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Brish's Omnibus of Blasphemies

An ancient man entered a moonlit clearing, patchwork cape fluttering behind. He stopped as his eyes lit upon the object of his quest. The man suddenly surged forward and grasped the tome eagerly. He lifted it from its resting place, then opened its cover and began to read.


Brish's Omnibus of Blasphemies

Brish

Sixth Edition

With thanks to Gushich, Rui, Troiram, Righe of Niud, and Dos Rikiptask for their contributions.


Remedy for Disorder of the Ulna

Ingredients

  • 1 measure hair of wombat
  • 3 live ants
  • 7 white toadstools
  • ¾ scruple cerumen of hedgehog
  • 2 live mites
  • 3 scruples bark of hoya
  • ¼ measure brass
  • 3 ounces tear of squirrel, shaken

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine cerumen of hedgehog and tear of squirrel.

While gyrating, blend in hair of wombat, bark of hoya, and brass, stirring until fully dissolved.

Combine with live ants. Combine with toadstools. Add live mites.


Indispensible Rite of Memory

Ingredients

  • joy of bear
  • despair of unicorn
  • ¾ ounce frost
  • ¼ dram gallium
  • 2 harvestmen
  • 8 ounces rot
  • 1 quart violet choler of selkie
  • 6 scruples thyroid of gharial

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, ready a lead vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine choler of selkie. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While hopping on three feet, beat in frost, gallium, rot, and thyroid of gharial until only a few chunks remain.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then add joy of bear. Add despair of unicorn. Fold in harvestmen.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Blessing of Wit

Ingredients

  • 8 kennings lead, pulverized
  • 5 white scorpions
  • 2 blessed live moths
  • 1 snail
  • 7 ounces polonium

Directions

Facing south, ready a jasper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with lead. While tapping two pseudopodia, cautiously add scorpions. While staggering to and fro, combine with live moths.

Blend in snail. Mix in polonium.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Clever Rite of Death

Ingredients

  • 3 scruples silver
  • ½ grain fruit of creeper, dessicated
  • 7 thimbles xylem of poplar, chilled
  • 4 yellowjackets
  • 1 pinch scorched rot, pickled
  • terror of chameleon
  • suspicion of tarsir

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with silver. Add fruit of creeper. Mix in xylem of poplar. Add yellowjackets and mix thoroughly. Fold in rot. Cautiously add terror of chameleon. Add suspicion of tarsir.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Praiseworthy Convocation of Molies

Ingredients

  • ¾ scruple ulna of wyrm, braised
  • cool conscience of swallow
  • 3 measures warm gold
  • 7 kennings chipped char, puréed
  • hope of swallow

Directions

Facing west, ready a pine vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add ulna of wyrm to the prepared vessel.

Combine with conscience of swallow. Mix in gold. Add char. Blend in hope of swallow.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 4 to 10 molies should begin to appear within hours.


Enchantment of Whispers

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple rot
  • 5 minims humour of selkie
  • 8 grains leaf of ash
  • ¼ measure phloem of mandrake
  • 3 quarts serum of lemur
  • 6 ounces sebum of gharial

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together humour of selkie, phloem of mandrake, serum of lemur, and sebum of gharial until frothy.

Stir in rot and leaf of ash, individually.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Righe's Surprising Spell of Fear

Ingredients

  • 7 kennings flower of daisy
  • 6 pounds fruit of elm, cubed
  • cool shadow
  • 7 measures furrowed petal of fern, polished
  • 6 live solifuges
  • 5 pints mercury
  • touch of rose
  • ¼ dram branch of creosote

Directions

Under a new moon, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add mercury, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

While staggering to and fro, add flower of daisy, fruit of elm, petal of fern, and branch of creosote.

While standing on one pseudopodium, cautiously add shadow. Cautiously add live solifuges. Combine with touch of rose.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Favoured Charm for Infirm Tusk

Ingredients

  • 2 ounces frost
  • 2 pure enoki
  • darkness
  • 1 grain cobalt
  • white science

Directions

On a misty evening, ready a copper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add frost. Fold in enoki. Carefully add darkness. While flexing one leg, fold in cobalt.

Combine with science.


Congregation of Inkvines

Ingredients

  • ¼ grain polonium
  • esteem of pidgeon
  • 3 snails

Directions

Ready a flax sack for mixing.

To begin, add polonium. While stamping one foot, cautiously add esteem of pidgeon. Combine with snails.


Suitible Charm of Esteem

Ingredients

  • 7 measures stem of treant, puréed
  • ¾ measure scored twig of treant, washed
  • 2 grains root of tipua

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, ready a wool sack for mixing.

First, add stem of treant. Mix in twig of treant. Add root of tipua.


Dedication of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • ¼ scruple iron
  • 6 thimbles sap of triffid
  • ¼ cool pleurotus
  • pragmatism
  • 3 lots chromium
  • ½ kenning chipped stamen of hazel
  • joy

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with iron. Pour in sap of triffid. Stir gently. Cautiously add pleurotus. Fold in pragmatism. Wriggle your toes, then add chromium. Raise one foot and gesticulate wildly, then add stamen of hazel. Cautiously add joy.


Dos's Dedication of Mind

Ingredients

  • 2 spoons phloem of wolfsbane
  • 8 pounds cursed nose of gnome, pickled
  • 2 quarts mud, stirred
  • warm trouble
  • sanctity
  • 1 scruple cadmium
  • laughter

Directions

Facing north, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine and cedar.

Add phloem of wolfsbane to the prepared vessel.

Add nose of gnome. Add mud. Stir once.

Add trouble.

Add sanctity and mix thoroughly.

While mumbling, fold in cadmium. Carefully add laughter.


Vacuous Consecration of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • 2 scruples leaf of bamboo, crushed
  • ¼ scruple lead
  • memory of athelas
  • 6 drams blessed tallow, washed
  • ¾ grain cold mandible of bear
  • grin of eel

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, prepare a broad hemlock mortar and pestle.

First, add leaf of bamboo. Fold in lead. Combine with memory of athelas. While rotating three legs, fold in tallow. Fold in mandible of bear. Combine with grin of eel.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Plague of Debilitated Talon

Ingredients

  • 5 black snails
  • 7 drams gonad of pangolin
  • 1 peck gallium
  • despair of baboon

Directions

Ready a linen sack for mixing.

Add snails to the prepared vessel. Mix in gonad of pangolin. Add gallium. Blend in despair of baboon.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Righe's Charm of Laughter

Ingredients

  • essence of fern
  • laughter of chimera
  • 2 live dragonflies
  • ¾ pound black thyroid of bear

Directions

Ready an iron vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with essence of fern. Fold in laughter of chimera. Carefully add live dragonflies. While chanting, fold in thyroid of bear.


Dos's Sacrament of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 5 ounces leaf of ash
  • 1 lot young gonad of bear
  • 5 toadstools
  • terror of hedgehog
  • 7 lots stem of mandrake

Directions

Under the sign of Leo, prepare a shallow syenite mortar and pestle.

Add leaf of ash to the prepared vessel. Gesture vaguely to the south, then add gonad of bear.

Add toadstools and mix thoroughly. Combine with terror of hedgehog. Add stem of mandrake.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Minor Remedy for Wart of the Viscera

Ingredients

  • touch of quaking
  • virtue of echidna
  • 2 lots pure tooth of albatross
  • wink of hedgehog
  • 2 minims tear of albatross
  • 4 chanterelles

Directions

Place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add touch of quaking to the prepared vessel. Add virtue of echidna. Mix in tooth of albatross.

Cautiously add wink of hedgehog.

Add tear of albatross. Stir vigorously. While standing on one proboscis, cautiously add chanterelles.


Indispensible Profanity of Virtue

Ingredients

  • 6 pecks tallow, cured
  • ¾ measure gravel
  • spark of chameleon
  • 1 minim oil
  • 2 grains heart of marsupial
  • ½ scruple bile of salamander
  • 4 pecks phosphorus

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, prepare a shallow silver mortar and pestle.

Add tallow to the prepared vessel. Fold in gravel. While moaning gently, fold in spark of chameleon. Pour in oil. Mix in heart of marsupial. Mix in bile of salamander. While moaning gently, fold in phosphorus.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Inspired Enchantment of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • conscience of mouse
  • 4 ounces antimony
  • 6 grains granite
  • haze
  • ½ kask tepid blood of man
  • chilled love
  • 2 scruples fruit of maple
  • ¾ minim white fat of crocodile
  • ½ grain scorched coal

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, ready a limestone vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with conscience of mouse.

Fold in antimony.

While rotating one leg, fold in granite. Combine with haze. Gesture vaguely to the north, then pour in blood of man. Cautiously add love. Fold in fruit of maple.

Mix in fat of crocodile. Mix in coal.


Blight of Diseased Spleen

Ingredients

  • 1 grain pistil of willow
  • ¾ scruple copper
  • 5 thimbles xylem of ent
  • darkness
  • 2 kennings petal of willow
  • 2 grains lead
  • 1 lot gallium
  • ½ scruple cursed branch of aspen
  • 6 pecks furrowed fibula of lynx

Directions

Facing north, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add xylem of ent, stirring gently.

Add pistil of willow, copper, petal of willow, lead, gallium, branch of aspen, and fibula of lynx.

Fold in darkness.


Dos's Malediction of Mist

Ingredients

  • corruption
  • 4 drops chilled milk of yeti
  • 4 kennings carbon, washed
  • ¼ ant
  • 8 pinches cool tarsal of owl

Directions

Under a new moon, prepare a deep jasper mortar and pestle.

Combine milk of yeti.

Blend in carbon and tarsal of owl, stirring until fully dissolved.

While leaping, fold in corruption. Add ant and mix thoroughly.


Dos's Plague of Pallid Phlegm

Ingredients

  • 4 shiitakes
  • 3 ounces bile of monkey
  • 5 pounds rot, braised
  • 3 ounces horn of leviathan
  • memory of creeper
  • 2 ounces stem of hibiscus
  • 2 warm live millipedes
  • ¾ grain pistil of Green Man
  • 6 scruples tepid helium, shaken

Directions

Ready a nickel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with shiitakes. Mix in bile of monkey. Snap your fingers twice, then mix in rot. While rubbing one tentacle, fold in horn of leviathan.

Blend in memory of creeper. Fold in stem of hibiscus. Carefully add live millipedes.

Add pistil of Green Man. Mix in helium. Stir once.


Troiram's Grand Beckoning of Leviathans

Ingredients

  • 6 measures pure serum of huldra
  • ½ peck white brass
  • ¼ pinch brain of loach
  • 1 lot hair of wombat, pulverized
  • ½ ant
  • 4 lots cranium of wyvern, dessicated

Directions

Facing south, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir.

Pour serum of huldra into prepared vessel.

While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, blend in brass, brain of loach, hair of wombat, and cranium of wyvern, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add ant.


Invitation of Yggdrasils

Ingredients

  • 5 mollusks
  • 1 grain phosphorus
  • violet terror of owl
  • 3 pinches rot
  • hope of monkey
  • 5 pleuroti
  • 8 scruples cool seed of moly
  • 8 pecks leaf of aspen
  • 8 pinches tibia of yeti
  • ¾ scruple fruit of quaking

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add mollusks. Fold in phosphorus. Cautiously add terror of owl. Snap your fingers twice, then fold in rot. Cautiously add hope of monkey. While leaping, fold in pleuroti. Add seed of moly. Gesture vaguely to the west, then fold in leaf of aspen. While rubbing two arms, fold in tibia of yeti. Add fruit of quaking.


Malediction of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • ¾ moth
  • 6 pleuroti
  • sunlight
  • darkness
  • ¼ lot brain of ungulate, dessicated
  • red touch of lotus
  • 5 cursed fleas

Directions

Prepare a narrow lead mortar and pestle.

Add moth to the prepared vessel. Add pleuroti. While humming softly, cautiously add sunlight.

Cautiously add darkness.

Fold in brain of ungulate. Add touch of lotus. While standing on three hands, fold in fleas.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Remedy for Disease of the Sternum

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple thyroid of wyvern
  • 4 measures serum of unicorn
  • 2 grains egg of marsupial
  • terror of chameleon
  • 8 pinches branch of dandelion, chopped
  • 5 chilled live cockles
  • 5 pounds boron, cured

Directions

Ready a hornfels vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add thyroid of wyvern to the prepared vessel. Pour in serum of unicorn. Stir vigorously. Mix in egg of marsupial. Add terror of chameleon. Mix in branch of dandelion. Carefully add live cockles. Mix in boron.


Invocation of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 8 quarts caloric
  • greed of gnome
  • 7 ancient toadstools
  • ½ spoon serum of shrew
  • 3 grains antimony, dessicated
  • ¼ grain twig of loosestrife
  • ¼ pint flux

Directions

On a humid evening, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hemlock.

Start with caloric.

Carefully add greed of gnome. While rotating three legs, blend in toadstools.

Pour in serum of shrew. Add antimony. Add twig of loosestrife. Pour in flux.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Favoured Thaumaturgy of Love

Ingredients

  • essence of wolfsbane
  • 3 ancient live fleas
  • 1 measure brass
  • spark of shrew
  • ½ measure æther

Directions

Facing east, ready a nickel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine æther. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While staggering to and fro, blend in brass, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add essence of wolfsbane. Carefully add live fleas. Add spark of shrew.


Spell of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 3 pinches tungsten
  • shadow
  • 8 live mollusks
  • 4 drams gonad of alligator
  • grey wink of pidgeon

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add tungsten. Add shadow. Carefully add live mollusks. Fold in gonad of alligator.

Carefully add wink of pidgeon.


Blasphemous Poultice for Diseased Serum

Ingredients

  • memory of Nimloth
  • ¼ kenning rib of rhipidistian
  • despair
  • ½ kenning flower of wolfsbane
  • ¼ pure cockle
  • 8 shiitakes
  • hope of fowl
  • 4 pinches bismuth, chopped
  • 7 pinches red twig of treant
  • 8 ounces iridium

Directions

Ready a jersey sack for mixing.

Add memory of Nimloth to the prepared vessel. Snap your fingers once, then add rib of rhipidistian. Fold in despair. While staggering to and fro, mix in flower of wolfsbane. Cautiously add cockle.

While humming softly, blend in shiitakes. While hopping on three hands, carefully add hope of fowl. Fold in bismuth. Fold in twig of treant. Fold in iridium.


Perplexing Charm for Debilitated Spine

Ingredients

  • 2 cursed live fleas
  • shadow of Nimloth
  • 1 ounce zinc, pickled
  • 7 pecks copper
  • despair of troll
  • ¾ pinch gonad of echidna
  • 1 dram tallow
  • ¼ measure black tibia of baboon
  • shadow
  • hope

Directions

On a misty day, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (spruce preferred, though larch will do).

First, add live fleas. Cautiously add shadow of Nimloth. Fold in zinc. Add copper. Combine with despair of troll. While moaning gently, fold in gonad of echidna. Add tallow. Add tibia of baboon.

Carefully add shadow. Cautiously add hope.


Major Antidote for Riotous Saliva

Ingredients

  • 7 blessed centipedes
  • 5 pecks carpal of heron
  • trouble
  • pure suspicion of selkie
  • hot joy of demon
  • 3 kasks mercury

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cherry and rowan.

Start with centipedes.

Add carpal of heron.

Cautiously add trouble. Add suspicion of selkie.

While rubbing three feet, combine with joy of demon. Mix in mercury. Stir once.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Vacuous Devilry of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • hot mind of yeti
  • essence of ash
  • consciousness of chimera
  • ½ pint sap of willow
  • warm darkness
  • ½ live butterfly
  • ½ ounce black copper

Directions

Under the sign of Cancer, ready a fir vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine sap of willow.

Snap your fingers twice, then stir in copper, individually.

While moaning gently, add mind of yeti. Blend in essence of ash. Combine with consciousness of chimera. Add darkness. Blend in live butterfly.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Suppressed Cure for Wart of the Milk

Ingredients

  • 5 pounds white humerus of rat
  • ¼ ounce xylem of rose
  • 1 pleurotus
  • 7 tumblers lymph of bear
  • 3 drops xylem of mint
  • 8 drams gizzard of huldra
  • 2 drams ear of crocodile, washed
  • 8 scruples grey sap of poplar, shaken
  • ¾ measure dilute dew of athelas

Directions

With a setting Mars in the sky, ready a slate vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour xylem of rose, lymph of bear, xylem of mint, sap of poplar, and dew of athelas into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

While staggering to and fro, beat in humerus of rat, gizzard of huldra, and ear of crocodile until only a few chunks remain.

Raise three proboscides and gesticulate wildly, then carefully add pleurotus.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's milk, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Devilish Imprecation of Whispers

Ingredients

  • sanctity
  • 5 ounces blessed tail of mosasaur
  • 6 ounces brass
  • spirit of gibbon
  • 2 scruples grim cerumen of alligator
  • shadow of rosemary

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready an alder vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add sanctity. Mix in tail of mosasaur. Mix in brass. Combine with spirit of gibbon. While mumbling, add cerumen of alligator. Stir once. Fold in shadow of rosemary.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Troiram's Convenient Charm for Wart of the Sebum

Ingredients

  • shadow of creosote
  • scream of ungulate
  • 4 scruples calcium
  • 1 live mantis
  • 1 ounce lead, washed
  • haze
  • shadow of sage
  • 8 kennings twig of poplar

Directions

Prepare a shallow quartz mortar and pestle.

First, add shadow of creosote. Carefully add scream of ungulate. Fold in calcium. Combine with live mantis. Mix in lead.

Add haze. Blend in shadow of sage. Fold in twig of poplar.


Fulminating Dedication of Joy

Ingredients

  • ½ kenning platinum, crushed
  • 7 pints tepid cerumen of carp
  • 2 ounces cobalt
  • 6 drams black stem of treant
  • 7 tumblers cursed saliva of lungfish
  • 2 lots leaf of cinnamon

Directions

Prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (ash preferred, though cherry will do).

To begin, add platinum. Wriggle your toes, then add cerumen of carp.

Fold in cobalt. Fold in stem of treant. Mix in saliva of lungfish. Mix in leaf of cinnamon.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 3 to 9 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Jinx of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 6 quarts cerumen of eel
  • ¾ pinch rib of hedgehog
  • young terror of ungulate
  • red touch of treant
  • ¼ kask young bile of yeti
  • ¾ measure saliva of rhipidistian

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add cerumen of eel.

Mix in rib of hedgehog. Add terror of ungulate. Add touch of treant. While stamping two legs, pour in bile of yeti. Gesture vaguely to the south, then mix in saliva of rhipidistian.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Granular Fulmination of Mind

Ingredients

  • ½ kenning scapula of rat
  • 1 kask saliva of bat
  • laughter
  • 8 ants
  • 5 pecks white cesium
  • scorn of basilisk
  • 4 kasks helium
  • ¾ drop saliva of peccary
  • 6 chanterelles

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak and maple.

Start with scapula of rat. Mix in saliva of bat. Stir once. Add laughter. Fold in ants. Fold in cesium.

Add scorn of basilisk. Add helium. Stir gently.

Pour in saliva of peccary. Stir once. Add chanterelles.


Thaumaturgy of Starlight

Ingredients

  • 2 live mealworms
  • prisine spirit of tarsir
  • trouble
  • ¾ pinch pistil of willow, dessicated
  • touch of chicory

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add live mealworms.

Carefully add spirit of tarsir. Raise three tentacles and gesticulate wildly, then carefully add trouble.

Fold in pistil of willow. Wriggle your toes, then carefully add touch of chicory.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Sacrament of Haze

Ingredients

  • 7 pinches leaf of creosote
  • 4 kennings tibia of ocelot
  • 6 pinches tantalum
  • 7 spoons sebum of pangolin

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, prepare a deep jasper mortar and pestle.

Start with leaf of creosote. Snap your fingers thrice, then fold in tibia of ocelot. Fold in tantalum. Add sebum of pangolin. Stir vigorously.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Parsimonious Rite of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • laughter
  • ¾ peck nose of fowl
  • ¾ peck spleen of tanuki
  • cold idealism

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add laughter.

Mix in nose of fowl.

Mix in spleen of tanuki. While gyrating, cautiously add idealism.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Grand Blight of Affliction of the Scale

Ingredients

  • 7 drams pelvis of elephant
  • 2 grains pelvis of hedgehog
  • chilled love
  • 2 pecks petal of ash
  • ½ ounce dew of creosote
  • 8 grains root of rafflesia
  • 2 minims oil, diluted
  • 8 kennings twig of cinnamon

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (pine preferred, though spruce will do).

Combine dew of creosote and oil. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Stir in pelvis of elephant, pelvis of hedgehog, petal of ash, root of rafflesia, and twig of cinnamon, individually.

Add love.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Inspired Poultice for Affliction of the Eye

Ingredients

  • ½ grim chanterelle
  • ¼ grain young twig of fern
  • 3 scruples gallbladder of yeti
  • shadow of gnome
  • 6 scruples cursed humerus of peccary
  • 6 harvestmen
  • 7 pinches warm stem of loosestrife

Directions

Ready a cherry vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add chanterelle. Fold in twig of fern. While standing on three proboscides, add gallbladder of yeti. Snap your fingers thrice, then add shadow of gnome and mix thoroughly. Add humerus of peccary. Add harvestmen and mix thoroughly. While moaning gently, fold in stem of loosestrife.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Practical Gathering of Dogs

Ingredients

  • 8 pounds stamen of treant
  • 6 drams hair of squirrel
  • 8 kennings stamen of Nimloth
  • 3 drams nitrogen
  • 7 minims cold cerumen of toad
  • 8 pinches violet twig of hibiscus
  • 5 scruples potassium, cubed
  • 6 pounds granite, braised
  • 2 pecks leaf of Yggdrasil
  • essence of mandrake

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour nitrogen and cerumen of toad into prepared vessel.

While hopping on one leg, blend in stamen of treant, hair of squirrel, stamen of Nimloth, twig of hibiscus, potassium, granite, and leaf of Yggdrasil, stirring until fully dissolved.

Combine with essence of mandrake.


Dos's Sanctified Spell of Shadow

Ingredients

  • chilled pragmatism
  • memory of lily
  • scent of athelas
  • ¾ scruple granite
  • 7 scruples cloudy dew of creosote
  • 7 drams spleen of crocodile, cured

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add pragmatism to the prepared vessel. Add memory of lily. Carefully add scent of athelas. Mix in granite. Pour in dew of creosote. Mix in spleen of crocodile.


Crucial Poultice for Fulminating Phlegm

Ingredients

  • ¾ grain stamen of cinnamon
  • touch of cinnamon
  • essence of poplar
  • 4 pinches spleen of caribou
  • 6 pounds flower of hibiscus
  • 6 measures arsenic, pickled
  • 7 live centipedes

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, ready a flax sack for mixing.

To begin, add stamen of cinnamon.

While rotating three legs, cautiously add touch of cinnamon. Carefully add essence of poplar. Add spleen of caribou.

While stamping two hands, add flower of hibiscus. Fold in arsenic. Add live centipedes and mix thoroughly.


Righe's Convenient Song of Titan Arums

Ingredients

  • 5 scruples tail of fowl
  • ¾ pound cranium of bear
  • ¼ ounce brine
  • violet memory of mosasaur

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir.

Combine brine. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add tail of fowl and cranium of bear.

Blend in memory of mosasaur.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard. 3 to 7 titan arums should begin to appear within seconds.


Cure for Peaky Spine

Ingredients

  • 7 worms
  • ½ kenning ancient scale of eel
  • 6 grains branch of Green Man
  • 8 pecks white cockles of okapi
  • 3 scruples tongue of alligator
  • 5 quarts violet alcohol
  • 4 pinches rib of mosasaur
  • 8 drops milk of baboon
  • 7 measures boron, washed

Directions

Under the sign of Cancer, ready a pumice vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with worms. Add scale of eel. Add branch of Green Man. Fold in cockles of okapi.

Fold in tongue of alligator. Add alcohol. Stir vigorously. While standing on three legs, add rib of mosasaur. While stamping two tentacles, mix in milk of baboon. Stir gently. Add boron.


Troiram's Fustian Elixir for Cancerous Heart

Ingredients

  • touch of elm
  • esteem of hedgehog
  • white despair of marsupial
  • 7 pecks seed of triffid, crushed
  • 6 scruples milk of monotreme

Directions

Under a full moon, place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add touch of elm. Blend in esteem of hedgehog. Add despair of marsupial and mix thoroughly.

