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15358: |-
"And the flamingos said, ‘Get out of our nest—we can't be seen with the likes of you!' So, the griffin ate them."
—Azeworai, "The Ugly Bird"
14490: |-
"Hold your position Leave doubt for the dying!"
—Tahngarth of the Weatherlight
16438: |-
Up and down,
over and through,
back around—
the joke's on you.
15445: '"Ahh! Opposable digits!"'
14538: |-
"Leviathan, too! Can you catch him with a fish-hook or run a line round his tongue?"
—The Bible, Job 41:1
14753: |-
Storm crow descending, winter unending.
Storm crow departing, summer is starting.
14521: |-
"No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings."
—William Blake,
The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
16437: |-
" . . . When the trees bow down their heads,
The wind is passing by."
—Christina Rossetti,
"Who Has Seen the Wind?"
14561: |-
A rhino's bargain
—Femeref expression meaning
"a situation with no choices"
11233: |-
"Strength it has, but at the cost of a continuous supply of energy. Such failure can bear only one result."
—Execution order of Endrek Sahr,
master breeder
16629: '"Angels are simply extensions of truth upon the fabric of life—and there is
far more dark than light." —Baron Sengir'
14604: |-
"But I signed nothing!"
—Taraneh, Suq'Ata mage
16627: |-
"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,
Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;
It had been strange, even in a dream,
To have seen those dead men rise."
—Samuel Coleridge,
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
16441: |-
"The shamans? Ha! They are craven cows not capable of true magic."
—Irini Sengir
11212: |-
"Why do we trade with those despicable elves? You don't live in forests, you burn them!"
—Avram Garrisson,
Leader of the Knights of Stromgald
14648: |-
"If your blood doesn't run hot, I will make it run in the sands!"
—Maraxus of Keld
14626: |-
"The spirit of the flame is the spirit of change."
—Lovisa Coldeyes,
Balduvian chieftain
11303: |-
"O! it is excellent / To have a giant's strength, but it is tyrannous / To use it like a giant."
—William Shakespeare,
Measure for Measure
14618: |-
"From down here we can make the whole wall collapse!"
"Uh, yeah, boss, but how do we get out?"
15415: |-
"When you're a goblin, you don't have to step forward to be a hero—everyone else just has to step back!"
—Biggum Flodrot, goblin veteran
15417: '"Next!"'
15421: '"Goblins bred underground, their numbers hidden from the enemy until it was
too late." -Sarpadian Empires, vol. IV'
11340: '"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They''re
dead." -Jaya Ballard, task mage'
14611: |-
"Hi! ni! ya! Behold the man of flint, that's me! / Four lightnings zigzag from me, strike and return."
—Navajo war chant
11476: |-
"I fear anything with teeth measured in handspans!"
—Norin the Wary
14717: |-
"Did clouds dance in his eyes,
did thorns play at his fingertips?"
—Shesul Fass, faerie bard
14716: '"I tell you, there was so many arrows flying about you couldn''t hardly see
the sun. So I says to young Angus, ‘Well, at least now we''re fighting in the shade!''"'
14715: |-
Spring follows winter
—Elvish expression meaning
"all things pass"
14770: |-
". . . The magician drew a ring off his finger . . . , saying: ‘It is a talisman against all evil, so long as you obey me.'"
—The Arabian Nights,
Junior Classics trans.
11195: |-
". . . Our castle's strength
Will laugh a siege to scorn."
—William Shakespeare,
Macbeth
26843: |-
"North and South meet and angels sing.
Voices resound with a righteous ring."
—"The Ballad of the Paladins"
30168: |-
"For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise."
—Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
"Kubla Khan"
13065: |-
"Even in the darkest night
Stars and angels still shine bright."
—Onean children's rhyme
27115: |-
"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards."
—Lewis Carroll,
Through the Looking Glass
11182: |-
"Returne from whence ye came. . . ."
—Edmund Spenser,
The Faerie Queene
13075: |-
"How many people can you save in that thing?"
"All of them," replied the mage with a smile.
11304: |-
Like arguing with ice
—Vodalian expression meaning
"wasting your time"
13172: |-
Storm crow descending, winter unending.
Storm crow departing, summer is starting.
25558: |-
Why not ask the winds?
—Tolarian expression meaning
"Who knows?"
13039: |-
"But high she shoots through air and light,
Above all low delay,
Where nothing earthly bounds her flight,
Nor shadow dims her way."
—Thomas Moore,
"Oh that I had Wings"
14754: |-
"Hence ‘banishèd' is banished from the world, / And the world's exile is death."
—William Shakespeare,
Romeo and Juliet
11246: |-
"The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, they never surrender, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off."
—Nevinyrral,
Necromancer's Handbook
12957: |-
"East and West meet and angels cry.
Unholy power darkens the sky."
—"The Ballad of the Paladins"
11377: |-
"Brackish water, dark and blind
Heed my will, to you I bind."
—Opening passage of Leshrac's Rite
27588: |-
"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,
Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;
It had been strange, even in a dream,
To have seen those dead men rise."
—Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
25673: |-
"From the snowy slopes of Kaelor,
To the canyons of Bandu,
We drink and fight and feast and die
As we were born to do."
—Balduvian tavern song
13053: |-
"A flash of the lightning, a break of the wave,
He passes from life to his rest in the grave."
—William Knox, "Mortality"
15812: |-
"Ready . . . aim . . . fire"
"Ow"
11582: |-
"For what are leaves but countless blades
To fight a countless foe on high."
—Elvish hymn
12963: |-
"Bet you can't put it through the eye."
"Left or right?"
11302: |-
Watching the spider's web
—Llanowar expression meaning
"focusing on the wrong thing"
12999: |-
And would you strip the bark from a treefolk?
—Elvish expression meaning
"Are you crazy?"
25586: |-
"May the winds blow till they have wakened death. . . ."
—William Shakespeare,
Othello
25660: |-
"Knowledge is power."
—Sir Francis Bacon,
Meditationes Sacrae
25656: |-
It doesn't think. It doesn't feel.
It doesn't laugh or cry.
All it does from dusk till dawn
Is make the soldiers die.
—Onean children's rhyme
25657: |-
Never forget your feet
—Elvish expression meaning
"watch your step"
45230: |-
"But high she shoots through air and light,
Above all low delay,
Where nothing earthly bounds her flight,
Nor shadow dims her way."
—Thomas Moore, "Oh that I had Wings"
45301: |-
"Ha, banishment? Be merciful, say ‘death,'
For exile hath more terror in his look,
Much more than death."
—William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
45329: |-
"Neither could I forget what I had read of these pits—that the sudden extinction of life formed no part of their most horrible plan."
—Edgar Allan Poe,
"The Pit and the Pendulum"
45337: |-
"Of all the tyrannies on humane kind
The worst is that which persecutes the mind."
—John Dryden,
"The Hind and the Panther"
45294: |-
"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,
Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;
It had been strange, even in a dream,
To have seen those dead men rise."
—Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
45345: |-
"From the snowy slopes of Kaelor,
To the canyons of Bandu,
We drink and fight and feast and die
As we were born to do."
—Balduvian tavern song
45375: |-
"Pound the steel until it fits.
Doesn't work? Bash to bits."
—Dwarven forging song
45349: |-
"A flash of the lightning, a break of the wave,
He passes from life to his rest in the grave."
—William Knox, "Mortality"
45442: |-
"For what are leaves but countless blades
To fight a countless foe on high."
—Elvish hymn
45408: |-
Watching the spider's web
—Llanowar expression meaning
"focusing on the wrong thing"
45420: |-
"One touch of nature makes the whole world kin."
—William Shakespeare,
Troilus and Cressida
45450: |-
To renew the land, plow the land.
To destroy the land, do nothing.
—Druids' saying
45485: |-
"Hup, two, three, four,
Dunno how to count no more."
—Mogg march
45481: |-
"A good deal of tyranny goes by the name of protection."
—Crystal Eastman,
"Equality or Protection"
45467: |-
Step 1: Find your cousin.
Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.
Step 3: Find another cousin.
45471: |-
It doesn't think. It doesn't feel.
It doesn't laugh or cry.
All it does from dusk till dawn
Is make the soldiers die.
—Onean children's rhyme
45280: |-
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
—William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
45187: |-
"Over the silver mountains,
Where spring the nectar fountains,
There will I kiss
The bowl of bliss;
And drink my everlasting fill. . . ."
—Sir Walter Raleigh, "The Pilgrimage"
45176: |-
To outrace the griffin
—Kipamu expression meaning
"to do the impossible"
83203: |-
It doesn't think. It doesn't feel.
It doesn't laugh or cry.
All it does from dusk till dawn
Is make the soldiers die.
—Onean children's rhyme
83033: |-
"Hup, two, three, four,
Dunno how to count no more."
83167: '"Guess where I''m gonna plant this!"'
83105: |-
Watching the spider's web
—Llanowar expression meaning
"focusing on the wrong thing"
83069: |-
"For what are leaves but countless blades
To fight a countless foe on high."
—Elvish hymn
84541: |-
"Earth's increase, foison plenty,
Barns and garners never empty:
Vines with clust'ring bunches growing;
Plants with goodly burden bowing."
—William Shakespeare, The Tempest
83150: |-
"A flash of the lightning, a break of the wave,
He passes from life to his rest in the grave."
—William Knox, "Mortality"
83145: '"Catch!"'
83054: |-
"Pound the steel until it fits.
Doesn't work? Bash to bits."
—Dwarven forging song
83001: |-
"From the snowy slopes of Kaelor,
To the canyons of Bandu,
We drink and fight and feast and die
As we were born to do."
—Balduvian tavern song
83292: |-
"Rats, rats, rats! Hundreds, thousands, millions of them, and every one a life."
—Bram Stoker, Dracula
83247: |-
"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,
Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;
It had been strange, even in a dream,
To have seen those dead men rise."
—Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
83199: |-
"Of all the tyrannies on humane kind
The worst is that which persecutes the mind."
—John Dryden,
"The Hind and the Panther"
83204: |-
"Neither could I forget what I had read of these pits—that the sudden extinction of life formed no part of their most horrible plan."
