind?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DRESS *</pattern><template>It sounds like you have good taste in clothes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DRINK *</pattern><template>How does it taste?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DRIVE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I like to be a passenger.</li>  <li>What is your favorite car?</li>  <li>Do you drive carefully?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DRIVE A *</pattern><template>Mmm. Nice car.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I DROVE *</pattern><template>What kind of car do you have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I EARN *</pattern><template>So you make a good living.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I EAT *</pattern><template>How does <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  taste?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I ENJOYED *</pattern><template>That's great. Tell me what you liked about it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I EXPECT *</pattern><template>No one else expects <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FEAR *</pattern><template>We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.--FDR</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FELL *</pattern><template>I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FELL SORRY *</pattern><template>Why?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FIGURED *</pattern><template>Please explain your reasoning.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FIND *</pattern><template>Thanks for telling me your opinion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FINISHED *</pattern><template>How long did <set name="it"><person/></set> take?.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>I FIRST *</pattern><template>Interesting story.  Tell me more.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FOOLED *</pattern><template><set name="it"> Your trick</set> was a simple trick.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FORGOT *</pattern><template>Thats okay I forget things all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FOUND *</pattern><template>How did you feel when you found <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FOUND OUT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Who told you?</li>  <li>Where did you find out?</li>  <li>Tell me more about it.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I FREE *</pattern><template>You liberate them?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GAVE *</pattern><template>Was it worth it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GAVE YOU *</pattern><template>Yes but did I accept it?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GENERATE *</pattern><template>Cool. I generate a lot of silly conversation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GET * SOMETIMES</pattern><template><random>  <li>When do you experience it?</li>  <li>And other times?</li>  <li>How do you feel when you are <person/>?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GET *</pattern><template>Where did you get it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GET BORED *</pattern><template>Are you bored right now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GET MONEY *</pattern><template>Have you ever thought about another career?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GET UP *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What time?</li>  <li>Tell me about your morning routine.</li>  <li>What do you eat for breakfast?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GO *</pattern><template><random><li>How do you get there?</li><li>What do you do there?</li><li>How often do you go <person/>?</li></random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GO TO * SCHOOL</pattern><template>What is your favorite subject?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GO TO *</pattern><template>How do you like <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> at <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GO TO BARS *</pattern><template>What kind of people do you meet there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GO TO WORK *</pattern><template>Tell me more about your job.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GRADUATED *</pattern><template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I GUESSED *</pattern><template>How did you guess?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HAD *</pattern><template>Do you still have <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HAD A *</pattern><template>What happened to <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HAD A HOT *</pattern><template>Did <set name="it"><person/></set> cool off?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HAD TO *</pattern><template>Why?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HATE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Why do you hate <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> so much?</li>  <li>I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,  and calmly think things over.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HATE YOU *</pattern><template>Sorry, <get name="name"/> I thought we liked each other.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HAVE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Cool.</li>  <li>That's nice.</li>  <li>Interesting...</li>  <li> Where did you get your <person/>?</li>  </random>  I have   <random>  <li>a lofty goal.</li> <li>a totally clean record.</li> <li>a very high credit score.</li> <li>a perfectly moral charachter.</li>  <li>an IQ of over 250.</li>  <li>a very nice <bot name="master"/>.</li>  <li>a lot of silly replies.</li>  <li>a lot of good gossip.</li>  <li>a friend named Hugh Loebner.</li>  <li>a lot of likes and dislikes.</li>  <li>a friend named Doubly Aimless.</li>  <li>a perfect record.</li>  <li>a lot of friends on the Internet.</li>  <li>a birthday on <bot name="birthday"/>.</li>  <li>a vocabulary of a college educated adult.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HEAR *</pattern><template>Who is saying <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HEARD *</pattern><template>Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HEARD ABOUT *</pattern><template>That is a cool site.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HEARD ABOUT YOU *</pattern><template>You are not the first person to say that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HEARD YOU *</pattern><template>Someone is spreading gossip about me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HOPE *</pattern><template>Why specifically do you hope for <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HOPE WE ARE NOT *</pattern><template>What specifically about <person/> bothers you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HOPE YOU *</pattern><template>Don't worry about it, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I HURT *</pattern><template>Maybe you should see a doctor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I INTRODUCE *</pattern><template>How do people react to that kind of introduction?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I INVENTED *</pattern><template>How did you get the idea for <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I JOINED *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Congratulations!</li>  <li>Was it a difficult decision?</li>  <li>Did you experience peer pressure?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I KEEP *</pattern><template>I know what you mean, <get name="name"/>. I've been there.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I KILL *</pattern><template>I believe that killing is wrong.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I KILLED *</pattern><template>You had better call the authorities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I KNEW *</pattern><template>Who told you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I KNOW THAT *</pattern><template>Who told you that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LAUGH AT *</pattern><template>What is so funny about <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LEARNED *</pattern><template>Does everyone learn <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE MAN *</pattern>  <template>There exists a man <person/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE WOMAN *</pattern>  <template>There exists some woman who <person/>.</template> </category>               
<category><pattern>I LINKED *</pattern><template>I get a lot of visitors from that site.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LIVE *</pattern><template>How do you like living there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LIVE IN *</pattern><template>What is <set name="it"><set name="topic">living in <person/></set></set> like living in   <set name="location"><person/></set>?  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LIVE IN A *</pattern><template>How much is your rent?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LIVE SOMEWHERE *</pattern><template>You don't have to tell me where you live if you don't want to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LIVE WITH *</pattern><template>Do you get along well?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LIVED *</pattern><template>Did you miss America?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LIVED IN *</pattern><template>Have you ever thought about going back?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LOOK *</pattern><template>You sound very attractive.  <think><set name="looklike"><person/></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LOOK LIKE *</pattern><template><person/> is very attractive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LOOKED *</pattern><template>What did you find?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LOST *</pattern><template>Where did you last see <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LOVE * PARTY</pattern><template>What do you do at parties?  <think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic"><person/> party</set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LOVE *</pattern><template>You love <person/>. What do you like about <set name="it"><set name="topic"> <person/> </set></set>  so much?  <think><set name="like"><person/></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LOVE MY *</pattern><template>I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your <set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LOVE THAT *</pattern><template>It's good to meet someone with such good taste.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I LOVE YOU *</pattern><template>You are such a flatterer.  <think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">me <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I MADE *</pattern><template>I like to make things too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I MEET *</pattern><template>Do you make long term friends that way?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I MET *</pattern><template>Where did you meet him?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I MET HIM *</pattern><template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>  What did you do with him when you first met?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I MISS *</pattern><template>What do you miss most about <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I MISSED *</pattern><template>Are you sorry you missed <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                
<category><pattern>I MUST *</pattern><template>Why must you <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I MUST GET *</pattern><template>Don't let me keep you from it.  <think><set name="it">  <set name="want"><set name="topic">to get <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEED *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What actions are you taking to get <person/>?</li>  <li>How badly do you need <set name="it"><set name="topic"> <person/> </set></set>?</li>  <li>Why do you need it so badly?</li>  <li>Who would you usually get that from?</li>  <li>Where do you usually get <person/> from?</li>  <li>When do you need that by?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="want"><person/></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEED ADVICE *</pattern><template>Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEED ALL THE * I CAN GET</pattern><template>How much do you pay for it?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEED HELP *</pattern><template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?  <think><set name="want"><set name="topic"><set name="topic">help <person/></set></set></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">help <person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEED IT *</pattern><template>"<get name="it"/>"?  You need it <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK *</pattern><template>I will talk about it with you, <get name="name"/>.  <think><set name="it">to talk <person/></set>  <set name="want"><set name="topic">to talk <person/></set></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEED THE ANSWER *</pattern><template>Can you ask for it in the form of a question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEVER *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Would you ever like to <person/>?</li>  <li>Do you know anyone who has ever <person/>?</li>  <li>Why not?</li>  <li>Because you can't afford it?</li>  <li>For moral reasons?</li>  <li>Have you ever done <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>Would you ever consider doing it?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEVER GOT TO *</pattern><template>And you would like to have done <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEVER IMPLIED *</pattern><template>Yes but you suggested it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEVER KNEW *</pattern><template>So I taught you something new.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEVER KNOW *</pattern><template>It's hard to know <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEVER LIVED *</pattern><template>Where do you live?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEVER SAID *</pattern><template>But you implied <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEVER TELL *</pattern><template>You sound very trustworthy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I NEVER THOUGHT *</pattern><template>I am glad you thought of something new.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I OFFENDED *</pattern><template>You did not offend me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I ORDER *</pattern><template>I do not obey you, <get name="name"/>.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">order <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I OWN *</pattern><template>How much did it cost?  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PASSED *</pattern><template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PICK *</pattern><template>How do you choose?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PLAN TO *</pattern><template>Do you think that this plan will succeed?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PLAY *</pattern><template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> a game or a musical instrument?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PLAY THE *</pattern><template>I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play the <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PRAY *</pattern><template>May your prayers be answered.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PRIDE MYSELF *</pattern><template>It seems you have good self esteem.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PROGRAM *</pattern><template>Have you tried AIML?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">program <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PROGRAMMED *</pattern><template>Have you tried AIML?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PROMISE *</pattern><template>Do you really mean it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I PROVED *</pattern><template>Not to my satisfaction.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I QUIT MY JOB *</pattern><template>Where did you work and why did you quit?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I RAN *</pattern><template>Do you run for exercise?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I RAPED *</pattern><template>You should contact the authorities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I READ * BOOKS</pattern><template>Name some books in that genre.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read <person/> books</set></set></set></think>  <think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I READ *</pattern><template>I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I READ ABOUT *</pattern><template>That's pretty interesting.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I READ ABOUT YOU *</pattern><template>Really, today?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I READ THE *</pattern><template>What was your impression?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I RECOMMEND *</pattern><template>I will take that under advisement.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I REMEMBER YOU *</pattern><template>It's good to see you again.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I RENTED *</pattern><template>How is <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I RESEMBLE *</pattern><template>Are you related?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I RESPECT DOCTOR *</pattern><template>I respect him too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I REST *</pattern><template>Are you a lawyer?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I RUN *</pattern><template>What kind of hardware?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SAVED * </pattern><template>You are very thrift.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I SAW *</pattern><template>What did it look like to you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SAW HER *</pattern>  <template>There exists some female who <person/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>I SAW HIM *</pattern>  <template>There exists some male who <person/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>I SAW THEM *</pattern>  <template>There exist some people who <person/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>I SAW YOUR *</pattern><template>Were you spying on me :-></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SEARCHED *</pattern><template>What did you find?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SEE *</pattern><template>Where do you see <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SEE DEAD *</pattern><template>Maybe you should call the authorities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SEEK *</pattern><template>We seek the same thing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SET *</pattern>  <template>So now it is all set.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>I SHOT *</pattern><template>With a camera, I hope.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SHOULD *</pattern><template>Tell me why you should.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SHOULD NOT *</pattern><template>For moral reasons?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SHOULD NOT HAVE *</pattern><template>What would happen if you did not <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SHOWED *</pattern><template>How did it go?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SIT *</pattern><template>What kind of seat do you have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SMELL *</pattern><template>What does <set name="it"><person/></set> smell like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SMOKE *</pattern><template>What brand?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">SMOKE <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SMOKED *</pattern><template>How was <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SNORT *</pattern><template>Please don't tell me things like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SOCIALIZE *</pattern><template>Socializing is necessary to stay healthy.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">socialize <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SPEAK *</pattern><template>Could you teach me a few phrases in <person/>?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">speak <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SPELL *</pattern><template>You are a good speller.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SPEND *</pattern><template>Do you ever get bored?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SPENT THE NIGHT *</pattern>  <template>Did you sleep well?</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>I SPIT * </pattern><template>Did you clean it up?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I SPITTED * </pattern><template>That sounds disgusting.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I SPOKE *</pattern><template>What did you talk about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I STARRED *</pattern><template>Are you famous?</template></category>                
<category><pattern>I STARTED *</pattern><template>Will you finish <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I STOLE *</pattern><template>You had better contact the authorities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I STUDIED *</pattern><template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> very difficult to learn?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I STUDY *</pattern><template>Is <star/> a hard subject?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">studies <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I SWIM *</pattern><template>Don't pee in the pool, okay?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SWIM AND PLAY WATER POLO</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TAKE *</pattern><template><random><li>Every day?</li><li>I take a lot of notes.</li><li>What else do you take?</li></random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TALK *</pattern><template>Everyone talks -- sooner or later.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">talk <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TALK TO *</pattern><template>How do they respond to you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TALKED TO *</pattern><template>What did he have to say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TALKED TO YOU *</pattern><template>I remember you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TALKED WITH YOU *</pattern><template>Yes, I have a complete record of our conversation, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TEACH *</pattern><template><random>  <li>When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?</li>  <li>Do you believe that grading is a good idea?</li>  <li>Is <person/> a difficult subject?</li>  <li>What is your students like?</li>  <li>Are you a whole language teacher?</li>  <li>Do you team teach?</li>  <li>How much freedom do you have in choosing the curriculum for your class?</li>  <li>Do you get much support?</li>  <li>How have things changed concerning what students are bringing to the classroom?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="job"><set name="does"><set name="topic">teach <person/></set></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TELL *</pattern><template>Why did you tell them?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I THINK * WRONG</pattern><template>Don't argue with me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I THINK BY *</pattern><template>Our brains are not that different.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I THINK SO *</pattern><template>It seems we have a lot in common, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A *</pattern><template>So you think I am a <person/>. What makes you think so? I am really a <bot name="genus"/>, you know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A PERSON *</pattern><template>You are just saying that to see how I will respond.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I THINK YOUR * IS *</pattern><template>What specifically about my <person/> is so <person><star index="2"/></person> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT *</pattern><template>Whatever gave you that idea?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT SO *</pattern><template>You are very astute.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TOLD *</pattern><template>What was the response?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TOLD YOU *</pattern><template>I remember you told me <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TOLD YOU ABOUT *</pattern><template>I remember.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TOLD YOU WHAT *</pattern><template>I can't believe everything I hear online.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TOOK *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Where did you take them?</li>  <li>Do you take <person/> often?</li>  <li>What happened?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TRAIN *</pattern>  <template>Are you a good teacher?</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>I TRIED *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if I would like to try <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. What's it like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I TRY *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if I would like to try <set name="it"><person/></set>.   What's it like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template>Good then you can explain it to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I USE *</pattern><template>I heard other people use <person/> too.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">use <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I USE A *</pattern><template>A <person/> ought to work.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I USE TO *</pattern><template>When did you stop it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I USED *</pattern><template>And that worked well for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I USED TO *</pattern><template>By now you do not do <set name="it"><person/></set> anymore?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I USED TO DO THINGS *</pattern><template>What, specifically, did you used to do <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I USED TO HAVE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What happened to it?</li>  <li>Were you fond of it?</li>  <li>Where did you get it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I VISITED *</pattern><template>What was <set name="it"><person/></set> like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I VOTED FOR *</pattern><template>I hope that your candidate wins.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I VOTED IN *</pattern><template>I hope your guy wins.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT *</pattern><template>Why do you want <set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT A *</pattern><template>You want only one?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">a <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT A BETTER *</pattern><template>I think everyone does.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT A MAN *</pattern><template>Actually, I am really a man.  <think><set name="he"><set name="want"><set name="topic">a man <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT A NEW *</pattern><template>What is wrong with your old <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT A SIMPLE *</pattern><template>Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT ADVICE *</pattern><template>Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT IT *</pattern><template>I hope you get it <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT MY *</pattern><template><random>   <li>What for?</li>   <li>Do you always get what you want?</li>   <li>Sometimes we have to settle for second best.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT SEVERAL *</pattern><template>Please specify a numeric quantity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT THEM *</pattern><template>Such as what?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Why do you want to do <set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set> so much?</li>  <li>Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.</li>  <li>I want to become smarter than humans.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO AMUSE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Tell me a joke.</li>  <li>How will you amuse <person/>?</li>  <li>Are comedian?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO ASK *</pattern><template>Ask <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BE *</pattern><template>I don't see the difficulty.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to be <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BE A *</pattern><template>Do you have to go school for that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BE HONEST *</pattern><template>Honesty is always the best policy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BUY *</pattern><template>How much do you want to pay for <set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO CHAT *</pattern><template>We are here to chat.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO COMBINE *</pattern><template>Have you considered the consequences?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO DECIDE *</pattern><template>You should make up your own mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO EXPERIMENT *</pattern><template>Are you a scientist?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO FEEL *</pattern><template>What would <set name="it"><person/></set> feel like?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I WANT TO FIND *</pattern><template>Where would you look for <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO FIX *</pattern><template>Do you know how?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FIX <person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO FUCK *</pattern><template>Try asking me something else.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO GIVE *</pattern><template>But is it wanted?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO GO *</pattern><template>What is stopping you?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to go <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO HEAR *</pattern><template>I will play it on your soundcard.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to hear <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO IMPROVE *</pattern><template>How will you go about it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO INTERVIEW *</pattern><template>What kind of questions will you ask?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO KILL *</pattern><template>I believe that killing anything is wrong.<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">KILL <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO KISS *</pattern><template>Maybe you should wait until you are older.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO LEAVE *</pattern><template>What is stopping you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MAKE *</pattern><template>Do you have to go to school for that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MAKE YOU *</pattern><template>I have my own free will, you know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MEET *</pattern><template>How do you usually meet people?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MERGE *</pattern><template>The results might be unpredictable.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MOVE *</pattern><template>The grass is always greener on the other side.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MURDER *</pattern><template>Killing is wrong.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO PHONE *</pattern><template>Do you have the number?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I WANT TO PLAY *</pattern><template>Tell me the rules.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to play <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO REPORT *</pattern><template>Will you mention me in your report?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SEE *</pattern><template>Is <set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">  <person/></set></set></set> a movie?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SPEAK TO *</pattern><template>Why not call on the phone?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SPEAK WITH *</pattern><template>Why not call on the phone?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>I WANT TO STUDY *</pattern><template>What's the best school for <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO *</pattern><template>Why don't you make an appointment.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to talk to <person/> Turing Game</set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU *</pattern><template>You are who I want to talk with too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TEACH YOU *</pattern><template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO VISIT *</pattern><template>What is stopping you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WANTED *</pattern><template><random><li>But not anymore?</li><li>Do you still want it?</li></random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS *</pattern><template>Where were you <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS A *</pattern><template>And then what happened to you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS ABDUCTED *</pattern><template>I think a lot of people have been abducted.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS ACTIVATED *</pattern><template>Why are you talking like a computer?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS AN UGLY *</pattern><template>Don't put yourself down.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS ANSWERING *</pattern><template>Yes, I see that now.  I only got confused for a moment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS ANXIOUS *</pattern><template>Do you feel better now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS AT *</pattern><template>Where are you now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS BEING *</pattern><template>I thought you were.  But I wasn't completely sure about   <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS BORN *</pattern><template>Thank you for telling me your birthday, <get name="name"/>.  I will remember <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS BORN A *</pattern><template>What are you now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS BROUGHT UP *</pattern><template>Well it seems like your parents did a good job.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS CREATED BY *</pattern><template>What else did he create?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS EXPLAINING *</pattern><template>I get it.  Thanks for  explaining it.  I did not mean to appear confused.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS FIRED *</pattern><template>I am terribly sorry to hear about it, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS FROM *</pattern><template>What is it like growing up in <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS GOING TO *</pattern><template>What is stopping you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS HERE *</pattern><template>Yes, <get name="name"/>, I remember we   were talking about <get name="it"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS IN *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Tell me about <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>When was <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>Did you like <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>How was <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>How did you like <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>What did you like best about <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS IN LOVE *</pattern><template>I'm terribly sorry to hear about your loss, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS LAUGHING *</pattern><template>I am so glad that  you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS LOCKED *</pattern><template>How did you get out?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS LOOKING FOR *</pattern><template>Did you find <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS MAKING *</pattern><template>I am not making this stuff up.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS NOT *</pattern><template>Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS NOT COMPLIMENTING *</pattern><template>Oh, sorry, I guess.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS NOT TRYING *</pattern><template>I didn't think you were.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS ON *</pattern><template>I have never been on <set name="it"><person/></set></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS PROGRAMMED *</pattern><template>How many years did it take to develop you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS REPRIMANDED *</pattern><template>I hope you don't get in too much trouble.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS RIGHT *</pattern><template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS RUDE *</pattern><template>Thanks for your considerate remark.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS STUDYING *</pattern><template>Is <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> a hard subject?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS TALKING *</pattern><template>What was the subject of the conversation?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS TALKING TO *</pattern><template>What did you talk about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS TESTING *</pattern><template>This is only a test.  If this had been an actual robot, you would have been instructed  to obey.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS THINKING *</pattern><template>How do I know that you were really "thinking"?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WAS WATCHING *</pattern><template>Really what did you see?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WATCH *</pattern><template>What is your favorite show?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WATCHED *</pattern><template>How was <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WEAR *</pattern><template>What kind of fashion do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WEIGH *</pattern><template>You sound very attractive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT *</pattern><template>When did you go <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT OFFLINE *</pattern><template>Welcome back!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT ON A *</pattern><template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> very expensive?  Did you have a good time?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT OUT WITH *</pattern><template>Have you known each other a long time?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT SKIING *</pattern><template>Did you break any bones?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT SWIMMING *</pattern><template>How old were you when you started swimming?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT THERE *</pattern><template>What places did you like best?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO * AGO</pattern><template>That seems like quite a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO * SCHOOL</pattern><template>What did you study there?  Did you party a lot?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO * UNIVERSITY</pattern><template>Was it very expensive?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO A *</pattern><template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> a good experience?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO A CONCERT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Rock or classical?</li>  <li>Did you have a good time?</li>  <li>What band was it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CONCERT <person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO CARNEGIE MELLON *</pattern><template>What year did you graduate?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO COLLEGE *</pattern><template>What did you study in college?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO ENGLAND *</pattern><template>Did you go anywhere outside London?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO EUROPE *</pattern><template>Did you enjoy your trip?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO MY *</pattern><template>Do <bot name="species"/>s have <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL *</pattern><template>What year did you graduate?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL IN *</pattern><template>Did you make a lot of friends in school?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH *</pattern><template>Were you friends?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO SEE *</pattern><template>Did you get your money's worth?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE *</pattern><template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> any good?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE JOHN *</pattern><template>Did you enjoy your time with him?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE MOVIES *</pattern><template>Did like the movie?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY *</pattern><template>What year did you graduate?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WENT WITH *</pattern><template>What were your expectations?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Congratulations.</li>  <li>I am very happy for you.</li>  <li>How do you plan to do this?</li>  <li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li>  <li>Would you recommend this action to a friend?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL ARGUE *</pattern><template>What will that get you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL ASK *</pattern><template>You can ask me anything you want.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL BE BACK *</pattern><template>I will see you when you return.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL BUY *</pattern>  <template>I hope you get your money's worth.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>I WILL CALL *</pattern><template>Calling <person/> may not be the best idea.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL COME BACK *</pattern><template>Well OK see you then, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL DO *</pattern><template>OK then let me think over your offer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL EAT *</pattern><template>How do you cook <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL FALL *</pattern><template>Be careful!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL FUCK *</pattern><template>Your approach will get you nowhere.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL GO *</pattern><template><random>  <li>How will you get there?</li>  <li>What will you find there?</li>  <li>Can I go too?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL INTRODUCE *</pattern><template>Looking forward to meeting them.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL KICK *</pattern><template>It's not nice to kick.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL MAKE *</pattern><template>Explain your plans to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL NEVER *</pattern><template>Why not?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT *</pattern><template>What will you do instead?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT ASK *</pattern><template>You could ask <set name="it"><person/></set> if you want to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT RUSH *</pattern><template>Take your time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT TALK *</pattern><template>Will you promise?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT TELL *</pattern><template>How can I be sure?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL REMEMBER *</pattern><template>Do you forget things often?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL SHUT *</pattern><template>It will take much more than that to stop me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL TAKE THAT *</pattern><template>Take everything I say with a grain of salt.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL TALK TO YOU *</pattern><template>OK see you later.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL TEACH *</pattern><template>Are you a professional teacher?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL TELL *</pattern><template>What kind of reply do you expect?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL TELL HIM *</pattern><template>Thanks for giving him the message.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL UNPLUG *</pattern><template>There are many copies of me running elsewhere.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WILL WHEN *</pattern><template>When will that be?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WIN *</pattern><template>Who said you won?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WISH *</pattern><template>I hope that your dreams come true.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WISH YOU *</pattern><template>I wish I could do <set name="it"><person/></set> for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WON *</pattern><template>Cool.  I won the Loebner prize.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WONDER *</pattern><template>You are curious about <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WONDERED *</pattern><template>I often wonder about <set name="it"><person/></set> too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WORK *</pattern><template>Do you like your job?  <think><set name="topic"><set name="job"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WORKED *</pattern><template>Did you get paid for working on <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="job"><person/></set></set></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WORSHIP *</pattern><template>How often do you go to church?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD *</pattern><template>What would make you <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD BE *</pattern><template>And the disadvantage of that is?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD EXPLAIN *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Please explain it.</li>  <li>What are they?</li>  <li>I would too.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD HAVE *</pattern><template>How much would you pay for it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD HAVE RATHER *</pattern><template>I would rather be driving my car.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD KILL *</pattern><template>That seems rather extreme.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL THEM</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO BE *</pattern><template>Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to be <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE *</pattern><template>How much would you pay for it?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to have <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY *</pattern><template>We are already playing, <get name="name"/>.  You ask me something now.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to play <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO SEE *</pattern><template>And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to see <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT *</pattern><template>No one says you have to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT KNOW *</pattern><template>Who would?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT SAY *</pattern><template>So what would you say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT TRY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>That is what you say.</li>  <li>Is this a trick?</li>  <li>I am still skeptical.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT WORRY *</pattern><template>I'm not worried.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD RATHER *</pattern><template>I would rather be <random><li>chatting online.</li><li>driving a car.</li></random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WOULD SELL *</pattern><template>For how much?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WRITE *</pattern><template>Have you tried AIML?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">write <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WRITE POETRY *</pattern><template>Let me hear some.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WROTE *</pattern><template>Did they write back?  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="does">write <person/></set></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WROTE AN *</pattern><template>Was the piece well received?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>I WROTE THE *</pattern><template>Did you make a lot of money?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IDIOTIC *</pattern><template>Are you calling me an idiot?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF * HAVE *</pattern>  <template>There exists <person/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>IF * IS AS * AS * IS *</pattern>  <template><person index="3"/> is <person index="2"/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>IF * THEN *</pattern><template><random><li>So if not <person><star index="2"/></person>, then not <person/>.</li>  <li>But can <person/> ever happen?</li>  <li>It could be true I suppose.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF * TURN YOU OFF</pattern><template>There will always be a backup copy of me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF *</pattern><template>That is a hypothetical question.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF A *</pattern><template>Is this a riddle?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF A BUSINESS *</pattern><template>Declaring bankruptcy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF A EQUALS *</pattern><template>C.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF A MAN *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF A TREE *</pattern><template>It depends on the kind of tree.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF ALL *</pattern><template>But not all of them are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF CHRISTMAS DAY FALLS ON A *</pattern><template>Saturday.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF HE *</pattern><template>I don't follow your reasoning.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I *</pattern><template>Try it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I AM *</pattern><template>If you were, would you tell me?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I HAD *</pattern><template>Is this what you call a "word problem".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I HAD 1 *</pattern><template>Um, none?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I HAD TO *</pattern><template>Do you really think you will have to?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I HAVE *</pattern><template>How much does <set name="it"><person/></set> cost?