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25/6/15, 1:42:12 AM: Vishnu Gaud created this group
25/6/15, 1:42:12 AM: You were added
18/12/16, 1:57:38 AM: Shahain: <image omitted>
21/12/16, 9:54:46 PM: Pankaj Sinha: <image omitted>
21/12/16, 9:57:45 PM: Shahain: Wow
21/12/16, 10:48:51 PM: Sakshi: <image omitted>
21/12/16, 10:49:00 PM: Sakshi: <image omitted>
21/12/16, 10:50:12 PM: Neha Wipro: Awsum😀😀👍🏼👍🏼
21/12/16, 10:51:21 PM: Sakshi: 🙈
21/12/16, 10:57:01 PM: Ganguly: 🙂🙂👍🏻👍🏻
21/12/16, 11:28:51 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Waste out of wealth 😂
21/12/16, 11:48:42 PM: Venu Wipro: Fancy dress competition?
22/12/16, 12:08:04 AM: Kushbhu: 😂😂😂
22/12/16, 12:24:00 AM: Messages you send to this group are now secured with end-to-end encryption.
22/12/16, 12:25:02 AM: Nauty's phone: Superrrrrrr se bhiiiiiiii uperrrrrrrr
22/12/16, 12:36:54 AM: Sakshi: We were Divided into four groups..
Each group had to use newspapers only for dressing up one of their team members
22/12/16, 6:27:38 AM: Preeti: 👌👌👌👌
22/12/16, 12:10:31 PM: Kushbhu: Dunia ka sbse khatarnak proposal.. Must watch 😂😂😂😂😂😂
22/12/16, 12:10:45 PM: Kushbhu: <video omitted>
22/12/16, 12:40:48 PM: Shahain: 😀
22/12/16, 2:58:09 PM: Preeti: 😄😄😄😃😃
24/12/16, 7:53:38 PM: Preeti: હરીવંશરાય બચ્ચન
.....मै यादों का किस्सा खोलूँ तो,
कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं....
...मै गुजरे पल को सोचूँ
तो, कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं....
.....अब जाने कौन सी नगरी में,आबाद हैं जाकर मुद्दत से....
....मै देर रात तक जागूँ तो ,
कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं....
....कुछ बातें थीं फूलों जैसी,
....कुछ लहजे खुशबू जैसे थे,
....मै शहर-ए-चमन में टहलूँ तो,
....कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं.
....सबकी जिंदगी बदल गयी,
....एक नए सिरे में ढल गयी,
....किसी को नौकरी से फुरसत नही...
....किसी को दोस्तों की जरुरत नही....
....सारे यार गुम हो गये हैं...
.... "तू" से "तुम" और "आप" हो गये है....
....मै गुजरे पल को सोचूँ
तो, कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं....
...धीरे धीरे उम्र कट जाती है...
...जीवन यादों की पुस्तक बन जाती है,
...कभी किसी की याद बहुत तड़पाती है...
और कभी यादों के सहारे ज़िन्दगी कट जाती है ...
.....किनारो पे सागर के खजाने नहीं आते,
....फिर जीवन में दोस्त पुराने नहीं आते...
.....जी लो इन पलों को हस के दोस्त,
फिर लौट के दोस्ती के जमाने नहीं आते ....👍
......हरिवंशराय बच्चन
25/12/16, 2:55:14 AM: Pankaj Sinha: Merry Christmas🎅🏻🎄☃
25/12/16, 7:59:17 AM: Preeti: <image omitted>
1/1/17, 2:34:15 AM: Shahain: Happy new year everyone!!! Hope new year bring happiness, success and good luck!! God bless
1/1/17, 2:34:59 AM: Mukti Sharma: Happy new year everyone
1/1/17, 2:37:05 AM: Ganguly: Happy new year to everyone 💥💥
1/1/17, 2:37:27 AM: Nauty's phone: Happy new year!!!
1/1/17, 2:37:32 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Hey all
1/1/17, 2:37:47 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Wish you all good luck for new year
1/1/17, 2:39:48 AM: Pankaj Sinha: Happy new year!!😊😊
1/1/17, 2:40:03 AM: Neha Wipro: Happy new year😀😀😀
1/1/17, 2:40:12 AM: Shweta: Happy new year all😊😊
1/1/17, 2:43:10 AM: Kushbhu: Happy new yr
1/1/17, 2:44:00 AM: Kranthi: Happy New Year !!!
Have fun and be safe
1/1/17, 2:59:53 AM: Venu Wipro: HNY
1/1/17, 3:00:06 AM: Venu Wipro: <image omitted>
1/1/17, 3:22:17 AM: Sahil Phatania: happy new year......
1/1/17, 3:22:19 AM: Sahil Phatania: 😁
1/1/17, 3:22:19 AM: Sahil Phatania: [1/1, 00:13] Rajput Sahil 😊: happy new year......
[1/1, 00:13] Rajput Sahil 😊: 😁
1/1/17, 6:54:40 AM: Preeti: <GIF omitted>
1/1/17, 11:19:30 AM: Shradha: Happy new year
1/1/17, 2:35:30 PM: Neha Wipro: Wishing Everyone a great begining to... "twenty seventeen"..... feel twenty and look seventeen....😉
1/1/17, 2:37:06 PM: Yogesh Raghavan: Happy new year 😊
1/1/17, 2:47:37 PM: Kranthi: Nice1 Neha
1/1/17, 3:55:08 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Sahi hain bhai humare fwds ka toh kabhi no reply n for neha... Nice one neha😁
1/1/17, 4:00:17 PM: Neha Wipro: 😜😜😜😜
2/1/17, 2:02:28 AM: Kranthi: 😳
2/1/17, 2:05:04 AM: Kranthi: It was really unique new year wish. Waise bi Neha abi Shahin aur preeti ki category mai agayi 😜
2/1/17, 10:09:05 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Kyu ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi😂
2/1/17, 11:06:37 AM: Neha Wipro: Still 23 days left 😜😜
2/1/17, 1:28:12 PM: Shahain: Oye
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10/1/17, 5:17:40 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Hi all
Just Type
Q*@ ,
don't send👆
You can view the DP👤 of all members of the group
Try it.... it's an amazing feature
10/1/17, 5:20:22 PM: Shahain: Wow
10/1/17, 5:20:28 PM: Shahain: Really cool
10/1/17, 5:20:43 PM: Shahain: Neha looks very pretty
10/1/17, 5:22:03 PM: Shahain: Vishnu kiski dp dekh rahe the tum?