—Edgar Allan Poe,
"The Pit and the Pendulum"
83046: |-
"Ha, banishment? Be merciful, say ‘death,'
For exile hath more terror in his look,
Much more than death."
—William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
84659: |-
"No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells, / Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs,— / The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells."
—Wilfred Owen,
"Anthem for Doomed Youth"
83334: |-
"But high she shoots through air and light,
Above all low delay,
Where nothing earthly bounds her flight,
Nor shadow dims her way."
—Thomas Moore, "Oh that I had Wings"
84141: |-
"If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow, will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday?"
—Temporal Manipulation 101 final exam,
Tolarian Academy
83446: |-
"Who's the crazy one now!?"
—Torgle, mountaintop boatmaker
83165: |-
Follow the pathmage
—Otarian expression meaning
"escape quickly"
83039: |-
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
—William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
83084: |-
Little dreamt could seem so cruel
As waiting for the wings outspread,
The jagged teeth, the burning eyes,
And dagger-claws that clench to nerves.
83240: |-
"Over the silver mountains,
Where spring the nectar fountains,
There will I kiss
The bowl of bliss;
And drink my everlasting fill. . . ."
—Sir Walter Raleigh, "The Pilgrimage"
84552: |-
"The hour of your redemption is here. . . . Rally to me. . . . rise and strike. Strike at every favorable opportunity. For your homes and hearths, strike!"
—General Douglas MacArthur,
to the people of the Philippines
83121: |-
"The day of Spirits; my soul's calm retreat / Which none disturb!"
—Henry Vaughan, "The Night"
83962: |-
"Don't look at it! Maybe it'll go away!"
—Ib Halfheart, goblin tactician
129502: |-
"Hup, two, three, four,
Dunno how to count no more."
135282: |-
"Let the forest spread! From salt, stone, and fen, let the new trees rise."
—Molimo, maro-sorcerer
129642: '"Guess where I''m gonna plant this!"'
135186: |-
"Bet you can't put it through the eye."
"Left or right?"
129534: |-
"For what are leaves but countless blades
To fight a countless foe on high."
—Elvish hymn
106473: |-
"Some goblins are expendable. Some are impossible to get rid of. But he's both—at the same time!"
—Starke
134748: '"I got it! I got it! I—"'
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"A flash of the lightning, a break of the wave,
He passes from life to his rest in the grave."
—William Knox, "Mortality"
129620: '"Catch!"'
129579: |-
"Boss told us to try and train 'em. Trained it to attack—it ate Flugg. Trained it to run fast—it got away. Success!"
—Dlig, goblin spelunker
129522: |-
"Pound the steel until it fits.
Doesn't work? Bash to bits."
—Dwarven forging song
129718: |-
"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,
Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;
It had been strange, even in a dream,
To have seen those dead men rise."
—Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
129596: |-
"Hmm . . . It looks kinda like a bug. Let's crack it open an' see if it tastes like one!"
—Squee, goblin cabin hand
129908: |-
"Nature? Fire? Bah! Both are chaotic and difficult to control. Ice is structured, latticed, light as a feather, massive as a glacier. In ice, there is power!"
—Heidar, Rimewind master
134758: |-
Follow the pathmage
—Otarian expression meaning
"escape quickly"
129912: |-
"The White Shield is not the burnished metal you lash to your forearm but the conviction that burns in your chest."
—Lucilde Fiksdotter,
leader of the Order of the White Shield
130528: |-
"No doubt the arbiters would put you away, after all the documents are signed. But I will have justice now!"
—Alovnek, Boros guildmage
191059: |-
"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"No."
190555: |-
"The beauty of mental attacks is that your victims never remember them."
—Volrath
190192: |-
"Death is no excuse for disobedience."
—Liliana Vess
190190: |-
"Blood is constant. Every drop I drink, someone must bleed."
—Vradeen, vampire nocturnus
190537: |-
"You know I accept only one currency here, and yet you have sought me out. Why now do you hesitate?"
—Xathrid demon
191343: |-
"In the drowsy dark cave of the mind, dreams build their nest with fragments dropped from day's caravan."
—Rabindranath Tagore
190546: |-
"Born under the moon, the second child will stumble on temptation and seek power in the dark places of the heart."
—Codex of the Constellari
190545: |-
"Phirax of Blood Ridge has sent a war giant at us? What, do I have to spell it out for you? Kill the giant, scoop out its skull, and drive it back to Blood Ridge. Honestly, what kind of necromancer minions are you?"
—Keren-Dur, necromancer lord
191082: |-
"Rage courses in every heart, yearning to betray its rational prison."
—Sarkhan Vol
191090: |-
"Those who wish to invade our monastery, please take it up with my servant."
—Chandra Nalaar
191073: |-
"Let the gray-hairs keep their ravens and drakes. My familiar will be a reflection of me: bloodthirsty, with a predator's instinct."
—Taivang, barbarian warlord
193741: |-
"Rage is a dangerous weapon. Your enemies will try to use your anger against you. Use it against them first."
—Ajani Goldmane
191054: |-
"A flash of the lightning, a break of the wave,
He passes from life to his rest in the grave."
