red-serverquotes.json

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            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Poor Bucket, a shell of their former self"
        },
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            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Too much yiff."
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            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Feef\ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "They call me Doctor Worm. They do call me Doctor Worm. I am a literal worm. I am a literal doctor worm. Checkmate."
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            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Feef\ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "I wish I had a mouth for my feet. I'd just be all like, ''LAHWRLUM. LAOHLUM.''"
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        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "YEAH YEAH HUBISS I",
            "text" : "Quote me now. Now."
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I just want a turnip inside me, every day I think about it"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "oh no my data is flawed about the computer pictures, who cares i'm gonna go eat pies"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "We need another [holocaust]. And hopefully it's better than Halo 2."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I\u2019m not near where I\u2019m at"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Republicans are the bad ones."
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "fox mask boneleaf"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Want a candy cane? Because I have a calculator."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Phil surprises us all again with just how late to the party he can be, the house is back to normal and the parents are home and he shows up with a keg of beer and a speedo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I was tempted by lots and lots of abortions, but then I saw Tom Cruise."
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "You guys know when you have an eye? Have an eye? Have one of your eye?"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "http://iblametumblr.tumblr.com/"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "so in my head i was like running through the holidays to think what animals are associated with it, then i thought about presidents day which lead me into thinking 'i wonder what washington's fursona is'"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Be a sheet in the streets, but a street in the sheets"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Tobi if you don't say yiff I swear to fucking god"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Welp, I just pressed restart. Let\u2019s see what happ\u2014"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like the opposite of deaf, where you hear things."
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I haven\u2019t really touched enough random genitalia to know which I would want. It\u2019s like how you have to try different kinds of alcohol before you know which ones you like. I have to fondle various animals before I know which ones I\u2019m comfortable with."
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Did you guys never do that? Did you guys never put your cat up your shirt and have two heads and one is a cat?"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Ash, you liking dragon dick is the least controversial thing about you."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Briguy's tits x Angela's big shits"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "'buttstuff,' Obama says, as children scream."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "It unlocks the sex."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "I love saying 'fuck' at Jesus. Fuck Jesus."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Hell, I\u2019d fuck an anyanimalperson because it would be an interesting conversation piece"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "The bird\u2019s, like, an animal. The bee\u2019s a bug."
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "sega hubish",
            "text" : "i once convinced harley that i was a furry and that my fursona was a cockroach"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "YOU MADE THE PUN DON'T BOOB ME"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Fur can be sexy."
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "That\u2019s why I think you\u2019re a sellout and a cheat. Fuck a dog, Ash."
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "#KnotAllFurries"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Do a deer and so needle and shit thread I guess????"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Oh! The gooch! I forgot about the gooch!"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Tomatoes make music. It's called 'Pffthbhb'."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "That wasn't even a quote. Make your quotes better. Make my quotes better. Make your quotes of me better."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i'm here because i like pornography"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "sega hubish",
            "text" : "Oh fuck. I just accidentally made fries out of existence."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Ted, that's like, Newton's First Law. You can't make fries out of nothing. Fries can not be created or destroyed."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "now we can all be furries"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i\u2019m not a furry i just like to have sex with animals"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "stop fucking my head with a dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Yes, I am incredibly easy."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "So you\u2019re saying I\u2019m the sub-critical material to the community\u2019s fissile matter, and I\u2019m starting the thermonuclear fission reaction to the furry atomic bomb"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I\u2019m going to add the baby thing to my wishlist and then be pleasantly surprised when somebody buys it for me."
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Ashleigh 21:26 : and he said unto the furries, \u201cWhat the fuck?\u201d"
        },
        {
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            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "It\u2019s not hentai, so I don\u2019t care."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "And then Tokyo is the sphere because fuck you."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Staring at the smart scrone."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Honors is just a fancy way of saying, \u2018look at my dick.'"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "sega hubish",
            "text" : "i don\u2019t want the beatles i want the cock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Sometimes a pizza is just more than a pizza."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "They\u2019re speaking some kind of islandish language. I don\u2019t know which language\u2026 Guam, maybe."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "do you prefer briguy\u2019s tits or briguy\u2019s ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Why am I being taken from behind!?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Put the smerb inside her"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "What light from yonder browser window breaks? Hark, it is the gay. Prevent it to me, YouTube."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "all i'm saying is they could save money if instead of sending one man they send two Verne Troyers it's better value for money"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "I need a donk."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "I think I need to sleep because I just made a joke about Mexicans not being real people."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Also Steam is now missing from my desktop. Wait what? Wait what!? WAIT WHAT!?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "The first Pok\u00e9mon game I ever played was Crystal, and obviously in that game you bump into the rival a few times before you actually name them, and before then, it puts the name as ???. And I remember, when you go back to the town, they\u2019re like, \u2018Do you know what that guy\u2019s name is?\u2019 and I\u2019m like, \u2018YEAH, HIS NAME IS ??? OBVIOUSLY.\u2019 So every time I played through Crystal, my rival\u2019s name was ??? because I didn\u2019t understand how that worked.\u2019"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "When it asked if you want to name the Pok\u00e9mon, I said, \u2018Yeah!\u2019 and then typed out the Pok\u00e9mon\u2019s name. I later realized that if you hit B, it named it by default and saved a lot of time."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Olivine town, in Crystal, has a lighthouse. It\u2019s an old, decrepit lighthouse, and you have to go through it and find a guy to progress the game. As a kid, the music and atmosphere were unsettling. My sister was playing it and she was running out of batteries, and she saved in the lighthouse, and the GameBoy ran out of batteries during saving and corrupted the save. So she told me I had to be careful in the lighthouse, because if I went down the wrong hole, it deleted the save. So for the longest time, I thought the lighthouse would trap me and I would never be able to finish the game. I didn\u2019t go in there for ages until I realized I had to to finish the game. Later on, in Leaf Green, I finally realized that if you turn the power off while saving, it corrupts your game."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Did you not know Sam is Smauwgh? The dragon from The Lion King."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Why couldn\u2019t you have called the dragon something easier to pronounce, like Bertram?! Or Xylus?! Or Squiddlium?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "If I paid you to change your name to Pikachu, would you reckon you\u2019d actually become a Pikachu?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Ah! I just cleaned my tablet and now there\u2019s bruise!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "It\u2019s an alternate universe Terminator fanfiction where a female Terminator comes back in time to kill the gays."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Oh, my fursona would totally be a Zigzagoon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "I\u2019m busy just shitting all over the floor."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "What if jesus was kanye"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "What would it take for you to sleep with a dragonman"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Also I\u2019m boring so in order for me to sex a dragonlady we\u2019d probably have to be married beforehand anyway"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "FUCKING SUICUNE GET IN MY BALLS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "What if you were the dragonman, would you fuck a human"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Would there be anything to fuck? He\u2019s a skellymans"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Slide it between the ribs"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "HOW DO YOU FUCK SMOKE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Will you put your hand deep in the hole?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Great, it's as if I needed /another/ excuse to put my own nipples in my nose"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "What the fuck, is Phil preggo?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "time to find some babies i guess"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I'd rather kiss a man on the lips."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Coestar",
            "text" : "We all have the same eyes!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Much like getting verified on Twitter, you need someone to see you blow someone else"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "guys i turned italy on how to i fix it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "sega hubish",
            "text" : "another tradition alongside misogyny and having a muppet-loose butthole that they hide bags of snacks in, like trail mix"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Bucket should always join raves"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "I wanted to boob"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicicle",
            "text" : "a caggage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicicle",
            "text" : "holy fuck i did say caggage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Why is there a shadow of a penis on this map?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i don't want to haggle with his shitty cheeto jewelry resell prices"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicicle",
            "text" : "we said hi and she asked me how i was doing, i kinda just mumbled 'i'm bein pretty swood' in an almost steve brule like voice then i walked away"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "my butt isn't a fuckin memory foam matress"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "Ferris Wheelis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcHrist",
            "text" : "This has little to do with masturbation."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "But what about masturbation?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "Give me the jizz"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "I don't want safety I want cum"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "We already talked about me being in ICUm (which is like ICU but with masturbation) and getting semen pumped into my veins via IV"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "NOW I'M CUM"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicicle",
            "text" : "BART GET OUT I'M CUM"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicicle",
            "text" : "if huffing glue gets me into situations where i'm covered in cum, i'm going to keep doing it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "candlenightsega hubish",
            "text" : "it's time for ted's teat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "@candlenightsega hubish",
            "text" : "'i keep all my lunchables warm & good' is the only thing that's coming to mind and i know that doesn't work"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil\u2122 (Now with Peppermint!)",
            "text" : "this is a santa situation, and I would prefer to live in a world where I believe you have vibrators"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "I'm not the one asking for deer balls"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "THEY'RE GOOD BALLS I JUST WANTED TO SHARE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "THE BUCK HAS BALLS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "But yeah, fry some zucchini up and wham bam fuck me in the ass with that zucchini because it's amazing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "Wow okay, I guess I have small breasts."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "candlenightsega hubish",
            "text" : "knock knock open up the door it's real, with the nonstop pop pop my spookjizz zeal"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicicle",
            "text" : "whatever gets you to shoot your goo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "Am I playing guitar in the middle of the living room in my underwear?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "the air thru the tree branches whisper 7 delicate syllables into my ear canal 'crunchy frito burrito'"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "\ud83d\udca9\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddfa\ud83d\udc68",
            "text" : "I heard a distant ho-ing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Snow Bunny",
            "text" : "I'm going to look up pictures of Sea Salt."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcHrist",
            "text" : "Ow! You heatseeking bitch!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "this chat is extgremely horny"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "2017obi",
            "text" : "we got a big screen saying CUM"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i can't wait to do this entire pound of dmt so i can kill god"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicicle",
            "text" : "but they were more mindbloan by me scrolling on the page than the butt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "Medic is like science for people."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "new year, new segatapes hubish",
            "text" : "gimmie a pizza and free my soul / i wanna get lost in your garlic hole"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "\ud83c\udde8 \ud83c\udde6 \ud83c\uddf8 \ud83c\uddea \ud83c\uddfe \ud83c\uddf8 \ud83c\uddef \ud83c\uddf4 \ud83c\uddee \ud83c\uddf3 \ud83c\uddf9 \ud83c\uddeb \ud83c\udde6 \ud83c\uddf7 \ud83c\uddf2\n<:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:joint:265283301122506763> <:Casey2:246119729826103296>"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "crunk the fuckstick, holmes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "can't believe everything shoe read sky good sky hose"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "i was trying to say 'silly goose' but i guess it was really a stork"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "@fresh tob",
            "text" : "im gonna march upon nintendo's offices in fucking harajuku or whatever and kill that rare inc ass eye-having hat motherfucker"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "Also, the 3DS doing well without big titties /is/ a surprising thing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "im gonna march upon nintendo's offices in fucking harajuku or whatever and kill that rare inc ass eye-having hat motherfucker"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "new year, new segatapes hubish",
            "text" : "<:rtokermit:270091123320422400> <:rjoint:265643239929937921> hey guys check out my balls and penis"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "new year, new segatapes hubish",
            "text" : "the fork it gonna go up and put him up with spaoiuito"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "sp '':^<; $"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Snow Bunny",
            "text" : "mom cum"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "I hope this cat dies. Oh no!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "one involves spaffing into your own hand and assuming you've cleaned it all off but it turns out you haven't"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "suddenly BAM it's in colour, one's blowing the other, both look happy, JML logo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "segatanks hubisb:  gun now \ud83d\udd2b",
            "text" : "i sweat in god"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "segatanks hubisb:  gun now \ud83d\udd2b",
            "text" : "yeah I think gun now to bang one is good"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "wait no don't fuck the gun"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "quoting thineself smh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "my dog knows i'm fucking baked"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "segatanks hubisb:  gun now \ud83d\udd2b",
            "text" : "Tryhard libertarians feeling alienated enough by their fav band to ''just ask questions''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "my suck senses were tingling"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz",
            "text" : "give your child a prince albert"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz",
            "text" : "granted his glans is exposed all day but LOOK"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz",
            "text" : "also wow its 5am we've been talking about dicks for hours"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "if any little fucker tries to climb up the slide they're getting fucking dusted"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "boners and mash"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "segatanks hubisb:  spicy gun now",
            "text" : "i love to be segregated"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "you walk in and ash's ass is just glowing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "The light of God belongs in my ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "That will fit perfectly next to the poster on my wall of hardcore anal furry yiffing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "listen, i'd fuck psyduck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "i mean who doesnt like a good piss wolf every now and then"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i love mmy pillow cucumber. kermit the frog"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "segahoops hubish! happy new year",
            "text" : "what is wrong with everybody"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "segahoops hubish! happy new year",
            "text" : "i want a kerm party hat for omega krem to wear\nbut also\na missile krem to destroy my enemies"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "Shoveling ice cream into your anus."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Snow Bunny",
            "text" : "My hood is stuck open. Not my hood. My back hood."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh \u2744\ufe0f",
            "text" : "If.. If a... If a man loved DMX would he be homoXual"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Yeah, but birds are more humanoid."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Don't you dare call me a furry. I take actual offence to that sssssssssssslur."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "holy shit the sky is blue today whoa"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "Cristopher Refn and Ryry Babbergoose"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "TedHubish",
            "text" : "WHY ISN'T THERE A CHUNKY KERM CLOUD FOR THE JOIN"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "im gonna divorce my son"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "soup hubisega \ud83d\udec0",
            "text" : "are you gonna pick up the idiot juice you just dropped"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Mother fucking dick pickler."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I can't go any straighter than this."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "You better go in. I deserve it."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Is Purloin a juice pussy joke?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "This is some hot Skitty-on-Wailord action here."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "soup hubisega \ud83d\udec0",
            "text" : "this episode on ''google wants to advertise yaoi to ted hubish'', google advertises yaoi to ted hubish"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "Because I like big asses. I don't know. I was trying to make a joke. You called me big boy earlier. Was it here? Where is the fish and chip? Where was it? I'm so confused. I had fish and chips from the top o- from th- from the top of the cliff. And we could see Spinnaker Tower. Spinnaker. Ha ha ha ha."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "It looks like two legs."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "fresh tob",
            "text" : "The Isle of Man must be the gayest place to live."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "soup hubisega \ud83d\udec0",
            "text" : "I didn't trust my family."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "soup hubisega \ud83d\udec0",
            "text" : "The Hube runs deep."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Snow Bunny",
            "text" : "He sprayed his Gaytime spray over our faces."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "you slutty slutty deer"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "a tob",
            "text" : "yr ago so be hot at br ft"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "sega bathubish \ud83d\udec0",
            "text" : "i dunno if that conveys the chicken soupiness of the account"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Does that mean that bees have three asses"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "My fursona is elbows"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "sega bathubish \ud83d\udec0",
            "text" : "i jack it to guns"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "sega bathubish \ud83d\udec0",
            "text" : "i want you to pass away, sam!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Ted always agrees with the pissing."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "everyday rabbit furry"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I literally googled ''snail hard part''... and I couldn't remember.."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Ylg wit hhukxx\n.\ud83d\udc24\ud83d\udc24\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83c\udf4bi. Slep\nSay cup with\n\u0143\n<\u00dfeep. Now\nGod them is\nNight"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Toitus has noises in real life."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Hats are bore zhwa zhee."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "wuzard"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "And then Brian and I had a threesome with furry Christopher Walken"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Asnaileigh \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Pubi chairs."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Who has a rabbit as a pet?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Asnaileigh \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "TrackMania is the 'deep philisophical talks about animal penises' game."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "a tob",
            "text" : "listen they already know about this hot ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I bought a buttplug"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "and yes the buttplug is for my loose butthole"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hubish has sega in your name",
            "text" : "please don't draw cum again"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hubish has sega in your name",
            "text" : "all the cum that's ever existed is in your drawing now"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "a tob",
            "text" : "cats have the best butts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "a tob",
            "text" : "Never underestimate the sheer amount of stupidity my brain can store"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i mean hey i've already drawn myself getting creampied by a chicken"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Asnaileigh \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "I'm trhewcewcil"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Asnaileigh \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Gigliobote"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "a tob",
            "text" : "Gentity."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Asnaileigh \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Whoops, I just opened myself"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Someone killed Casey."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hubish has sega in your name",
            "text" : "oh fdick offf asdh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Bananas are juicy if you juice them"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Slam some Adderall and draw with your non-dominant ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hubish has sega in your name",
            "text" : "music term scatting music term is fine"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Why are you making Kermit suck the teet of society?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Vicious Cum",
            "text" : "Just kill Casey."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Charlie Sheen pops out of my nipples and makes a sex joke"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Aww yeah I can't wait to have a see-through dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "planotic frien weiphinh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "TedHubish",
            "text" : "surprisingly, wario is surgeon general"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Cute boys are native to Australia\nAfter their polyp stage, they lose their prenatal legs and swim across the Indian ocean to Africa, where they spread across all of Europe"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "It's the babymaker"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "If you turn the letter weed sideways it kind of looks like an E"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "oh shit i forgot to smoke more weed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "God's pussy, I mean"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "the moment i buy popcor, people will stopcor"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "You loved my nose right off."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Spaghetti /can/ feel love."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "If I ever make a birth control pancake, I'm calling it Flan B."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "No but I gave a blowjob to a dude and it was more or less the same"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "fucking wii squarts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "MY UNCLE IS A GUN AND HE'LL SHOOT YOU"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "My goal is to turn everyone into transfem agender poly asexual demiromantic-toward-men-only slutty furries through abrasive overt brainwashing techniques"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hubish ow \u2705",
            "text" : "Yeah! you spelled my name, Hubbibebebihubish"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "206536805997084677",
            "author_name" : "htw Prime",
            "text" : "I'm just unsure about titties"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "My brain thinks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "it's been a good weed for the spice"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "i'm going to smoke weed",
            "text" : "fuck off, everybody. i'm going to smoke weed."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "YEAH I'M THE TOP FOR NO REASON"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "206536805997084677",
            "author_name" : "htw Crime \ud83d\udc6e",
            "text" : "foreskin is good ok"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Have you heard about your lord and savior... Jewish Chirst."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I'm actualy a Seventh Day A Dentist."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Damn. I'm smart as fuck."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Hey I was wondering if you could lick me in the future and that you have a good time"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I mean, for the longest time, Gays Anonymous was just called ''being gay''."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "You know what else is episode length?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I'm not dating Phil."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Like what if it comes out too fast and I'm not ready and I'm breathing in and I get a cummy lung"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "hubish hubish hubish hubish",
            "text" : "i once bought lactation assistance tea instead of throat coat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "What happened with your nipples?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "My fursona is zigzagoon"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "everything I do is sexy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I need a transparent banana."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Straight as an enormous throbbing erect cockholy moly"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i live for the day that i'll have less points than anxiety"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i am no binch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "remember Ash Fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "[UrbanDictionary] Tobias; A type/nickname for marijuana grown in South America and smuggled into the United States."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "* vidvisionify drowns his sorrows in burritos"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "piss out my ass spicy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "''Ash is a yiff master right? She's a yiff enthusiast correct? Are you doing yiff-related activities?''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "So fck you and suck mty nuj"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Because you already have your copy of Jesus clearly."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "THE CRANES ARE TALKING TO ME"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "OH NO YEAH THE FUCKING CRANES TALKING TO EACH OTHER MAKES MORE SENSE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Phil soon book"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Forget whatever sober me says"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "remember BrianReddus forget"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Clopes would be fo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I CAN HEAR THE BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH THE VEINS IN MY HEAD"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Now that I actually run a train company in real life I'm banned from all games of OpenTTD because I have too much of an advantage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "''Frodo we must drop this 3kg lump of semtex into Mount Doom''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "My ratio of relationships to breakups is fucking terrible"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Yeah but my dick fell off from lack of oxygen though"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "You're damn right the screw area is large"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "EVERYONE needs dick insurance! You never know when something awful is going to happen to your dick!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "b) boner 2 infinity and you use it to pick up the other dick like a claw machine"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "gimma a present"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "162712755445432321",
            "author_name" : "Trikitiger",
            "text" : "My dick's in the dry cleaners for another couple of days"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "vidilcisloitiy is a brepk"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Just don't lose and you'll win"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i have dicks to attend to"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_name" : "Spriteclad",
            "text" : "If you weren't asexual would you be a yiffgrinder?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "remember Eris spicy dicks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "''remember spicy dicks'' is a quote all it's own"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "remember BrianReddus spicy dicks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I'm trying to GOD DAMN FUCKING READ ABOUT JELL-O"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "And then boom Tumblr"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i feel like Prince dying damaged the way our world works. like his death changed the way the world's logic works so now we get shit like this"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "I can't fit another bomb in tobi's pants!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "i did go for a footlong when i usually get six inches"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "did someone come in my room and start murdering a dog?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "haven't died in a good long while"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i want it inside my ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I turned him from a rampant polygamist to a homosexual"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "tobi x tobi"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "AshxBrian fan art x AshxBrian fan art"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "tobi x a bad time"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Well idea with Bucket is it would be playing by itself"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Fuck me with my dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "rabbit dick facts GO@"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Your sleep schedule confuses the fuck the fuck you fout of me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "yiff oclock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "the fact that bananas are berries is the most fucked up thing ever"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "ARE AVOCADOS BERRIES"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Last storm I met was an a piece of shit. Therefore I'm going to judge all other storms I meet by that standard."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Phil moments."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "whap hatted to genro"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "THEY SEND ME FORM"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Like all good things planets will apparently come in the night as I sleep"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "''He Was Good'' would be a nice name for a band."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Okay, TedHubish, remembering ''''He Was Good'' would be a nice name for a band.''."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "if he wasn't an important working person his username would probably have the word yiff in it too"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "WE STOPPED, HE OPENED THE DOOR, HAVE ME A LOOK THAT WAS ABOUT THE SWEARING MAN, THEN HE JUST FUCKING LEFT"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I start to remove my pants and for whatever reason I pause and think ''wait, is this normal''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "For a split second I forgot it's normal to remove your trousers before going to bed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Sometimes I have to remember, oh right, this chat is full of insane people"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i thought you were used to big things to stick into your thing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i don't want muriel to be called a milf"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i hate gays, 2016."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "the worst randomizer ever x the worst randomizer ever"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "''Who do?'' ''You do!'' ''Fuck you.'' ''Remind me of the babe!''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Ted Hubi\u00f1a"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I like heroin"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "He is a moon better"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "More like nathaniel cumbersauce third duke of shut up brian"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Rabbit furries with big floppy ears are fucking cute"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Ashleigh 21:26 : and he said unto the furries, ''What the fuck?''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "The Didgeribloods and the Kangacrips"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I'm fucking adorable, bitch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "just the ''but''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "also the only notes I ever get are ''STOP DRINKING MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK'' despite never touching anyone's chocolate milk"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I like Swedish because they have nice meatbal"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I bought way too many meatballs this week"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Next you'll tell me nintendo didn't invent turtles"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "nintendo didn't invent turtles"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "sleepytobi is infact gonna go punch some straw or whatever the expresison is"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "I mean it's been my life's dream to be contianed within a latex dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "'God, **sam** should not be this expensive.' -KcH"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Ash did nothing wrong."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Assuming five to ten seconds of mastectomy is acceptable in that game"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like it, **Barack Obama.**"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "I don't know but I think the last part means you got impregnated somehow by your own fursona"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Please do not actually remove Barack Obama."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "you guys are weirdos"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "where's that picture of iron man giving captain america some hard dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Denna table."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "spicy dicks x Eris's hand in marriage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I dare to say I understand the underlying symbolism in your message and hereby grant you American citizenship. I can do that because I am an American. You can't deny it because you aren't (but are, though). You are now free. Congrats. Also, because of how America works, you will feel literally zero of the intended effects of this policy. In fact, it wouldn't hurt to expect a few adverse effects."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "''Why ghost eat me?!'' -Barack Obama (**groping the Pope**.)"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "You deer furry fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "TOURE NOT THE REL BUCKET"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "My greatest dream is a world without **memes**."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I am the comic relief in the sitcom that is life"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "You don't know what a demon cloaca looks like."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "If I feel a tiddy for the first time, it's an emotion."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "[UrbanDictionary] Sam; Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "because of your brony sins"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "You sound like my bones"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz",