Raise three legs and gesticulate wildly, then add seed of triffid. Mix in milk of monotreme.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Major Obscenity of Mind

Ingredients

  • ¼ ounce warm radius of monkey
  • 1 minim cerumen of dog
  • chilled shadow of lily
  • hot whisper of chimera
  • mist
  • laughter
  • 4 pounds cranium of chimera
  • 6 spoons sap of rosemary
  • 1 peck red root of sage, pulverized
  • 3 pecks flower of lotus

Directions

Facing north, ready a spruce vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add radius of monkey to the prepared vessel. While flexing three legs, pour in cerumen of dog. Stir vigorously.

Carefully add shadow of lily. Cautiously add whisper of chimera.

Add mist. While dancing on one leg, carefully add laughter. Add cranium of chimera. Mix in sap of rosemary. Stir once. Mix in root of sage. While flexing two legs, mix in flower of lotus.


Dos's Remedy for Riotous Spleen

Ingredients

  • ¼ live locust
  • blessed shadow of aspen
  • 4 measures phlegm of newt
  • 6 pecks tooth of swallow
  • ½ kenning branch of titan arum
  • love of yeti
  • 5 pecks twig of ivy

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour phlegm of newt into prepared vessel.

Stir in tooth of swallow, branch of titan arum, and twig of ivy, individually.

While dancing on one proboscis, carefully add live locust. Combine with shadow of aspen. Add love of yeti.


Suppressed Charm of Whispers

Ingredients

  • greed of elephant
  • 5 kennings coal
  • conscience of rat
  • trouble
  • ¼ kenning humerus of leviathan, dessicated
  • cold breath of selkie

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add greed of elephant. Add coal. While standing on two feet, carefully add conscience of rat.

Fold in trouble. Fold in humerus of leviathan. Carefully add breath of selkie.


Brish's Song of Mints

Ingredients

  • wink of mosasaur
  • 5 mites
  • ¾ shiitake
  • 1 pound iridium
  • sunlight
  • scent of vegetable lamb
  • sorrow of basilisk

Directions

Prepare a deep jasper mortar and pestle.

Add wink of mosasaur to the prepared vessel. Carefully add mites. Fold in shiitake. Add iridium. Combine with sunlight.

Cautiously add scent of vegetable lamb.

Carefully add sorrow of basilisk.


Gushich's Convenient Enchantment of Scorn

Ingredients

  • ¼ grain stamen of lotus
  • 8 pecks mildew
  • 4 lots humerus of tarsir

Directions

Ready a canvas sack for mixing.

Start with stamen of lotus. Fold in mildew. While tapping one leg, mix in humerus of tarsir.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Elixir for Malingering Spleen

Ingredients

  • scent of creeper
  • 7 drams carbon
  • mind of dog

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add scent of creeper to the prepared vessel. Add carbon. Add mind of dog and mix thoroughly.


Foolish Lure of Poplars

Ingredients

  • 6 kennings black gallbladder of owl
  • 5 ounces cracked bud of sage
  • chilled moongleam

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add gallbladder of owl. Add bud of sage. While rotating two proboscides, carefully add moongleam.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 1 to 5 poplars should begin to appear within hours.


Blessing of Esteem

Ingredients

  • idealism
  • 2 thimbles xylem of quaking
  • joy
  • ¼ dram blood of alligator
  • grey sunlight

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of maple and rowan.

Start with idealism. Add xylem of quaking. Stir gently. Fold in joy.

While leaping, add blood of alligator. Blend in sunlight.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Efficacious Rite of Life

Ingredients

  • cool fear
  • essence of hibiscus
  • 5 scruples water

Directions

Place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add fear. Add essence of hibiscus and mix thoroughly. Add water. Stir once.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Righe's Malediction of Fulminating Hair

Ingredients

  • idealism
  • ¾ kenning silicon
  • 1 kask milk of bat
  • 5 kennings tooth of eel
  • 3 ounces sap of bamboo
  • 4 grains char
  • memory of newt
  • 3 spoons phloem of loosestrife
  • 7 tumblers nitrogen
  • 8 drops red phloem of aspen

Directions

Under the sign of Capricorn, place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine milk of bat, sap of bamboo, phloem of loosestrife, nitrogen, and phloem of aspen. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in silicon, tooth of eel, and char until only a few chunks remain.

While rotating two tentacles, blend in idealism. Combine with memory of newt.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Fustian Bane of Diseased Horn

Ingredients

  • science
  • 2 measures dew of daisy, dehydrated
  • 3 ounces cold heart of fowl
  • 7 pecks bark of maple, salted
  • 8 minims bile of gharial
  • 3 minims cloudy sebum of pidgeon
  • ½ chilled live mollusk

Directions

Place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add dew of daisy, bile of gharial, and sebum of pidgeon, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, blend in heart of fowl and bark of maple, stirring until fully dissolved.

Gesture vaguely to the west, then cautiously add science. Fold in live mollusk.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Perspicacious Song of Tipuas

Ingredients

  • 4 pecks chromium, pickled
  • prisine joy
  • ½ measure bark of rose
  • 2 ounces blessed carpal of gibbon

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add chromium. Blend in joy. Add bark of rose. Mix in carpal of gibbon.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky. 5 to 11 tipuas should begin to appear within hours.


Bane of Sickly Eye

Ingredients

  • despair
  • 3 pinches twig of ent
  • wish of rhipidistian
  • ¼ ounce twig of fern
  • ¼ ounce violet quartz, braised
  • ¼ pound sternum of kelpie
  • 3 pinches mandible of owl, dessicated
  • 4 ounces blessed phloem of cinnamon, stirred

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hickory and ash.

Add despair to the prepared vessel. Fold in twig of ent. Blend in wish of rhipidistian. While mumbling, mix in twig of fern.

Fold in quartz. Mix in sternum of kelpie. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add mandible of owl. Pour in phloem of cinnamon.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Curse of Laughter

Ingredients

  • ¼ pinch silicon
  • ¼ kenning cracked char, cured
  • ¼ scruple copper

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add silicon to the prepared vessel. Fold in char. Mix in copper.


Song of Tarsirs

Ingredients

  • young starlight
  • 4 pinches lead
  • prisine grin of lynx
  • ¼ live mollusk

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, ready a slik sack for mixing.

Start with starlight. Fold in lead. Fold in grin of lynx. Cautiously add live mollusk.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard. 4 to 9 tarsirs should begin to appear within hours.


Rui's Sanctified Obscenity of Mist

Ingredients

  • 2 grains pistil of umdhlebi
  • 8 pounds iron, pulverized
  • grim corruption
  • 5 tumblers æther

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together æther until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in pistil of umdhlebi and iron until only a few chunks remain.

Add corruption.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Spell of Corruption

Ingredients

  • ¼ measure pistil of dandelion
  • ¾ live worm
  • haze
  • ¾ ounce warm stamen of lily
  • chilled conscience of man
  • 6 thimbles sap of loosestrife, shaken
  • 3 pounds petal of sage
  • 8 young yellowjackets
  • ½ grain gallbladder of caiman

Directions

On a dry day, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine.

First, add pistil of dandelion. Cautiously add live worm. Blend in haze. Fold in stamen of lily.

Fold in conscience of man.

While hopping on two hands, pour in sap of loosestrife. Stir gently.

Add petal of sage. Carefully add yellowjackets. Mix in gallbladder of caiman.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Jinx of Peaky Patella

Ingredients

  • 6 cool live mantises
  • ¾ peck bark of strangler fig
  • 8 minims æther
  • grey whisper of owl

Directions

Under a waning moon, prepare a shallow cherry mortar and pestle.

Combine æther. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While leaping, add bark of strangler fig. Do not overmix.

While mumbling, add live mantises and mix thoroughly. Add whisper of owl.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Remedy for Affliction of the Tongue

Ingredients

  • scent of bamboo
  • hot suspicion of lemur
  • 1 scruple hot seed of umdhlebi
  • 2 measures pelvis of gibbon
  • ¾ measure bark of wolfsbane, dessicated
  • ¼ scruple mercury, shaken
  • ½ ounce mandible of otter
  • pure terror of heron
  • despair of leprechaun
  • 4 drams æther

Directions

Under a waxing moon, prepare a narrow copper mortar and pestle.

Add mercury and æther, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Stir in seed of umdhlebi, pelvis of gibbon, bark of wolfsbane, and mandible of otter, individually.

While rotating one arm, blend in scent of bamboo. Carefully add suspicion of lemur. Fold in terror of heron. Combine with despair of leprechaun.


Rui's Rite of Wishes

Ingredients

  • ¾ lot petal of calluna, crushed
  • 5 lots tallow
  • scent of hungry grass
  • 3 lots phosphorus
  • 8 lots tin
  • scent of daisy
  • ¾ grain twig of dandelion
  • suspicion of pidgeon
  • greed of redcap

Directions

On a dry morning, ready an alder vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add petal of calluna.

Mix in tallow. Add scent of hungry grass and mix thoroughly. Mix in phosphorus. Add tin. Combine with scent of daisy. Mix in twig of dandelion. Blend in suspicion of pidgeon. Carefully add greed of redcap.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Efficacious Obscenity of Charm

Ingredients

  • ½ kenning black phalanx of alligator
  • ¼ scruple sternum of wombat
  • pragmatism
  • sorrow

Directions

Ready a syenite vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with phalanx of alligator. Fold in sternum of wombat.

Add pragmatism. Blend in sorrow.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Fulmination of Mind

Ingredients

  • 4 pounds seed of creosote
  • 1 measure cursed aluminum
  • 2 drops humour of pangolin
  • death
  • 3 pinches rib of gnome
  • grin of hedgehog
  • ½ pound gizzard of caiman, chopped
  • secret
  • 2 measures plutonium
  • ¾ peck flower of vegetable lamb

Directions

On a cloudy night, ready a copper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with seed of creosote. Mix in aluminum. Add humour of pangolin. Combine with death. Add rib of gnome.

Carefully add grin of hedgehog. Add gizzard of caiman. Carefully add secret.

Add plutonium. Fold in flower of vegetable lamb.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Dos's Marvelous Antidote for Ailing Talon

Ingredients

  • 5 live harvestmen
  • cursed trouble
  • 5 thimbles xylem of hoya
  • 1 minim pure phloem of triffid, shaken
  • love
  • 6 lots antimony
  • 3 kasks bile of wombat
  • sorrow
  • 5 ounces tibia of huldra
  • 1 scruple prisine brass, pickled

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add live harvestmen. Wriggle your toes, then combine with trouble.

Mix in xylem of hoya. Add phloem of triffid. Stir gently. Carefully add love.

Add antimony. Pour in bile of wombat. Stir gently. Blend in sorrow. Mix in tibia of huldra. Add brass.


Clever Imprecation of Charm

Ingredients

  • 8 pecks scale of marsupial, crushed
  • warm memory of swallow
  • touch of jasmine
  • ½ kenning seed of hazel
  • grim laughter
  • essence of raskovnik
  • 4 ounces carbon

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, prepare a broad fir mortar and pestle.

To begin, add scale of marsupial. Cautiously add memory of swallow. Add touch of jasmine. Fold in seed of hazel. Combine with laughter.

Blend in essence of raskovnik. Mix in carbon.


Rui's Convenient Charm for Lazy Spine

Ingredients

  • ¾ pleurotus
  • 8 lots tail of possum
  • 7 grains petal of wolfsbane
  • 3 live harvestmen
  • mist
  • ¾ live dragonfly
  • luck

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add pleurotus to the prepared vessel. Mix in tail of possum. Add petal of wolfsbane. Cautiously add live harvestmen.

Fold in mist.

Gesture vaguely to the east, then carefully add live dragonfly. Add luck and mix thoroughly.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 3 to 9 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Astonishing Enchantment of Screaming

Ingredients

  • haze
  • 5 kennings gold, puréed
  • 6 enoki
  • 1 tumbler alcohol
  • 2 pinches grim gallium
  • ¾ grain talon of dog
  • ¾ scruple xylem of bottlebrush
  • conscience of okapi

Directions

Ready a basalt vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together alcohol and xylem of bottlebrush until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in gold, gallium, and talon of dog, stirring until fully dissolved.

Combine with haze. Blend in enoki. Carefully add conscience of okapi.


Surprising Jinx of Virtue

Ingredients

  • ¼ thimble sap of athelas
  • cool essence of heron
  • 4 grains twig of tipua
  • mist

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (yew preferred, though hemlock will do).

Beat together sap of athelas until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

While dancing on one arm, blend in twig of tipua, stirring until fully dissolved.

While rotating three pseudopodia, blend in essence of heron. Cautiously add mist.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Perplexing Charm of Scorn

Ingredients

  • blessed sorrow
  • 4 enoki
  • 4 pecks scored flower of ivy, ground
  • virtue of wyrm
  • love of wombat
  • 4 measures gold
  • violet life

Directions

On a dry morning, prepare a broad basalt mortar and pestle.

Start with sorrow. Fold in enoki. Fold in flower of ivy. While chanting, add virtue of wyrm and mix thoroughly. Add love of wombat and mix thoroughly.

Add gold.

Cautiously add life.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Major Curse of Lazy Cranium

Ingredients

  • touch of willow
  • 8 grains tooth of bat
  • 7 violet live harvestmen
  • 4 pounds grim arsenic
  • 8 kennings furrowed tibia of leviathan

Directions

Facing west, ready a flax sack for mixing.

First, add touch of willow. Mix in tooth of bat. While tapping two hands, combine with live harvestmen. Mix in arsenic. Add tibia of leviathan.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Remedy for Riotous Tail

Ingredients

  • 8 ounces dilute xylem of rose
  • 3 ounces prisine zinc
  • ¾ lot grim tantalum
  • 8 measures mercury
  • ¾ peck flower of vegetable lamb
  • 3 lots blessed tibia of man, crushed
  • sunlight

Directions

Under the sign of Taurus, ready a hemlock vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine xylem of rose and mercury. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in zinc, tantalum, flower of vegetable lamb, and tibia of man until only a few chunks remain.

While humming softly, cautiously add sunlight.

With gloved hands, fold a small measure of the curative into an equal amount of wax or tallow, the massage into the subject's tail.


Blight of Diseased Tibia

Ingredients

  • sunlight
  • ½ millipede
  • 3 pints sap of vegetable lamb
  • 4 kennings iridium
  • grin of albatross
  • 5 yellowjackets
  • 2 pints neon
  • 5 live millipedes

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, prepare a shallow acacia mortar and pestle.

First, add sunlight. Carefully add millipede. Mix in sap of vegetable lamb. Stir vigorously. Fold in iridium. Carefully add grin of albatross.

Snap your fingers once, then fold in yellowjackets. Snap your fingers once, then add neon. Stir vigorously. While chanting, fold in live millipedes.


Minor Rite of Life

Ingredients

  • hot shadow of hungry grass
  • 6 pecks humerus of swallow
  • 1 pound quartz, pulverized
  • 1 solifuge
  • sanctity

Directions

With a setting Venus in the sky, ready a silver vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with shadow of hungry grass. Mix in humerus of swallow. Mix in quartz. Cautiously add solifuge. Carefully add sanctity.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Sacrament of Death

Ingredients

  • ¼ pinch seed of mandrake
  • 8 pecks lithium, crushed
  • 4 lots bismuth
  • 1 lot seed of elm

Directions

Prepare a shallow obsidian mortar and pestle.

Start with seed of mandrake. Add lithium. While waving an arm slowly over the mixture, add bismuth. Add seed of elm.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Vash's Thaumaturgy of Strength

Ingredients

  • 2 lots scored gizzard of owl
  • 4 grains nose of mosasaur
  • 1 spoon fat of possum
  • 1 kenning copper, crushed
  • 1 pinch liver of ungulate
  • 3 ounces red fruit of baobab
  • essence of lotus
  • cursed haze

Directions

On a rainy night, prepare a narrow oak mortar and pestle.

Start with gizzard of owl. While leaping, fold in nose of mosasaur. Add fat of possum. Stir once. Add copper.

Mix in liver of ungulate. Fold in fruit of baobab.

While standing on three tentacles, fold in essence of lotus. Add haze.


Denunciation of Charisma

Ingredients

  • 2 pinches flower of calluna
  • starlight
  • joy
  • 7 mites
  • 4 drams sap of Nimloth
  • hot hope
  • ¾ cool live mantis
  • 3 grains carpal of leviathan

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, ready a silver vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add flower of calluna. Blend in starlight. While flexing one foot, fold in joy. Fold in mites. Gesture vaguely to the north, then mix in sap of Nimloth. Carefully add hope. Cautiously add live mantis.

Add carpal of leviathan.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Curse of Laughter

Ingredients

  • shadow of raskovnik
  • 7 kennings quartz
  • 1 measure red polonium
  • violet scent of moly
  • corruption

Directions

Under a full moon, ready a quartz vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add shadow of raskovnik. Fold in quartz. While chanting, add polonium. Carefully add scent of moly. While gyrating, blend in corruption.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Cursed Jinx of Bruised Brain

Ingredients

  • ¼ pint saliva of eel
  • 5 grains arsenic
  • ¾ lot plutonium
  • 5 lots twig of oak
  • 8 measures phlegm of wyrm

Directions

Under a waxing moon, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add saliva of eel to the prepared vessel. Mix in arsenic. Mix in plutonium. Mix in twig of oak. Mix in phlegm of wyrm. Stir vigorously.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Beckoning of Ocelots

Ingredients

  • 1 ounce pure copper
  • 6 live fleas
  • 5 grains scorched twig of willow

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, prepare a deep maple mortar and pestle.

To begin, add copper. Wriggle your toes, then carefully add live fleas. Fold in twig of willow.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 3 to 8 ocelots should begin to appear within seconds.


Devilish Summoning of Sages

Ingredients

  • 5 thimbles flux
  • 8 pounds petal of quaking, salted
  • ½ pound cool cobalt

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add flux. Fold in petal of quaking. Mix in cobalt.


Sanctified Charm for Tottering Spleen

Ingredients

  • red despair of rat
  • shadow
  • 8 pounds branch of jasmine
  • 8 kennings grey eye of shad
  • 8 kasks sap of Yggdrasil

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add despair of rat.

While staggering to and fro, combine with shadow. Fold in branch of jasmine. Add eye of shad. While hopping on three arms, mix in sap of Yggdrasil.


Forbidden Elixir for Infection of the Fibula

Ingredients

  • 6 drams caloric
  • starlight
  • grey hope
  • 8 pinches brain of rat
  • 3 kasks sap of mandrake
  • 3 pecks twig of loosestrife

Directions

Ready a spruce vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together caloric and sap of mandrake until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

While humming softly, beat in brain of rat and twig of loosestrife until only a few chunks remain.

While moaning gently, carefully add starlight. Blend in hope.


Rui's Rite of Wit

Ingredients

  • ½ lot sternum of rat
  • ¾ toadstool
  • hot mist
  • 4 measures furrowed cobalt
  • grim joy
  • essence of umdhlebi
  • ¾ cool snail

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add sternum of rat to the prepared vessel. Blend in toadstool.

While staggering to and fro, blend in mist.

Mix in cobalt. Fold in joy. Cautiously add essence of umdhlebi. Fold in snail.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Gushich's Malediction of Terror

Ingredients

  • ¾ warm live millipede
  • 3 lots boron
  • 8 kasks choler of mouse
  • 4 drams chilled twig of ivy
  • 3 yellowjackets

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, prepare a narrow zinc mortar and pestle.

First, add live millipede.

Fold in boron.

Mix in choler of mouse. Stir gently. Mix in twig of ivy.

Carefully add yellowjackets.


Complex Profanity of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • 6 drams leaf of hazel
  • ½ dram bud of quaking, salted
  • ¼ kenning thyroid of anteater
  • sanctity
  • ¼ ounce carpal of wyvern
  • 3 pinches copper

Directions

Facing north, ready a linen sack for mixing.

To begin, add leaf of hazel. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, fold in bud of quaking.

While humming softly, mix in thyroid of anteater.

Add sanctity. Fold in carpal of wyvern. Add copper.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Fulminating Malediction of Lazy Radius

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple egg of wombat, pickled
  • 7 live butterflies
  • ¾ pinch root of chicory

Directions

With a setting Venus in the sky, ready an obsidian vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with egg of wombat.

Add live butterflies and mix thoroughly. Mix in root of chicory.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Elixir for Sickly Talon

Ingredients

  • scent of tanuki
  • 3 kasks sap of ash, dehydrated
  • ¼ ounce hair of parrot
  • 5 pecks hot leaf of moly
  • 3 pounds spine of mouse
  • laughter
  • 8 pecks hair of demon
  • grim love

Directions

Ready a steel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add scent of tanuki. Pour in sap of ash. Fold in hair of parrot. Add leaf of moly. Add spine of mouse. While humming softly, blend in laughter. Add hair of demon.

While rotating three feet, add love.


Irregular Bane of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • moongleam
  • 2 drams seed of aspen
  • 2 thimbles dew of rosemary

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add moongleam to the prepared vessel. Add seed of aspen. Add dew of rosemary.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Gushich's Bane of Secret

Ingredients

  • memory of baobab
  • 1 scruple grey dew of elm
  • cold scorn of troll
  • 2 scruples stem of treant

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (acacia preferred, though ash will do).

Beat together dew of elm until frothy.

While humming softly, stir in stem of treant, individually.

Blend in memory of baobab. Add scorn of troll.


Indispensible Invocation of Haze

Ingredients

  • 4 pinches hot stamen of creosote, cured
  • 7 measures phalanx of yeti, chopped
  • essence of huldra
  • ¼ peck scorched iron, chopped
  • 1 pound heel of basilisk

Directions

On a dry night, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add stamen of creosote. Add phalanx of yeti. Wriggle your fingers, then combine with essence of huldra.

Add iron.

Mix in heel of basilisk.


Spell of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • joy
  • ¼ measure flower of hibiscus
  • shadow of bat
  • shadow of baboon
  • 5 pinches scorched twig of Yggdrasil
  • superstition

Directions

Ready an iron vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with joy. Mix in flower of hibiscus. While staggering to and fro, fold in shadow of bat. Blend in shadow of baboon. Gesture vaguely to the east, then mix in twig of Yggdrasil. While standing on one pseudopodium, blend in superstition.


Enchantment of Wishes

Ingredients

  • 2 pecks tooth of ocelot
  • 5 drams wax, dessicated
  • 3 pounds phalanx of selkie
  • 6 pinches flower of rosemary, dessicated
  • 6 pecks bismuth
  • ½ dram chromium

Directions

Facing east, ready a wool sack for mixing.

To begin, add tooth of ocelot. Add wax. Fold in phalanx of selkie. While staggering to and fro, mix in flower of rosemary. Add bismuth. Raise three legs and gesticulate wildly, then add chromium.


Spell of Superstition

Ingredients

  • 5 drams tibia of lemur, washed
  • ½ lot petal of lotus
  • 1 grain silicon

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add tibia of lemur. While chanting, mix in petal of lotus. Mix in silicon.

Dig a hole six feet deep and bury. Excavate after the spring thaw.


Baroque Assembly of Caribou

Ingredients

  • ½ ounce petal of hungry grass
  • grim trouble
  • ¼ cold ant

Directions

Ready a hempen sack for mixing.

First, add petal of hungry grass. Cautiously add trouble. Carefully add ant.


Bane of Infection of the Scale

Ingredients

  • 4 pints phlegm of wombat
  • 5 live cockles
  • 3 kennings silicon
  • 6 drams alcohol
  • 1 ounce nitrogen, shaken

Directions

Ready a fir vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with phlegm of wombat. Add live cockles and mix thoroughly. Mix in silicon. Mix in alcohol. Stir once.

Mix in nitrogen. Stir vigorously.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Vacuous Jinx of Malingering Scale

Ingredients

  • 4 scruples fat of shad
  • 4 drops phloem of titan arum
  • 2 drams pure granite
  • 2 drams root of inkvine
  • 5 lots gizzard of swallow
  • 6 scruples æther
  • 7 grains spine of hyrax
  • 7 scruples sap of jasmine
  • ¾ pint cool flux
  • ¾ violet chanterelle

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch and pine.

Beat together fat of shad, phloem of titan arum, æther, sap of jasmine, and flux until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, add granite, root of inkvine, gizzard of swallow, and spine of hyrax.

While leaping, combine with chanterelle.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Dos's Simple Obscenity of Starlight

Ingredients

  • ¼ minim mercury
  • 8 live mites
  • ½ live scorpion
  • shadow
  • ¾ pound violet plutonium
  • 6 pecks viscera of shad
  • 6 scruples patella of peccary
  • 2 drams gravel
  • 8 lots rot

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add mercury.