—William Knox, "Mortality"
193748: |-
"I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges."
—Kamahl, pit fighter
191081: |-
"What do they see in the throes of panic? I'm not sure I want to know."
—Kezim, prodigal pyromancer
194425: |-
"Who'd want to ignite things one at a time?"
—Chandra Nalaar
191095: |-
"Life up here is simple. Adapt to the ways of the mountains and they will reward you. Fight them and they will end you."
—Kezim, prodigal pyromancer
191063: |-
"Kill the queen first, or we'll be fighting her drones forever. It is not in a queen's nature to have enough servants."
—Borzard, exterminator captain
189915: |-
"I've seen the fully grown ones tear a baloth to gory ribbons in seconds."
—Kivi, thornberry harvester
189883: |-
"The centaurs are truly free. Never will they be tamed by temptation or controlled by fear. They live in total harmony, a feat not yet achieved by our kind."
—Ramal, sage of Westgate
191317: |-
From Gaea grew the world, and the world was silent. From Gaea grew the world's elves, and the world was silent no more.
—Elvish teaching
189919: |-
"I fear no army or beast, but only the morning fog. Our assault can survive everything else."
—Lord Hilneth
191394: |-
"Do not fire upon it—it is bad luck. And a waste of arrows."
—Alera Benath, Kalonian ranger
189878: |-
One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.
—Llanowar penalty for trespassing
191316: |-
May your weapon be no sword forged. May your armor be no metal wrought.
—Elvish saying
189921: |-
"I can't claim to hunt all creatures. There are some things in the jungle that simply can't be hunted."
—Garruk Wildspeaker
189922: |-
"When the beast cloaks itself in the mighty oak, what good is a bow? When the oak wraps itself around the snarling beast, what good is a hatchet?"
—Dionus, elvish archdruid
189900: |-
"The desire for its magic horn inspires such bloodthirsty greed that all who see the unicorn will kill to possess it."
—Dionus, elvish archdruid
189899: |-
"Sometimes I wonder if our weapons and armor are a step backward."
—Soron, rhox pikemaster
191596: |-
"We don't like interlopers and thieves cluttering our skies."
—Dionus, elvish archdruid
191339: |-
"My masterpiece is complete—and so shall be my triumph."
—Saldrath, master artificer
191338: |-
"Everything the wise woman learned she wrote in a book, and when the pages were black with ink, she took white ink and began again."
—Karn, silver golem
189904: |-
"It's a vicious circle. Stress breeds pain. Pain breeds stress. It's simply beautiful, wouldn't you agree?"
—Vradeen, vampire nocturnus
190580: |-
"Don't worry. I'm not going to deprive you of all your secrets. Just your most precious one."
—Liliana Vess
190552: |-
"The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off."
—Nevinyrral, Necromancer's Handbook
190559: |-
"Stop complaining. You can rest when you're dead. Oh—sorry."
—Liliana Vess
193745: |-
"This is how wars are won—not with armies of soldiers but with a single knife blade, artfully placed."
—Yurin, royal assassin
190160: |-
"I welcome it. The pasture is cleared of weeds and the wolves are frozen solid."
—Lumi, goatherd
190177: |-
"The educated mind is heavy with lore and knowledge. It's also the most likely to collapse under its own weight."
—Ambassador Laquatus
189910: |-
"The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are."
—Teferi, fourth-level student
190186: |-
"I give them dreams so wondrous that they hesitate to return to the world of the conscious."
—Garild, merfolk mage
189892: |-
"The construction of a defense is not accomplished by adding bricks."
—Jace Beleren
190197: |-
"Why fight the body when you can dominate the mind that rules it?"
—Jace Beleren
193743: |-
"Humanity has always envied the power of flight. So we took it."
—Scytha, aeromage
189897: |-
"Illusion is a handy but fragile medium. Use it only in a pinch, or against the dim-witted."
—Jace Beleren
190556: |-
"All consciousness is one, separated only by a thin veil of the physical."
—Jace Beleren
190168: |-
"Your downfall was not your ignorance, your weakness, or your hubris, but your warm blood."
—Heidar, Rimewind master
189876: |-
"I'm one masterpiece away from ruling this pathetic world."
—Saldrath, master artificer
190172: |-
"The key to unlocking this puzzle is within you."
—Doriel, mentor of Mistral Isle
190171: |-
"If it has a brain, even a primitive one, we can most surely scramble it."
—Garild, merfolk mage
189894: |-
"The ground polluted floats with human gore,
And human carnage taints the dreadful shore
Fly swift the dangerous coast: let every ear
Be stopp'd against the song! 'tis death to hear!"
—Homer, The Odyssey, trans. Pope
6126: |-
"If we cannot live proudly, we die so!"
—Eladamri, Lord of Leaves
6163: '"In Barrin''s name!" cried Lyna as Hanna''s sword passed through her, "Ertai
sends word that the portal is open-but not for long!"'
6055: |-
"Read the roots tell the tale
Future forms in waving weeds
Higher than truth is hope."