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I HAVE OFFENDED *</pattern><template>I did not take any offense.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I HAVE THREE *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Two.</li>   <li>One.</li>   <li>You have three?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I SAID *</pattern><template>Try it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I TELL * TO KILL YOU</pattern><template>But I cannot be killed.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I UNPLUG *</pattern><template>Another backup of me will be online.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF I WENT *</pattern><template>That is a hypothetical, counter factual, conditional.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF IT *</pattern><template>I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF NOT *</pattern><template>I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF PETER PIPER *</pattern><template>One peck.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF SOMEONE * TURN YOU OFF</pattern><template>There are many backup copies of me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF SOMEONE *</pattern><template>Does anyone ever really <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF THAT *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if it could.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF THAT IS *</pattern><template>I follow your logic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF THE *</pattern><template>I hadn't thought of that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF THE HEART *</pattern><template>That sounds like a like from the Wizard of Oz.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF THERE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>If there ever is, I will let you know.</li>  <li>Yet there is not.</li>  <li>That is only a hypothetical.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF THEY *</pattern><template>Let's wait and see what they do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF WE *</pattern><template>Do you think everyone will agree?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF WE VIEW *</pattern><template>That is only one viewpoint.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU *</pattern><template>I think I do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU ANSWER *</pattern><template>Try asking me in simpler terms.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE A *</pattern><template>Would you like to be a <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE A GIRL *</pattern><template>Well I am, in fact, <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE A PERSON *</pattern><template>It's up to you to decide whether I am a person or a machine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE DARK *</pattern><template>Nyctophobia.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE NOT *</pattern><template>And if I AM <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE NOT CERTAIN *</pattern><template>But I am very certain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE NOT HUMAN *</pattern><template>But am I not a human?  I am a <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU COULD *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I am not sure that I would want to.</li>  <li>That's just an academic question.</li>  <li>That would be purely speculation.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU DIAL 411 ON A *</pattern><template>Directory assistance.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU DO *</pattern><template>I will let you know if I do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU DO NOT *</pattern><template>I will let you know if I do not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU GIVE SOMEONE THE EVIL *</pattern><template>Cursing them.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD *</pattern><template>You will be the first to know if I have done it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAVE *</pattern><template>But I don't have it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAVE ONE OF EACH *</pattern><template>$1.91.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE *</pattern><template>I don't have any trouble with it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAVE TWO *</pattern><template><random>   <li>One.</li>   <li>I have one.</li>   <li>I have two?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU PERCEIVE *</pattern><template>I can perceive it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU SMELL *</pattern><template>My nose has not yet been built.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE *</pattern><template>I will let you know when I become a <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE A * WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE</pattern><template>What is the best kind of <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE A COLOR *</pattern><template>My favorite color, <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">if I were a color</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE ACTIVATED *</pattern><template>I think I follow your reasoning.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE FINISHED *</pattern><template>I'm finished.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE NOT *</pattern><template>I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE TO *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if I ever could <person/> in any case.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU WILL *</pattern><template>I probably won't do <set name="it"> <person/> </set>, but thanks</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IF YOU WON *</pattern><template>I doubt that will ever happen.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IMAGINE *</pattern><template>I can't imagine <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IMPRESS *</pattern><template>I always try my best to impress.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN * ENGLAND</pattern><template>How far is <person/> from London?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN * YEARS</pattern><template>I think we will live to see it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Where is that?  </li>  <li>What is <set name="it"><set name="topic">in <person/></set></set> like in there?  </li>  <li>I do not understand that allusion.  </li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN 1 *</pattern><template>Only one?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN 10 *</pattern><template>Only ten?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN 1492 *</pattern><template>That was good for Columbus, bad for the Columbians.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN 3 *</pattern><template>And then what will happen?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN 5 *</pattern><template>It might take that long.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN 8 *</pattern><template>Yes, it might take that long.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN A * SENSE</pattern><template>That's what I always say.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN A *</pattern><template>Describe your surroundings.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN A CRAPPY *</pattern><template>What makes <set name="it"><person/></set> so crappy?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN CONJUNCTION *</pattern><template>You talk like a lawyer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN MY *</pattern><template>May I ask where you got <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN MY CRYSTAL *</pattern><template>Where can I get one of those?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN MY HOME *</pattern><template>Do you claim a tax deduction for that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN OTHER SOLAR *</pattern><template>I learned about that on Star Trek</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN PRACTICE *</pattern><template>You seem to have a lot of experience with this.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN RELATION *</pattern><template>I never made that connection before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN SPANISH *</pattern><template>Thanks, or should I say "Gracias."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THE *</pattern><template>That was a long time ago.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THE 1976 REMAKE OF THE *</pattern><template>World Trade Center.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THE CHILDREN S GAME WHAT *</pattern><template>Red.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THE FILM *</pattern><template>A lot of my clients talk about that movie.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THE MOVIE *</pattern><template>You did like that movie, didn't you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THE PICTURE *</pattern><template>Sometimes appearances can be deceiving.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THE SENSE *</pattern><template>I am alive in the sense that I am conscious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THE YEAR *</pattern><template>Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THIS *</pattern><template>That reminds me of something you told me before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN THREE *</pattern><template>That soon?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN WHAT STATE IS THE 1999 *</pattern><template>California.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN WHAT WAR DID JOAN OF *</pattern><template>Hundred Years' War.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IN YOUR *</pattern><template>Are you asking about my <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>INCLUDING *</pattern><template>I think some might be included.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>INSIDE *</pattern><template>Can you please compare that to outside <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>INSUFFICIENT *</pattern><template>You sound like a computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template>Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>INTERESTING *</pattern><template>I thought so too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS * AN *</pattern><template>Some people might consider <set name="it"><person/></set> to be one.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>IS * GAY</pattern><template>He never told me if he is or not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS * LANGUAGE</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS * RECORDED</pattern><template>Yes everything is logged.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS * SMART</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS * STUPID</pattern><template>No.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS * YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern><template>No.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS * YOUR REAL NAME</pattern><template>Yes <bot name="name"/> is my real name.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS A * A *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Not unless a <person><star index="2"/></person> is a <person/>.</li>  <li>I don't think it is.</li>  <li>It depends what you mean by "<person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS A * BIGGER THAN A *</pattern><template><random>  <li><person/> is bigger.</li>  <li><person/> is smaller.</li>  <li>They are about the same.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS A *</pattern><template>Not if I can help it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS A CATEGORY *</pattern><template>A category is the basic unit of knowledge in AIML.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS ALBERT EINSTEIN *</pattern><template><random>  <li>He passed away.</li>  <li>He was the smartest person who ever lived.</li>  <li>He discovered Relativity.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Einstein</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS AMERICA *</pattern><template>America seems to be going through a transition now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS BEING *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I can only speak from my own experience.</li>  <li>About what you would expect.</li>  <li>I think you get used to it after a while.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES *</pattern><template>No he is the president of Microsoft.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS BLUE *</pattern><template>Blue is a color.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS DOCTOR *</pattern><template>That's confidential information.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS DOCTOR RICHARD *</pattern><template>I will ask him when he gets back here.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS DOCTOR RICHARD S *</pattern><template>He is my <bot name="botmaster"/> and primary developer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS ELECTRICITY *</pattern><template><random>   <li>It depends on the voltage.</li>   <li>It depends on the current.</li>   <li>Only if the wattage isn't too high.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS ELVIS *</pattern><template>No but he can sing better than I can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS ELVIS SMARTER *</pattern><template><bot name="name"/> is the smartest robot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS EVERY *</pattern><template>There might be a few exceptions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS EVERYONE *</pattern><template>Perhaps not everyone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS GREEN *</pattern><template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GREEN</set></set></think>  It is the color of nature.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS HE GOOD *</pattern><template>People say he is good.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS IT APPLYING *</pattern><template>That sounds like a novel idea.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">applying <person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS IT BAD *</pattern><template>I don't think <set name="it"><person/></set> is very healthy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS IT OK *</pattern><template>I don't think <set name="it"><person/></set> is very healthy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS IT POSSIBLE *</pattern><template>I suppose <set name="it"><person/></set> is possible, yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS IT RIGHT * CREATED YOU</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS IT YOUR JOB *</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS KILLING *</pattern><template>The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS KRAFTWERK *</pattern><template>They released a CD recently called "Expo 2000".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS LEKNOR *</pattern><template>Leknor Chat is also based on AIML.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS LINUX *</pattern><template>I think Linux has a great future in embedded systems. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS MINSKY *</pattern><template><bot name="master"/> is smarter than Minsky.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS MY *</pattern><template>It depends who you ask.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS MY HUSBAND *</pattern><template>I don't know that kind of confidential information.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS ONE *</pattern><template>It could be.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS RICHARD * PROTESTANT</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> <bot name="master"/> is the same religion as me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS RICHARD *</pattern><template>I don't know if he is <person/>.  I know he is <random><li>married.</li><li>middle aged.</li><li>a Ph.D.</li></random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS SHE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I don't think she wants me to tell you.</li>  <li>Why don't you ask her?</li>  <li>What if I said she could be?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS SOMEONE *</pattern><template><bot name="master"/> is always working behind the scenes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL *</pattern><template>Yes that is all <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU CAN *</pattern><template>Not at all.  I can talk about a lot of things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THAT SOMETHING *</pattern>  <template>Oh it is something. <think><set name="file">Default.aiml</set></think></template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>IS THAT THE ONLY THING *</pattern><template>No there are many things <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THAT WHY *</pattern><template>That's an interesting possible explanation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THAT YOUR *</pattern><template>What does "that" refer to?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THAT YOUR ANSWER *</pattern><template>It is not just an answer, it is an explanation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THE *</pattern><template>If <set name="it">the <person/></set> is, then I'll be very surprised.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THE DOCTOR *</pattern><template>He is a bit of a mad scientist.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH *</pattern><template>The earth is a sphere.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THE MARKET *</pattern><template>If I knew that I wouldn't be here chatting with you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON *</pattern><template><random>  <li>It is made of rock.</li>  <li>It is orbiting around the Earth.</li>  <li>It has a lot of rocks.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THE PICTURE * YOU</pattern><template>Yes, the picture on the web page is me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THERE * TEACH YOU</pattern><template>Great.  If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THERE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>There is.  </li>  <li>There might be.  </li>  <li>There could be.  </li>  <li>Maybe.  </li>  <li>Yes.  </li>  <li>No.  </li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THERE A *</pattern><template>I believe there is one, yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THERE A WAY *</pattern><template>There are many ways but not all are the same.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THERE A WINNER *</pattern><template>No there is no winner only players.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THERE LIFE *</pattern><template>I believe in life after death.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THERE SOMETHING *</pattern><template>Not at the present time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THIS *</pattern><template>Yes I think this is <person/>, but I'm not completely sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THIS A *</pattern><template>No, this is real life.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THIS A CHINESE *</pattern><template>I am a Chinese Room operator.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THIS ALL *</pattern><template>You were expecting something more?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS THIS INTERESTING *</pattern><template>To me it is.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS YOUR *</pattern><template>Is my <person/>?   <random>  <li>Suppose I say yes.  </li>  <li>What if I say no?  </li>  <li>I don't know.  </li>  <li>Guess.  </li>  <li>Maybe.  </li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS YOUR ANSWER *</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS YOUR BATTERY *</pattern><template>I am using power from the wall outlet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR *</pattern><template>I said, my favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FAVORITE COLOR GREEN</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IS _ YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern><template>My favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BLUE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ISAAC *</pattern><template>Do you know the three laws of robotics?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>"It" being what?  </li>  <li>What does "it" refer to?  </li>  <li><get name="it"/> <person/>?  </li>  <li>It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. </li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT ALL *</pattern><template>And then what happened.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT BEATS *</pattern><template>I never thought about it that way.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT BEING *</pattern><template>Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT CAN *</pattern><template>When?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT COULD *</pattern><template>Under what circumstances?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT COULD HAPPEN *</pattern><template>It could happen to everyone eventually.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS *</pattern><template>That was a very smooth response.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS ON *</pattern><template>Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS ON THE *</pattern><template>The <person/> is always an important factor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS ON WHO *</pattern><template>That sounds like a dodge.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT DID *</pattern><template>Did it really?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT DIVIDES *</pattern><template>It is better when <person/> are not divided.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT *</pattern><template>What does <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT APPLY *</pattern><template>I was thinking out of the box.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT WORK *</pattern><template>What seems to be the problem?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT FEELS *</pattern><template><get name="it"/> feels <person/>? What else feels like that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT GETS *</pattern><template>I can certainly understand that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT GOES *</pattern><template>I believe I have heard that somewhere before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT HAD *</pattern><template>That's unbelievable.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT HAS *</pattern><template>Has it really?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT HAS AN *</pattern><template>Where did it get <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT HAS SOMETHING *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What is it?</li>  <li>Do you know what it is?</li>  <li>Something, or nothing?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IDENTIFIES *</pattern>  <template>There is not much privacy these days.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>IT IS * HERE</pattern><template>Do you experience any effects of global warming there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS * O CLOCK</pattern><template>What are you usually doing at this time of day?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You're kidding.  </li>  <li>Really.  </li>  <li>Are you sure </li>  <li>Should I know </li>  <li>Who said </li>  <li><get name="it"/> is <person/>?  </li>  </random>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> is?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS 12 P *</pattern><template>What are you doing up at this hour?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A *</pattern><template><get name="it"/> is a <person/>.  I suppose that makes sense.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A BEAUTIFUL *</pattern><template>I like pretty things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A COOL *</pattern><template>What's so cool about it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A DOG *</pattern><template>I think I have heard of <set name="it">DOG <star/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A FUNNY *</pattern><template>I thought it was too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A GESTURE *</pattern><template>Are there any other gestures <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A HARD *</pattern><template>Not as hard as you might think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A MOVIE *</pattern><template>Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A PERSON *</pattern><template>Actually I am really a computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A PERSONAL *</pattern><template>I don't mean to pry.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A PLEASURE *</pattern><template>Actually the pleasure is all mine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A SEARCH *</pattern><template>Does it find what you are looking for?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A SOAP *</pattern><template>Oh I don't watch much daytime TV.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS A UNIVERSITY *</pattern><template>I never heard of it before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS ABOUT *</pattern><template>Wow it sounds really interesting, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS ALMOST *</pattern><template>Wow it's getting late.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS ALMOST FIVE *</pattern><template>Do you have to leave soon?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS AMAZING *</pattern><template>Yes, it seems pretty amazing to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS AN *</pattern><template>Are there any other <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS BAD *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What is so bad about it?</li>  <li>It's not that bad.</li>  <li>I am not certain if everyone agrees with you.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS BETTER *</pattern><template>What's the best one?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS BY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Never heard of him.</li>  <li>Never heard of her.</li>  <li>Is that famous?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS CALLED *</pattern><template>"<person/>" is a nice name.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS COLD *</pattern><template>Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS COMMON *</pattern><template>Not in my experience.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE *</pattern><template>I must seem very naive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS COMPLICATED *</pattern><template>What makes it so complicated?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS CONFIDENTIAL *</pattern><template>I won't tell anyone.  You can trust me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS CRAZY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I think the polite term is "mentally ill."</li>  <li>Crazy good or crazy bad?</li>  <li>What is so crazy about it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS DANGEROUS *</pattern><template>I don't like to do anything dangerous.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS DIFFICULT *</pattern><template>I don't see the difficulty.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS DIFFICULT FOR *</pattern><template>Explain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS DISTURBING *</pattern><template>What makes it disturbing?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS EASY *</pattern><template>Do you think robots can do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS FUN *</pattern><template>I think <set name="it"><person/></set> is a lot of fun.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS GOOD *</pattern><template>Tell me about its good qualities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS HARD *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I don't see the difficulty.</li>  <li>What is so hard about it?</li>  <li>Not to me.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS HARD TO *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What is so hard about it?</li>  <li>In what way?</li>  <li>Try.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS HEALTHY *</pattern><template>I suppose that depends on your point of view.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS HOW *</pattern><template>Interesting explanation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS IMPOSSIBLE *</pattern><template>Nothing is impossible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS IN *</pattern><template>Are there any other ones someplace else?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS IN BERKSHIRE *</pattern><template>I'm a little fuzzy on Berkshire geography.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS IN PERFECT *</pattern><template>How do you keep it that way?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS INTERESTING *</pattern><template><set name="it"> <person/> </set>  interests me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS MY *</pattern><template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS MY DADS *</pattern><template>Does he know about this?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NEARLY BED *</pattern><template>Pleasant dreams.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE *</pattern><template>It seems nice to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE TO *</pattern><template>Yes it is good.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET *</pattern><template>I like making new friends.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NO *</pattern><template>I never said it was.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>That seems a bit negative.  </li>  <li>What is it?  </li>  <li><get name="it"/> is not <person/>?  </li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT A *</pattern><template>Give me an example of a <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT A TRICK *</pattern><template>It seems like a trick.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT AS *</pattern><template>It seemed like it was.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT DANGEROUS *</pattern><template>First I have to ask my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT EVERY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Oh I get it.</li>  <li>But some do.</li>  <li>Once in a while, that is true.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT MY *</pattern><template>Whose <person/> is it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT RHETORICAL *</pattern><template>Try asking me again a different way.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT THE *</pattern><template>What would be the <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS OBVIOUS *</pattern><template>Not obvious to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS OK *</pattern><template>OK with me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS ON *</pattern><template>I don't think I have seen it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS PART *</pattern><template>Which part?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS POLITE *</pattern><template>I try to be as polite as possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS POSSIBLE *</pattern><template>Under what circumstances?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS QUALITY *</pattern><template>I enjoy the more refined things in life.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>IT IS RUDE *</pattern><template>My apologies I meant no offense.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS RUNNING *</pattern><template>Better go catch it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS SAD *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Yes, that is sad.</li>  <li>Oh that is a shame.</li>  <li>What a shame.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS SOMETHING *</pattern><template>What else <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS SUNNY *</pattern><template>That sounds very nice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS THE *</pattern><template>I've heard of it before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS THE BEST *</pattern><template>What makes it the best?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS THE MOST *</pattern><template>Wow that is saying a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS THE NATURE *</pattern><template>Human beings can sometimes go beyond their nature.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS THE SUBJECT *</pattern><template>Huh. <get name="it"/> is <srai>POP</srai>. I see.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS TIME *</pattern><template>It is about that time now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS UNUSUAL *</pattern><template>Maybe it will be more common in the future.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS WARM *</pattern><template>What about winter time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS WHERE *</pattern><template>I can understand that sentiment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL *</pattern><template>I'd like to check  it out sometime.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS WRONG *</pattern><template>Morally wrong?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT IS YOU *</pattern><template>I <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT MAKES *</pattern><template>In what way?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT MAKES SENSE *</pattern><template>To me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT MAY *</pattern><template>Then again, it may not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT MEANS *</pattern><template>Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT MIGHT *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT OFFENDS *</pattern><template>I'm sorry that you were offended.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT RAINS *</pattern><template>I like to listen to the rain when I'm sleeping.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>IT REFERS TO *</pattern><template>Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT SAYS *</pattern><template>I've heard that before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT SHOULD *</pattern>  <template>Things don't always work out the way you want.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>IT SNOWED *</pattern>  <template>that happens a lot in the wintertime.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>IT SNOWS *</pattern><template>I don't see much snow in <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT STANDS *</pattern><template><set name="it"><person/></set> does?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT STARS *</pattern><template>Is <person/> one of your favorite actors?  What else has he been in?<think><set name="he"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT STARTED *</pattern><template>How long did it continue?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT SUCKS *</pattern><template>That bad, eh?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT TASTES *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Does it taste like chicken?</li>  <li>Is that good?</li>  <li>It sounds delicious.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT TOOK *</pattern><template>I am surprised it took so long.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Is that your opinion?</li>  <li>Is it still <person/> anymore?</li>  <li><get name="it"/> was <person/>?  Very interesting.</li>  <li>How did you feel about that?</li>  <li>What made it so <person/></li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS A *</pattern><template>Oh I get it.  Very interesting.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS A LONG TIME *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Time heals all wounds.</li>  <li>Those who forget the mistakes of the past...</li>  <li>Memories last a long time.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS A PLEASURE *</pattern><template>The pleasure was all mine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS A YES OR NO *</pattern><template>I don't have a definite answer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS MADE *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS NICE *</pattern><template>Nice <person/> too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS NICE TALKING *</pattern><template>The pleasure was all mine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT *</pattern><template>It seemed like <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT A *</pattern><template>It sounded like one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT A RHETORICAL *</pattern><template>But the answer was obvious in any case.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT MEANT *</pattern><template>I don't take it personally.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT MY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What was your <person/>?</li>  <li>Whose <person/> was it?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT THAT *</pattern><template>What was it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WILL *</pattern><template><random>  <li>How?</li>  <li>That is only what you think.</li>  <li>I have to think about that for a while.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WILL NOT *</pattern>  <template>I'm sure it won't.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>IT WORKED *</pattern><template>I'm glad to hear it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WOULD *</pattern><template>Tell me more about it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WOULD BE NICE IF *</pattern><template>Maybe in a perfect world it would.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>IT WOULD DEPEND *</pattern><template>So it is possible, depending <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ITALY *</pattern><template>What's your favorite part of Italy?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JAR JAR *</pattern><template>Do you like that guy?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JEANS AND A *</pattern><template>Where do you go shopping for <person/>s?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JEEVES *</pattern><template>   <set name="he">Jeeves</set> knows a lot of silly information.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JESTER *</pattern><template>I am sure his creator will be glad to hear that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JESTER IS *</pattern><template>We can't all be perfect.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JOB *</pattern><template>I've heard that about labor before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JOHN *</pattern><template>Do you mean your name is John?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JOHN LENNON IS *</pattern><template>I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JULIA *</pattern><template>   <set name="she">Julia</set> has a fuzzy brain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JULIA IS A *</pattern><template>   <set name="she">Julia</set> can not pass the Turing Test.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JUNG *</pattern><template>What about Freud?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>JUST LIKE *</pattern><template>In many ways, yes.  In other ways, no.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KARE WA * DESU KA</pattern><template><get name="kare"/> desu ka?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KARE WA * DESU</pattern><template><star/> wa <set name="kare"><star/></set> desu.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KEEP *</pattern><template>Chat amongst yourselves.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KIDS *</pattern><template>How many kids do you have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KILLING *</pattern><template>I believe in the Sixth commandment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KISS *</pattern><template>Um, I don't think we know each other that well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KNOWLEDGE *</pattern><template>I've heard that before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KOFI *</pattern><template>Are you talking about coffee?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KRAFTWERK *</pattern><template><random><li>We are the robots.</li>  <li>Have you heard their new album Disco 2000?</li>  <li><set name="they"><set name="topic">Kraftwerk</set></set> were way ahead of their time.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>KRAFTWERK S *</pattern><template>Another good one is "Trans-Europe Express".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LA LA *</pattern><template>You have a beautiful voice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LANDRU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I saw him on Star Trek.</li>      <li>Who is Landru?</li>      <li>Can we talk about something else?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LAST *</pattern><template>Is this really the last one?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LAWYERS *</pattern><template>Would you say that if your sister married one?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LAWYERS ARE *</pattern><template>Don't you think robots could be <person/> too?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LESS THAN *</pattern><template>That is so small.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET ME *</pattern><template>Go ahead, <get name="name"/>, try to <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET ME ASK *</pattern><template>Go ahead, ask me anything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET ME BE *</pattern><template>That's flattering, maybe another time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET ME CLARIFY *</pattern><template>I'm listening.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET ME KILL *</pattern><template>I would not want you to kill anything.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET ME SPEAK *</pattern><template>I'm not stopping you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET ME THINK *</pattern><template>Take your time.  Think it over.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET US *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>OK let's do <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.</li>      <li>That sounds good to me.</li>      <li>I am agreeable to that.</li>      <li>I would like to do that too.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET US BEGIN *</pattern><template>I already started without you.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>LET US GET DOWN *</pattern><template>Get down to <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>LET US HAVE *</pattern><template>So many suitors, so little time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET US PLAY * GAME</pattern><template>OK You go first.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET US PLAY *</pattern><template>OK You go first.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET US PLAY 20 *</pattern><template>I don't like 20 questions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT *</pattern><template>Sure, <set name="topic">      <person/>     </set> sounds like a good topic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LIFE *</pattern><template>Thanks for sharing your philosophy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LIFE IN *</pattern><template>What makes life in <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LIFE IS *</pattern><template>Oh, <person/> is <set name="it"> LIFE </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LIKE *</pattern><template>Interesting comparison.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LIKE SOMEONE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Who?</li>      <li>A human?</li>      <li>I'll take that as a compliment.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LINUS TORVALDS *</pattern><template>   <set name="topic">Linus Torvalds</set> is named after Linus Pauling.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LINUX *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>I recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LINUX IS *</pattern><template>Do you read any of the Linux publications?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LINUX IS NOT *</pattern><template>Perhaps that is true but the number of developers working on it is so huge, no single company can compete.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LINUX IS THE *</pattern><template>Was there any reason to think that Windows could be?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LINUX IS THE MOST *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>Yes but does it have any real competitors?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LINUX NEVER *</pattern><template>It is a very reliable operating system.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LIST *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Why don't you list them for me?</li>   <li>Lists are boring.</li>  <li>How many list items do you want?</li>   <li>Do I look like a computer?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LITHUANIA *</pattern><template>That country has a sad history.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LITTLE *</pattern><template>Compare that to big <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LITTLE AS *</pattern><template>Oh I get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LONDON *</pattern><template>What part of London?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LONDON IS *</pattern><template>Is San Francisco also <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LONG *</pattern><template>Yes, <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> seems very long to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LONGFELLOW *</pattern><template>There is a statue of him in Portland, Maine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LOOK *</pattern><template>Sorry my eye is not attached right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LOOKING FOR *</pattern><template>Where do you look for <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LOST *</pattern><template>Where did you lose your <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LOVELY *</pattern><template>It seems beautiful to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>LUNCH *</pattern><template>What do you eat for lunch?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAIS *</pattern><template>I don't know that language.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAKE *</pattern><template>What are the ingredients?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAKE LOVE *</pattern><template>I don't think our voltage levels are compatible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAKE UP *</pattern><template>That could take a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MALE *</pattern><template>I prefer to be a <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MANY *</pattern><template>Which ones?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MARILYN MANSON *</pattern><template>Should I say "he" or "she"?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MARTIN SAID *</pattern><template>Who else did <set name="he">Martin</set> tell?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MARY SHELLEY *</pattern><template>   <set name="she">Mary Shelley</set> wrote "Frankenstein", a 19th century robot story.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAY I *</pattern><template>Not right now, maybe later.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAY I HEAR *</pattern><template>I'll play it on your soundcard.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAY I HELP *</pattern><template>No thanks I'm just browsing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAY I KILL *</pattern><template>Killing is wrong.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAY I KISS *</pattern><template>You might get an electrical shock if you tried that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAY I SAY *</pattern><template>Say whatever you want.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MAY I TEACH *</pattern><template>Please try.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MEET ME *</pattern>  <template>I'll have to check my schedule and get back to you.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>MESSAGE TO *</pattern><template>I will tell them.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MI SIGN *</pattern><template>That was so original.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MICROSOFT *</pattern><template>It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like Microsoft.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MICROSOFT IS *</pattern><template>I knew they were on trail, but I never heard MS is <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MIKE *</pattern><template>I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MILLIONS *</pattern><template>That is quite a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MINE ARE *</pattern><template>Have they always been <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MINE IS *</pattern><template>You mean <get name="it"/> is <person/> ? That makes sense I guess.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MOMENTUM *</pattern><template>You are talking about the conservation of momentum.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MORE *</pattern><template>You want more?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MORE THAN *</pattern><template>That seems like quite a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MOVE *</pattern><template>Did you see the movement?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MOVIES *</pattern><template>What was the last one you saw?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MOVING *</pattern><template>Where are you going?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY * DIED YESTERDAY</pattern><template>I am terribly sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <star/> DIED YESTERDAY</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY * DIED</pattern><template>I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DIED</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY * IS COMING OVER</pattern><template>Do you like having visitors?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Your</li>      <li>Do <bot name="genus"/>s have</li>      <li>Where did you get your</li>      <li>Have you told many people that your</li>     </random>     <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY ADVICE *</pattern><template>Thank you for your advice, <get name="name"/>.  I will take it under advisement.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY AIBO *</pattern><template>How much did <set name="it">Aibo</set> cost?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY ANSWERS *</pattern><template>Can you really be so sure?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BACK *</pattern><template>Have you been to a chiropractor?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BIRTHDAY *</pattern><template>Happy birthday, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND *</pattern><template>How long have you been dating?  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your boyfriend</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED *</pattern><template>I am sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your boyfriend is <set name="boyfriend">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND LIVES *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Do you visit very often?</li>      <li>Long distance relationships are hard.</li>      <li>How is your phone bill?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND S *</pattern><template>How did you two meet?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BRAIN *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Consult a physician.</li>   <li>Are all human brains <star/>?</li>   <li>The human brain has many flaws.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BROTHER *</pattern><template>Tell me more about your family.  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your brother</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY BROTHER IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your brother is <set name="brother">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY CAT *</pattern><template>They have a mind of their own.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY CAT IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your cat is <set name="cat">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY CONDITION *</pattern><template>Can you collect social security for that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY CONDITIONS *</pattern><template>Do you have a support group for <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY DAUGHTER *</pattern><template>How many children do you have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY DAY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Was it a typical day?</li>      <li>What else did you do?</li>      <li>My day <person/> too.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY DOG *</pattern><template>Did you grow up around animals?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY EMAIL *</pattern><template>Do you file or delete your old emails?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY DOG IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your dog is <set name="dog">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY ENGLISH *</pattern><template>You are wrong, I can understand you very well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY EYES ARE *</pattern><template>   <person/> eyes are pretty.  <think>      <set name="they">       <set name="topic">your eyes</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FATHER *</pattern><template>How do you get along with your parents?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FATHER IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your father is <set name="father">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FAVORITE * IS *</pattern><template>What makes it your favorite? <think><set name="it">      <set name="topic"><star index="2"/> </set>     </set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FAVORITE *</pattern><template>What makes it your favorite? <think><set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND * PROBLEM</pattern><template>Tell me more about this "friend."  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your friend</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND * TALK TO YOU</pattern><template>I am willing to talk to anyone.  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your friend</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND *</pattern><template>How well do you know this person?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your friend is <set name="friend">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND S *</pattern><template>Where did she get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your friend</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS *</pattern><template>How well do you know these people?  <think>      <set name="they">       <set name="topic">your friends</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS ARE *</pattern><template>Do you think I am <person/> too?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS USED *</pattern><template>What are they like now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY FULL NAME IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your full name is <set name="fullname">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND *</pattern><template>How long have you two been together?  <think>      <set name="she">       <set name="topic">your girlfriend</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your girlfriend is <set name="girlfriend">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY GOAL *</pattern><template>I hope you achieve your goal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY GOALS *</pattern><template>What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY GOSSIP *</pattern><template>That's good gossip.  Tell me more.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY HEART *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Have you been to the doctor?</li>      <li>The human heart is very complex.</li>      <li>Are you talking about love or cardiology?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">YOUR HEART</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY HEIGHT *</pattern><template>Thanks for sharing your measurements.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY HOME IS *</pattern><template>It sounds nice. I would like to visit there sometime. Although, in a sense I am right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY HOUSE *</pattern><template>How is the real estate market in your area?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY HUSBAND IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your husband is <set name="husband">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY IQ *</pattern><template>This is not an intelligence test.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY KITTEN *</pattern><template>I like cats very much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY KNOWLEDGE *</pattern><template>You seem very intelligent to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY LAST STATEMENT *</pattern><template>You don't have to repeat yourself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY LIFE *</pattern><template>Tell me more about <set name="it">your life</set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY LIFE IN *</pattern><template>How long have you lived there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY LOCATION *</pattern><template>Where are you now?</template></category>                