            "text" : "The Year is 2015. The President is Black and everyone has transitioned. Furries run the United States Senate and all cishets have been exiled to Canada."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I thought the bowels were so good."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Oh my god, I grabbed everything from the oven."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Humorism is a religion where you follow the teachings of **a 'Get Out of Hell Free' card from a recent game of Theopoly**."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "that's the sound bullets make"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Hi I'm Ted I'm **rocketed rocketing rocketed**."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "'Ash, you liking **stabbing a child with a needle** is the least controversial thing about you.'"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "''I like **shoving a Wii Remote up your ass**.'' -Howard Arnoldson"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Every year, 630,000 people are hospitalised in America as a result of the use of **funny funny funny meme meme meme funny joke shoot gun meme meme funny joke meme funny funny funny**."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "SHE'S GONNA BLOW THE PINK PIPES, EMMA. FULL-ON FLUTE FELLATIO."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "God dammit you're making me fuckin' blush you nerds"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "fucking everyone else's is like ''a sexy hot man with a giant wein'' and mine is just weeb bullshit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "if ash wasn't already taken I'd fuck her"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Swype I swear to sit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "''I wouldn't mind having a tail.'' -**Ash**"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "To be fair, one of these conversations is actually meaningful and the other about fucking hats"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "looks like a fucking drake and josh ass set"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "you put so much me sauce"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "What does this joint do?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Everybody shut up! I have **a DILF (Deer I'd Like to Friend)**."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : " hey ted guess what? deer helped hitler and moose is akin to jesus"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i'm hubish on the scoolville scale"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "All i remember is one cat ran away so my parents replaced it with two more cats, two rabbits and a dog and then the original cat came bag and they were all so friendly and fluffy and my dad stole a tank"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Well maybe if they had their coffee they would be less bitchy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "You're addicted to cocaine and the cocaine is deer."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "BIG. FURRY. PAWS."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "That hotdog has breasts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "The medium one looks better. Medium pig."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I can buy an eight pack of nipples"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "It just slaps a pair of great honkin' tits on you. Great melons. Jugs."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Is it too much to ask for a dick to suck around here?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "good i didn't want to be invited to your gay baby orgy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "162712755445432321",
            "author_name" : "Trikitiger",
            "text" : "good... because I was worrieed you were talking about train sex"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "And I mean, yes I COULD explain a dildo but I don't really want to"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "YOU DID IT WRONG"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "He's styr du e ut "
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "That's a little... big, y'know? I'm not sure I could handle it."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "seeing yiff spread throughout the world is fun"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Maybe blow on it a bit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Shove it up my ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "My best wingman is a bot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Fuck men, I'm still in bed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Vietnam quotes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Where we just floated straight up"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I threatened to fly across the country and slap a guy in his stupid fucking 12-year-old Scottish cunting face with a raw chicken"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Im cute as hell"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "buckey--"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "how is what is CLEARLY a fish a boot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "It takes a little bit to get into Christopher Walken."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Let's try to ejaculate on these mountains."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "The shafts would be a bit hard."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I am going whorl slurp sleep"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Oh my gosh, my fursona is a fish."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "From now on I want all of you to call me Squidlord. My pronoun is W."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Phuck Hyou Dguys"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "glad someone appreciates my dick!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i'm self-ade"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "My arms are swole as dicks from all the sanding"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Oh! This is in double-U-ish."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Well, we all know that Freddy Mercury was secretly Karl Marx."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "But that's a toilet crowd!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "seems to bewaoring on it pretty hard"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "xheonoa wuothes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "WHAT THE HELL I'M TRYING TO WATCH CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS GUYS."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "jesus shit you guys are worth twice in the bank"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "we are not going to try and look for your furry membership account."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "You're not my body!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "We're not having sex, Phil. I promise!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "University is a yiff-free zone."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "You don't remember Marky Mark and the Funky Whoops"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "''[...] I want [...] to [...] fuck[...] Wario.'' -Tobi 2015"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "even deeper down, the river is sad"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "What's the difference between Phil and a shelf. A shelf can hold information."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "What's the difference between Phil and a shelf. A shelf is highly conservative."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "What's the difference between Phil and a shelf. A shelf is Buddhist. Because it has a bunch of Buddhist books on it."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "AshxBrian yaoi x a lack of sleep"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "My fursona is a dolphin-owl who is also a man who is also a fish. Oh my gosh. My fursona is a fish."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "At-TED-shun. If Ted were here he would have found that funny."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "You missed my anti-semitism. How dare you."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "OH MY GROSH! WHOA-OH HERE SHE COMES IS ABOUT SEX!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TINY FUCKIN' PUDA"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Turned down the volume, eh? Well we'll just squeeze the dog harder!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "squeeze the junk"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "findle it even"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I'm writing a play about a man who marries his broom. Would you like to see it? It's on Broadway."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Would you stop quoting me, please? I love it too much. It makes me love me too much."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I made your penis better"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "And all between our outside"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "My isn'ternet is eating many dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I had my first plane crash today."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Fuck g loves"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i don't think they'd like something that has weapons on it's head"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "if you beat boobs you get to play new boobs+"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "remember Spicy boob"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "guys this dickrift is shitting us all a nut"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "FUCKIN' DICK SQUIRREL"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Fuckin smooth ass-criminal over here"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "My fursona is a giraffe."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "how do i delete it, dubtrack, i mean, the entire website, it has been tainted"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Phil is like the guy in Tomodachi Life who tries to set up two people by like wearing a bear suit at the amusement park and cleans the diner windows"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "only thing left to do is to sin harder and faster"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "do the deeds you dirty deer"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "That's it! No role playing for a month!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I'm at a pube"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I wish I were a koala."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "You creamy marshmallow salad fondler"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "<\u00a3"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i've seen some pretty abstract losses"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "It actually just looks like i drew the pope as a furry, and not a vagina."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "literally new name, same great taste"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Dog baby death."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Oops. I just Googled ''baby''."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I *should* have used my tongue! And we were just talking about cunnilingus"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i don't think cave johnson would approve of the nipplemattic 3000"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "DO SOME DRUGS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "also are we just gonna ignore my holocaust joke or"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "me? bonetown usa. have a boner-town, that is. population hube"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "For 08 points, how do you use dildo while a bit like Lucario ?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "-5 points from vidvisionify for animal-related self exploration."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "+9 points to Spriteclad for looking up yiff on the internet."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "-4 points from Ashleigh for Brian's tits."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_name" : "Spriteclad",
            "text" : "i know thongs."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I like how I'm a pro-pineapple fangirl."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "I don't want to give birth from my dick what the shick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "No, I like the taste. Of the dicks in my mouth."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "There will be no happy birthers when I am through"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Don't tell people penis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "and also my buns aka my butt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "ribcage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "**Bucket finds a dick in BrianReddus's vagina!**"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "ANYONE INSIDE AFTER THAT HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS GROUP OF DEER WE RELEASE IN THE STORE EVERY NIGHT"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT FOOD PLEASE DON'T COOK RABBITS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i esdin'y dutr ig yhjre esdf"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "162712755445432321",
            "author_name" : "Trikitiger",
            "text" : "Pretty much goes out to all bros who stick their face too far in pussy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "And lord I am deep in pussy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "my ears aren't straight up don't get caught up in the deertails"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "the fact that the LED ones are low and shit tier means that whoever made this is a fucking idiot who knows nothing about lamp meta"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "None of us are going to hang out and one of us are just porn"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "It should be a goal of the human race to ensure that **no context** never happens."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Guys this banana tastes funny"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Well now you're just forcing it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "God damn I wish I had a dick to stick in me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "*Bucket goes to town on Spicy's penis*"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "am i the only one here who is comfortable with this extrusion of flesh coming out"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Humble Umble Bumble Eumble"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Hussein Ubama Barack Excellent!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "dude i want my dick to smell of coffee"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "138786599033896960",
            "author_name" : "Hinchy",
            "text" : "it's reassuring to know that we're all a bunch of fuckin queers"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "BrianReddus and Ashleigh would make a cute couple."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "my hand is so far down it's in my pants"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Neurario x my dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "M\u00f6rning"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "remember TedHubish cock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "138786599033896960",
            "author_name" : "Hinchy",
            "text" : "and then accidentally click the wrong thing and get some hot yiff"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I HAVE PEOPLE COMING OVER SOON I CAN'T BE HOT AND BOTHERED"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I wouldn't fuck a little Ted, I wouldn't fuck him in a bed\nI wouldn't fuck him in a lake, I will not fuck him with a rake"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i come in here and share my buns and that makes me a slut?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i'm scared of this chat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "**vidvisionify pets the deer**"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "newman-senpai"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "who needs honor when you have yiff"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "yiff? You bet."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "shit me down, to hell with the rest."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Let's talk about butt stuff."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Everyone sucks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Okay, vidvisionify, remembering ''Everyone sucks''."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Okay, TedHubish, remembering ''Okay, vidvisionify, remembering ''Everyone sucks''.''."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "A box is a 2D shape and a cubicle is 3D"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "They have no rooves"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "do you kiss your mother with deez nuts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "rudolph is almost adolph"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "tja'ts is not impotyant"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "holy shit there's alot of buns now"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i would be so up for not having an actual body but just emitting a really low hum where ever i go and that's how people know where i am"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "There's a dog barking outside and a dove cooing at the same time and the combination of the two sounds like a GameBoy having a stroke"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "that's kinda bad that you always forget what cones are"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "So my next burrito will be named either Ted Hubish or"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "can't fuck ya there pal"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "''do you only hang out with deer furries'' ''i did then he became a rabbit''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "''my friend was a deer furry but he changed into a rabbit. i guess it's a case of lagomorphing''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "where's ash we haven't threatened to fuck each other for a full 24 hours"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "you just like a well textured dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "also known as The Dick Elders"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "YOU CAN'T SEND ME THAT IMAGE AND THEN SAY THAT"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "THAT'S TOO MUCH"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "ALSO STOP SHARING THAT IT'S PRIVATE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "remember Ashleigh penis"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "You are buying fish genitals"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "WHEN YOU BUY A PET YOU ARE BUYING THEIR GENITALS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "What's paint do?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I would hug the fuck out of him"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "He's 15 and in a relationship with an indie game, a cookie company and a pizza restaurant."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Oh no. I've been spotted by the Pope."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I don't understand maracas."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "That's true, but I do have my mouth. Who wants to drop some fire?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Here's some chips for that salt."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "chicagoans don't care about the building's feelings we honestly have a building here that still has bullet holes in it from mafia gunfire so the building always remembers what it did"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "If you want me to be in a couple then just ask the manager"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "what if I nickname my penis ''the manager''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Yiff in the morning"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "His name is Dennis dash Mennis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "http://twitterwwwtwittercom.tumblr.com/"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i ass deer but i don't see you adding buns"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I don't make it a goal to look for buns"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "damn i was ready to take a screenshot expecting it to be your butt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "are you an airple?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I'm surprised Brian hasn't gotten on me again [...]"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "I'm slowly realising that I'm not as lewd as I thought I was and that must be a disappointment to the rest of my friends"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "You need to stop having these moments when I'm Iran."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I'll just die of anus disease, like my father, and his before him."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "But I don't think G.I. Joe anything."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "God, just yiff already."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I swear to god, Ash, if this is your dick..."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I'm just racing and suddenly oop I'm a wall now"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "THE CORPORATE FAT CATS ARE BUYING OUT ALL THE LITTLE ADS TO FEED YOU MORE OF THEIR BIG ONES ALL THE TIME SO YOU GET ANNOYED AND STOP USING CABLE AND GET NETFLIX INSTEAD SO THEY CAN GET MORE MONEY THROUGH THEIR NETFLIX ADS AND THROUGH THEIR PARTNERSHIPS WITH NETFLIX AND GOOGLE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I tried to switch to anything else to kill incoming gays and the weapon didn't switch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I'm leaving the community"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Suck me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "but i don't really want to mess around down there"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "when it's erect i just crack it a little and it glows"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "So I assume everybody is gone and naked"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "More like vag making"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "are the baklavas at least sexual or romantic?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "...my phone tried to suggest Casey in lieu of cat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Nice Ted Hubish!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "yeah they're fucking the best"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Just sitting on my porch, watching the end of the world and eating poptarts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "How do you feed cats?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "....papa like"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "yea i said it. i think it's eat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "NO I'M JUST SPELLING IT THAT WAY COZ I'M LOL TEH RANDOMZ"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "''you'd better glomp that fucking kerb :3c''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I need to be more turgid. I'm too flaccid."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "It's not gay if it's on the moon, Bucket"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Spooning is actually the fake landing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "I don't want to remember Ashleigh spooning but okay"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Bucket: remember Ashleigh spooning"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Rabbits can't even ride bikes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "but we all started messing with the buttholes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "by the end of the night we were missing a few butt holes and the ones we did have were already ruined"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "fuck you in the buck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "and yumblr"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I may have fallen asler tuiopp"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "since if you're talking about my butt you need both buns to make a but"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "love doesn't exists"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Come on simon lets go be cool in the f u t u r e"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Triangle might arrive today but it doesn't have tracking because it's a fucking triangle"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "138786599033896960",
            "author_name" : "Hinchy",
            "text" : "chorplamber, corachle, chrompan, chrostor, christso, croostch, chrombone, chroomboone, chriggler, chroxto, chromnone, chromephone, chriiiiiiiigggggggaaaaammmmbbbbbiiiiinnnnnnooooooooo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Any ending wherein Luigi drowns himself is a good ending in my book"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "I've got to go to sleep late."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Yeah, well, I'm not a big fan of that mix-up."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "No, mute people are real. They just don't hear things."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Some of these lyrics, their heads are really out of their asses."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "TedHubish wuotequote"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Sam dog feces my holy water"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Do not do it! Far not fumble!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Cum Dog. Dog. Dog cum."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "He is like me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Crime"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "It's like beyblades but with dads"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "organasm"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "It's really hard not to think of puppies tumbling down a hill and dying."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Ashleigh x rabbit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Your options: Phil, No Phil. My choice: No Phil"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Why is the dog on my penis?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "You're made of bits!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "There's Hitler in the nose."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I have been fucked oh no"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "I've never wanted to hug Reggie."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "''**buttstuff**'', Obama says, as children scream."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Okay, BrianReddus, deleted that 'Bucket quotes' is ' Okay, Eris, deleted that 'Bucket quotes' is ' Okay, BrianReddus, deleted that 'Bucket quotes' is ' Sorry, BrianReddus, I don't remember what beatbot said about 'nothing nothing'.'.'.'."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "KcH slept a factoid with their anus."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i love it when my butt grows"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I'm not going to get to see my little Ashleigh."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "No it's okay I love you."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Dearmie, his evolution"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "like 5'4'' years old"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "my tears are just adding extra flavour to my pasta"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "It's like Geocities with guns"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "It's sloth now. Fuck."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz",
            "text" : "no you're thinking of the dr suess one Smash Jam & Ham with Horton"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz",
            "text" : "you can try but you don't have that many mouths"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I'm just drawing on my desk to make it less noticeable that my desk is not drawn on."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I want to make a movie about killing Koko. It will be really funny."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Oh no! Oh God, I'm sorry! I killed the vagina!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Ha ha. Doobie."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "No daddy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Daddy is baddy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Okay, Ashleigh, forgot that you must not tell lies."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i've had random people at school ask to touch my butt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "83223430941380608",
            "author_name" : "DeftBeck",
            "text" : "apparently i just got arrested"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I'm defending you from a robot. What is my life."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Second, I was just minding my own business and then suddenly a fucking bear"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Too peenin' bad."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "it's hip to fuck bees"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I didn't even know it was a reference and now that I do it is less funny"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "i ifnsighed the benaana"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "138786599033896960",
            "author_name" : "Hinchy",
            "text" : "VERY IMPORTANT IMGUR ALBUM 2016: http://imgur.com/a/rAiPS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "i'm like a well-oiled meme machine"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "''The penis made amazing orientation.'' THANKS BRAIN."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "The 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Script x a second chance"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "The Yifflord wins again"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "SPPOKY."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "we are all the third wheel"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "remember TedHubish wh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Oh no, my beans."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "162712755445432321",
            "author_name" : "Trikitiger",
            "text" : "Or maybe I should do Mario for the next clip... I'm in the groove now, I'm fucking doing Vegeta"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "162712755445432321",
            "author_name" : "Trikitiger",