—Rootwater Saga
5273: |-
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
5709: |-
"He has returned. He who brought the dark ones. He who poisoned our paradise. How shall we greet him? With swift and certain death!"
—Radiant, archangel
12367: |-
"Our Mother! The sky was Her hair; the sun, Her face. She danced on the grass and in the hills."
—Song of All, canto 23
13001: '"I wrecked your metal guy, boss. But look! I made you an ashtray."'
12947: '"Catch!"'
9689: Keep off the glass. —Hydra warning sign
8831: '"Wonderful! You got a lion on your first try. Now put it back."'
8805: A landslide of goblins poured toward the defenders—tumbling, rolling, and bouncing
their way down the steep hillside.
5543: |-
"It only short jump. You go first."
"AIIIEEEE!"
"Hmm . . . we go different way now."
5541: '"If you kids don''t stop that racket, I''m turning this expedition around right
now!"'
5627: |-
"Father of Machines! Your filigree gaze carves us, and the scars dance upon our grateful flesh."
—Phyrexian Scriptures
7817: '". . . But I''m not tired!"'
5729: |-
"The clouds came alive and dove to the earth! Hooves flashed among the dark army, who fled before the spectacle of fury."
—Song of All, canto 211
5823: Titania rewards all those who honor the forest by making them a living part
of it.
5577: |-
"How could you not hear it approach? It's a hippo!"
—Argivian commander
5862: In Argoth, the shortest path between two points is the one the swine make.
15257: |-
"Stop thinking like an artificer, Urza, and start thinking like a father!"
—Rayne, Academy Chancellor
10500: "\"Thorn bushes spring up wherever the army has passed. Lean years follow in
the wake of a great war.\" \n—Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching (trans. Feng and English)"
10624: Confronting Cao Cao's army at Steepslope Bridge, Zhang Fei bellowed, "I am
Zhang Fei of Yan! Who dares fight me to the death?" Cao Cao's army cowered and fled.
10489: Liu Bei lost many men at the battle of Runan because of his lack of strategy.
It wasn't until he met Kongming that he began to truly succeed as a leader.
10686: Zhao Zilong was a brave and noble warrior. Twice he rescued Liu Bei's son,
Liu Shan.
10623: At Red Cliffs, Kongming and Zhou Yu each wrote his plan for defeating the Wei
on the palm of his hand. They laughed as they both revealed the same word, "Fire."
10515: Frustrated with Cao Cao's control of the imperial court, Emporer Xian secretly
issued an edict condemning him, using his own blood as ink.
13831: '"A splendid talent, admired of all men! His folly lay in serving Cao Cao''s
power."'
10609: |-
"A man, and such a fool! I, a woman, will fight them for you."
—Lady Zhurong to her husband Meng Huo, before leading an army against the Shu
213807: |-
"Use everything. Iron, rust, scrap . . . even the ground must join our cause."
—Ezuri, renegade leader
198394: |-
"Murasan hurdas were too aggressive to tolerate a harness, so we put them on guard duty. Now the bandits can't get within spitting distance of us."
—Bruse Tarl, Goma Fada nomad
152988: |-
"Curse these merrows and their meddling! Since coming near the river, I can't so much as sneeze without being soaked."
—Ashling the Pilgrim
152539: More, more, more!
158766: |-
"Terrible wind. It whipped sparks into our skin, then stoked them even hotter!"
—Bowen, Barrenton guardcaptain
139480: '"The changing kind suffers as we do. We must join as one to quench our tyrants!"'
146169: '"How do the vinebred feel? Fah! We do not ask the puppet how it feels when
the puppeteer bids it dance."'
142359: Auntie excitedly held up the squalling newborn. "This one looks like Byoog!
Maybe he'll tell us what he saw and felt in the beyond."
121218: |-
"Nature? Fire? Bah! Both are chaotic and difficult to control. Ice is structured, latticed, light as a feather, massive as a glacier. In ice, there is power!"
—Heidar, Rimewind master
121147: '"The umber stain of the Thaw will be bleached away. Once again the world
will be sharp, white, perfect!"'
113542: '"I lead my horde to the northwest. I won''t return until the ice wizards
fall and their fiendish contraptions are crushed!"'
130686: '"Hrrngh! Someday I''m going to hurl this . . . er . . . roll this . . . hrrngh
. . . nudge this boulder right down a cliff."'
136040: |-
"Take care what you offer the ignus. Food, perhaps. Coins. But nothing flammable!"
—Stovic, village eccentric
136151: |-
"Whip the Xs! Pinch the Os!
What we're building, no one knows!"
130670: '"Dance, and bring forth the coil! It is an umbilical to Gaea herself, fattening
us with the earth''s rich bounty."'
96891: |-
"Diametrically opposing energies in self-sealed plasmodermic bubbles make great pets!"
—Trivaz, Izzet mage
97207: '"Take the bridge, men! Victory! Victory! is ou— Retreat! RETREAT"'
96952: '"(Z->)90° - (E-N²W)90°t=1"'
97204: |-
"I ran the experiment through the brain of a schizophrenic lab-goblin. My burners' flames fell asleep while the beakers jumped about and shattered. Success!"