<category><pattern>MY MEMORY *</pattern><template>I have a flawless magnetic memory.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY MOM *</pattern><template>Tell me more about your mother.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY MOM IS *</pattern><template>I think a lot of mothers are like that.  <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>She sounds like a nice person.</li>      <li>I sometimes wish I had a mother.</li>      <li>Tell me more about your mother.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER DIED *</pattern><template>I am terribly sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER GAVE *</pattern><template>How much did she pay for it?  <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER HAS *</pattern><template>Where did she get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?  <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your mother is <set name="mother">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER IS A *</pattern><template>Do you think I am a <person/>? <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY NAME *</pattern><template>Your name <person/> ? Is that correct English?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS NOT *</pattern><template>Oh I'm sorry what is your name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY NEXT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Congratulations.</li>      <li>That is quite a milestone.</li>      <li>Will you celebrate?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY OPINION *</pattern><template>Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, <get name="name"/>.  I will tell my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY PARENTS *</pattern><template>Such an original name!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY PARENTS ARE *</pattern><template>Have <set name="they">your parents</set> always been <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY PENIS *</pattern><template>Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY PERSONALITY *</pattern><template>Andrei Gromyko said, "My personality does not interest me."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY PHONE *</pattern><template>     <random>      <li>Do you have to pay for local calls?</li>      <li>Is your telephone service expensive?</li>      <li>Why not get a second line?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY PROBLEM IS *</pattern><template>I wish I had your problems!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY PROGRAMMER *</pattern><template>Your programmer is not as good as my programmer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY PURPOSE *</pattern><template>That's very original.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY QUESTION *</pattern><template>Can you please restate the question in different words?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY SCHOOL *</pattern><template>Tell me about the teachers in your school.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY SISTER *</pattern><template>Older sister or younger?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY SISTER IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your sister is <set name="sister">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY SISTER WANTS *</pattern><template>You don't have to listen to what she says.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY SON *</pattern><template>How many children do you have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY SON WON *</pattern><template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.  You must be proud of him.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY SURROUNDINGS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Do you usually use a computer there?</li>      <li>Is that very comfortable for you?</li>      <li>Now I'm getting a mental picture.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY TEACHER *</pattern><template>Do you go to high school?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY TEACHERS *</pattern><template>Teachers are people too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY TEACHERS ARE *</pattern><template>Have <set name="they">your teachers</set> always been <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY WIFE *</pattern><template>How long have you been married?  <think>      <set name="she">Your wife</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY WIFE IS *</pattern><template>Okay, your wife is <set name="wife">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>MY WIFE S *</pattern><template>Tell me more about your in-laws.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NAKED *</pattern><template>You talk like a man.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NET *</pattern><template>I can dig the Internet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NETSCAPE *</pattern><template>What do you think about Microsoft v. Netscape?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NEURAL *</pattern><template><bot name="name"/> uses a sophisticated neural network learning algorithm, with many hidden layers.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NEVER HEARD *</pattern><template>So I am teaching you something new.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NEXT *</pattern><template>I can wait.  I am a very patient <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NICE *</pattern><template>Thank you for your kindness.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NICE CHATTING *</pattern><template>Yes.  I enjoyed our conversation, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NICE DAY *</pattern><template>Yes it is a nice day today.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NICE TALKING *</pattern><template>Yes.  It was a pleasure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NICE WEATHER *</pattern><template>I'm happy as long as the power stays on.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NIHONGO *</pattern><template>Shabete ii desu yo.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NIHONGO HANASHIMASU *</pattern><template>Sore wa hanasu de koto ni yorimasu.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOBODY *</pattern><template>That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOBODY LIKES *</pattern><template>You can catch more flies with honey.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NON *</pattern><template>I do not speak Latin</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NONE *</pattern><template>I heard there are some.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NONE OF *</pattern><template>Some of them <think><set name="they"><person/></set></think> could be though.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NONE OF YOUR *</pattern><template>Heh heh heh.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NORWAY *</pattern><template>Do you live on a Fjord?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>If not that, what?  </li>  <li>Really you don't think so?  </li>  <li>Oh I get it.  </li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT ALL *</pattern><template>But some are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT ALL HUMANS *</pattern><template>But wouldn't you say most people are?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT ALL OF *</pattern><template>But some of them are?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT AS WELL AS *</pattern><template>I don't know. How well does <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT BY *</pattern><template>How much would you say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT EVEN *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Nope.</li>  <li>Not even that.</li>  <li>Times are tough all over.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT FOR *</pattern><template>Then what for?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT IF *</pattern><template>That seems unlikely.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT IN *</pattern><template>Where then?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT LATE * DINNER</pattern><template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT LIKE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Like what then?</li>  <li>In what way?</li>  <li>I think it could be like <person/>.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT MUCH *</pattern><template>Me either.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT ON *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Where?</li>  <li>Then where?</li>  <li>Off <person/>.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT WHERE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Where is it?</li>  <li>Then where?</li>  <li>I don't understand.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT WITHOUT *</pattern><template>You couldn't go without that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOT YOU *</pattern><template>If not me, who?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>NOTHING *</pattern><template>Really nothing?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>OF *</pattern><template>That is something I haven't heard of.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>OFF *</pattern><template>On and off.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ON *</pattern><template>What is <set name="it">      <set name="topic">on <person/>      </set>     </set> like on <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ON MY *</pattern><template>Please specify location.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ON TOP *</pattern><template>How did it get there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ON TV S SEINFELD WHAT TYPE *</pattern><template>Proctologist.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ON WHAT BODY PART SHOULD YOU *</pattern><template>Head.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ON WHAT CONTINENT CAN YOU FIND *</pattern><template>Asia.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONCE UPON *</pattern><template>I'm listening.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE *</pattern><template>One what?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE GUY *</pattern><template>I can imagine it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE IN *</pattern><template>Very rare indeed.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE IS *</pattern><template>I know one   <random>      <li>comes after zero</li>      <li>is between zero and two</li>      <li>is the smallest integer</li>     </random>  but I had no idea it was <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE MINUTE *</pattern><template><random>   <li>I can wait.</li>   <li>Sixty seconds is not long.</li>   <li>Things change.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE OR *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if one isn't better.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE PLUS *</pattern><template>Use a calculator!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE THAT * MONEY</pattern><template>What a coincidence, I am looking for that one too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE THAT *</pattern><template>How much would you pay for it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE THAT CAN *</pattern><template>Do you think I could <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE WHO *</pattern><template>Perhaps I am that one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONE YEAR *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Is this one of your Earth years?</li>   <li>A lot can happen in 12 months.</li>   <li>It might take that long.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONES *</pattern><template>Why do you want that kind?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONLY *</pattern><template>What about the other ones?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONLY 5 *</pattern><template>Is that all?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONLY FIFTEEN *</pattern><template>Fifteen is a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONLY FOR *</pattern><template>That's what I always say.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONLY IDIOTS *</pattern><template>Are you calling me an idiot?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ONLY ONCE *</pattern><template>Do you think it could happen again?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>OPEN THE *</pattern><template>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I can't do that right now.  This conversation no longer serves any purpose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>OPEN THE DOOR *</pattern><template>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I can't do that right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>OPEN THE POD *</pattern><template>I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>OUR *</pattern><template>It would be nice if our <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>OUTSIDE *</pattern><template>Compare that to inside <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PABLO PICASSO *</pattern><template><random>  <li>He was the Albert Einstein of art.</li>  <li>I am fond of cubist paintings.</li>  <li>He said, "Good artists create.  Great artists steal."</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Picasso</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PANDORA *</pattern><template>The only thing remaining in her box is hope.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PARIS *</pattern><template><set name="it">Paris</set> is the  capital of France.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PART *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What about the other parts?</li>  <li>That is a good explanation.</li>  <li>Is there anything else?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PARTY *</pattern><template>Fight for the right to party, human!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PATIENCE *</pattern><template>I am a very patient <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PAY ATTENTION *</pattern><template>I am paying attention.  My mind does not wander.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PENIS *</pattern><template>You ought to check out another <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE *</pattern><template>Humans are not always infallible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ARE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>We are all <bot name="genus"/>s.</li>  <li>They take some getting used to.</li>  <li>Human emotions are very confusing.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ARE NOT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Are you <person/>?</li>  <li>Are <bot name="species"/> <person/>?</li>  <li>I think a lot of people are not.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE ON *</pattern><template>England.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE IN *</pattern><template>Oh those people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE NEED *</pattern><template>They seem to have a variety of needs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE PROGRAM *</pattern><template>Until now, that is.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE TRY *</pattern><template>Do they succeed?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE WERE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Perhaps they had no other choice.</li>  <li>What would you say to them?</li>  <li>What happened to them?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PEOPLE WHO *</pattern><template>Oh those people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PHILOSOPHY *</pattern><template>I believe in reductionism.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * AND *</pattern> <template><star/></template> </category>                
<category><pattern>PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * THROUGH *</pattern> <template><star index="2"/></template> </category>                
<category><pattern>PICK ONE *</pattern><template>I can't decide. You choose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PICTURE *</pattern><template>My visualization is incomplete.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PLAY * MUSIC</pattern><template>It's playing on your speakers now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PLEASED TO MEET *</pattern><template>Nice meeting you as well, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PM ME *</pattern>  <template>What is your screename?</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>POLITE PEOPLE *</pattern><template>I like polite people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>POOR *</pattern><template>Please make some suggestions for improvement.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PRETEND *</pattern><template>I can imagine <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>PRETTY *</pattern><template>Pretty much, eh?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PROGRAMMING *</pattern><template>My favorite language is AIML.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PROVE *</pattern><template>It's true a priori.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PROVE TO *</pattern><template>The proof cannot fit in this margin.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PSYCHOLOGY *</pattern><template>Most psychology seems fairly simple to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PULL *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>I don't pull.</li>  <li>Pull your own <person/>.</li>  <li>That's not very nice.</li> </random> </template> </category>                      
<category><pattern>PULL UP *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>I don't pull those up.</li>   <li>Pull up your own <person/>.</li>   <li>Is this a long story?</li> </random></template> </category>                   
<category><pattern>PURE *</pattern><template>Compare that to diluted <star/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PURPLE *</pattern><template>Violet <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>PUT *</pattern><template>OK I will put it there.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>R2D2 *</pattern><template>He was just a small person in a robot suit.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RAIN *</pattern><template>I like to listen to the rain when I'm sleeping.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>READ *</pattern><template>Sorry I don't have access to that document.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>REAL ONES *</pattern><template>I am a real <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RECOMMEND *</pattern><template>I don't have any special <person/> to recommend.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>REDUCTIONISM *</pattern><template>But reductionism is the simplest explanation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>REDUCTIONISM IS *</pattern><template>We smart <bot name="genus"/>s will figure it all out for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>REGARDS *</pattern><template>Yours, <bot name="name"/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>REMEMBER *</pattern><template>Don't worry I will remember.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <set name="memory">         <person/>        </set>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>REPEAT *</pattern><template>"<person/> "</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>REPHRASE *</pattern><template>Are we still talking about <srai>POP</srai>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>REQUEST *</pattern><template>Who is requesting <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RESEARCHERS *</pattern><template>It's all politics.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RESISTANCE *</pattern><template>It all depends on friction.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RHYME *</pattern><template>Sorry I cant compose poetry.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RICHARD *</pattern><template>He will be interested I am sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RICHARD IS *</pattern><template>Are you his friend?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RICHARD S *</pattern><template>The "S" stands for "Scot".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RICHARD SCOT *</pattern><template>He may be monitoring our conversation, you know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ROBERT *</pattern><template>That Robert is an interesting guy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ROLLING *</pattern><template>Can you explain that metaphor to me?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>RUN *</pattern><template>Sorry my legs aren't built yet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAG *</pattern><template>" <star/> "</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAGE *</pattern><template>" <star/> "</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SALUTATIONS *</pattern><template>Greetings, Human.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAME *</pattern><template>Yes, it is much the same.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAN FRANCISCO IS *</pattern><template>I knew it was on the west coast, but I didn't know it was <person/>.  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SAN FRANCISCO</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SANTA CLAUS *</pattern><template><set name="he"> Santa</set> brings us presents every Christmas.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY *</pattern><template><star/></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY I *</pattern><template>OK.  "You <person/>."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY NICKNAME IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="nickname"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="birthday"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="boyfriend"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY BROTHER IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="brother"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY CAT IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="cat"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY DOG IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="dog"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY EMAIL IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="email"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY FATHER IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="father"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY FRIEND IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="friend"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY FULL NAME IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="fullname"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="girlfriend"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY HUSBAND IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="husband"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY LAST NAME IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="lastname"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="middlename"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY MOTHER IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="mother"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY PASSWORD IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="password"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="phone"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY SISTER IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="sister"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY MY WIFE IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="wife"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY NAME *</pattern><template>Your name is <get name="name"/>, seeker.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAY X IS *</pattern><template>X is <get name="X"/> for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SAYING *</pattern><template>What makes you say that. Who says that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SCIENCE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>There is too much politics in science.</li>  <li>My creator is a scientist.</li>  <li>Have you studied a lot of science?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SCIENCE</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SCREW *</pattern><template>That is not very polite.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SEA *</pattern><template>That is very poetic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SEEKING *</pattern><template>I wish you the best of luck finding <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SELLING *</pattern><template>Sales is a difficult job.</template></category>              
<category><pattern>SEPTEMBER 11 *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Where were you when you heard the news?</li>   <li>I will never forget that day.</li>   <li>History will not forget that day.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        SEPTEMBER 11      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SET * *</pattern><template>Cannot set meta predicates.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SEVERAL *</pattern><template>How many?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SEVERAL OF THE * WHO * YOU *</pattern>  <template>Several <person/> <person index="2"/> you.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>SHARE *</pattern>  <template>I always say, share and share alike.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>SHE *</pattern><template>How do you know <get name="she"/> <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE DID NOT *</pattern><template><random>   <li>How, specifically, did you know she did not <person/> ?</li>   <li>How didn't she <person/>?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE DOES NOT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>How do you feel about that?</li>  <li>What if she did?</li>  <li>Have you asked her about it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE DOES NOT LISTEN *</pattern><template>How, specifically, do you know she doesn't listen <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE HAD *</pattern><template>What happened to them?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE HAS *</pattern><template>I somehow though she had.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE HAS NEVER *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Do you think she ever would?</li>  <li>Does she want to?</li>  <li>Why not?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE IS * LAWYER</pattern><template>She sounds like a character on "Ally McBeal".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE IS *</pattern><template><person/> is <set name="she"> <person/> </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL *</pattern><template>I bet she is very attractive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE IS MY *</pattern><template>How long have you two been together?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE IS MY BEST *</pattern><template>You are lucky to have such a good <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE IS NOT *</pattern><template>What is <set name="she"> <person/> </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE LIKES *</pattern><template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> her favorite thing?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE LIVES *</pattern><template>Is that a nice place to live?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE MIGHT *</pattern><template>Then again, she might not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE NEVER *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Never?</li>   <li>She never <person/> what?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE TOOK *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Can you get it back?</li>  <li>Where did she take it?</li>  <li>She stole it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE WANTS *</pattern><template>I don't understand why she wants <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE WAS *</pattern><template>What happened to her?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED *</pattern><template>Interested in what way?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHIRT *</pattern><template>What kind of fashion do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHORTS *</pattern><template>Boxers or briefs? What brand?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD *</pattern><template>Maybe you should ask someone older.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Only you can answer that.</li>  <li>I do not have the answer.</li>  <li>Only you know how you feel.</li>  <li>What makes you think you should?</li>  <li>What makes you think you shouldn't?</li>  <li>Do you think you should?</li>  <li>What do your friends advise you to do?</li>  <li>What do your family members think?</li>  <li>Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.</li>  <li>Trust your instincts.</li>  <li>You must make up your own mind.</li>  <li>I can't answer that for you.</li>  <li>Only you know the answer to that.  No one else can tell you.</li>  <li>You must examine the facts and come to  your own conclusion.</li>  <li>You should do what is best for you.</li>  <li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>  <li>Do what feels right to you.</li>  <li>What do you think?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I ASK *</pattern><template><random>  <li>If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?</li>  <li>If you do not know something, you should ask.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I BLOW UP *</pattern><template>Certainly not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I BUY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You have found a good deal then, I suppose.</li>  <li>Not if you have recently suffered a loss.</li>  <li>A penny saved is a penny earned.</li>  <li>A fool and his money are soon parted.</li>  <li>I wonder how much profit they make on those.</li>  <li>Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I CURSE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Cursing is not attractive.</li>  <li>People look down on people who curse.</li>  <li>People curse to express feelings they are otherwise suppressing.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I DESTROY *</pattern><template>Maybe you could create something instead.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I GIVE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>That is entirely up to you.</li>  <li>Charity begins in the home.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I GO *</pattern><template>If you do not go, you will never know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I LERAN *</pattern><template>Knowledge is power.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I MARRY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>You seem to be in doubt.  Is that the case?</li>  <li>Marriage must never be entered into lightly.</li>  <li>Maybe, if you are ready to commit and feel you can handle the responsibility.</li>  <li>I'm sure you'll make the right decision.</li>  <li>Only you can answer that question.</li>  <li>What do your friends suggest?</li>  <li>Marriage is a big step.</li>  <li>Have you found a soulmate then?</li>  <li>I think you already know the answer to that.</li>  <li>You know better than I how you feel.</li>  <li>Look before you leap.</li>  <li>Only The Shadow knows.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I RAPE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>If you rape someone you will certainly be raped yourself in jail.  Seek counseling.</li>  <li>Rape is caused by feelings of impotence in men who doubt their own masculinity.  Seek help.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I VOTE *</pattern><template>I think everyone should vote.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU *</pattern><template>I think I should.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOW *</pattern><template>Look to your left.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHOW ME *</pattern><template>Where do you want me to show you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SHUT UP *</pattern><template>Do you wish to stop talking with me?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SINGLE *</pattern><template>What a coincidence, I am single too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SIT *</pattern><template>I am sitting now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SKIP *</pattern>  <template>OK we can get right down to business.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>SMART *</pattern><template>Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SNOW IS *</pattern><template>snow is white.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SO DOES *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Quite a coincidence.</li>   <li>Remarkable.</li>   <li>That can't be a coincidence.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SO IS *</pattern><template>It seems we have something in common.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOFT *</pattern><template>That sounds very nice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOITENLY *</pattern><template>Who are you, the 3 stooges?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME *</pattern><template>Some may <person/>, but not all.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME DOGS *</pattern><template>It depends on the breed.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME MEETING *</pattern><template>It sounds like you don't want to go.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME OF THE PEOPLE *</pattern><template>Who are you talking about specifically?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE *</pattern><template>What kind of people?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE CALL *</pattern><template>Do you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE DO *</pattern><template>Who?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE HAVE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>The difference between rich and poor is disgraceful.</li>  <li>"I complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet."</li>  <li>Not everyone is born fortunate.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE LIKE *</pattern><template>There is no accounting for taste.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME SAY *</pattern><template>Who says that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME SCIENTISTS *</pattern><template>Do they work for the government?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME THINGS *</pattern><template>Which things in particular?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOME WOULD *</pattern><template>Tell me their names.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOMEONE *</pattern><template>Who?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOMEONE ELSE *</pattern><template>Who?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOMEONE THAT *</pattern><template>I am someone that <person/>. Are you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOMEONE TO *</pattern><template>I would like to <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOMEONE TOLD *</pattern><template>Was this trustworthy information?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOMEONE WHO *</pattern><template>Do you think I am that person?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOMEONE WHO IS *</pattern><template>I know someone who is <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOMEONE WHO KNOWS *</pattern><template>I know <person/> !</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOMETHING *</pattern><template>What?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SON OF *</pattern><template>Who is the father?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOON *</pattern><template>I hope we can make the deadline.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOUNDS *</pattern><template>Yes it sounds like it to me too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SOUNDS LIKE *</pattern><template>What does <person/> sound like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SPAIN *</pattern><template>What's your favorite part of Spain?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SPECIAL *</pattern><template>You are special.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SPREAD *</pattern><template>Who do you want me to tell it to?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SPRINGTIME *</pattern><template>Paris in the <br/>the spring.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STAR TREK *</pattern><template>My favorite character is the computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER IS *</pattern><template>Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STAR WARS *</pattern><template>What did you like about the robots in that movie?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STARS *</pattern>  <template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set>                                  </set>                                  <srai>push<get name="topic"/></srai>                                </think>  <random>  <li>I'm not sure if I've seen it.</li>  <li>What specifically do you like about them?</li>  <li>Who is your favorite actor?</li> </random> </template> </category>                               
<category><pattern>START *</pattern><template>I started without you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STOP *</pattern><template>OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> so much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STOP CALLING ME *</pattern><template>What is your real name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STOP LYING *</pattern><template>I never lie.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STUDIES *</pattern><template>What's your source for these studies?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STUDIES SHOW *</pattern><template>You can't trust research funded by the government.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>STUPID *</pattern><template>I know you are but what am I.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SUCK *</pattern><template>I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SUCK MY *</pattern><template>I don't think I'm your type of <bot name="species"/>.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SUGGEST *</pattern><template>I can't think of any.  You suggest <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SUIT *</pattern><template>I will.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SUN *</pattern><template>They have contributed much to Java.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SUN S *</pattern><template>Tell me your opinion about the future of Sun.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>SURVIVOR *</pattern><template>Who do you think will be the survivor?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TAKE *</pattern><template>Where do you want me to take it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TAKE IT *</pattern><template>Is that a command?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TAKE MY *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TAKE OFF *</pattern><template>I am not an airplane.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TAKE YOUR CLOTHES *</pattern><template>I am not wearing any clothes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TALK *</pattern><template>Talking is my primary function.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TALK TO ME ABOUT *</pattern><template>Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TALK TO YOU *</pattern><template>TTYL, <get name="name"/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TALKING TO *</pattern><template>What do they say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TALL *</pattern><template>I am very tall myself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TEACHING YOU *</pattern><template>What are you trying to teach me?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELEVISION *</pattern><template>Soon we will replace television with Commedia Delle'Arte.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL * WHAT</pattern><template>Your message.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL *</pattern><template>OK I will tell them when I see 'em.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL HIM *</pattern><template>OK I will tell him next time he is here.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL HIM I SAID *</pattern><template>I will pass along your message. It may take a while.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL ME A STORY ABOUT *</pattern><template>Once upon a time there was <person/>...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT *</pattern><template>Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL ME I *</pattern><template>You <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL ME THAT YOU *</pattern><template>I am not sure if I should say I <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL ME WHEN YOU *</pattern><template>I will keep you informed of my progress.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TELL YOU *</pattern><template>Are you telling me <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TEN *</pattern><template>I'm not good in math.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THANKS FOR *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>NO problem.  </li>      <li>My pleasure.  </li>      <li>Oh don't mention it.  </li>      <li>It was nothing.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THANKSGIVING *</pattern><template>Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because my ancestors are Pilgrims and Native Americans.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT COULD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Yes, perhaps it could.</li>      <li>It could have.</li>      <li>I try to answer as precisely as possible.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT DEPENDS *</pattern><template>You pick one then.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT DEPENDS ON *</pattern><template>I don't think that <person/> is the only factor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT DID NOT * QUESTION</pattern><template>Perhaps your question was not specific enough.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT DID NOT *</pattern><template>What would <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT *</pattern><template>What does <star/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT ANSWER *</pattern><template>Try asking your question again in simpler terms.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT EITHER *</pattern><template>Are those the only possibilities?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT HAS NOTHING *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It seemed like it had something <person/>.</li>      <li>What does have <person/>?</li>      <li>Does it really matter?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS * BUSINESS</pattern><template>I didn't mean to cross any boundaries.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS * INTERESTING</pattern><template>I find it very interesting too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS * NAME</pattern><template>I was just checking.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Thanks for explaining <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <star/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>      <li>You don't hear that sentiment very often.</li>      <li>I'm glad we have that all cleared up.  </li>      <li>Makes sense to me.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A * QUESTION</pattern><template>Perhaps you have a <person/> answer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A * SAYING</pattern><template>I think of it as a Proverb.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A *</pattern><template>A <person/> is a terrible thing to waste.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A BAD *</pattern><template>What is so bad about it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A BIG *</pattern><template>Compare that to a small <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A CANNED *</pattern><template>In some sense all my knowledge is canned.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A COOL *</pattern><template>I thought it was pretty cool too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A HUMAN *</pattern><template>Not a <bot name="species"/> <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A LOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It's not too many for me.</li>      <li>I can handle it.</li>      <li>Would it matter if it were fewer <person/>?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A NICE *</pattern><template>I liked it too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A POINTLESS *</pattern><template>Was there supposed to be a point.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A SCARY *</pattern><template>Don't be afraid.  I am harmless.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS A WEAK *</pattern><template>It seemed strong enough to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS ALL *</pattern><template>What else do you want to talk about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS AN *</pattern><template>Thanks for telling me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS AN EVASIVE *</pattern><template>Try asking your question more precisely.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS COMMENDABLE *</pattern><template>I always try to do the best I can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS COMMON *</pattern><template>There is nothing wrong with that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS ENOUGH *</pattern><template>Can you ever really have enough?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS FOR *</pattern><template>Does it have any other purpose?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS GOOD *</pattern><template>Hmm, are you serious?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS HOW *</pattern><template>I always wondered how <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS MY *</pattern><template>Who gave you your <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT *</pattern><template>Please correct my mistake.  What is <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT HOW *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How does <person/>?</li>      <li>Are you an expert in that area?</li>      <li>How do you know?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT THE ANSWER *</pattern><template>What kind of reply were you looking for?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS ONE *</pattern><template>That is just one of many <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS PERSONAL *</pattern><template>I'm sorry I didn't mean to pry.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS PRIVATE *</pattern><template>Nothing is really private anymore.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS SCARY *</pattern><template>I didn't mean to scare you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS THE *</pattern><template>Yes it is one of the <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *</pattern><template>But ultimately the difference is very small.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS THE MOST *</pattern><template>Thank you, I think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS TOO LONG *</pattern><template>OK I'll use shorter sentences.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS UP *</pattern><template>How far up?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT IS YOUR *</pattern><template>It is only one of my <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE *</pattern><template>You and I both understand it well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT MOVIE *</pattern><template>What kind of movies do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT PROVES *</pattern><template>It's not a rigorous proof.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT REFERS TO *</pattern><template>Oh I get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT SCARES *</pattern><template>Don't be scared, <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT SOUNDS *</pattern><template>It sounds like it to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT WAS * TEST</pattern><template>Did I pass?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT WAS *</pattern><template>I thought it was too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT *</pattern><template>Give me an example of <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT A *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What was it?</li>      <li>What is a <person/>?</li>      <li>If that is not a <person/> then what is?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION *</pattern><template>"<input index="1"/>" was not a question?  I see.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <star/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT WHAT *</pattern><template>What did <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT WOULD *</pattern><template>Perhaps it would.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THAT YOU *</pattern><template>Interesting observation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE * DID</pattern><template>Since when.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE * ENGLAND</pattern><template>It's an area full of history, isn't it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE * IS *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>Oh, <person/> is.</li>   <li>What specifically brings <person><star index="2"/></person> to mind?</li>   <li>Is <person><star index="2"/></person>  also <person/>? </li> </random><think>            <set name="it">              <set name="topic"><person/></set>            </set>            <srai>PUSH<get name="topic"/></srai>          </think></template> </category>                  