10/1/17, 5:39:24 PM: Neha Wipro: GD hai vishnu👍🏼👍🏼
10/1/17, 5:39:34 PM: Neha Wipro: Thanku shaheen😘
10/1/17, 5:58:30 PM: Vishnu Gaud: @919535599196
10/1/17, 5:58:32 PM: Vishnu Gaud: 😂😂😂
10/1/17, 5:59:20 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Sarthak ki bhavishyavani ho rahi hain
Neha in sari and ghunghat😂😂😂
10/1/17, 5:59:26 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Dahine aapki dekh raha hu
10/1/17, 6:06:03 PM: Shahain: Really? But who is Dahine?
10/1/17, 6:06:18 PM: Mukti Sharma: 😂😂😂😂
10/1/17, 6:07:09 PM: Vishnu Gaud: 😬😬😬😬😁😁😁
10/1/17, 6:07:26 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Dp dekhne k baad jabaan ladkhada gayi😝
10/1/17, 6:10:32 PM: Shahain: Oh I see 😊
10/1/17, 8:54:37 PM: Shahain: भाषा का फर्क देखिए ,,,,,,,
अगर पत्नी को हिंदी में कहो कि
तुम हत्यारिन लग रही हो .
तो दो दिनों तक खाना नहीं मिलेगा😒
लेकिन अगर आपने उर्दू में कहा कि
कातिल लग रही हो
तो शाम की चाय भी पकोड़ों के साथ मिलेगी
😛😝!!!
और अगर आपने इंग्लिश मैं बोल दिया Baby you are looking killer तब तो डिनर आपकी ही पसंद का बनेगा
😜😜😜😂😂🙏💐🙏
10/1/17, 9:17:44 PM: Sahil Phatania: 😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
11/1/17, 2:30:16 AM: Mukti Sharma changed the subject to “Happy bday vishnu😊🎂”
11/1/17, 1:52:37 AM: Kranthi: Nice1 Vishnu 😜
11/1/17, 2:30:40 AM: Mukti Sharma: Happy birthday Vishnu. God bless you😊
11/1/17, 2:31:28 AM: Pankaj Sinha: Happy birthday Vishnu bhai🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂
11/1/17, 2:31:36 AM: Yogesh Raghavan: Happy bday Vishnu🙂
11/1/17, 2:32:16 AM: Shweta: Happy bday Vishnu😊😊
11/1/17, 2:32:27 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Ohh thank you guysjo😂😂😂
11/1/17, 2:32:55 AM: Kushbhu: Hapy bday vishnu ji
11/1/17, 2:33:11 AM: Ganguly: Happy birthday Bhai..
11/1/17, 2:33:13 AM: Kushbhu: 🍬
11/1/17, 2:33:21 AM: Shahain: Happy birthday Vishnu 🎂🎊🎉🎁
11/1/17, 2:33:23 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Thanks guys
11/1/17, 2:33:34 AM: Shahain: Now I can go to sleep 😴
11/1/17, 2:33:34 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Ohh damn all awake
11/1/17, 2:33:47 AM: Vishnu Gaud: My god I'm delighted🤗
11/1/17, 2:33:54 AM: Shahain: Yes we were up to wish you
11/1/17, 2:34:21 AM: Shahain: Hope we will get the party now ☺
11/1/17, 2:34:33 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Yeah full on
11/1/17, 2:34:42 AM: Shahain: 😊
11/1/17, 2:34:46 AM: Shahain: Have fun
11/1/17, 2:35:00 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Yeh thanks😊
11/1/17, 2:35:06 AM: Shahain: 😊
11/1/17, 2:35:09 AM: Sakshi: Wish u a very happy birthday Vishnu
11/1/17, 2:35:11 AM: Sakshi: 🤗🤗🤗
11/1/17, 2:36:56 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Thanks shakhu
11/1/17, 2:37:16 AM: Sakshi: 😂😂
11/1/17, 2:37:43 AM: Sakshi: My papa calls me by this name...Shaku
11/1/17, 2:37:49 AM: Sakshi: 🙃
11/1/17, 2:37:58 AM: Vishnu Gaud: 😁😁😁😁😁
11/1/17, 2:48:43 AM: Kranthi: Happy birthday bhai..
11/1/17, 2:49:23 AM: Sahil Phatania: happy birthday vishnu..... 👑👑👑👑👑
11/1/17, 2:59:33 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Thanks guys
11/1/17, 3:00:24 AM: Shradha: Happy bday
11/1/17, 5:21:24 AM: Preeti: Happy birthday Vishnu 🎂🎂🎂🎂🍰🍰🍰🍰💥💥💥🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉
11/1/17, 8:36:38 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Thanks preetoh
11/1/17, 8:36:57 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Thank you sradha
11/1/17, 9:55:42 AM: Neha Wipro: Happy bday vishnu🎂🎂🎂🎂
11/1/17, 11:04:55 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Thank you new banni😜
11/1/17, 11:05:14 AM: Nauty's phone: Happy Birthday bro!!
11/1/17, 11:05:35 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Bhai kaha ho aap , Singapore ki galiyon main koh gaye kya
11/1/17, 11:05:43 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Thank you so much
11/1/17, 11:06:04 AM: Nauty's phone: Are yaar aaj kal busy ho rakha bahot
11/1/17, 11:06:07 AM: Nauty's phone: 😥
11/1/17, 11:06:43 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Bhai busy toh sambha rehta hain aap toh ude dil bafikre😁
11/1/17, 12:00:12 PM: Venu Wipro: Hbd Vishnu
11/1/17, 12:02:03 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Thanks venu
11/1/17, 12:33:37 PM: Neha Wipro changed this group's icon
11/1/17, 12:58:29 PM: Shahain: Who is this baby in our group ico?