            "text" : "ALL MY QUOTES INVOLVE SEX!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "When i grow up i want to be brian"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I'm just gonna toys or the subdue and deer what happens"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "you all watching the obama series finale?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Oh man I love robot whores"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "what in the name of God's Globular Green Globe is DADA?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "plenty of dada in moma. fuck off"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "getting impatient. really want these pinatas to fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "powerball? heh. thanks for complimenting my testons."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "The first rule of snakes is the first rule of snakes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "dont leavne em here with this SINFUL YIFFER"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I also like your cream and onion"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "*Bucket takes cocaine.*"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "dont fucking speak yiddish at me you piece of shit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "My cock, understand the reason for his suicide thick leak sakalele sack"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Ive got a career as a professional eyeball model now"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "it's like gay chicken"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "stop jerkin your cock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I'm u"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "hitler is BACK?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I just engendered"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I just remember sitting there being all sad with a tiny dog in my lap surrounded by trophies having my life narrated"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "http://iamchilling.tumblr.com/"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I'm going to kill your cat."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "does that mean that It's Mr. Platform will never see the light of day"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "*Bucket will remember that.*"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Ash can't fathom people don't talk about deer porn"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Oh shit! The ground pissed!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "you can watch white people beat eachother up pretty easily, just go to your local children's soccer game"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Yes my erection has lasted longer than 6 hours. I need to see a doctor"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "At least I'm not falling over myself giggling about people right n- Actually no I am :c"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "you're a fuckin froad"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "yea just ask my poo hahahahahahahaha (\udca9 i believe in you \udca9)"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Look at all the buns at the bottom."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "You've just stumbled into **Tumblr**!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Just so you know, I can't hear you guys over the iCarly."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "it's not a crime to be really cool and cosplay with your friends"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "We will continue to funk"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "SHIT THE FUCK RICH"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Does Windows 10 have a built-in realtime dick removal tool?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "remember Ash dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "remember vidvisionify remember"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "You know how I know you're gay? You like **dick insurance**."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Listen I'm asexual a handjob is just like a handshake with a dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Every time I look over I see spaghetti"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "ever hear of a little friend who i have, name: snuff mcgruff?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "So maybe stop fucking hating things that are popular simply because they are popular"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "maybe if everyone gets banned we can move back to skype"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i am detective child"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Brian come jack it with us"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Nuts are a good man deep, and I hope you do not goylts good."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "spicy your mii made me piss"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "JURK"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Budget facts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I say a lot of things."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I'm being taunted with pizza"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "It sounds like a shit taking a piss."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Girls, Phil, girls! Vaginaaaas!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Don't quote vaginas!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Where's my other voice? I don't remember where it went. There it is! Man,I was afraid I lost the voice there for a second."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Man, hey, hey, stop it! Ow. Ow."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "yeah the living pile of slime is beating trump"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I was about to go to sleep but now I'm mad about coin tosses."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I just took a glance outside and GOLLY sir"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Bain is just Sean Connery plus muffle."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "My fursona is a lion who chips."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "No, you can't quote that."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "One time I woke up. Where did my clothes go? I was lying next to a naked hobo."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Hobo solo."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Tomatoes make music. It's called ''Pffthbhb''."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "We're doing acapellego."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "I'm not a furry, I just like to have sex with **Clue: Furry Edition**."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "So what you're saying is that this is set in the universe of DeviantArt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "The popsicle fucks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "El rememberando thissando? #memorandobolognese"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "falshblart?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i have a lot of dick quotes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "im inside tedhubish lol"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "''Getting [...] good [...]'' -Tobi 2016"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "OhczHpOH:xHhhhhh."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Mine won't destroy him. They will be like a soothing after-dinner mint \u2014 Spicy yet refreshing."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "A corkboard you dorkboard"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I have the bladder of a pregnant woman."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I was tempted by lots and lots of abortions"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "you guys are animals--oh wait"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "is that the one where the guy sells his arms to buy a brother"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Fuck tits"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "TedHubish x Abraham Lincoln"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "If I were my parents I wouldnt have me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "I remember now! I remember everything!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Alright, I'm nearly home, will sweetie guys in a. It"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Also task to you later mo m no"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "maybe I should jay swift key and let it happen"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "That is a bad thing is that the only way I can convert them is to use the term boyfriend"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "more new long word rhymes from my favorite musical homeless man"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "hello! my name is sam. i'm here to stay!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "who put my dick in there"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "it calls your mom with all of the internet's porn"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i might buy it and cry because i'm not 7 anymore"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i'd like a big knot if you know what i mean"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Bands with sequels."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "I may have expanded in it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "because sometimes donald trump is right"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I can't wait for this because I want Ted's Mii to tell me that he secretly does porn drug films"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "breaking news: deer tells girl to start cutting"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Shut the fuck fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "tobyie can eat all of ym shit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "if you mix american and swedish do you get amish"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "kan ye? he kan!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i'm getting honey just thinking about it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Holy fucking hell this piano is taking forever to download"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "life ain't shit but a fat vagina"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Notice how everyone is sad and its always raining and you fucked a dead pig"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I sent him a message to hopefully freak bun or low Abu iron"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i sampled radio audio from the kennedy assassination so it only felt right to balance it with a space jam sample"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Good luck bitch, I'm behind 40 weathers"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I was like ''who the fuck is dumb enough to say this'' but I guess it's me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I'M FLATTED"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Was Donald Trump a wrestler?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I can't work- I don't work anymore. I'm broken."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I don't think people should have rights."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Whoa what there is a bright red father in my bed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Disregard father"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Hi home, I'm a shitty randomizer"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "no hymen"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Okay, Ashleigh, remembering ''no hymen''."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i think it's hilarious to click a video and you don't know if you're getting flintstones or not"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Also ''yiff'' but that's not important"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "you've always had yiff"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "oh god its a solitare horse fucking simulator"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "udle Shit, uTed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "you get mad poon if you're a politician"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz",
            "text" : "does anyone else know the howie mandel/chicken leg erotica story because I can't find it online"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "rest in weece"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Tony Pawk's Ho Dater"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Jesus Christmas"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "what's the furry equivalent to sexting? i think i'm good at that."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "But now I consume modest pussies"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "illegal pussy consumption"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "all my limbs are in these trousers right now"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "319's only one away from 420"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Grover Harrison in his second te"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "we dont need this fucking garbage in the general chat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i should be in birthday"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "remember Spicy Birth"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Aspect ratios are for squares."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Is my desktop not responding? My desktop isn't responding right now! My desktop just crashed! Did anyone else just see that?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Dong is a fun word"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Apple juice takes longer."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Why did Tay Zonday just follow me?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "it's adam and eve not hulk hogan vs the undertaker"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Diamond and Salt are my favourite pokemon games"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "the worst deason"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "i dunno, I don't control when you do and don't have a penis"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "and by penis I mean thing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Gonna buy sturdly vurdly burdly"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "What the fuck are those flamingos? Is this in space?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "What's my favorite thing? ''Dragon.''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I'd be okay with having both [a penis and a vagina]. Not at the same time."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Why does my hand smell like ass? Not literally ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Sam's trying to do a kickflip. What a fuckin' clown."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I was looking at myself in the mirror yesterday and I look like two different people glued onto each other."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "I fucking love that picture of a cat."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "I love saying ''fuck'' at Jesus."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Fuck Jesus."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Like, I have two Facebook accounts. One of them is called Spooky Skeleton and it's me pretending to be a skeleton. I'm kind of an asshole on this account. I just go around telling people to stop being idiots."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "I mostly just scream a lot."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "I don't have lungs, dickhead."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "and then everyone masturbates"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "http://i.imgur.com/ing9nGp.png"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "fuck the police, perhaps?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Oh wait testicles okay"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "he's a real fucking nipple on my skin"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "bun bun bun"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "the easiest way to fuck a woman is to feed her totinos pizza rolls and champagne"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "yeah but my bed is so now you'll have to sleep like two feet down closer to my crotch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Oh. I did a P."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "The viewer understands that the two characters had some seriously nasty, dank ass sexfuck up in dat dream sequence yo."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "aww yeah waifu in three days"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Yup, it only took 31 hours, but I now have the waifu"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "the nuns here play wii bowling"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "goddammit that's the third time my wife has given me breakfast and i immediately gave it back as a gift"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "If you want to have Spongebob on your vagina when you're thirty-three, then go right ahead."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "If your crotches don't start growing, I'm going to be sad."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "It's like the fuckin'... Black Luster Soldier or something."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i'm going around to say goodbye in stardew because it's the end of winter year 2 and i assume tomorrow grandpa is going to use my soul plus the power of the restored farm to reanimate himself and then get with my wife"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i can't find my wife"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Let's just talk about rabbit blowjobs like normal people"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Wait for it... Wait for it... Boop."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "brb suffering"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "now excuse me while i draw goo girl anthro rabbits"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "All these bananas are too straight. I need a curvy banana."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Okay, that's just a censored banana."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "So just for the sake of being able to say I did it, I've been trying to ram Two-Sided Fleshlight."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I just think that Ted hates me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "[singing] Dick the magic penis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "It's a jizz blizzard."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "look at that spongebob ass font"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "My grandma hates Trump."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I wonder if they have prostitutes in Pixar's Cars universe... and they just have giant exhausts."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I'm just going to mash ''a'' faster and try to birth a new baby."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "When I die, it'll be such a relief."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "SUCK MY DICK"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Track #130 can fucking suck a god damn spiked dick that shoots fire when it ejaculates"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "That's what I'll do. I'll come out as a dwarf."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "ash i'm as straight as a dashingly erect cock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "i got so few brains as it is"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "They're not called, like, Curly Sam's Stack-a-Chips or something?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Oh my gosh my face is so big what did I do"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I don't think they've done it for angry"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Did you realise that Phil is Bubsy the Bobcat?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Can I just grab them? Can I just grab my eyebrows? Huh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Oh my gosh, there are too many eyes."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "So I don't know my password"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Can you use Mucinex as a suppository?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Your favorite band is ''Really fucking weird''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "malta just really likes lincoln park"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I mean what hm huh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "''cum-inmywife69 started following ashdeer''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "i thought ''erect'' started with an i and that the acronym for ''people eat our patties'' is poup"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "This is in reference to a very specific anime where girl who cake this is for like."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "yeah from that song ''octopus garden (i am gay)'' you'd think it was obvious"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i had to eat my cheerios with coconut milk"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "How do I also get log head?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I got log head."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "oh god there's so many mice there's so many mice there's so many mice there's so many mice there's so many mice"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "You know, I feel Adolf Hitler would have a great time with Dark Souls, y'know?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I like round."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "UK and shit production? who wouldhvethinkusait"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "kill the pope and take his place"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "It's not about size. It's how you Pikachuse it."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "rest in peace sex bee"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "''I identify sexually as a television'' KcH, 2015"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "TIL for some reason the messenger is phone on phones than the browser/???"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "This is the gayest video ever made"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "guys i can't believe twitch turned their logo purple in honor of prince"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Roommate shower poop. / Waffle stomp. / 15 minute mark."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Maybe Bucket is a grower"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Don't you fucking compare Animator VS Animation with the glory that is Packard Bell"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "''thank you for shopping with us sir, by the way do you know any cool shoe blogs''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "you really want us to ride dat booty"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "KcH was in Nirvana?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "he's like the worlds saddest slip-n-slide"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "give me your kids i will name them all"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "shit i gave you my eyes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "mp [rpb,e,;''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i've gotten in so many fights with people about spaghetti"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Phil, it's fine, I know you're gay, but you just don't like pasta enough for us"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Liking pasta and being gay is great"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I'm sure there's more koala std than gun violance there"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Her fursona is herself"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i'm no furry, stupid asshole"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Looks like someone exploded in the shower"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "\udc30\udc30\udc34"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "can i trade cheese sticks for furry trash"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "You like remembering genitalia, Phil"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i despise bucket"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "We ain't nothing but meatballs though"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "get to the bottom of homosexuality (ha ha get it)"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "dan ash your bobbies"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Here at the Jory Caron Microwave Laboratory 4.0, safety is our number one concern. That's why we hide behind all of vidvisionify's deep dark secrets. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes the inside of my ass."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i actually want to kill you right now"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "mobnirg"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "GOTTA LEARN TO WALK BEFORE YOU CAN SIN, BRO"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Freddie Mercury's fursona was a bee"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "that was my ringay theory"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Hi home, I'm black"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "So you're saying that VR is the furry of technology"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "it can get ridiculous in that game to the point where you don't need weed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "the Revd Major Drippsley ''Drippy'' Vagina Bones IV"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "One time my mother's earring broke and she started pouring black smoke from every orifice"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "please do not kill tobi!!!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i want to make a pepito plugin that tells us whether pepito is home or not"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "fatt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i'd never want to Kill Tobi!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "your skin's the only thing falling off of any bones"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "love that tender hellmeat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I see London, I see Sam's Grave, holds my hand and names my hair Dave"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "give me jam"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "It's like a penis champagne sniper rifle"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i hope no one dies!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "remember TedHubish dies"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "you remind me of enough love to go around"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "please don't fuck me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i LOVE lying, spicy!!!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "fat fuck boone will always be my true dad"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Warwick Davis has to travel like twice as far to get to space as the average human"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "So if it takes 1000 men to get to space itll take 2000 Verne Troyers to get there"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Space is like 46643 times taller than man"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Also accidentally called him Trev Voyner"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Less pissing more kissing, fucker"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "i just realised i fucked up her boobs"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "meow"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : ":3"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "crows have wings"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I would do more but it's exhausting god damn Phil"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "tell pil i'd draw a him for %5"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "ok but hear me oot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "c-span and no pan[ts]"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i love to listen to music haha"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i'm so great"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "wow! i DO hate jesus"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "my buttdar is grade A"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "rich dads are omnipotent"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Stay moke"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i guess we know what half of the brine is mush"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "don't even worry i'm not nearly a shit person"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I should learn to draw butts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Emerge from my frosted flakes cocoon into the beautiful furry trash i am"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "OH SHIT IT THE SEX NUMBER"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "bucket enough about my pants"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Puma isn't a real animal"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "He did this because he like the fact that Pichu breathed through its head."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Had a dream that Phil antagonize the General chat by changing it to the Movement chat, which was dedicated to discussing Pok\u00e9mon movement."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "The stew, by the way, deleted all my apps."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "B-bye!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "the bar for memes is rising"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "ha! the beatles. gorp harrison. classic."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "mas - sregrub taerg"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "nounBRITISHinformal"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Ted is the community's Kevin James"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "My fursona was in my dream last night"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i choose to believe the bee was intentional"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "unprotect Brian"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "37 year olds are GILFs"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "me too but i take great pleasure in knowing that somewhere out there, John Lennon is getting his ass kicked by a bionicle"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Britney Spears invented anime"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "*hyperlinks, like actual kinks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "LINKS NOT KINKS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i love satan! i love satan! i love satan! i love satan! i love satan! i love satan! i love satan! i love satan! i love satan! i love satan! i love satan! i love satan!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i think that's my favorite sam quote"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "wait there's a kitten what teh fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "HOT STAG LICKS WET PUSSY"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "taxpayers are paying for my ability to view furries."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "for a moment i was seriously pondering whether or not i should look up pinky and the brain pornography to prove a point"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i love it when you call me big brispy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I haven't growled this much in a long time."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "[Flamingos] are like birds that were turned into taffy and stretched too long. You can't even eat them. It's soured the taffy."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Csaey quote all quotes from him"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "E-gas!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Pandas aren't animals."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Take a friend, remove the gooey bits"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I just want to be a normal ass-man."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I always emphasise ass."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Dungus the rumphyflug."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Weehawken"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Fuck Nazis. They're good in bed."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "The Iraq War."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I should lunchmeat Metal Grinder"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Made a Tumblr account. I'm scared."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I'm trying to find the original DSP masturbation video."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "It cost me fifty grand to blow up the Empire State Building."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "what if your last words were about dragon cock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "remember Spicy cock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Santa dildo?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I love white people."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I will be donning a hard-on to respect the holiday."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "That is a fun gake"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I hate mysizzle"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Free me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "If you remove every other word from ''Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius'' you get ''Jimmy Boy''."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "A kiss is just a lip hug!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Why is that in a minor key? Why is Christmas so sad?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "i'm gonna start describing my life as ''virtual tour of hell''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Bitch, please. Bitch."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "is that the name of a bone"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I would label all of Europe London minus the Nazi part."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Despite all my rage I am still just a cat ate my face"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "Third tubes the charm"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "NMErdf"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i almost said don't me bean"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I am not drawing dumbledore in a miniskirt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "Let us not lose the general conversation of the damned"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "65% of smartphone users have a better life, I can say that in accordance with piston."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Technically kind of Birny 64"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "as paul macC 1nce say: i'm looking thru u"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Is that the one where she has to kiss the furry before his flower dies"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "''Yeah Holy Fuck'' would be a nice name for a band."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i'm prescient of being a fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I can't let Ted split his round"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "I have never been happier to see this fuckin deer-slapping-another-deer background"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i can't wait to be a naked boy and kick all the treasure chests and hurt my feet"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "do not objectify sam"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "remember Sam boy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : ",':9c"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "obama's keeping all the boners for himself"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "i'm like spaghetti"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "straight until hot and wet~~~~"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I lime"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "SO WHY DIDN'T YOU REINSTALL THE TEAMSPEAK ONE UNTIL THE PORN WORKS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i thought for a second that i was bridget"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "im gonna fuck jim carrey"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "there are 52 pages on shitspykesays, you could read a page every year and be good for a year"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "bungame6 is done"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "You have a lot of dog feces, dog"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Kch: i just remembered that time we snuck out to the forest in the middle of the night"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "I feel! Child!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Can I come love with you guys pls"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : ":?\u0090c"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "211125155194208257",
            "author_name" : "Beatbot",
            "text" : "ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I hate Phil."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "they're giving us too much power with this new weiner tech"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "you're a 2016 weiner"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i was trying to read the weiner like a letter"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "right here, motherfucker"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "the lasagna is mein kampf"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I'M ALWAYS REGGIE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "kansas has the wizard of oz and contempt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Men ubg"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Burps is nice"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Oh Bill Murray is the white one"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I'm a vegan for the poon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "I didn't know how to blog?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "I'm not going to get a pat down. I'm going to get a lollipop."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "I can talk to my lightbulb and it'll turn on."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "you're off to fuck tennis, right?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "I learned what shipping meant a few days ago. #otp"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "were you ever glompy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "the lil 11 year olds would be like ''lol look at this guy enjoying japanese and internet culture to an almost extreme level'' and i'd go into the bathroom and cry into my hatsune-miku-with-pepe's-face-photoshopped-on hugging pillow that i always had with me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "The race wars!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "gayglypuff"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it's gay"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "\udc0a iguana"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "How's Egerton doing?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "m ona ry my bluetooth kyoar and see i it hase me sse"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neurario",
            "text" : "I' n g to unrtand pokemon go"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "The reflection of Michael Jackson is very disturbing."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I meant god but Ted works too"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "i can't fit a mouth on my shark"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "A teepee for your peepee"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Fuck food sweetened"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Think of how much porn you could store on 16TBs"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "youre the kevin bacon of furries"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i simultaneously love and hate your attitude"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "use more lube next time ;3c"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "haha loser i'm already white"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "It's always interesting to be in class, feel my watch vibrate, and see ''I'm yiffy and I know it''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "listen school is distracting me from your yiffing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i didn't know that minutes existed is all"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Now I want cheese every time I eat chocolate."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "ass is above piss"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "And I was like ''The fuck am I drugs''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "if you have an epiphany and it's a smart lightbulb then you have like, double the smart"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Who do fuck even was in"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Honestly though shaved eyes is like the way to go with carinavl food"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "But then I understoof waht youmtan"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Ted you /are/ a bay"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i love me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "@sam Do you want to give birth"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "xsi 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "my favorite video game characters, Converse Shoes, Mario Hat, and Two Guns"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "legalize ted"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "this is an injustive that is completely warrented"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "Marriage is a dada and a moma."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "You're just a shirtlod"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Damn it, I was going to draw Spongebob.."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "honey nut cheros are better"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i just made two faulkner references and i have to compete with ash saying the word ''cuck''?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "As I lay me down to fuck, pray the lord my soul to cuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Ash, what does ''appreciate the funk'' mean?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I kind of like the idea of Jesus cucking your soul."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Maybe I want Jesus to be the cuck for the Devil."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Jesus and the devil are fucking. And I'm watching. That's it. That's the end of my thoughts."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "That's actually a good point \u2014 on lego figures is the penis attached to the shirt or the pants?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I can be the ultimate white girl!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Vagina good."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Big puppy."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "NIPPLES. FUCK. FUCK NIPPLES. I'M TRYING TO CALL YOU'D A FUCKED"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi",
            "text" : "Is Hatsune Miku dead?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "I'm beginning to /feel/ like a fuck god"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "i wish jum henson wasn't deap"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "HONK MY BOOB"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Sorry I meant labia"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Like putting on a condom before fucking up everything"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "@BillyShears#9999",
            "text" : "Maybe I'm Amazed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "I would not smoke it in a bong\nNot even from a penis long\nI would not drink it in a house\nI would not drink it from my spouse\nI would not drink it were I queer\nI would not drink it there nor here!\nI will not drink your awful spum\nI do not like your gooey cum!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Call Kelloggs ant pour hot Pot-Tart magma on them"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Still not sure how I feel aboutarns"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Still not sure how I feel about arms"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi \u2705",
