We are New Zealand EXTREME development team. You wanna software? Fine! We will write it on your hardware, for your hardware, as root, without backups and VCS! Cause its STUPID EXTREME! LOL! Besides, if you want it written on C++, we will write an entire Linux kernel for 5 second, and then just push V8 on top of it, so you can have JavaScript when you need C++ or any other pointless languages, cause JS rulez. XD
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Ackermann Yuriy. Python/NodeJS/PHP JS/jQuery/OL/APIs Mongo/MySQL/PostgreSQL Front-end/Back-end developer. Uses Ubuntu. Diagnosis: Russian.
Mytchel Hammond. C/PHP/Front-end stack/Bash. Runs arch. Diagnosis: RMS.
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We still thinking about our retarded ideas. Don't worry. They will be here soon...