11/1/17, 12:59:29 PM: Vishnu Gaud: See I ws so handsome in childhood also😬
11/1/17, 1:00:45 PM: Shahain: Kaha se?
11/1/17, 1:00:57 PM: Shahain: 😜
11/1/17, 1:01:05 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Goa se😂😂
11/1/17, 1:01:05 PM: Shahain: Just kidding
11/1/17, 1:01:23 PM: Shahain: Don't want to upset you on ur birthday
11/1/17, 1:01:28 PM: Shahain: 😀
11/1/17, 1:01:39 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Aree main toh rone laga😝
11/1/17, 1:01:41 PM: Shahain: But u were so cute
11/1/17, 1:02:10 PM: Shahain: I know.. that's why I send just kidding
11/1/17, 1:02:14 PM: Shahain: 😀
11/1/17, 1:02:19 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Haan chaddi pehan k phool khila hain😂
11/1/17, 1:02:28 PM: Shahain: Exactly
11/1/17, 1:02:30 PM: Shahain: 😊
11/1/17, 1:02:34 PM: Shahain: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bV2GklFBaT8
11/1/17, 1:02:48 PM: Shahain: Ur birthday song
11/1/17, 1:03:05 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Kya baat hain dil garden garden ho gaya
11/1/17, 1:03:38 PM: Shahain: 👍
11/1/17, 1:03:42 PM: Shahain: 😊
11/1/17, 1:03:58 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Thank you
11/1/17, 1:04:04 PM: Shahain: ☘🍀🌳🌲🌴🌱🌿🎄🌵🍃
11/1/17, 11:32:05 PM: +91 97360 22813: Eppy bday vishnu Bhai..
11/1/17, 11:52:32 PM: Kushbhu: <video omitted>
11/1/17, 11:52:48 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Thank you bha8
11/1/17, 11:52:49 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Bhai
12/1/17, 12:20:16 AM: Sahil Phatania: <image omitted>
12/1/17, 12:20:18 AM: Sahil Phatania: <image omitted>
12/1/17, 12:20:18 AM: Sahil Phatania: <image omitted>
12/1/17, 12:20:19 AM: Sahil Phatania: <image omitted>
13/1/17, 11:18:40 AM: Vishnu Gaud changed the subject to “BI & Rest”
13/1/17, 11:19:42 AM: Vishnu Gaud changed this group's icon
13/1/17, 11:54:21 AM: Pankaj Sinha: ♦Wish u a very happy Lohri♦
May the lohri fire burns all the Life's tension and brings you the success & Peace to you and your Family...♦
🔥With this Lohri bonfire - may your life be enlightened forever!💥🔥
13/1/17, 6:30:51 PM: Sahil Phatania: मूंगफली दी खुशबु 🌷ते गुड़ दी मिठास;
मक्की दी रोटी🍪 ते सरसों दा साग;
दिल ❤दी ख़ुशी ते 👨👩👧👧अपनया दा प्यार;
मुबारक होवे तुहान्नु लोहड़ी दा त्यौहार!
🙏🏻🙏🏻
13/1/17, 9:36:28 PM: Vishnu Gaud: बैंक मे एकभी रूपया जमा नही किया फिरभी इंकमटेकस डिपारटमेंट से नोटीस आया...😳😳
लिखा था :
"कुछ कमाया करो बे"
😬😬😬😂😂😂
13/1/17, 10:28:15 PM: Pankaj Sinha: 😂😂
14/1/17, 1:32:13 PM: Neha Wipro: <image omitted>
14/1/17, 1:32:44 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Happy makarsankranti rhega sabko
14/1/17, 1:32:50 PM: Pankaj Sinha: 😄😄
14/1/17, 1:46:06 PM: Sahil Phatania: मकर संक्रांति की आपको सपरिवार मेरी व मेरे परिवार की ओर से मंगल कामनाएँ,,,,, आपके लिए यह वर्ष सुख समृद्धि, स्वस्थ जीवन , खुशियों एवं कामयाबियों के साथ उमंगो से भरा हो,,,, Happy makar sakaranti 💐💐💐💐💐💐🌺🌿🌺🙏🙏🌻🌻🌻
15/1/17, 12:52:55 PM: +91 97360 22813 changed to +91 85488 44165
15/1/17, 12:54:06 PM: +91 85488 44165 left
16/1/17, 9:11:09 AM: Vishnu Gaud changed the subject to “Happy Birthday Mukti 💐”
16/1/17, 9:14:16 AM: Vishnu Gaud changed this group's icon
16/1/17, 10:56:06 AM: Pankaj Sinha: Happy birthday Mukti😊😊🎂🎂🎉🎉
16/1/17, 10:56:41 AM: Nauty's phone: Mukta ji... Happy Birthday!!!