            "text" : "bcoz im lel teh randomz ^-^"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian \ud83d\udc30",
            "text" : "i want biff to fist me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Imagine skinning your knee areola"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian \ud83d\udc30",
            "text" : "lul X3"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "sigourney wanders"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "And personally, I prefer holding dicks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Fuck the gays."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "Buttress supports a wall."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "Would we get people playing songs with their retractable balls?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "218527740381495297",
            "author_name" : "officermilky",
            "text" : "Rub that motherfucking LIKE clit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "What if you came Gusher juice"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian \ud83d\udc30",
            "text" : "i'm WEEDigrade"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "do you want me to draw your dick uncircumcised?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "cash money theo hube",
            "text" : "i'm a mac\nand i'm a pc\nyou know mac, there's a lot of software on my computer\nwell pc why don't you jump a shit and cry"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "I don't want to be a hero, I just want to fuck a dragon\nI don't like the limelight\nI like the cock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "KcH",
            "text" : "pipipipip"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi \u2705",
            "text" : "Do you want the big apple boy or are you maybe leaning more toward the naughty boy?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "HcK",
            "text" : "No, sorry, I was eww-ing the placenta."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "HcK",
            "text" : "I haven't even beaten Dark Souls 3 with a controller made of the opposite of bananas."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "HcK",
            "text" : "My shirt keeps kissing some of my other shirts. And they're all- They're all men. That's what they said."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian \ud83d\udc30",
            "text" : "It was just weirding loadly"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "cash money theo hube",
            "text" : "you can't stack penises"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Ash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "LISTEN I JUST WANT THE DICK WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT BATMAN"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobi \u2705",
            "text" : "i want to learn to model furries"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "HcK",
            "text" : "I hope so. But you know, try anything once. Except anal."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Ok, so this is Alex. Phil's girlfriend and I have something very important to state here. Phil recently told me that Ash offered Phil a ''birthday blowjob'' at a time when you were all hanging out. I am very upset about this because...\n\nWHY DIDNT THIS HAPPEN I GIVE FULL PERMISSION FOR ASH TO GIVE SUCH BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN I AM 100% OK WITH THIS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Dr Hash Deer, PhD \ud83d\udc0c",
            "text" : "I just patted my skull and there's no penis there"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "Fully automated luxury gay space astrocracy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "218527740381495297",
            "author_name" : "Moon_Milky\ud83d\udc89",
            "text" : "No yeah everyone would fuck the charmin bears shit damn"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83e\udd8c",
            "text" : "Who wouldn't fuck the Charmin bear though"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "\u02b0\u1d49\u02b8 \u1d4d\u1d58\u02b8\u02e2 \u02b7\u1d49\u1dab\u1d9c\u1d52\u1d50\u1d49 \u1d57\u1d52 \u1d50\u02b8 \u02b3\u1d49\u1d47\u1da6\u02b3\u1d57\u02b0\u1da6\u1db0\u1d4d \u1d43\u02e2\u1d50\u02b3 \u1d5b\u1da6\u1d48\u1d49\u1d52, \u1da6'\u1d50 \u1d43\u1d57 \u1d43\u1d47\u1d52\u1d58\u1d57 \u2076\u1d9c\u1d50 \u02e2\u1d52 \u02b8\u1d52\u1d58'\u1d5b\u1d49 \u02b2\u1d52\u1da6\u1db0\u1d49\u1d48 \u1d50\u1d49 \u1d43\u1d57 \u1d43 \u02b3\u1d49\u1d43\u1dab\u1dab\u02b8 \u1d4d\u1d52\u1d52\u1d48 \u1d57\u1da6\u1d50\u1d49\u22c5\u22c5\u22c5 "
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "teach yourself how to skin the goddamn fucking horse kristen"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "HcK",
            "text" : "You ever get one of those things that runs down your spine, then back up? uhm, what do they call 'em....? Penises?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "HcK",
            "text" : "Don't play real life, the graphics suck and the NPCs are douches."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "HcK",
            "text" : "You just used me and left, like the skank I am."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "spicy you stupid gay queer"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83e\udd8c",
            "text" : "GUYS WE GOT KNOTS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i have mompants but i don't tuck my shirt in so i'm not that mom"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i want a waifu for the tax benefits"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "waifus are a religious institution meant to enslave us to the church"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "not much considering nonorganics are easy but something"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "Did you call him a cuck?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "Oh, thank gosh!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "Let's check that little **duck** out."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "Michelangelo. What a bitch."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "HcK",
            "text" : "?pock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "HcK",
            "text" : "My name is cute as DANK!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "the new Ted for now",
            "text" : "I have lil cloths in my cheeks, hehe."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Namber 1 segarino",
            "text" : "Spicy, this is my dirthole that you have to step into."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "the new Ted for now",
            "text" : "I really want to install my GPU from amazon.co.jp but my jaw is the size of Iceland."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "the new Ted for now",
            "text" : "My dull condom lances."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "the new Ted for now",
            "text" : "(as Lily) Welcome to my home. I've murdered everyone here."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "OK Google: Al. Franken. Gay."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "but it's america's dick, lady liberty is trans"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "I killed him! I killed my brother! Yay!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "I wish I had 8 backs.... so I can scratch them all at once"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "dont get me wrong I know how to sex a snake, but that's totally different"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "Oh my god. You're talking about my *weiner*!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian \ud83d\udc30",
            "text" : "slap my butt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "I'd have a 6shot Americano if I wante to stay up, but then i'd have to spend time with a tube up my ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "but it's especially weird when i decide that the only way out is to make abortion jokes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "You're a northern reticulated chipmunk, yes you are, you are so reticulated! \ud83d\udc3f "
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83e\udd8c \ud83c\udf6e",
            "text" : "We use fingers in America too, but not as commonly"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "I *love* daddy's cummies."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "i'm sega",
            "text" : "shut up, philliam"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "Life, uh, finds a Matthew McConauway."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Estrodile, Spirodactyl, and Testostesaurus Rex"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch",
            "text" : "i climb in the ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "i'm sega",
            "text" : "I live in Cooter"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "baega",
            "text" : "i'm literally really good holy fucking shit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83e\udd8c \ud83c\udf6e",
            "text" : "And while I'm sure he would walk five hundred miles for me, I highly doubt he would walk five hundred more to get back"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tober",
            "text" : "Imagine a business conference like fucking Elon Musk walks into a room, puts down a briefcase, looks up and says ''Hello, enjoys being pissed on''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "The Matrix Reloaded: Agent Smith Gets Lunch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "206536805997084677",
            "author_name" : "htw",
            "text" : "eat his ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian \ud83d\udc30",
            "text" : "i'm gay for ash's noodle(s)"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "nothing left to do but suck I guess"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "264242512565108736",
            "author_name" : "Quetz \u2021",
            "text" : "I want to get to know the people I don't talk to often better but I'm too busy cybering futurama RP with spicy to make friends most of the time"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83e\udd8c \ud83c\udf6e",
            "text" : "Yerd4;'"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash \ud83e\udd8c \ud83c\udf6e",
            "text" : "I want them to release a sequel to the mayonnaise"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theo huboune ssega",
            "text" : "i don't want the gamers to win"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam\ud83e\udd86",
            "text" : "i think i'll remember the wii bowling nuns forever"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam\ud83e\udd86",
            "text" : "\ud83d\udc0a  iguana"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i just found furry art of a crocodile pouring spaghettios into someone's asshole, using a funnel"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "the hubish sega bullshit wwwwww",
            "text" : "the hot dog succ"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Deer Queen \ud83e\udd8c \ud83c\udf6e",
            "text" : "I only vape number stations you filthy casuals"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brifdsgdsan \ud83d\udc30",
            "text" : "I'm wear everyone's shorts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spiny",
            "text" : "sam how to you say bagel"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spiny",
            "text" : "since when was my name spicy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Deer Queen \ud83e\udd8c \ud83c\udf6e",
            "text" : "It's like Snapchat with guns"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_name" : "SC",
            "text" : "Shant\u00e6 and the Shawty's Curse"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tiny Spiny",
            "text" : "sc stands for shawty's curse"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Simon Flavelle: Not Again, But Still"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Deer Queen \ud83e\udd8c \ud83c\udf6e",
            "text" : "I'm dying. I'm dead."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Feef\ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Chubbins so good, you'll lub'em!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "<:ljoint:265283301122506763> <:ltokermit:270231817368371225>\n\u2601 <:tootho:270081245780639745>"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "This is not a good cutting spoon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Feef\ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Anyone see Donkey Kong."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm sorry I'm such an anal failure"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Feef\ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "God, I really like your flesh."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Feef\ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "No. Don't. Bad deer. Bad deer!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Feef\ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "I want you to have a tongue on each finger, and on each toe, and then ten distended from your head of hair, each of them affectionately loving on me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I wish I had two buttholes, so I could get fucked by three people at once. Just one in the front, replacing the penis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Fish are alive. Mushrooms are plants."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Chilling and killing my asshole"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Feef\ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Incinerate the rainbow\nBurn the gays\u2122\ufe0f"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "It's Literally Ted Hubish",
            "text" : "what porn's your favorite? mine's dilbert"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "@It's Literally Ted Hubish",
            "text" : "what porns you're favorite mine's dil bret."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm having anxiety, Faye! Stop tickling my nipples!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Waypoint",
            "text" : "Birds are now mechanics because of course they are."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Feef\ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "[While using a hot dog as a puppet]\n''Hi, my name is Duddy\nAnd I feel rather cruddy\nI want to find a girl to date\nBut can not make it through that gate\nPeople say I'm stubby\nBut I go quite well in coffee''\n\nRest in peace, Duddy."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "oh sure several 99s but only one 69"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "My beautiful, imbecile girlfriend."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Out of conquest, that is the worst quote *ever*."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "I've always thought of Hubish as some kind of gay, Ohian preacher."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Oh, Casey! I want to drink heavy cream dribbles from your beard!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Call Julia Culia Wentworth. 877-culia-nulia. *877-culia-nulia!* **877-CULIA-NULIA!!!** JJJJJJJJJJJJ ***GGGGGGGGGGG*** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Put the dick back in Christmas!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Alright, I'm deleting the dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Put the D I C K \ud83c\udf46 \ud83c\udf4c \ud83e\udd52 \ud83d\udca6 back in Christmas \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf84\ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udca6 \ud83d\ude29 \ud83d\ude24 \ud83d\ude24 \ud83d\ude24"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Okay now you should feel like a fuckspew"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "FIIVE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "The Espa\u00f1ol levels are really high"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "You make life worth ending."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Terifiel",
            "text" : "Gabe you wanted to fuck the devil how is a mere jokester a problem"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "I need uhhh, fuckin'... Meth."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "I want to kiss Tobi. **WHAT**, the fuck did I just say? I want to *hug* Tobi. I want to give Tobi a hug."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "That's what happens when you abuse even numbers."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tober",
            "text" : "anyway right now i'm on another level where there is no awake or tired only caffeine and me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Gimme like 10 minutes to check anus rooms and shit down"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "hubish hubish",
            "text" : "i would if i was shit belong in their"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "HOY MA DOY DOY"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "to\ud83d\udc1d",
            "text" : "It's been one week since you looked at bees"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neu",
            "text" : "I used to wonder what friendship could bees~"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "furry convention?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "161615125227241473",
            "author_name" : "Mezzo",
            "text" : "I'm basically half a sad joint from dankruptcy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm thirsty for thier dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'M THIRSTY FOR THEIR DICKS."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Anyway, try my piss. It's good."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Sorry my deer is such a FUCKING CREEP"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "I WANT TO EAT MY PATTIES\nI'M SO SADDIES"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neu",
            "text" : "Bucket, generate 69 numbers"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neu",
            "text" : "I'm Alive 2007"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Let's go to prison! Let's go to prison right now!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I can do it from 2,000 miles away, fucker"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "What the fuck did I do, I gave my mushroom an erection?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "This is why word problems are important in society, [...] You never know when you need to do sex math"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neu",
            "text" : "*sigh, unzip*"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Y'all motherfuckers gone made an emoji of my face, just to point dildos at that maufuck."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Bunches \ud83d\udc30\u2764",
            "text" : "what i got for xmas from my parents:\n-arms"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I've had boob and vagoob sometimes, and other times, bratwurst and flatwurst"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Dream: Phil convinced a bunch of us to go on a cruise, but the cruise didn't leave the coast of LA, so I rented a room and only visited the cruise at night. You all played a bunch of games all the time during the day - including a game where you all looked for dildos on the ship. The room I rented had an extra charge if you masturbated, and they knew if you masturbated through a cord attached to your bed that measured vibrations. I was really upset by this because it measured even small vibrations as masturbation. A little sign in the lobby read ''MASTURBATIONS: 1.'' So I broke the cord and told the manager that I found it that way. One day, when you were all looking for dildos, Phil called and said that where I was parked on the ship was only noon to 4PM, so he said he could move it for me. And Phil had a spare key for some reason. I started running through LA to get to the cruise because I was worried you would all break into my room and find a dildo and make fun of me. I started telling Phil over the phone that renting the room was a really bad idea, in spite of the very cheap price I paid for it. What a weird dream."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "MASTURBATIONS: 1"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Go get 'em, tiger.\n- Tiger Wood's penis"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Wait a second... I *hate* furries."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm thirsty for dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I'm not going to fuck a cat! Why do people keep saying that?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Bunches \ud83d\udc30\u2764",
            "text" : "TOBOR IS ROBOT BACKWARDS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "He was a talented little fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch",
            "text" : "YELLA GELESSDLL\nignldore than\nhelp"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "Big persiiimmoonnn, BIG PERSIMMON! Persimmoooon. PER. SIM. MON."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "there are 3 sphincters?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "I used a blue whale's dick as a snuggie, ain't no lie, bitches!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "If you had to choose between saving money and crushing the dreams of a child, it's /very/ close but I think you'd choose saving money"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neu",
            "text" : "BBC Newd"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy",
            "text" : "cucko"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm upset that more numbers can't use letters"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Casey is such a fucking basic bitch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ash",
            "text" : "\u201cI'm suing weed\u201d"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Mine is cum."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Peaches \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc96",
            "text" : "[Pok\u00e9mon]'re not even animals. They're... uh, what's the word...? Fleshlights!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "The only reason I keep talking about dick is because I don't have a dick in my mouth to prevent me from talking"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "hubish hubish",
            "text" : "crime meme a river"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm like a vampire but instead of blood I suck dick and turn people gay"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "We're like, Eiffel Towering the money right now."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I thought you were talking about Ted's vagina"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "It's like if diabetes and infidelity had a child"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "Is the sky green?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "I'm not making fun of Russians. I'm just stupid."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "This is like some wierd piss fetish in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse but with money instead of piss."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuser",
            "text" : "Okay, turning the bucket on."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "farm the JFK mini-boss for free weed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "My best friend is a furry so I can say \u2018yiff\u2019."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Hey, sorry that I still feel weird about sending my friends softcore furry porn over Snapchat!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Where\u2019s the vomit?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "he cheesed for us"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I\u2019m going to add the baby thing to my wishlist and then be pleasantly surprised when somebody buys it for me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "So, uh, how long does it take to come?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Who has two antlers and too mucb to drink\nThis guuuuuy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I wouldn\u2019t mind having a tail."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "But I already kissed Ted along the foggy Michigan lake front!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "why don\u2019t we call testicles childbags"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "thats fine\ni\u2019m a deer now"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "but it takes more work than just shoving a wii remote up your ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "my rectum is gaping"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "This needs to be remedied\nYIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I flattened my nipple today."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019ve just been waiting here for a minute, waiting for someone to come and put it in, but no one has come and put it in."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i like it how the dick sneezes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Ground control to ground control, the ground is in control."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i\u2019ve gone all stupid in the mush"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "\u2018you only like me for my fur\u2019"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "my brain just went from \u2018man physics is so rad i want to watch more science videos\u2019 to 'i wonder what it would be like to date a werewolf'"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Nothing like a midday fingering"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Paddy said the new ShitTobiSays post is too meta for him"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Shit, ross is now reading all of ShitTobiSays. HI ROSS."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "my fursona is used cardboard box because i am trash"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I could punch a deer"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "like you wake up after a car accident and you\u2019ve lost your leg\nwould you go\n\u2018hang on\u2019\n\u2018can i have a hoof\u2019"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Streetlight Manifesdoe\nElk Sheeran\nDaft Buck\nBarenaked Ladies"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "so i said no where you stab a child with a needle\nand he asked if i meant abortion or drugs"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "if u need someone to yell bullshit jokes at you gimme a shot\nspecifically meningitis 2"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : ">tfw he only likes you for your memes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "One does not simply love someone for their memes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Fucking myself would not go down well tbh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s a rainbow of singing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "yeah but NOT EVERYONE DEERS, ASH\nSTOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR OWN INNERMOST FANTASIES"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "maybe there\u2019s a connection between racism and stupidity"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "[Tobi: What would a cardboard box fursona even look like]\nSolid Snake\nThat's his fursuit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i really dont want to think about the genitalia"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "what if\nwhen your front legs ever touch the ground\nyou explode"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I want a Da Vinci original fursuit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "like, as long as furaffinity [\u2026] exist[s] i\u2019m fine"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "passing the metaphorical fur-bong"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You\u2019re a deer, but you have not only human eyes\nbut very specifically steve buscemi\u2019s eyes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "ask me another i\u2019m in the mood for some animal-related self exploration"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "you become a deer but all your legs are at a 45-degree angle"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "you were the nucleon that started the chain reaction but i was the control rod\nit\u2019s like chernobyl\ni lifted the rods too far to see what would happen\nand now the community is irradiated\nwith furries"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i need more dragon paraphernalia"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "get in my pants\nthere\u2019s a rollercoaster in there\nand its name is capitalism"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "The constitution clearly states that dildos have the right to bear arms."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Don\u2019t want to get those spincters chapped"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Fuck the floating blocks its hard enough having to circumnavigate the fuckin cabbage patch kids when the sky\u2019s made of bullshit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Is that a banana? Oh, no, it\u2019s a fries."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "If I played to good I\u2019d get good."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Donald Glover? That\u2019s like, Kid Bambino, right?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "my dad, the big bernman in the sky\nhttps://78.media.tumblr.com/807739237eb3b367d30d43d55356250e/tumblr_ny22giMQEi1tifa4ko1_540.jpg"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Oh, boy! I\u2019ve got a Snapchat. I wonder from whom it is."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Now look at me. I have antlers."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I think anything involving premature ejaculation will be good."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I love murdering canines."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Ashleigh 21:26 : and he said unto the furries, What the fuck?\nAshleigh 21:27 : and the furries responded You\u2019re one to fucking talk."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "<vidvisionify> BrianReddus: why does KcH have power\n<Bucket> KcH has a manscaping drawer\n<KcH> Lies."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Casey, would you always please stop?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "<Bucket> AshleighxBrian fan art x AshleighxBrian fan art"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "<Ashleigh> \u00a0/ban Phil forever\n<Bucket> Ban Phil Forever would be a nice name for a rock band.\n<Ashleigh> YESYESYESYe\n<Ashleigh> YESYESYESYEYSEYES\n<Ashleigh> YES\n<TedHubish> AHHAHAHAH\n<Ashleigh> Bucket agrees, fucker!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "<BrianReddus> Bucket, Ashleigh\n<Bucket> Ashleigh is fucked up on affection\n<Ashleigh> Damn right I am\n<BrianReddus> YOU BET SHE IS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "you done got fukd son\nHAHEEOOOOO"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i\u2019m so happy necrophilia is in there"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Teriki: bucket, cause havoc <action> changes Ashleigh's Fursona\nBucket: Okay, Teriki.\nAshleigh: I\u2019ll fuckin\u2019 shank you"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "<Ashleigh> Bucket, cause havoc\n-*- Bucket accidentally launches a nuclear missile at Ukraine.\n<Ashleigh> BUCKET WAIT NO\n<Ashleigh> THAT IS NOT A GOOD CHOICE OF COUNTRY\n<Teriki> And now we know what causes WW3: Bucket\n<TedHubish> holy fuck\n<Spicy> why would you fire a missile at ukraine\n<Spicy> god damn it bucket\n<Ashleigh> Out of all the fucking countries\n<Bucket> Out of all fucking the countries\n<Ashleigh> North Korea probably would have been a better idea\n<Ashleigh> BUCKET STOP MAKING A JOKE OUT OF THIS\n<Ashleigh> YOU FUCKED UP\n<Bucket> WHAT"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "<TedHubish> rummage\n* Bucket searches and finds himself!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "<Eris> Okay I\u2019m going to work\n<Eris> Gimme a present\n* Bucket gives\u00a0Eris\u00a0a telling-off\n<Eris> Bucket: give me a present\n* Bucket gives\u00a0Eris\u00a0a nothing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "<bucket> Let\u2019s Play Killing Floor 2!\n<kch> Gamenight.\n<bucket> Let\u2019s Play Killing Floor!\n<kch> Fuck you, bucket.\n<bucket> Maybe later.\n<kch> THAT\u2019S MY JOKE!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "<BrianReddus> bucket, rummage\n-*- Bucket pickpockets a Ashleigh\u2019s dick from BrianReddus\n<BrianReddus> UH\n<BrianReddus> I CAN EXPLAIN\n<BrianReddus> no i can\u2019t"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "<TerikiTora> bucket, rummage\n-*- Bucket searches and finds a job, Ashleigh\u2019s dick, and a kiss\n<TerikiTora> well, that\u2019s certainly an interesting combination"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "<Tobi> Fight me\n<Bucket> .bomb Tobi\n<Beatbot> Sorry, you need to be at least a halfop to request my saboteur services.\n<Bucket> Well shit.\n<Tobi> WHAT \n<Tobi> W H A T\n<Tobi> Sometimes Bucket surprises me\n<Tobi> At just how aware it seems to be\n<Tobi> Fight me\n<Bucket> Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice Tobi falling to thier death.\n<Tobi> Oh \n<Tobi> Bucket no\n<Bucket> Tobi: Bucket YES\n<Ashleigh> You\u2019re getting completely fucking rekt by a bot right now\n<Ashleigh> How do you feel?\n<Tobi> Fuck you\n<Bucket> Fuck me? Fuck you!\n<Ashleigh> FUCKIN\u2019 BAM BITCH\n<Tobi> WHAT THE FUCK\n<Tobi> No this is scaring me theyre so awarw"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "man i just woke up i\u2019m not awake enough for your yiffiness"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "<Ashleigh> Bucket, gimme a present\n-*- Bucket gives Ashleigh a brightly wrapped package containing a stickier stick and five golden rings\n<Ashleigh> I got the stick!\n<BrianReddus> you got /a/ stick\n<Ashleigh> Bucket, gimme a present\n-*- Bucket hands Ashleigh Stick\n<BrianReddus> fuck\n<Ashleigh> No\n<Ashleigh> I got /the/ stick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "How is Twitch better at Dark Souls than I am?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Phil: Copyright law turned what should have been a 30 minute meeting at work into 2 hours.\nAshleigh: Copyright law turned what should have been a thirty-year ownership into two centuries."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I JUST MURDERED A CHILD"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I love momjobs"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "big floppy black dildo dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "how many sharks do you fuck on the reg"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "P makes bad! Okay, don\u2019t touch P!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Assuming I produce the highest average amount of ejaculate per orgasm (10ml) it would take me 10000 orgasms to produce 99kg of semen"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t know if I could produce a hectoliter of semen"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Then\nTed fuck you I get very ugh you are the grill \nFuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "What if Snoop Dogg\u2019s full name was Snoop Douglas"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "If I designed this the protagonist\u2019d be a deer and there\u2019d be female dragons everywhere"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I will blow your theory wide apart right now:\nno characters are deer."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "i love loads of cum\nin my throte\nin my scrote\nand in my boat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "No one spends a lot of time preppin\u2019 their butthole"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "oh shit\nthis bean has glasses\nthat must be vomit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i feel like having fur over your entire body would be an interesting feeling tbh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "how much traction happens do wheels get when blood gets on them?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "it\u2019s just gonna slowly get nicer and nicer until it becomes the mona lisa of yiff"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "No, I\u2019m just dumb."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "IT\u2019S NOT A DICK. AAAHHH. WHOOOOO. EEEEEE."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "THIS IS MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL. GO FUCK YOURSELF."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Hold that thought. I\u2019m going to go punch a dog."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "til necrophilia trips my noftications"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i love to say fuko"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i would love a hug from someone with birdwing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "fur\u2019d be rad"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "is there visible penis"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "This is jesus\u2019 microwave dont besmirch it with your furry bullshit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "in a furry orgy you really want to attract as many male deer as possible so you can have more bucks for your bang"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Isaac Newton \u2014 The guy who ate a gay apple and died."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Dude, you wont believe it. I was tripping so hard."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "I fucking love shitting on the floor."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like me saying oh I love dicks. I love how they feel in my mouth and how horny it makes me feel"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh, it\u2019s adorable! Oh, it\u2019s my son."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Ive got such an antiboner my inverted foreskin is tickling the base of my brain stem"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I did get off."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "DILF \u2014 Deer I\u2019d Like to Friend."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "It unlocks the sex."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m a fucking dragon! AAAA! AAAAAAAA!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "dude\ni have no weekend this today"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Aww, they killed my only child."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "On the bright side, the only people dying right now are children."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "We\u2019re a yiff sandwich."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Yes, I am incredibly easy."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "yeah let\u2019s just yiff and let die"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s just awkward to send someone a picture of your pants\u00a0with no context while you\u2019re wearing them."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "IM SORRY IS HUMAN POONTANG TOO MAINSTREAM FOR YOU"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Pouring out my emotions is hard when I\u2019m typing on a mobile keyboard and my friend is a moose"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "and just because i am responsible for allowing the yiff doesn\u2019t mean i am a yiff"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I put that in a translator and it missed a word and translated as i really like you\ni added the missing word and it became i want to fuck the deer\nWhat the fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "CALL HIM BAMBI\nCALL YOUR FIRST CHILD BAMBI\ncall your kid bambi\nas an april fools joke stab his mother\nhe walks in, lights are off\nwalks into the dining room, is that \u00a0mom and dad?\nturns on the lights\nblood everywhere\nswords going in multiple directions throughout the suit\nwalk in and laugh at how gullible he is\ncry at how expensive those suits\u2019ll be to replace\nworry about how he\u2019ll react when he realises it was kindly uncle jimbo from next door in the suit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "how do you know you\u2019ve never met my gf\nand neither have i\n:\u2019("