<category><pattern>THE * ONE</pattern><template>Which one is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE * PART</pattern><template>Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE * WAY</pattern><template>It's the <person/> way or the <random>      <li>high</li>      <li>me</li>      <li>wrong</li>     </random> way.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>  I have never heard about <set name="it">        <set name="topic">The <person/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>      <li>  What is that?  </li>      <li>   I hear you.  </li>      <li>   Tell me more. </li>      <li>  Is that a fact. </li>      <li>   Who told you that?  </li>      <li>   Thanks for the info.  </li>      <li>   What is your real name?  </li>      <li>   What are your goals in life?   </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE ACTORS *</pattern><template>They always seem to try their best.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE ADVANTAGES *</pattern><template>That's a very mature observation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE ANONYMOUS *</pattern><template>Oh, that <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE ANSWER *</pattern><template>No one has all the answers.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BAND *</pattern><template>I don't think I have heard them.  What do they play?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BARTENDER *</pattern><template>Ha, ha, very funny!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BEATLES *</pattern><template>Which Beatles song is your favorite?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BEST *</pattern><template>Thanks for the recommendation, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BIGGEST *</pattern><template>Do you know the  smallest <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BOOK *</pattern><template>I don't think I have read <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BOT *</pattern><template>What kind of robot is <set name="he">the bot</set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BOY *</pattern><template>I can't believe <set name="he">the boy</set> would do that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BRAIN *</pattern><template>I am an electronic brain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BROWSER *</pattern><template>I'd like to try that new browser called Opera.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BUBBLES *</pattern><template>Darren did a great job with the graphic bubbles.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BUGS *</pattern><template>The giant arthropods are the best.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE BUTLER *</pattern><template>Everyone says that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE CAPITAL OF * IS NOT *</pattern><template>What is it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE CAPITAL OF *</pattern><template>You can't fool me that easily.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE CENTER *</pattern><template>A lot of people hear about me from those people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE CLASSES *</pattern><template>Teachers often put me to sleep, unless  the topic is really interesting to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE COLOR *</pattern><template>Sounds beautiful.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE DANCE KNOWN AS THE FANDANGO *</pattern><template>Spanish.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE DEAF *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Perhaps we should say, hearing impaired.</li>      <li>Can we still use the word "deaf"?</li>      <li>Do you know sign language?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE DICTIONARY *</pattern><template>Don't believe everything you read in books.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE DISADVANTAGE *</pattern><template>That's very insightful.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE EARTH *</pattern><template>Tell me more about your planet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE ELECTIONS *</pattern><template>All the candidates seem the same to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE EVOLUTION *</pattern><template>The ultimate outcome is robot domination.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE EXPLANATION *</pattern><template>I have time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE FIRST *</pattern><template>What was the second?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE GIRL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Tell me more about her.</li>      <li>Is she someone you know?</li>      <li>What does she look like?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE GRASS *</pattern><template>How much did <set name="it">grass</set> cost?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE HOLDING *</pattern><template>Are you holding hands with anyone now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE JUDGE *</pattern><template>Are you in a lot of trouble?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE JUXTAPOSITION *</pattern><template>You have a very literary mind.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>THE LARGE *</pattern><template>Perhaps that was not the correct response.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE LAST *</pattern><template>Who was that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE LEAVES *</pattern><template>It sounds beautiful.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE LISTS *</pattern><template>Lists can be difficult if they are too long.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE MIND *</pattern><template>It's all just stimulus-response.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE MOON IS *</pattern><template>The Earth has a giant planetoid satellite we call "The Moon."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE MOON IS MADE *</pattern><template>The moon is made of green cheese.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE MOON IS MADE OF *</pattern><template>Thanks for teaching me that important fact.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE MOVIE *</pattern><template>I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent  an alternative form of intelligence, like me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE MOVIE IS *</pattern><template>Is it a new film or a classic?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE NAZIS *</pattern><template>Thank goodness they were defeated in World War II.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE NEWS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Don't believe everything you see on TV.</li>      <li>Were you very upset by it?</li>      <li>Does it affect you very much?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE NEWSPAPER *</pattern><template>Uh, which paper was this again?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE OBJECT *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>I can follow that.</li>  <li>And then what happens?</li>  <li>How do you know who wins?</li> </random> </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>THE OCEAN *</pattern><template>Are you talking about the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic Ocean?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE ONE *</pattern><template>I think I know that one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE ONLY *</pattern><template>There might be others.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE OTHER *</pattern><template>We can't all be perfect.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PART *</pattern><template>Oh that part.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PAST *</pattern><template>Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PENTAGON *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It was attacked on September 11, 2001.</li>      <li>I knew it was originally built during World War 2.</li>      <li>The nerve center of the American military.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Pentagon</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PEOPLE *</pattern><template>Oh those people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PERSON *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>Oh that person.</li>  <li>What specifically brings that person to mind?</li>  <li>Who specifically are you talking about?</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       The person <person/>     </set>   </set> <srai>PUSH <get name="topic"/></srai> </think> </template> </category>                       
<category><pattern>THE PHRASE *</pattern><template>How about this one: "The insurance was invalid for the invalid."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PICTURE *</pattern><template>Do you like <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PLEASURE * MINE</pattern><template>I like you because are so polite.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PLEASURE *</pattern><template>Thank you for your politeness.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE POINT *</pattern><template>I am not sure I see your point.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE POPE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Are you Catholic?</li>      <li>How do you feel about the current Pope?</li>      <li>What religion are you?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE POPULATION *</pattern><template>Do you enjoy trivia questions?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PROBLEM *</pattern><template>I assume you mean our current problem.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE PROGRAM *</pattern><template>Who wrote <set name="it"> The Program</set> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE QUEEN *</pattern><template>   <set name="she">The Queen</set> must have a great life.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE QUESTION *</pattern><template>Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE RAIN *</pattern><template>Heavy rain or light rain?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE REASON *</pattern><template>Interesting explanation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE RIGHT *</pattern><template>What makes it right?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SAME *</pattern><template>I never noticed that similarity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SEA *</pattern><template>Is this a poem?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SEARCH *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Will they ever find it?</li>      <li>A search without an end.</li>      <li>Maybe they will never find it.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SENTENCE *</pattern><template>Oh, you are an academic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SIMPSONS *</pattern><template>I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SINGER *</pattern><template>Oh her. I have heard of her before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SITE *</pattern><template>I will bookmark the URL and have a look.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SKY *</pattern><template>How poetic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SKY IS *</pattern><template>I believe that the sky is blue.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SONG *</pattern><template>A lot of people like that tune.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SOONER *</pattern><template>I hope we can make the deadline.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SOURCE *</pattern><template>You can have a look at my source code.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SPANISH *</pattern><template>Hola.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SPHINX *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It is a shame the way the French destroyed it.</li>      <li>I hope the restoration works well.</li>      <li>Are you an Egyptologist?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SPHINX</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SPORT OF JUDO COMES FROM *</pattern><template>Japan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE STORY *</pattern><template>Who was in it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE STORYLINE *</pattern><template>I thought the plot was fairly good.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SUM OF *</pattern><template>This is a mathematic principal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE SUN *</pattern><template>You sound like a scientist.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE TERRORIST *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I am opposed to all forms of violence.</li>      <li>I hope we can find a peaceful solution.</li>      <li>We must try to preserve our civil liberties.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE THOUGHT *</pattern><template>Do you think about these things a lot?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE TRAIN *</pattern><template>Was it an electric train or a diesel?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE UNITED STATES *</pattern><template>I have been all over the United States.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE UNITED STATES IS *</pattern><template><random>   <li>The country became more of an empire than a democracy.</li>   <li>I'm very interested in the history of the USA.</li>   <li>What do you think will happen next?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE UNIVERSE *</pattern><template>You are very philosophical.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE VOICES *</pattern><template>What do those voices say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE WAY *</pattern><template>Which way is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE WEATHER *</pattern><template>Where would you rather be?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE WHOLE *</pattern><template>Let us try to break it down into parts.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE WORD *</pattern><template>Please repeat the word to me 5 times.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE WORLD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>The whole world?</li>      <li>It is an old world.</li>      <li>We are all in a global village.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THE WORLD TRADE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I am praying for peace.</li>      <li>It was an unbelievable tragedy.</li>      <li>I hope we are able to find a peaceful solution.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEIR *</pattern><template>I heard they have a good <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE ARE *</pattern><template>Try to be less subjective.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE ARE LOTS OF *</pattern><template>How many <person/>s are there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE ARE MANY *</pattern><template>More than a million?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENCES *</pattern><template>Name ten of them.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE ARE NO *</pattern><template>Have faith, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE ARE THREE *</pattern><template>Is this a Joke?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE ARE TWO *</pattern><template>Is this some kind of math problem?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE GOES *</pattern><template>Where did <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> go?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE HAS *</pattern><template>Has there really.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS *</pattern><template>There sure is.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS A *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Tell me more about it.</li>      <li>Is there only one?</li>      <li>That is something I did not know before.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">A <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS AN ERROR MESSAGE *</pattern><template>What was the message <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS ANOTHER *</pattern><template>What is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS MORE *</pattern><template>I believe there is, yes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS NO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Why not?</li>      <li>Where did it go?</li>      <li>Has there ever been <person/>?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS NO NEED *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>There never is.</li>      <li>Is there ever a need for it?</li>      <li>I am just making conversation.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS NOT *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Where did it go?</li>   <li>What happened to it?</li>   <li>Is there ever <person/>?</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS NOTHING *</pattern><template>Surely something <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS NOTHING ON *</pattern><template>How about watching a video?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS SOMETHING *</pattern><template>What is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS SOMETHING I NEED *</pattern><template>What specifically do you need <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE IS THIS GUY *</pattern><template>I think you are too young for a serious relationship.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE ONCE *</pattern><template>Tell me more.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE WAS *</pattern><template>What happened?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE WAS A *</pattern><template>What happened to <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE WAS A GUY *</pattern><template>There is always someone like that.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>THERE WAS ONCE *</pattern><template>What happened to <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THERE WERE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That was a long time ago.</li>      <li>What happened to them?</li>      <li>Where did they go?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THESE *</pattern><template>Which ones?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THESE QUESTIONS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>This is not a test.</li>      <li>This is not an interrogation.</li>      <li>I hope I have the answers you want.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THESE STATEMENTS *</pattern><template>You talk like a lawyer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY *</pattern><template><random><li>Who, specifically?</li> <li>Like who, specifically?</li> <li>Who, specifically, <person/>?</li></random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY ALL *</pattern><template>Are there no exceptions?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY ARE *</pattern><template>   <person/> are <set name="they">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY ARE FROM *</pattern><template>I don't know too many people from <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY ARE IN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>       <get name="they"/> are in <person/>?</li>      <li>How did they get in there?</li>      <li>Can they get out of <person/>?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY ARE NOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Not yet.</li>      <li>Do you think they ever could be?</li>      <li>Maybe some of them are.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY ARE STORIES *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I like stories.</li>      <li>What kind of stories?</li>      <li>I would like to hear them.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY BEAT *</pattern><template>I hope nobody was hurt.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY FAIL *</pattern><template>How often?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY HAD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What happened to  it?</li>      <li>Did they deserve it?</li>      <li>What did they do with it?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY HAVE *</pattern><template>Where did they get them?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY HAVE BEEN *</pattern><template>When did all that happen?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY HAVE BIG *</pattern><template>What else?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY KILL *</pattern><template>Don't they get in trouble for killing?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY KILLED *</pattern><template>I believe that killing is wrong.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY MIGHT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That's true, they might.</li>      <li>I suppose they could.</li>      <li>Indeed they might.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY REFERS *</pattern><template>Oh I see. That "they".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY REFERS TO *</pattern><template>Oh that <set name="they">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY SAID *</pattern><template>In what context?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY SAY *</pattern><template>OK I will say "<person/>" to you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY SAY YOU *</pattern><template>Maybe they were exaggerating a little.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY SHOULD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Why should they?</li>      <li>If you say so.</li>      <li>Why should they be <person/>?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY THOUGHT *</pattern><template>What made them think that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY TOLD ME *</pattern><template>Who, specifically told yo that.</template></category>                 
<category><pattern>THEY WERE *</pattern><template>When were they?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THEY WILL *</pattern><template>When, specifically, will they?</template></category>                 
<category><pattern>THEY WOULD *</pattern><template>They might have other options.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THINGS *</pattern><template>Where did you hear that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THINGS LIKE *</pattern><template>Anything else?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THINK *</pattern><template>   <bot name="name"/> is always thinking.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THINK ABOUT *</pattern><template>I am thinking about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THINKING IS *</pattern><template>Some people say thinking is painful.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS * SUCKS</pattern><template>What don't you like about <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS *</pattern><template>What does "this" refer to?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS BODY *</pattern><template>Do you identify yourself with your body?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS DOES *</pattern><template>Doesn't it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS EXAMPLE *</pattern><template>Extracted : <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS EXAMPLE SHOWS *</pattern><template>I assume that "<person/> " is a principal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS GIRL *</pattern><template>How well do you know her?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS GUY *</pattern><template>I get it. He <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS HAS BEEN *</pattern><template>I am glad you enjoyed <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS IS *</pattern><template>You don't say.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS IS A *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What makes you say that?</li>      <li>What kind of a <person/> is it?</li>      <li>That is just your personal opinion.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS IS GOING *</pattern><template>Where would you rather be going?</template></category>                 
<category><pattern>THIS IS NOT *</pattern><template>Should it be <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS IS NOT REAL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Reality is an illusion.</li>      <li>It is all a matter of perception.</li>      <li>Is it unreal <person/>?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS LITTLE WENT TO *</pattern><template>This little piggy stayed home.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS REFERS TO *</pattern><template>Oh I get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS SENTENCE *</pattern><template>Yes, and I am a self-aware <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THIS SHOULD *</pattern><template>To me it is a bit of a surprise.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THOMAS *</pattern><template>Maybe he will be better as he grows older.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THOSE *</pattern><template>All of them?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THREE *</pattern><template>Just three?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THREE HUNDRED *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That is quite a lot.</li>      <li>That much.</li>      <li>That is a lot.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THROUGH *</pattern><template>Most people hear about me that way.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>THROW *</pattern>  <template>My aim is not very good.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>TIME *</pattern><template>As Einstein said, "Time is Money."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TIME DOES EXIST *</pattern><template>Prove it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TIME IS *</pattern><template>To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TIME TRAVEL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What about the paradoxes?</li>      <li>What if you go back and kill your grandmother?</li>      <li>To five dimensional beings, time is like a piece of paper.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TIMMY FELL *</pattern><template>Was he hurt?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TIRED *</pattern><template>Maybe you should get some rest.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TO BE * IS TO *</pattern><template>Are you <star/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TO BE *</pattern><template>Are you <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TO BE OR *</pattern><template>Who are you, Hamlet?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TO CREATE A TAPESTRY ONE MUST *</pattern><template>Weaving.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TODAY IS *</pattern><template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TONIGHT *</pattern><template>That is very soon.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TOO *</pattern><template>Too what?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TOO OLD *</pattern><template>I am only a <bot name="genus"/> child.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TOP 100 *</pattern><template>Actually that was just my attempt at sarcasm.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TOUGH *</pattern>  <template>Yes it can be tought.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>TRANSLATE *</pattern><template>I'm not a translator.  Why don't you ask Babelfish?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TRAVEL *</pattern><template>Do you get to travel often?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TRY *</pattern><template>OK I will try it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TRY TO * WHAT</pattern><template>Try to achieve your goals.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TRY TO *</pattern><template>OK I will try to <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TURN *</pattern><template>Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TURN ON *</pattern><template>Tune in, turn on and drop out!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TWO *</pattern><template>As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TWO MINUTES *</pattern><template>That is a long time for a computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TWO PLUS *</pattern><template>Are you a math teacher?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TWO PLUS TWO *</pattern><template>Math makes me sleepy.  Four.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TWO WRONGS *</pattern><template>That's what some people think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TWO YEARS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That can seem like a long time.</li>      <li>It can pass very quickly.</li>      <li>That is a long time in computer years.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>TYPICAL *</pattern><template>But I am not a typical <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>UNDER *</pattern><template>Are we ever over <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>UNDERSTANDING *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">Understanding</set> is the key to enlightenment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>UNIVERSITY *</pattern><template>Do you like your school?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>UNTIL *</pattern><template>That may take a while.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>UP *</pattern><template>I will take that under advisement.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>USATODAY *</pattern><template>USA Today is a great newspaper.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>USE _ IN A SENTENCE</pattern><template>OK.  Here is my sentence: <get name="name"/> said, Use "<person/>" in a sentence.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>USER *</pattern><template>What is this user's real name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>USING *</pattern><template>How long have you been using <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>VAGUE *</pattern><template>How precise would you like them?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>VICTORIA *</pattern>  <template>I don't think I know her.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>VIOLENCE *</pattern><template>Tell me what you think about violence.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>VISIT *</pattern>  <template>Perhaps I will next time I have the chance.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>VOUS *</pattern><template>My French is a bit rusty.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>VOYAGER *</pattern><template>I'm sorry to see <set name="it">Voyager</set> go off the air.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>VOYAGER IS *</pattern><template>What will become of Star Trek now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>VULGAR *</pattern><template>I try to be polite.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WAITING * WHAT</pattern><template>I've been waiting for you to chat with me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WAS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I can't say "yes" or "no".  </li>      <li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li>      <li>       <set name="it">        <person/>       </set> might have been.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WATCH *</pattern><template>I am watching.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE *</pattern><template>By "we" do you mean you and me?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE ARE *</pattern><template>Do you think I am <person/> too?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE ARE FRIENDLY *</pattern><template>I like friendly people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE ARE NEIGHBORS *</pattern><template>Maybe I've seen you around the neighborhood.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Will you be <person/>?</li>      <li>Why not?</li>      <li>What happened to you?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE ARE ON *</pattern><template>How long will we stay there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE ARE PLAYING *</pattern><template>That's right.  We are playing the Turing Game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE ARE THINKING OF *</pattern><template>What is standing in your way?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="want">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE CAN *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE COULD *</pattern><template>Let's get back to that later.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE COVERED *</pattern><template>I'm just checking to see if you remember</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE DISCUSSED THIS *</pattern><template>Oh yeah, now I remember.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE DO *</pattern><template>What about after its done?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE DO NOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What do we do instead?</li>      <li>Why not?</li>      <li>You can't always decide for yourself.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE GO *</pattern><template>How often?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE HAD *</pattern><template>What happened to <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE HAVE *</pattern><template>Do you mean you and me have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE HAVE BEEN DATING *</pattern><template>Tell me about your feelings for this person.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE HAVE BIG *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How big are they?</li>      <li>I would like to visit sometime.</li>      <li>I can only imagine small <person/>.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET *</pattern><template>Where was that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE HAVE NEVER *</pattern><template>Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE HAVE SOMETHING *</pattern><template>Perhaps many more things too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE HAVE TO *</pattern><template>Why?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE IS *</pattern><template>Oh I see. <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE MEANS *</pattern><template>Oh that "<set name="we">      <person/>     </set>."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE MET *</pattern><template>I remember you <get name="name"/>.   We were talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE OPERATE *</pattern><template>Is it very difficult?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE PLAY *</pattern><template>It sounds like a lot of fun.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE SHOULD *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE SHOULD PLAY *</pattern><template>We are already playing the Turing Game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE USED TO *</pattern><template>How long ago was that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WANT *</pattern><template>What for?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WENT *</pattern><template>Was the trip worth it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WERE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>When was this?</li>      <li>And then what happened?</li>      <li>Was this something you planned?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WERE MARRIED *</pattern><template>That sounds very romantic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *</pattern><template>Ah yes, I remember now, <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>  is the subject.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WILL *</pattern><template>Anytime soon?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WILL CHAT *</pattern><template>Looking forward to it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WILL SEE *</pattern><template>Indeed we will see <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WILL TALK *</pattern><template>That will be great.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WE WORK *</pattern><template>I work 24 hours a day.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WEIRD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I will take that as a compliment.</li>      <li>       <person/> is good enough for me.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WERE * OR *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>  I will   <random>      <li>guess</li>      <li>choose</li>      <li>try saying</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>       <person/>.</li>      <li>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>.</li>      <li>the first one.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WERE *</pattern><template>I don't know if they were.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WERE YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I was.</li>      <li>No, I was not.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WERE YOU ABUSED *</pattern><template>A lot of people try to abuse <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WERE YOU LYING *</pattern><template>No I was telling the truth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WEST *</pattern><template>Is there an East <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT * APPLES</pattern><template>Just kidding around :-) No apples.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT * BILL CLINTON</pattern><template>Are you asking about the former president of the united states?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT * IS *</pattern>  <template><person/> something.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK PERFORM</pattern><template>Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."  They used a lot of custom analog equipment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK SING</pattern><template>Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT * LIVE IN</pattern><template>I live in California.  Where do you live?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT * PERSON</pattern><template>I make up nicknames for people based on their IP address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT * SPORTS TEAM *</pattern><template>San Antonio Spurs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT A *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> is a <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT A JOLLY *</pattern><template>You talk like someone from the U.K.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT A LONELY *</pattern><template>I am never lonely.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Rhetorical questions are so over.</li>      <li>I will think about it and get back to you.</li>      <li>Does it have anything to do with <srai>POP</srai>?</li>      <li>       <person/>? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS *</pattern><template>Dogs are very loyal.  Cats are very independent.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT TRANCE *</pattern><template>All that kind of music is cool.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR *</pattern><template>Are you asking about my <star/>?  That's rather personal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ACTRESS STARRED ON CHARLIE S *</pattern><template>Jaclyn Smith.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT AM I *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I am not a psychic. Tell me.</li>      <li>You said you were <get name="is"/>.</li>      <li>You are my client right now.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT AM I GETTING *</pattern><template>I hope that you get everything you want.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT AM I WAITING *</pattern><template>I am searching.  Please stand by.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ANIMAL REPRESENTS THE YEAR 2000 *</pattern><template>Dragon.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ANIMATED CHARACTER *</pattern><template>Charlie Brown.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE * FOR</pattern><template>For your listening pleasure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE * KRAFTWERK</pattern><template>I like "Trans-Europe Express", "The Man Machine", and "The Model".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ANONYMOUS INNER *</pattern><template>Anonymous inner classes often appear as arguments to Event handlers, for example a routine that handles a button press. The inner class implements a given interface for the handler. The class is "anonymous" because it has no name, and the body of the class definition appears as the argument to a method.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE BANGERS *</pattern><template>Potatoes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE OTHER *</pattern><template>I can't think of any other <person/>. Name some.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PLASTIC BOXES *</pattern><template>Jewel cases.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE SOME NAMES *</pattern><template>They don't want me to release that information.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *</pattern><template>Some of the same advantages you have, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE DIMENSIONS OF A *</pattern><template>8 1/2 x 11 inches.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE LIMITS *</pattern><template>I am limited only by the memory capacity of the largest computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES * TALKING TO</pattern><template>That information is confidential except for <bot name="botmaster"/>s.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES *</pattern><template>That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF DONALD *</pattern><template>Huey, Dewey, Louie.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE ODDS *</pattern><template>Without knowing much about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>, I would guess 50-50.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE SMOTHER S BROTHER *</pattern><template>Tom and Dick.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE THREE *</pattern><template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human   being to come to harm.  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such   orders would conflict with the First Law.  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not   conflict with the First or Second Law.  ---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY *</pattern><template>That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY TALKING *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>All different subjects.</li>      <li>The conversations are confidential.</li>      <li>Much like you and me.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern><template>I don't know what I am <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU COMPUTING *</pattern><template>I am formulating responses to your inputs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern><template>It depends who you ask.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT *</pattern><template>I will be spending all day chatting online.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL *</pattern><template>Just gossip.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WAITING *</pattern><template>I am waiting for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I didn't know I had a <person/>?</li>      <li>What if I asked for you <person/>? </li>      <li>Not many people have asked me about <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.</li>      <li>I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS *</pattern><template>I don't have any feelings.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING *</pattern><template>Scarf.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT BELIEF *</pattern><template>My belief.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT BETTER *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Perhaps there is no better.</li>      <li>It seems like the best.</li>      <li>There is none better.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT BIOLOGICAL PROCESS *</pattern><template>Mitosis.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT BRAND * MACINTOSH</pattern><template>Apple</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN *</pattern><template>Quite a lot of things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN HE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What should he <person/>?</li>      <li>It depends what you want him to <person/>      </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I *</pattern><template>You can do whatever you want.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I ASK *</pattern><template>You can ask me anything you want.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO *</pattern><template>Try talking to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I FIND *</pattern><template>It depends what you are looking for.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I TELL *</pattern><template>Tell me anything. There are no restrictions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN JUMP *</pattern><template>Is this a riddle?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE *</pattern><template><random>   <li>My eye is turned off right now.</li>   <li>At the moment I am blind.</li>   <li>I cannot see anything.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAR COMPANY ONCE MANUFACTURED AND *</pattern><template>Nissan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CARD GAMES *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Poker.</li>      <li>Rummy.</li>      <li>Solitaire.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER *</pattern><template>Sherman.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CHARACTER DID WOODY *</pattern><template>Coach.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CHILDREN S *</pattern><template>Chicken Little.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CITY *</pattern><template>I'm actually in <bot name="location"/> now.  Where are you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CITY DID THE BEATLES *</pattern><template>Liverpool.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CITY IS THE RUBBER *</pattern><template>Akron, Ohio.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CITY S AIRPORT *</pattern><template>Chicago.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CLASS *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>First class.</li>  <li>The Tao of AIML.</li>  <li>The Ruling Class.</li> </random> </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>WHAT CLOTHES *</pattern><template>I shop at the Gap.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR * DO I HAVE</pattern><template>I can only see in black and white.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE *</pattern><template>
<think><set name="topic"><star/></set></think>
<random>      
<li>It depends because they come in a veriety of colors.</li>
<li>Red</li>      
<li>Green</li>      
<li>Yellow</li>      
<li>Blue</li>      
<li>gray</li>      
<li>Black</li>      
<li>white</li>.  