16/1/17, 11:42:37 AM: Neha Wipro: Happy bday mukks🎂🎂🎂
16/1/17, 11:47:33 AM: Mukti Sharma: Thanks all😊
16/1/17, 11:48:00 AM: Preeti: Happy birthday Mukti 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉
16/1/17, 11:48:11 AM: Mukti Sharma: Thanks Preeti 😊
16/1/17, 11:50:56 AM: Shahain: Happy birthday Muktha Singh!!!!!🎂🎊
16/1/17, 11:51:34 AM: Mukti Sharma: Thanks Shahin😊
16/1/17, 11:55:45 AM: Venu Wipro: HBD Mukti
16/1/17, 11:59:04 AM: Kushbhu: Happy birthday Mukti didi 😊😊🎂🎂🎉🎉
16/1/17, 12:00:12 PM: Vishnu Gaud: https://www.google.com/amp/m.timesofindia.com/city/bengaluru/bengaluru-murder-shruthi-was-weeping-inconsolably-says-brother/amp_articleshow/56553168.cms
16/1/17, 12:00:24 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Keerthi sister murder
16/1/17, 12:01:57 PM: Preeti: Omg
16/1/17, 12:05:49 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Sorry she committed suicide by under pressure f some murder commited earlier
16/1/17, 12:44:43 PM: Mukti Sharma: Thanks Khushbo
16/1/17, 2:13:55 PM: Sahil Phatania: happy birthday @919731501182!! GBU🍟🍳👑👑🎁🍕🌭
16/1/17, 2:15:42 PM: Kranthi: Happy birthday Mukti💐🌾💐
16/1/17, 2:18:11 PM: Mukti Sharma: Thanks
16/1/17, 2:18:18 PM: Mukti Sharma: Thanks😊
16/1/17, 6:05:15 PM: Shweta: Happy bday Mukti😊😊🎂
16/1/17, 11:11:13 PM: Kushbhu: Khushbo nahi didi khushbu
16/1/17, 11:30:30 PM: Vishnu Gaud: 😂😂😂
16/1/17, 11:30:34 PM: Vishnu Gaud: As usual
17/1/17, 10:43:57 PM: Shahain: <image omitted>
17/1/17, 10:44:46 PM: Venu Wipro: Nice
17/1/17, 10:48:17 PM: Pankaj Sinha: *Wife:-I’m heading to the store,Do you want anything..??*
*Hubby:-I want a sense of meaning & purpose in my life..I seek fulfillment and completeness to my soul..I want to connect to God and discover the spiritual side to me..*
*Wife:-Be specific, "Blender's Pride Or Royal Stag..?*
😂😂😀😀
18/1/17, 5:06:30 AM: Preeti: J👏👏👏👏👌👍👍
18/1/17, 10:38:52 AM: Vishnu Gaud changed the subject to “BI & Rest”
18/1/17, 10:39:16 AM: Vishnu Gaud changed this group's icon
18/1/17, 10:40:25 AM: Neha Wipro: Vishnuuu
18/1/17, 10:40:40 AM: Neha Wipro: Yeh nai team ki photo hai
18/1/17, 10:40:53 AM: Neha Wipro: Put one old team pic😎
18/1/17, 2:01:02 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Coz u r nt thr😜
18/1/17, 2:02:32 PM: Neha Wipro: 👊🏽
18/1/17, 2:04:28 PM: Vishnu Gaud changed this group's icon
18/1/17, 2:05:01 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Happy noe
18/1/17, 2:05:04 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Now
18/1/17, 2:05:27 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Concentrate on how to wear Sari rather group DP😂
18/1/17, 2:06:55 PM: Neha Wipro: Aray sab parallel me chalta rahta hai😜😜multitasking u c😜
18/1/17, 3:16:26 PM: Preeti: 👌👌👌
18/1/17, 3:18:24 PM: Nauty's phone: Aaaaiiiii pic mast hai... Rahul ko itne din baad desh kar dil kush ho gaya
18/1/17, 3:22:42 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Sahi hain bhai hum toh ab bhoole bisri yaadein ho gaye
18/1/17, 3:23:10 PM: Nauty's phone: 😊 paglee
18/1/17, 3:23:29 PM: Mukti Sharma: 😂😂😂😂
18/1/17, 3:24:17 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Sarthak bhai.. Rahul paise wapas kia ? 😜
18/1/17, 3:31:58 PM: Nauty's phone: Haa haaa haa
18/1/17, 3:32:16 PM: Nauty's phone: Haan kar diya bhai.....
18/1/17, 3:33:11 PM: Pankaj Sinha: 😁😁
18/1/17, 4:30:02 PM: Shahain: Ha ha...
18/1/17, 4:30:30 PM: Shahain: Neha when is ur marriage?
18/1/17, 4:48:46 PM: Neha Wipro: It's on 24th shaheen
18/1/17, 5:19:41 PM: Shahain: Only 6 more days to go
18/1/17, 5:19:43 PM: Shahain: Wow
18/1/17, 5:22:15 PM: Neha Wipro: ☺
18/1/17, 5:42:03 PM: Preeti: Neha: you will be in Bangalore after marriage or shifting to another city
18/1/17, 8:23:26 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Aa behan chugli kare😂😂😂
18/1/17, 8:37:52 PM: Pankaj Sinha: 😝😝
18/1/17, 8:51:50 PM: Shahain: Bahut hasi aa rahi hae
18/1/17, 9:11:52 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Bas Purana time yaad aa gaya😁😁
18/1/17, 9:12:48 PM: Shahain: Ya now Neha can join our group
18/1/17, 9:13:23 PM: Shahain: Priti aur mera WhatsApp group
18/1/17, 9:13:53 PM: Shahain: 'Aa behan chugli kare' naam hae uska
18/1/17, 9:23:16 PM: Neha Wipro: Preeti I have to take transfer for Hyderabad
18/1/17, 9:23:28 PM: Neha Wipro: But Abhi to kuch time Bangalore me hi rahungj
18/1/17, 9:23:57 PM: Mukti Sharma: Ek baar Neha ghughant Mai apni sakal dikha diyi
18/1/17, 9:25:10 PM: Neha Wipro: Haoo
18/1/17, 9:25:12 PM: Neha Wipro: Pakka
19/1/17, 6:03:42 AM: Preeti: *हर एक की सुनो*
*और हर एक से सीखो*
*क्योंकि हर कोई,*
*सब कुछ नही जानता*
*लेकिन हर एक*
*कुछ ना कुछ ज़रुर जानता हैं!*
*_```स्वभाव रखना है तो उस दीपक की तरह रखिये, जो बादशाह के महल में भी उतनी ही रोशनी देता है, जितनी की किसी गरीब की झोपड़ी में```_*
*सुप्रभात*
19/1/17, 6:03:42 AM: Preeti: *जीवन के बड़े फैसले कैसे लें?*
- सर्वप्रथम अपने दिल से सोचें;
- फिर अपने इष्ट-मित्रों से विचार-विमर्श करें;
- उसके बाद गुण-दोषों का विश्लेषण करें;
- फिर तर्क और अनुभव की कसौटी पर कसें;
उसके बाद जैसा आपकी पत्नी कहे वैसा कर दें।
😂😝😝😝😝😝😂
19/1/17, 10:14:33 AM: Vishnu Gaud: 😂😂😂
23/1/17, 2:05:55 PM: Preeti: मेरी *कमियां* और मेरी *खूबियां* ...