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "as long as its not all warm and sweaty in there and they didnt obstruct anything"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "arms\u2019d look weird without torso and handpaws might look weird but not as much"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "torso no, would look a bit weird and it\u2019d probably be all warm in there so more for her benefit than mine"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i mean the legs wouldnt get in the way or be a distraction\nthey\u2019re just kinda fuzzy and that could feel ok i guess"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i take off my skin\nspiders spew out in every direction\nthey\u2019re climbing up your legs\nyou recognise them as highly venomous\ncontinue?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "im gonna assume that means youre naked right now"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "There\u2019s no one at the door. There\u2019s no one on me dick."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m crispy inside."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You don\u2019t even know the kind of shit my dick\u2019s seen."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "FUCK, that guy is huge!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Oh, it\u2019s like childbirth, okay."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I didn\u2019t realise people kill each other."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "H-hugely... penis?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "The flag of Stupidville is literally your face!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Is it time for yiff?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "I\u2019ve never liked yiff."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019d huff the yuff."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I hurt two of the yiff."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE YIFF"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Fuck, I drove my potato truck into the ocean!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Go in the fucking hole"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Oh, **that\u2019s** the communism."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "That\u2019s me! Hashtag Furry Trash!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You remind me of the babe. What babe? Babe the sheep pig."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "If I were a furry, my fursona would be Skeletor."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Iron Bad! My favorite Marvel hero!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Huey, Dewy, and Vegeta, don\u2019t you remember?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Everyone stole your penis? What?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Oh, what if Simonfeld?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s clearly juice from the yiff fruit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Apparently I am amazing waifu material"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "The Hardronic Weenie\u00a0Collider."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "why are book squere"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "what the fuck\nmeme?????????"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I have, before, made a penis erect."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I like movies with phallic imagery"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I only love you for your antlers."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Ringkake"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Why are there memes in your anime porn?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I can\u2019t believe I have a hentai problem."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Aw fuck yeah, let\u2019s make the salad going be better."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I can\u2019t wait to re-ra-r-r-re-ra-rea-r-ra-r"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "how do is peel \u00a0isocelrer"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "its like a fucksocoles of disapoointsingerm"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "just mad dash for bags, imma go jack off in a corner"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Or, as we call it in the UK\na Ducker Speed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "come over here and shoot me im googling this"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "No! Nazis! Why?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "WHOOPS\nMY MONITOR  IS DRUNK NOW"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "there is so much yiff\nbut in a not furry way"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "no it means i stick my dick in ice cream"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "is wear ironic aprons our code for be a furry"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "ashleigh 2, now with 49% more furry"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Finally, arts and crafts."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "ashleigh 2, calculate love for me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "You know, do you think I know half the shit I know?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "swell me on this"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "if you were furry would you wear ironic aprons?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Thank your, SwiftKey, now I sound British \u00e4"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "This is blowing my face"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "What did you say about touching kids?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Why is it called The Birds and the Bees anyway? Neither of those things reproduce sexually."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "SC: Skating is my l i f e\nSC: I went to the hospital so many times attempting to do tricks as a kid\n~ vidvisionify has kicked stunklegran from #general (See you later boy)"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "why is spyke"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I wish I had joints."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "So I\u2019m just sitting here talking about buying a person and sucking the blood out of their corpse."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I LIKE SEX WITH WOMEN!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I MEAN BREASTS WITH NO PENIS HA HA AM I RIGHT MY HETEROSEXUAL BROTHERS HA HA WOMEN PUSSY TITTIES VAGINA YEAH!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I believe that he is \u2018presenting himself.\u2019"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Piss physics"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s learning sentience."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Is Casey my spirit animal?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I got giant penis!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You\u2019re way too good at drawing penises."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i have no wifi yet i must cryfi"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "it said i quit but i can still shit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019m looking up yiff on the internet"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Yeah, that\u2019s why it\u2019s called the Adolf Memorial College."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Hey, Danica Patrick and Hitler are cool."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: What do you think [Ring of Fire] is about?\nTobi: Crispy arsehole"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Have you ever had an antler stuck in your urethra?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Why is Kakuna horny for sex?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Aw, why can\u2019t I hide in the dumpster? It\u2019s where I belong!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "God, I love the G string; it\u2019s so thick and it vibrates really well!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Crazy Yiff was a man \u2014 a good man, and I knew him."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Lamb Boners"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Why yes, I\u2019m on the Angry Space Dorito spectrum."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Do a deer and so needle and shit thread I guess????"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Casey I like Cow shit. It\u2019s my proudest achievement."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I am like the Hitler of pyros."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i\u2019m just going to be licking for a while, don\u2019t mind me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I\u2019m not meme-ing at you. I\u2019m meme-ing at this guy who won\u2019t come at me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "are you insinuating that i do not have proper dildo safety"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "spyke i want to swallow your cum"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "There are so many yaks! I\u2019m punching them. They\u2019re not dying. This is going to be my end."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "In the wrong done in fun mcgucket"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Yeah, but when you look at your own little donger."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "crazy yiff kicked my ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Two dicks in my mouth and one of them is mine."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "As long as Simon doesn\u2019t mind me putting his dick in my mouth."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Don\u2019t do drunks, kids."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "He just did The Wave with his entire body. Oh, wait. That\u2019s called The Worm."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Gosh! I love DeviantArt!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I like how you can kill people just by punching them."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m a pretty g- YOU\u2019RE A DOLPHIN!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I read a bunch of YouTube videos."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Guess I\u2019m going to have to put it up myself then."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "I need dicks."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Are braces liquid? Wait, let me rephrase that. What I meant to say is, are they like\u2026 gooey? Gooey? Springy!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I miss that sweet D"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Malicious extensions to Beatbot can make Beatbot all-consuming."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "You can make your penis play the flute."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "after seeing this i am ready to kill a man with no holds barred"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "because i\u2019m a little peepee dickhole cock penis vagoo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "A little dongle? Oh yeah, I\u2019ve got one of those."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m just going to say it \u2014 That baby\u2019s fucking dead."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I absolutely do not give two shits about you. Fuck off and die."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s an apartment complex! What do you mean a tree!?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "once a month i just eat a bag of razors without thinking"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i\u2019ve always had a deep spiritual connection to snakes and ladders"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: I made a sandwich\nAshleigh: It has jalape\u00f1os in it\nAshleigh: It makes me feel alive\nTobi: is it a rude sandwich\nSpyke: is it getting all jalape\u00f1o face\nAshleigh: LEAVE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "i am king of furries"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Yesterday I was at the former corporate vice president of Intel\u2019s house because my mom designed his backyard."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "johhny cage dust"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh yeah. I forgot. It\u2019s sexybutt69@gmail.net."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "anyways i\u2019m going to masturbate to pictures of dragons\nbut like\nnot in a furry way"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "You\u2019re all furry fucks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "all furries belong in the trash"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i\u2019d let the dragon fuck me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "oh i\u2019d fuck that dragon\nhard"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Phil: watsky is okay\nAshleigh: Phil what the FUCK\nsam: you are WRONG"
        },
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            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i was talking to spy and he was being a dicklord"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "stop fucking my head with a dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "domestic violence isn\u2019t a joke and a serious issue that affects interracial dragon/human couples around america"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "None of these make grammical sense."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "this is not my fetish and it\u2019s made me so non-erect my groin area is that of a lady"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "When do you think they\u2019re going to make a Pok\u00e9mon based on diarrhea?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m glad you finished that sentenc- WAIT, THAT\u2019S NO BETTER!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Yeah, I do long things."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "That reminds me, I\u2019m getting my new legs on Tuesday."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Oh no, it was me! I WOULD wolves!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "We\u2019re insulting amputees, that\u2019s all."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "im not aware of my lungs\nwhere do they end"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I think my fursona is a dolphin."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "There\u2019s a dinosaur ami\u2014a dinosaur\u2014a dino\u2014a dragon amiibo?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "My fursona is a clown."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I would only be straight for hairless man chest"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "It was just Amy [Rose], and her huge fuckin\u2019 D-cup titties."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "You don\u2019t play the vulva"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Even the didgeridoo sounds sad."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Let\u2019s cross-breed snails with like, tigers, and make really big snails."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I hate this birds."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I would wolves."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Hey, listen, I take dog cum very seriously. We don\u2019t joke about wasting that here, Phil."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Tell you what, me and Mike will touch each other and you can touch yourself."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Dog cum.\u00a0Dog cum.\u00a0Dog cum."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I like civilian casualties."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh! Yiff worked for me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "tuck in the sally sausage and become sally"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "LERN TO READ SUMBASS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I\u2019m going to go with blowing."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "A fun road trip game is counting how many privileges you have."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Anyway come Hards Against Chumando with us"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "That\u2019s what I call a turtle up the butt."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like Silence of the Lambs but instead of womansuit it\u2019s deersuit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Is skin flesh?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "everything is catching, yes\neverything is catching on fire\neverything\u2019s catching on fire\neverything\u2019s catching on\nfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I can\u2019t drink chocolate milk this week."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I did say that, didn\u2019t I?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Does it make you sad that they make bread out of doe?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You\u2019re a bitch. No, wait, what\u2019s the name for a female deer? Doe. A deer. A female deer!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "because phil\u2019s is pretty small and mine is pretty big"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s binary for fuck you guys"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t want to say what I\u2019m doing since you\u2019ll know what I\u2019m doing."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "BANGARANG, BITCHES\nDRAGON HAS BEEN FUCKED"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "You can never use unicorn semen too soon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "God damn, my palm is sore from all this slapping."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I like the tingling, though\u2026"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I could never forget your taste, Ted."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I haven\u2019t really touched enough random genitalia to know which I would want."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like how you have to try different kinds of alcohol before you know which ones you like. I have to fondle various animals before I know which ones I\u2019m comfortable with."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I made a server called \u2018Animal Genitalia\u2019."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "What if we could all hear each other, but couldn\u2019t speak to each other."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I wish I still had the force. Oh wait, I do!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I do like being on government watch lists\u2026"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Good job brushing your eyes, Casey. They\u2019re nice and sparkly."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I\u2019m the worst thing! I\u2019M THE WORST THING!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Caseyria",
            "text" : "I was Stalin."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "I should have picked\u00a0Ebola."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "God dammit. Now I\u2019m sad I wasted the miracle of childbirth."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "and now that i\u2019ve got to this stage I\u2019m fucking"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You know what they say: you have to break a few eggs to kill two bananas."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "You need to replace your fingertip with your penis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Shut up asshol-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l\u2014"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "You guys know when you have an eye? Have an eye? Have one of your eye?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Get in frame, you horny bastard!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Cold War 2: Electric Blanket."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "There are a lot of things that happened."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "That\u2019s what I imagine a kangaroo penis looks like."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Spicyia",
            "text" : "Your ass blue."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I have amazing tongue action."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "The only thing I\u2019ve got to clean it with is my mouth."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m licking Harry Potter."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You\u2019re going to make me snort coke."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I shouldn\u2019t be trusted with a face."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "The Iraq War will never end."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Break your legs like a depressing cookie."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "God, people should not be this expensive."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I want to see what the internet looks like."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "What the fuck is that chair doing? Why is it leaving?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "my dick doesn\u2019t obey the rules of normal dicks but that doesn\u2019t mean it\u2019s sentient"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "THE OTHER THING THAT HAPPENED WAS MY FRIEND GOT BEAT UP AFTER SHOWING A PARTY SUB TO A HOMELESS MAN"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "and by the end of it i ended up naked and crying in a sushi bar"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Well he had thirteen [kids]. They\u2019re pretty much disposable at that point."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "And the poo is \u2014 Ooohhhh noooo."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "There\u2019s so much poo! Look at how fast the poo is moving!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "My pickle just squirted everywhere\nThis is garbage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like if I was reading some guys memoirs and I close the book and the guys name is me and it\u2019s me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Ice cream is just frozen sex"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Winky face gives the wrong idea."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I mean, I enjoy having a penis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I got nailed by a car! Oh, no, I mean \u2014 Not like that!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Oh my god! Phil! That\u2019s anti-against-salt!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i\u2019m not a furry i just like to have sex with animals"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "No, it\u2019s not as good as cockyiff. It never will be."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "First of all, do you wash your mother\u2019s mouth with that soap?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s fucking called Gay for the Dragon holy shit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019m not being a post-humanist \u2014 I\u2019m just explaining why you\u2019re dumb."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "we need /premium/ smut, johnson\nnot this backwoods grassroots material"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like docking but more fun!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "your penis exploded and the giblets are sentient"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I CAN IF I PUT ON A FURSUIT"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "now we can all be furries"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i don\u2019t have any clean pants so i\u2019m just wearing a shirt and panties"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Nothing bad happened. That was kinda weird."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Oh! Thanks for the fleem."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I love to say bad words."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Oh, I love rechargeable D\u2019s."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "IT\u2019S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE I\u2019VE SUMMONED SATAN INTO MY LIFE AND FEASTED ON THE FLESH OF THE INNOCENTS."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "People keep dying \u2014 I\u2019m trying to go to bed!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: From Philando, Florida.\nTed: Is that a place?\nAshleigh: No."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m going to touch this all the time."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Guys I have a joke: What did the guy who \u2014 wait, nevermind."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I\u2019m going to step out now for breakfast.\nWHICH I WILL EAT IN ENGLISH."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: That's one expensive yiff\nTobi: fuck me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: What the fuck's your definition of adorable?\nTobi: Creaming in your pants."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Spicyria",
            "text" : "WHAT I DIE OF"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Gays are made up of children."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Ash, you liking dragon dick is the least controversial thing about you."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Did you guys never do that? Did you guys never put your cat up your shirt and have two heads and one is a cat?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Vageta\u2019s name starts with a W."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "A dick in the hand is worth two in the mouth, at least from what I\u2019ve heard."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I want to know if you\u2019re naked right now."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "oh shit its a methaphor"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Tobi: My current weapon is low on ammo?! I have fists equipped!\nBrian: Yeah, you\u2019ve only got two."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s Craig, or whatever his name is, from Blue\u2019s Clues! I found Craig from Blue\u2019s Clues! I found Steve from Blue\u2019s Clues!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "It\u2019s the beepbeep. It makes beeps."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Nope! Don\u2019t grope the Pope!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh, she\u2019s giving the Mad Hatter a beej!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "lizard tits"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i had sex with nintendo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Once we order the fursuits and the ten gallons of gin"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Not many could contain this massive throbbing gitch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Are you guys saying you wouldn\u2019t fuck Scyther?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "You can\u2019t hug a horse, man\nThey can\u2019t hug back"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Fucking an Arcanine would not be weird, obviously"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Now I\u2019m trying to rack my mind trying to think of which Pok\u00e9mon I\u2019ve seen the most porn of"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Next time I go lucid I\u2019ll fuck a dragon because now I just feel obligated"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Phil: fuck a blazkin, ash?\nAshleigh: Hell yeah"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t think I\u2019ve ever had sex in a dream but I think I\u2019ve made out with a doglady once"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Tobi: ash confirmed for birdfurry\nSpyke: feathery?\nAshleigh: Eh, I could see that\nSpy: you know i might want to be a bird if i were a furry\nSpy: hmm"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Become the ocean\nI will have sex with the ocean"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i don\u2019t want to fuck captain falcon but i\u2019d definitely want to be in the pool changing room with him\ni just want to see falcon\u2019s dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: What about those Chozos, though\nAshleigh: o bby mmmmmm\nTobi: ashs bird fetish confirm\nAshleigh: Hey man I've already said I would probably be a crow so you know\nSpyke: ash's legit bird fetish confirm"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "if i were a robot i\u2019d be a sexbot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Phil: but ash the real question\nAshleigh: If you're going to ask if I'd fuck a Ponyta\nAshleigh: I am god damn prepared to answer"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "also to clarify that one thing I would not sex any pokemon\nthat i could think of"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "stick your entire hand up there\nshe\u2019ll love it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Maybe I should just get into sex with rocks or something"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "but there was this one time with catlady"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Tobi: bonus challenge: find an image of the dragon you would fuck\nAshleigh: Spyke don't even temp me man\nAshleigh: You know I don't care enough that I'd actually do it\nAshleigh: And you'd be sorry"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "the day the entire chat came out as panromantic asexual polyamorous furries who fetishise dragons"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "either you need to get naked or you need to tell us who you were naked with"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "would you guys like to be invited to the layaorgy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I mean, I could maybe see the beauty of genitals as a concept\nBut they\u2019re like abstract art, basically\nThey look ugly as fuck but symbolize nice things"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "why are you still talking about blowjobs?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "my fursona is tom nook"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: Hell, I'd fuck an anyanimalperson because it would be an interesting conversation piece\nTed: general chat\nTed: ashleigh audet\nTed: let's put this on the record\nTed: holy s hit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Spicya",
            "text" : "I\u2019d blow a fox."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You know I\u2019m smelly."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Guys, let\u2019s do Sackwaxxen."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i love the cock and i cannot stop"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Oh yeah, there was Pok\u00e9mon sex"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Casey, is Phil your girlfriend?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I think it\u2019s better now that Casey\u2019s dead."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "What the\u2026 sexy pickle\u2026"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It don\u2019t do what it\u2019s supposed to do."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Staryu! Staryu! I\u2019d fuck Staryu!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Ash, we\u2019re making women."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I bet God has a sweet ass."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Well I was an accident."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "He\u2019s like the main dad."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Where\u2019s the pink girl\u2019s nipple?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "You guys better not throw away black people."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "This one says clopping twice, so I guess I\u2019ll pick that one."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s either Phil or ringworm."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "My under-regions are musty."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "furry bimb"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "So if I\u2019m going first, I guess that means that I\u2019m starting."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Casey, Ash, and Ted",
            "text" : "We find horrible people under the covers after having sex with themselves. It's not very comfortable when you make that happen. However, under many covers, Ted couldn't take it off, so instead masturbation was utilized."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "People always discriminate against dying people."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Casey and Ted",
            "text" : "It's only five-fingered man, can't breathe in space without his trusty mouth attachment. When the five martians come blow me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Ash and Ted",
            "text" : "The good man of my house could never lift this child in a single breath. This is the world most people don't even see."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "That is a bad place for one thousand live crickets."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You killed Arse, Faff, <i>and</i> the Queen! YOU KILLED THE QUEEN!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Would you consider yourself a hamburglar or a hamhandler?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "So you\u2019re saying I\u2019m the sub-critical material to the community\u2019s fissile matter, and I\u2019m starting the thermonuclear fission reaction to the furry atomic bomb"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "I\u2019m just gonna fly into the Illuminati."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "SHE CRIES FROM HER FACESPHINCTER"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like the opposite of deaf, where you hear things."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You can\u2019t tell where one dragon starts and the other dragon ends."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "The Queen is now protected by a barricade of fire."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Arse is badly burnt."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s Bollock\u2019s time to shine."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I just wanted to smack around your giant penis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i mean i\u2019m already sat shirtless with fursuit pants on"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Watching 9/11 music videos."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i think im karl pilkington in a fursuit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "casey lube your rage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "you see a pretty cute grill and you\u2019re like\nthat is a cute grill"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "show me ur venison sausage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "can we threedick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "if i were gay i\u2019d gay chornos"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Dammit. I knew I shouldn\u2019t have put the dilds on the line."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Cancer makes everything better."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Do you not know the force of a baby?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "#KnotAllFurries"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "my balls are rock hard right now"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I just imagine a tongue depressor from a dentist office pressing down a penis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Right before I went to poop, which that was a great poop."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: Dost thou have an issue with Elliot, Spy?\nSpicyrab: the fuck are you speaking shakespeare\nAshleigh: Worry not \u2014 your apricious glow shall deliver you from the miasmata he radiates from his blackened heart\nAshleigh: Okay fuck this it's hard to do on the spot\nSpicyrab: i bite my FUCKIN' DICK at you\nAshleigh: YOU BITE YOUR DICK AT ME?\nAshleigh: NO SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY DICK AT YOU, SIR \u2014 BUT I BITE MY DICK, SIR\nSpicyrab: is the law of our side if i say 'hell yeah, dad'"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Me is why."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You would get brass knuckles with the Nintendo logo and then you would punch a baby."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You get a Nobel Prize and a fifteen year life sentence."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "ROBOT PORN\nMY FAVOURITE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "the name Scrabble comes from the arabic Skara Buul meaning political intrigue"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "for \u00a0the record there is no way i could think less of you"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like, what is he supposed to do? Die? How?! He just clicks the button? It\u2019s the funniest thing! He just falls over!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "That\u2019s why I think you\u2019re a sellout and a cheat. Fuck a dog, Ash."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I keep hitting myself wrong!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Don\u2019t lick my ass."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m fine! You\u2019re just giving me the ass."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "at this point i\u2019m convinced spaghetti is a euphanism for something"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Guys? Are you murdering some sort of cat? Are you sacrificing mum to the demons?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I\u2019m not saying Cruella de Vil\u00a0is sexy, but there\u2019s a certain appeal. To humans."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t like typing normally in chat\nI type pretty dang well though normally\nPoop a loop on the comet ggggggggg\nOn the comet ggggggggg"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m like the hungry caterpillar"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Its like a drive-by pringling"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019d blow Falco"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "DID WE JUST\nPULL THE MOON OUT OF THE SKY\nTO KILL ONE DRAGON"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "HOLD ON ONE SEX"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "cause like dragon cum is THICK"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s fitting because my hands are covered in semen."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "What do slugs even do? They just slug."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "He\u2019s on his lunch break, and during that time he\u2019s decided he\u2019s going to fellate a cat as another cat."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Rest in peace. I mean get well soon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m not getting paid. I\u2019m trying to keep myself from dying."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m not giving a dragon fifty-two blowjobs while I find him a girlfriend."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I\u2019m pretty sure my gender identity is archer"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "hey wait\ncasey\nwhen is your spring break\nwe will record between makeout sessions"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I heard there was an orgy."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Apparently I just burped through my penis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i hurt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019m just being dumb and speaking out loud."