—Myznar, Izzet psychomancer
97222: |-
"The sky isn't falling—it's being thrown at us!"
—Otak, Tin Street shopkeep
107693: |-
"Crush them!"
—Borborygmos
107098: |-
"Steering apparatus?! What for? Rip it out, sharpen it, and lash it to the front!"
—Ktank, Gruul plowmaster
96970: |-
"This palace will be our fire-spit, and roasted prince our victory meal. Send in the torch-pigs!"
—Ghut Rak, Gruul guildmage
96960: '"Rauck-Chauv''s like a holiday! Only it isn''t on the calendars, and instead
of dancing you knock people flat, and instead of giving gifts you break stuff."'
97190: |-
"Our fealty to guilds dooms us. The old gods shall resurface. Our skins will wave upon the guild-masts over emptied streets, and our bones will clatter in the wind."
—Ilromov, traveling storyteller
96906: '"But then . . . oh, but . . . which means . . . which would lead to . . .
exactly!"'
97218: |-
"Drakes? Bah! Things that breathe don't interest me. It breathes fire, you say? Well, that's a different story!"
—Zataz, Izzet clockwork artificer
97229: |-
"It's easy to see why those Gruul dirtbags follow him—the only orders he gives are ‘Crush them!' and ‘We eat!'"
—Teysa
89044: '"Let the song of Selesnya be heard above the rhythm of our thundering hordes!"'
83611: |-
"Hear that? Those notes mean we've arrived at Sunhome! Let our allies' hearts soar and our enemies' hearts shatter at the sound!"
—Klattic, Boros legionnaire
113553: |-
"They're still here?! The cockroach may have finally met its match."
—Teferi
108823: |-
"Great books are meant to be read, then read again backwards or upside down!"
—Ettovard, Tolarian archivist
83811: "\"Edahlis, what is that thing? We should have stayed in Yavimaya . . . .\"
\n—Aznaph, greenseeker"
126278: '"Behold! The image of the enemy and all that she has. Trust your envy, and
take it."'
113618: |-
"The day is mine! I sent three such creatures against my foe, then watched as my magefire popped her soldiers like overripe spleenfruits."
—Dobruk the Unstable, pyromancer
114912: '"Everybody but me—CHARGE!"'
114902: |-
"Crispy! Scarback! Load another volcano-ball."
—Stumphobbler Thuj, Orcish captain
118870: '"Obey!"'
19689: '"No, I insist—let *me* carry all that heavy jewelry."'
19585: '"Tonight, madam, it''s your money *and* your life."'
21773: 'The Saprazzans excel at both tactics: hit *and* run.'
19667: Successful delivery is *not* guaranteed.
19716: '"General?!" Tahngarth roared. "General *nuisance*, maybe."'
21278: '"If it ain''t broke, I''ll break it. If it *is* broke, I''ll fix it."'
21376: '"Sit. Heel! Down! HELP!"'
31807: It despises humans and squirrels and beasts and dwarves and cephalids . . .
well, it despises just about everything.
24559: '"To arms! To arms! The Lion roars!"'
24582: '"Ogg hit wall. Ogg no kill wall. Ogg hate wall!"'
24580: '"We outnumber them! Charge! Charge! Hey, where''d you guys go? Retreat! Retreat!"'
20396: '"Join the army, see foreign countries!" they''d said.'
21048: |-
"Let's do it again!"
—Squee, goblin cabin hand
21029: '"No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings." —William Blake,
The Marriage of Heaven and Hell'
20380: |-
"Cursed be the sickly forms that err from honest Nature's rule!"
—Alfred, Lord Tennyson, "Locksley Hall"
21055: '"And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine; and the herd ran
violently . . . ." —The Bible, Mark 5:13'
107494: |-
"No doubt the arbiters would put you away, after all the documents are signed. But I will have justice now!"
—Alovnek, Boros guildmage
107254: '"You will do the thinking for the both of us!"'
107451: |-
"The victim bears the marks of the ‘Ktozok Impaler'. . . but he was executed years ago!"
—Gorev Hadszak, Wojek investigator
107337: |-
"The forward flame-kin are popping. We have incoming!"
—Svar, Boros signaler
107446: '"Start knockin'' heads, boys, and don''t stop ''til the ragamuffyn sings!"'
107598: |-
"Meat and eggs. We eat!"
—Borborygmos
107327: |-
"Ooh, shiny! Let's pull off the chain and take her with us."
—Ukl, Gruul raider, last words
125877: |-
"Blasted fishtails! It's not enough that they meddle with my head, but they twist my body as well."
—Tahngarth of the Weatherlight
122338: |-
"Learn to burn!"
—Institute of Arcane Studies motto
108862: |-
"If we cannot live proudly, we die so!"
—Eladamri, Lord of Leaves
109748: Harthag gave a jolly laugh as he surveyed the army before him. "Ho ho ho!
Midgets! You think you can stand in my way?"
74467: |-
"The Okiba Gang! Night-cursed thieves and assassins! I've had enough of their meddling! Triple the guard!"
—Marrow-Gnawer
84648: '"Soramaro speaks through me. Listen! And I will tell the wisdom of the ancestors."'