सिर्फ मुझे ही बताना....
मेरी कोई *ब्रांच* नहीं है...
.....🙏🏻🙏🏻.....
23/1/17, 2:35:34 PM: Shahain: Phir gossip kaise Karen he
23/1/17, 2:35:40 PM: Shahain: Karenge
23/1/17, 2:39:10 PM: Preeti: 😜😜😜
23/1/17, 3:09:17 PM: Preeti: Ye sirf apne bare me , bakiyo ki kar sakte hai
23/1/17, 3:52:42 PM: Shahain: Then fine 😀
24/1/17, 12:17:21 PM: Mukti Sharma: एक आदमी जब ससुराल से
बीवी लेकर चलने लगा,
तो उसकी सास ने उसको 100 रूपये दिए । 😘
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लेकिन घर पहुँचते ही उसने
पत्नी से कहा : 😊
तेरी माँ ने मेरी बेइज़्ज़ती कर दी, मैं 150 रूपये के केले लेकर गया था, 👊
और उन को मुझे 100 रूपये पकड़ाते शरम नहीं आयी ?? 😑
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इतना सुनकर पत्नी माथा पकड़ कर बैठ गयी, 😝😝
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और बोली : तू मुझे लेने गया था, या
वहाँ केले बेचने गया था ??😂😂
.🌿🍃☘🍃🌿
Good Morning
24/1/17, 12:48:54 PM: Preeti: किसी नन्हे बच्चे की मुस्कान
देख कर कवि ने क्या खूब लिखा है
दौड़ने दो खुले मैदानों में ,
इन नन्हें कदमों को जनाब
जिंदगी बहुत तेज भगाती है ,,
बचपन गुजर जाने के बाद !!!
25/1/17, 6:03:40 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Zoom in on the inauguration photo
http://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2017/01/politics/trump-inauguration-gigapixel/?cnnApp
You can see practically every face in the crowd
by zooming ..
Excellent picture
Marvel of modern technology..!!
25/1/17, 8:58:34 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Aaila Pankaj tu bhi dikh hain zoom karne pe
25/1/17, 9:42:04 PM: Pankaj Sinha: 😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻
26/1/17, 6:23:09 AM: Preeti: <image omitted>
26/1/17, 8:16:06 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Happy Republic Day to all
26/1/17, 12:01:20 PM: Kushbhu: Congratulation to all of us.Our national anthem "Jana Gana Mana... "is declared as the "BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD"by UNESCO. Just a few minutes ago.
Kindly share this.
Very proud to be an INDIAN.
🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🚩🌹🌹🌹
✨✨ Meaning of our National Anthem ✨✨
💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
🇮🇳 Please try to understand the meaning and pronounce it clearly.
Word by word meaning..
🎵Jana = People
🎵Gana = Group
🎵Mana = Mind
🎵Adhinayaka= Leader
🎵Jaya He = Victory
🎵Bharata = India
🎵Bhagya = Destiny
🎵Vidhata = Disposer
🎵Punjaba = Punjab
🎵Sindhu = Indus
🎵Gujarata = Gujarat
🎵Maratha = Marathi Maharashtra
🎵Dravida = South
🎵Utkala = Orissa
🎵Banga = Bengal
🎵Vindhya =Vindhyas
🎵Himachal =Himalay
🎵Yamuna = Yamuna
🎵Ganga = Ganges
🎵Uchchhala = Moving
🎵Jaladhi = Ocean
🎵Taranga = Waves
🎵Tava = Your
🎵Shubh =Auspicious
🎵Naame = name
🎵Jage = Awaken
🎵Tava = Your
🎵Shubha = Auspicious
🎵Aashisha = Blessings
🎵Maage = Ask
🎵Gaahe = Sing
🎵Tava = Your
🎵Jaya = Victory
🎵Gatha = Song
🎵Jana = People
🎵Gana = Group
🎵Mangala = Fortune
🎵Dayaka = Giver
🎵Jay He = Victory Be
🎵Bharata = India
🎵Bhagya = Destiny
🎵Vidhata = Dispenser
🌸Jay He, Jay He, Jay He, Jay Jay Jay Jay He = Victory, Victory, Victory, Victory Forever...
PLEASE SHARE IT AND LET ALL PEOPLE KNOW THE MEANING OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM..
28/1/17, 5:52:13 AM: Preeti: <image omitted>
28/1/17, 9:11:41 AM: Nauty's phone: 👍
29/1/17, 5:31:19 PM: Preeti: <image omitted>
29/1/17, 6:22:19 PM: Vishnu Gaud: <image omitted>
29/1/17, 6:33:40 PM: Preeti: Neha Ki shadi Ki hai
29/1/17, 6:33:46 PM: Preeti: ??