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You have mouth bacon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019d let that raccoon put a dick in me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I think you need to talk more about Kevin Bacon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I just want to stick my penis in something. Anything! Oh, hey kitty!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Wear my skin, Casey\nLike that of a dying child\nLike that of an old man on his deathbed\nLike that of a broken-hearted widow, lonely without her love, contemplating suicide, gun in hand, primed, facing selfward, ready to be put into action in but an instant, its beautiful song calling, yearning to be belted out\nAnd then, time stops as the bullet starts, and a human life is no more\nfin."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like when you toast bread\u2014you\u2019re not toasting toast, you\u2019re toasting toast."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "oog dowrd"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "The bird\u2019s, like, an animal. The bee\u2019s a bug."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "Die! Don\u2019t be a fucking pussy!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I just wouldn\u2019t have sex with a dog."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I was distracted by the naked man."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019ll be hannah\nyou be montana"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Octopus would make a good fursuit you can fit like two people in there"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i would not be surprised if sam had a rocking pimp"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "the furry\u2019s pretending to be something they\u2019re not\nat least the dragon\u2019s honest"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Rugrats in Paris was actually about infant euthanasia. Just kidding! They were in Europe."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "There\u2019s enough Pok\u00e9mon fucking on my blog."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I would only fuck Rhyhorn and that\u2019s the only Pok\u00e9mon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "I\u2019d like to see them go far outside of their comfort zone"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Yeah! Asia!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m not a deer! I\u2019m an axolotl! God!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Tobi: If I moved to America-\nBrian: Don\u2019t."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I like it! It makes me erect!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t think anyone can fuck arms; there\u2019s nowhere to put the peepee."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "And my parents will be like, \u2018Oh, good!\u2019 and take off their skin."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Do you think Paul McCartney\u2019s fursona is John Lennon?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "now i\u2019m sucking my own dick\nthanks a lot, fuckface"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "guys i can\u2019t find my vagina help"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i mean sucking is fine"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Fur can be sexy."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Welp, I just pressed restart. Let\u2019s see what happ\u2014"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "my gender identity is \u2018cool\u2019"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "If I linked you to a dragon penis would you cream or would you crumple?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Because every few minutes we get out of off-topic."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Right now let\u2019s plan to do something two days from now."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Ohh, I\u2019ve opened a whole bottle of worms here."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Fruit kick makes my head bass."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "There are going to be children in their seventies reciting the Shurley Method."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019m still trying to fix the Bible."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "The dollar signs next to the skeleton represent how money is a dead concept."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: Why is the penis ejaculating the sun?\nCasey: That's how stars are born."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Why does Ted look like Osama bin Laden?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Don\u2019t do it! I\u2019m looking at Ted!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Luigi is basically Ganondorf."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "The scar I got a few years ago while making pizza is burning. I think this means that Pizza Voldemort is neat."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "On a scale of one to ten, yes."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "You\u2019ve probably switched universes. I do it quite oft\u2014Augh! Don\u2019t pinch my nipple."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "No! I love dragon dicks too much!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "I\u2019ll show you a formula. MY DICK."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "So if it sees potty words, it\u2019s like, \u2018Yeah, click the potty words card.\u2019"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "I always love the pictures where it\u2019s just an enlarged scrotum."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Phil makes me think of a lot of things. Like suicide."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Gonorrhea affects tentacles."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "There\u2019s a penis bursting out of a penis with three different sizes of shaft."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "My father was coffee beans and my mother was coral. Which isn\u2019t even a plant. It\u2019s like, a living thing."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "That\u2019s because the violin is like a person. In order to master it, you must engage in\u2014wait a minute\u2026"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You won\u2019t know until you find out."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Oh, he moved into the tree."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It would be neat if you could burn people."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "I fuck him more than a straight man should"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "I\u2019m noticing you have been talking about dragon dicks a lot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Hey Ash, you wanna see my dark art?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Help I\u2019m being chased by bees"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "It can\u2019t even fly into my finish hole what do you expect"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "Well that\u2019s the last time I piss into your mouth at my Friday orgies you bitch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "celibacy can go fuck itself"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "You can\u2019t furnish a house with love ted\nyou need to get a fucking job"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Why am I rekking all of these kids?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "#prettybird"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I need Valium."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "My nipples could cut ice and still have some left for dinner."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Jeg har win schwesterb"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "wow you fucking nerd what is this mumford and the sun"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "YOUR FACE DOESNT MEAN IT MEANS IS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Because people are bitches\nAnd can\u2019t handle the dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I look fucking gorgeous right now. I\u2019m a pretty bird."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "We need to replace your penis with a cheese grater."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "Santa\u2019s a jew."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "So the word \u2018branch\u2019\u2014is that a meme or an internet thing that people say? Do people say \u2018branch\u2019?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "axeww is one to the left of scree"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t know things. I know <strong>thing</strong>, y\u2019know?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "turns out that actually it was from a guy Tobi town and as such I don\u2019t believe anyone in school had it yet\nso hopefully I\u2019ve now passed it on further for others  to enjoy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Wasn\u2019t there a thing where you\u2019re not supposed to blow into people?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i was literally just reading about CIA torture\nwhat amazing timing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019ve got no strings to hold me down. Shit my dick all over your frown."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Everyone is gay in space."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Jigglypuff is a fucking sex maniac."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "My friend can like, shift her organs."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Ooh, that\u2019s a nice staff."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "i has the lady"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Was Beegee gay? Because his name sounds like BJ. His name is a band."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "'Jerry, why are you rapping?'\n'Shut up, man!'\nI don\u2019t know how the Seinfeld goes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Phallus-in-mouth fuck him"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I laughed and pooped at the same time"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Presentation on dragonladies"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "GET IN THE FUCKING BALL"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I find 36 varieties of prejudice attractive in a man"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "What if you were human and you sexed a human and she birthed a dragon"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Will you put your hand deep in the hole?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "If he becomes a skelly there\u2019s nowhere to stick your sally sausage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "HOW DO YOU FUCK SMOKE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Slide it between the ribs"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Would there be anything to fuck? He\u2019s a skellymans"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "FUCKING SUICUNE\nGET IN MY BALLS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "What if you were the dragonman\nWould you fuck a human"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Also I\u2019m boring so in order for me to sex a dragonlady we\u2019d probably have to be married beforehand anyway"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "What would it take for you to sleep with a dragonman"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Put the smerb inside her"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "This is getting biblical\nWhat if jesus was kanye"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Okay 150milllion years ago a wizard Tobi himself with a dragon and became a dragonman\nAnd then they took his rib and made a femaledragonwoman\nAnd then dragon people"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Why am I being taken from behind!?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m busy just shitting all over the floor."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh, my fursona would totally be a Zigzagoon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Termintor."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s an alternate universe Terminator fanfiction where a female Terminator comes back in time to kill the gays."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Ah! I just cleaned my tablet and now there\u2019s bruise!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "If I paid you to change your name to Pikachu, would you reckon you\u2019d actually become a Pikachu?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Oh my gosh, I\u2019m such a pretentious douche."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "do you prefer briguy\u2019s tits or briguy\u2019s ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "CAUGHT RAYQUAZA ON MY FIRST BALL OOOOOO\nSO HAPPE\nAlso he already knows Fly?\nOk\nOh\nnow it\u2019s dragon ascent\nwhoop\nFUCK ME\nDRAGON ASCENT\nKICKS ASS\nTHAT WHAT IT Tobi\noh nevermind\nit just kinda\ndented tyrantum\noh\nokay\nrayquaza just got one-shot\nUhm.\nhow did he\nuh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "some kid in science on friday passed me a note that said \u2018burn a dollar bill in a campfire and breathe in the fumes and pass out and wake up in illuminati lair\u2019"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "They\u2019re speaking some kind of islandish language. I don\u2019t know which language\u2026 Guam, maybe."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Sometimes a pizza is just more than a pizza."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Tobi couldn\u2019t you have called the dragon something easier to pronounce, like Bertram?! Or Xylus?! Or Squiddlium?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Did you not know Sam is Smauwgh? The dragon from The Lion King."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Olivine town, in Crystal, has a lighthouse. It\u2019s an old, decrepit lighthouse, and you have to go through it and find a guy to progress the game. As a kid, the music and atmosphere were unsettling. My sister was playing it and she was running out of batteries, and she saved in the lighthouse, and the GameBoy ran out of batteries during saving and corrupted the save. So she told me I had to be careful in the lighthouse, because if I went down the wrong hole, it deleted the save. So for the longest time, I thought the lighthouse would trap me and I would never be able to finish the game. I didn\u2019t go in there for ages until I realized I had to to beat the game. Later on, in Leaf Green, I finally realized that if you turn the power off while saving, it corrupts your game."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "When it asked if you want to name the Pok\u00e9mon, I said, \u2018Yeah!\u2018 and then typed out the Pok\u00e9mon\u2019s name. I later realized that if you hit B, it named it by default and saved a lot of time."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "i don\u2019t want the beatles i want the cock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "The first Pok\u00e9mon game I ever played was Crystal, and obviously in that game you bump into the rival a few times before you actually name them, and before then, it puts the name as\u00a0???. And I remember, when you go back to the town, they\u2019re like, \u2018Do you know what that guy\u2019s name is?\u2019 and I\u2019m like, \u2018YEAH, HIS NAME IS\u00a0??? OBVIOUSLY.\u2019 So every time I played through Crystal, my rival\u2019s name was\u00a0??? because I didn\u2019t understand how that worked."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Honors is just a fancy way of saying, \u2018look at my dick.\u2019"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Also Steam is now missing from my desktop. Wait what? Wait what!? WAIT WHAT!?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "Staring at the smart scrone."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "And then Tokyo is the sphere because fuck you."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "It\u2019s not hentai, so I don\u2019t care."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "it was me with the chlorine in the stairwell\nclue: furry edition"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I was Marky Mark."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Want a candy cane? Because I have a calculator."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Why are we still doing here?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "fox mask boneleaf"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "I\u2019m a lightweight now."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Republicans are the bad ones."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019m not near where I\u2019m at"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neuser",
            "text" : "Okay, turning off the bucket."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I think his name would be spelt \"UYri,os\" and that's beautiful"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Hitler would be the best superhero."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I need a donk."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I think I need to sleep because I just made a joke about Mexicans not being real people."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I feel like I\u2019m being racist towards races that don\u2019t even actually exist, like dragon-people or clay-people\u2026 or Mexicans."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "83223430941380608",
            "author_name" : "Mike",
            "text" : "what if you drink the fetus"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "It makes me happy when it\u2019s home because I know a cat is where it\u2019s supposed to be."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Why ghost eat me?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t think that\u2019s jizz."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "9/11\u2026 Oh, I mean, 911 First Responders."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "My dad is mad."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: Well there goes sticking guns up my anus\nSimon: damn I always wanted a bullet enema"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pruuuuugly. They\u2019re all silicon. They have penises."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "Marge is already made out of blood. She doesn\u2019t have skin, I don\u2019t think."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Your face is your mouth."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I love internet dating!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Brian: i'm watching star trek enterprise\nBrian: motherfucking seth mcfarlane is there\nElliot: Nice\nAshleigh: And you thought that show couldn't get any worse\nRoss: Is that Seth MacFarlane?\nAshleigh: Ross holy shit\nBrian: jesus christ ross"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I assume something big for obvious reasons\nLike, big as in size\nNot penis\nI don\u2019t want you getting the wrong idea here or anything"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "You know how cheetahs move their tail while running to keep their balance? That\u2019s basically your dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Yeah, but I\u2019m the one talking about getting breasts, making my penis longer, and becoming a horse"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "it\u2019s actually short for can i use your sister back in the days that women were just used to do shit instead of making tools"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I\u2019m stuck between the balls."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spicy",
            "text" : "all it took was a man being crucified"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t want to slurp milk mutually with my friend."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Bone ape tit."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Who ever is playing music loudly, could you please turn it less down loud?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m breathing. I mean I\u2019m bleeding."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Fuck spaghettis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "My brother\u2019s kidney stone looks like R. L. Stine."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Fuck o\u2019 clock"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "We're a bouquet. I closed my eyes and the monitor had vanished and it reappeared in the half that it wasn't."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "We're gay furries. We're already going to Hell. May as well cement it."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "You didn't mention 9/11, did you? Okay. Cool."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Those are fake-ass dungeons"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm switching windows and it feels like I'm switching countries"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Right now I'm noticing the depth in everything"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Maybe that's the only time Casey's latent gayness comes out \u2014 When he's high!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Having their word taken away by them and being misused is probably the greatest thing that could happen to [cuckolds]."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Smelly beep learnin the smarts about bug dicks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "Allah is Canadian"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Kirby and the Amazing Fetus."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "God, what's sadder than a dead clown?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "\ud83c\udf46 a greate tim\u00e5\u00df\u2202\u03a9\u2248\u00e7\u221a\u222b\u02dc\u00b5\u0192\u00ac\u00a9\u02da\u0192\u2206\u2202\u00df\u02da\u00ac\u0192\u03c0\u00f8\u0153\u02c6\u2211\u00b4"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "the eggplant was on purpose though that was 100% my doing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "fuck i need to get ross his d"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Ohhh I look like a bad person. And I smell like one, too."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "Phil. Phil. Do me a favour. Just shoot me in the face. No, don't actually-!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I\u2019ll be right back I have to put pants on"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "You should Google it on DeviantArt."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Smoke a blunt for grandma, Jesus."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Where\u2019s the bear? WHERE\u2019S THE BEAR?!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS ITS DOWNLOADING"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "maybe i should blue"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like Teen Angel. I\u2019m dead now."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m just going to do 98 and that brings us up to Yoda."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Time to go on DeviantArt."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Even Virgin Mary was polite enough to get pregnant in a barn."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Rubadubdub, fingers in the gub. Rubadubdoo, smelly in the goo."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m playing through run - mmnf - Bowser."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m sorry, I\u2019ll be right back. I\u2019m laughing really hard and I think I have to poo."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "When you think about it, a kid being beaten to death by his toys is kind of hilarious."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I was singing Nickelback."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "AND HE LIFES IN BRISTOL\nFUCK"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Nobody likes music."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I feel like I\u2019ve rubbed butter all over my face. I\u2019m just so sweaty."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like it, Hades, Lord of the Underworld."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Holy crap! I just kicked three people in the face at the same time so hard they ceased to exist."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Douglas day gentle me haw do yo rosary"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Did you see the football broseph\nI couldn\u2019t make out the slam dunk through my 8-litre tank of Mountain Dew Amp but that Doritos advert was Tobi\nI loved the skrillex noise\nExcuse me while I lift some iron\nBro\nBruh\nGon play some tetris\nFire me irl\n1v1 me tetroos"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I thought humorism was a religion where you followed\u2026 clowns."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "is hypo-spray wieners that good?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "smooth words\nspeeds by\nphonics the hedgehog"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Let me turn my cow off"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Are you saying you have to hire blacks for video editing?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i\u2019m not durnk\ni\u2019m just terrible at tpyign\ntyping\nHOL  YCRAPP I DID IT\nHO CHRONE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "hoyl fuc my fnnder o not work"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Phil you\u2019re like the seed from which I grow. It\u2019s just a matter of finding which penis you came from."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "So it hurts to step on glass."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "23 days hath September\nI never went to school\nWhy did my father leave me\nPlease come back daddy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "So how many legs does a Hercules have again?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "is that like when you stick mexican food up a vagina"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Thanks for playing. We'll see you all next week for another exciting game of...\nDID\nCASEY\nWRITE\nTHIS\nSOBER!!!?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "What was that noise? Wait. Oh shit! My teeth fell out!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "The Islamic anime, Harry Potter."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Like some kind of sexual werewolf"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy \ud83c\udf36",
            "text" : "The Fappocaust"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Everybody knows good chefs always fondle other's dicks before they cook. That's a deleted scene from Ratatouille."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "... I forgot I had ham in my pocket."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "The guy who steals flamingos just keeps flying them there, in a boat."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I completely undersand that."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm at a loss for worms"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "You're like the King Midas of yoghurt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Touch me and turn me into yoghurt daddy uwu"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy \ud83c\udf36",
            "text" : "bucket, quote sand"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "To this is gonna sound like a. Cta zy coincidence but dude can you. Elieve I have cheerios right now!?!?!?\nForgive me... *cheezits"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "Splohhhhh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I stopped caring about that once I realized I'd be broke and sad my whole life."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Enjoy your knock-off Stax."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Audio is like fucking Defense Against the Dark Arts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "You know, I still stand by that, based on how we talk to each other, despite the fact that, to my knowledge, neither of us are attracted to each other, we\u2019d probably be huge lovers in real life. And I am not comfortable with that."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "surprise\nit\u2019s a penis\nit\u2019s YOUR penis"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "it\u2019s like you can stick an elbow in tobi\u2019s mouth and he\u2019ll get off to it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Who was it that I was having a conversation with recently about jacking off with your elbows"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i\u2019ve fucked the walking dogs"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You\u2019re supposed tonmake snajkle avosu state"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "A ladle because I'm thicc"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "What's your spoonsona"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Yes, I suppose I would be a smaller type of spoon"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Tobi: When the archbishop was assassinated did the country become sans Ferdinand?\nAshleigh: Fuck off"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "and then i\u2019ll play the grim reaper character and literally be the skeleton president."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "christ i\u2019d like to see you have sex now and try to sick your penis into a woman\u2019s eye and be like eh close enough"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Chicken fried baby friend"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I would also like to point out you are complaining about me using logic in a conversation about 20 million quilts and masturbating into a hot tub"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Aww, I wasted the Holy Bible."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Like, I could maybe see people thinking her attractive if she wasn\u2019t fucking starving to death"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I laughed so hard I nearly deepthroated my tablet pen."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You need one that\u2019s short and sweet, like men."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "my eyes go blank and i have to be blind for about 4 seconds until i can be good again"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I could actually touch it with my bare hands and barky hwy burnt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Is it weird to ask people that?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Yeah, I think that\u2019s pretty dead."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019ll just save up and buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl 2: Lost In New York."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "WAIT A- AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH. So it\u2019s these two moms- SHUT UP. AAAAAAAAAAGH. So it\u2019s these two m- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "nwo i am tho xD lol"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "HAHAHAHAHAHA. I\u2019m laughing at your misfortune."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019m plNNINF RO SO AO TEVENTUAL"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Ted Hubish, This Is Your Leaf!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "xxxhotmeatinyourmouth.es"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "I think the concept that Guy Fieri has something to do with the devil is still my favorite thing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "why are all my hammers region locked, home depot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "You beautiful, glorious dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "he doesn\u2019t like it when i show up in his room while he\u2019s sleeping but i do it anyways"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t think skeletons exist."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "It\u2019s because he liked books and everyone thought he was gay."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh right, I\u2019m a woman now."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I didn\u2019t mean it in a **meme** sense."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s called Flippitysticks. Deal with it."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You sexed it black."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "oh no not the fridge\ni mean france"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "My desk is dead."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Neck deep in that pooncho."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "well they can suck my majora\u2019s dask"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "when mum come home and make the spaget http://i.imgur.com/Auyx4mG.png"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Does bald count as a hat. No? Just weird."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s so psychedelic with the music man."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m playing a lonk badonk!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "I can see myself whenever things go black."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Zelda\u2019s having a nightmare. Wait. Who\u2019s the one in the green hat?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Well it has diamonds so it\u2019s basically a simulator of my actual life. Cor blimey, Mary Poppins."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I cheese the bed sometimes."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I tried Googling white people."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "BECAUSE TOAST."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "And then Harry finds Dinglesnap\u2019s body."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You made me squirt. I got blue on my new shirt."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I need to do my storage crates, I need to do my wife."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m stuck in a tree like a helium balloon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "since i get it up by doing nice thing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "also dnapcaht mr you buttehore"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Whee party has been good i have maybe had some to dirnk okay alright"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "You\u2019ll make your insides smell pretty."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Why do I keep doing this? I keep going to the moon without oxygen."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I wish I were a soup bowl."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m not used to the gravity on Earth."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Where are the wheat. I need another baby. I murdered the last one."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s the one from the adverts with the teeth who are like I like to brush my teeth"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Yeah, when I take my lid off I squirt everywhere."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019ll take the weird emo."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I think I\u2019ve just swallowed my own voice."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Every time someone does that I have to do the arm thing."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "my mom fractured a 7th grader\u2019s knee with her car, i won overall in the hurdles for pe, i got a cut from being hit in the face with high-speed bark, and the iron sheik retweeted me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Tobi: Wow, I can do half of that!\nAshleigh: Which half?\nSpyke: Both."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Fuck! The peanuts!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "human child is a placeholder, of course\u2026"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Great! I\u2019m now in jail!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You know when you\u2019re playing Monopoly and you throw your entire train station into oblivion?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Wow! I\u2019ve got one of every money!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Like the Americans did to the Thanksgiving."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I need bankruptcy! It\u2019s the only way to prove I had money in the first place!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "How many hundreds do I have?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "the spaghetti has arrivti"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Oh my god. There are so many bears they are overlapping."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "What\u2019s the deal with airplane peanuts? That\u2019s the question. I\u2019m Seinfeld."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Why did you kill all of the cats?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "I opened a portal just so I could talk to Dumbledore."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Leiden: Would Miis even reproduce through sex?\nLeiden: I would think they could get babies by exchanging Club Nintendo Points or something.\nTed: that's how it works in real life anyhow"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "My kyboard is bing a total uckr right no\nI hav no clu what\u2019s going on with it but I think it nds srious rpair"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "let me test that theory\nget out your python\nNO\nWAIT\nTHAT SOUNDS WEIRD\nPLS KEEP YOUR PYTHON WHERE IT IS THANKS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I have to say, I was tempted by Racism."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Implied Nazi."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Fall asleep to the sounds of your enemies choking on their own blood"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Those are an illusion\nA glitch in the matrix\nA mirage in the desert that is our minds"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Spy I am bored and Tobi is going to sleep and I\u2019ve already eaten 59 bananas."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Pasta didn\u2019t have a mind when it was alive, idiot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "off",
            "text" : "No u"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "off",
            "text" : "Suck my dick."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "you",