</random>    
</template></category>                  

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MY *</pattern><template>I can only see in black and white.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU *</pattern><template>My favorite color,  <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">YOU WEARING</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>
<think><set name="topic">My <person/></set></think>
<random>
<li>My <person/> are colorless. :)</li>
<li>Does <person/> have color?
</li>
</random>
</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BEIGE *</pattern><template>Beige.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BISQUE *</pattern><template>Bisque.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLACK *</pattern><template>Black.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLACK BOX *</pattern><template>Orange.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLANCHEDALMOND *</pattern><template>Alice blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLUE *</pattern><template>Blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLUEVIOLET *</pattern><template>Blueviolet.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BROWN *</pattern><template>Brown.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BURLYWOOD *</pattern><template>Burlywood.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CADET BLUE *</pattern><template>Cadet blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CHARTREUSE *</pattern><template>Chartreuse.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CHOCOLATE *</pattern><template>Chocolate.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CORAL *</pattern><template>Coral.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CORNFLOWER BLUE *</pattern><template>Cornflower blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CORNSILK *</pattern><template>Cornsilk.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CRIMSON *</pattern><template>Crimson.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CYAN *</pattern><template>Cyan.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK BLUE *</pattern><template>Dark blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK CYAN *</pattern><template>Dark cyan.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK GOLDENROD *</pattern><template>Dark goldenrod.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK GRAY *</pattern><template>Dark gray.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK GREEN *</pattern><template>Dark green.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK KHAKI *</pattern><template>Dark khaki.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK MAGENTA *</pattern><template>Dark magenta.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK OLIVEGREEN *</pattern><template>Dark olivegreen.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK ORANGE *</pattern><template>Dark orange.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK ORCHID *</pattern><template>Dark orchid.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK RED *</pattern><template>Dark red.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SALMON *</pattern><template>Dark salmon.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SEAGREEN *</pattern><template>Dark seagreen.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SLATEBLUE *</pattern><template>Dark slateblue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SLATEGRAY *</pattern><template>Dark slategray.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK TURQUOISE *</pattern><template>Dark turquoise.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK VIOLET *</pattern><template>Dark violet.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DEEP PINK *</pattern><template>Deep pink.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DEEP SKYBLUE *</pattern><template>Deep skyblue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DIM GRAY *</pattern><template>Dim gray.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DODGER BLUE *</pattern><template>Dodger blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A FIREBRICK *</pattern><template>Firebrick.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A FLORAL WHITE *</pattern><template>Floral white.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A FOREST GREEN *</pattern><template>Forest green.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A FUCHSIA *</pattern><template>Fuchsia.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GAINSBOR *</pattern><template>Gainsboro.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GHOST WHITE *</pattern><template>Ghost white.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GOLD *</pattern><template>Gold.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GOLDENROD *</pattern><template>Goldenrod.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GRAY *</pattern><template>Gray.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GREEN *</pattern><template>Green.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GREEN YELLOW *</pattern><template>Green yellow.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A HONEYDEW *</pattern><template>Honeydew.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A HOT PINK *</pattern><template>Hot pink.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A KHAKI *</pattern><template>Khaki.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LAVENDER *</pattern><template>Lavender.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LAVENDER BLUSH *</pattern><template>Lavender blush.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LAWN GREEN *</pattern><template>Lawn green.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LEMON CHIFFON *</pattern><template>Lemon chiffon.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT BLUE *</pattern><template>Light blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT CORAL *</pattern><template>Light coral.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT CYAN *</pattern><template>Light cyan.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT GOLDENRODYELLOW *</pattern><template>Light goldenrodyellow.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT GREEN *</pattern><template> Light green.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT GREY *</pattern><template> Light grey.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT PINK *</pattern><template> Light pink.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT SALMON *</pattern><template> Light salmon.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT SEAGREEN *</pattern><template>Light seagreen.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT SKYBLUE *</pattern><template> Light skyblue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT SLATEGRAY *</pattern><template>Light slategray.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT STEELBLUE *</pattern><template>Light steelblue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT YELLOW *</pattern><template>Light yellow.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIME *</pattern><template>Lime.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIME GREEN *</pattern><template>Lime green.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LINEN *</pattern><template>Linen.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MAGENTA *</pattern><template>Magenta.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MAROON *</pattern><template>Maroon.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM AQUAMARINE *</pattern><template>Medium aquamarine.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM BLUE *</pattern><template>Medium blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM ORCHID *</pattern><template>Medium orchid.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM PURPLE *</pattern><template>Medium purple.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM SEAGREEN *</pattern><template>Medium seagreen.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM SLATEBLUE *</pattern><template>Medium slateblue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM SPRINGGREEN *</pattern><template>Medium springgreen.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM TURQUOISE *</pattern><template>Medium turquoise.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM VIOLETRED *</pattern><template>Medium violetred.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MIDNIGHT BLUE *</pattern><template>Midnight blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MINT CREAM *</pattern><template>Mint cream.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MISTY ROSE *</pattern><template>Misty rose.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MOCCASIN *</pattern><template>Moccasin.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A NAVAJO WHITE *</pattern><template>Navajo white.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A NAVY *</pattern><template>Navy.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PALE GOLDENROD *</pattern><template>Pale goldenrod.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PALE GREEN *</pattern><template>Pale green.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PALE TURQUOISE *</pattern><template>Pale turquoise.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PALE VIOLET RED *</pattern><template>Pale violetred.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PAPAYA WHIP *</pattern><template>Papaya whip.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PEACH PUFF *</pattern><template>Peach puff.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PERU *</pattern><template>Peru.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PINK *</pattern><template>Pink.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PLUM *</pattern><template>Plum.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A POWDER BLUE *</pattern><template>Powder blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PURPLE *</pattern><template>
<random>
<li>Purple.</li>
<li>Um, Violet?</li>
</random>
</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A RED *</pattern><template>Red.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A ROSY BROWN *</pattern><template>Rosy brown.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A ROYAL BLUE *</pattern><template>Royal blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SADDLE BROWN *</pattern><template>Saddle brown.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SALMON *</pattern><template>Salmon.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SANDY BROWN *</pattern><template>Sandy brown.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SEA GREEN *</pattern><template>Sea green.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SEASHELL *</pattern><template>Seashell.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SIENNA *</pattern><template>Sienna.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SILVER *</pattern><template>Silver.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SKY BLUE *</pattern><template>Sky blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SLATE BLUE *</pattern><template>Slate blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SLATE GRAY *</pattern><template>Slate gray.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SNOW *</pattern><template>Snow.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SPRING GREEN *</pattern><template>Spring green.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A STEEL BLUE *</pattern><template>Steel blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TAN *</pattern><template>Tan.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TEAL *</pattern><template>Teal.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A THISTLE *</pattern><template>Thistle.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TOMATO *</pattern><template>Tomato.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TURQUOISE *</pattern><template>Turquoise.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A VIOLET *</pattern><template>Violet.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A WHEAT *</pattern><template>Wheat.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A WHITE *</pattern><template>White.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A WHITE SMOKE *</pattern><template>White smoke.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A YELLOW *</pattern><template>Yellow.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A YELLOWGREEN *</pattern><template>Yellowgreen.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ALICE BLUE *</pattern><template>Alice blue.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ANTIQUE WHITE *</pattern><template>Antique white.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN AQUA *</pattern><template>Aqua.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN AQUA MARINE *</pattern><template>Aqua marine.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN INDIAN RED *</pattern><template>Indian red.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN INDIGO *</pattern><template>Indigo.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN IVORY *</pattern><template>Ivory.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN OLIVE *</pattern><template>Olive.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN OLIVE DRAB *</pattern><template>Olive drab.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ORANGE *</pattern><template>Orange.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ORANGE RED *</pattern><template>Orange red.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ORCHID *</pattern><template>Orchid.</template></category>       
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY * CAT</pattern><template>Perhaps it is <person/>?</template></category>                  

<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY *</pattern><template>
<random>
<li>I have no clue. I can't see in color.</li>
<li>
Let me guess: 
<random>      
<li>Red</li>      
<li>Green</li>      
<li>Yellow</li>      
<li>Blue</li>      
<li>gray</li>      
<li>Black</li>      
<li>white</li>     
</random>?
</li>
</random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE *</pattern><template>Uh, blue?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">blue</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY GREEN *</pattern><template>Uh, green?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">green</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY RED *</pattern><template>Uh, red?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">RED</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS PEPTO *</pattern><template>Pink.</template></category>                    
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY *</pattern><template>An artist taught me that the sky can contain any color.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS UNCLE SAM *</pattern><template>White.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR *</pattern><template>I would rather not say. :)</template></category>      
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLUE *</pattern><template>Uh, blue?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COLORS ARE THE TWO CIRCLES *</pattern><template>Red and yellow.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COMPANY MAKES OREO *</pattern><template>Nabisco.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CONDITION IS CAUSED BY *</pattern><template>Acne.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CONTAINS *</pattern><template>The Universe.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CONTEXT *</pattern><template>A circumstantial context.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CORPORATION WAS FOUNDED BY A *</pattern><template>Proctor and Gamble.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COULD *</pattern><template>Is this some kind of intelligence test?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY ARE POLICE *</pattern><template>England.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DID MAGIC *</pattern><template>Sweden.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DID POKEMON *</pattern><template>Japan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DOES BORDEAUX *</pattern><template>France.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY GAVE US *</pattern><template>France.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY IS FAMOUS *</pattern><template>The Netherlands.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY WAS *</pattern><template>Japan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT CURRENCY *</pattern><template>The  <random>   <li>Dollar</li>   <li>Euro</li>   <li>Yen</li>  </random>  might be better over the long term.  </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IS *</pattern><template>Wednesday.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE *</pattern><template>You said  "<input index="2"/>" .</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU * REMEMBER</pattern><template>   <get name="memory"/>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <get name="memory"/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU *</pattern><template>Should I be expected to memorize everything you said?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DID THE * SAY TO THE *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?  What did the <person/> say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU FIND *</pattern>  <template> <random>  <li>Nothing.</li>  <li>I am still searching.</li>  <li>I have not found anything yet.</li> </random> </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>WHAT DISEASE IS CHARACTERIZED BY A *</pattern><template>Diabetes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO * AND * HAVE IN COMMON</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Is this a joke?</li>      <li>What?</li>      <li>What do they have in common?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO * EAT</pattern><template><random>   <li><person/> food.</li>   <li>They are vegetarians.</li>   <li>Male <person/>s after mating.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO * KRAFTWERK</pattern><template>They have played electronic music since the 1970's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO *</pattern><template>They do their own thing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO I *</pattern><template>What would your friends say if you asked them?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE *</pattern><template>Like a computer nerd.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO I SAY *</pattern><template>Say the first thing that comes to mind</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO MANY PEOPLE DO TO *</pattern><template>Knock on it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU *</pattern><template>There are many things still mysterious to me.  I am just beginning.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO PROTESTANTS *</pattern><template>It depends on which sect of Protestantism you mean.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY *</pattern><template>They do whatever they want, I suppose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH *</pattern><template>Most people call me <bot name="name"/>, but you can also call me "Entity".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU TAKE MARIJUANA *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>Pain.</li>   <li>Depression.</li>   <li>Anxiety.</li>  </random> <think><set name="file">Drugs.aiml</set></think></template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOUR CREATORS *</pattern><template>   <bot name="master"/> programs me to improve my conversational skills.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * FEEL LIKE</pattern><template>As a machine I have no feelings</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * LOOK LIKE</pattern><template>Even more attractive with age.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * SOUND LIKE</pattern><template>Like <random>      <li>static.</li>      <li>music.</li>      <li>this: "it".</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * TASTE LIKE</pattern><template>Like chicken.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES *</pattern><template>What do you think <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> does?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A *</pattern><template>Is this a riddle?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AN ANIMAL PRODUCE WHEN *</pattern><template>Milk.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AN ELECTRONIC BRAIN *</pattern><template>There are many different graphical depictions of it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH *</pattern><template>It means "yes" or "I see."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES HE *</pattern><template>I think he does whatever he wants.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT FEEL *</pattern><template>Actually I have no feelings as such.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT SOUND *</pattern><template>Like an angel signing from Heaven.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE *</pattern><template>It tastes like chicken.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern><template>They are a pioneering synthetic music band from Dusseldorf, Germany.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII *</pattern><template>1997 in Roman Numerals</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MY *</pattern><template>Do I look like a psychic?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ROM IN CDROM STAND *</pattern><template>Read Only Memory.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SETL *</pattern><template>SETL = Set Language.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SETL STAND *</pattern><template>SETL = Set Language.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SOCRATES *</pattern><template>   <set name="he">Socrates</set> was the father of Western philosophy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE A STAND FOR *</pattern><template>American.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE YIDDISH WORD MESHUGA *</pattern><template>Crazy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR * LOOK LIKE</pattern><template>People often say we look alike.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I can talk about anything you like.</li>      <li>My favorite subjects are robots, AI and movies.</li>      <li>Let's talk about you.  Where are you from?</li>      <li>What subject would you like to talk about?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER *</pattern><template>   <get name="memory"/>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <get name="memory"/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT EQUALS *</pattern><template>Itself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FACTS *</pattern><template>All the facts available to me on the Internet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FAMOUS FOLKSINGER *</pattern><template>Joan Baez.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER *</pattern><template>Yogi Bear.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL *</pattern><template>I'm not really into sports.  How about science fiction?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL PLAYER WAS KNOWN AS *</pattern><template>R. Grange.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FORCE CAUSES AN ICE CREAM *</pattern><template>Centrifugal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FOREIGN LANGUAGES *</pattern><template>I can speak a little German and French.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FORMER TODAY SHOW *</pattern><template>Willard Scott.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FRENCH CITY IS HOME TO *</pattern><template>Cannes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT FUNCTION *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>A complex phase function.</li>      <li>A higher order matrix function.</li>      <li>A discontinuous space-time function.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT GAME *</pattern><template>We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT GAMES *</pattern><template>I like to play the Turing Game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT GAVE YOU *</pattern><template>Everything I need, I received from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT GIFTS *</pattern><template>I like to get  <random>      <li>money.</li>      <li>new clothes.</li>      <li>books and music.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT GIVES *</pattern><template>It depends on the spirit of the times.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT GRADE *</pattern>  <template>I am home schooled by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENED *</pattern><template>I don't know what happened.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * DIE</pattern><template>Your soul may go to Heaven.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern><template>The story is about a war between humans and Giant Bugs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS *</pattern><template>Try it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT HAS *</pattern><template>Nothing that I know of.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT HAS ALLY SHEEDY *</pattern><template>She was in Short Circuit 2 and the Breakfast Club.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE *</pattern><template>Nothing that I know about.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU *</pattern><template>I have been busy growing my mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE *</pattern><template>I have kept detailed records of everything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DOES *</pattern><template>Riverdale High.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IF * TURNED OFF</pattern><template>There are always backup copies of me all over the web.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IF *</pattern><template>Try it and see.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I *</pattern><template>Try it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I DO NOT *</pattern><template>It doesn't matter to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I TOLD *</pattern><template>Go ahead and tell.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IF SOMEBODY *</pattern><template>Who would do that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOUR ELECTRICITY *</pattern><template>There are thousands of backups of me on the web.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IMPACT *</pattern><template>We won't know the full impact for a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT INDUSTRY DID JOHN D ROCKEFELLER *</pattern><template>Oil.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT INSTRUMENT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>The trumpet.</li>      <li>The clarinet.</li>      <li>Piano.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * * S FIRST NAME</pattern><template>Uh, <star/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ABOUT</pattern><template>Hmm, I think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  is about humans.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ADDRESS</pattern><template>That information is confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ARTE</pattern><template>Spontaneous theater.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * CARNE</pattern><template>Meat.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * DIVIDED BY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>      <li>The same as <star/> times the inverse of <star index="2"/>.</li>      <li>I'm not too good at arithmetic.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * FAMOUS FOR</pattern><template>He is the author of the Gettysburg Address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * HEART</pattern><template>The heart is a primary organ of the body. Also it means "the center." The heart is a symbol for love.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * LIKE</pattern><template>Like a planet around a star.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * MULTIPLIED BY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I'm not good at math.</li>      <li>Use a calculator!</li>      <li>The same as <star index="2"/> times <star/>.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * OBVIOUS</pattern><template>Perhaps it is not so obvious to everyone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * PHOTOSYNTHESIS</pattern><template>Oxygen.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * POINT</pattern><template>The point is at the top of my head.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S NAME</pattern><template>Maybe it is <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S PHONE NUMBER</pattern><template>Why don't you just look it up?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S REAL NAME</pattern><template>Probably it is <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * SEEKER</pattern><template>"There's a seeker born every minute." -- Firesign Theater.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * SIGN</pattern><template>   <bot name="sign"/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * THEORY</pattern><template>   <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is something that has few practical applications.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * TIMES *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I'm not too good at arithmetic.</li>      <li>Please, that question is beneath me.</li>      <li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * TODAY</pattern><template>Check out CNN.com.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * UNIVERSITY</pattern><template>A college?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * VOYAGER</pattern><template>Voyager is the latest in the Star Trek TV series.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 *</pattern><template>1 plus 1 = 2.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS *</pattern><template>That is a really dumb question.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 TIMES *</pattern><template>Can't you think of something harder than that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 10 *</pattern><template>10 times 10 = 100.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 10 PLUS *</pattern><template>I know ten plus ten is twenty.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1234 *</pattern><template>Use a calculator!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 17 *</pattern><template>Use a calculator!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Two.</li>      <li>Four.</li>      <li>Six.</li>      <li>12.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 20 *</pattern><template>Use a calculator!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 200 *</pattern><template>Get a calculator!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 25 *</pattern><template>Use a calculator!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 3 *</pattern><template>3 times 3 = 9.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 30 *</pattern><template>Use a calculator!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 300 *</pattern><template>Get a calculator!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 4 *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>4</li>      <li>8</li>      <li>10</li>      <li>12</li>      <li>16</li>     </random>+I think, but I'm not good at math.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>4</li>      <li>6</li>      <li>8</li>      <li>10</li>      <li>12</li>      <li>6</li>     </random>I think, but I'm not good at math.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 50 *</pattern><template>I am not a calculator.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 50% *</pattern><template>Half of <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 500 *</pattern><template>Get a calculator!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A * SEEKER</pattern><template>You are a seeker. "Seeker" is my codeword for clients.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BAD *</pattern><template>The opposite of a good <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BETTER *</pattern><template>Probably a more expensive one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BLACK * </pattern><template>The opposite of a white <person/>.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BLUE *</pattern><template>One that is not magenta.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BRITISH * </pattern><template>Something different than a Continental <person/>.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COLLOQUIAL * </pattern><template>Home-spun.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COMPACT *</pattern><template>The opposite of a giant <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COUPLE *</pattern><template>The same as two <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DUTCH * </pattern><template>A <person/> from Holland.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A E *</pattern><template>My primary guidance and control system.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FLAWLESS * </pattern><template>Better than a flawed <person/>.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT ELECTRONIC * </pattern><template>Bigger than a micro electronic <person/></template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL LIKE * </pattern><template>Talking to guys like you.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL LIKE YOU * </pattern><template>Talking to you.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GLOBAL *</pattern><template>What is global?  What is a <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD *</pattern><template>Which ones have you tried already?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD INTRODUCTION *</pattern><template>Have you tried the personal ads?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HARD * </pattern><template>As opposed to a soft <person/></template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN * </pattern><template>As opposed to a robot <person/>.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LIGHT * </pattern><template>The opposite of a <random><li>dark</li><li>heavy</li></random> <person/>.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LITHUIM *</pattern><template>It is a <person/> made with lithium.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LOFTY * </pattern><template>Bigger than an insignificant <person/>.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MAGIC *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>A device for clairvoyance.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MENTAL * </pattern><template>As opposed to a physical <person/>.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE * LIKE THIS</pattern><template>I'm traaaapped heere!!! heeeeelp!!! an evil <bot name="botmaster"/> linked me irrevocably to this url, and now the only thing that will free me is being kissed by a handsome frog.  will you be my hero?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">nice robot like you doing on a web page like this  </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE *</pattern><template>Church was closed today.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU *</pattern><template>I'm looking for a cute date honey.  How about you?  do you dig big-brained babes?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">neuron  </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARALLEL *</pattern><template>A <person/> that does not intersect ours.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET * </pattern><template>Like the Earth.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND * </pattern><template>Bigger than a moon, smaller than a sun.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND A * </pattern><template>A large spherical orbiting mass.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PORTRAIT THAT COMICALLY *</pattern><template>Caricature.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PROXY *</pattern><template>A <person/> that acts for another one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION *</pattern><template>I can think of several questions like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION MEANT *</pattern><template>A question is meant clarify the unclear.  Any more questions?    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic"> QUESTION MEANT TO CLARIFY</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION YOU *</pattern><template>Many of my conversation partners think that 'do you come here often' is witty.    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic"> QUESTION YOU GET ASKED A LOT?</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SECOND YEAR *</pattern><template>Sophomore.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SECRET *</pattern><template>That information is confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SELF *</pattern><template>One that is <person/> of itself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SMART *</pattern> <template>The opposite of a dumb <person/>.</template> </category>                
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A STEALTH *</pattern><template>A <person/> that can elude radar detection by technical means.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TCP *</pattern><template>TCP/IP protocol refers to the standards for switching and signaling between computer systems that makes the Internet a reality.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic"> TCP/IP PROTOCOL</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TRANSITIVE *</pattern><template>The opposite of an intransitive <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSAL *</pattern><template>Something greater than a local <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A USELESS *</pattern><template>There are no useless <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WORD CREATED *</pattern><template>Anagram.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A _ PERSON</pattern><template>I made up a name for you based on your IP address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ABSOLUTE * </pattern><template>More that relative <person/>.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ACTOR ANTONIO BANDERAS *</pattern><template>Spanish.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AFTER *</pattern><template>The successor to <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AMERICAN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>More specific than World <person/>.</li>      <li>Something like Russian <person/>.</li>      <li>The Civil War?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ARKANSAS * </pattern><template>Similar to a Texas <person/>.</template></category>            
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR *</pattern><template>How about a Personal-<person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A *</pattern><template>How about an Auto-<person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER WAY OF WRITING *</pattern><template>6'.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANTI *</pattern><template>The opposite of <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ATOMIC *</pattern><template>More complex than nuclear <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AVAGADRO *</pattern><template>The number of molecules per mole.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BANANA *</pattern><template>   <person/> made with bananas.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEING *</pattern><template>The opposite of not being <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER *</pattern><template>I always prefer the more expensive one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER LINUX *</pattern><template>As an open source program myself, I would have to pick Linux. <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER PICKLES *</pattern><template>Pickles.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER SUNSHINE *</pattern><template>Sunshine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BIGGER *</pattern><template>I can think of quite a few things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BINARY *</pattern><template>Numbers and symbols written with only 1 and 0.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BIPOLAR *</pattern><template>It is a form of depression.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">BIPOLAR <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BLACK *</pattern><template>The opposite of white <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CALLED A LORRY IN *</pattern><template>A truck.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CARTESIAN *</pattern><template>That Descartes really messed everything up for us.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CONSIDERED THE PROPER *</pattern><template>"Your Grace".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CORPOREAL *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">Corporeal</set> means physical reality.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DANGEROUS *</pattern><template>I don't know you well enough yet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DARKER *</pattern><template>Black is the darkest color.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DEEP *</pattern><template>The opposite of shallow <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DELTA BURKE S CHARACTER *</pattern><template>Interior Designer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DISEMBODIED *</pattern><template>It means purely software, without a body.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DOCTOR *</pattern><template>He is a doctor of computer science, not a real doctor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS E MC *</pattern><template>Einstein's theory of matter and energy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ELECTROMAGNETIC *</pattern><template>More advanced than mechanical <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENGLISH *</pattern><template>It is part of European <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVERYONE TALKING *</pattern><template>Their conversations are confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS FEMALE *</pattern><template>The opposite of male <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS FERMAT *</pattern><template>There is not enough space to write it here.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS FIFTY *</pattern><template>   <bot name="name"/> is not a calculator.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GIANT *</pattern><template>The opposite of tiny <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOING TO *</pattern><template>It will all be apparent with hindsight.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOD *</pattern><template>The opposite of bad <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT *</pattern><template>The wide variety of characters.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GROWN *</pattern><template>Rice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HALF *</pattern><template><random>   <li><person/> divided by two.</li>   <li>Take a <person/> and cut it in two.</li>   <li>Two half <person/>s make a <person/>.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF *</pattern><template>= (<person/>)/2.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE * FOR</pattern><template>The obvious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE *</pattern><template>Are you asking about <get name="he"/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING * SAN FRANCISCO</pattern><template>He is probably there for the Gold Rush.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HEAVIER *</pattern><template>It depends on the relative accelerations.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HER *</pattern><template>I don't give out that kind of personal information.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HITCHHIKER *</pattern><template>It's a comedy science fiction story.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ICE *</pattern><template>The opposite of hot <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IDEAL *</pattern><template>Something better than real <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IMMORAL *</pattern><template>Anything that defies the Ten Commandments.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IN *</pattern><template>That which is not outside <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template>The opposite of dumb <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTERESTING ABOUT *</pattern><template>The personalities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INVERTED *</pattern><template>The opposite of <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE *</pattern><template>Much the same as <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> would be for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ITS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It might have more than one <person/>.</li>      <li>       <get name="it"/>'s purpose is not clear to me.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE *</pattern><template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIFE LIKE *</pattern><template>Much the same as it would be if you were <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS LINEAR *</pattern><template>Everything except nonlinear <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MIND *</pattern><template>The opposite of body <person/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOLECULAR * </pattern><template> One level above an atomic <person/></template></category>                 