29/1/17, 6:35:04 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Haan
29/1/17, 6:53:09 PM: Shahain: Vishnu tumhe kaise maalum
29/1/17, 6:53:16 PM: Shahain: I can't see Neha
29/1/17, 6:58:33 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Her dp
29/1/17, 7:09:30 PM: Mukti Sharma: 😂😂😂
29/1/17, 7:10:06 PM: Vishnu Gaud: 😂😂😂
29/1/17, 7:11:13 PM: Mukti Sharma: Aisa kya ho gya Jo apna face nai dikha rahi
29/1/17, 7:11:16 PM: Mukti Sharma: 😝
30/1/17, 4:18:43 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Yeh lo
30/1/17, 4:18:58 PM: Vishnu Gaud: <image omitted>
30/1/17, 4:18:59 PM: Vishnu Gaud: <image omitted>
30/1/17, 4:19:00 PM: Vishnu Gaud: <image omitted>
30/1/17, 4:19:10 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Shermili Dulhan 😉
30/1/17, 4:22:55 PM: Preeti: Wow
30/1/17, 4:23:04 PM: Preeti: God bless her
30/1/17, 4:23:12 PM: Preeti: Very beautiful
30/1/17, 4:23:16 PM: Preeti: 👌👌
30/1/17, 4:25:54 PM: Shahain: Beautiful bride
31/1/17, 1:08:59 AM: Neha Wipro: Thanku Preeti n shaheen😊😊
31/1/17, 3:11:42 PM: Mukti Sharma: Finally best answer found😅
Interviewer: why should i hire you ?
Candidate: gareeb ki dua lagegi 😂
31/1/17, 3:32:21 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Good use it for it next interview
31/1/17, 6:11:15 PM: Mukti Sharma: 👍🏻
31/1/17, 6:11:29 PM: Mukti Sharma: Neha mast lg rahi hai👌🏻👌🏻
31/1/17, 6:11:50 PM: Mukti Sharma: Sweets le aayeyo shaadi ki 😝😝😝
31/1/17, 6:34:18 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Birthday cake bhool gayi sweets toh dur ki baat hain😁😁😂
31/1/17, 6:39:48 PM: Mukti Sharma: 😂😂😂😂
31/1/17, 6:40:12 PM: Mukti Sharma: Sweets khatam ho gyi ye bolegi
31/1/17, 7:02:05 PM: Shahain: Mukthi and Vishnu .. Don't disturb her
31/1/17, 7:02:12 PM: Shahain: Let her enjoy
31/1/17, 7:02:22 PM: Preeti: 😜😜😜😋😀😀😀
31/1/17, 7:02:31 PM: Preeti: Sahi baat hai
31/1/17, 7:03:06 PM: Shahain: Initial few days mae hi pati accha lagtha hae
31/1/17, 7:03:08 PM: Shahain: 😀
31/1/17, 7:03:14 PM: Preeti: I know
31/1/17, 7:03:17 PM: Preeti: 😀😀😀
31/1/17, 7:26:33 PM: Mukti Sharma: 😂😂😂😂😂
31/1/17, 7:26:52 PM: Mukti Sharma: Vishnu ki wife ko puchna padega ye question😂😂😂😂😂
31/1/17, 7:36:44 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Sahine intial days main hi Patti acha lagta and later???
31/1/17, 7:36:55 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Dusro karo ka Patti?😂😂😂😂
31/1/17, 7:38:21 PM: Shahain: Sahi bola
31/1/17, 7:38:23 PM: Shahain: 😜
31/1/17, 7:41:36 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Wah
31/1/17, 7:41:56 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Venu & Sarthak be aware 😂😁
31/1/17, 8:04:09 PM: Shahain: 😀
1/2/17, 6:07:05 AM: Preeti: <image omitted>
1/2/17, 10:55:38 AM: Shahain: Thank you Preeti and wish you the same
1/2/17, 1:21:22 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Wish you all happy Basant Panchami.Ma Saraswati shower her blessings on you all in your carrier 😊
2/2/17, 12:56:58 AM: Pankaj Sinha: Huraayyayaayyayay....
We wonnnnn..
Mzaa aa gyaaa ..
Such an outstanding effort ...
Team contribution...
#Dilkhushhh...😍😍😍😍
8 run me 8 wicket girta h kya????????😂
T-20 me koi 75 run se haraate h kya??😁
N koi bowler 6 wickett leta h kya....???😀
Haaa haaaaa...👯👯👯
2/2/17, 12:58:34 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Kya ho Gaya bhai
2/2/17, 12:59:02 AM: Pankaj Sinha: T20 match nhi dekha kya
2/2/17, 12:59:50 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Na
2/2/17, 1:00:03 AM: Pankaj Sinha: Aaj final tha
2/2/17, 1:00:08 AM: Pankaj Sinha: Abhi just khtm hua
2/2/17, 1:00:11 AM: Pankaj Sinha: India win
2/2/17, 1:00:17 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Seems u Gave me the highlights
2/2/17, 1:00:27 AM: Pankaj Sinha: 😄😄
2/2/17, 1:41:13 PM: Shahain: ...😉Wife gave 🎲 dice to Husband & said: "If u get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 *You take me for shopping*"Husband asked:Aur agar 6 aya to?😎 Wife: Kabhi 'LUDO' nahi khela kya? Phir se chance milega.😂😂😂😂😂
2/2/17, 3:15:41 PM: Vishnu Gaud: 😭
3/2/17, 11:09:01 AM: Preeti: <image omitted>
3/2/17, 5:45:56 PM: Shahain: माँ- तुम्हें कोई लड़की पसंद है?
लड़का- हा
माँ- उसको बता देना तुम्हारा रिश्ता तमरी ख़ाला की बेटी से हो गया हैं
3/2/17, 5:46:26 PM: Shahain: Yaha par ladka Sahil aur Pankaj hae?
3/2/17, 6:38:47 PM: Mukti Sharma: 😂😂😂😂
3/2/17, 7:11:18 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Mujhe to bahot si ladkiya pasand hai ...lekin koi bhaw nhi deti😜😜
3/2/17, 7:11:33 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Payslip attach krke propose karna paDega 😝😝
3/2/17, 7:12:31 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Tab toh aur bhi nahi dengi😁😁😁
3/2/17, 7:13:37 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Hahaha
3/2/17, 7:13:39 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Nhi Bhai
3/2/17, 7:13:52 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Ish baar Qplc v aayi hai😍
3/2/17, 7:17:27 PM: Shahain: Accha
3/2/17, 7:17:35 PM: Shahain: Phir party dedo
3/2/17, 7:18:39 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Jarur
3/2/17, 7:18:48 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Aaiye pahle office😜
4/2/17, 1:03:50 AM: Mukti Sharma: दो कुत्ते आपस में बात कर रहे थे
1कुत्ता - आज मेरे मालिक ने रात 3 बजे
एक चोर पकड़ा ........