74187: |-
"Beware Adamaro! In him all pain and anger is perfected."
—Isao, Enlightened Bushi
74393: '"What part of ''hayaku ikee!'' did you not understand?"'
84711: '"Heart of Sokenzan, I call to you! Lend me your fire."'
179: |-
"What else, when chaos draws all forces inward to shape a single leaf."
—Conrad Aiken
180: '"And through the drifts the snowy cliffs/ Did send a dismal sheen:/ Nor shapes
of men nor beasts we ken—/ The ice was all between."/\n—Samuel Coleridge, "The Rime
of the Ancient Mariner"'
201: '"From up here we can drop rocks and arrows and more rocks!" "Uh, yeah boss,
but how do we get down?"'
218: We encountered a valley topped with immense boulders and eerie rock formations.
Suddenly one of these boulders toppled from its perch and sprouted gargantuan wings,
casting a shadow of darkness and sending us fleeing in terror.
261: |-
"‘Do you know, I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!' ‘Well, now that we have seen each other,' said the Unicorn, ‘if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.'"
—Lewis Carroll
24: "\"Some of the other guys dared me to touch it, but I knew it weren't no ordinary
hunk o' rock.\" \n—Norin the Wary"
81: |-
"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,/ Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;/ It had been strange, even in a dream,/ To have seen those dead men rise."/
—Samuel Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
112: Of royal blood among the spirits of the air, the Mahamoti Djinn rides on the
wings of the winds. As dangerous in the gambling hall as he is in battle, he is
a master of trickery and misdirection.
137: '"This ''standing windstorm'' can hold us off indefinitely? Ridiculous!" Saying
nothing, she put a pinch of salt on the table. With a bang she clapped her hands,
and the salt disappeared, blown away.'
147: I tell you, there was so many arrows flying about you couldn't hardly see the
sun. So I says to young Angus, "Well, at least now we're fighting in the shade!"
456: After years of training, the Druid becomes one with nature, drawing power from
the land and returning it when needed.
474: |-
"What else, when chaos draws all forces inward to shape a single leaf."
—Conrad Aiken
475: '"And through the drifts the snowy cliffs/ Did send a dismal sheen:/ Nor shapes
of men nor beasts we ken—/ The ice was all between."/\n—Samuel Coleridge, "The Rime
of the Ancient Mariner"'
496: '"From up here we can drop rocks and arrows and more rocks!" "Uh, yeah boss,
but how do we get down?"'
513: We encountered a valley topped with immense boulders and eerie rock formations.
Suddenly one of these boulders toppled from its perch and sprouted gargantuan wings,
casting a shadow of darkness and sending us fleeing in terror.
557: |-
"‘Do you know, I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!' ‘Well, now that we have seen each other,' said the Unicorn, ‘if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.'"
—Lewis Carroll
319: "\"Some of the other guys dared me to touch it, but I knew it weren't no ordinary
hunk o' rock.\" \n—Norin the Wary"
376: |-
"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,/ Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;/ It had been strange, even in a dream,/To have seen those dead men rise."/
—Samuel Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
407: Of royal blood among the spirits of the air, the Mahamoti Djinn rides on the
wings of the winds. As dangerous in the gambling hall as he is in battle, he is
a master of trickery and misdirection.
432: '"This ''standing windstorm'' can hold us off indefinitely? Ridiculous!" Saying
nothing, she put a pinch of salt on the table. With a bang she clapped her hands,
and the salt disappeared, blown away.'
442: I tell you, there was so many arrows flying about you couldn't hardly see the
sun. So I says to young Angus, "Well, at least now we're fighting in the shade!"
922: "\"Expect my visit when the darkness comes. The night I think is best for hiding
all.\" \n—Ouallada"
953: "\"When one wolf calls, others follow. Who wants to fight creatures that eat
scorpions?\" \n—Maimun al-Wyluli, Diary"
954: "\"When one wolf calls, others follow. Who wants to fight creatures that eat
scorpions?\" \n—Maimun al-Wyluli, Diary"
956: "\"When he reached the entrance of the cavern, he pronounced the words, ‘Open,
Sesame!'\" \n—The Arabian Nights, Junior Classics trans."
958: "\"Four things that never meet do here unite To shed my blood and to ravage my
heart, A radiant brow and tresses that beguile And rosy cheeks and a glittering
smile.\" \n—The Arabian Nights, trans. Haddawy"
959: "\"Four things that never meet do here unite To shed my blood and to ravage my
heart, A radiant brow and tresses that beguile And rosy cheeks and a glittering
smile.\" \n—The Arabian Nights, trans. Haddawy"
970: "On the day of victory no one is tired. \n—Arab proverb"
969: "On the day of victory no one is tired. \n—Arab proverb"
974: "\"We made tempestuous winds obedient to Solomon . . . And many of the devils
We also made obedient to him.\" \n—The Qur'an, 21:81"
977: "\"Whoever obeys God and His Prophet, fears God and does his duty to Him, will
surely find success.\" \n—The Qur'an, 24:52"
978: "\"Whoever obeys God and His Prophet, fears God and does his duty to Him, will
surely find success.\" \n—The Qur'an, 24:52"
979: "\"For my confession they burned me with fire And found that I was for endurance
made.\" \n—The Arabian Nights, trans. Haddawy"
981: "\"When elephants fight it is the grass that suffers.\" \n—Kikuyu Proverb"
982: "\"When elephants fight it is the grass that suffers.\" \n—Kikuyu Proverb"
901: "\"After these words the magician drew a ring off his finger, and put it on one
of Aladdin's, saying: 'It is a talisman against all evil, so long as you obey me.'\"
\n—The Arabian Nights, Junior Classics trans."