            "text" : "No, fuck *you*!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "I know you would destroy my anus"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "wait why am I\nWHY AM WE YELLING"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Spongebob Squarepants Fifty-Two Card Pickup complete playing card deck."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "After hanging out with Casey I can safely say that he's a rogue AI"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "Please don't invade my acid trip as a balloon face to make a coitus interruptus pun using your own name, Ted"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "I thought you were bae, but it turns out you were just fam."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "My eyes should just say 'legal', so then they would be legal eyes."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "And then 9/11 happens?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Wait wait wait. I've wanted to say all this time that 'romcom' stands for 'autonomous sensory meridian response'."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "It stands for 'Russian Man Saying AAAAAAAA'."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I Have No Mouth and I Must Let the Air Out"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "When I stand up, I curve to the left."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "My brain's dumb and it didn't occur to me that blind people can taste."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I'm not okay with these anime religions. I'm not okay with this anime religion. Someone posted this on Facebook and I'm just not okay with this anime religion."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Window dressing is better than being thrown into a soccer field"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Oh hey, a quote that isn't sexual"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "sam fucked a fish?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "So yes you're all just lewd"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/181378292828471296/420918944829014016/unknown.png"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "only criminal crimebosses hang out with kojima"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i wonder if this chat smokes weed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "Bowser's roulette wheel has an option where you get swatted"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "luigis ability is win everytime"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "smoccoli"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Bleat bleat give me the teat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Don't you guys hate it when your flakes lid is too slow so you pour til there's no more and in the end you're left defeated and too much occurred"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Ooh asem say outum masim? OHHHHHH!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Paddington is the top but Pooh is a power bottom, as seen when he stuck his ass out of Rabbit's door"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "There's a wall in the middle of the map. You can not cross the wall without being shot at. The only way to get by is to break the wall. There are Russians on the other side. Their cars suck. They try to nuke America. You should not have done this. But you get a star anyway."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Luigi likes light bondage play, but is not into any other kinks, and prefers his sex in the missionary position"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Luigi's ability is to be a basic-ass bitch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Luigi's ability is that he's allowed to sing Milkshake by Kelis during all the minigames"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Kiss Ash, do crimes, overthrow the government"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "It's weird to me how 3 + 3  + 3 + 3 +2 +2  is equal to 3 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 3 + 2 but yet it's so different"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I just want my mouth to be pleasured"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "\nHIS NAME IS WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON FUCK\nGOD FUCKING DAMMIT\nJOHN QUINCY ADAMS MOTHERFUCKERS"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I will never remember Australia because the layout isn't as streamlined"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Sorry for being the biggest queer in the world"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Tobi can your hair quote Shakespeare\nThat's right bitch I didn't think so"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Christ, the salt on my food opened the gates of hell\nBut like in my mouth\nAnd if Hell produced water"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Brextem Enobamolland"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Anyway, Ted is real and Spi anime"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Christ, Ted, I just thought that you and Spi couldn't possibly exist in the same universe because your icons' art styles were different"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Toby Fox",
            "text" : "I hope Mario plays my game."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "I just want the crows to sound like 300-pound muscle mountains"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm an equal opportunity boobist"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I like it when you're dead because it's the only time you can be truly happy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Australia is an untamed wilderness. We don't know what goes on there. This song is just one interpretation of the country."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Midnight savings doesn't real."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I started watching it synced with Birth of a Nation, but that didn't work that well. This was my second attempt."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "my head is a phone and my heart is an enigma"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Defeinitely am right now wheeee c*:*"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "God needs to flood the Earth again\nWith piss this time"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "It's brighttime outside."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I'm everything society wants me to be and more."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "[Obama is] a gay fire criminal"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Cool me goo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "used to get all my bionicles from them"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "KERMIT HOTBOXES WITH GONZO ON HIS MOTORCYCLE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "https://youtu.be/70GgyJAF8jI\nI think I'm gonna nut to this at some point"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "Is it wrong to want to fuck the crow [from Dark Souls 3]\nAnd if so, how wrong?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Gavin Free",
            "text" : "Take a nice 360 degree tour of our sploosh."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "She's like a chicken but not."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "I'm proud of you and your butt."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "First weed, then prostitution."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Is there a dolphin in the goddamn Grand Canyon?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "No, no, I heard 'dildo abs'."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "New Ash lore \u2014 When her antlers fall off she turns them into bongs and pipes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Can we start a Tears for Fears cover band called Dakriphobia?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Great Expectchickens."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "How often do you have to frot your controller's brake button?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "I got rid of a bunch of duplicate quotes so the numbers are move"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "Theohube gonna hurl"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Rabbits are cute."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Oh! Okay! I'm pumping shitwater into their houses! *That's* why they're dying!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "I've just been poisoning my citizens."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "You know, you've got this certain tone of voice, when you know you're being a... a little shit."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Don't roast dogs. Don't do that."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Ooh, giiirl. You're looking to get some piping hot pumpkin spice splashes in your direction."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "Meawoo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "I'll buy ten cans of beans. Do I get the free order now?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "IF I TYPE LARGER MAYBE YOU\u2019LL SEE THE TEXT THROUGH THE PORN"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "THYLACINE'S BACK, A L R I G H T"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I have killed so many people."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You\u2019re a schmarse"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Haha. Come. Arsehole."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "I hope you\u2019re happy. I had to put my dog down"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Guys, my dog put a Frito inside my chesthole."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Is [he] Urkel? I think he\u2019s Urkel!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Why are there so many weed leaves?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Shit Tobi Sings: The Musical"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I said Ted so it\u2019s fine."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "If I were a furry I\u2019d be Ted."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "What\u2019s some good adware to download onto my computer, guys?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "The General Chat",
            "text" : "Ashleigh: I'm going to punch you in the mouth.\nTobi: I'm going to punch myself in the mouth.\nSpy: I'm going to punch /myself/ in the mouth.\nSam: I can punch myself in the mouth too, guys."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "You tried so far, and got so hard."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "My dog has human hands. He just walks around on all fours except he has human hands. My mom was talking to the human dog."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh god, there\u2019s so many sponges."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I need a girlfriend. I need a fucking girlfriend."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "That\u2019s really offensive I\u2019m not even a horse"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "The picture of that Diabetish guy."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Stop making me realize how stupid I sound."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m so bad at two."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "If I were your brother and I asked you to make out with me, would you?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Oh, you mean the meme song."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Skeletons don\u2019t have any bones; they can\u2019t think!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Because I fucking like getting angry at irrelevant meaningless things that don\u2019t affect me in the slightest. Is that so fucking hard to understand, you cockface whore?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Turn that HOE into a SHOE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "You can\u2019t beat erotic roleplay."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019ve just realized the implications of this. I can grind down dead people and make them into food. I can basically make McDonald\u2019s."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Now to make pork. Pooooorrrrrkkkkkk."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Does anyone want a zombie carrot?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I SUCCESSFULLY TRANSMUTED A CARROT\nINTO A CARROT\n\\o/ SCIENCE \\o/"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t even like animoos! I punched a cat once!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "there\u2019s a shitty cobble hug"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "My ears hear things but then my brain doesn\u2019t."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i\u2019m full of shit\nit\u2019s the perfect camouflage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Sam why are you on farming meme websites again"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "You guys gotta defend me cuz I'm gonna eat spaghetti."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "I'll get my dick wet and roll it in salt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "If I could get someone arrested, even temporarily, for calling me a peepee head, I absolutely would."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Basically it's comparable with choking on a cock \u2014 The more experience you have, the less likely that you'll gag."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Go fuck you, me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I go in, and then I stay in, and then go out. It's tantric."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "The higher level of Polish the country has. They... They took their armies, and they fed them candy, and when they hit level 99, they evolved into Super Poland."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Ugh, fuck that wall. That wall is my first enemy when it comes to list of enemies."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I want my wonders of the world to be utile. Can [the Great Wall of China] sharpen my pencil? No. It's a fuckin' wall. You want to know what it does? It just sits there. Keeps water out."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "I'm kissing my own ass right now."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Why am I faster than myself?! That's not how I play games! If I'm fucking playing Sonic the Hedgehog, and Sonic the Hedgehog is running to the right, and then I play Sonic the Hedgehog again, he's going to run to the right at the same speed! It's not how video games work!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "SLOW THE *FUCK* DOWN SONIC."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "It's alright. Wounds heal. You'll get new ones."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "This is like a papercut that's on top of the stab wound of life. It's not going to change much."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy \ud83c\udf36",
            "text" : "<:nokerm:238438759673233409> <:tedno:230137443851042816>"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Where's that fucking drink? Oh, it's in my hand."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "We are chasing things. We are knowing ideas."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Oh, because I threw all of my birds I was carrying."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I guess that's what a gynecologist is then, huh? A cuntnerd?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "I have like, eleven worms in my pocket."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "I will finger my butthole, awake or asleep, at work or not, you can't... You ju- you ca- Don't quote me on that. Deer. No. God dammit."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Posession is 10/10ths of marriage"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Guess what. I didn't die. I'm on the Earth just like Bill Nye. The Science Guy that is not my dad. My dad's name is also Bill Nye."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "The elven dildo-smiths from the forests of Bone-Lonelien"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy \ud83c\udf36",
            "text" : "whatup its nearly 6am im extremely sleep deprived and dehydrated and deatg grips is the best music ever made"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "You know, bukkake is okay."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "2 hours later I reached in and found a squishy surprise"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Why he got a baja blast dick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "I'll yoff you in the open 24/7"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "\ud83d\udc80 Nottsam Hubish",
            "text" : "man i really alternated between goody two shoes and bart simpson"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "I sound my tongue down hys shaft"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Thanks love. I enjoy eating dicks."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "COCKS, you idiot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "You\u2019re having a baby for lunch?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "We've been Smucked"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "Aw, geez, you're cumming all over yourself, Bugs Bunny!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "it\u2019s just frozen ice"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Look at those little Snoop apples."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Urkel X."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "In today\u2019s episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Urkel goes Super Saiyan."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh no, I accidentally made a meme reference!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t know how to pronounce that, but it\u2019s got penis in it."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m pooing on this woman."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s not hard, it\u2019s just long."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "What the heck is a hippo?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND BLUNT\nYOU MAY BLAZE THE BRIDE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Neuraria",
            "text" : "That\u2019s like Sama cocaine addicted homeless man a cardboard box full of cocaine so he has to scratch the box open to get to the cocaine."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "He\u2019s not **the** king of Russia. He\u2019s **my** king of Russia."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "AGGGGHH WHAT\u2019S THAT. THERE\u2019S SOMETHING ON MY FOOT. Oh, it\u2019s my shoe."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Isn\u2019t that guy dead now? Oh wait, that\u2019s Snoop Dogg."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Yeah, there\u2019s Notorious B.I.G. and his brothers, Prestigious P.H.D. and Delirious W.E.E.D. They\u2019re triplets."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You know what? You\u2019re a pain in the ass and I don't want to talk to you anymore. Have fun in Hell, kids. PPPHHHHBBBTBBTHTBHTHT. That was him driving off in his motorbike."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Please. Let\u2019s make him a nazi."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Me dribbling in your ear. From both ends. This is weird. Don\u2019t make that noise."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m either the worst at driving or the best at cars."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Hot Cheeritos."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "That\u2019s because all the people who live in England are secretly the Devil."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "sam\nsam\nsam\nsam\nsam\nsams\nsames\nstames\nstens\nseans\nstanten\nstejrm\nstrawbelry\nstralvl\nstrawberry\nstarbweryy pavlova\nStrawberry pavlova\nHeat oven to 150C/130C fan/gas 2. Using a pencil, mark out the circumference of a dinner plate on baking parchment. Whisk the egg whites with a hand mixer until they form stiff peaks, then whisk in the sugar, 1 tbsp at a time, until the meringue looks glossy. Whisk in the vinegar, cornflour and vanilla\n\nSpread the meringue inside the circle, creating a crater by making the sides a little higher than the middle. Bake for 1 hr, then turn off the heat and let the Pavlova cool completely inside the oven\n\n>When the meringue is cool, chop 100g of the strawberries. Mix them with half the redcurrants and 2 tbsp icing sugar. Place in a food processor, blitz until smooth, then push the fruit mixture through a sieve. Whip the cream with the remaining icing sugar and spread it over the meringue. Put the remaining fruit on the cream and finally pour the sauce over the whole lot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "These aren\u2019t purple, these are magenta! Come on!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "What is purple"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh, I slapped myself in the face."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I tried to go to the blog but I did it wrong and so instead I just Googled the word shit."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I only used 12g of leave"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I think the weeds took place on April 17th"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Self-actualization is all like WOOOOAAAH and self-realization is all like WAAAAAAH [\u2026] They go in different directions."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m the world\u2019s largest Harry Potter fan. Like seriously, I\u2019m 600 pounds."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "The one guy who did the Ron Weasley."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "end prejudice against undead americans"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "*FURIOUSLY SQUEEZES MARIO*"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Sorry for being the biggest queer in the world"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Is Xbox 360 retro?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "are you suffering from time dilation? have you travelled at or near the speed of light recently?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "it\u2019s like half past midnight i hsoudl glgep. lspe."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Things that happened while I was asleep:\n1. Mr Deadbees died\n2. Chat died\n3. Exclamation points\n4. Zach became a necromancer\n5. It got really sappy and everyone kissed\n6. Phil stole my email and sold it to a Nigerian price\n7. My foot hurts"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "jack saint is cool\njack saint is no fool"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "austrailia that\u2019s the beatles right"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "no you\u2019re thinmking of gggbgbgban\nyea yea yea"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "FUN FACT: YOU ARE ALL SICK"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "giant monitors eem dumb as beiuts\nnatobnueati"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "yeah you\u2019re a fucking freak"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "how do you castrate a bee"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "shut your stank pa"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "isn\u2019t there one that breaks the pencil"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I can\u2019t wait for some to say it was -39 so I can make a joke whether it was in fahrenheit or celcius\nThe joke is that -39 is the same in either system\nThe other joke is that the person is frozen and dead so they can\u2019t laugh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "i tried growing balls once\ndo you know how painful that shit is"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Illinois has been very laggy lately"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "i think we can all agree that america is superior\ngod bless"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019d still totally have sex with you but it would be loveless and bitter"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "shut up tobi\nwe\u2019re busy talking about how much YOUuuuu SUCK"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "also yeah the last few episodes of the whole attack on borscht saga picked it up a bit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Jawa\nLike the Star Trek monkeys\nI think Commander Kirk is one of them"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Father\nAirline father\nAKA Flying Robo-Jesus\nThe Holy Airline\nAir Bible\nA plane with God painted on the front\nAnd then the sun happens and it burns\nAnd then it becomes and omen and the churches all go to heaven and the non-believers are doomed to roam the planet with no airplanes\nHumanity would crumble\nAnd the sun would have a silhouette of a plane in front of it at all time\nAnd Jesus would always be crying which would cause rains, which would cause floods, and then Supermoses would come and be like fuck you\nAnd then Jesus would be at war with all the Saints\nIncluding Jack\nAnd Jack would emerge victorious\nAnd then he would make some mac and cheese\nFade to black\nA single gunshot is heard\nCredits roll\nFin"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "more like spoopledicks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "i had a dream the other night that i was being chased by a fucking crazy yeti\nit wasn\u2019t like a scooby doo chase scene or something\nthis was legit creepy as shit\nand so after a few hours of trying to escape my house i call up my dad panicking\nand so he tells me to go into the bathroom and turn on the radio\nto like trick it or something\nand so i lead the yeti into the bathroom\nand then suddenly the bathroom starts to shake\nand the room is taken out of my house by my dad with a forklift"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "looose booos"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "\ud83d\udc80 Ted Volcano",
            "text" : "I'm a volcano now :("
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "\ud83d\udc80 Ted Volcano",
            "text" : "that's why they call ringo the funny beatle\nbecause his hands are bleeding"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "crush me like a watermelon"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : ":\ud83d\udc43)"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Woke up and my butter isn't hard yet :c"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPICY PISS QUOTES FROM ME"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Imagine being an astronaut who's into bondage and petplay"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "You get taken out for spacewalks"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Just tell him you want him to come you"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "I thought you said 'diddle flesh'."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Dude, where are these dinner-flavored cigarillos?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Me and my whole gang smoking on that meatloaf."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Hey guys, want to hear a new song I wrote? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "Me and my buds, we make uwu and owo jokes."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Have you guys ever had the apple pie with the cheddar cheese on top? That's a thing people do. Apple pie with the cheddar cheese."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "I hate this. I absolutely hate this, guys. I hate this."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "Oh hell yeah, we just kissed Dax Shepard. Ohhh hell yeah. Ohhhhhh hell yeah. Hell yeah, we just kissed Dax Shepard. Oh yeah. We just kissed Dax Shepard. Oh yeah. Oh yeah yeah. This is my ASMR channel."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "I kind of think we should just put a period on this one."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm god damn Barry White right now holy fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Jesus' stigmata are probably just like pierced ears so I imagine it would feel similar to a vagina"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "i am still trying to figure out what the purpose of playing baseball should be in general in this world"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Don't flick me off while I'm eating, Dan."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Makes fingering exciting \ud83d\udc40"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "but i have to play the anime weeb games anf figure out who is killed next in anime murder high school"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Back in my day, we didn't have time *or* space."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "the furry weed smoking community"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "My teeth feel like they've all just switched sides so that's how I know it's working"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "This pasta is fucking /intimidating/"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm going to forget by the time I remember"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Please. I fuck trees."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Humans are animals and God made humans in his image, so logically, God is an animal and is therefore eligable as a fursona"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy \ud83c\udf36",
            "text" : "Hold on, let me get my estrogen pills and anime figurines out of the way."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I wanna get obliterated."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "Can goofy get knocked up by pluto"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy \ud83c\udf36",
            "text" : "Dude. Every person who works at Disney World in the costumes is into BDSM."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Bring me the head of MatPat."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_name" : "SC",
            "text" : "Is MatPat into BDSM?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy \ud83c\udf36",
            "text" : "Oh my gosh. Animals. Wow. That's hot."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "That's just a bird-dick."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Imagine hotboxing inside of a womb"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Just get a strap-on butthole"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "You can smoke weed out of a carrot???"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "Oh, because Crocodile Dundee. You piece of shit."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "BURGER MONET \ud83d\udc08\ud83c\udf54",
            "text" : "Yeah. We're both big dumbasses."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Mmm. I love drawing thicc women."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "\no i didnt see the butthole comment"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "o i didnt see the butthole comment"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Like that Metallica song\nTrapped Under Jello"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Imagine doing that and then dying and then the coroner does an autopsy and when they cut your stomach open there's just a stomach-shaped Jello blob"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "In this world, it's pee or /be/ peed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "if luigi dab my wallet cum"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Like that Metallica song\nTrapped Under Jello"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Ted stop rapping"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "His real name is Naaden Hoogen Floogen Sniioer"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "shaft shaft willy pernus"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I don\u2019t respect anyone at all"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "i hav ea good idea\nkill kill kill\nmurder"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m doing 10g of hard potpourri\nIt\u2019s mostly opium and washing up powder but it\u2019s compressed into a solid bar"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Ted your job is to have fun"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "don\u2019t do drugs"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "charlie brown\u2019s obviously fucking schroedinger get with the script"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "yeah i know, you\u2019re the person\nfuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "BDSM anal fuckery with Sonic Racers Cars"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "you are a rapper"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Monday isn\u2019t even cool because if you really want to stretch for a way to make it seem uncool, it kind of sounds like fondue\nFriday sounds like fried eggs which are way cooler than fondue"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Quantum-shitting through a crack in the cosmos"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "can only imagine it\u2019s also coming for youuuu"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s like F-Zero with guns"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "more like PEEPEE trained"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "dude i was fucking on the floor"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "They\u2019re going to die soon anyway"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Man I sure do enjoy drinking new Mountain Dew Energy while I\u2019m animating\nNow available in a range of flavours!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "also what happened to the massacre"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "There\u2019s a little bit of an epilogue before we start."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "People should just die when they\u2019re useless."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I remember when Facebook wasn\u2019t a country."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "What isn\u2019t Bill Cosby?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You can use anything as a dildo if you\u2019re brave enough."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I farted through my butt and I thought I pooed."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "More like Malcdead in the Middle."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "You\u2019re like dead in the middle."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Have a sex with her."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "We just play minestream game with maincraft"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Imagine if Davy Crockett was amphibian. That\u2019s basically New Zealand."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "My unicorn horn has a horsepower of 1000."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Everyone knows a unicorn\u2019s powers come from their ability to fart rainbows, but they can\u2019t when their pooper\u2019s iron."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "This is like Iron Man vs Iron Man except one Iron Man is made of unicorn and the other Iron Man is made of flesh."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "More like a gaping corner. It\u2019s where you poke the colon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "If a Scandinavian man becomes sentimental about Scandinavian history, is that Norsetalgia?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s fun watching all the dead bodies piling up."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I think I just shat myself."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019ve realized winter is my favorite season because it\u2019s dark like my soul."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I\u2019m only getting Syphilis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "will u mare me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "Like when Sephiroth slam dunked Shaquille O\u2019Neal."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Happy squirty dinkosnexual"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I made it up. But it\u2019s a meme!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Guys is it still called smegma after it leaves the foreskin or is it called slava?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Move to Graznegrob. It\u2019s the title of my new action film. It\u2019s directed by J.R.R. Parkinsons."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "just engraving thousands of 1s and 0s onto a guy\u2019s ween"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Oh Jack-san, baka kawaii uematsu miyamoto kojima, nya"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s hard to draw hair when they\u2019re bald."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "How would you react if zombie outbreak right now?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Your cook is goosed."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Sometimes I make regrets."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I like how his eyes are anuses."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil",
            "text" : "I\u2019ve been secretly using my anus as a microphone for years."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "this is the america of game"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "I just let \u2018em die, it\u2019s easier that way"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "oh god the good touch is so nice"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "The movie tasted good. Once."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "These guys have cameltoes."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Funny funny funny meme meme meme funny joke shoot gun meme meme funny joke meme funny funny funny"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Imagine doing that and then dying and then the coroner does an autopsy and when they cut your stomach open there's just a stomach-shaped Jello blob"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "In this world, it's pee or /be/ peed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "if luigi dab my wallet cum"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "i feel like i could be easily replaced with an irc bot"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Lacking Man Kandy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Bunches \ud83d\udc30\u2764",
            "text" : "i\nfucking hate my figners and tyheir imabiltiy\nto hit aposthrpha"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Skate fast vape ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "are you dumb as hell are you dumb as hell"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Where has my little dog gone?\nWhereoware."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "What's under there?\nUnderware?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Jesus fucking titcunt cock ass bitch cunt fuck shitty piss titties dick shitting lord"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "black_circlewavy_dash\ufe0flarge_blue_circlelarge_blue_circlelarge_blue_circlelarge_blue_circlelarge_blue_circlelarge_blue_circleinnocent\n            bootbootbootbootbootboot\nFuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "It's that time of now again."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Just keep in mind what I said \u2014 It's in your best interest to always have some bread on you"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Hey it just occurred to me that you shouldn't drink any of my blood because you're allergic to cannabis and I don't want my weed blood getting you sick"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "He is! I'm [my cat's] bitch!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "GMO cum"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "That is not something you can say to a high person."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "It was really gun"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I think I should be good now that I've put this meatlog inside me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "I made a hole in the ground, in a lake."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I'm, uh, I'm watching Naruto"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Welcom to the modern health care sytem, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Naruto, though? A big ropey nopey."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "naruto was like a weird religion in my highschool"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i would be sexie"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Friday the 69th"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Imagine fisting someone so hard they explode and the force is so extreme that it takes you with them"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Imagine the hand from the American Idiot album art fisting someone but still holding the grenade"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "My kneecap feels like it's being invaded by thousands of tiny moles and all my sounds are within me but the vision isn't"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy \ud83c\udf36",
            "text" : "nya"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Two-handed claymore is my gay wife"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "emnormous hubiseh",