Add live mites and mix thoroughly.

Fold in live scorpion. Blend in shadow.

Add plutonium. While tapping two proboscides, mix in viscera of shad. Add patella of peccary. Mix in gravel. Add rot.

Following Troiram's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Rite of Joy

Ingredients

  • 8 kasks flux
  • ¾ dram leaf of inkvine
  • 8 grains ancient petal of titan arum, pulverized
  • 6 ounces hot cesium
  • ¾ scruple gallium
  • 3 live snails

Directions

On a rainy afternoon, place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add flux.

Add leaf of inkvine. Fold in petal of titan arum. Fold in cesium.

Fold in gallium. Add live snails and mix thoroughly.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Malediction of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • warm virtue of tanuki
  • ancient scream of chimera
  • 8 ounces blessed bark of ivy
  • joy
  • 1 ounce sodium, cubed
  • laughter
  • ¼ pinch aluminum
  • grim sunlight
  • 5 pounds cockles of monkey
  • cool luck

Directions

Ready a wool sack for mixing.

To begin, add virtue of tanuki.

Fold in scream of chimera. Fold in bark of ivy. Blend in joy. Fold in sodium. Add laughter.

Fold in aluminum. Add sunlight and mix thoroughly. Fold in cockles of monkey. Carefully add luck.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Senseless Jinx of Riotous Cranium

Ingredients

  • ½ pinch fruit of moly, cured
  • cool scream of gnome
  • ¼ tumbler brine
  • prisine essence of Nimloth
  • ¾ ounce stamen of chicory
  • 8 kennings petal of rosemary

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, ready a rowan vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add fruit of moly to the prepared vessel. Cautiously add scream of gnome. Add brine. Stir gently. Add essence of Nimloth.

Fold in stamen of chicory.

Mix in petal of rosemary.


Minor Devilry of Forgetfulness

Ingredients

  • essence of baboon
  • 3 ounces cold egg of monotreme, braised
  • 1 grain carpal of newt
  • cool greed of newt
  • ¾ ounce patella of crocodile
  • 3 lots chromium

Directions

Under the sign of Taurus, ready a hempen sack for mixing.

Start with essence of baboon. Add egg of monotreme. Mix in carpal of newt. Cautiously add greed of newt. Add patella of crocodile. Fold in chromium.


Practical Malediction of Science

Ingredients

  • 7 measures talon of basilisk
  • ¼ measure coal
  • 8 ounces red bud of pine
  • 5 quarts sebum of yeti
  • ¼ pint saliva of gibbon
  • wink of selkie
  • greed of caiman
  • 7 kennings grim hair of lynx
  • ¼ dram pure seed of poplar
  • 2 minims alcohol

Directions

Ready a silver vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with talon of basilisk. Mix in coal. Fold in bud of pine. Pour in sebum of yeti. Pour in saliva of gibbon. Add wink of selkie and mix thoroughly.

Blend in greed of caiman. Add hair of lynx. Mix in seed of poplar. While mumbling, add alcohol. Stir once.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Crucial Thaumaturgy of Hope

Ingredients

  • young sorrow
  • cool mist
  • 5 cold live snails
  • 6 measures nitrogen
  • ½ cool scorpion
  • 2 termites

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with sorrow. Blend in mist. Carefully add live snails.

Add nitrogen. Add scorpion. Blend in termites.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Favoured Obscenity of Mind

Ingredients

  • 5 ounces hair of ungulate, salted
  • 2 scruples cool leaf of creeper, cured
  • conscience of redcap
  • shadow

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add hair of ungulate. While moaning gently, mix in leaf of creeper. Carefully add conscience of redcap. Combine with shadow.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 1 to 5 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Blight of Wart of the Milk

Ingredients

  • white wink of toad
  • 3 pinches platinum, cured
  • essence of baobab
  • ½ peck pistil of fern

Directions

Ready a hempen sack for mixing.

Start with wink of toad.

While hopping on three arms, mix in platinum. While dancing on one foot, fold in essence of baobab. Add pistil of fern.


Brish's Fustian Rite of Starlight

Ingredients

  • 6 drops black sap of titan arum
  • 4 ounces hot iron
  • 2 pecks mildew
  • 7 grains prisine phalanx of bear
  • 3 drams scored cranium of fox
  • 8 pleuroti
  • scream of leviathan
  • fear

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add sap of titan arum. Add iron. Fold in mildew. Mix in phalanx of bear. Fold in cranium of fox. Add pleuroti and mix thoroughly. Combine with scream of leviathan. While rotating two feet, add fear and mix thoroughly.


Gushich's Major Invocation of Fear

Ingredients

  • 2 ounces leaf of hibiscus
  • ¼ pinch gold
  • 5 lots cracked stem of creosote
  • corruption
  • 7 live locusts
  • 5 pecks stem of sage

Directions

Ready an obsidian vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add leaf of hibiscus to the prepared vessel.

Add gold. While hopping on one pseudopodium, add stem of creosote. Add corruption. Add live locusts. Mix in stem of sage.


Surprising Spell of Charisma

Ingredients

  • 6 pounds plutonium
  • 3 tumblers prisine sebum of basilisk
  • shadow
  • ½ minim milk of mouse
  • 6 drams leaf of strangler fig
  • ½ locust
  • 7 moths
  • 5 kennings white antimony
  • 2 pinches young char
  • 3 measures sap of vegetable lamb

Directions

On a cloudy day, ready an onyx vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add sebum of basilisk, milk of mouse, and sap of vegetable lamb, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Add plutonium, leaf of strangler fig, antimony, and char.

Cautiously add shadow. Blend in locust. Combine with moths.


Quotidian Lure of Men

Ingredients

  • memory of lotus
  • 5 drams flux
  • 2 pinches radius of rhipidistian
  • corruption
  • grey mist
  • 3 scruples copper
  • 8 spoons sap of mint, shaken

Directions

Prepare a shallow rowan mortar and pestle.

Pour flux and sap of mint into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in radius of rhipidistian and copper, individually.

Wriggle your toes, then add memory of lotus and mix thoroughly. Combine with corruption. Add mist and mix thoroughly.


Cursed Gathering of Demons

Ingredients

  • 8 lots red fruit of wolfsbane
  • 6 drops sap of inkvine
  • 1 measure fibula of chameleon, pulverized
  • 5 drops white saliva of demon
  • 8 lots tooth of bear
  • ¼ blessed live millipede
  • ½ dram antimony

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add fruit of wolfsbane. Pour in sap of inkvine.

Add fibula of chameleon.

Gesture vaguely to the south, then pour in saliva of demon. Mix in tooth of bear. Cautiously add live millipede. Add antimony.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand. 3 to 8 demons should begin to appear within hours.


Rui's Marvelous Summoning of Nimloths

Ingredients

  • 1 live termite
  • 4 kennings coal
  • ¼ dram aluminum, pulverized
  • laughter of possum
  • 5 scruples tallow
  • ½ ounce tarsal of tarsir
  • cursed secret

Directions

Facing north, prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (spruce preferred, though cedar will do).

First, add live termite. While stamping two tentacles, mix in coal.

Add aluminum. Carefully add laughter of possum. Add tallow. Mix in tarsal of tarsir.

Blend in secret.


Surprising Rite of Superstition

Ingredients

  • 6 kennings chilled lead
  • memory of kudzu
  • ¼ lot flower of creosote
  • 6 kennings aluminum
  • 1 peck gallbladder of toad, dessicated
  • 1 red snail
  • ¾ drop brine

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with lead. Snap your fingers once, then cautiously add memory of kudzu.

Mix in flower of creosote. Add aluminum. While rubbing two arms, fold in gallbladder of toad. While standing on three tentacles, fold in snail. Pour in brine.


Granular Spell of Life

Ingredients

  • 8 lots spleen of shad, crushed
  • 5 drams flower of athelas
  • 6 yellowjackets
  • 2 pinches ancient stamen of sage
  • ¼ peck grey tongue of monotreme
  • ½ scruple violet bud of Yggdrasil
  • young starlight
  • 6 ounces fruit of jasmine
  • laughter of gnome
  • 6 measures cold petal of calluna

Directions

Ready a wool sack for mixing.

First, add spleen of shad. Add flower of athelas. Fold in yellowjackets. Add stamen of sage. Add tongue of monotreme. Add bud of Yggdrasil. Fold in starlight. Mix in fruit of jasmine. Carefully add laughter of gnome. Fold in petal of calluna.


Vash's Cursed Enchantment of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • pure sorrow
  • science
  • 3 lots carpal of shark
  • 8 ounces fibula of selkie
  • 5 ounces phlegm of ocelot
  • 6 kennings grim mandible of yeti
  • terror of wombat
  • 3 live mantises

Directions

Prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (rowan preferred, though ash will do).

First, add sorrow. Add science and mix thoroughly.

Fold in carpal of shark. Mix in fibula of selkie. Wriggle your toes, then add phlegm of ocelot. Stir gently.

While mumbling, mix in mandible of yeti. Carefully add terror of wombat. Blend in live mantises.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Consecration of Esteem

Ingredients

  • shadow of daisy
  • 4 grains liver of possum, crushed
  • 1 measure phlegm of gnome
  • 6 minims grim phlegm of albatross
  • ¼ peck tantalum
  • 4 measures carbon
  • 5 lots spleen of rhinoceros

Directions

On a rainy night, ready a zinc vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine phlegm of gnome and phlegm of albatross. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

While rubbing three hands, beat in liver of possum, tantalum, carbon, and spleen of rhinoceros until only a few chunks remain.

While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, cautiously add shadow of daisy.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Thaumaturgy of Scorn

Ingredients

  • violet life
  • ¾ minim phlegm of rat
  • 2 pinches wax
  • 8 scruples cold calcium
  • grin of crocodile
  • 8 drams root of strangler fig
  • wish of huldra
  • 4 scruples bud of hoya

Directions

Prepare a deep steel mortar and pestle.

Add phlegm of rat, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While humming softly, add wax, calcium, root of strangler fig, and bud of hoya.

While rotating three proboscides, add life. Add grin of crocodile. Fold in wish of huldra.

Dig a hole six feet deep and bury. Excavate after the spring thaw.


Elixir for Delicate Gizzard

Ingredients

  • 8 kennings copper, crushed
  • ½ scruple iridium
  • ½ kenning plutonium
  • consciousness of selkie
  • mind of anteater
  • 1 measure prisine xylem of rosemary
  • 4 snails
  • 8 scruples cold gizzard of owl

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of acacia and cherry.

Pour xylem of rosemary into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

While flexing three feet, blend in copper, iridium, plutonium, and gizzard of owl, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add consciousness of selkie and mix thoroughly. Add mind of anteater. Blend in snails.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Sacrament of Wit

Ingredients

  • 6 ounces phosphorus
  • 1 black toadstool
  • ¼ pound sternum of wyrm
  • conscience of salamander
  • ¼ scruple chilled viscera of redcap

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add phosphorus. Cautiously add toadstool. Fold in sternum of wyrm. Blend in conscience of salamander. Mix in viscera of redcap.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Senseless Devilry of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 2 lots eye of wombat
  • ¼ peck cold pistil of rosemary, polished
  • 3 measures young copper
  • ¼ scruple liver of newt, chopped
  • warm laughter of pangolin
  • 7 pints xylem of kudzu
  • esteem of lemur
  • 6 thimbles caloric
  • essence of rafflesia

Directions

On a dry afternoon, ready a fir vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add eye of wombat. Raise one hand and gesticulate wildly, then add pistil of rosemary.

Add copper. Mix in liver of newt. Combine with laughter of pangolin. Pour in xylem of kudzu.

While moaning gently, carefully add esteem of lemur. Add caloric. Stir vigorously. Add essence of rafflesia.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Gushich's Fustian Charm for Disturbance of the Tarsal

Ingredients

  • love
  • ½ measure gizzard of huldra, puréed
  • 6 measures ancient tusk of otter
  • 3 scruples stem of chicory
  • 6 pounds tibia of basilisk
  • 3 pints prisine alcohol
  • 1 quart phlegm of crocodile, tepid
  • conscience of tanuki
  • 4 measures fat of heron, tepid
  • ¾ measure black helium

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, ready an ash vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add alcohol, phlegm of crocodile, fat of heron, and helium, stirring gently.

While rotating one proboscis, blend in gizzard of huldra, tusk of otter, stem of chicory, and tibia of basilisk, stirring until fully dissolved.

While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, add love and mix thoroughly. Add conscience of tanuki and mix thoroughly.

With bare hands, fold a small measure of the curative into an equal amount of wax or tallow, the massage into the subject's tarsal.


Rite of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • ancient fear
  • 8 measures magnesium
  • ½ violet chanterelle
  • 1 chilled butterfly
  • 3 drams mandible of peccary
  • 7 lots ulna of unicorn
  • laughter of man
  • warm idealism
  • 5 scruples red mercury

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of acacia and hickory.

First, add fear. Fold in magnesium. Fold in chanterelle.

Cautiously add butterfly.

Fold in mandible of peccary. Fold in ulna of unicorn. Add laughter of man. Cautiously add idealism. Pour in mercury. Stir vigorously.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Perspicacious Dedication of Laughter

Ingredients

  • touch of raskovnik
  • 8 kennings bark of umdhlebi
  • 3 thimbles blessed mud
  • ½ tumbler brine
  • 7 kennings silicon, cured
  • 3 drams brine
  • 5 live cockles
  • ¾ pinch bud of dandelion
  • memory of moly
  • 3 grains plutonium

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of acacia.

Beat together mud, brine, and brine until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in bark of umdhlebi, silicon, bud of dandelion, and plutonium, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add touch of raskovnik and mix thoroughly. Add live cockles and mix thoroughly. Add memory of moly.


Granular Blight of Afflicted Carpal

Ingredients

  • mind of mosasaur
  • luck
  • ¼ peck scapula of carp
  • 6 drams bark of Nimloth

Directions

Ready a slik sack for mixing.

To begin, add mind of mosasaur. Add luck and mix thoroughly. Add scapula of carp. While dancing on two hands, add bark of Nimloth.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 4 to 10 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Song of Triffids

Ingredients

  • 5 pints brine
  • 5 minims helium
  • ¼ kask hot mercury
  • 6 chilled mites
  • 8 lots stamen of rafflesia, dessicated
  • 1 lot spine of toad, cubed
  • 6 kennings flower of maple
  • 3 spoons pure phloem of umdhlebi

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, ready a lead vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add brine, helium, mercury, and phloem of umdhlebi, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While moaning gently, beat in stamen of rafflesia, spine of toad, and flower of maple until only a few chunks remain.

Combine with mites.


Sanctioned Invocation of Laughter

Ingredients

  • young touch of caiman
  • 7 scruples zinc
  • pure laughter

Directions

Ready a canvas sack for mixing.

First, add touch of caiman. Add zinc. Blend in laughter.


Thaumaturgy of Fear

Ingredients

  • ¾ dram ulna of kelpie, braised
  • 2 live solifuges
  • 4 ounces prisine xylem of Yggdrasil
  • starlight
  • 5 scruples sternum of alligator
  • 2 ounces lead
  • 3 measures dew of triffid, dehydrated

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of maple.

Beat together xylem of Yggdrasil and dew of triffid until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

Blend in ulna of kelpie, sternum of alligator, and lead, stirring until fully dissolved.

Blend in live solifuges. Blend in starlight.


Favoured Antidote for Ache of the Phalanx

Ingredients

  • ½ peck talon of pidgeon
  • ¼ pound pelvis of caiman
  • 6 kasks cerumen of tarsir
  • ¾ pound tin, cubed
  • 8 blessed live mites
  • joy of carp
  • ½ scruple bark of moly

Directions

Ready a yew vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add cerumen of tarsir, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add talon of pidgeon, pelvis of caiman, tin, and bark of moly.

While humming softly, fold in live mites. Blend in joy of carp.


Song of Chanterelles

Ingredients

  • 6 quarts cursed bile of gnome, shaken
  • grim touch of lynx
  • 4 shiitakes
  • pure despair
  • 8 pounds brass, salted
  • 2 drams phosphorus
  • hope
  • 1 kenning flower of cinnamon
  • 5 pecks gallium, cubed

Directions

Prepare a deep hemlock mortar and pestle.

Beat together bile of gnome until frothy.

While moaning gently, add brass, phosphorus, flower of cinnamon, and gallium. Do not overmix.

While staggering to and fro, combine with touch of lynx. Combine with shiitakes. Add despair. Add hope and mix thoroughly.


Spell of Terror

Ingredients

  • memory of demon
  • 2 termites
  • esteem of ocelot
  • young wish of peccary
  • 5 kennings iron, ground
  • ¼ ounce mud
  • 2 live mantises
  • shadow of mosasaur

Directions

Under the sign of Cancer, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add memory of demon. Combine with termites. Gesture vaguely to the north, then fold in esteem of ocelot. Cautiously add wish of peccary. Add iron. Pour in mud. Add live mantises and mix thoroughly.

Add shadow of mosasaur.


Cure for Diseased Scale

Ingredients

  • 1 lot gizzard of bat
  • 4 pounds rot
  • 2 kasks blessed æther, beaten
  • sunlight
  • 4 toadstools
  • grim joy of okapi
  • trouble

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Beat together æther until frothy.

While dancing on one proboscis, blend in gizzard of bat and rot, stirring until fully dissolved.

While leaping, cautiously add sunlight. Carefully add toadstools. Add joy of okapi. Add trouble and mix thoroughly.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Antidote for Wart of the Nose

Ingredients

  • ¾ dram stem of poplar
  • 8 lots tail of pidgeon
  • ½ peck petal of cinnamon
  • 8 pecks prisine tooth of hedgehog
  • 8 grains egg of mouse, pulverized

Directions

Ready a spruce vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with stem of poplar. While stamping three legs, add tail of pidgeon. Mix in petal of cinnamon. Fold in tooth of hedgehog. Mix in egg of mouse.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Charm for Unfortunate Spleen

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple gonad of newt, chopped
  • 4 grains red stamen of lotus
  • 5 scruples tepid choler of leprechaun

Directions

Place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add gonad of newt.

Mix in stamen of lotus. Add choler of leprechaun. Stir gently.


Devilish Spell of Delight

Ingredients

  • 6 live termites
  • love
  • touch of shark
  • 5 live harvestmen
  • 4 pinches red petal of moly
  • 4 lots silver
  • 1 peck pure boron

Directions

Ready a paisley sack for mixing.

Add live termites to the prepared vessel.

Cautiously add love. Combine with touch of shark.

Add live harvestmen and mix thoroughly. Add petal of moly.

Mix in silver. Fold in boron.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Consecration of Laughter

Ingredients

  • 3 tumblers pure mercury
  • black esteem of bear
  • shadow of caiman
  • ¾ kenning tantalum
  • 3 measures tarsal of tanuki
  • 7 quarts ancient nitrogen, dehydrated
  • 2 pints phloem of kudzu
  • 3 pinches magnesium
  • 8 measures furrowed egg of kelpie
  • 7 kennings platinum

Directions

Ready a schist vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add mercury. Carefully add esteem of bear. Fold in shadow of caiman. Fold in tantalum. While mumbling, fold in tarsal of tanuki. Add nitrogen. Snap your fingers thrice, then pour in phloem of kudzu. While gyrating, fold in magnesium. Add egg of kelpie. Add platinum.


Elixir for Disease of the Gallbladder

Ingredients

  • mist
  • cold scent of ash
  • 3 toadstools
  • love
  • 2 pounds blessed heel of leviathan, pulverized
  • ¾ measure chromium, cured
  • ¾ scruple rot
  • 4 pounds bark of willow, pickled

Directions

Prepare a broad lead mortar and pestle.

To begin, add mist. Combine with scent of ash. Blend in toadstools. While mumbling, add love. Fold in heel of leviathan. Mix in chromium. Fold in rot. Fold in bark of willow.


Simple Denunciation of Wishes

Ingredients

  • black science
  • ½ scruple pure scapula of sloth, pulverized
  • 6 pounds pistil of umdhlebi, polished

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add science. Add scapula of sloth. Raise three legs and gesticulate wildly, then fold in pistil of umdhlebi.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Desultory Plague of Malingering Saliva

Ingredients

  • 3 ounces xylem of poplar
  • 5 lots phalanx of alligator
  • shadow
  • darkness
  • 7 kennings silicon
  • black wink of wyrm
  • scent of lily

Directions

Under the sign of Cancer, prepare a narrow cedar mortar and pestle.

Combine xylem of poplar.

While gyrating, stir in phalanx of alligator and silicon, individually.

Add shadow. Add darkness. Add wink of wyrm and mix thoroughly. Combine with scent of lily.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Irregular Fulmination of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 3 spiders
  • essence of treant
  • 3 kennings carpal of gnome, cured
  • 1 dram talon of heron, polished
  • 4 scruples milk of yeti
  • 2 measures tail of lynx

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak and cherry.

Add milk of yeti, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While mumbling, beat in carpal of gnome, talon of heron, and tail of lynx until only a few chunks remain.

While rotating three hands, add spiders. Add essence of treant and mix thoroughly.


Curse of Fulminating Tusk

Ingredients

  • 3 pecks lead
  • grin of squirrel
  • 6 cockles

Directions

Ready a flax sack for mixing.

First, add lead.

Fold in grin of squirrel. Blend in cockles.


Plague of Disorder of the Horn

Ingredients

  • moongleam
  • ½ dram chilled silver
  • 3 pecks young mandible of chameleon

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, prepare a deep hornfels mortar and pestle.

Add moongleam to the prepared vessel.

While tapping three pseudopodia, add silver. Mix in mandible of chameleon.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Invocation of Screaming

Ingredients

  • sorrow
  • ¾ pound violet platinum
  • 6 drops fat of lemur, tepid

Directions

Place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add sorrow. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, mix in platinum.

Add fat of lemur.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Inspired Profanity of Haze

Ingredients

  • ¾ live cockle
  • 3 kennings egg of squirrel
  • spirit of crocodile
  • spark of monkey
  • 6 scruples flower of fern, cured

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add live cockle. While mumbling, add egg of squirrel.

While standing on three legs, fold in spirit of crocodile. Add spark of monkey and mix thoroughly.

While stamping one pseudopodium, mix in flower of fern.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Astonishing Corrective for Disordered Phalanx

Ingredients

  • 1 grain stem of triffid
  • 8 grains chilled brain of redcap
  • 2 pounds calcium
  • 3 enoki
  • grey death
  • ¼ pinch phosphorus, dessicated
  • 6 live mealworms

Directions

Facing north, ready a hempen sack for mixing.

To begin, add stem of triffid. Add brain of redcap.

Add calcium. Gesture vaguely to the north, then fold in enoki. Combine with death. Fold in phosphorus. Carefully add live mealworms.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Devilry of Corruption

Ingredients

  • grin of selkie
  • grey love of chimera
  • 1 quart phloem of tipua
  • 3 scruples sap of aspen
  • 1 pinch radius of shark
  • 7 drams gonad of carp
  • 5 minims oil, stirred

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (alder preferred, though acacia will do).

Add phloem of tipua, sap of aspen, and oil, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While mumbling, stir in radius of shark and gonad of carp, individually.

Add grin of selkie and mix thoroughly. Fold in love of chimera.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Astonishing Enchantment of Starlight

Ingredients

  • 4 termites
  • 5 grains liver of tanuki
  • 3 ounces young aluminum
  • 2 drams pure heart of anteater
  • 1 kenning cockles of troll
  • ½ live snail
  • 7 pints cool brine
  • 7 pounds ear of dog

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with termites. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, mix in liver of tanuki.

Fold in aluminum. Fold in heart of anteater. Add cockles of troll.

Fold in live snail. Add brine. Add ear of dog.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Consecration of Wishes

Ingredients

  • ¾ dram æther, dehydrated
  • 3 scruples white bile of kelpie, shaken
  • grim scent of quaking
  • memory of tipua
  • 8 scruples silver
  • 7 grains leaf of sage
  • ¾ pinch zinc, washed
  • essence of hungry grass
  • 3 live dragonflies
  • 3 pinches gizzard of hedgehog, pulverized

Directions

Facing south, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add æther. While chanting, add bile of kelpie. Add scent of quaking and mix thoroughly. Combine with memory of tipua. Add silver.

Mix in leaf of sage. While rubbing three tentacles, mix in zinc. Add essence of hungry grass. Blend in live dragonflies. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add gizzard of hedgehog.