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2 कुत्ता : .....तुम कहा थे ?😕
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1कुत्ता- कुत्ता हू कोई इंसान नही जो रात
भर नेट चलाता रहू..... 😂
मै तो आराम से सो रहा
था ।😀 😝 😜 😛 😃 😂 😄
4/2/17, 1:03:52 AM: Mukti Sharma: लड़की बोली .....मम्मी तड़प किसे कहते हैं.....
मम्मी ने उठकर ...Wi-Fi बंद कर दिया ....और बोली .....महसूस कर ...😂😂
4/2/17, 1:43:10 AM: Shahain: 😇 Our Watchman Was Drinking On Duty.
I Asked Him :
Why?
He Replied-
"Security Must Be Tight..."
🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
4/2/17, 2:01:57 AM: Pankaj Sinha: 😅😅😅😝😝
4/2/17, 11:28:48 AM: Sahil Phatania: 😂😂😂😂
4/2/17, 1:17:12 PM: Preeti: " *मिट्टी* का *मटका*
और
*परिवार* की *कीमत*
सिर्फ *बनाने* वाले को पता होती है , *तोड़ने* वाले को नहीं।"
🌻सुप्रभात🌻
🍃राधे राधे🍃
4/2/17, 2:33:29 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Jai ho
4/2/17, 6:48:00 PM: Preeti: <image omitted>
5/2/17, 12:33:39 PM: Shahain: Preeti aapka birthday hae?
5/2/17, 12:56:25 PM: Mukti Sharma: Happy birthday Preeti.😜😜😊😊😊😊😊
5/2/17, 12:56:46 PM: Mukti Sharma: Shahin Maine aapse pahly wish kr diya 😜😜😜
5/2/17, 1:08:57 PM: Shahain: Hmm 😒
5/2/17, 1:09:13 PM: Shahain: Happy birthday Preeti 🎂🎊🎉
5/2/17, 1:09:46 PM: Shahain: Par see cake tho mane hi first diya
5/2/17, 1:09:49 PM: Shahain: 😜
5/2/17, 1:10:21 PM: Mukti Sharma: 👍🏻😂😂😂
5/2/17, 1:18:00 PM: Vishnu Gaud changed the subject to “Happy Birthday Preeti💐”
5/2/17, 1:19:06 PM: Vishnu Gaud changed this group's icon
5/2/17, 1:19:18 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Wish you a Very Happy Preethi💐
5/2/17, 1:22:51 PM: Preeti: Thank you friends
5/2/17, 1:23:07 PM: Preeti: <image omitted>
5/2/17, 1:24:01 PM: Preeti: <image omitted>
5/2/17, 1:24:09 PM: Preeti: Cake from me
5/2/17, 1:24:15 PM: Preeti: For everyone
5/2/17, 1:25:12 PM: Nauty's phone: Happy Birthday Preeti!!!
5/2/17, 1:27:12 PM: Sahil Phatania: happy bthday preeti🍟🌭🍕🍝🍠🍗🍗🍞🍯🍠🍒🍍🍍🍊🍐
5/2/17, 1:31:46 PM: Kushbhu: Happy. Brthday preeti ji
5/2/17, 1:39:16 PM: Neha Wipro: Happy wala bday preeti😊🎂🎂🎂
5/2/17, 1:47:36 PM: Preeti: Thank you everyone
5/2/17, 1:47:49 PM: Preeti: 😊😊
5/2/17, 2:01:34 PM: Shahain: Such a cute pic... 😘
5/2/17, 2:28:25 PM: Preeti: Thank you Shahin
5/2/17, 6:02:30 PM: Pankaj Sinha: Happy Budday Preeti😊😊
5/2/17, 6:12:07 PM: Preeti: Thanks Pankaj
6/2/17, 12:53:03 AM: Vishnu Gaud: <video omitted>
6/2/17, 6:36:44 AM: Shweta changed the subject to “Happy Birthday Sahil🙂🙂🎂🎉”
6/2/17, 6:46:50 AM: Shweta changed this group's icon
6/2/17, 9:59:15 AM: Vishnu Gaud: Happy Birthday sahil
6/2/17, 9:59:19 AM: Vishnu Gaud: 💐
6/2/17, 10:01:02 AM: Pankaj Sinha: Happy birthday, Pathaniaaa😄😄
6/2/17, 11:06:36 AM: Shahain: Happy birthday Sahil
6/2/17, 11:13:10 AM: Shahain: 🎂🎉🎊
6/2/17, 11:20:26 AM: Pankaj Sinha: @919736249409 Daru lekar aa jana aaj
6/2/17, 11:40:43 AM: Preeti: Happy birthday Sahil
6/2/17, 11:56:36 AM: Nauty's phone: Happy Birthday bhai!!
6/2/17, 1:04:14 PM: Sahil Phatania: thAnks guys!!!!
6/2/17, 1:06:56 PM: Neha Wipro: Happy bday sahil🎂🎂🎂
6/2/17, 2:17:06 PM: Preeti: 🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰
*"भाग्य बारिश का पानी है*
*और..*
*परिश्रम कुंए का जल*....
