Gube Rolledberg - A place for wasting time

Work got you down?

Want to play with code again?

This is a game.

Make the most inefficient, ridiculous versions of hello-world. PR them to me. Let's celebrate the stupidity possible in code.

Rules:

• All code is licensed with the GPLv3. It's the least efficient license.
• New languages are extra fun. Pick a language and enjoy the moronic ways that it can waste time.
• Mind the planet. Inefficient is fine, but nothing that would say, require its own coal plant to complete.
• Other than this documentation, please do not put any documentation in files. This is about the code.
• Comments are discourage.
• Tell the story in commit messages. Long ones, terse ones, alt languages, whatever. Confuse me.
• The worse the name, the better.