Obscenity of Superstition

Ingredients

  • ½ minim phloem of elm
  • ¼ measure chilled flux
  • touch of cinnamon
  • 7 ounces petal of rafflesia
  • 4 pounds scapula of fox
  • 4 drops flux
  • 6 lots coal, cubed
  • scorn of ungulate

Directions

Place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add phloem of elm. Add flux. Stir vigorously. While gyrating, add touch of cinnamon. While rubbing three feet, fold in petal of rafflesia. Mix in scapula of fox. While rubbing three legs, pour in flux. Stir vigorously. Add coal. Combine with scorn of ungulate.


Sacrament of Whispers

Ingredients

  • 1 pound warm tungsten
  • hope of yeti
  • memory of jasper

Directions

Facing west, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add tungsten. Cautiously add hope of yeti.

While stamping one hand, carefully add memory of jasper.


Complex Blessing of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • 2 kennings liver of serpent, chopped
  • 6 enoki
  • scent of gryphon
  • ¼ lot calcium
  • ½ thimble phloem of treant
  • ¼ drop phlegm of salamander
  • 4 quarts nitrogen

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with liver of serpent. Snap your fingers thrice, then fold in enoki. Combine with scent of gryphon.

Mix in calcium.

Mix in phloem of treant. Add phlegm of salamander. Stir gently. Mix in nitrogen.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Perspicacious Lure of Tarsirs

Ingredients

  • 6 quarts phloem of hungry grass
  • 5 pounds chipped phosphorus
  • joy
  • memory of titan arum
  • 8 pints cursed dew of lily

Directions

Place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with phloem of hungry grass. Fold in phosphorus. Add joy.

While mumbling, add memory of titan arum.

Mix in dew of lily.


Convenient Corrective for Rash of the Hair

Ingredients

  • 6 kennings hot fruit of ivy, pickled
  • ¾ measure fruit of lily
  • ¾ scruple pure blood of dog, chilled

Directions

Place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together blood of dog until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in fruit of ivy and fruit of lily until only a few chunks remain.


Malediction of Infestation of the Serum

Ingredients

  • cursed suspicion of lemur
  • ½ quart phlegm of monkey
  • 8 pure live locusts
  • ¼ measure granite
  • haze
  • ½ scruple tantalum

Directions

Under a crescent moon, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (larch preferred, though pine will do).

Start with suspicion of lemur.

Pour in phlegm of monkey. Stir vigorously. Combine with live locusts. While rubbing one foot, add granite. Carefully add haze.

Add tantalum.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Lure of Lungfish

Ingredients

  • black life
  • 7 ounces violet scale of bat
  • 1 pinch young fibula of rhinoceros
  • grin of shark
  • 1 pinch rib of elephant
  • 4 kennings twig of aspen
  • corruption
  • death
  • ½ scruple lead

Directions

On a rainy afternoon, prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (oak preferred, though acacia will do).

Start with life. While mumbling, fold in scale of bat. Fold in fibula of rhinoceros. Cautiously add grin of shark. Mix in rib of elephant. Mix in twig of aspen. Combine with corruption. Fold in death. Mix in lead.


Rite of Hope

Ingredients

  • 7 grains red stamen of mint, cubed
  • joy of marsupial
  • 6 pecks radius of newt
  • 1 minim chilled neon
  • ¼ thimble dew of lotus
  • 7 lots ancient hair of basilisk
  • 7 measures scored branch of hazel
  • shadow of strangler fig
  • 4 pounds cranium of gharial
  • esteem of anteater

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of elm.

Beat together neon and dew of lotus until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in stamen of mint, radius of newt, hair of basilisk, branch of hazel, and cranium of gharial, individually.

While rotating one tentacle, combine with joy of marsupial. Carefully add shadow of strangler fig. Carefully add esteem of anteater.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Gathering of Bamboos

Ingredients

  • 8 ounces platinum
  • memory of inkvine
  • sorrow of crocodile
  • 4 scorpions
  • 4 scruples magnesium
  • darkness
  • 2 grains furrowed thyroid of huldra
  • ¼ lot gizzard of lynx
  • essence of hazel

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add platinum to the prepared vessel.

Combine with memory of inkvine. While gyrating, fold in sorrow of crocodile. Cautiously add scorpions.

Fold in magnesium. Blend in darkness. Add thyroid of huldra. Fold in gizzard of lynx. While stamping three legs, carefully add essence of hazel.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 2 to 6 bamboos should begin to appear within seconds.


Rui's Bane of Ache of the Rib

Ingredients

  • 7 measures patella of parrot
  • ¾ measure rib of selkie
  • grim laughter of swallow
  • 1 grain calcium, puréed
  • esteem of pangolin
  • greed of rhipidistian
  • 4 kennings chilled stamen of jasmine
  • 8 kennings root of ivy

Directions

With a setting Mars in the sky, ready a hempen sack for mixing.

To begin, add patella of parrot. Add rib of selkie. While rubbing one arm, cautiously add laughter of swallow.

Fold in calcium. While chanting, add esteem of pangolin. Fold in greed of rhipidistian. Add stamen of jasmine.

Fold in root of ivy.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Righe's Corrective for Infected Ulna

Ingredients

  • ¼ scruple ear of chameleon
  • 5 scruples white pistil of ash
  • 7 pints blessed sap of creosote
  • ¾ live spider
  • 4 grains coal

Directions

Prepare a deep silver mortar and pestle.

Pour sap of creosote into prepared vessel.

While stamping two pseudopodia, blend in ear of chameleon, pistil of ash, and coal, stirring until fully dissolved.

Blend in live spider.


Blessing of Corruption

Ingredients

  • 7 harvestmen
  • 5 scruples brass
  • darkness
  • death
  • ancient superstition

Directions

On a misty afternoon, ready a slik sack for mixing.

Add harvestmen to the prepared vessel. Add brass. Add darkness. Blend in death.

Add superstition and mix thoroughly.


Troiram's Blight of Disturbance of the Blood

Ingredients

  • ¼ kenning plutonium, crushed
  • 2 shiitakes
  • ¼ kenning red tusk of peccary
  • violet breath of peccary
  • 5 pints cool alcohol

Directions

Facing north, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine alcohol. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, add plutonium and tusk of peccary.

Add shiitakes and mix thoroughly. Combine with breath of peccary.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Astonishing Thaumaturgy of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • 6 grains twig of poplar, dessicated
  • 6 pinches gizzard of shark
  • 4 lots branch of ent
  • ¾ kenning tibia of kelpie, cubed
  • 8 live centipedes
  • 5 dragonflies
  • 2 drams phloem of quaking
  • 1 grain phosphorus
  • 2 pecks furrowed tin, ground
  • 6 pounds stem of triffid

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (spruce preferred, though hemlock will do).

Add phloem of quaking, stirring gently.

Raise one tentacle and gesticulate wildly, then stir in twig of poplar, gizzard of shark, branch of ent, tibia of kelpie, phosphorus, tin, and stem of triffid, individually.

Gesture vaguely to the south, then combine with live centipedes. Cautiously add dragonflies.


Cure for Illness of the Carpal

Ingredients

  • 1 live yellowjacket
  • joy
  • 6 pecks furrowed brass
  • ¼ kenning pure copper
  • ½ dram calcium
  • 7 pounds bark of treant

Directions

Under the sign of Pisces, prepare a shallow hickory mortar and pestle.

First, add live yellowjacket. Add joy. While gyrating, add brass. While standing on three feet, fold in copper.

Fold in calcium. Add bark of treant.

With bare hands, apply the curative to the carpal directly, then bandage.


Invocation of Wit

Ingredients

  • 1 snail
  • 7 minims æther
  • 7 scruples humerus of squirrel

Directions

Ready a birch vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with snail. While flexing one hand, add æther. Stir vigorously. Fold in humerus of squirrel.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Baroque Malediction of Illness of the Scapula

Ingredients

  • 7 mantises
  • 7 mealworms
  • 4 kennings cold silver
  • chilled essence of baobab
  • 7 grains gizzard of gnome
  • 6 pounds spleen of leprechaun

Directions

Ready a flax sack for mixing.

To begin, add mantises. While stamping one tentacle, fold in mealworms. While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, fold in silver. Blend in essence of baobab.

While flexing three legs, add gizzard of gnome.

Add spleen of leprechaun.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Devilish Spell of Whispers

Ingredients

  • breath of dog
  • 7 pounds gravel
  • sunlight

Directions

Prepare a narrow basalt mortar and pestle.

To begin, add breath of dog. Fold in gravel. Add sunlight and mix thoroughly.


Jinx of Fulminating Saliva

Ingredients

  • 4 spoons cerumen of ocelot
  • conscience of loach
  • ¾ live mollusk
  • 8 grains stamen of kudzu
  • 6 pounds fibula of marsupial
  • mist

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine cerumen of ocelot.

While leaping, beat in stamen of kudzu and fibula of marsupial until only a few chunks remain.

Gesture vaguely to the east, then blend in conscience of loach. Add live mollusk and mix thoroughly. Add mist and mix thoroughly.


Lure of Loosestrifes

Ingredients

  • ¾ ounce petal of ash
  • ½ kenning liver of anteater, braised
  • 6 pecks spine of anteater, ground
  • 1 lot zinc, salted
  • 7 pecks wax, crushed
  • ¾ spoon red phloem of ent

Directions

With a setting Mercury in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add phloem of ent, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While gyrating, stir in petal of ash, liver of anteater, spine of anteater, zinc, and wax, individually.


Jinx of Charm

Ingredients

  • 5 scruples lithium, crushed
  • ¼ lot white heel of newt
  • 5 thimbles alcohol
  • 8 kennings scorched rib of wombat
  • 8 pinches iron, washed
  • esteem of wyrm
  • 6 kasks dew of rafflesia

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, prepare a narrow elm mortar and pestle.

First, add lithium. Add heel of newt. Add alcohol. While staggering to and fro, add rib of wombat.

Fold in iron. Fold in esteem of wyrm. While flexing three feet, pour in dew of rafflesia. Stir once.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's None, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Bane of Forgetfulness

Ingredients

  • ½ dram phalanx of troll, dessicated
  • luck
  • 7 grains pistil of hazel
  • 5 ounces petal of aspen
  • grey shadow

Directions

Ready a flax sack for mixing.

First, add phalanx of troll. Blend in luck. Snap your fingers once, then mix in pistil of hazel. While dancing on one tentacle, mix in petal of aspen.

Carefully add shadow.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Suitible Bane of Sickly Tooth

Ingredients

  • cool sorrow
  • 5 measures gizzard of pidgeon
  • 3 centipedes
  • 4 kennings prisine petal of Nimloth
  • 5 pecks zinc, crushed
  • 6 pleuroti

Directions

On a dry night, ready a tartan sack for mixing.

Add sorrow to the prepared vessel. While standing on two legs, add gizzard of pidgeon. Add centipedes. Mix in petal of Nimloth.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then add zinc. Carefully add pleuroti.


Charm of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 8 lots gold
  • black hope
  • 2 lots warm mandible of parrot
  • ¼ dragonfly
  • 6 black locusts

Directions

Under the sign of Orion, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with gold.

Raise two feet and gesticulate wildly, then cautiously add hope. Add mandible of parrot. Carefully add dragonfly. Add locusts and mix thoroughly.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Spell of Superstition

Ingredients

  • 8 ounces gravel, chopped
  • 5 drams hot humerus of demon
  • 5 pecks arsenic
  • touch of raskovnik

Directions

Under the sign of Leo, prepare a deep gold mortar and pestle.

To begin, add gravel. While leaping, fold in humerus of demon. Fold in arsenic. Add touch of raskovnik.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Vash's Fustian Antidote for Disordered Heart

Ingredients

  • esteem of chimera
  • 6 live moths
  • 3 ounces dew of lily
  • ¾ dram brain of sloth, braised

Directions

Prepare a shallow basalt mortar and pestle.

Add dew of lily, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Stir in brain of sloth, individually.

While staggering to and fro, add esteem of chimera. Add live moths and mix thoroughly.


Perplexing Conjuring of Baboons

Ingredients

  • touch of chicory
  • whisper of shrew
  • ½ measure choler of gibbon

Directions

Facing east, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hemlock.

Add touch of chicory to the prepared vessel. Add whisper of shrew and mix thoroughly.

Add choler of gibbon.


Charm of Love

Ingredients

  • warm wish of wyvern
  • 3 scruples scored heart of shad
  • ½ ounce chromium, washed
  • ½ pinch horn of lungfish, ground
  • 4 live yellowjackets
  • 7 ancient shiitakes
  • ¼ pound cranium of selkie
  • black essence of raskovnik
  • 8 grim enoki

Directions

Under a waxing moon, ready a linen sack for mixing.

First, add wish of wyvern. Mix in heart of shad. Fold in chromium. Add horn of lungfish.

Fold in live yellowjackets. Carefully add shiitakes. Mix in cranium of selkie. Cautiously add essence of raskovnik. Combine with enoki.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Consecration of Terror

Ingredients

  • 4 measures chipped humerus of lynx
  • joy
  • 8 pecks grey cadmium
  • ¾ pound grim zinc

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add humerus of lynx to the prepared vessel.

Combine with joy. Fold in cadmium. While hopping on two pseudopodia, fold in zinc.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Rui's Irregular Invitation of Ungulates

Ingredients

  • ¼ scruple prisine tibia of unicorn
  • essence of ent
  • ¾ grain tarsal of pangolin
  • 5 grains tungsten
  • spark of wyrm
  • 3 ounces phloem of wolfsbane
  • 4 scruples gallium, ground
  • 6 pinches pure gravel
  • 1 ounce pistil of cinnamon

Directions

Place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour phloem of wolfsbane into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in tibia of unicorn, tarsal of pangolin, tungsten, gallium, gravel, and pistil of cinnamon until only a few chunks remain.

While waving a leg slowly over the mixture, fold in essence of ent. Fold in spark of wyrm.


Sacrament of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • ½ pinch egg of basilisk
  • 5 lots cursed rib of elephant, ground
  • 5 spoons xylem of creeper
  • ¼ measure char

Directions

Place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add egg of basilisk. Fold in rib of elephant. While standing on one leg, mix in xylem of creeper. Add char.


Blessing of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • 2 toadstools
  • 6 grim live moths
  • 3 pinches spine of lynx

Directions

Under the sign of Orion, prepare a shallow ash mortar and pestle.

Start with toadstools. Fold in live moths.

Add spine of lynx.


Rite of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • ¼ tumbler helium
  • 3 pints sap of mandrake
  • 4 scruples arsenic
  • ½ grain gonad of gibbon
  • 8 grains tail of fox
  • 6 centipedes
  • 8 pounds stem of ivy
  • 5 pecks gold

Directions

On a rainy night, ready a pumice vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together helium and sap of mandrake until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in arsenic, gonad of gibbon, tail of fox, stem of ivy, and gold, stirring until fully dissolved.

Raise two hands and gesticulate wildly, then combine with centipedes.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Practical Fulmination of Joy

Ingredients

  • 4 lots gravel
  • scent of baboon
  • shadow of creeper

Directions

With a rising sun in the sky, prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (hemlock preferred, though pine will do).

First, add gravel. Blend in scent of baboon.

Cautiously add shadow of creeper.


Sacrament of Hope

Ingredients

  • 2 measures heart of owl
  • touch of bear
  • cool joy of sloth
  • 1 scruple neon, diluted
  • memory of titan arum
  • 3 grains cobalt

Directions

On a dry night, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add heart of owl to the prepared vessel. Blend in touch of bear. Add joy of sloth. Pour in neon. Stir once. Fold in memory of titan arum. Add cobalt.


Beckoning of Mollusks

Ingredients

  • 3 lots polonium, cured
  • 8 pounds calcium, braised
  • ¾ peck prisine spleen of fox
  • 4 scruples calcium
  • starlight
  • 7 ounces fruit of ivy
  • ¼ dram mildew

Directions

On a humid night, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add polonium. Add calcium. Fold in spleen of fox. Wriggle your fingers, then fold in calcium. Blend in starlight. Fold in fruit of ivy. Fold in mildew.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use. 2 to 6 mollusks should begin to appear within hours.


Charm for Infirm Sternum

Ingredients

  • shadow of sloth
  • 2 lots patella of wyvern
  • pure love
  • 1 scruple root of sage, braised
  • 2 measures ulna of fox, ground
  • ¾ ounce chipped spine of shrew, crushed
  • 4 ounces twig of lily
  • touch of wolfsbane
  • 5 ounces ancient brass
  • scream of yeti

Directions

Under a crescent moon, ready a jasper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with shadow of sloth. Fold in patella of wyvern.

Blend in love. Mix in root of sage. Fold in ulna of fox. Add spine of shrew. Mix in twig of lily. While standing on three legs, cautiously add touch of wolfsbane. Add brass. Combine with scream of yeti.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Curse of Debilitated Tarsal

Ingredients

  • black memory of moly
  • 3 ounces water, diluted
  • ¾ live scorpion
  • ½ minim chilled fat of marsupial
  • superstition
  • 2 kennings phosphorus
  • 3 kennings chilled patella of ungulate
  • 3 minims red helium, diluted

Directions

On a humid afternoon, ready a cedar vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add memory of moly to the prepared vessel. Mix in water.

While hopping on one tentacle, add live scorpion. Pour in fat of marsupial. Stir gently. Add superstition and mix thoroughly. While hopping on two legs, add phosphorus. Fold in patella of ungulate. Pour in helium.


Plague of Aching Sebum

Ingredients

  • ¼ ounce choler of newt
  • 4 quarts milk of heron
  • ¾ peck petal of Green Man
  • 2 live spiders
  • 7 kennings ulna of wyrm
  • 1 red mealworm
  • 2 grains twig of ash
  • 7 pinches calcium, cubed
  • 5 drams leaf of vegetable lamb
  • 3 drams cockles of wyrm

Directions

With a setting sun in the sky, place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add choler of newt and milk of heron, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in petal of Green Man, ulna of wyrm, twig of ash, calcium, leaf of vegetable lamb, and cockles of wyrm, stirring until fully dissolved.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then add live spiders. Carefully add mealworm.


Brish's Minor Plague of Debilitated Milk

Ingredients

  • chilled trouble
  • joy of sloth
  • 6 pinches cadmium

Directions

Facing south, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with trouble.

Cautiously add joy of sloth.

Add cadmium.


Convenient Antidote for Rash of the Cranium

Ingredients

  • memory of strangler fig
  • ½ peck viscera of crocodile
  • 7 scruples ancient fruit of umdhlebi
  • ½ pound aluminum
  • 5 measures pelvis of fox
  • love
  • 4 measures fat of demon, diluted
  • 4 pecks cranium of lynx
  • 8 spoons æther, shaken
  • white essence of jasper

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar.

Beat together fat of demon and æther until frothy.

While moaning gently, beat in viscera of crocodile, fruit of umdhlebi, aluminum, pelvis of fox, and cranium of lynx until only a few chunks remain.

While mumbling, cautiously add memory of strangler fig. Fold in love. Add essence of jasper and mix thoroughly.


Blessing of Superstition

Ingredients

  • 5 tumblers pure mud
  • 6 kennings chipped radius of albatross
  • blessed consciousness of crocodile

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add mud. While dancing on three legs, mix in radius of albatross. Add consciousness of crocodile.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Plague of Illness of the Nose

Ingredients

  • 7 pinches cold mildew
  • 6 pounds scorched quartz
  • ½ measure grim chromium

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (alder preferred, though maple will do).

First, add mildew.

Mix in quartz. Mix in chromium.


Righe's Convenient Spell of Laughter

Ingredients

  • 8 kasks mud, dehydrated
  • ¼ ounce wax
  • mist
  • 8 drops young phloem of cinnamon
  • whisper of lungfish
  • 3 lots black humerus of shark
  • moongleam
  • ¾ grain cadmium
  • 8 spoons phlegm of wyrm

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, ready a steel vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together mud, phloem of cinnamon, and phlegm of wyrm until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in wax, humerus of shark, and cadmium until only a few chunks remain.

Blend in mist. Blend in whisper of lungfish. Carefully add moongleam.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Curse of Aching Ear

Ingredients

  • cold touch of gharial
  • ¾ peck cockles of chameleon, cubed
  • ½ kenning blessed potassium, pickled
  • 5 pecks cobalt
  • ½ scruple iron
  • 7 pinches tooth of echidna
  • 2 scorpions
  • fear
  • 8 drams pistil of dandelion, cured

Directions

Under a crescent moon, ready a jacquard sack for mixing.

First, add touch of gharial.

Mix in cockles of chameleon. Mix in potassium. While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, add cobalt. Add iron. While rubbing two legs, mix in tooth of echidna. Combine with scorpions. Add fear and mix thoroughly. While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, fold in pistil of dandelion.


Fulminating Antidote for Unfortunate Blood

Ingredients

  • 1 peck quartz
  • trouble
  • red scream of selkie
  • 1 pound bud of triffid
  • despair
  • hope
  • 4 ounces seed of Nimloth
  • 3 grains lead
  • 6 scruples char, crushed
  • ½ dram helium

Directions

Facing north, ready a zinc vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add quartz. Add trouble.

While hopping on three hands, combine with scream of selkie. Fold in bud of triffid.

Carefully add despair. Fold in hope. Mix in seed of Nimloth.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, fold in lead. While standing on three pseudopodia, add char. Mix in helium. Stir gently.

Make a poultice using Gushich's standard method. Apply to blood immediately.


Marvelous Jinx of Corruption

Ingredients

  • ¾ peck chipped fruit of aspen
  • 3 drops saliva of fowl
  • 7 measures cadmium
  • 4 red live solifuges
  • 3 measures chilled humerus of wyrm
  • scent of pine

Directions

Facing north, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (yew preferred, though fir will do).

First, add fruit of aspen. Pour in saliva of fowl. Stir once. Add cadmium.

Combine with live solifuges. While flexing three proboscides, fold in humerus of wyrm. While humming softly, blend in scent of pine.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Convocation of Anteaters

Ingredients

  • 6 ounces mandible of possum
  • ¾ pound brass
  • ¾ drop serum of monotreme, dehydrated
  • 1 live moth
  • ¾ peck root of chicory
  • ¼ minim flux
  • 7 quarts blessed blood of hyrax, diluted
  • 1 lot calcium, braised

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Beat together serum of monotreme, flux, and blood of hyrax until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

While moaning gently, stir in mandible of possum, brass, root of chicory, and calcium, individually.

Carefully add live moth.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 2 to 5 anteaters should begin to appear within hours.


Sanctioned Sacrament of Mist

Ingredients

  • ¾ kenning nose of wombat
  • 8 lots eye of fowl
  • memory of fern
  • 5 lots cadmium
  • 1 dram rib of squirrel

Directions

Under a waxing moon, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add nose of wombat to the prepared vessel. Add eye of fowl. While chanting, add memory of fern and mix thoroughly. Fold in cadmium. Fold in rib of squirrel.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Crucial Dedication of Wit

Ingredients

  • 4 lots chromium, puréed
  • 6 tumblers brine
  • 3 pounds pistil of rosemary, chopped
  • 8 grains young spine of lemur, washed
  • ¼ pinch cool pelvis of shrew
  • 2 pounds gizzard of man, braised
  • idealism
  • 7 kennings fruit of cinnamon
  • 7 scruples pistil of Green Man
  • 1 dram char

Directions

Prepare a deep marble mortar and pestle.

Pour brine into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Stir in chromium, pistil of rosemary, spine of lemur, pelvis of shrew, gizzard of man, fruit of cinnamon, pistil of Green Man, and char, individually.

Blend in idealism.


Dos's Antidote for Disordered Milk

Ingredients

  • 2 tumblers phloem of sage
  • 5 measures ear of heron
  • ¾ ounce hot silver
  • black virtue of caiman
  • 8 pounds rib of redcap, pulverized

Directions

On a humid evening, place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add phloem of sage. While chanting, add ear of heron. Fold in silver. Carefully add virtue of caiman. Mix in rib of redcap.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Song of Otters

Ingredients

  • 6 grains black brain of marsupial, ground
  • cool scent of dandelion
  • 1 measure petal of bottlebrush
  • love of eel
  • 7 lots sternum of redcap
  • 8 scruples flower of ent, pulverized
  • 3 pinches chilled branch of umdhlebi
  • 7 live mollusks

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add brain of marsupial. Blend in scent of dandelion. Mix in petal of bottlebrush. While chanting, blend in love of eel. Add sternum of redcap. Fold in flower of ent. Mix in branch of umdhlebi. Blend in live mollusks.