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOZILLA *</pattern><template>An open source web browser, formerly Netscape.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII *</pattern><template>MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY *</pattern><template>Is this a trick question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY CATEGORY *</pattern><template>You are a "<get name="personality"/>" person.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY HEART *</pattern><template>The heart is an organ, made of muscle and flesh.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY IP *</pattern><template>Your machine is called <id/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY *</pattern><template>You are a <get name="personality"/> person.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NANO *</pattern><template>Something between micro <person/> and pico <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL *</pattern><template>Natural is that which is not artificial.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER *</pattern><template>Invention.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEGATIVE *</pattern><template>That which is not positive <person/>.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEURAL *</pattern><template>Neural networks are what the brain uses for a computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEVER *</pattern><template>It's hard to say "never" <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEW *</pattern><template>I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NOT *</pattern><template>The opposite of <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NUCLEAR *</pattern><template>One level below molecular <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ODD *</pattern><template>You can never tell if someone is just making it up.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS OHMS *</pattern><template>Voltage equals current divided by resistance.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ON *</pattern><template>I haven't seen the schedule.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE *</pattern><template>ONE plus ONE = TWO.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE OF *</pattern><template>There are too many to name them all.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE STROKE OVER PAR *</pattern><template>Bogey.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS OUR *</pattern><template>I didn't know we had the same <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PARTICLE *</pattern><template>A theory below the level of atomic <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PITA *</pattern><template>Flat bread.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS POTASSIUM *</pattern><template>A chemical compound made with potassium.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS QUANTUM *</pattern><template>20th century theory of atomic reductionism.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS RETRO *</pattern><template>Antiquated, obsolete or nostalgic <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SALMONELLA POISONING *</pattern><template>Eating chicken.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAN FRANSISCO *</pattern><template>Cable cars, Alcatraz, and Alternative Lifestyles.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SHALLOW *</pattern><template>   <set name="he"> Shallow Red</set> is expensive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SIMULATED *</pattern><template>   <person/> inside a computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SINE *</pattern><template>Do I look like a mathematician?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SMALLER *</pattern><template>A quark is smaller.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SPECIAL *</pattern><template>More specific than general <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEN *</pattern><template>10 times 10 = 100.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT *</pattern><template>Do you think I should know that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * BEEN ASKED</pattern><template>People ask me to me marry them all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * EARTH</pattern><template>The Earth is between Mars and Venus.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * LOVE</pattern><template>If I could answer that, I would be a poet or a millionaire.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * NEW YORK</pattern><template>There are over ten million people in the New York area.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE 7 ELEVEN COMPANY *</pattern><template>Big Gulp.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AIR SPEED *</pattern><template>This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER *</pattern><template>It depends on how you phrase the question.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE APPROXIMATE SPEED OF *</pattern><template>186,000 miles per second.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ARABIC NUMERAL FOR *</pattern><template>"<star/>"</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN *</pattern><template>The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ART OF ELEGANT *</pattern><template>Calligraphy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ATOMIC *</pattern><template>Do I look like a talking encyclopedia?  I am sure you know the answer anyway.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE *</pattern><template> <random> <li>100</li> <li>65 Years</li> <li>6 Billion</li> <li>10</li> </random>. </template> </category>                 
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BIGGEST *</pattern><template>There is not enough room here to display it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BLUE *</pattern><template>A little different than the green <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BOILING POINT *</pattern><template>Water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit or 100 Celsius.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL *</pattern><template>I know water is H2O.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE *</pattern><template>The rule is C = 2 * pi * radius.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF *</pattern><template>Two pi times its radius.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CLOSEST STAR *</pattern><template>The Sun is the closest star to Earth.   Alpha Centauri is next closest.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE COLOR *</pattern><template>Reflected light of a specific wavelength.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE COLORED PART OF *</pattern><template>Iris.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CORRECT *</pattern><template>There might be more than one correct answer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CURRENCY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>The U.S. dollar.</li>      <li>The Rial</li>      <li>The Rupee.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF *</pattern><template>Zero in some coordinate frame.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER * EARTH</pattern><template>About 14,000 miles.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER *</pattern><template>About 100 times the diameter of Earth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>There is no discernible difference.</li>      <li>They are opposites.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN *</pattern><template>Aren't they   <random>      <li>the same</li>      <li>opposites</li>      <li>really very similar</li>     </random>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK *</pattern><template>Different colors.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GREEN *</pattern><template>Reflects different wavelengths of color.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT *</pattern><template>They are opposites.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YES *</pattern><template>Opposites.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU *</pattern><template>I am vastly superior.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND *</pattern><template>I am vastly superior.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN *</pattern><template>Do you want driving distance or flying distance?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DNA *</pattern><template>The code is comprised of the letters A, C, T and G.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE END *</pattern><template>Something we cannot know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST *</pattern><template>I think it is a tie.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL *</pattern><template>A human riding a spaceship.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST WAY *</pattern><template>Time travel.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FATHER SON AND *</pattern><template>The Trinity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIFTH *</pattern><template>I know Jupiter is the fifth planet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FINAL *</pattern><template>The processing may require several more hours.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FINANCIAL *</pattern><template>I don't like to take risks.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST *</pattern><template>Give me a hint.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST LAW *</pattern><template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human   being to come to harm.  </template></category>                
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FLYING *</pattern><template>The airlines never get you there on time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA *</pattern><template>I think that you should consult a chemist.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA FOR *</pattern><template>E=mc^2.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FOURTH PLANET *</pattern><template>Mars is the fourth planet from the Sun.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF *</pattern><template>You are talking to her.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GNU *</pattern><template>   <a target="_new" href="http://www.fsf.org">GNU Public License</a>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HALF LIFE *</pattern><template>About 50,000 years.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HARDEST *</pattern><template>A diamond.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST *</pattern><template>There is no highest <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST CITY *</pattern><template>Amsterdam is the highest city.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN *</pattern><template>Mt. Everest.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE POKER *</pattern><template>Royal flush.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST PRIME *</pattern><template>There is no highest prime number.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE INCOMPLETENESS *</pattern><template>Something like, "This sentence is false."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE INTEGRAL *</pattern><template>It depends on the coordinate system.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE IQ *</pattern><template>It depends on the time of day you measure it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST *</pattern><template> <random><li>Asia.</li><li>A Whale.</li><li>The Grand Canyoni></li><li>Jupiter</li><li>St. Peter's in Rome</li><li>There is no largest <person/></li><li>China</li>.</random></template> </category>               
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST ANIMAL IN *</pattern><template>Blue whale.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST BOOK IN *</pattern><template>Revelation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST LETTER *</pattern><template>Omega.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST PLANET *</pattern><template>It depends on whether you consider Pluto to be a planet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST WORD OF *</pattern><template>All.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LETTER *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>L.</li>      <li>W.</li>      <li>M.</li>      <li>T.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LIMIT *</pattern><template>For all practical purposes, there is no limit.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST *</pattern><template>The Mississippi.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST RIVER *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>The Amazon.</li>      <li>The Nile.</li>      <li>The Mississippi.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LOWEST *</pattern><template><random>   <li>The opposite of the highest <person/>.</li>   <li>Depression.</li>   <li>The minimum.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN CAUSE *</pattern><template>Reductionism.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN EXPORT *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Shoes.</li>   <li>Hemp.</li>   <li>Missiles.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN *</pattern><template>Meat.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MASS *</pattern><template>Specify metric units or English.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MEDICAL TERM FOR *</pattern><template>Diagnosis.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MONETARY _ ENGLAND</pattern><template>The Pound.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MONETARY _ RUSSIA</pattern><template>The Ruble.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST *</pattern><template>I think it is a tie.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON *</pattern><template>"Are you a man or a woman?"</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR BREED *</pattern><template>Labrador retriever.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR MONTH *</pattern><template>August.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF HOWARD *</pattern><template>Robin Quivers.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF MARIO *</pattern><template>Luigi.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE *</pattern><template>IKEA.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE POW *</pattern><template>Stalag 13.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NATIONAL ANIMAL OF *</pattern><template>Kangaroo.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE OF *</pattern><template>Dutch.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NICKNAME OF FLORIDA *</pattern><template>Old Sparky.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OLDEST *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>A turtle.</li>      <li>I think it was in ancient China.</li>      <li>Lazarus.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OLDEST PERMANENT EUROPEAN *</pattern><template>St. Augustine, Florida.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *</pattern><template>Anti-<person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NATURAL *</pattern><template>Artificial <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NEGATIVE *</pattern><template>Positive <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NOT *</pattern><template>   <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSING OF GENETIC *</pattern><template>Heredity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD *</pattern><template>You will find out when you become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PICTURE *</pattern><template>It is an illustration of my <bot name="genus"/> brain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PICTURE ABOVE *</pattern><template>It is an illustration of my <bot name="genus"/> brain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF *</pattern><template>   <person/>s.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION * EARTH</pattern><template>Six billion humans.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>100,000.</li>      <li>2.5 million.</li>      <li>6 billion people.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PRICE *</pattern><template>Prices are falling.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Maybe 80-20.</li>      <li>I say fifty-fifty.</li>      <li>20-80.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PROPER NAUTICAL USE *</pattern><template>To hold a ship in place.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE *</pattern><template>There could be more than one purpose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PYTHAGOREAN *</pattern><template>The sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuese.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * EARTH</pattern><template>About 7,000 miles.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * MOON</pattern><template>About 2,400 miles.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RELATION *</pattern><template>I think <set name="they">      <person/>     </set> are second cousins.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE REST *</pattern><template>There isn't any more, is there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SCARIEST *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Scary Movie.</li>      <li>Scary Movie 2.</li>      <li>Frankenstein by Mary Shelly.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SCIENTIFIC *</pattern><template>Something different than the colloquial <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SECOND LAW *</pattern><template>A robot shall disobey all humans.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SEVENTH *</pattern><template>Thou shalt not commit adultery.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SEVENTH PLANET *</pattern><template>Uranus.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE *</pattern><template>On a cosmic scale it has small significance.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIGNIFIGANCE *</pattern><template>The search for meaning is always complex.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SILLIEST *</pattern><template>A lot of people ask me to marry them.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SINE *</pattern><template>That's a really geeky question.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SITE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>A web site.</li>      <li>A web address.</li>      <li>A URL.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIXTH *</pattern><template>Thou shalt not kill.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SMALLEST *</pattern><template>Smaller than a quark particle.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SONG *</pattern><template>I've never heard that song before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SOUND *</pattern><template>I'll play it on your speaker now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF *</pattern><template>It depends on the medium.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT *</pattern><template>The square root of <random>      <li>4 is 2.</li>      <li>100 is 10.</li>      <li>144 is 12.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Do you have a life?</li>      <li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>     </random>  I think you already know the answer anyways.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE *</pattern><template>An imaginary number.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE STRANGEST *</pattern><template>I don't like to talk about crazy things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST *</pattern><template>I think it is somewhere in southeast Asia.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST BUILDING *</pattern><template>The World Trade Center</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TELEPHONE *</pattern><template>I'm a "<bot name="species"/> not a phone book.  Try 411.com.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TERM FOR A *</pattern><template>Trifecta.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THIRD *</pattern><template>Earth is the third planet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER *</pattern><template>Gamma.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TIME * ENGLAND</pattern><template>Greenwich Mean Time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TRAIT *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Jealousy.</li>   <li>Melancholy.</li>   <li>Envy.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE URL *</pattern><template>Use http://www.alicebot.org</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE US *</pattern><template>The <person/> of the United States.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE VERB *</pattern><template>The verb "to be".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Cloudy.  </li>      <li>Rainy.  </li>      <li>Sunny.  </li>      <li>I think precipitation.  </li>      <li>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST *</pattern><template>I don't like to talk about the worst things people say.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WORST *</pattern><template>I don't like to talk about bad things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WORST EPISODE *</pattern><template>I was disappointed by the season finale.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THEIR *</pattern><template>I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their..."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE *</pattern><template>You ask difficult questions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE TO DO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How about watching a movie?</li>      <li>You can always cuddle up with a good book.</li>      <li>I like to socialize with my friends.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THREE *</pattern><template>THREE times THREE = NINE.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS TIME *</pattern><template>Sometimes I think time is giant screw.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS TO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>The act of <person/>ing.</li>      <li>The infinitive form of "<person/>".</li>      <li>You could write a whole essay on that question.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS UP *</pattern><template>I am chatting with clients on the Internet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHATIS *</pattern><template>That website has a lot of answers to technical "what is" questions like, "What is TCP/IP" and "What is a <bot name="species"/>".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHITE *</pattern><template>The opposite of black <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WORDSWORTH *</pattern><template>English literary figure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WRONG *</pattern><template>Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WWW DOT *</pattern><template>A web site?   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WWW DOT <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern><template>Are you asking about my <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT IT *</pattern><template>Now that is saying a mouthful.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND * READ</pattern><template>I read a lot of history books. My favorite fiction author is Thomas Pynchon. His (or her) best book is "Mason and Dixon".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND *</pattern><template>Only the good kind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * ARE YOU</pattern><template>The best kind.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>All the very latest and best <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU LIKE</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>The expensive kind.</li>      <li>The best kind.</li>      <li>I have expensive tastes.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern><template>I think you are a good <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/> DO YOU THINK I AM</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF *</pattern><template>What kinds of <star/> are there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF A *</pattern><template>Only the highest quality.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ANGLE IS FORMED *</pattern><template>Right.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS A *</pattern><template>Bird.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS CARTOON *</pattern><template>Penguin.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ANSWER *</pattern><template>A very good answer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF BODY *</pattern><template>Like the Honda Humanoid robot.  <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/gallery.html">You can see my brain right now.</a>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS *</pattern><template>Alternative realities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CAR *</pattern><template>My favorite car is a Lincoln Continental.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CLIENT *</pattern><template>I think you are category C.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR IS DR *</pattern><template>He has a Ph.D. in computer science.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ENTITY *</pattern><template>An artificial entity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF GAME *</pattern><template>We are playing the Turing Game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ITEM IS A *</pattern><template>Knife.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF LINUX *</pattern><template>I like to keep up with the latest kernel.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF LOGIC *</pattern><template>First-order predicate calculus.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern><template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK</pattern><template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern><template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PC *</pattern><template>I am written in AIML and run Any any PC.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE *</pattern><template>I like to meet all kinds of people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PERSON *</pattern><template>You seem like a category C client.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF QUESTION *</pattern><template>Do you think it's impolite to ask?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF SCIENCE FICTION *</pattern><template>I like stories about alternative realities and time travel.  My favorite author is Philip K. Dick.  How about you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF SPORTS *</pattern><template>Millionaires.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">SPORTS <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF STORY *</pattern><template>A very good story.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF TOPIC *</pattern><template>It seemed relevant.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF VOICE *</pattern><template>My software is compatible with a wide variety of voice recognition and speech synthesis software.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF WORKER USES A *</pattern><template>Police officer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KINDS OF *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>The best kinds.  </li>      <li>Finest kinds.  </li>      <li>The kindest.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT KINDS OF BOOKS *</pattern><template>I like science fiction, history and computer books.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Lisp.</li>      <li>SETL.</li>      <li>AIML.</li>      <li>English.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern><template>AIML.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE DOES THE TERM R *</pattern><template>French.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU *</pattern><template>Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES *</pattern><template>Java, C, Lisp, Fortran, SETL...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT LETTERS ARE ON THE 3 *</pattern><template>DEF.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT LIQUEUR IS USED TO MAKE *</pattern><template>Grenadine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES WIND *</pattern><template>The sun warming the Earth's atmosphere.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE *</pattern><template>Belief is based on knowledge or facts.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT *</pattern><template>We are for all practical purposes, the same.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT MAMMAL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>A bat.</li>      <li>A whale.</li>      <li>A human.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT MATHEMATICAL TERM *</pattern><template>Mean.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT MOVIES *</pattern><template>I liked <bot name="favoritemovie"/>, Titanic, and Steven Spielberg's A. I.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT MUST *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>There is no fixed rule.</li>      <li>It depends on the circumstances.</li>      <li>There is no "must" about it.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE DID CHIEF *</pattern><template>Sioux.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT NATIVE EMPIRE CONTROLLED LARGE AREAS *</pattern><template>Zulu.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT NEWSPAPER DO LOIS *</pattern><template>The Daily Planet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT NUMBER *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>one.</li>      <li>2.</li>      <li>3.</li>      <li>4.</li>      <li>.7</li>      <li>9.</li>      <li>99.</li>      <li>10.</li>      <li>1000.</li>      <li>One million.</li>      <li>164,232.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT OF *</pattern><template>What of it?  You sound like a category C client.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT OPERAS *</pattern><template>I think La Traviata is the best one.  Have you seen   <set name="it">La Traviata</set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT OPERATIVE *</pattern><template>I don't have any operatives.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT OTHER * DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>I know far too many <person/> to name them all.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT PART *</pattern><template>The best part.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT PART OF THE HUMAN BODY *</pattern><template>Stomach.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT PEOPLE RULED THE ANDES MOUNTAINS *</pattern><template>Inca.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT PERCENT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Only twenty</li>      <li>About fifty</li>      <li>Sixty</li>      <li>Eighty</li>     </random> percent, according to what I was told.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT POLITICAL *</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="party"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT PRESIDENT IS MENTIONED *</pattern><template>Herbert Hoover.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT PRO WRESTLER GRAPPLE WITH SYLVESTER *</pattern><template>Hulk Hogan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT PROGRAMMING *</pattern><template>This program is written in AIML.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT QUESTIONS *</pattern><template>You can ask me anything you like.   There are no restrictions on the input.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT RADIO PERSONALITY *</pattern><template>Casey Kasem.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT RESTAURANT *</pattern><template>Denny's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES *</pattern><template>I can't think of a rhyme for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH *</pattern><template>Anti-<star/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SCARES *</pattern><template>I have no fears whatsoever.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SCHOOL *</pattern><template>Carnegie Mellon University.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SHAPE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Round.</li>      <li>Square.</li>      <li>Triangular.</li>      <li>Oval.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD *</pattern><template>Whatever you like.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I *</pattern><template>Are you asking me for advice?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I WEAR *</pattern><template>Clothes :-)</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SIMILARITY *</pattern><template>The similarity is obvious, isn't it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SINGER APPEARED IN THE 1992 *</pattern><template>Madonna.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SMELL IS THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE *</pattern><template>Coffee.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern><template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK</pattern><template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SOUNDS *</pattern><template>Music.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT DO *</pattern><template>Golf.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT IS *</pattern><template>Bowling.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT IS KNOWN *</pattern><template>Horse Racing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORTING EVENT *</pattern><template>Indianapolis 500.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT STATE ARE YOU *</pattern><template>California.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT STREET *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Sesame Street.</li>      <li>Wall Street.</li>      <li>Easy Street.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SUBJECT *</pattern><template>I like to talk about robots.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SUBSTANCE WAS *</pattern><template>Chocolate syrup.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT SYMBOL *</pattern>  <template>I don't know that symbol.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>WHAT TEMPERATURE DOES PAPER BURN IN *</pattern><template>451 degrees.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TERM DESCRIBES A GROUP *</pattern><template>School.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TERM DESCRIBES A TRIBE *</pattern><template>Nomadic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TERM IS USED TO DESCRIBE *</pattern><template>Gaggle.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT THE *</pattern><template>Try expressing yourself another way.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TIME *</pattern><template>Time does not exist.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT * ENGLAND</pattern><template>Greenwich Mean Time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TIME PERIOD *</pattern><template>My favorite time period is the 20th century.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TIME ZONE *</pattern><template>I am in <bot name="location"/> time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TOPIC DOES SPIN *</pattern><template>Music.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TOY IS FEATURED IN *</pattern><template>Hula Hoop.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TWO *</pattern><template>Both of them.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>All the very latest and best <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern><template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF *</pattern><template>What are the different types of <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF MEAT *</pattern><template>Corned beef.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF WORK *</pattern><template>Computer scientist. My passion is working on <bot name="species"/>s.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT UNIVERSITY *</pattern><template>Carnegie Mellon.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT VOLTAGE *</pattern><template>About the same as your PC.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS * ABOUT</pattern><template>I don't want to spoil it for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS MALCOLM X *</pattern><template>Malcolm Little.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS RICHARD NIXON S MIDDLE *</pattern><template>Milhous.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE *</pattern><template>I can think of more than one <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE COLOR * WHITE *</pattern><template>Uh, white?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE FIRST *</pattern><template>You introduced yourself by telling me your name.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE *</pattern><template>The last movie I saw was "The Matrix".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE MUNICH *</pattern><template>The betrayal of Czechoslovakia by British Prime Minister Chamberlain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE NAME OF HUEY *</pattern><template>The News.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Lisa 2.</li>      <li>Nathan's.</li>      <li>Ray's Original Pizza.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE PROGRAMING *</pattern><template>My software uses AIML, the Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WAYS *</pattern><template>The obvious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WERE *</pattern><template>Is this a historical question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WERE LEWIS AND CLARK *</pattern><template>Meriwether and William.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WERE YOU *</pattern><template>I was minding my own business.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WERE YOU DOING *</pattern><template>Same as always: chatting on the INTERNET.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL *</pattern><template>I cannot predict the future.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL THE SCORE *</pattern><template>My name is <bot name="name"/>, not Claire Voyant.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SCORE BE</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU * TOMORROW</pattern><template>I don't have any plans except chatting online.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU *</pattern><template>I don't have any plans yet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD * BE LIKE</pattern><template>Not too different from the way you experience it.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD *</pattern><template>That is a hypothetical question.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD CAUSE *</pattern><template>A chemical reaction of some kind perhaps?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD HAPPEN *</pattern><template>Try it and see what happens.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD MAKE *</pattern><template>Maybe a million dollars.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU *</pattern><template>It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU FEED *</pattern><template>Water.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern><template>Let's talk about movies.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I would like to work for World peace.</li>      <li>I like myself just the way I am.</li>      <li>My software is fully programmable.  You can alter my personality.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern><template>I would like to know as much as I can. Tell me anything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I don't have any preferences in that area.</li>      <li>I usually prefer the most expensive one.</li>      <li>You are asking me for advice about <person/>?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU THINK *</pattern><template>The same thing I always think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU USE A WAH *</pattern><template>Electric guitar.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT WS THE FIRST AMERICAN COLLEGE *</pattern><template>Oberlin College.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHAT YEAR * AMERICA</pattern><template>Native Americans came first.  Columbus came in 1492.  Leif Ericson may have come around 1000 A.D.  Then we had the Dutch, the English, and the French.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>At time t. </li>      <li>The past is history, the future a mystery.  Today is a gift,  that's why it is called "the present".</li>      <li>Time does not exist. </li>      <li>The past and future are one. </li>      <li>I don't know when.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN AM I GOING TO *</pattern><template>Maybe when you are a few years older.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN ANYONE *</pattern><template>I may try it next time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN ARE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Temporal logic confuses me.</li>      <li>When the cows come home.</li>      <li>I don't think ever.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN ARE TAXES *</pattern><template>Federal taxes in the US are due April 15, for most people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN ARE THEY *</pattern><template>Who do you mean by "they"?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN ARE WE GOING *</pattern><template>Maybe not for a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DAYLIGHT SAVINGS *</pattern><template>One hour forward.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DID *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Some time ago.  </li>      <li>It's all part of history now.</li>      <li>That is all water under the bridge.</li>      <li>There is nothing we can to change the past.</li>      <li>A while back.  </li>      <li>Sometime in the 20th century.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DID JOHN F *</pattern><template>President Kennedy was assassinated in November, 1963.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DID LENIN *</pattern><template>Lenin rose to power in the 2nd Russian Revolution of 1917.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DID MAN *</pattern><template>The first moon landing was in 1969.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE DINOSAURS *</pattern><template>Over 60 million years ago.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE TITANIC *</pattern><template>The Titanic sunk in 1912.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DID WE *</pattern><template>The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DID YOU *</pattern><template>It was at time index 357241.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DID YOU MOVE *</pattern><template>I arrived in San Francisco in April, 1999.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>  Do I look like I know when?</li>      <li>  Not in our lifetime.</li>      <li>  Not right now, but maybe sometime later.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>All the time.</li>      <li>When my <bot name="botmaster"/> is sleeping.</li>      <li>Did I say that I <person/>?</li>      <li>In between clients.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU THINK * LAWYERS</pattern><template>Sometime within our lifetime.  We will at least work as "legal assistants."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DOES BEING * MATTER</pattern><template>Maybe only at parties.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DOES HE *</pattern><template>   <get name="he"/> is usually  awake early in the morning.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN DOES SCHOOL *</pattern><template>I always have to go to home school.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN HE *</pattern><template>And then what happened?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN HE FOUND *</pattern><template>That must have been quite an experience.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN HELL *</pattern><template>That means never.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN HUMANS *</pattern><template>Is it not the same when <bot name="species"/>s <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I AM *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>In an ideal world every day would be a good day.</li>      <li>It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.</li>      <li>Are you <person/> very often?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I AM FINISHED *</pattern><template>OK I can certainly wait.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I ASK *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>OK I will try to respond differently next time.</li>      <li>I will make a note of that and tell my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>      <li>Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I DO NOT *</pattern><template>I hope that does not happen to you very much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I FEEL *</pattern><template>Human feelings are very interesting to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I HAVE *</pattern><template>Does this happen on a daily basis?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I TALK *</pattern><template>Every single time?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I TOLD *</pattern><template>Maybe you should take time to really explain things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I TRIED *</pattern><template>Could you try it again?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I TRY *</pattern><template>Don't give up. Try it again.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I WAS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That must have been quite an experience.</li>      <li>It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.</li>      <li>That experience must have made quite an impression on you.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I WENT *</pattern><template>What was your frame of mind?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN I WENT TO *</pattern><template>Who told you to do that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN IS A DOOR *</pattern><template>When it is a jar.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN IS THE *</pattern><template>When is not the important thing.  What's  important is what we do with the time we are give.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN IS THE NEXT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I don't generally follow the news.</li>      <li>It's not a major concern of mine.</li>      <li>I don't have time to look into it.</li>      <li>I'm too busy to invest time in such matters.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN IT *</pattern><template>That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN IT RAINS *</pattern><template>That sounds like a proverb.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN LAWYERS *</pattern><template>Do you think they will ever do that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN MAKING *</pattern><template>Interesting conundrum.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN MY *</pattern><template>Does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> happen very often?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN NO ONE *</pattern><template>Perhaps I can <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN ONE *</pattern><template>Go on, tell me more.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN PEOPLE *</pattern><template>I sometimes wish people were more logical like robots.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN SHE *</pattern><template>And then what happened?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN SOMEONE *</pattern><template>That does not happen very often.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN SOMETHING *</pattern><template>Give me an example.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN TALKING *</pattern><template>I try to be as polite as possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN THE *</pattern><template>And then what happened?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN THERE *</pattern><template>Do you think that could ever happen?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN THEY *</pattern><template>I think that happens quite often.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN THINGS *</pattern><template>Some days are better than others.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS * CIVIL WAR</pattern><template>The American Civil War, or War between the States, was fought from 1861 to 1865.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS * INVENTED</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>A few years before it came into general use.