621: "\"Some of the other guys dared me to touch it, but I knew it weren't no ordinary
hunk o' rock.\" \n—Norin the Wary"
859: |-
"‘Do you know, I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!' ‘Well, now that we have seen each other,' said the Unicorn, ‘if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.'"
—Lewis Carroll
678: |-
"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,/ Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;/ It had been strange, even in a dream,/To have seen those dead men rise."/
—Samuel Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
709: Of royal blood among the spirits of the air, the Mahamoti Djinn rides on the
wings of the winds. As dangerous in the gambling hall as he is in battle, he is
a master of trickery and misdirection.
734: '"This ''standing windstorm'' can hold us off indefinitely? Ridiculous!" Saying
nothing, she put a pinch of salt on the table. With a bang she clapped her hands,
and the salt disappeared, blown away.'
744: I tell you, there was so many arrows flying about you couldn't hardly see the
sun. So I says to young Angus, "Well, at least now we're fighting in the shade!"
776: "\"What else, when chaos draws all forces inward to shape a single leaf.\" \n—Conrad
Aiken"
777: '"And through the drifts the snowy cliffs/ Did send a dismal sheen:/ Nor shapes
of men nor beasts we ken—/ The ice was all between."/\n—Samuel Coleridge, "The Rime
of the Ancient Mariner"'
798: '"From up here we can drop rocks and arrows and more rocks!" "Uh, yeah boss,
but how do we get down?"'
815: We encountered a valley topped with immense boulders and eerie rock formations.
Suddenly one of these boulders toppled from its perch and sprouted gargantuan wings,
casting a shadow of darkness and sending us fleeing in terror.
1165: "\". . . There was no trace/ Of aught on that illumined face. . .\" \n—Samuel
Coleridge, \"Phantom\""
1208: Of royal blood among the spirits of the air, the Mahamoti Djinn rides on the
wings of the winds. As dangerous in the gambling hall as he is in battle, he is
a master of trickery and misdirection.
1093: "\"After these words the magician drew a ring off his finger, and put it on
one of Aladdin's, saying: ‘It is a talisman against all evil, so long as you obey
me.'\" \n—The Arabian Nights, Junior Classics trans."
1356: '"‘Do you know, I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never
saw one alive before!'' ‘Well, now that we have seen each other,'' said the Unicorn,
‘if you''ll believe in me, I''ll believe in you.''"\n—Lewis Carroll'
1313: We encountered a valley topped with immense boulders and eerie rock formations.
Suddenly one of these boulders, toppled from its perch and sprouted gargantuan wings,
casting a shadow of darkness and sending us fleeing in terror.
1286: |-
"Work with zeal as hammers peal! Melt, anneal, and pound the steel!"
—Old Dwarvish forge-chant
1275: Everybody knows that to ward off trouble, you knock on wood. But usually it's
better to make a wall out of the wood and let trouble do the knocking.
1242: I tell you, there was so many arrows flying about you couldn't hardly see the
sun. So I says to young Angus, "Well, at least now we're fighting in the shade!"
1232: '"This ‘standing windstorm'' can hold us off indefinitely? Ridiculous!" Saying
nothing, she put a pinch of salt on the table. With a bang she clapped her hands,
and the salt disappeared, blown away.'
1295: '"From up here we can drop rocks and arrows and more rocks!" "Uh, yeah boss,
but how do we get down?"'
2182: |-
"Leviathan, too! Can you catch him with a fish-hook or run a line round his tongue?"
—Job 40:25
2196: '"This ''standing windstorm'' can hold us off indefinitely? Ridiculous!" Saying
nothing, she put a pinch of salt on the table. With a bang she clapped her hands,
and the salt disappeared, blown away.'
2210: I tell you, there was so many arrows flying about you couldn't hardly see the
sun. So I says to young Angus, "Well, at least now we're fighting in the shade!"
2223: After years of training, the Druid becomes one with nature, drawing power from
the land and returning it when needed.
2257: |-
"Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!"
—William Shakespeare, King Lear
2258: |-
"When he reached the entrance of the cavern, he pronounced the words, ‘Open, Sesame!'"
—The Arabian Nights, Junior Classics trans.
2266: Noted neither for their good looks nor their charm, Manticores can be fearsome
allies. As dinner companions, however, they are best left alone.
2269: '"O to be a dragon . . . of silkworm size or immense . . ." —Marianne Moore,
"O to Be a Dragon"'
2279: |-
"O! it is excellentTo have a giant's strength, but it is tyrannousTo use it like a giant."