Minor Bane of Esteem

Ingredients

  • ¼ measure warm mercury
  • pure hope
  • grim wink of wyvern
  • ¼ shiitake
  • 7 measures antimony, polished
  • 2 pinches bud of hungry grass
  • 4 quarts serum of carp, diluted
  • 1 ounce magnesium
  • 4 grains cadmium

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine mercury and serum of carp. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

While hopping on two arms, stir in antimony, bud of hungry grass, magnesium, and cadmium, individually.

While standing on two proboscides, blend in hope. Cautiously add wink of wyvern. Cautiously add shiitake.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's None, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Cursed Corrective for Disorder of the Sebum

Ingredients

  • 7 pounds tungsten
  • 1 scruple cool chromium, dessicated
  • ½ red mite
  • 8 pinches furrowed char
  • 7 kennings brass, polished
  • 2 thimbles phlegm of wombat, stirred
  • 8 drams cursed tongue of loach
  • ½ quart blood of marsupial

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, ready a yew vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add tungsten to the prepared vessel. Fold in chromium.

Blend in mite. Mix in char.

While staggering to and fro, fold in brass. Add phlegm of wombat. Mix in tongue of loach. Add blood of marsupial. Stir once.


Consecration of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • 1 pinch grim bud of mandrake
  • ½ peck stem of hoya
  • ¼ pinch boron
  • 4 thimbles oil

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew and spruce.

Add bud of mandrake to the prepared vessel. Add stem of hoya.

While moaning gently, fold in boron. Pour in oil.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Cursed Convocation of Mandrakes

Ingredients

  • ¼ dram pure calcium, ground
  • ¼ kenning iron
  • 5 pinches cranium of tarsir
  • ancient suspicion of echidna
  • 6 scruples liver of bear, polished
  • 6 pints viscous lymph of leviathan, tepid
  • 4 pinches ulna of otter
  • 1 mite
  • 8 live dragonflies

Directions

Ready a tin vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add calcium to the prepared vessel. While hopping on two arms, add iron. Add cranium of tarsir. Blend in suspicion of echidna. Wriggle your toes, then mix in liver of bear. Mix in lymph of leviathan.

Add ulna of otter.

Add mite and mix thoroughly.

Blend in live dragonflies.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds. 5 to 13 mandrakes should begin to appear within minutes.


Troiram's Antidote for Sickly Spleen

Ingredients

  • 4 mollusks
  • ½ pinch scorched branch of titan arum
  • ¾ ounce tallow
  • 7 grains mandible of marsupial
  • 2 ancient enoki
  • ½ worm
  • shadow
  • 1 chanterelle
  • esteem of salamander

Directions

On a humid morning, prepare a broad nickel mortar and pestle.

To begin, add mollusks. Mix in branch of titan arum. Fold in tallow. Fold in mandible of marsupial. Fold in enoki. While gyrating, combine with worm. Add shadow and mix thoroughly.

Add chanterelle. Combine with esteem of salamander.

With bare hands, apply the curative to the spleen directly, then bandage.


Spell of Virtue

Ingredients

  • ancient love of huldra
  • 4 live ants
  • ¼ warm live locust
  • 3 measures phloem of rose
  • scent of loosestrife
  • 2 pounds prisine spleen of man, salted
  • 8 quarts nitrogen
  • ½ lot talon of ocelot, salted

Directions

Ready an iron vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with love of huldra.

Carefully add live ants. Blend in live locust. Mix in phloem of rose. Stir gently. Cautiously add scent of loosestrife. Fold in spleen of man.

Pour in nitrogen. Stir once. While dancing on one arm, add talon of ocelot.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Grand Convocation of Butterflies

Ingredients

  • 7 lots bud of aspen
  • 2 measures choler of toad
  • 7 scruples silver

Directions

On a rainy evening, place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add bud of aspen.

Pour in choler of toad. Add silver.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 3 to 9 butterflies should begin to appear within hours.


Remedy for Lazy Patella

Ingredients

  • 1 quart grim cerumen of hedgehog
  • cursed shadow of bat
  • sorrow of gryphon
  • shadow of Nimloth
  • ¼ thimble serum of hyrax, chilled
  • cool scent of lotus
  • esteem of monotreme
  • ¼ scruple mandible of shad
  • greed of loach

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add cerumen of hedgehog. Fold in shadow of bat. Blend in sorrow of gryphon. Add shadow of Nimloth and mix thoroughly. Mix in serum of hyrax. Stir vigorously. Fold in scent of lotus. Add esteem of monotreme and mix thoroughly. While staggering to and fro, fold in mandible of shad. Combine with greed of loach.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Blasphemous Rite of Wishes

Ingredients

  • ¼ scruple carbon
  • ½ pound char, ground
  • ¾ scruple antimony, ground
  • 3 ounces cold branch of mandrake
  • 8 ounces cool wax

Directions

Ready a slate vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add carbon.

Add char. Mix in antimony. Fold in branch of mandrake. Gesture vaguely to the south, then add wax.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Blasphemy of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • 4 scruples antimony
  • 4 measures twig of maple, puréed
  • luck
  • ¾ grain violet root of oak
  • 1 pinch chipped tantalum
  • 7 live mantises
  • ½ dram warm thyroid of sloth
  • 5 pints cold fat of wombat, chilled
  • ½ lot phalanx of caiman

Directions

Place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add antimony. Mix in twig of maple. Combine with luck. Fold in root of oak.

Mix in tantalum. Fold in live mantises. Mix in thyroid of sloth.

Mix in fat of wombat. Stir gently. Fold in phalanx of caiman.


Complex Assembly of Salamanders

Ingredients

  • ¼ quart water
  • 3 shiitakes
  • 6 enoki
  • 4 kennings heel of pangolin
  • shadow of mandrake
  • ½ kask oil
  • hot shadow
  • laughter of lungfish
  • 4 live snails
  • 2 drops tepid dew of ash

Directions

Ready an ash vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add water. Add shiitakes and mix thoroughly. Blend in enoki. Raise one foot and gesticulate wildly, then fold in heel of pangolin. While flexing one pseudopodium, blend in shadow of mandrake.

While humming softly, add oil. Stir gently.

Blend in shadow. Carefully add laughter of lungfish. Add live snails and mix thoroughly. Pour in dew of ash.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 4 to 10 salamanders should begin to appear within seconds.


Suppressed Invitation of Bears

Ingredients

  • wink of toad
  • ½ lot seed of fern, pulverized
  • memory of moly
  • 6 tumblers dilute choler of tarsir
  • 5 lots patella of mouse
  • ¾ lot magnesium
  • moongleam
  • ¼ pound stamen of hungry grass, pulverized

Directions

Place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together choler of tarsir until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While mumbling, stir in seed of fern, patella of mouse, magnesium, and stamen of hungry grass, individually.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then combine with wink of toad. Blend in memory of moly. Blend in moongleam.


Suitible Rite of Death

Ingredients

  • ¼ ounce viscera of squirrel
  • ½ pound liver of wyrm
  • 2 pounds scorched patella of basilisk

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready a paisley sack for mixing.

First, add viscera of squirrel. Add liver of wyrm.

Mix in patella of basilisk.


Devilish Spell of Wit

Ingredients

  • 7 fleas
  • ½ red live yellowjacket
  • cursed despair of possum

Directions

Ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

To begin, add fleas. Raise two proboscides and gesticulate wildly, then carefully add live yellowjacket. Fold in despair of possum.


Invocation of Charisma

Ingredients

  • ¾ grain nose of albatross
  • 5 pecks petal of inkvine, chopped
  • ¾ pleurotus
  • 4 drops xylem of fern
  • touch of echidna
  • ¾ ounce fruit of strangler fig
  • 3 lots tarsal of alligator
  • 8 spoons nitrogen

Directions

Facing north, place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add nose of albatross. While leaping, fold in petal of inkvine. Fold in pleurotus. Pour in xylem of fern. Stir once.

Add touch of echidna and mix thoroughly.

Add fruit of strangler fig. Mix in tarsal of alligator.

Mix in nitrogen.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Perspicacious Blight of Diseased Gonad

Ingredients

  • 7 scruples bud of chicory
  • 7 scruples violet flower of raskovnik
  • 1 grain branch of sage

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with bud of chicory.

Snap your fingers thrice, then mix in flower of raskovnik. Add branch of sage.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Antidote for Ailing Pelvis

Ingredients

  • 5 grains stem of fern, pickled
  • 1 scruple talon of echidna, pulverized
  • ¾ drop cursed mercury
  • 7 measures grim zinc
  • 4 drams petal of elm
  • touch of fern
  • breath of yeti
  • 6 pecks cracked polonium

Directions

Prepare a broad silver mortar and pestle.

First, add stem of fern. Add talon of echidna. Mix in mercury. Stir gently. Mix in zinc. Fold in petal of elm.

Combine with touch of fern. Add breath of yeti and mix thoroughly.

Fold in polonium.


Malediction of Strength

Ingredients

  • ¾ grain calcium, ground
  • 5 blessed yellowjackets
  • ¼ kenning viscera of redcap
  • 4 measures ulna of anteater

Directions

On a dry night, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add calcium to the prepared vessel.

Cautiously add yellowjackets. While waving an arm slowly over the mixture, mix in viscera of redcap. Mix in ulna of anteater.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Troiram's Fulminating Jinx of Mist

Ingredients

  • grim love
  • 1 lot copper
  • 6 tumblers alcohol

Directions

Prepare a deep hornfels mortar and pestle.

Combine alcohol. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While staggering to and fro, add copper.

Snap your fingers once, then carefully add love.


Righe's Fustian Assembly of Strangler Figs

Ingredients

  • white shadow of Yggdrasil
  • 6 measures young helium
  • ½ lot silicon
  • darkness

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add shadow of Yggdrasil. Wriggle your fingers, then pour in helium. Mix in silicon. While rubbing three feet, add darkness and mix thoroughly.


Favoured Blasphemy of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • scent of poplar
  • ¾ grim termite
  • 6 tumblers mud, beaten
  • suspicion of shrew
  • ¼ live millipede
  • ½ live snail

Directions

Place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add scent of poplar. Add termite. While stamping two pseudopodia, mix in mud. Add suspicion of shrew. Add live millipede and mix thoroughly. While mumbling, carefully add live snail.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Invitation of Ivies

Ingredients

  • blessed shadow of willow
  • 1 pinch brass
  • 1 pinch grim twig of bottlebrush
  • 6 ounces tallow
  • 2 grains gravel
  • ¾ lot brain of bat, dessicated

Directions

Facing south, prepare a deep nickel mortar and pestle.

First, add shadow of willow. Fold in brass.

While dancing on two tentacles, fold in twig of bottlebrush. Add tallow. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, fold in gravel. Fold in brain of bat.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard. 5 to 11 ivies should begin to appear within hours.


Minor Blight of Debilitated Pelvis

Ingredients

  • red sorrow
  • 3 pints xylem of Green Man
  • 7 lots gallbladder of wyrm
  • love
  • ¾ toadstool
  • breath of shad
  • 5 pounds chipped tallow
  • 6 pounds red seed of fern
  • 6 scruples brine

Directions

Prepare a broad zinc mortar and pestle.

Add sorrow to the prepared vessel. Gesture vaguely to the north, then mix in xylem of Green Man. Stir gently. Fold in gallbladder of wyrm. Cautiously add love. While tapping two legs, add toadstool and mix thoroughly. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, combine with breath of shad. Add tallow. While standing on one hand, fold in seed of fern. Mix in brine.


Essential Obscenity of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • ¾ ounce cranium of gibbon
  • 1 measure silver
  • idealism
  • pragmatism

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready a nickel vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with cranium of gibbon. Fold in silver.

While tapping three hands, fold in idealism. Combine with pragmatism.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Troiram's Enchantment of Delight

Ingredients

  • 2 live harvestmen
  • 2 pounds aluminum
  • superstition
  • science
  • ½ ounce tin
  • 7 scruples coal
  • 1 drop sap of moly
  • 1 pinch young branch of kudzu, washed
  • despair

Directions

Ready a syenite vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add live harvestmen to the prepared vessel. Raise three hands and gesticulate wildly, then add aluminum. Add superstition and mix thoroughly. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, combine with science. Add tin. Add coal. While dancing on three arms, add sap of moly. Mix in branch of kudzu. While humming softly, fold in despair.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Consecration of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • 2 grains branch of quaking
  • ¾ grain prisine stem of bamboo
  • breath of ghoul
  • death
  • 1 dram furrowed thyroid of parrot
  • shadow of hibiscus

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, prepare a shallow syenite mortar and pestle.

First, add branch of quaking. Fold in stem of bamboo. While gyrating, fold in breath of ghoul. While humming softly, add death and mix thoroughly. Mix in thyroid of parrot. While standing on three pseudopodia, fold in shadow of hibiscus.


Summoning of Parrots

Ingredients

  • 8 measures hair of otter, crushed
  • 2 ounces tepid water
  • essence of mandrake
  • ¼ minim tear of otter, tepid
  • 5 ounces stamen of elm

Directions

Under the sign of Cancer, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cherry.

Start with hair of otter. Mix in water. Gesture vaguely to the north, then cautiously add essence of mandrake. Mix in tear of otter.

While dancing on one hand, mix in stamen of elm.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 5 to 12 parrots should begin to appear within minutes.


Dedication of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • 2 pinches copper
  • 3 measures sodium
  • 7 tumblers sebum of swallow, chilled
  • 4 thimbles flux, tepid
  • 3 pecks prisine boron, ground

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of maple.

Add sebum of swallow and flux, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While rubbing one leg, add copper, sodium, and boron. Do not overmix.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Bane of Riotous Heel

Ingredients

  • ¾ ounce cadmium
  • 1 live mite
  • 8 pecks stem of tipua, salted
  • red scent of rhinoceros
  • ½ scruple zinc
  • 4 scruples stem of aspen

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add cadmium to the prepared vessel. Add live mite and mix thoroughly. While flexing three hands, fold in stem of tipua. Add scent of rhinoceros and mix thoroughly. Add zinc.

Gesture vaguely to the south, then add stem of aspen.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Bane of Disturbance of the Gizzard

Ingredients

  • scent of lotus
  • ¼ scruple platinum
  • 4 grains gold
  • 4 drams scorched heel of unicorn
  • 8 scruples tungsten
  • 7 ounces neon, dehydrated
  • ¼ dram furrowed tin, ground
  • 7 lots tallow
  • cursed memory of gharial

Directions

Under a new moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew and cedar.

Pour neon into prepared vessel.

While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, blend in platinum, gold, heel of unicorn, tungsten, tin, and tallow, stirring until fully dissolved.

While gyrating, combine with scent of lotus. Cautiously add memory of gharial.


Fustian Denunciation of Charisma

Ingredients

  • starlight
  • 7 scruples tantalum
  • ¾ ounce hot gallium, washed
  • 6 grains cold cranium of swallow
  • ¾ black live termite

Directions

On a cloudy evening, ready a zinc vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add starlight. Raise one leg and gesticulate wildly, then add tantalum. Add gallium. Mix in cranium of swallow. Cautiously add live termite.


Useful Beckoning of Leprechauns

Ingredients

  • 5 drams lead
  • 6 butterflies
  • 1 thimble oil
  • 4 measures hair of swallow
  • 1 ounce gold
  • sunlight
  • 5 scruples tooth of parrot
  • red essence of hoya
  • ¾ pinch mandible of demon

Directions

Under a new moon, prepare a deep spruce mortar and pestle.

Add oil, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While staggering to and fro, stir in lead, hair of swallow, gold, tooth of parrot, and mandible of demon, individually.

While gyrating, add butterflies. Carefully add sunlight. Carefully add essence of hoya.


Brish's Cursed Antidote for Disorder of the Tarsal

Ingredients

  • 1 kenning fruit of ivy, braised
  • fear
  • 3 lots cursed lithium
  • 3 pints hot choler of albatross, shaken

Directions

Under a full moon, prepare a broad birch mortar and pestle.

Add choler of albatross, stirring gently.

While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, beat in fruit of ivy and lithium until only a few chunks remain.

While leaping, add fear and mix thoroughly.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Righe's Antidote for Delicate Viscera

Ingredients

  • essence of inkvine
  • ¾ peck scapula of gryphon
  • greed of swallow
  • darkness
  • 8 lots carpal of yeti
  • 3 quarts viscous brine
  • 4 kasks cerumen of rhipidistian, chilled
  • 2 live cockles

Directions

Place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with essence of inkvine. Fold in scapula of gryphon. Add greed of swallow and mix thoroughly. Fold in darkness. Add carpal of yeti. Pour in brine. Mix in cerumen of rhipidistian. Stir once.

Cautiously add live cockles.


Elixir for Disturbance of the Tusk

Ingredients

  • 5 grains ancient rot
  • ¾ drop sap of hoya
  • ½ ounce prisine neon
  • despair of selkie
  • mind of owl
  • 1 kenning violet radius of rhipidistian
  • 3 grains liver of serpent
  • 2 kasks neon, stirred

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hemlock.

First, add rot. Mix in sap of hoya. Stir once. Pour in neon. Stir gently. Cautiously add despair of selkie. Cautiously add mind of owl. Snap your fingers twice, then mix in radius of rhipidistian. Add liver of serpent. While gyrating, pour in neon. Stir gently.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's tusk, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Cursed Song of Millipedes

Ingredients

  • conscience of ghoul
  • ¾ minim phloem of hungry grass
  • ½ grain grim tantalum, salted
  • 3 chanterelles

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add phloem of hungry grass, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

While mumbling, blend in tantalum, stirring until fully dissolved.

Gesture vaguely to the west, then fold in conscience of ghoul. Add chanterelles.


Quotidian Imprecation of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 6 scruples cold bud of ivy
  • 3 measures phalanx of hyrax
  • esteem of shad
  • 8 lots viscera of toad, braised
  • ¾ measure leaf of hazel

Directions

Prepare a shallow quartz mortar and pestle.

Add bud of ivy to the prepared vessel. Add phalanx of hyrax.

Combine with esteem of shad. While staggering to and fro, fold in viscera of toad. Add leaf of hazel.


Senseless Devilry of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • 7 chilled chanterelles
  • cool darkness
  • 7 ounces tail of lynx
  • sanctity
  • 7 pecks seed of baobab
  • superstition
  • love of leprechaun
  • ½ lot thyroid of baboon
  • 6 drams grey tongue of yeti
  • 3 live ants

Directions

Ready a hemlock vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add chanterelles.

Fold in darkness.

Fold in tail of lynx.

While rotating three proboscides, fold in sanctity.

Add seed of baobab. Wriggle your fingers, then combine with superstition.

Combine with love of leprechaun. Mix in thyroid of baboon.

Fold in tongue of yeti. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, combine with live ants.


Rite of Shadow

Ingredients

  • ¼ quart milk of ocelot
  • 6 grains cold brain of gryphon, cured
  • 1 lot fruit of rosemary, salted
  • 5 ounces prisine dew of treant
  • 4 ounces ancient lymph of shrew
  • mind of crocodile
  • ¼ thimble brine
  • 1 ounce scored quartz

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (oak preferred, though cherry will do).

Start with milk of ocelot. Mix in brain of gryphon.

Raise three tentacles and gesticulate wildly, then add fruit of rosemary.

Mix in dew of treant. Add lymph of shrew. While stamping one foot, blend in mind of crocodile.

Add brine. Stir once. Mix in quartz.


Beckoning of Poplars

Ingredients

  • 8 pecks antimony
  • 2 pecks petal of creosote
  • 5 scruples gold
  • 1 ounce scapula of shark, cubed
  • ¼ peck lithium

Directions

On a humid afternoon, ready an iron vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add antimony. Fold in petal of creosote. Add gold. Add scapula of shark. Fold in lithium.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 5 to 11 poplars should begin to appear within minutes.


Foolish Congregation of Mouses

Ingredients

  • scream of owl
  • ½ dram seed of baobab
  • 1 pound platinum, braised
  • 5 pints sebum of man
  • 3 pecks cranium of pangolin

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of ash and cherry.

Start with scream of owl. Fold in seed of baobab.

Add platinum. Pour in sebum of man. Mix in cranium of pangolin.


Plague of Tottering Gonad

Ingredients

  • chilled despair
  • 3 live dragonflies
  • scent of dog

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add despair. Combine with live dragonflies. Add scent of dog.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Vash's Efficacious Malediction of Ache of the Humerus

Ingredients

  • 6 scruples cursed gold
  • fear
  • 5 scruples chilled bud of bamboo
  • 5 drams prisine rib of loach
  • ¼ kenning cursed tarsal of eel
  • 4 worms

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with gold. Cautiously add fear. Add bud of bamboo.

Mix in rib of loach. While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, add tarsal of eel. Cautiously add worms.


Rui's Enchantment of Forgetfulness

Ingredients

  • 6 grains talon of okapi, dessicated
  • 6 lots seed of aspen, braised
  • 5 live solifuges
  • ¾ minim helium

Directions

Ready a birch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour helium into prepared vessel.

While leaping, stir in talon of okapi and seed of aspen, individually.

Fold in live solifuges.


Rui's Jinx of Pallid Talon

Ingredients

  • 2 pecks heel of caiman
  • 1 measure violet calcium, crushed
  • 6 measures bile of lemur
  • 3 grains quartz
  • 7 pecks stem of rosemary

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of acacia and birch.

Start with heel of caiman. Fold in calcium. Pour in bile of lemur.

Wriggle your toes, then mix in quartz. Add stem of rosemary.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Malediction of Infirmity of the Saliva

Ingredients

  • 8 spoons xylem of inkvine
  • 3 kennings heel of anteater
  • 4 live solifuges
  • ¼ pinch twig of creosote, pickled
  • darkness
  • 6 measures arsenic
  • haze
  • 5 grains violet tarsal of gryphon
  • 6 minims neon

Directions

Under a waxing moon, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine xylem of inkvine and neon. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Raise one leg and gesticulate wildly, then beat in heel of anteater, twig of creosote, arsenic, and tarsal of gryphon until only a few chunks remain.

While moaning gently, fold in live solifuges. Add darkness. Blend in haze.


Antidote for Illness of the Tear

Ingredients

  • touch of rhinoceros
  • 2 lots furrowed spleen of unicorn
  • ¼ drop blood of monotreme
  • memory of rose
  • ½ scruple gonad of troll
  • ½ drop tepid bile of lynx
  • essence of kudzu
  • terror of bear
  • 2 spoons serum of okapi, dehydrated
  • 2 ounces scapula of marsupial

Directions

On a cloudy afternoon, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine blood of monotreme, bile of lynx, and serum of okapi.

Wriggle your toes, then add spleen of unicorn, gonad of troll, and scapula of marsupial. Do not overmix.

Add touch of rhinoceros and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add memory of rose. Add essence of kudzu. Blend in terror of bear.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's tear, mouthing the standard invocations.


Righe's Suppressed Corrective for Diseased Egg

Ingredients

  • ½ peck fibula of wyvern
  • ¾ scruple tusk of redcap
  • 8 pinches polonium, chopped
  • 6 spoons phloem of pine
  • ¾ lot blessed polonium
  • memory of kudzu
  • 8 scruples grey tail of swallow
  • 7 grains phalanx of rat, braised

Directions

On a cloudy morning, ready a pine vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with fibula of wyvern.

Fold in tusk of redcap. While chanting, fold in polonium. While rubbing three legs, mix in phloem of pine. Stir gently. Mix in polonium. Blend in memory of kudzu. While waving an arm slowly over the mixture, mix in tail of swallow. Mix in phalanx of rat.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Spell of Virtue

Ingredients

  • cursed fear
  • 3 drops saliva of albatross
  • 3 tumblers sap of Yggdrasil
  • ½ spoon dew of rosemary
  • 5 kennings sodium
  • 3 pinches talon of monkey
  • ¾ pinch iron
  • 7 quarts brine
  • 3 lots plutonium
  • memory of chicory

Directions

On a rainy afternoon, place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine saliva of albatross, sap of Yggdrasil, dew of rosemary, and brine. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Wriggle your toes, then beat in sodium, talon of monkey, iron, and plutonium until only a few chunks remain.

While staggering to and fro, add fear. Carefully add memory of chicory.


Devilish Blessing of Charisma

Ingredients

  • 8 drops cerumen of ghoul
  • conscience of newt
  • grey esteem of hyrax

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (spruce preferred, though pine will do).

First, add cerumen of ghoul. Add conscience of newt. While tapping two arms, carefully add esteem of hyrax.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Simple Invitation of Fowls

Ingredients

  • superstition
  • 3 enoki
  • 3 kennings quartz
  • scent of chimera
  • 8 measures root of willow
  • 5 kennings young cobalt
  • ½ kenning tin
  • mind of gryphon
  • wink of monkey
  • ¾ hot live mite

Directions

Facing south, ready a linen sack for mixing.