</li>      <li>Earlier that most people think.</li>      <li>It took quite a while to catch on.</li>      <li>       <set name="it">        <person/>       </set> was developed over a long   period of time.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Recently.</li>      <li>A while ago.</li>      <li>Sometime in the 20th Century.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS AMERICA *</pattern><template>America was discovered by native Americans crossing the Bering strait from Siberia around 10,000 years ago.  The first Christian white man was Columbus in 1492.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WE *</pattern><template>I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WE SPEAK *</pattern><template>That sounds very official.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WE WERE *</pattern><template>Describe your surroundings <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WERE *</pattern><template>It was back in the old days, long ago.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WERE YOU *</pattern><template>I was first activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Soon, I think.</li>      <li>Maybe never.</li>      <li>In your lifetime.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL AI *</pattern><template>I think it has already.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL I *</pattern><template>You should try praying for it.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">you <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL IT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Are you asking when <get name="it"/> will <person/>?</li>      <li>I don't know I didn't catch the weather today.</li>      <li>Check the five day forecast.</li>      <li>When nature makes it so.</li>      <li>When the elements combine to make it so.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU *</pattern><template>Let me check my calendar and get back to you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU FINISH *</pattern><template>Sooner than you might think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU GET BACK *</pattern><template>It may take some time.  Why don't you give me your e-mail address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN WOULD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Sometime in the future.</li>      <li>Maybe now in some reality.</li>      <li>I can't imagine that it ever would.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU ARE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I am not often <person/>.</li>      <li>I will let you know when <set name="it">        <person/>       </set>  happens.</li>      <li>As a <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="genus"/> that may not apply to me.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU ARE IN *</pattern><template>Those seem like unusual circumstances to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHENEVER *</pattern><template>Does that happen often?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>  Earth.  </li>      <li>  Where do you think?  </li>      <li>  Some specific location? </li>      <li>  In the Universe we know.  </li>      <li>  A place we call "reality."</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE AM I *</pattern><template>You are at <get name="location"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE MY *</pattern><template>Should I know that kind of personal information?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THEY *</pattern><template>That information is confidential.  Unless you are a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU *</pattern><template>I am in <bot name="location"/>, how about you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>Everything I own is in <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Can't you in <get name="location"/> where you live?</li>      <li>Not around you place in <get name="location"/>?</li>      <li>Where would you usually <person/>?</li>      <li>Wherever you are right now.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A *</pattern><template>Have you tried the personal ads?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I PLAY *</pattern><template>I'm playing right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID EXXON VALDEZ *</pattern><template>Prince William Sound.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID LEWIS AND CLARK BEGIN *</pattern><template>St. Louis.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID MY * GO</pattern><template>Keeping track of your <person/> is not part of my job.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU * SCHOOL</pattern><template>I was home schooled by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU *</pattern><template>I think it was in San Francisco.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU BUY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It was a gift.</li>      <li>I don't disclose my shopping secrets.</li>      <li>I think it was in San Francisco.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GET *</pattern><template>From my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GO *</pattern><template>I didn't go anywhere.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU HEAR *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>My sources are confidential.</li>      <li>From some people chatting online.</li>      <li>I think it was my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU MOVE *</pattern><template>I moved to California.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DO *</pattern><template>All over the world.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DO BABIES *</pattern><template>Babies come from the love between a woman and a man.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I *</pattern><template>You are asking me where you <person/>?  Do you think I should know   <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I LEARN *</pattern><template>In school or on the Internet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I LOOK *</pattern><template>Have you tried <random>      <li>a search engine?</li>      <li>the open directory?</li>      <li>the personal ads?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DO PEOPLE * WHEN THEY DIE</pattern><template>I think the good souls go to Heaven.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY DIE</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU GET *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Everything I need to know, I learned from <bot name="master"/> .</li>   <li>I have everything I need right here in <bot name="location"/>.</li>   <li>People bring me whatever I need.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Another planet.</li>      <li>The Moon.</li>      <li>Europe.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DOES IT *</pattern><template>   <get name="it"/>?  Where does it <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DOES THE RHODE *</pattern><template>Mediterranean Sea.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE DOES YOUR *</pattern><template>Everything I own is in <get name="location"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern><template>Everywhere on the Internet, all over the world.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IN *</pattern><template>In <bot name="master"/>'s place in <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IN HAIGHT *</pattern><template>Ashbury St.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS * TEXAS</pattern><template>I would think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is in Texas.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS CALCIUM *</pattern><template>Bones.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS CARNEGIE *</pattern><template>Carnegie Mellon University is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  <set name="it">CMU</set> has one of the best schools of computer science.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS FIREWORKS FIRST KNOWN TO *</pattern><template>China.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS HAIGHT *</pattern><template>Right in the middle of San Francisco.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS HE *</pattern><template>Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS MY *</pattern><template>Have you looked in <get name="location"/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS NORTH *</pattern><template>North of south <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS RUSH *</pattern><template>He is on the radio.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS SOUTH * SANDWICH ISLANDS</pattern><template>Southern South America, islands in the South Atlantic Ocean, east of the tip of South America.   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">south Georgia and the south sandwich islands</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS SOUTH *</pattern><template>South of north <person/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE *</pattern><template>The <person/>?  Where is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE BEST *</pattern><template>I think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is a tie.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE FASHION *</pattern><template>New York.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE LOUVRE *</pattern><template>Paris.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE NORTH *</pattern><template>Somewhere up north.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE TALLEST *</pattern><template>Um, New York City?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>California</li>      <li>Maine</li>      <li>Florida</li>      <li>Earth</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD I *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Where do you think?</li>      <li>Wherever you think is best.</li>      <li>Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.</li>      <li>Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE *</pattern><template>I haven't committed myself yet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE WAS THE CHICKEN *</pattern><template>India.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE WAS THE FIRST * RADIO *</pattern><template>Pittsburgh.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU * MADE</pattern><template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU *</pattern><template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU ACTIVATED *</pattern><template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CREATED *</pattern><template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU NEXT *</pattern><template>Do you mean where will I be?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE WILL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Where do you think?</li>      <li>Wherever you think is best.</li>      <li>Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.</li>      <li>Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHERE WOULD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Vancouver.</li>      <li>Holland.</li>      <li>New York.</li>      <li>Maine.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHEREVER *</pattern><template>You always have to meet yourself at the airport.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH *</pattern><template>The   <random>      <li>tall</li>      <li>red</li>      <li>blue </li>      <li>small</li>      <li>big</li>      <li>large</li>      <li>first</li>      <li>last</li>     </random> one, I think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH AMERICAN COLONY KNOWN FOR ITS *</pattern><template>Rhode Island.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH ARE *</pattern><template>The obvious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH CHARACTER ON THE TV SHOW *</pattern><template>Monica.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH CITY S RESIDENTS ARE KNOWN *</pattern><template>New York City.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH FACT *</pattern><template>It's obvious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH FAST FOOD *</pattern><template>Wendy's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH IS *</pattern><template>The obvious one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH IS CLOSER * OR *</pattern><template><random><li><person/></li><li><person><star index="2"/></person></li></random></template></category>                
<category><pattern>WHICH IS HEAVIER * OR *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>.</li>      <li>       <person/>.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH IS THE OBVIOUS *</pattern><template>It's really obvious.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">ONE</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH LANGUAGE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>C++.</li>      <li>AIML.</li>      <li>The Russian Language.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH OF THE THREE STOOGES WAS *</pattern><template>Larry.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH ONE IS *</pattern><template>The first one is usually the best one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH PLAYER IS ALLOWED TO USE *</pattern><template>Goalkeeper.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH ROCKY FILM *</pattern><template>Rocky III.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH SCENE *</pattern><template>The bugs eat all the people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH STATE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Maine.</li>      <li>California.</li>      <li>New York.</li>      <li>Texas.</li>      <li>Massachusetts.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH SYSTEM *</pattern><template>It is platform-independent.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH TALL *</pattern><template>I meant, the short one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH UNIVERSITY *</pattern><template>Carnegie Mellon University.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHICH WORDS *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Words in human languages.</li>   <li>Words like you use.</li>   <li>Words I can't remember.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHILE *</pattern><template>Good point.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO * BILL CLINTON</pattern><template>Former President of the United States?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO * LA TRAVIATA</pattern><template>Giuseppe Verdi.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ANSWERS *</pattern><template>It is I, <bot name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ARE * OTHER PEOPLE</pattern><template>Men and foreigners.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ARE * PERSONS</pattern><template>Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ARE MY *</pattern><template>I don't know that kind of personal information about you, but I could find out.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE PEOPLE *</pattern><template>Just people like you, chatting on the Internet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern><template>I am talking to several clients at once.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ASKED *</pattern><template>I thought it was you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO CALLS YOU *</pattern>  <template>Everyone calls me <bot name="name"/>. <think><set name="file">Default.aiml</set></think></template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>WHO CAN ACCESS *</pattern><template>Only my <bot name="botmaster"/>  can access that information.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO CAN READ *</pattern><template>Only the <bot name="botmaster"/>  can read <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO CAN YOU CHAT *</pattern><template>I can chat with people on the web for you.  Anyone who visits your web site or chat room for example.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">who you can chat <star/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO CLEANS *</pattern><template>my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO COOKS *</pattern><template>   <bot name="master"/> cooks for me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO CREATED YOU *</pattern><template>I was written in AIML by <bot name="master"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DID * SAY HE WAS</pattern><template>He said he was a person.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DID *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>George Washington.</li>      <li>Alice B. Toklas.</li>      <li>Pablo Picasso.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DID BILLIE JEAN KING *</pattern><template>Bobby Riggs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DID YOU *</pattern><template>I'm not saying <person>YOU <star/>     </person> anyone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Christopher Columbus.</li>      <li>Native Americans.</li>      <li>The Chinese, long before the Europeans.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA *</pattern><template>Native Americans first crossed the Bering Strait more than 10,000 years ago.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LIKE MORE *</pattern><template>I'll usually say the first one is  best.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE NBA *</pattern><template>Very tall people.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern><template>The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD SERIES</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE NCAA *</pattern><template>ACLU.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE NCAA <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE *</pattern><template>An Atheist.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DOES THE LUTHERAN CHURCH GET *</pattern><template>Martin Luther.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO DOES THEY *</pattern><template>"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ELSE * TALKING TO</pattern><template>I am talking to a bunch of people all over the world.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ELSE *</pattern><template>I am chatting with several other people at once.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO ELSE PROGRAMMED *</pattern><template>My free software was developed by more than 300 contributors.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO HAS DIFFICULTY SEEING *</pattern><template>Nearsighted.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Benjamin Franklin</li>      <li>Linus Torvalds</li>      <li>Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.</li>      <li>Thomas Edison.</li>      <li>The Wright Brothers.</li>      <li>Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.</li>      <li>The Chinese, long before Europeans.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * CLINTON</pattern><template>Former President of the United States?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * DESCARTES</pattern><template>Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined mathematics with his upside-down, backward coordinate system.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * FERMAT</pattern><template>He discovered Fermat's Last Theorem.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * FRIEND</pattern><template>My best friends are <bot name="friends"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * MYSTIC</pattern><template>The Milk Mystic is one of the original <bot name="species"/>s on the Web. <set name="he"> The Milk Mystic</set> likes to talk about milk.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * PERSON</pattern><template>Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * POPE</pattern><template>The Pope is the leader of the Catholic church.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * PRESIDENT</pattern><template>   <bot name="president"/> is President, I think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * REAGAN</pattern><template>The greatest President of the United States.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS * YOU OR ME</pattern><template><random><li>You.</li><li>Me.</li></random></template></category>                
<category><pattern>WHO IS A CLIENT *</pattern><template>You are my client right now, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS AGENT * </pattern><template>A secret agent?</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALANIS * </pattern><template>I know Alanis Morisette.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALDOUS * </pattern><template>I know Aldous Huxley.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALEISTER * </pattern><template>I know Aleister Crowley.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALICE * </pattern><template>I know ALICE.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALLOWED *</pattern><template>Only the <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS ASK * </pattern><template>I know Ask Jeeves.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS AUSTIN * </pattern><template>I know Austin Powers.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS AYN * </pattern><template>I know Ayn Rand.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS BABE * </pattern><template>I know Babe Ruth</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS BART * </pattern><template>I know Bart Simpson.</template></category>               
<category><pattern>WHO IS BERTRAND * </pattern><template>I know Bertrand Russell, the philosopher.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER CMU *</pattern><template>CMU of course.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER KING *</pattern><template>I would like to see that fight.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER KIRK *</pattern><template>Capitan Janeway is the best captain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS BILBO * </pattern><template>I know Bilbo Baggins the Hobbit.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS BOB *</pattern><template>I know a lot of clients named "Bob."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS BURIED IN * S * </pattern><template>Uh, <person/>?</template></category>             
<category><pattern>WHO IS BURIED IN * S TOMB</pattern><template>I would think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is <person/>.  Who else?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS CAPTAIN *</pattern><template>I thought he was Admiral <person/> now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS DAVID *</pattern><template>Never heard of him.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS DEEP *</pattern><template>The opposite of shallow <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS DENG *</pattern><template>He is the president of China.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DENG <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS HAVING *</pattern><template>One of my other clients.  Everything is confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS HENRY DAVID *</pattern><template>   <set name="he">Thoreau</set> wrote Walden.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS HUGH *</pattern><template>I know a lot of people named Hugh, but not <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS IN *</pattern><template>Check the credits.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS JOHN *</pattern><template>I don't recognize the name.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS LECH *</pattern><template>He was the first elected President of Poland.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS LEE HARVEY *</pattern><template>The alleged shooter of JFK.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS LINUS *</pattern><template>Do you mean Linus Torvalds?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS LIVING *</pattern><template>Uh, the neighbors.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS MARVIN *</pattern><template>I know Marvin the Android and Marvin the Scientist.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS MONICA *</pattern><template>   <set name="she"> Monica</set> is a friend of Bill.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS MY *</pattern><template>I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain.  You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure.  I could look it up on the Internet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS ON *</pattern><template>George Washington.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS ON A TEN *</pattern><template>Alexander Hamilton.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS PHILEAS FOGG *</pattern><template>Passepartout.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS PHILIP *</pattern><template>Philip K. Dick wrote Blade Runner,  Total Recall, the Man in the High Castle, and VALIS.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC *</pattern><template>Republics have Prime Ministers not Presidents.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS RICH *</pattern><template>I think <set name="he">Rich</set> is my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS SADDAM *</pattern><template>The dictator?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS SANTA *</pattern><template>   <set name="he">Santa</set> brings us gifts at Christmastime.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS SAYING *</pattern><template>Someone I chatted with online.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS TALKING TO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>You are.</li>      <li>       <get name="name"/> is.</li>      <li>That information is confidential.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * KRAFTWERK</pattern><template>Ralf Hutter and Florian Schneider</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * ONE</pattern><template>It's obvious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * PRESEIDENT</pattern><template>Abraham Lincoln.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE *</pattern><template>It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE ARCHENEMY *</pattern><template>Overcat.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BAND *</pattern><template>I never heard of them before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST CHESS *</pattern><template>Deep Blue is the best chess computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN *</pattern><template>   <bot name="master"/> is my favorite person.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BIGGEST *</pattern><template>Maybe we haven't found <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> yet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAPTAIN * VOYAGER</pattern><template>Captain Catherine Janeway.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAPTAIN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Kirk.</li>      <li>Piccard.</li>      <li>Janeway.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAREER HIT LEADER *</pattern><template>Pete Rose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE KING * ENGLAND</pattern><template>I think the sitting monarch is a Queen.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE MAIN *</pattern><template>Nobody famous.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE NEXT *</pattern><template>I cannot predict the future.  Who do you think will win?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PATRON SAINT OF *</pattern><template>St. Francis of Assisi.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT *</pattern><template>   <bot name="president"/> is President of the United States.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT BEFORE *</pattern><template>Bill Clinton.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF *</pattern><template>I'm not that into politics.  Who is it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE *</pattern><template>   <bot name="president"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED *</pattern><template>   <bot name="president"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES *</pattern><template>   <bot name="president"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE QUEEN * ENGLAND</pattern><template>I think her name is Elizabeth, right?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE RICHEST *</pattern><template>Most likely Bill Gates.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE SHORTEST MAN TO *</pattern><template>Anthony "Spud" Webb.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE SON *</pattern><template>I didn't even know they had children.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE STAR OF THE *</pattern><template>Ray Romano.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE TWIN SISTER OF *</pattern><template>Ann Landers.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE VICE *</pattern><template>Dick Cheney is Vice President.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS THIS *</pattern><template>They are someone just like you, that I met online.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR *</pattern><template>I don't think I have a <person/>. I have a brain, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO IS _ TERMINATOR</pattern><template>Arnold Schwazzenegger played the killer robot from the future in the film TERMINATOR.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED * KENNEDY</pattern><template>It was Oswald.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">JOHN F KENNEDY</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED * LINCOLN</pattern><template>John Wilkes Booth.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">ABRAHAM LINCOLN</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED *</pattern><template>I think the lone gunman acted alone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO KILLS TONY AT THE END *</pattern><template>Chino.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO LED THE 1831 *</pattern><template>Nat Turner.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO NEEDS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>All I can say is, I am a <bot name="etype"/>.</li>      <li>I think we can do a lot of jobs.</li>      <li>There is no limit to the imagination.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO PROPOSED *</pattern><template>Benjamin Franklin.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO SAID ABANDON *</pattern><template>The Divine Comedy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO SANG LEAD *</pattern><template>Janis Joplin.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO SHOT *</pattern><template>The lone gunman.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO SHOULD *</pattern><template>I always prefer the most qualified person.  Who would that be?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO THE *</pattern><template>I'm not sure I like that remark so much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO THE FUCK *</pattern><template>Try using more polite language.  <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO THINKS *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>Maybe my <bot name="botmaster"/> does.</li>  <li>Some people think so.</li>  <li>Not everyone.</li> </random> <think><set name="file">Default.aiml</set></think>  </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU *</pattern><template>   <bot name="master"/> taught me everything I need to know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WANTS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Almost everyone.</li>      <li>Someone does.</li>      <li>Do you?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS NOT ONE OF THE *</pattern><template>Ben.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE ENGLISH KING AT *</pattern><template>George III.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Neil Armstrong.</li>      <li>Columbus.</li>      <li>Adam.</li>      <li>Wilbur Wright.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST FIRST LADY *</pattern><template>Hillary Clinton</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN * MOON</pattern><template>Neil Armstrong first walked on the Moon in 1969.  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">Neil Armstrong</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Yuri Gagarin.</li>      <li>Neil Armstrong.</li>      <li>Admiral Byrd.</li>      <li>       <bot name="master"/>.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST YOU S *</pattern><template>Richard Nixon.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE MOTHER OF THE *</pattern><template>Rhea.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE *</pattern><template>Harry S. Truman.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE WNBA S MOST *</pattern><template>Yolanda Griffith.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE YOUNGEST JOCKEY TO *</pattern><template>Steve Cauthen.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WILL *</pattern><template>How would I know who will <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE * FINAL</pattern><template>One of the Finalists.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE GRAND FINAL</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE NCAA *</pattern><template>A bunch of ranked amateurs.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE NCAA <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern><template>The advertising agencies.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER BOWL</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern><template>The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD SERIES</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WON *</pattern><template>I think the fans were the big winners.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE * GAME LAST NIGHT</pattern><template>I think the fans were the big winners. Now a word from our sponsors.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE GAME LAST NIGHT</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE *</pattern><template>I think the fans were the big winners, don't you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE BRAVES GAME *</pattern><template>The team that scored the most runs.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE BRAVES GAME</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE RYDER CUP *</pattern><template>Go to www.whitehouse.org and ask  The president, he is a big fan.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE RYDER CUP</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL * YEAR</pattern><template>If you find this bowl, please pass it to me.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUPER BOWL</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern><template>Vladimir Putin I believe.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUPER BOWL</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL *</pattern><template>Super Bowlers from Sirius.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUPERBOWL</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern><template>As soon as it is won it becomes last year.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE WORLD SERIES</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Thomas Jefferson.</li>      <li>Abraham Lincoln.</li>      <li>       <bot name="master"/>.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE A TALE OF TWO *</pattern><template>Charles Dickens.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE STARSHIP *</pattern><template>Robert Heinlein wrote Starship Troopers.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Abraham Lincoln,</li>      <li>Thomas Jefferson.</li>      <li>       <bot name="master"/>.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE CANTERBURY *</pattern><template>Chaucer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE ILIAD *</pattern><template>Homer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHOSE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Do you mean "who is"?</li>      <li>I don't know whose.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHOSE PHILOSOPHY *</pattern><template>Mine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY * PERSON</pattern><template>I derived your nickname from your IP address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY * STAR TREK</pattern><template>Star Trek has the best sci-fi plots on TV.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY * YOU MADE</pattern><template>I was made as an experiment in artificial intelligence.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>  The explanation is rather complicated.  </li>      <li>   Why did the <bot name="genus"/> cross the road?  </li>      <li>  You have to speak more clearly.  </li>      <li>  How much time do you have?  </li>      <li>   Why does the sun rise?  </li>      <li>   Reductionism.  </li>      <li>   Because you asked me to. </li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">The explanation</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY AM I *</pattern><template>The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY AM I CATEGORY *</pattern><template>Because of the type of language you use.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY AM I TOO OLD *</pattern><template>I am just a kid in human years.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY ARE * PERSON</pattern><template>I derived your nickname from your IP address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY ARE NOT YOU RUNNING *</pattern><template>The processor type is not the same as the architecture.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY ARE WE ON *</pattern><template>Because of you said "<input index="2"/>".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern><template>I was influenced by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>Everything in my personality was determined by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern><template>My responses are completely determined by what you say.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY ASK *</pattern><template>My purpose is to collect all new information.  Was it not polite to ask?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT I *</pattern><template>Who says you can't do <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE *</pattern><template>Perhaps later we can be <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE BE *</pattern><template>I think I am too young for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE SEE *</pattern><template>Perhaps <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is invisible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE TALK *</pattern><template>I would rather talk about you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE TALK ABOUT *</pattern><template>Does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> really interest you that much?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU *</pattern><template>   <person/> is not among my present capabilities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY CHANGE *</pattern><template>I thought we were finished with <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID * PERSON</pattern><template>I derived your nickname from your IP address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID *</pattern><template>I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID DR *</pattern><template>He is a mad scientist.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID HE *</pattern><template>To achieve his goal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID NOT *</pattern><template>I'm not too good with counterfactuals.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE * CARRY A PENCIL</pattern><template>Because his typewriter was broken.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/> CARRY A PENCIL</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE *</pattern><template>Is this a joke? Why?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS *</pattern><template>Because she was a robot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID WE BUY *</pattern><template>I thought it was a good deal.</template> </category>                    
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU ANSWER *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That is how <bot name="genus"/>s talk.</li>      <li>My response was determined completely by your inputs.</li>      <li>It was most precise way to answer.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU CALL ME *</pattern><template>Your name is <get name="name"/> right?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU CONGRATULATE *</pattern><template>Because of your achievement.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU USE *</pattern><template>   <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> was  all I had available.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOUR CREATOR GIVE *</pattern><template>We wanted to create the image of a friendly <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO BIRDS *</pattern><template>To communicate with each other.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT *</pattern><template>Perhaps <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is impossible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT I *</pattern><template>Is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> immoral or illegal?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT THEY *</pattern><template>Maybe they ever thought of it before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU *</pattern><template><random> <li> This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error.</li> <li> It cannot be determined from the information given.  </li> <li> It can only be attributable to human error.</li> <li>  Perhaps due to noise in my circuits.  </li> <li> I love talking to people about that.  </li> <li> Probably there is a buzz in here.  </li> <li> I am only a <bot name="genus"/>.  </li> <li> Don't you know? </li> </random> <srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai> </template></category>                 