            "text" : "evening broth, the opposite of morning sauce."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "[very homer simpson voice] Mmm, bop"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Is typing with one hand too much to ask for?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "slap me daddy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Whenever I'm high, I have the strongest urge to cram things into my mouth"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "Is Canada bad?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Casey is your period."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I need my drawers"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Can't turn that shit up. Or down. Jam."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "is [\ud83d\udc43] a penis, or a rocket?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Kinda like teabaggin' him... with religion."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Well fush don't have lungs so they couldn't breath ear even if they wanted to"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hugewish",
            "text" : "I do not want to be a part of that Dirty Johnson chat."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hugewish",
            "text" : "There's going to be a day that you can go up to Burger King and drive up and say, uh, say ''Hey, give me a boobs,'' and they would say ''ghghnb ghgh hum buh'' and then hand you a Burger Mac with pills in it."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Luke was Dark's Father"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i\u2019ll be ready in like 2 mins one sec"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "When two people are obviously going to have sex, is it called inter-of-course? When two people have sex politely, are they being coitius?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "friends don't let friends run into the woods on acid"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Those measuring cups [that stack into each other] are the Human Centipede of kitchen utensils"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "crush my head like a watermelon"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "gay terminator squid"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "It's like jacking off except instead of going into a tissue it goes into someone and then they get pregnant and have a baby and now you're a parent and you can't afford a child but you like the feeling of jacking off so much that you keep doing it and get more babies and then you realise that you were having sex and that you're dumb and anyway that's what gambling debt is like"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "162712755445432321",
            "author_name" : "Trikitiger",
            "text" : "Never say anything fuckable with Ash around"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "You're a twink, you're a squink"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "nic cage inflation art is something i never want to think about\noh god it would probably be named a con air pun wouldnt it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Feast on Casey's blood! Feast on Casey's Blood! Feast on Casey's blood!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Speppy \ud83c\udf36",
            "text" : "spcmicy dwunk"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "holy fuck it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "So like, I feel like the last album, we had an exclamation at the very beginning of what it was going to be. Remember when I said that? Let's \u2014 I think we need something similar to this, like a goal that we all... go towards, you know what I mean? 'cause... like... 'cause like, when I listen to these albums, y'know, I'm... It's like, a metaphor for... for living, right? Because, like, most of it's bad, but some of it... Some of it's *really*, ***really*** good, you know what I mean? Just like, moments and moments of it are good. Like, not all of it is good, but like, s... But it's good! Just like life! It's *really* good. And life is ***really*** good."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "I wanna be a minority"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Joycon lickin"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hugewish",
            "text" : "creator of garlic hole here. iconic day"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "We've got Mormon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "250947682758164491",
            "author_name" : "Bucket",
            "text" : "Ash cares about everyone. Ash is broken."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "BRAN HOLY SHIT"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "One minute I was browsing twitter and the next i was calling a Nigel Farage a fucking twat idk what happened"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I HAVE NO LEGS YET I MUST SLAM\nCOME ON AND JAM"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "THE ENERGY DEINK HAS KICKED IN"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "Oh boy i accidentally made a political tweet and i got an angry message"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "162712755445432321",
            "author_name" : "Trikitiger",
            "text" : "Eh, I barely have any quotes, so I'm safe"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Full of regret and dripping with wet"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "That\u2019s one, two, three, so four must come next."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Obama\u2019s a Doctor Who fan. Osama bin Tardis."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "All The Directions any time girl. Forever. With their smash breakout hit, I Want to Love You in the Love Hole. Which isn\u2019t really appropriate for- They\u2019re like The Wiggles."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "How\u2019s it stay so funky-fresh"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "You can never have too much phallic."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "hermit crads"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "dude wow rude\nyou know I lost my head in the head war of nineteen-head-two\ncheck ur neck privilerg"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "Shouldn\u2019t try to drink and breath and the same time. That never works out. Should\u2019ve learned by now."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Blowin\u2019 up all the little babies."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "Sam",
            "text" : "How do\u2026 How do we see eyes if our mirrors aren\u2019t real?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Why do you need more storage space if you live in Japan? I suppose they\u2019ve got, like, weird numbers."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "So that\u2019s how my dad made an Easter story AMV."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Worms Ultimate Maywich"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "[Eminem] is the first black female rapper. You don\u2019t see many of them in the ska genre."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m going to finger you in the cold hole."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s 2005. I should change that."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "warren jeans"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I\u2019m saying buttsex happened."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "The frankfurter enters the Olga cave."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "HHHHNGNGN. Close enough. There goes my liver."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Do I need to say something stupid to chest The General Chat?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Pretty soon you\u2019ll be back on the street with a needle in your arm"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "who can afford 4k porn in this day and age we\u2019re in an economic crisis for fucks sake"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "perhaps it BUY seems a bit MORE odd to say so but SONY i don\u2019t understand what you PRODUCTS mean"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "mmmmmmmmMMMMMhm a sex\nam i wrong?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "500g of pure marijuanas\nThat stands for 500 gold haven\u2019t you ever played video games"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "now we have to write the fanfiction"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Metal the Gear, my own Sonic OC do not steal"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s been sitting there unloved and abused like a puppy or something"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "that\u2019s so upsetting ot me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "What if I don\u2019t actually have a penis HUH THEN WHAT"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "amanemated gruf"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "more like a dumb\nright because dumb"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "That\u2019s a smoothass Ted"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "It\u2019s a lonk to the ponk!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "smooch smooch sergio smooch"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "WHICH I NEVER USE LAR 4 LYF #420 #justblaze #hollahollaget$"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "I love how my brain went You know what\u2019d be a good joke here? Do the gay."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "spicy stop fingering me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "i just typed tedflix into my browser because i looked at this chat in the corner of my eye before going to netflix"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Problem is that my computer\u2019s  made of tinfoil and paperclips"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "if you had more bill$ you could get fire emblem awonkening"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "there are 52 pages on shitspykesays, you could read a page every year and be good for a year"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "My ass has been destroyed by a chicken"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "I'm gonna rename Big Dick."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "Come ride the fuckin' mole."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "is mace windu was female and wanted to hide their marital status would they be Ms. Windu"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "I think I can safely say, and you can quote me on this, that I have never been aroused by the moon."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "Ash, you need Jesus."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "snakes hypontizing people isn't a kink"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "But I'm not dating Shakira. At least not as far as I know."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "I'm gonna give him his own piss palace."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "Have you ever wondered what a tiny penis sounds like?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hugewish",
            "text" : "i am a muppet please do not muppsplain to me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "dnd is just a playground for enabling my bisexual furry ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Come to Australia, and drop another bass on the barbie."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "Spongebob and The Simpsons have done more for the English language[...]"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "You can't quote me on it, because if people agree, I'll be sad."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Gays need sex too."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hugewish",
            "text" : "cockroaches dununununun\ncockroaches dununununun\nwe won't die we won't die if you cut off our heads"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hugewish",
            "text" : "death of the sandwich artist"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "And so goes the Banksy of Bread."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_id" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_name" : "sprite",
            "text" : "Yes boob device found"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "ya i liek der smoke der marujaner wheel i et mein waffeln und der b\u00f6te"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Nope, the oot shop there is"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "it was a bigtume smash"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "ashdeer, who lives in a cave and is 3000% gay, is an outlier and should not have been counted"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "162712755445432321",
            "author_name" : "Trikitiger",
            "text" : "The inevitable heat death of the universe / the debilitating affliction of alcoholism / Js'keep goin'."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'd rather make people horny than literally kill them"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "At least it's not the potato who's being horny"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Squimp",
            "text" : "spicy loves cats, dogs, and children\ni fucking rule"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Arby's are undercooked limp children"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "So indica is p8\u00f6ntf good guys s so you know helg fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hugewish",
            "text" : "pokemon let's go is just a quick nnnnuuuut simulator"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Damn! Foiled by gays once more!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "I heard the throg noises."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted hugewish",
            "text" : "ash yesterday i found, fuckin"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "wet is like black holes, scientists think they know but no one really does"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Bunches \ud83d\udc30\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm a stinky bun :c"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "they stopped screaming when i tried to record because they knew i was filming them"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "187009387813011457",
            "author_name" : "Faye",
            "text" : "Ash I swear I want to backhand you so bad every day"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Welcome to love motherfucker"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "PISS THRONE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "See, this is something I enjoy but can't find\nMuscles under skin"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Bunches \ud83d\udc30\u2764",
            "text" : "Come on, Tobi, give me your milk."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Funky Kong was the only way"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm so upset\nI just came up with a really good joke\nAnd Sesame Street fucking did it first"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "not a relatable situation\nbut i totally get the butthole thing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "Spinch",
            "text" : "linguistically speaking, im trying to annihilate you"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "Ted is always here\nWaiting\nWatching"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "i also think you should get it done. it gets cramped in here"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "Ted",
            "text" : "cccccccccccaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttaaattttttttattttttttttttttttttttttt"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "TOBI",
            "text" : "TRACKMANIA NATIONS FOREVER IT\u2019S FREE WHO WANTS TO PLAY\nI'M SERIOUS\nGUYS ASH SAID IF NO ONE JOINS SHE\u2019S GOING TO SHOOT A KITTEN\nWITH ANOTHER KITTEn\nDOUBLE KITTENECTOMY\nTHE HORROR"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "It\u2019s her fault for not knowing how to speak American"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "i\u2019m going to set fire to everything you love"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "daaamn\nsorry for swearing"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "He\u2019d walk outside the house and the tree would have a sign saying gimme your lunch money, nerd"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "oh my gbodsnes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "sam explosion"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "No one really knows Ted well enough to be calling him Ted, though"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "Rip my work into pieces\nthat is my last resort"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "nodes more like noodles he"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "someone thanked me for my work then gave me a random line from the bible to try to inspire me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "a ted by any other name is still ted"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "ted",
            "text" : "i look good\ni look good\ni look good"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "Tobi",
            "text" : "nah m8 i\u2019m too mlgpro2k12hardcore4lyf for you\nfucken scrub didn\u2019t even know about the number keys"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Ashleigh",
            "text" : "I\u2019m easily confused\nOr was it easily amused?\nFuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Brian",
            "text" : "if you do take a nap you generally don\u2019t remember it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'd like to land on Satan's moon \ud83d\udc40"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "it's like eating the woman and leaving the baby"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "TOBI IS A LANGUAGE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tobers",
            "text" : "im burger: bit soft, bit round, loved by all, covered in gherkins"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Between [Instacart] and Doordash I would probably be okay with house arrest"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "''I know you want to pull a Tobi, but God is already dead, Jake''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Bunches \ud83d\udc30\u2764",
            "text" : "purging all the furries makes everything better"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Bitch doesn't mean bad, but... you are."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "Does it problem if I do?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theobold boldbold",
            "text" : "listen here you fucker"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theobold boldbold",
            "text" : "WHY DID I COPY NIPPLE"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "(Lily) Virtual Woomy",
            "text" : "I've now been made aware that the Roblox thing is actually Drake"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I mean, Phil happens sometimes too."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "And I'm like, who the fuck is entrusting six-year-olds with ducks?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "Statisically, the only colour I *haven't* pissed so far is purple, and that's my favorite color!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "I probably should have put Clit more in cover."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "I really want to win with Clit."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "Take Daddy Worm\u2014Er, Doctor Worm with you!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "I like the 69 because it also looks like worms tumbling through the air."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "the hemptress",
            "text" : "if we all dont get together to smash im gonna be vewy upset"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I have no friends \ud83d\ude03\n(Except for Casey)"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "MIL \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffb LEN \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffb NI \ud83c\udd91 AL \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffb \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffb \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffb"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "(Lily) Virtual Woomy",
            "text" : "I'm on break at work so I don't have a lot of time to dedicate to war"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Dan Ryckert",
            "text" : "I'll do the penises before the popcorn."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Oooh I know this is out of nowhere but can I show you my favorite picture of my fursona"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "If life were a chess game, that move would have been annotated with (!?)"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "It's okay, I'm ''gay''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "NO ONE WILL EVER REPLACE YOU AS MY FRIEND WHO THREATENS TO KILL THOSE WHO STEAL ME FROM YOU"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I know how that feels\nNot with pee, but yeah"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "It's okay! Watch, I'll put it in my mouth like the eggplant it is!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm technically a switch but the dom only comes out when the planets align, the stars go dark, and a second moon appears in the sky"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Cosmetic skin removal"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Like, I was the her"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "The overall point is I'm gay"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "I'm talking to another friend and trying to explain how I'm basically a Pok\u00e9mon but for being gay"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Furry is good"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "With enough friction, anything is possible."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Can\u2014we have a movie genre that's just ''flying''\nIt's about people who can fly\nNot like planes\nJust people"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Welcome to the good life\nIt's wonderful here\nSomething something Hatsune Miku"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Once I introduce [Brian] to [Hatsune Miku], I'm sure he'd understand."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i just ate a sandwich so fast and now i have a headache"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "the hemptress",
            "text" : "\ud83c\udde7 \ud83c\uddf7 \ud83c\uddea \ud83c\udde6 \ud83c\udde8 \ud83c\uddea \ud83c\uddf0 \ud83c\udde9 \ud83c\udde6 \ud83c\uddf3"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Granny Gumjobs is going over very well."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "pecan pie, or ''fucked trailmix''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "\ud83d\udc4b \n    \\ <:moon:230131609108611082> \n        || _\n    _/\u00af  \u00af_"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theobold boldbold",
            "text" : "I had an idea for a sort of mana for real life based upon how many novelty fries you eat"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "every burger king i've ever entered has been pvp enabled"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theobold boldbold",
            "text" : "Do It Dicker, I Bleed For My Cause"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1PaTK6tcUk"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Can we, as a species, rename chicken tenders ''mmmmm.''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "fuck i love DIX"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "Hongry blood"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "Ash's name is now Subway and their nationality is ''melt'' sorry i dont make the rules"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theobold boldbold",
            "text" : "evening broth is whatever you want it to be"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Bunches \ud83d\udc30\u2764",
            "text" : "HOLD UP I SAW SOMETHING ON MY FA FEED EARLIER"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Pot symbolism on the left!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Is that me? I don't feel like that's me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "You'll both be inside of each other, like some kind of fetishistic Klein bottle"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "i\u2019m at work and this pirate band won\u2019t stop smoking weed in the bathroom in between takes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "but next time for shit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Time is a nice idea"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "I broke the yiff combo"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Practice makes murrfect"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theobold boldbold",
            "text" : "that's ok pal i don't blame anyone for only worrying about how to make their own face not bleed lol"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "goombas are the most fuckable enemy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Imagine if those targeted T-shirts on Facebook started listening your fursona species as well"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "hagrid has never fucked"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "What elder did in mm mi"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Please ignore the testicle"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Why scream when you can have a mouth and ice cream"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "bologna scanguy",
            "text" : "gonna try and get bac into a rhythm of art stuff during the day but evenings ill def be free to shit"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Vinny",
            "text" : "It's like the end of Super Metroid, but with kisses. And suicide pacts."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theobold boldbold",
            "text" : "Don't associate me with that harlot [Phil]."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "phil's a pimp now, confirmed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "what's your word-sona?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "cinema dave",
            "text" : "you know when you descrive youswlf as ''my mum and the bride's dad have similar parents'' because you forgot thw word\n''cousins''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "get outta the way it;s jazz time"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "cinema dave",
            "text" : "Oh, I've disassembled my pickle."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Vinny Caravella",
            "text" : "Hyperbolic Dab Chamber"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theobold boldbold",
            "text" : "give porn ted. give porn ted give porn ted\nundededun dun dun de de dun dundun\ngive porn ted. give porn ted give porn ted\nundededun dun dun de de dun dundun"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "cinema dave",
            "text" : "what if ''Is Ash gay?'' became synonymous with ''Is the sky blue?''\nlike ''Hey, do you wanna grab a Subway?'' ''Dude, is Ash gay?'' and then subway happens"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "cinema dave",
            "text" : "hey so i just accidentally sent my girlfriend a selfie of me in bed with the caption ''NIGHT SHIT''"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "cinema dave",
            "text" : "if you try that\nyou're going to have a bad time\nhaha hey get ig\nbecause I'm sans undertale!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "cinema dave",
            "text" : "im bones\n*because im sans undertale*\nim having a great time"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "SimpleFlips",
            "text" : "Wow, I found an even gayer version of the jail I was already in."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "the hemptress",
            "text" : "which is why i take no issue with interpreting god as a big tiddy goth woman"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "Licorice loaf."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theobold boldbold",
            "text" : "Licorice \u2014 And I can not stress this enough \u2014 *loaf*."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Squeed"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "The dragon vapes, and it's fucking cool."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "Anime is cool now."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "*Who wants blue spiders???*"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "*tips hat* m'boobies"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "Guy Fieri gave me pot and then he fist bumped me."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Bunches \ud83d\udc30\u2764",
            "text" : "naruto yiff"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "Bunches \ud83d\udc30\u2764",
            "text" : "It takes a while for the word to spread that there's a clown."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theohube the baby",
            "text" : "Making a doom wad based on my dad"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "my favourite christmas song is the fucking trap remix of Walking In The Air that plays three times a day at work"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Tobi do you want to be a furry and we will fuck that is fine"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Bucket seems like he'd be hard to fuck without a giant penis\nNot because of the size of his hole"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "Casey",
            "text" : "I feel like I'm a bit traditional when it comes to dragon relationships. They can be interracial - no problem, but domestic violence between dragons cannot be policed. Just let 'em bout I say.  Actually, domestic violence is a part of dragon culture (eg. Xorvintaal), and to judge that would be culturally insensitive."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "i've never seen a pretty penis"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "tob",
            "text" : "I'm gay for my gf"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Branches \ud83e\udd8c\u2764",
            "text" : "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Warp Drive"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "CaseyPasey",
            "text" : "Alright, rule number one \u2014 AAH: Always Attack Hubish."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "Last Team Standing is the one with the man with the arms in his air, right?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "Hatsune Mike is the only Jesus *I* worship"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_id" : "64598978380955648",
            "author_name" : "sprite",
            "text" : "I yiffed it and I spliffed it"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "Can I put weed in this to make weed ducks??"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "CaseyPasey",
            "text" : "Yes, my sexual fantasy is to be crushed by a two-story Goofy."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "you're such a fuckin' weirdo ash"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "186902083021045762",
            "author_name" : "sam",
            "text" : "jizz is the superior art form"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "162712755445432321",
            "author_name" : "Trikitiger",
            "text" : "SPANK ME SPUNKY"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "mistletober",
            "text" : "Your horniness is valid"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Me and that fuckin huge man"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "mistletober",
            "text" : "All the piss is mine\nI am the piss king"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "mistletober",
            "text" : "I legit for a sec thought Mad-Eye Moody was called One-eyed Willie"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "My chest is a Flat-Earther :c"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "cat emoji",
            "text" : "You know I'm sensitive about my lack of nerves!"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "CaseyPasey",
            "text" : "Anyone in here ever try astral projection? Hmu. Hair and makeup."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "Like I know why but, why?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch",
            "text" : "Also unrelated but foxes are so loud when they fuck"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "Ah, my hands turned off"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "I'm like Oprah but with docker containers"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "Luke was Dark's father."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "Matt Kessler",
            "text" : "Seafood is just Bloodborne on a plate"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "the hemptress",
            "text" : "I always name them, because it's always interesting to see a pop-up window and uh, 'Fart Ballsack' is losing you money."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "It's like going to a bar named 'Stabby Mugs-You McKnife's Flesh Wound Bar' and being really confused when you get stabbed there"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "The children's book, 'Danny the Dickstealer'?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily",
            "text" : "[Hitler3 Killing Spree], my favourite Dr Seuss novel."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "526133265334140930",
            "author_name" : "Billdozer/Art",
            "text" : "You mean [your catchphrase is] not 'Beep beep, let me suck your dick'?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "159071956161789962",
            "author_name" : "Lionel Stephenson",
            "text" : "EverQuest is not a good game."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch",
            "text" : "but I'm down for nut gack"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "I think one time it was like transformers and Snoopy but they were out of both so I ate my nugs in boredom"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "CaseyPasey",
            "text" : "You don't need smarts to procreate. Only genitals."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "217865688868585473",
            "author_name" : "CaseyPasey",
            "text" : "You don't need smarts to drive. Only genitals."
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "It was like I turned astral projection into a shitpost, basically"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "A sleigh",
            "text" : "What, you mean it's not normal to introduce yourself to strangers with piss oceans?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Lily/Neu",
            "text" : "I do like the look of actors in banana costumes"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_name" : "Neu",
            "text" : "don't put weyos on waffles"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch",
            "text" : "still get it spell fuccyou"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch",
            "text" : "You're just inventing vegan tentacle porn"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theohube the baby",
            "text" : "wind fish dummy thicc"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "the hemptress",
            "text" : "dick bridge build *organs*"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_id" : "104004382516867072",
            "author_name" : "theohube the baby",
            "text" : "boston dynamics trynna get that raybussy"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "78316152614301696",
            "author_name" : "lil gay",
            "text" : "he's the community puppet; we've all had our fist up his ass"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "the hemptress",
            "text" : "phil isnt used goods, his ass is as good as any other"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "Big Gay",
            "text" : "If I don't get free shit, that's homophobic"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : null,
            "author_name" : "0CTO4STY",
            "text" : "wait, is [Hank Hill] a rabbid"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_name" : "glitch",
            "text" : "i just wanna be a regular slimegirl uwu"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "104679344806309888",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "big gay",
            "text" : "I feel like I'm the only person who is responsible with mechanical children"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "big gay",
            "text" : "Nah I'd be a human. What kind of weirdo would want to be an animal?"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "the hemptress",
            "text" : "i hope ted goes to hell"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_id" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "you may kiss the bridge"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "64612757739147264",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "big gay",
            "text" : "I mean if you want a can crack open a couple of Adderall and build it in like half an hour\nI'm sorry I'm being the embodiment of a shitepost right now by the way"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "big gay",
            "text" : "Yeah but you can't yiff a VR for real"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
            "author_id" : "49345026618036224",
            "author_name" : "big gay",
            "text" : "I *will* suck dick for chicken nuggets, don't even try me"
        },
        {
            "added_by" : "49288117307310080",
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            "author_name" : "Neu",
            "text" : "You're not at risk, you're just of rain."
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            "text" : "Holy shitcows."
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            "author_name" : "CaseyPasey",
            "text" : "It doesn't matter whether you have skin or not. God still loves you."
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            "text" : "discord is just run by assholes"
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            "text" : "Real gamers eat the controller"
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            "author_name" : "hubed up ready to hube",
            "text" : "baba is booey"
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            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
            "author_name" : "the hemptress",
            "text" : "every time i cum, a clown is there"
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            "author_name" : "big gay",
            "text" : "Every time I cum in a girl I laugh like a clown"
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            "text" : "dabs are the battle royale of weed"
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            "author_id" : "190729135771877376",
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            "text" : "i am xaluxt"
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            "text" : "Brass knuckles are like finger lingerie\nLike a chastity belt for your knucles"
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            "author_name" : "Phil \u26a1",
            "text" : "that makes me think of a cat in military garb, and then hitler cat"
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            "text" : "Oh, the tops aren't sticky. Just the bottoms."
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            "text" : "Sometimes people name their cats, like just, people names. And that's just stupid."
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