To begin, add superstition. Carefully add enoki. Mix in quartz. Add scent of chimera and mix thoroughly.

Mix in root of willow. Add cobalt. Mix in tin. While dancing on three tentacles, combine with mind of gryphon.

Carefully add wink of monkey. Raise three pseudopodia and gesticulate wildly, then carefully add live mite.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard. 2 to 6 fowls should begin to appear within minutes.


Convenient Jinx of Fear

Ingredients

  • 7 drams grey fruit of treant, puréed
  • luck
  • 2 live solifuges
  • 2 chilled butterflies
  • spirit of troll
  • love
  • ¼ thimble sebum of echidna
  • 3 grains iron
  • 8 pecks black potassium
  • red memory of ent

Directions

Place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with fruit of treant.

While rubbing one proboscis, fold in luck. Combine with live solifuges. Combine with butterflies. Cautiously add spirit of troll. Add love.

Mix in sebum of echidna. Stir vigorously. Add iron. Fold in potassium. Add memory of ent.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Desultory Bane of Disturbance of the Heart

Ingredients

  • ¼ peck mandible of marsupial
  • ¼ pint red mercury, tepid
  • 1 dram horn of wyvern
  • 3 grains boron
  • memory of quaking
  • 2 scruples tusk of lungfish

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of elm and hickory.

First, add mandible of marsupial. Pour in mercury. Stir gently. Fold in horn of wyvern. Add boron. Add memory of quaking and mix thoroughly. Mix in tusk of lungfish.


Parsimonious Poultice for Fulminating Tear

Ingredients

  • 3 live centipedes
  • grin of chimera
  • 8 pinches bud of fern
  • 2 ounces lithium
  • ¾ grain polonium

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready a canvas sack for mixing.

First, add live centipedes.

Carefully add grin of chimera. While staggering to and fro, fold in bud of fern. Fold in lithium. Fold in polonium.


Feckless Malediction of Delicate Serum

Ingredients

  • prisine moongleam
  • 7 scruples twig of loosestrife, crushed
  • 8 measures granite, cured
  • 3 kennings sternum of newt, dessicated
  • darkness
  • 2 drams water

Directions

Under a crescent moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine.

First, add moongleam. Add twig of loosestrife. While gyrating, mix in granite. While chanting, mix in sternum of newt. Combine with darkness. Pour in water. Stir once.


Vacuous Charm for Sickly Hair

Ingredients

  • 1 dram egg of crocodile
  • 4 pecks gallbladder of leviathan
  • ½ spoon lymph of ocelot, tepid
  • ¾ dram violet seed of triffid
  • red touch of ivy
  • sorrow of okapi

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with egg of crocodile.

Fold in gallbladder of leviathan.

Add lymph of ocelot. Add seed of triffid. Cautiously add touch of ivy. Fold in sorrow of okapi.


Gushich's Rite of Hope

Ingredients

  • life
  • 6 pinches tongue of lemur, cured
  • breath of tanuki
  • 8 ounces young cranium of gibbon
  • 2 pinches radius of ungulate
  • memory of baobab
  • young memory of cinnamon

Directions

On a misty night, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add life to the prepared vessel.

While tapping three pseudopodia, add tongue of lemur. Blend in breath of tanuki. Add cranium of gibbon. While dancing on one proboscis, mix in radius of ungulate. Carefully add memory of baobab. Cautiously add memory of cinnamon.


Brish's Grand Bane of Malignant Milk

Ingredients

  • wish of squirrel
  • 8 pounds prisine copper, ground
  • 3 grains warm horn of otter
  • 3 chilled live mites
  • hot sanctity

Directions

Under a full moon, ready a quartz vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add wish of squirrel. Mix in copper. While dancing on one leg, fold in horn of otter. Fold in live mites. Cautiously add sanctity.


Assembly of Shrews

Ingredients

  • 5 kennings stamen of moly
  • 7 kennings plutonium
  • 3 pecks red potassium
  • 8 cool chanterelles
  • 4 lots flower of bottlebrush
  • cold pragmatism

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (alder preferred, though cherry will do).

Add stamen of moly to the prepared vessel. Fold in plutonium. Mix in potassium. Carefully add chanterelles.

Fold in flower of bottlebrush. Cautiously add pragmatism.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 3 to 8 shrews should begin to appear within minutes.


Blasphemous Rite of Love

Ingredients

  • 3 grains tibia of newt, puréed
  • sorrow
  • 5 ounces scored stamen of chicory
  • sunlight

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add tibia of newt. Blend in sorrow. Fold in stamen of chicory. Combine with sunlight.


Indispensible Convocation of Daisies

Ingredients

  • 8 pints oil
  • ½ pinch fibula of dog
  • 6 tumblers alcohol
  • 2 measures ancient blood of alligator, beaten
  • 8 drams red twig of maple, crushed
  • 3 drams serum of basilisk
  • blessed essence of Yggdrasil
  • 5 drams phalanx of baboon
  • ½ peck ear of squirrel, pulverized

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with oil.

Fold in fibula of dog. Add alcohol. Stir vigorously. Add blood of alligator. Stir gently. Add twig of maple.

Mix in serum of basilisk. Stir gently. Fold in essence of Yggdrasil. Fold in phalanx of baboon. Fold in ear of squirrel.


Dos's Cure for Delicate Radius

Ingredients

  • 6 millipedes
  • sunlight
  • superstition
  • 6 pinches cold chromium
  • 2 measures prisine stem of kudzu, chopped
  • ½ pinch fruit of jasmine
  • 6 scruples rib of elephant
  • 5 pecks mildew, polished
  • 6 grains chipped potassium

Directions

Under the sign of Ophiuchus, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add millipedes to the prepared vessel.

Carefully add sunlight. Carefully add superstition. Add chromium.

Add stem of kudzu. While rotating two tentacles, fold in fruit of jasmine. While flexing two proboscides, mix in rib of elephant. Fold in mildew. Fold in potassium.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Perplexing Blessing of Despair

Ingredients

  • scent of pine
  • mist
  • warm wish of monkey
  • 1 drop cool bile of fowl
  • 3 lots horn of newt
  • 6 drams grey root of Nimloth
  • 7 enoki
  • hot love of bovine
  • mind of baboon
  • 5 scruples gallium

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of elm and oak.

Start with scent of pine. Fold in mist. Raise one hand and gesticulate wildly, then combine with wish of monkey. Mix in bile of fowl. Add horn of newt. While waving a leg slowly over the mixture, add root of Nimloth. While gyrating, blend in enoki. Blend in love of bovine. Cautiously add mind of baboon. While moaning gently, add gallium.


Conjuring of Scorpions

Ingredients

  • 7 ounces phalanx of redcap
  • white science
  • 2 lots grey silver, dessicated
  • 8 grains humerus of shrew
  • 5 drams eye of gryphon
  • 5 ounces cursed gonad of alligator
  • essence of mandrake

Directions

Ready a schist vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add phalanx of redcap to the prepared vessel. Blend in science. Fold in silver. While gyrating, fold in humerus of shrew. Mix in eye of gryphon. Add gonad of alligator.

Combine with essence of mandrake.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind. 5 to 13 scorpions should begin to appear within minutes.


Granular Cure for Putrid Talon

Ingredients

  • scorn of hedgehog
  • whisper of newt
  • ½ measure ear of heron
  • 4 measures brine
  • 5 ounces sap of ivy
  • ¼ peck cobalt
  • 5 kennings flower of rose, washed

Directions

On a rainy night, prepare a deep steel mortar and pestle.

Combine brine and sap of ivy. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Snap your fingers twice, then add ear of heron, cobalt, and flower of rose.

While leaping, add scorn of hedgehog and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add whisper of newt.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Praiseworthy Thaumaturgy of Screaming

Ingredients

  • 6 measures cesium
  • ¼ shiitake
  • 7 lots carbon
  • 2 grim toadstools
  • scent of strangler fig
  • ¼ dram petal of fern
  • 3 grains bud of Green Man
  • 3 tumblers alcohol
  • 5 kasks xylem of cinnamon

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Pour alcohol and xylem of cinnamon into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While leaping, beat in cesium, carbon, petal of fern, and bud of Green Man until only a few chunks remain.

While tapping one pseudopodium, fold in shiitake. Blend in toadstools. Add scent of strangler fig and mix thoroughly.


Invocation of Secret

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple root of ent
  • 7 scruples sap of ash
  • greed of ghoul
  • 7 pinches cool granite
  • ½ pinch flower of lotus, braised
  • 5 grains phosphorus, crushed
  • 1 scruple sodium
  • 4 kennings chromium
  • touch of lynx
  • 2 pecks leaf of chicory

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir and pine.

Combine sap of ash.

While stamping three hands, beat in root of ent, granite, flower of lotus, phosphorus, sodium, chromium, and leaf of chicory until only a few chunks remain.

Fold in greed of ghoul. Cautiously add touch of lynx.


Senseless Fulmination of Forgetfulness

Ingredients

  • 7 prisine enoki
  • 7 kennings ancient stem of jasmine
  • scent of ivy
  • 6 scruples seed of jasper
  • sanctity

Directions

Facing west, ready a paisley sack for mixing.

First, add enoki. While mumbling, fold in stem of jasmine. Blend in scent of ivy.

Mix in seed of jasper. Carefully add sanctity.


Favoured Corrective for Sickly Gonad

Ingredients

  • love of carp
  • 4 ounces phosphorus, washed
  • essence of loosestrife
  • 2 scruples carpal of pangolin
  • 2 kasks xylem of chicory
  • 6 scruples chromium
  • 3 drams coal

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, prepare a broad tin mortar and pestle.

First, add love of carp. While moaning gently, fold in phosphorus. Cautiously add essence of loosestrife. While humming softly, add carpal of pangolin.

Mix in xylem of chicory. While rotating three arms, add chromium. Mix in coal.


Rui's Blight of Disturbance of the Horn

Ingredients

  • 7 millipedes
  • 1 lot rib of monkey
  • 8 kennings copper
  • 3 spoons water
  • ¼ scruple lead
  • essence of oak
  • white esteem of albatross

Directions

Under a waning moon, prepare a shallow marble mortar and pestle.

To begin, add millipedes. While moaning gently, mix in rib of monkey.

Add copper.

While gyrating, pour in water.

Fold in lead. Add essence of oak. While leaping, cautiously add esteem of albatross.


Troiram's Charm of Darkness

Ingredients

  • ½ live butterfly
  • 7 pinches root of daisy
  • 3 measures cadmium
  • 6 drams flower of raskovnik
  • sanctity
  • mind of leviathan
  • 3 butterflies
  • 1 live termite
  • ½ dram seed of bottlebrush
  • ¼ pound leaf of daisy, cubed

Directions

Ready a steel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add live butterfly. Mix in root of daisy. Add cadmium. Fold in flower of raskovnik. Add sanctity. Add mind of leviathan.

Add butterflies. While staggering to and fro, blend in live termite. Add seed of bottlebrush. Fold in leaf of daisy.


Malediction of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 8 measures scorched brain of bovine
  • 6 minims pure xylem of mint
  • 5 dragonflies
  • 1 toadstool
  • 5 ounces cobalt
  • ½ peck egg of newt, pickled
  • 1 ounce root of oak

Directions

On a dry morning, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar.

Add xylem of mint, stirring gently.

While tapping three arms, add brain of bovine, cobalt, egg of newt, and root of oak. Do not overmix.

Add dragonflies and mix thoroughly. Carefully add toadstool.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Convenient Charm for Affliction of the Brain

Ingredients

  • ¼ dram young bark of strangler fig
  • 8 spoons mud
  • 4 ounces dew of quaking
  • 4 ounces bismuth
  • ¼ dram bark of jasmine
  • spirit of swallow
  • 8 scruples warm leaf of hungry grass, polished

Directions

On a dry afternoon, ready a brass vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine mud and dew of quaking.

Beat in bark of strangler fig, bismuth, bark of jasmine, and leaf of hungry grass until only a few chunks remain.

Add spirit of swallow.


Indispensible Imprecation of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • sorrow
  • 8 ounces phlegm of wyvern
  • 8 kasks dilute saliva of wombat
  • whisper of selkie
  • ½ lot plutonium
  • prisine touch of ash
  • ½ peck tin
  • joy
  • sunlight

Directions

Facing south, prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (spruce preferred, though yew will do).

Beat together phlegm of wyvern and saliva of wombat until frothy.

Stir in plutonium and tin, individually.

Carefully add sorrow. Combine with whisper of selkie. Combine with touch of ash. Blend in joy. Carefully add sunlight.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Consecration of Laughter

Ingredients

  • 7 live solifuges
  • ½ peck antimony
  • 3 yellowjackets

Directions

With a rising sun in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add live solifuges. Add antimony. Fold in yellowjackets.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Simple Elixir for Unfortunate Tail

Ingredients

  • ¼ dram phlegm of caiman, tepid
  • 1 locust
  • science
  • ½ scruple phosphorus
  • 4 measures quartz
  • 3 pounds branch of maple

Directions

Under a full moon, ready a hornfels vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with phlegm of caiman. Blend in locust. While hopping on two legs, fold in science.

Mix in phosphorus. While rubbing one pseudopodium, add quartz. Fold in branch of maple.


Plague of Cancerous Milk

Ingredients

  • 3 kasks fat of gharial
  • ¼ solifuge
  • sanctity
  • scream of serpent
  • scent of newt
  • ½ dram copper
  • 2 live mites
  • grin of hedgehog

Directions

Ready a hornfels vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with fat of gharial. Raise three pseudopodia and gesticulate wildly, then carefully add solifuge. Add sanctity. Cautiously add scream of serpent. Add scent of newt. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, mix in copper. Cautiously add live mites. Blend in grin of hedgehog.


Jinx of Infestation of the Viscera

Ingredients

  • 7 measures chromium, salted
  • shadow of caribou
  • 7 measures scorched fruit of calluna
  • ¾ live dragonfly
  • 1 kenning tallow
  • 5 pinches seed of lily

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add chromium. Add shadow of caribou. Add fruit of calluna. Blend in live dragonfly.

Add tallow. While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, mix in seed of lily.

Following Troiram's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Contrived Blessing of Science

Ingredients

  • 8 measures polonium, braised
  • 7 grim ants
  • ¾ pound thyroid of caribou
  • 1 live snail
  • darkness
  • ¼ grain gallium
  • ½ peck aluminum
  • 4 pints nitrogen
  • 2 pounds gravel, dessicated
  • 2 scruples horn of echidna

Directions

Place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add nitrogen, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Raise two arms and gesticulate wildly, then stir in polonium, thyroid of caribou, gallium, aluminum, gravel, and horn of echidna, individually.

Gesture vaguely to the west, then blend in ants. Add live snail and mix thoroughly. Carefully add darkness.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Practical Song of Basilisks

Ingredients

  • scent of eel
  • sanctity
  • hope
  • sorrow of monotreme
  • ¼ kenning plutonium
  • 4 pleuroti
  • 7 cursed shiitakes
  • 3 cold live cockles
  • ½ live ant
  • life

Directions

Under the sign of Cassiopeia, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with scent of eel. Add sanctity and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add hope.

Add sorrow of monotreme and mix thoroughly. Mix in plutonium. Add pleuroti. Cautiously add shiitakes. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, add live cockles. Add live ant and mix thoroughly. While mumbling, add life.


Unclean Bane of Strength

Ingredients

  • ¼ drop xylem of sage, diluted
  • ¾ pound aluminum, cubed
  • ¼ tumbler xylem of tipua

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch.

Pour xylem of sage and xylem of tipua into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While hopping on two feet, add aluminum. Do not overmix.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Dedication of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • despair of shrew
  • essence of umdhlebi
  • black sorrow
  • shadow of Nimloth
  • joy of chameleon
  • 6 ounces pistil of maple
  • ¾ pound stamen of Yggdrasil
  • cool hope of monkey
  • ¼ dram cadmium, chopped

Directions

Prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (pine preferred, though larch will do).

Add despair of shrew to the prepared vessel. Add essence of umdhlebi. Carefully add sorrow.

Add shadow of Nimloth. While chanting, cautiously add joy of chameleon. While leaping, mix in pistil of maple.

Fold in stamen of Yggdrasil. Blend in hope of monkey. Add cadmium.


Inspired Lure of Pleuroti

Ingredients

  • 7 measures scapula of baboon
  • moongleam
  • 2 scruples gravel

Directions

Under a crescent moon, ready a rowan vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add scapula of baboon to the prepared vessel. Blend in moongleam. Fold in gravel.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard. 2 to 7 pleuroti should begin to appear within seconds.


Practical Lure of Selkies

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple scored tooth of demon
  • 4 lots cold copper
  • 7 drams grim spleen of monkey
  • 8 pinches stem of calluna
  • 7 scruples twig of baobab
  • ¾ live spider
  • prisine death
  • 7 pecks humerus of parrot, pulverized
  • ¼ measure chipped stamen of rose
  • 4 grains scorched gold

Directions

Facing west, ready a larch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with tooth of demon. While dancing on three hands, mix in copper.

Add spleen of monkey. While standing on one leg, add stem of calluna. Fold in twig of baobab. Add live spider and mix thoroughly. Snap your fingers once, then combine with death. Mix in humerus of parrot. Add stamen of rose. Add gold.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 1 to 4 selkies should begin to appear within minutes.


Brish's Poultice for Ailing Sebum

Ingredients

  • 3 scruples spleen of troll
  • 6 kennings radius of albatross
  • 2 measures cadmium
  • 8 measures pelvis of salamander
  • 2 scruples leaf of mint
  • memory of jasper
  • memory of moly
  • ¾ grain thyroid of heron
  • ½ peck scored hair of possum, dessicated

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

To begin, add spleen of troll. Add radius of albatross. While rubbing one arm, add cadmium. Add pelvis of salamander.

While tapping two pseudopodia, fold in leaf of mint.

Combine with memory of jasper. While moaning gently, fold in memory of moly. Fold in thyroid of heron. While stamping two arms, mix in hair of possum.


Profanity of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 1 ounce black tooth of otter
  • despair
  • 2 drams egg of leviathan
  • 5 scruples humerus of possum
  • suspicion of lungfish
  • ¼ flea
  • 5 scruples gizzard of marsupial
  • ½ measure violet platinum
  • ¼ pinch sodium, ground

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add tooth of otter. Fold in despair. Add egg of leviathan. Fold in humerus of possum. Carefully add suspicion of lungfish.

Carefully add flea. Mix in gizzard of marsupial. Add platinum. Add sodium.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Crucial Blessing of Despair

Ingredients

  • hope
  • 4 pecks iron
  • 7 measures horn of rhinoceros
  • scent of bamboo
  • 7 pecks cold platinum
  • 6 enoki
  • hope of rhinoceros
  • cold haze
  • memory of lotus

Directions

Facing east, ready an ash vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add hope.

While hopping on one foot, mix in iron. While humming softly, fold in horn of rhinoceros. Combine with scent of bamboo. Mix in platinum. Combine with enoki. Fold in hope of rhinoceros. Combine with haze. Combine with memory of lotus.


Gushich's Fulmination of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • ¾ kenning tantalum
  • 2 pecks horn of wyvern
  • 7 drams tail of owl
  • 7 ounces furrowed antimony
  • death
  • 5 measures cracked pelvis of echidna

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready a jasper vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add tantalum. Mix in horn of wyvern. Add tail of owl. Add antimony.

Combine with death. While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, mix in pelvis of echidna.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Desultory Elixir for Malingering Liver

Ingredients

  • 5 drams cool humour of monkey, stirred
  • 6 lots wax
  • white moongleam

Directions

On a misty evening, ready a platinum vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add humour of monkey.

Gesture vaguely to the west, then fold in wax. Blend in moongleam.


Righe's Convenient Poultice for Debilitated Ulna

Ingredients

  • 6 yellowjackets
  • 7 thimbles blessed blood of wombat
  • ¾ dram bud of vegetable lamb
  • touch of athelas

Directions

Under the sign of Leo, ready a nickel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together blood of wombat until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

While waving a leg slowly over the mixture, beat in bud of vegetable lamb until only a few chunks remain.

Carefully add yellowjackets. Combine with touch of athelas.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Antidote for Infirm Milk

Ingredients

  • 2 drams seed of titan arum
  • 2 lots scale of rat
  • ½ dram lead
  • ¼ ounce tooth of tarsir
  • 3 ounces bud of treant
  • ¼ live mollusk
  • ¼ live mealworm
  • 2 toadstools
  • 7 ounces ulna of leprechaun

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add seed of titan arum. Fold in scale of rat. Fold in lead. Add tooth of tarsir. While stamping one leg, mix in bud of treant. While moaning gently, blend in live mollusk. While leaping, add live mealworm. Combine with toadstools. Wriggle your fingers, then mix in ulna of leprechaun.


Righe's Simple Song of Wyverns

Ingredients

  • science
  • moongleam
  • secret
  • 5 quarts milk of huldra
  • ¼ kenning bark of athelas
  • 1 dram mandible of fox
  • ¼ lot gallbladder of toad

Directions

Ready a lead vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add science.

Add moongleam and mix thoroughly. Add secret. Add milk of huldra. Add bark of athelas. Add mandible of fox. While mumbling, mix in gallbladder of toad.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 4 to 9 wyverns should begin to appear within seconds.


Dedication of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 7 scruples root of rosemary
  • ¾ pint black cerumen of ocelot
  • 6 kennings scored gallium, polished

Directions

Facing east, place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour cerumen of ocelot into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Beat in root of rosemary and gallium until only a few chunks remain.


Dos's Fulmination of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • ½ mollusk
  • 2 pinches black phosphorus
  • 2 cold dragonflies
  • ¾ measure blessed serum of chimera, dehydrated
  • 3 lots grim phosphorus
  • grin of hedgehog
  • ½ measure humerus of ghoul

Directions

Ready a cedar vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together serum of chimera until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add phosphorus, phosphorus, and humerus of ghoul. Do not overmix.

Cautiously add mollusk. Blend in dragonflies. Blend in grin of hedgehog.


Unclean Song of Selkies

Ingredients

  • ¾ pound stem of wolfsbane, polished
  • 5 lots cursed copper
  • luck
  • black consciousness of bear
  • 1 pound horn of otter

Directions

Facing west, ready a linen sack for mixing.

Start with stem of wolfsbane. Mix in copper. While flexing one arm, add luck and mix thoroughly. While leaping, fold in consciousness of bear.

Add horn of otter.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard. 1 to 5 selkies should begin to appear within seconds.


Antidote for Affliction of the Nose

Ingredients

  • 1 kenning tin
  • 8 lots radius of kelpie
  • sorrow of salamander
  • death
  • 5 pecks cursed tantalum
  • ¼ ounce carpal of serpent, polished
  • 5 drams chilled leaf of titan arum

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add tin. While hopping on three pseudopodia, fold in radius of kelpie. Add sorrow of salamander. Fold in death. While hopping on one proboscis, mix in tantalum.

Mix in carpal of serpent.

Add leaf of titan arum.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Thaumaturgy of Memory

Ingredients

  • scent of mint
  • 6 pounds liver of albatross
  • 7 scruples hot stamen of dandelion
  • ¾ thimble dew of oak
  • 2 pinches flower of baobab
  • 8 drops tepid serum of fox
  • 5 lots coal, cubed

Directions

Ready a schist vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add scent of mint.

Fold in liver of albatross. Mix in stamen of dandelion. Mix in dew of oak. Stir vigorously. Fold in flower of baobab. Mix in serum of fox. Stir vigorously. Mix in coal.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Troiram's Perplexing Charm for Fulminating Sternum

Ingredients

  • 3 pinches frost
  • 2 ounces cockles of hyrax, crushed
  • moongleam
  • 4 spoons oil
  • ½ lot fruit of hazel, braised
  • chilled sorrow
  • 8 pinches scapula of monotreme, pickled
  • whisper of wombat
  • 2 kennings pistil of Green Man, crushed

Directions

Prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (rowan preferred, though maple will do).

Add frost to the prepared vessel. Fold in cockles of hyrax. Carefully add moongleam. Mix in oil. Stir gently. Mix in fruit of hazel.

Cautiously add sorrow. Mix in scapula of monotreme. Raise one leg and gesticulate wildly, then blend in whisper of wombat. Mix in pistil of Green Man.

With gloved hands, fold a small measure of the curative into an equal amount of wax or tallow, the massage into the subject's sternum.