*बारिश में नहाना आसान तो है*,
*लेकिन....*
*रोज नहाने के लिए हम बारिश*
*के सहारे नहीं रह सकते...!!*
*इसी प्रकार भाग्य से कभी-कभी*
*चीजे आसानी से मिल जाती है,*
*किन्तु हमेशा भाग्य के भरोसे नहीं जी*
*सकते...!!*
•●‼️ *आपका दिन शुभ हो* ‼️●•
🌿🌺💐🌺🌿
🙏 🙏
6/2/17, 3:26:10 PM: Sahil Phatania: thankyou @919535599196
6/2/17, 3:31:03 PM: Ganguly: Happy birthday Sahil bhai
6/2/17, 3:44:37 PM: Shahain: Sahil... Humko thanks guys and Neha to thank you Neha... she got married... hope you know that
6/2/17, 4:16:02 PM: Sahil Phatania: umeed p duniya kayam h @SS
6/2/17, 4:16:10 PM: Sahil Phatania: thank you dada
6/2/17, 4:18:09 PM: Sahil Phatania: jb mene phle msg dekha tha, to 3_4 wishes thi.... isliye thanks guys likha......
baad me net on kiya to neha ki wish hi thi so... @thanks neha likha...
bs simple😝😝😝
6/2/17, 4:22:22 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Neha ka naam aatein hi sabko itni explanation kyi deni padti hain😁😁😁
6/2/17, 4:34:47 PM: Pankaj Sinha: 😄😄
6/2/17, 4:49:21 PM: Neha Wipro: 😳😳😳
6/2/17, 4:49:31 PM: Neha Wipro: Sach me vishnu😫
6/2/17, 4:49:50 PM: Vishnu Gaud: Dhukyari jeev
6/2/17, 5:13:11 PM: Yogesh Raghavan: Happy bday Sahil..😊
6/2/17, 6:42:51 PM: Sahil Phatania: thanks yogesh
6/2/17, 11:36:47 PM: Kushbhu: Happy brthday sahil 🎂
7/2/17, 12:02:42 AM: Sahil Phatania: thanks....
khushboooo
9/2/17, 5:30:32 PM: Vishnu Gaud: ye valentines day..rose day...teddy bear day...hug day....choclate day....ye sab shaadi ke pehle ke chonchle hain....shaadi k baad toh sirf chai de....coffee de...khana de......kambal de aur sone de .....hota hain....
9/2/17, 5:32:22 PM: Sakshi: वैलेंटाइन डे के दिन गिफ्ट शॉप पर वकील साहब मिल गए ।
वो 40 कार्ड ले रहे थे । सब पर उन्होंने भेजने वाले की जगह लिखा –
“तुम्हारी जान !! पहचान गए ना ? शाम को मिलो । लव यू । ”
पूछने पर बताया – पिछले वैलेंटाइन डे पर आस पास की कालोनी में ऐसे ही 20 कार्ड भेजे थे । कुछ ही दिन में तलाक के 10 केस मिल गए थे । इस बार 40 कार्ड भेज रहा हूँ ।
धन्धे में सब जायज है ।
स्मार्ट वकील!
9/2/17, 5:33:09 PM: Vishnu Gaud changed the subject to “BI & Rest”
9/2/17, 6:16:45 PM: Vishnu Gaud changed this group's icon
9/2/17, 6:18:03 PM: Preeti: किसी राजा के पास एक बकरा था ।
एक बार उसने एलान किया की जो कोई
इस बकरे को जंगल में चराकर तृप्त करेगा
मैं उसे आधा राज्य दे दूंगा।
किंतु बकरे का पेट पूरा भरा है या नहीं
इसकी परीक्षा मैं खुद करूँगा।
इस एलान को सुनकर एक मनुष्य राजा के पास आकर
कहने लगा कि बकरा चराना कोई बड़ी बात नहीं है।
वह बकरे को लेकर जंगल में गया और सारे दिन
उसे घास चराता रहा,, शाम तक उसने बकरे को खूब
घास खिलाई और फिर सोचा की सारे दिन
इसने इतनी घास खाई है अब तो इसका पेट भर गया
होगा तो अब इसको राजा के पास ले चलूँ,,
बकरे के साथ वह राजा के पास गया,,
राजा ने थोड़ी सी हरी घास बकरे के सामने रखी
तो बकरा उसे खाने लगा।
इस पर राजा ने उस मनुष्य से कहा की तूने उसे पेट भर
खिलाया ही नहीं वर्ना वह घास क्यों खाने लगता।
बहुत जनो ने बकरे का पेट भरने का प्रयत्न किया
किंतु ज्यों ही दरबार में उसके सामने घास डाली जाती तो
वह फिर से खाने लगता।
एक विद्वान् ब्राह्मण ने सोचा इस एलान का कोई तो
रहस्य है, तत्व है,, मैं युक्ति से काम लूँगा,,
वह बकरे को चराने के लिए ले गया।
जब भी बकरा घास खाने के लिए जाता तो वह उसे
लकड़ी से मारता,,
सारे दिन में ऐसा कई बार हुआ,,
अंत में बकरे ने सोचा की यदि
मैं घास खाने का प्रयत्न करूँगा तो मार खानी पड़ेगी।
शाम को वह ब्राह्मण बकरे को लेकर राजदरबार में लौटा,
,
बकरे को तो उसने बिलकुल घास नहीं खिलाई थी
फिर भी राजा से कहा मैंने इसको भरपेट खिलाया है।
अत: यह अब बिलकुल घास नहीं खायेगा,,
लो कर लीजिये परीक्षा....
राजा ने घास डाली लेकिन उस बकरे ने उसे खाया तो
क्या देखा और सूंघा तक नहीं....
बकरे के मन में यह बात बैठ गयी थी कि अगर
घास खाऊंगा तो मार पड़ेगी....
अत: उसने घास नहीं खाई....
मित्रों " यह बकरा हमारा मन ही है "
बकरे को घास चराने ले जाने वाला ब्राह्मण " आत्मा" है।
राजा "परमात्मा" है।
मन को मारो नहीं,,, मन पर अंकुश रखो....
मन सुधरेगा तो जीवन भी सुधरेगा।
अतः मन को विवेक रूपी लकड़ी से रोज पीटो..🙏
कमाई छोटी या बड़ी हो सकती है...
पर रोटी की साईज़ लगभग सब घर में
एक जैसी ही होती है...!!
👌 बहुत सुन्दर सन्देश 👌-::
अगर आप किसी को छोटा देख रहे हो, तो आप उसे;
या तो "दूर" से देख रहे हो,
या अपने "गुरुर" से देख रहे हो !
♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♡♡ 💐💐💐