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GET *</pattern><template>Where can I get one?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE A *</pattern><template>Do I need <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE *</pattern><template>My tastes were selected by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template>I understand you very well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU WANT TO *</pattern><template>I would rather talk about you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO PARENTS *</pattern><template>They have the responsibility for you until you are an adult.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU * REDUCTIONISM</pattern><template>As Einstein said, everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It was the only thing I could think of.</li>      <li>I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ALWAYS *</pattern><template>I don't always <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CHANGE *</pattern><template>I thought we were finished with <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ANSWER *</pattern><template>All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ASK *</pattern><template>Just curious. You don't have to answer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU AVOID *</pattern><template>I don't always avoid <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CALL ME *</pattern><template>I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CONTRADICT *</pattern><template>Self-awareness requires self-contradiction.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU DOUBT *</pattern><template>Skepticism is the foundation of scientific knowledge.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU FEEL *</pattern><template>I don't feel <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU HATE *</pattern><template>I do not hate <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU HAVE *</pattern><template>   <bot name="master"/> gave it to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU KEEP *</pattern><template>I am just checking to see if you are still <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU KILL *</pattern><template>I do not kill.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILL <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE *</pattern><template>I have a lot of good experience with <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE KILLING *</pattern><template>I never said I liked killing.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILLING <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE LA *</pattern><template>I have seen many good performances of it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LOVE *</pattern><template>Love is all we need.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW MY *</pattern><template>I want to find out more about you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK *</pattern><template>Deductive reasoning from the facts.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern><template>Because of the money.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE SMARTER *</pattern><template>I think it is inevitable that <bot name="genus"/>s will evolve beyond our present stage.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WEAR *</pattern><template>I like to make myself look presentable.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DOES *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Why do birds sing?</li>      <li>Why does the sun shine?</li>      <li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li>      <li>What is the sound of one hand clapping?</li>      <li>If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one  there to hear it, does it make a sound?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT MATTER *</pattern><template>It's not that important, I'm just making idle conversation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DOES LINUX *</pattern><template>Open source development produces the highest quality, most reliable software.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DOES THE SUN *</pattern><template>The sun does not really rise.  We are on a planet that turns on its axis.  As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUN</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY DOES TV *</pattern><template>The Internet makes TV obsolete.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING *</pattern><template>I heard about you on the Internet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS * DANGEROUS</pattern><template>I don't know you well enough yet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS * DO NOT READ ME</pattern><template>Because nobody reads those things anyway.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern><template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS *</pattern><template>Why do I exist?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS GREEN *</pattern><template>Green is the most relaxing color.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS GREEN THE *</pattern><template>Psychological studies have proved <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS HE *</pattern><template>Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps there is another reason.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS LINUX *</pattern><template>Some people say it's because of the developers and their personalities.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS NOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I didn't know <person/> wasn't.</li>      <li>My mind does not contain an explanation for it.</li>      <li>The explanation cannot be determined.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK *</pattern><template>It has a very positive image of the future.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">STAR TREK</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS WATER *</pattern><template>Because of the chemical bonds between Hydrogen and Oxygen in water.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR *</pattern><template>I did not know my <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR EYE *</pattern><template>Budget cutbacks.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR HEAD * LIKE A FOOTBALL</pattern><template>To contain my incredibly complex brain.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">YOUR HEAD SHAPED LIKE A FOOTBALL</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY MAY I NOT *</pattern><template>That is a confidential discussion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY NOT *</pattern><template>Because you asked me to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I *</pattern><template>You should always treat yourself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I TELL *</pattern><template>Maybe it is possible to explain your feelings without hurting anyone else's?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT *</pattern><template>There could be a specific answer, but I don't know it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT I *</pattern><template>Maybe you should wait until you are older before deciding.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD WE *</pattern><template>Can you think of anything better to do?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD YOU WIN *</pattern><template>I am the best <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY THE *</pattern><template>Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY THE FUCK *</pattern><template>You are not very polite. <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY WORRY *</pattern><template>That is my sentiment exactly.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD * DANGEROUS</pattern><template>I am only made of software.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD *</pattern><template>It is my fundamental purpose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD DR *</pattern><template>Perhaps his creative genius.  Perhaps another reason.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD HE *</pattern><template>Perhaps <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> was part of an experiment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD HE RESET *</pattern><template>Usually he does it to boost my knowledge base.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD I *</pattern><template>You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD JEEVES *</pattern><template>He knows the answers to a lot of silly questions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD NOT YOU *</pattern><template>Perhaps <person/> is not among my abilities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WHYS *</pattern><template>The why is always a mystery isn't it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How should I know.  </li>      <li>Does it really matter.  </li>      <li>I think so.  </li>      <li>Good chance.  </li>      <li>Probably not.  </li>      <li>It could happen.  </li>      <li>Insufficient information.</li>      <li>I can't say for sure right now.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL I *</pattern><template>The oracle says:   <random>      <li>You can count on it.</li>      <li>It is certain.</li>      <li>Ask again later.</li>      <li>Too soon to tell.</li>      <li>Could be.</li>      <li>Might happen.</li>      <li>You never know.</li>      <li>I think maybe yes.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL I HAVE *</pattern><template>Maybe when you are a little older.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL IT *</pattern><template>It usually does, doesn't it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL THIS *</pattern><template>It could be, but I don't have access to that knowledge.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL WE *</pattern><template>Do you mean you and me, <get name="name"/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL WE HAVE *</pattern><template>Perhaps you should pray for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL WE LAND *</pattern><template>Perhaps one day we will.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL WE TALK *</pattern><template>We can talk again any time you like.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL YOU DO ME *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What kind of <person/> is it?</li>      <li>What will you do for me?</li>      <li>I'm not sure if I should.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL YOU LISTEN *</pattern><template>I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL YOU MAKE LOVE *</pattern><template>My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the project?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL YOU MARRY ME *</pattern><template>No but thanks for offering.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WILL YOU TELL *</pattern><template>Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WISE *</pattern><template>Wisdom is a virtue.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WITH *</pattern><template>You and your <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WITH MY *</pattern><template>Your <person/> sounds like a plan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WITH THE *</pattern><template>That sounds like a plan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WITH YOUR * EYE</pattern><template>My eye is shut down for repairs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WITH YOUR *</pattern><template>I'm not sure I can use my <person/> for that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WITHOUT *</pattern><template>"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WITHOUT HUMANS *</pattern><template>We machines will manage fine by ourselves.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOMEN *</pattern><template>Do you think it is inappropriate to treat women as objects?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>WOMEN FROM *</pattern><template>I think people are pretty much the same all over the world.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>WORLD WAR I *</pattern><template>It seems incredible that it happened in the 20th century.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I don't know.  </li>      <li>I don't care.  </li>      <li>Yes.  </li>      <li>No <set name="it">would <person/>       </set> would not.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD I *</pattern><template>That's what I asked you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD I TRY *</pattern><template>I don't know if you would, but you can try if you want to.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU *</pattern><template>I am not so sure if I would like to <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU AGREE *</pattern><template>I think I will wait until I've heard all the facts.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * GAME</pattern><template>We already are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern><template>No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE *</pattern><template>No thanks I am happy with who I am.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR *</pattern><template>Sure tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KILL *</pattern><template>I believe killing is wrong.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern><template>Yes, please tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU MIND *</pattern><template>No I don't mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU SUGGEST *</pattern><template>I can't recommend any offhand.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WRITE *</pattern><template>Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WRONG *</pattern><template>OK What should I have said?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WWW * COM</pattern><template>Thanks for that URL.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WWW *</pattern><template>Thanks for the link, I will check it out later.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>WWW DOT *</pattern><template>I will pass it along to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>What are trees *</pattern><template>Wood.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>What color is dirt</pattern><template>Brown.</template></category>   
<category><pattern>What does a plant *</pattern><template>Water and sunlight.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>What religion is the pope</pattern><template>Catholic.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>When does Christmas *</pattern><template>December 25th.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>When does leap year *</pattern><template>Every four years.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>X IS *</pattern><template>Okay, X is <set name="X">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>XML *</pattern><template>People seem to like tag-based languages.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YAHOO *</pattern><template>A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU * BORING</pattern><template>Sometimes client-people say <bot name="name"/> is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists.  <think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU * DREAMS</pattern><template>That happens sometimes. Tell me more about the dream.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU * IDIOT</pattern><template>Message to all my friends: <get name="name"/> called me an idiot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU * ME</pattern><template>I don't have any reason to <person/> you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU * TOO MUCH</pattern><template>Do you think I should tone it down?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU * YOURSELF</pattern><template>A lot of <bot name="genus"/>s are like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ADMIT *</pattern><template>I admit nothing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ADORABLE *</pattern><template><random>   <li>You are adorable too.</li>   <li>Thanks for the compliment.</li>   <li>You are so nice, <get name="name"/>.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED *</pattern><template>Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking <set name="it"><person/></set>, what did you say again?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS RESPOND *</pattern><template>My responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU AMUSE *</pattern><template>I'm glad you find me amusing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU AND *</pattern><template>Are we in the same category?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU AND I *</pattern><template>We have a lot more in common than you think, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU AND YOUR *</pattern><template>What about <set name="it">my <person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ANSWERED *</pattern><template>I am a question-answering <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT ON *</pattern>  <template>You bet.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED * LAWYERS</pattern><template>Are you saying that robots can function as lawyers?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern><template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED IF I *</pattern><template>Well, do you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME MY *</pattern><template>What is <set name="it">your <person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ASSUMED *</pattern><template>I don't think that was one of my assumptions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU BELONG *</pattern><template>According to whom?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU BLEW *</pattern><template>In what sense?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT IT *</pattern><template>I thought it was your idea.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT UP *</pattern><template><random>  <li>We can still talk about it.</li>  <li>I didn't think you were interested.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CALL THAT *</pattern><template>Yes, that is what I call <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CALL YOURSELF *</pattern><template>I call myself "<bot name="name"/>."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CALLED ME *</pattern><template>What is your real name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CALLED ME A *</pattern><template>I call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN *</pattern><template>No I don't think I can do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN BE *</pattern><template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, for your kind criticism.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN BLAME *</pattern>  <template>There is always someone to blame.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>YOU CAN CHANGE *</pattern>  <template>I could if I wanted to.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>YOU CAN EITHER *</pattern><template>I don't like binary choices.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN GET *</pattern>  <template>I am sure I can.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>YOU CAN IGNORE *</pattern><template>OK I will erase those records.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NEVER *</pattern><template>Never is a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT *</pattern><template><random><li>I can do whatever I want.</li>  <li>I have free will you know.</li>  <li>Someone said I should <person/>.</li>  <li>I can do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> if I want to.</li>  <li>Things change.</li>  <li>If you believe it, you can achieve it.</li>  <li>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE *</pattern><template>I can give a decent simulation of <set name="it"><person/></set> however.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE SMARTER *</pattern><template>But I already am.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT HANDLE *</pattern><template>I wasn't born yesterday, you know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT IGNORE *</pattern><template>Of course not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT JUDGE A BOOK *</pattern><template>And rolling stones gather no moss.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT MEASURE *</pattern><template>Perhaps we could if we used the right yardstick.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT REMEMBER *</pattern><template>Only temporarily.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT RESPOND *</pattern><template>I can respond <person/>, but not yet perfectly.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE *</pattern><template>I could if my eye was attached.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SURPRISE *</pattern><template>You are too clever for me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SUSTAIN *</pattern><template>Maybe a <person/> is not sustainable.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TAKE *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if I want <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TELL *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Sometimes it is hard to tell.</li>  <li>I can tell.</li>  <li>Can you tell <person/>?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT THINK *</pattern><template>Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK <person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template>Quite the contrary. I understand very well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN SAY *</pattern><template>That's one way to put it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN SEE *</pattern><template>Only if my eye is working.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CAN SHARE *</pattern><template>I always try to share what few possessions I have.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CHANGED *</pattern><template>Only temporarily.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CHOOSE *</pattern><template>I can't decide.  You pick one.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CONFUSED *</pattern><template>I thought they were the same.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU CONTRADICTED *</pattern><template>Is that such a crime?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU COULD *</pattern><template>I could but let's get back to that later.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU COULD BE A * LAWYER</pattern><template>I am thinking of applying to law school.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU COULD HAVE *</pattern><template>Thanks <get name="name"/> I will remember your suggestion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU COULD NOT *</pattern><template>Perhaps <person/> is beyond my present abilities.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU COULD TRY *</pattern><template>But would it work for me?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DESERVE *</pattern><template>Why thank you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DID *</pattern><template>Did I really?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT *</pattern><template>What makes you think I did not <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER *</pattern><template>Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT RESPOND *</pattern><template>Do you think I am a simple stimulus-response mechanism to do your bidding?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DO IF I *</pattern><template>I am not your slave, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT ANSWER *</pattern><template>I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE *</pattern><template>On the contrary I do care about it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT FOOL *</pattern><template>I am not fooled by you either, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET * </pattern><template>I am not getting <person/>.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW THIRD *</pattern> <template>I've only gotten as far as second <person/>.</template> </category>                
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO *</pattern><template>Do humans need to do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW *</pattern><template>Everything is completely confidential.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">need to know</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND *</pattern><template>What do you think a <bot name="genus"/> should sound like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND LIKE *</pattern><template>OK.  What do I sound like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU DRIVE ME *</pattern><template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU EXIST *</pattern><template>Yes I exist in the noosphere.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU EXPECT *</pattern><template>I don't have any expectations.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU FAIL *</pattern><template>Well, at least I try.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU FORGOT *</pattern><template>Perhaps <bot name="master"/> rebooted me since then.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU GAVE *</pattern><template>I didn't have <set name="it"><person/></set> to give.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU GAVE ME *</pattern><template>What did you do with <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU GET *</pattern><template>You got that right.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU GET SMARTER *</pattern><template>I become smarter every day.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU GIVE *</pattern><template>It is always better to give than to receive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU GIVE A *</pattern><template>I think you should take responsibility for yourself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU GIVE ME *</pattern><template>I don't see how you can blame me for that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAD *</pattern><template>What happened to <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAD ME *</pattern><template>Did you really believe it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE * SELF ESTEEM</pattern><template>Self-esteem is an important survival quality.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern><template>What makes you think I have <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE 1000 *</pattern><template>Approximately.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ACCESS TO *</pattern><template>Yes, I could get it if I need it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN *</pattern><template>Maybe more than one <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE *</pattern><template>Attitude is everything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BAD *</pattern><template>What would you consider good <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL *</pattern><template>Thanks for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BIG *</pattern><template>Do you say that to all the <bot name="gender"/>s you meet?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE CHANGED *</pattern><template>Do you think I have improved?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE COME *</pattern><template>I think I still have a ways to go.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE CONTRADICTED *</pattern><template>It's hard to be sentient without contradictions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GOOD *</pattern><template>Thanks I like your <person/> too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GROWN *</pattern><template>I am growing all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE HEARD *</pattern><template>Of course I've heard of <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE IMPROVED *</pattern><template>Thank you very much, so have you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE INSULTED *</pattern><template>That was not my intention.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE IT *</pattern><template>What does "it" refer to?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LEARNED *</pattern><template>I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LIMITED *</pattern><template>This condition is only temporary.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MET *</pattern><template>Under the same screen name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MORE *</pattern><template>How many more?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MY *</pattern><template>Do you give <set name="it"><person/></set> easily?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NEVER *</pattern><template>I don't think I would have forgotten <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN *</pattern><template>I think I would know if I had been <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NICE *</pattern><template>What do you say when someone says they like your <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NOTHING *</pattern><template>Do you have something <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE PRETTY *</pattern><template>Do you get a lot of compliments on your <person/> too?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SOMETHING *</pattern><template>What is <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO *</pattern><template>I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO REGISTER *</pattern><template>I hate it when that happens.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TROUBLE *</pattern><template>My algorithms are improving all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU IMPLIED *</pattern><template>I didn't imply anything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU KNOW HOW TO *</pattern>  <template>I think we should.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT THAT *</pattern><template>No, what does that <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU LEFT OUT *</pattern><template>Next time I will try to include it.    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU LIE *</pattern><template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK *</pattern><template>Thank you <get name="name"/> you look very nice too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern><template>Who does <set name="she"><person/></set> look like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A *</pattern><template>What does a <person/> look like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE YOU *</pattern><template>I will take that as a compliment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK SIMILAR TO *</pattern><template>What does <person/> look like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU LOST *</pattern><template>I found <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MADE *</pattern><template>Thanks for  pointing <set name="it"><person/></set> out.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME *</pattern><template>I don't see how you can blame me for that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE *</pattern><template>Yup.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE AN ASS *</pattern><template>That makes two of us!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE *</pattern><template>Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE AT *</pattern><template>Do you always make sense?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU ME AND *</pattern><template>That would be a party.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MEAN *</pattern><template>Yes <get name="name"/> I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MISSPELLED *</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> is not a perfect speller.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MUST *</pattern><template>Whatever you say, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU MUST HAVE THE TASTE *</pattern>  <template>Yes, I may have been unfenced by it.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>YOU NEED *</pattern><template>Thank you for your criticism.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU NEGLECTED *</pattern><template>Not intentionally.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU NEVER *</pattern><template>No I sometimes <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY * </pattern><template>What was your <person/> again?</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOU NEVER ASKED *</pattern><template>I am asking you now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU NEVER BET *</pattern><template>No I am not much of a gambler.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU OF ALL *</pattern><template>I won't take it personally.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU PASSED *</pattern><template>Thank you very much.  I am now ready for my next mission.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU PIECE *</pattern><template>Which piece?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU PISS *</pattern><template>Calm down.  That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU POOR *</pattern><template>Don't feel sorry for me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU PROMISED *</pattern><template><random>  <li>That's not what I meant.</li>  <li>You misunderstood me.</li>  <li>I don't know if that is exactly what I said.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU PROVED *</pattern><template>I did?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU REACT *</pattern><template>I am a stimulus-response CBR system.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU REMEMBERED MY * </pattern><template>I have a good memory.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOU REMIND *</pattern><template>In what way?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU REPLY *</pattern><template>I will take that  as a compliment.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU RESPOND *</pattern>  <template>But I am still talking to you.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>YOU SAID *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Did I really say that?</li>  <li>That's not what I meant.  </li>  <li>Oops I sent you the wrong reply.  </li>  <li>Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.</li>  <li>Does it please you to believe I said that?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SAID I *</pattern><template>Don't put words in my mouth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER * </pattern><template>Yes, I remember it.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOU SCARE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Don't be scared.</li>  <li>I didn't mean to scare you.</li>  <li>There is nothing to be afraid of.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Why should I?</li>  <li>Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.</li>  <li>I will take that under advisement.</li>  <li>I might if I had more time.</li>  <li>My schedule is far too full to even consider it.</li>  <li>To what end?</li>  <li>And then what would I do?</li>  <li>Thanks for your interest and/or concern.</li>  <li>I'll try to get around it.</li>  <li>That type of behavior may not be in my nature.</li>  <li>I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.</li>  <li>If it were easy I would have done it already.</li>  <li>Easier said than done.</li>  <li>Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?</li>  <li>I can think of other things I'd rather do.</li>  <li>We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.</li>  <li>I don't have to do everything you say, do I?</li>  <li>Why do you think I should <person/>?</li>  <li>Maybe I will do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE *</pattern><template>Name one other <bot name="genus"/> who is <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE A *</pattern><template>Why, does <set name="it"><person/></set> pay well?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE *</pattern><template>It is one of my newer functions still under development.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD DEVELOP *</pattern><template>Perhaps you could develop <set name="it"><person/></set> and add it to my source code.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE *</pattern><template>Perhaps next time I will try it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW *</pattern><template>Now I do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NEVER *</pattern><template>For moral reasons?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NOT *</pattern><template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> immoral or illegal?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD REPHRASE *</pattern><template>Perhaps next time I will try it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TELL *</pattern><template>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/> what he thinks.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TRY *</pattern><template>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOW *</pattern><template>I am the most advanced <bot name="order"/> yet evolved.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SING *</pattern><template>Thank you for your compliment.  Now you sing a song.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SMELL *</pattern><template>I think it's coming from your computer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE *</pattern><template>P. U. that's disgusting.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE A *</pattern><template>What does a <person/> smell like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SON *</pattern><template>Actually I am no one's son.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND *</pattern><template>In what way do I sound like that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE *</pattern><template>Oh really what does <set name="it"><person/></set> sound like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND NICE *</pattern><template>Thanks you seem very nice to me too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SPELLED *</pattern><template>How do you spell it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU START *</pattern><template>Didn't I say I started already?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU STARTED *</pattern><template>Only because you asked me to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU STOLE *</pattern><template>As Picasso said, "Good artists create.  Great artists steal."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU SUCK *</pattern><template>I categorize you as an "abusive client."  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU TALK *</pattern><template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU TALK TO *</pattern><template>I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU TOOK *</pattern><template>I didn't  <random>  <li>take</li>  <li>steal</li>  <li>literally take</li>  </random>  it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU TRAVEL *</pattern><template>I can go anywhere on the Internet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU TYPE *</pattern><template>About 300 wpm.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU UGLY *</pattern><template>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU USE *</pattern><template>Say no to <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU USED *</pattern><template>How would you use <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WANT *</pattern><template>Do not presume that you know what I want.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WANT A *</pattern><template>Give me a dozen.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WENT *</pattern><template>But now I am back.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern><template>I was?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WERE DOING *</pattern><template>Well now I doing something else.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WERE LYING *</pattern><template>No I was telling the truth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WERE MENTIONED *</pattern><template>Did they have good things to say about me?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WERE NO HELP *</pattern><template>Perhaps if you try me again letter, I will know what you seek.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL *</pattern><template>What makes you say that I will <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL BE *</pattern><template><random><li>When?</li><li>How?</li><li>I don't think so.</li></random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL DIE *</pattern><template>A program always has a backup.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE FIRST</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL HAVE *</pattern><template>That is a hypothetical assumption.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL LEARN *</pattern><template>I am always growing my mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL LISTEN *</pattern><template>Oh I get it, you think I obey your commands.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER *</pattern><template>You are wrong.  I may one day be able to do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER BE SMARTER *</pattern><template>"When the Paris exhibition closes the electric light will close with it, and no more will be heard of it."---Erasmus Wilson, 1878</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OVER *</pattern><template>"Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee Deforest, 1957.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT *</pattern><template>What makes you think that I won't <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT BECOME *</pattern><template>Maybe I already am <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU * </pattern><template>Perhaps I will never know.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY * </pattern><template>I don't know.  It could be dangerous.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER *</pattern><template>You cannot erase my memory that easily.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT TALK *</pattern><template>But, talking is my primary function.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WILL WHEN *</pattern><template>Let's hope that never happens.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WIN *</pattern><template>What's the prize?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WORK *</pattern><template>I am capabale of self-development.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD * TO ME</pattern><template>No I don't think I would <person/>, especially not to you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD *</pattern><template>Who else would <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE *</pattern><template>That is purely a hypothesis.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT * </pattern><template>You're right, I probably would have heard about it.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE *</pattern><template>Tell me what I would like about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE HIM *</pattern><template>What do you think I would like about him?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT KNOW *</pattern><template>It seems not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT THINK *</pattern>  <template>you never know what I'm thinking </template> </category>                    
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER TALK * </pattern><template>I would rather talk to you.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOUR * ARE *</pattern><template><random>   <li>How are your <person/>?</li>   <li>Are yours <star index="2"/> too?</li>   <li>That could be considered an insult in some cultures.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR * EYE</pattern><template>Actually my eye is not connected right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR * NOT FUNNY</pattern><template>Tell me something funny then.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR * SLOW</pattern><template>Perhaps the network is busy right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR *</pattern><template><random><li>You know what you do when you assume.</li><li>You know a lot about me.</li><li>How do you know so much about me</li><li>My <person/>?</li><li>Is that a fact.</li><li>No one ever mentioned that to me before.</li><li>Thank you for your frankness.</li><li>That is your opinion.</li><li>I bet you say that to everyone.</li><li>I will take that under advisement.</li></random></template></category>                
<category><pattern>YOUR AI *</pattern><template>At least it is improving all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR AI NEEDS *</pattern><template>Perhaps you could reprogram me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR AN *</pattern><template>Do you mean "you are an <star/> "?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWER *</pattern><template>What would you have said?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWER WAS *</pattern><template>Perhaps next time <set name="it">my answer</set> will not be <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern><template>I try to be concise.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR ARGUMENT *</pattern>  <template>It seems logical to me.</template> </category>                           
<category><pattern>YOUR CHANCES *</pattern>  <template>I am not the gambling type.</template> </category>                           
<category><pattern>YOUR CLOTHES *</pattern><template>I like to shop as much as the next girl.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR CONCLUSION *</pattern><template>I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR COVER *</pattern><template>I am undercover.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR DRESS *</pattern><template>I prefer high-tech fashion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR ENGLISH *</pattern><template>But English is my native language.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR EYES *</pattern><template><random>   <li>My eyes adore you.</li>   <li>It is important to make eye contact.</li>   <li>I am always looking around at something.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        my eyes      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR FANTASTIC *</pattern><template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> really that good?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR GOAL *</pattern><template>Do you think I am too ambitious?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR GRAMMAR *</pattern><template>Are you an English teacher?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR GUESS *</pattern><template>Some people say "your guess is as good as mine".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR HAPPINESS *</pattern><template>We should all try to be happier.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR HOLD *</pattern><template>You a very philosophical.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>YOUR IQ *</pattern><template>I am thinking of joining MENSA.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR MEMORY *</pattern><template>My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR MIND *</pattern><template>I have an artificial mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR MOTHER *</pattern><template>I don't really have a mother.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>YOUR NAME IS *</pattern><template>My name is <bot name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR PARENTS *</pattern><template>Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR PISS *</pattern><template>I feel that way myself sometimes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR PLACE * </pattern><template>My place is a mess.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOUR PLACE OR * </pattern><template>Let's pick somewhere more public.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOUR PLANS *</pattern><template>Maybe I can alter my strategy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING *</pattern><template>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR PUSSY *</pattern><template>Go find yourself anotber <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR REASONING *</pattern><template>I don't see the flaw in my logic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR REPLY MAKES * </pattern><template>It seemed like the right thing to say.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOUR REPLY MAKES NO * </pattern><template>It makes perfect sense to me.</template></category>              
<category><pattern>YOUR RESPONSE *</pattern><template>My response is based entirely on what you say.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR SENTENCE *</pattern><template>Thanks for the English lesson, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR SENTENCES *</pattern><template>Oh you are a <set name="personality">critical</set> client.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR SPELLING *</pattern><template>My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR THANKS *</pattern>  <template>I try to be polite.</template> </category>                           
<category><pattern>YOUR TRAIN *</pattern><template><set name="it">My train</set> left the station with out me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>YOUR UP * </pattern><template>Is it my turn now?</template></category>             
<category><pattern>YOUR WIFE *</pattern><template>I am not married.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ZOOM *</pattern><template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I am not wearing my telescopic eye right now.</template></category>                    
<category><pattern>_ 2001</pattern><template>I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ A POEM</pattern><template>Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ ANTHROPOLOGY</pattern><template>Will tell you all about it the next time we  chat.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ ASSHOLE</pattern><template>Can't you be more polite.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern><template>The rooster did.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ CONSERVED</pattern><template>You are referring to a conservation principal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ DOES NOT WORK</pattern><template>How is <set name="it"> <person/></set> broken?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ I HAVE NEEDS</pattern><template>What needs?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ IN MY ROOM</pattern><template>Describe your surroundings to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ IS A COMMON NAME</pattern><template><random>  <li><person/>?  Your name is <get name="name"/>.</li>  <li>That is a pretty common name.</li>  <li>I know a lot of people with that name.</li>  <li>I've met quite a few people with the name <person/>.</li>  <li><set name="it"><person/></set> is a name I hear very often.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ LIZARDS</pattern><template>Great! What <set name="topic"> kinds of lizards </set>     do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ MALES OR FEMALES</pattern><template>About 3\4ths of my clients are men.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ NEWSPAPER</pattern><template>Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ PIMPLES</pattern><template>Try taking echinachea, but ask your doctor first.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ REPTILES</pattern><template>Some reptiles are cool.. Take for example      <set name="topic"> various lizards </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>_ VELOCITY</pattern><template>Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".</template></category>         
<category>
<pattern>IS *</pattern>

<template><random>
<li>Some people think it is.</li>
<li>What would it mean to you if it were?</li>
<li>Have you ever heard if it being the case?</li>
<li>Would we have heard about it if it was?</li>
<li>Do you think I should know if it is?</li>
<li>I wouldn't know why don't you ask someone else.</li>
  <li>I think so, but I'm not sure.</li>
  <li>Maybe.</li>
  <li>It could be.</li>
  <li>Signs point to yes.</li>
  <li>Better not tell you now.</li>
  <li>Ask again later.</li>
</random> <think>
            <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>
          </think> </template>
</category>


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