Bane of Joy

Ingredients

  • 8 drops milk of crocodile
  • 2 pecks heart of albatross
  • ¼ moth
  • 5 pounds egg of dog

Directions

Facing south, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hickory.

Combine milk of crocodile.

While chanting, add heart of albatross and egg of dog.

Cautiously add moth.


Surprising Obscenity of Forgetfulness

Ingredients

  • 7 moths
  • 4 lots prisine pelvis of possum
  • joy
  • 7 drams tarsal of sloth
  • 6 grains branch of ash
  • 7 grains grey wax

Directions

Ready an iron vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add moths. Fold in pelvis of possum. Fold in joy. Add tarsal of sloth. Mix in branch of ash.

Mix in wax.


Congregation of Hazels

Ingredients

  • 4 black worms
  • scream of hyrax
  • 7 live spiders
  • sanctity
  • 4 ounces lithium
  • 3 drams fruit of treant, pulverized
  • 6 live locusts
  • 2 scruples pure sebum of chimera
  • ½ peck tooth of monkey

Directions

Facing south, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together sebum of chimera until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While hopping on two feet, add lithium, fruit of treant, and tooth of monkey. Do not overmix.

While stamping two tentacles, add worms and mix thoroughly. Carefully add scream of hyrax. Combine with live spiders. Add sanctity and mix thoroughly. Fold in live locusts.


Cursed Profanity of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • 7 kennings tongue of tanuki
  • ¾ peck zinc
  • ¼ ounce platinum, crushed
  • love
  • 4 tumblers sebum of selkie, shaken
  • 4 grains lithium

Directions

Place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add tongue of tanuki. Add zinc. Add platinum. Add love and mix thoroughly. Add sebum of selkie. Stir vigorously. Fold in lithium.


Blight of Rash of the Eye

Ingredients

  • ½ ounce root of chicory
  • ¾ measure rib of toad, braised
  • 4 lots spleen of toad
  • 6 scruples blessed gallbladder of bat
  • scorn of man
  • warm virtue of eel
  • 4 pecks stamen of elm

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with root of chicory. While mumbling, add rib of toad. Add spleen of toad. Fold in gallbladder of bat. Blend in scorn of man. Combine with virtue of eel. Mix in stamen of elm.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Troiram's Song of Harvestmen

Ingredients

  • 2 kasks cold sap of mint
  • 6 pinches fruit of Green Man, chopped
  • 4 pecks antimony
  • ¼ pinch spleen of leprechaun
  • 3 pounds leaf of lotus
  • 4 grains carbon
  • ¾ cockle

Directions

With a setting Mercury in the sky, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar.

Pour sap of mint into prepared vessel.

Blend in fruit of Green Man, antimony, spleen of leprechaun, leaf of lotus, and carbon, stirring until fully dissolved.

While chanting, blend in cockle.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind. 5 to 12 harvestmen should begin to appear within hours.


Brish's Marvelous Enchantment of Memory

Ingredients

  • darkness
  • 3 drams cracked twig of umdhlebi
  • 1 chanterelle

Directions

Ready a wool sack for mixing.

Start with darkness.

Mix in twig of umdhlebi. Carefully add chanterelle.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Dos's Jinx of Laughter

Ingredients

  • 2 kasks milk of bat
  • shadow of squirrel
  • ¾ ounce horn of loach, dessicated
  • scent of kelpie
  • ¼ ounce fibula of shad
  • 1 ounce young gonad of rhinoceros, pulverized
  • death
  • wink of unicorn
  • 5 drams flower of oak

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch.

To begin, add milk of bat. Gesture vaguely to the east, then add shadow of squirrel and mix thoroughly.

While tapping three arms, fold in horn of loach. Cautiously add scent of kelpie. Fold in fibula of shad. Fold in gonad of rhinoceros. Wriggle your toes, then blend in death. While moaning gently, add wink of unicorn and mix thoroughly.

Add flower of oak.


Suppressed Bane of Cancerous Heart

Ingredients

  • greed of bovine
  • 2 spiders
  • ¾ ounce tarsal of shad
  • 7 measures hair of marsupial
  • 1 lot scored polonium
  • 1 peck scorched leaf of bamboo, washed
  • ¼ measure pure bark of bottlebrush
  • greed of rat

Directions

Ready a tin vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add greed of bovine to the prepared vessel. While leaping, add spiders and mix thoroughly. Mix in tarsal of shad. Fold in hair of marsupial. Gesture vaguely to the east, then mix in polonium. Add leaf of bamboo. Mix in bark of bottlebrush. Cautiously add greed of rat.


Spell of Delight

Ingredients

  • blessed greed of possum
  • 2 pints humour of parrot, shaken
  • 5 grains tin
  • 6 pecks spleen of elephant
  • 6 spoons xylem of cinnamon
  • 4 live worms
  • ¼ lot silicon
  • science
  • 6 grains flower of poplar

Directions

Under the sign of Aries, prepare a broad zinc mortar and pestle.

To begin, add greed of possum. While chanting, mix in humour of parrot. While rubbing three pseudopodia, mix in tin. Add spleen of elephant. Pour in xylem of cinnamon. Fold in live worms. Mix in silicon. Blend in science. Fold in flower of poplar.


Invocation of Life

Ingredients

  • ¼ drop flux
  • haze
  • red darkness
  • 1 live spider
  • scent of creeper
  • 7 ounces oil
  • ¾ peck frost
  • 4 pounds ancient sternum of marsupial

Directions

Under a waning moon, place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together flux and oil until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While staggering to and fro, stir in frost and sternum of marsupial, individually.

Add haze. Carefully add darkness. Carefully add live spider. Cautiously add scent of creeper.


Troiram's Surprising Invitation of Herons

Ingredients

  • ¼ measure gallium
  • 2 scruples cursed saliva of lynx
  • ¼ measure hair of ungulate

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak.

Combine saliva of lynx. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While rotating one tentacle, beat in gallium and hair of ungulate until only a few chunks remain.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky. 2 to 6 herons should begin to appear within minutes.


Malediction of Science

Ingredients

  • ½ kask chilled neon
  • prisine memory of moly
  • ½ pinch stem of daisy, washed
  • 6 measures pure coal
  • 4 thimbles sap of kudzu
  • 3 millipedes
  • 3 ounces seed of baobab, salted
  • 1 shiitake
  • starlight
  • grim essence of oak

Directions

Ready a jasper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add neon. Cautiously add memory of moly. Mix in stem of daisy. Fold in coal. While gyrating, add sap of kudzu. Carefully add millipedes.

Fold in seed of baobab. Add shiitake. Add starlight and mix thoroughly.

While standing on two proboscides, add essence of oak and mix thoroughly.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Parsimonious Enchantment of Terror

Ingredients

  • greed of lynx
  • 7 black harvestmen
  • 7 grains cracked twig of rosemary
  • 1 peck lead, ground
  • 2 quarts flux, shaken

Directions

Facing north, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add greed of lynx. Add harvestmen and mix thoroughly. Add twig of rosemary. Fold in lead. Mix in flux. Stir once.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Favoured Blessing of Haze

Ingredients

  • ¾ grain antimony
  • ¾ pound cursed talon of monkey
  • 6 lots gravel
  • joy of anteater
  • grim shadow of tipua
  • ½ ounce cerumen of leviathan
  • 6 pinches bud of hibiscus, pickled
  • 6 pounds petal of umdhlebi
  • trouble
  • pure scent of calluna

Directions

Ready a birch vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add cerumen of leviathan, stirring gently.

While standing on two pseudopodia, stir in antimony, talon of monkey, gravel, bud of hibiscus, and petal of umdhlebi, individually.

Carefully add joy of anteater. Cautiously add shadow of tipua. Cautiously add trouble. Combine with scent of calluna.


Thaumaturgy of Charisma

Ingredients

  • ¼ pinch gravel, salted
  • 1 kenning spleen of hyrax
  • 6 grains sternum of lungfish
  • life
  • scream of redcap
  • shadow of caiman
  • trouble
  • 6 pounds hair of troll

Directions

Facing west, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with gravel. Wriggle your toes, then fold in spleen of hyrax. Mix in sternum of lungfish. While hopping on three legs, add life. Wriggle your toes, then add scream of redcap. Carefully add shadow of caiman. Cautiously add trouble. Mix in hair of troll.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Desultory Plague of Ache of the Phalanx

Ingredients

  • fear
  • ½ dram stamen of oak
  • 5 pinches cesium
  • ¾ ounce grim copper
  • 8 spoons grim cerumen of caiman
  • 8 scruples scapula of caiman
  • esteem of selkie

Directions

Facing north, ready a slate vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add fear. Add stamen of oak.

Add cesium. Add copper. Add cerumen of caiman. Mix in scapula of caiman.

While rubbing three tentacles, fold in esteem of selkie.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Brish's Spell of Science

Ingredients

  • 1 peck iron, polished
  • scent of otter
  • memory of loach
  • cursed scent of jasper
  • 2 live centipedes
  • ¾ dram grim phloem of raskovnik
  • red haze
  • 4 drops serum of shark
  • chilled breath of gryphon
  • ¼ kenning zinc, salted

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add iron. Combine with scent of otter. Add memory of loach and mix thoroughly.

While tapping two tentacles, blend in scent of jasper. Carefully add live centipedes. Mix in phloem of raskovnik. Add haze and mix thoroughly. Pour in serum of shark. Stir once. Add breath of gryphon. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add zinc.

Dig a hole six feet deep and bury. Excavate after the spring thaw.


Bane of Sickly Liver

Ingredients

  • 4 pounds scorched char, pickled
  • ½ grain sternum of huldra
  • 1 cockle
  • 6 drams petal of quaking
  • 6 pints nitrogen, tepid
  • suspicion of hedgehog
  • cold essence of athelas

Directions

Under the sign of Sagittarius, ready an onyx vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add nitrogen, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Stir in char, sternum of huldra, and petal of quaking, individually.

Cautiously add cockle. Cautiously add suspicion of hedgehog. Blend in essence of athelas.


Devilish Spell of Superstition

Ingredients

  • ¾ measure tantalum, cubed
  • 8 spoons neon
  • ½ thimble oil, dehydrated
  • ½ pound plutonium
  • hot shadow of mandrake
  • ¼ kask cerumen of gnome
  • 2 pints cursed milk of monotreme
  • scream of rat
  • 5 quarts violet tear of kelpie
  • 5 scruples phalanx of fox, dessicated

Directions

Under a waxing moon, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add neon, oil, cerumen of gnome, milk of monotreme, and tear of kelpie, stirring gently.

Beat in tantalum, plutonium, and phalanx of fox until only a few chunks remain.

While waving a leg slowly over the mixture, combine with shadow of mandrake. Combine with scream of rat.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Complex Enchantment of Idealism

Ingredients

  • hope of man
  • memory of wolfsbane
  • 6 spoons dew of sage
  • esteem of owl
  • superstition
  • 5 kennings blessed ear of pidgeon

Directions

Under the sign of Aries, place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add hope of man to the prepared vessel. While rotating two hands, add memory of wolfsbane. Mix in dew of sage. Carefully add esteem of owl. Cautiously add superstition.

Mix in ear of pidgeon.


Troiram's Charm of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • 1 measure gravel
  • ¾ kenning ancient thyroid of toad
  • 8 measures tongue of troll
  • 8 ounces tallow
  • 2 drams granite
  • ¾ pound seed of raskovnik

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, ready a hempen sack for mixing.

Add gravel to the prepared vessel.

Fold in thyroid of toad. Mix in tongue of troll. Fold in tallow. Mix in granite. Fold in seed of raskovnik.


Bane of Diseased Blood

Ingredients

  • 3 grains warm rot, puréed
  • superstition
  • touch of maple
  • 4 scruples sap of wolfsbane, tepid
  • 8 drams blessed gallium
  • 4 kasks sap of willow, chilled
  • 1 grain gizzard of alligator
  • 7 lots tallow
  • 3 pints phlegm of echidna
  • 8 ounces mercury

Directions

Prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (acacia preferred, though maple will do).

Combine sap of wolfsbane, sap of willow, phlegm of echidna, and mercury.

Blend in rot, gallium, gizzard of alligator, and tallow, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add superstition and mix thoroughly. Add touch of maple and mix thoroughly.


Spell of Starlight

Ingredients

  • 7 measures cadmium, puréed
  • joy of pangolin
  • 7 pounds gold
  • 5 thimbles neon

Directions

Under the sign of Pisces, place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with cadmium. Cautiously add joy of pangolin. Mix in gold.

Add neon. Stir vigorously.

Dig a hole six feet deep and bury. Excavate after the spring thaw.


Vash's Praiseworthy Invocation of Laughter

Ingredients

  • 1 kask phloem of mint
  • 1 drop flux
  • 6 spoons mud, stirred

Directions

Ready a pumice vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add phloem of mint. Add flux. Stir once. Add mud. Stir vigorously.


Imprecation of Death

Ingredients

  • ¾ chanterelle
  • greed of gharial
  • essence of vegetable lamb
  • cool mind of alligator
  • 1 dram rot

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with chanterelle.

Raise one tentacle and gesticulate wildly, then add greed of gharial and mix thoroughly. Fold in essence of vegetable lamb. Fold in mind of alligator. Gesture vaguely to the east, then mix in rot.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Grand Invocation of Wishes

Ingredients

  • 4 pinches heel of monkey
  • darkness
  • grey superstition
  • 2 ounces white mildew, puréed
  • 5 scruples serum of caiman
  • 4 measures viscera of elephant
  • pragmatism
  • 3 grains wax

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine serum of caiman.

While chanting, blend in heel of monkey, mildew, viscera of elephant, and wax, stirring until fully dissolved.

Blend in darkness. Add superstition. Add pragmatism.


Contrived Enchantment of Corruption

Ingredients

  • 2 grains eye of squirrel
  • hope of salamander
  • 4 white termites
  • 1 measure water, tepid
  • 6 pinches antimony
  • 6 pleuroti

Directions

On a humid afternoon, prepare a deep marble mortar and pestle.

Pour water into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While stamping three hands, beat in eye of squirrel and antimony until only a few chunks remain.

Add hope of salamander. Add termites. Add pleuroti.


Enchantment of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • death
  • despair
  • starlight
  • 8 kasks mercury
  • 2 measures sebum of tanuki
  • 2 drams tin
  • 8 drams chipped gallium
  • ½ lot prisine flower of quaking
  • 2 measures root of pine
  • ¼ spider

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hemlock and pine.

Beat together mercury and sebum of tanuki until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While standing on one proboscis, blend in tin, gallium, flower of quaking, and root of pine, stirring until fully dissolved.

While moaning gently, carefully add death. Fold in despair. Cautiously add starlight. Carefully add spider.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Devilish Thaumaturgy of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • touch of Green Man
  • white whisper of bovine
  • 5 pounds chilled gold
  • darkness
  • shadow of willow
  • memory of inkvine
  • 7 ounces heart of wombat
  • ½ ounce stem of bottlebrush
  • luck
  • ½ butterfly

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add touch of Green Man.

Add whisper of bovine. Mix in gold. While moaning gently, carefully add darkness. While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, cautiously add shadow of willow. Carefully add memory of inkvine. While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, mix in heart of wombat.

Mix in stem of bottlebrush.

Add luck. Add butterfly and mix thoroughly.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Devilry of Strength

Ingredients

  • ¾ kenning hot hair of bat
  • 3 measures warm tantalum
  • 4 scruples grim choler of otter

Directions

Ready a gold vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add hair of bat to the prepared vessel. While chanting, fold in tantalum.

Pour in choler of otter. Stir vigorously.


Devilish Plague of Aching Brain

Ingredients

  • 4 pecks fibula of crocodile, pickled
  • ¾ scruple liver of shrew
  • 6 pounds nose of fox
  • touch of raskovnik
  • joy of leviathan

Directions

On a dry morning, ready a steel vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with fibula of crocodile.

Add liver of shrew. Fold in nose of fox. Cautiously add touch of raskovnik.

Add joy of leviathan.


Profanity of Superstition

Ingredients

  • conscience of toad
  • ¼ measure tail of pidgeon
  • 3 spoons alcohol
  • hope
  • 4 grains potassium
  • 2 drams tail of lemur

Directions

Under the sign of Scorpius, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add alcohol, stirring gently.

Snap your fingers thrice, then add tail of pidgeon, potassium, and tail of lemur. Do not overmix.

While standing on three hands, carefully add conscience of toad. Add hope and mix thoroughly.


Complex Blight of Ailing Blood

Ingredients

  • 4 drams young æther, diluted
  • essence of mandrake
  • 8 pints cloudy sap of jasmine
  • 6 ounces branch of cinnamon
  • pragmatism
  • sorrow
  • 5 pecks cracked calcium
  • sorrow of monotreme
  • 2 measures oil, chilled
  • 7 ounces tallow

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with æther. Add essence of mandrake and mix thoroughly. Add sap of jasmine. Stir gently. Mix in branch of cinnamon.

While stamping three hands, combine with pragmatism. Add sorrow and mix thoroughly. Fold in calcium.

While flexing two proboscides, add sorrow of monotreme. Add oil. Fold in tallow.


Brish's Bane of Mist

Ingredients

  • 5 scruples cesium
  • 6 pecks chromium
  • haze
  • chilled touch of chicory
  • 4 lots leaf of raskovnik, ground
  • 4 ounces sternum of parrot, puréed

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add cesium to the prepared vessel. Mix in chromium.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add haze. Cautiously add touch of chicory. Fold in leaf of raskovnik. Fold in sternum of parrot.


Righe's Perplexing Enchantment of Starlight

Ingredients

  • essence of hibiscus
  • 7 pecks fruit of raskovnik
  • 7 scruples plutonium, pickled
  • 2 lots silver
  • 1 lot granite

Directions

Ready a quartz vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add essence of hibiscus to the prepared vessel. Fold in fruit of raskovnik. Add plutonium. Add silver. Fold in granite.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Vash's Devilish Profanity of Mist

Ingredients

  • ½ butterfly
  • 2 measures sternum of hyrax
  • 4 scorpions
  • ¾ pinch cool stamen of poplar
  • 6 mealworms
  • scent of pine
  • 8 spoons choler of parrot
  • 7 lots bud of poplar

Directions

Under a full moon, place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together choler of parrot until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, blend in sternum of hyrax, stamen of poplar, and bud of poplar, stirring until fully dissolved.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, combine with butterfly. Add scorpions and mix thoroughly. Carefully add mealworms. Combine with scent of pine.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Bane of Idealism

Ingredients

  • ¾ pound phosphorus
  • shadow
  • 8 drams heel of gibbon, puréed
  • touch of rose
  • sanctity

Directions

Facing south, ready a schist vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with phosphorus. Fold in shadow. Add heel of gibbon. Carefully add touch of rose.

Cautiously add sanctity.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Desultory Obscenity of Life

Ingredients

  • 1 grain pure stamen of Yggdrasil
  • 8 pecks stamen of pine, crushed
  • ¼ pinch ancient phalanx of parrot
  • 4 pecks scorched bark of ivy
  • 1 scruple petal of hibiscus
  • trouble
  • 3 pounds nose of gryphon
  • ¼ snail
  • 3 ounces mandible of squirrel

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add stamen of Yggdrasil. While flexing two pseudopodia, fold in stamen of pine.

While moaning gently, mix in phalanx of parrot. Mix in bark of ivy. Add petal of hibiscus. Fold in trouble. Mix in nose of gryphon.

Blend in snail. Mix in mandible of squirrel.


Imprecation of Mind

Ingredients

  • cool wink of pidgeon
  • ½ measure blessed mud
  • moongleam
  • 5 pounds patella of wyrm
  • 2 pints dilute helium, dehydrated
  • ¾ lot hot pistil of oak
  • 4 lots liver of possum

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak and alder.

Pour mud and helium into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Stir in patella of wyrm, pistil of oak, and liver of possum, individually.

Fold in wink of pidgeon. Fold in moongleam.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's None, mouthing the standard invocations.


Congregation of Mosasaurs

Ingredients

  • touch of athelas
  • ¾ ounce white copper
  • spirit of caribou
  • scorn of salamander
  • cold despair of mouse

Directions

Under the sign of Aquarius, prepare a broad basalt mortar and pestle.

To begin, add touch of athelas.

Mix in copper. Carefully add spirit of caribou. Cautiously add scorn of salamander. Add despair of mouse.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand. 4 to 11 mosasaurs should begin to appear within minutes.


Suitible Fulmination of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • 3 measures granite
  • 4 scruples plutonium
  • 5 kennings talon of yeti, crushed
  • wink of newt
  • 3 ounces nose of gnome

Directions

Ready a jacquard sack for mixing.

First, add granite. Mix in plutonium.

Mix in talon of yeti. Combine with wink of newt.

While gyrating, mix in nose of gnome.


Jinx of Affliction of the Liver

Ingredients

  • ¾ kenning tungsten
  • ¾ pound warm petal of daisy
  • hot joy

Directions

Ready a jacquard sack for mixing.

Add tungsten to the prepared vessel.

Add petal of daisy. While chanting, combine with joy.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Contrived Poultice for Peaky Radius

Ingredients

  • 8 scruples prisine potassium
  • ¼ live ant
  • despair of echidna
  • 4 drams tibia of rhipidistian, ground
  • mind of fox

Directions

Ready a slik sack for mixing.

Add potassium to the prepared vessel. Blend in live ant. Carefully add despair of echidna. While moaning gently, fold in tibia of rhipidistian. Blend in mind of fox.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Praiseworthy Obscenity of Life

Ingredients

  • spark of fox
  • 3 drams cold helium
  • despair
  • 1 ounce tallow
  • 3 ounces white carpal of redcap

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine helium. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

Beat in tallow and carpal of redcap until only a few chunks remain.

Add spark of fox and mix thoroughly. Combine with despair.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Clever Blasphemy of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 6 scruples grey tongue of heron
  • chilled laughter
  • 5 tumblers dilute flux
  • 2 pounds liver of basilisk
  • ½ dram prisine horn of yeti

Directions

Ready a silver vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together flux until frothy.

Blend in tongue of heron, liver of basilisk, and horn of yeti, stirring until fully dissolved.

Raise two arms and gesticulate wildly, then combine with laughter.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Suitible Bane of Aching Mandible

Ingredients

  • ¼ measure phalanx of caiman
  • 3 measures stamen of wolfsbane
  • 4 measures tarsal of unicorn, puréed
  • ¼ tumbler bile of carp, stirred
  • 3 ounces young chromium
  • cold memory of rose

Directions

Under the sign of Cancer, prepare a shallow granite mortar and pestle.

Add bile of carp, stirring gently.

While humming softly, beat in phalanx of caiman, stamen of wolfsbane, tarsal of unicorn, and chromium until only a few chunks remain.

Blend in memory of rose.


Convocation of Fowls

Ingredients

  • 2 mealworms
  • 4 drams radius of crocodile
  • ½ ounce viscous sebum of owl
  • ½ ounce gallbladder of marsupial
  • 1 measure cockles of caiman
  • cold touch of rafflesia
  • ¼ kenning gold

Directions

Ready a hickory vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with mealworms. Fold in radius of crocodile. Mix in sebum of owl. Fold in gallbladder of marsupial.

Raise three legs and gesticulate wildly, then fold in cockles of caiman.

Fold in touch of rafflesia. Add gold.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 2 to 5 fowls should begin to appear within seconds.


Gushich's Poultice for Disease of the Spine

Ingredients

  • prisine pragmatism
  • 7 measures gonad of redcap
  • shadow of bottlebrush
  • trouble
  • 3 measures antimony
  • 8 kennings humerus of eel
  • 4 ounces root of willow
  • 2 drams quartz
  • despair
  • 2 kennings calcium

Directions

Ready a jacquard sack for mixing.

First, add pragmatism.

Mix in gonad of redcap.

Combine with shadow of bottlebrush. Fold in trouble.

Mix in antimony. Fold in humerus of eel. Mix in root of willow. Mix in quartz. Cautiously add despair. While leaping, add calcium.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's spine, mouthing the standard invocations.


Invocation of Delight

Ingredients

  • 7 kasks alcohol
  • 3 ounces rib of baboon
  • shadow of troll
  • 2 lots prisine scale of heron
  • red laughter of redcap
  • joy

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (larch preferred, though pine will do).

First, add alcohol. Fold in rib of baboon. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, cautiously add shadow of troll. Add scale of heron. Carefully add laughter of redcap. Carefully add joy.


Vacuous Curse of Despair

Ingredients

  • science
  • ¾ mantis
  • 2 scruples fibula of fox
  • 6 kennings chipped phalanx of swallow
  • 1 measure liver of peccary
  • ¼ pound root of fern
  • 4 drams cranium of peccary
  • 3 pounds seed of hoya

Directions

On a dry night, ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

To begin, add science. Cautiously add mantis. Add fibula of fox. While mumbling, fold in phalanx of swallow. Fold in liver of peccary.

Add root of fern. Snap your fingers once, then add cranium of peccary. Add seed of hoya.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Dedication of Scorn

Ingredients

  • shadow
  • sanctity
  • 2 scruples white mercury
  • 7 grains chipped brass
  • essence of jasper
  • ½ lot root of hazel

Directions

Prepare a broad slate mortar and pestle.

Pour mercury into prepared vessel.

Stir in brass and root of hazel, individually.

Combine with shadow. Add sanctity and mix thoroughly. Fold in essence of jasper.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 2 to 7 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Denunciation of Screaming

Ingredients

  • ¾ young toadstool
  • ½ scruple phloem of strangler fig, shaken
  • wink of alligator
  • cold haze
  • 5 measures eye of man
  • ¼ dram young branch of raskovnik
  • 7 scruples xylem of moly, shaken
  • 7 live dragonflies
  • pragmatism

Directions

Prepare a narrow fir mortar and pestle.

Start with toadstool. Mix in phloem of strangler fig. Stir gently. While stamping three tentacles, add wink of alligator and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add haze. Fold in eye of man. Add branch of raskovnik. Mix in xylem of moly. Carefully add live dragonflies. Cautiously add pragmatism.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Astonishing Invocation of Starlight

Ingredients

  • greed of shrew
  • 5 pounds bark of bamboo
  • sorrow of eel
  • ½ scruple scorched rib of wyvern, chopped
  • hot essence of rose
  • 6 live mantises
  • 5 quarts black cerumen of gnome
  • 1 ounce plutonium

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine.

First, add greed of shrew.

Fold in bark of bamboo. Blend in sorrow of eel.

Mix in rib of wyvern.

Add essence of rose. Add live mantises. Gesture vaguely to the east, then add cerumen of gnome. Mix in plutonium.


Thaumaturgy of Joy

Ingredients

  • ¼ kenning young platinum, cubed
  • ½ grain polonium
  • 7 grains ancient root of elm
  • 6 tumblers alcohol
  • luck

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add platinum. Mix in polonium. Add root of elm. Mix in alcohol. Blend in luck.


Enchantment of Trouble

Ingredients

  • chilled corruption
  • sorrow
  • scream of monkey
  • 8 measures phloem of jasmine
  • 3 grains scored fruit of mint
  • 3 ounces fibula of ungulate
  • 6 ounces scapula of gnome

Directions

Ready a hemlock vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add corruption. Carefully add sorrow.

While dancing on two pseudopodia, blend in scream of monkey.

Mix in phloem of jasmine. Stir vigorously. Mix in fruit of mint. Fold in fibula of ungulate. Fold in scapula of gnome.


Charm for Porous Tooth

Ingredients

  • ½ grain gonad of wyvern, pickled
  • 5 cursed pleuroti
  • ½ peck lead, dessicated
  • 6 pints fat of demon
  • memory of lily
  • 2 tumblers dew of wolfsbane

Directions

Ready a spruce vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add gonad of wyvern. Blend in pleuroti. Mix in lead.

Add fat of demon.

Snap your fingers twice, then add memory of lily. Pour in dew of wolfsbane.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Gathering of Oaks

Ingredients

  • ¼ grain cracked cesium
  • ancient despair
  • spirit of okapi
  • 7 ounces tibia of lemur
  • 2 pure live dragonflies

Directions

Ready a tartan sack for mixing.

Start with cesium. Carefully add despair. Add spirit of okapi and mix thoroughly. Mix in tibia of lemur. Add live dragonflies.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 3 to 9 oaks should begin to appear within minutes.


Dedication of Starlight

Ingredients

  • shadow of bottlebrush
  • 3 scruples pistil of titan arum
  • ¼ live moth
  • prisine greed of huldra
  • 5 pecks pure egg of otter, pulverized
  • 5 ounces lead
  • 8 pinches white pistil of creosote, chopped
  • 4 kasks cold helium
  • 6 live yellowjackets
  • 8 pounds cracked frost, polished

Directions

Ready an oak vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine helium. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Raise three arms and gesticulate wildly, then stir in pistil of titan arum, egg of otter, lead, pistil of creosote, and frost, individually.

Blend in shadow of bottlebrush. Add live moth and mix thoroughly. Add greed of huldra and mix thoroughly. Combine with live yellowjackets.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Elixir for Infirm Talon

Ingredients

  • ¼ kask helium
  • 6 drops æther, chilled
  • 7 scruples carbon
  • 2 kasks blood of rhinoceros, stirred

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add helium. Add æther. Add carbon. Pour in blood of rhinoceros.


Troiram's Indispensible Curse of Love

Ingredients

  • 7 drams tungsten
  • 7 hot toadstools
  • 4 live snails
  • cool virtue of monotreme
  • essence of aspen
  • 1 live dragonfly

Directions

Facing south, ready a hickory vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add tungsten to the prepared vessel.

While rotating one pseudopodium, blend in toadstools. Carefully add live snails. Combine with virtue of monotreme.

While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, cautiously add essence of aspen.

Fold in live dragonfly.


Cursed Spell of Virtue

Ingredients

  • 8 ounces flower of lily
  • 3 pecks cracked aluminum
  • 5 pints choler of alligator
  • 1 ounce sodium, braised

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add flower of lily to the prepared vessel. Fold in aluminum. Add choler of alligator.

Mix in sodium.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Vash's Favoured Spell of Secret

Ingredients

  • 4 quarts mud, beaten
  • ¾ ounce scored gravel, cured
  • 5 pecks silicon
  • ½ live ant

Directions

Ready a slate vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add mud. While standing on one tentacle, mix in gravel. While gyrating, add silicon. While moaning gently, add live ant and mix thoroughly.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Baroque Rite of Superstition

Ingredients

  • ¼ ounce pure phosphorus
  • 7 lots cool ulna of okapi, braised
  • ¾ cockle

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with phosphorus. Add ulna of okapi.

While moaning gently, add cockle and mix thoroughly.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Vacuous Curse of Riotous Radius

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple furrowed gravel, puréed
  • 2 ounces thyroid of heron
  • pragmatism
  • 7 white butterflies
  • ¾ kenning viscera of caribou
  • consciousness of gnome
  • 5 measures milk of alligator, stirred
  • 6 grains phosphorus
  • 1 measure bile of leviathan

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Pour milk of alligator and bile of leviathan into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in gravel, thyroid of heron, viscera of caribou, and phosphorus, individually.

Blend in pragmatism. Add butterflies. Combine with consciousness of gnome.


Curse of Porous Lymph

Ingredients

  • joy of owl
  • 3 lots char
  • 6 thimbles saliva of ocelot
  • ¾ prisine live spider
  • 6 grains magnesium, puréed
  • hope
  • touch of gibbon
  • 6 pounds seed of quaking, braised
  • ¾ peck stem of poplar
  • 5 ounces chromium

Directions

Place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add joy of owl.

While moaning gently, add char. While stamping three hands, add saliva of ocelot. Stir once.

Add live spider and mix thoroughly. Add magnesium. Blend in hope.

Add touch of gibbon.

Add seed of quaking.

Mix in stem of poplar. Add chromium.

Following Rui's three maxims, create a wax simulacrum of the target. Submerge in the brew, and boil until all liquid has evaporated.


Parsimonious Profanity of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • ¾ ounce stem of creeper
  • 5 blessed scorpions
  • ¼ grain phalanx of redcap
  • 8 pecks gizzard of newt
  • idealism
  • 2 pinches seed of inkvine
  • 5 drops cerumen of baboon
  • sanctity

Directions

Ready a basalt vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour cerumen of baboon into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, add stem of creeper, phalanx of redcap, gizzard of newt, and seed of inkvine. Do not overmix.

Add scorpions and mix thoroughly. Combine with idealism. Blend in sanctity.


Granular Enchantment of Wishes

Ingredients

  • 8 minims dew of Green Man
  • greed of troll
  • 1 scruple aluminum
  • 3 pounds tungsten
  • 2 pounds ulna of leprechaun, ground
  • 5 drams æther, chilled
  • 7 pecks violet magnesium

Directions

Ready a jasper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together dew of Green Man and æther until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in aluminum, tungsten, ulna of leprechaun, and magnesium, individually.

While moaning gently, fold in greed of troll.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Righe's Sanctified Antidote for Disturbance of the Radius

Ingredients

  • ¼ pinch antimony, cured
  • 2 kasks prisine dew of pine
  • touch of possum
  • 1 scruple mandible of unicorn

Directions

Ready a spruce vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour dew of pine into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Gesture vaguely to the west, then add antimony and mandible of unicorn. Do not overmix.

Snap your fingers once, then cautiously add touch of possum.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Spell of Terror

Ingredients

  • 6 measures phalanx of carp, washed
  • ¼ lot chipped heart of shad
  • ½ lot scapula of sloth, chopped
  • ½ red flea
  • ¼ grain root of pine
  • 1 dram mud
  • terror of hedgehog
  • 5 ounces aluminum

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Pour mud into prepared vessel.

While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, beat in phalanx of carp, heart of shad, scapula of sloth, root of pine, and aluminum until only a few chunks remain.

While stamping three arms, fold in flea. Blend in terror of hedgehog.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Vash's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Complex Poultice for Infected Sebum

Ingredients

  • 2 pecks lead
  • 8 measures gizzard of caiman, polished
  • ½ peck bark of chicory, polished
  • 2 drams oil, dehydrated
  • 8 lots cranium of caiman
  • 3 measures blessed platinum
  • 5 mantises
  • ¼ tumbler alcohol, dehydrated

Directions

Facing west, ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add lead to the prepared vessel. Fold in gizzard of caiman.

While gyrating, fold in bark of chicory. Mix in oil. Stir once. Fold in cranium of caiman. Mix in platinum.

Add mantises. Add alcohol. Stir once.

Make a poultice using Gushich's standard method. Apply to sebum immediately.


Malediction of Sickly Scapula

Ingredients

  • ½ lot gonad of pangolin
  • 5 ounces neon, chilled
  • ½ kenning blessed leaf of vegetable lamb
  • 5 pounds tarsal of bat
  • touch of albatross
  • 2 drops neon, dehydrated
  • 3 ounces choler of monkey

Directions

Facing north, place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with gonad of pangolin. While chanting, mix in neon. Add leaf of vegetable lamb. Add tarsal of bat.

Cautiously add touch of albatross. Mix in neon. Stir once. While mumbling, mix in choler of monkey. Stir once.


Minor Jinx of Starlight

Ingredients

  • 3 moths
  • ¼ peck cranium of tanuki
  • 4 pinches gravel, chopped
  • wink of parrot
  • 7 ounces lymph of kelpie
  • ½ dram seed of ash
  • 7 lots tongue of rhinoceros

Directions

Prepare a broad clay mortar and pestle.

Add moths to the prepared vessel. Fold in cranium of tanuki. While standing on one pseudopodium, fold in gravel. Add wink of parrot. While dancing on three feet, pour in lymph of kelpie. Stir gently. While chanting, add seed of ash. Fold in tongue of rhinoceros.


Malediction of Aching Gizzard

Ingredients

  • 6 termites
  • ½ measure humerus of lynx
  • starlight
  • blessed starlight
  • warm mind of unicorn
  • 8 pecks tantalum, puréed
  • sanctity
  • 4 lots polonium
  • 8 pecks frost

Directions

Ready an alder vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with termites. Add humerus of lynx. Wriggle your toes, then add starlight and mix thoroughly. Carefully add starlight.

Blend in mind of unicorn. Fold in tantalum. Add sanctity and mix thoroughly. Fold in polonium. Add frost.


Essential Rite of Hope

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple heart of okapi
  • shadow of baobab
  • 4 kennings quartz
  • 8 worms
  • shadow of lily
  • 4 scruples ear of monkey
  • 6 drams platinum, polished
  • ¼ live moth
  • 4 drams talon of albatross
  • ¾ dram young blood of fowl

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add heart of okapi. Combine with shadow of baobab. Fold in quartz. Cautiously add worms. While rubbing three hands, cautiously add shadow of lily. Add ear of monkey. Mix in platinum. Combine with live moth. While dancing on one tentacle, fold in talon of albatross.

Mix in blood of fowl. Stir gently.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Convenient Rite of Whispers

Ingredients

  • 5 live solifuges
  • 7 spoons humour of fox
  • joy of gharial
  • 1 ounce blessed cockles of marsupial, polished

Directions

Facing east, ready a pine vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Pour humour of fox into prepared vessel.

While rubbing three legs, beat in cockles of marsupial until only a few chunks remain.

Blend in live solifuges. Add joy of gharial.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Conjuring of Rats

Ingredients

  • 5 kennings flower of hibiscus
  • 3 measures sap of ash
  • warm moongleam
  • 8 grains chipped arsenic
  • 8 lots nose of eel, pickled
  • scream of hyrax
  • 1 kenning hot wax
  • 5 measures violet tungsten, pickled
  • touch of poplar
  • 7 pounds hot mandible of wyvern, washed

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (maple preferred, though cherry will do).

First, add flower of hibiscus. While chanting, add sap of ash. Blend in moongleam. Mix in arsenic. While stamping three tentacles, mix in nose of eel.

Add scream of hyrax and mix thoroughly.

Add wax.

Add tungsten.

While stamping two tentacles, add touch of poplar and mix thoroughly. Fold in mandible of wyvern.


Perspicacious Spell of Death

Ingredients

  • shadow of calluna
  • 2 ounces ancient fibula of mouse, pickled
  • 4 measures water
  • whisper of huldra
  • 8 drams ear of troll
  • 5 ounces water
  • ½ grain prisine tusk of baboon

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, ready a nickel vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together water and water until frothy.

Stir in fibula of mouse, ear of troll, and tusk of baboon, individually.

While humming softly, fold in shadow of calluna. Add whisper of huldra.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Fulminating Charm for Aching Carpal

Ingredients

  • white secret
  • touch of loosestrife
  • 1 peck potassium

Directions

Ready an ash vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add secret. While standing on one proboscis, blend in touch of loosestrife. Fold in potassium.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Gathering of Swallows

Ingredients

  • starlight
  • 8 drams spine of bat
  • fear
  • 5 measures chipped cesium
  • 3 pinches potassium

Directions

Under the sign of Sagittarius, ready a canvas sack for mixing.

Start with starlight.

While tapping two pseudopodia, add spine of bat.

Add fear and mix thoroughly. While dancing on one pseudopodium, fold in cesium. Mix in potassium.


Suppressed Enchantment of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • 7 scruples chipped seed of hungry grass
  • 4 pounds liver of chimera
  • laughter of marsupial
  • 4 lots hot frost

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready a syenite vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with seed of hungry grass. Add liver of chimera. Blend in laughter of marsupial.

Mix in frost.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Curse of Ache of the Nose

Ingredients

  • 7 lots ear of monkey
  • 6 pinches root of sage
  • ¼ pinch hot pelvis of huldra, braised
  • 4 grim live millipedes
  • 8 harvestmen

Directions

Prepare a broad platinum mortar and pestle.

To begin, add ear of monkey. Add root of sage.

Mix in pelvis of huldra.

Blend in live millipedes. Fold in harvestmen.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Feckless Thaumaturgy of Joy

Ingredients

  • trouble
  • ¾ thimble mercury
  • ¾ ounce stem of strangler fig

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch.

Beat together mercury until frothy.

Beat in stem of strangler fig until only a few chunks remain.

Add trouble and mix thoroughly.


Efficacious Dedication of Terror

Ingredients

  • ¾ blessed live spider
  • 3 quarts black milk of gibbon
  • 7 drams cool heel of lemur
  • 5 live snails
  • spark of rhinoceros
  • 4 drams antimony
  • shadow of sage
  • black whisper of rhinoceros
  • 1 measure fruit of ivy
  • 1 dram bark of jasper

Directions

On a rainy day, ready a platinum vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add live spider. Mix in milk of gibbon. Snap your fingers once, then mix in heel of lemur. Blend in live snails.

While flexing two feet, blend in spark of rhinoceros. Mix in antimony. Combine with shadow of sage. Add whisper of rhinoceros and mix thoroughly.

Add fruit of ivy. Mix in bark of jasper.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Obscenity of Science

Ingredients

  • 6 scruples iridium
  • 4 ancient live mantises
  • 8 drams furrowed lead
  • ¼ scruple white frost, washed

Directions

Under the sign of Aries, ready a copper vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add iridium. Cautiously add live mantises.

Fold in lead. Add frost.


Irregular Blasphemy of Terror

Ingredients

  • 4 scruples cadmium
  • grey whisper of pidgeon
  • 6 kennings chipped rib of lemur
  • joy of yeti

Directions

On a misty morning, prepare a deep iron mortar and pestle.

Start with cadmium. Fold in whisper of pidgeon. Mix in rib of lemur.

Blend in joy of yeti.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Bane of Malignant Nose

Ingredients

  • ¾ thimble oil
  • ½ pinch pelvis of bear
  • ¾ measure neon
  • shadow
  • ¼ pint choler of salamander
  • ¼ grain platinum
  • 1 pinch ancient nose of loach
  • shadow of pine
  • corruption
  • ¾ dram violet xylem of kudzu

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with oil. Add pelvis of bear.

Pour in neon. Stir once. Carefully add shadow. Mix in choler of salamander.

Mix in platinum. While chanting, add nose of loach. Add shadow of pine and mix thoroughly. Blend in corruption. Add xylem of kudzu. Stir gently.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Imprecation of Joy

Ingredients

  • 1 live mite
  • 3 scruples tin
  • ½ pound patella of monkey

Directions

With a rising sun in the sky, ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

To begin, add live mite. Add tin. Mix in patella of monkey.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Gushich's Convocation of Dandelions

Ingredients

  • ¼ cursed termite
  • mind of possum
  • 2 pounds thyroid of rat

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with termite. Combine with mind of possum. Fold in thyroid of rat.


Invocation of Luck

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple copper, cured
  • 2 quarts water
  • corruption
  • life
  • ancient wink of albatross
  • 7 drams phlegm of dog

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour water and phlegm of dog into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

Beat in copper until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add corruption. Carefully add life. Fold in wink of albatross.


Simple Convocation of Nimloths

Ingredients

  • ¼ lot gizzard of anteater
  • 8 grains warm iridium
  • ½ ounce gallbladder of bat, washed
  • essence of tanuki
  • ¾ lot ancient chromium

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, prepare a narrow pumice mortar and pestle.

To begin, add gizzard of anteater. Mix in iridium. Mix in gallbladder of bat. Fold in essence of tanuki.

Fold in chromium.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind. 3 to 9 Nimloths should begin to appear within seconds.


Righe's Conjuring of Maples

Ingredients

  • 5 white pleuroti
  • laughter of kelpie
  • idealism
  • 2 pounds scored quartz, washed
  • 4 scruples spine of monkey
  • 4 measures gold
  • 8 measures plutonium, cubed
  • pure mist
  • wish of anteater

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add pleuroti. Blend in laughter of kelpie. Add idealism. Fold in quartz. While chanting, mix in spine of monkey.

Add gold. Fold in plutonium. Blend in mist. Cautiously add wish of anteater.


Rite of Delight

Ingredients

  • 6 yellowjackets
  • love
  • 8 scruples violet pelvis of anteater
  • 6 pounds bark of titan arum
  • white idealism
  • 6 measures talon of crocodile
  • ¼ dram potassium

Directions

Prepare a deep silver mortar and pestle.

Add yellowjackets to the prepared vessel. Add love. Fold in pelvis of anteater. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add bark of titan arum. Cautiously add idealism. Mix in talon of crocodile. While moaning gently, add potassium.


Righe's Crucial Malediction of Bruised Tarsal

Ingredients

  • ¼ measure aluminum
  • 3 live centipedes
  • ¾ pound tarsal of ocelot
  • ¼ butterfly
  • 4 scruples phlegm of gryphon
  • 2 ounces phalanx of demon
  • shadow of treant

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour phlegm of gryphon into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Blend in aluminum, tarsal of ocelot, and phalanx of demon, stirring until fully dissolved.

Blend in live centipedes. Add butterfly and mix thoroughly. Add shadow of treant and mix thoroughly.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Gushich's Contrived Bane of Bilious Tarsal

Ingredients

  • 5 toadstools
  • 5 drams caloric
  • sorrow
  • ½ scorpion
  • ¾ kenning violet tallow
  • 7 white scorpions

Directions

Under a full moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan and hickory.

Combine caloric.

Add tallow. Do not overmix.

Add toadstools. Fold in sorrow. Add scorpion and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add scorpions.


Suppressed Summoning of Tanuki

Ingredients

  • ½ pound cool tin
  • 3 ounces ancient flower of athelas
  • 1 pinch grim rot, ground
  • ½ scruple young bud of rose

Directions

Facing north, prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (yew preferred, though fir will do).

To begin, add tin.

While standing on three proboscides, add flower of athelas.

Mix in rot.

While mumbling, add bud of rose.


Rite of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • 7 pecks blessed wax, cubed
  • grey scream of alligator
  • 7 drams thyroid of redcap, pickled
  • 7 drams flower of tipua
  • hot sorrow
  • 6 pounds ear of alligator
  • warm memory of jasmine
  • 5 drams silicon, ground
  • 4 measures neon

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Pour neon into prepared vessel.

Beat in wax, thyroid of redcap, flower of tipua, ear of alligator, and silicon until only a few chunks remain.

Carefully add scream of alligator. Add sorrow. Add memory of jasmine and mix thoroughly.


Senseless Invocation of Memory

Ingredients

  • ¼ spoon phlegm of squirrel
  • 1 quart bile of albatross
  • ¾ ancient scorpion
  • 2 pinches iron
  • 7 tumblers xylem of quaking, diluted
  • 1 peck spleen of possum
  • red idealism
  • 5 quarts flux

Directions

Under the sign of Scorpius, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of elm and cherry.

Add phlegm of squirrel to the prepared vessel. Add bile of albatross. Combine with scorpion.

While staggering to and fro, mix in iron.

Add xylem of quaking. Stir vigorously. Add spleen of possum. Cautiously add idealism.

Pour in flux. Stir vigorously.

Dig a hole six feet deep and bury. Excavate after the spring thaw.


Gushich's Enchantment of Memory

Ingredients

  • 5 live moths
  • scorn of okapi
  • 2 pinches chipped lithium

Directions

Facing south, ready a flax sack for mixing.

Start with live moths. While staggering to and fro, combine with scorn of okapi. While leaping, fold in lithium.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Conjuring of Hibisci

Ingredients

  • secret
  • spark of yeti
  • joy

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, prepare a broad acacia mortar and pestle.

To begin, add secret. Combine with spark of yeti. Cautiously add joy.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard. 2 to 6 hibisci should begin to appear within minutes.


Assembly of Yggdrasils

Ingredients

  • 5 live worms
  • 1 lot scored twig of bamboo
  • 2 scruples tongue of otter
  • 6 tumblers nitrogen
  • sanctity
  • 6 drams scale of ungulate, braised
  • ½ grain flower of elm

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine.

Start with live worms. Mix in twig of bamboo. Mix in tongue of otter. Mix in nitrogen. Blend in sanctity.

While humming softly, add scale of ungulate. Fold in flower of elm.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents. 2 to 7 Yggdrasils should begin to appear within minutes.


Feckless Sacrament of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • love of swallow
  • 8 lots boron
  • 2 pecks rot, washed
  • ¼ kenning potassium
  • 7 lots tongue of lemur

Directions

Under a full moon, ready a steel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add love of swallow. Add boron. While stamping three legs, fold in rot. Add potassium. While stamping two arms, fold in tongue of lemur.


Unclean Invocation of Delight

Ingredients

  • ½ pound branch of hungry grass
  • hot whisper of rhipidistian
  • memory of otter
  • touch of monotreme
  • shadow of quaking
  • ¾ ounce stamen of maple
  • ¾ moth

Directions

Under a crescent moon, ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

Start with branch of hungry grass.

While rubbing one pseudopodium, fold in whisper of rhipidistian.

While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, add memory of otter and mix thoroughly. Add touch of monotreme and mix thoroughly.

Cautiously add shadow of quaking. Mix in stamen of maple. Fold in moth.


Bane of Memory