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@someUSER congratulations on you celebrating british kid singers sophia grace's and rosie's 1st anniversary of a visit of your show . how
@LoKarDi_RT uske liye toh bahot kuch karna padega ye pappiyon se kaam nahi chalega #ForTheSakeOfHumanity
@slimswamy yehi to hum semjhane ki koshish kar rahe hain. Log to sab kuch ko issi mein tol dete hain. Context:http://www.opindia.com/2015/02/buzzfeed-editor-tries-to-make-political-tweets-you-wont-believe-what-happened-next/ …
@DramebaazKudi cake kaha hai ??
@someUSER i'm in hawaii at the moment . home next friday night . don't want to come home .
Jeet ka jashn aur shubah ki shuruat — eating bread pakoda at Tandon's Cottage Vaishali Damoh https://t.co/ix2dB9b1Iv
1 sookha puri aur dena bhaiyapic.twitter.com/FvLEv3onxZ
Matlab tum Karishma nahin Raveena ho? Aur woh jo Karishma thi, woh ab kahan ravana hai? https://twitter.com/The_Karishma/status/499234729262997506?s=03 …
Sachai ki jeet hogayi
*aankho mein aansoo*
@Vyomnaut sahi me yaar
kaun hai ye zaleel insaan?
Haan, uske khidki khuli thi jismein se baburao jhaank raha tha.
yaar confess karte ho ya torture . . . itna bada bada confession
@LoKarDi_RT Tujhe sign up kar ke 1000 rs mere account me daalne padenge, tab hi recharge ho payega.
Miss u msd " aadat ho gayi hai aapko captain dekhte hue .. #Dhoni
note ye application google playstore se download hogi , toh fake toh ho hi nahi sakti " . . .
bas kabhi ghamand nahi kiya.
Ye bhasha kahan se sikha hai?
@dhaval241086 sure bhai :)
@MohitParmarr ye kaun se channel par aur kab aata hai? Batao, zara hum bhi toh dekhe!
agar ayesi he baat hai toh peechley 15 saalo se bjp waaley congress ke khilaf apna 'prattyashi' kyu khara kartey thein delhi vidhansabha election mein . . . ?
@YouDontKnowWho_ kya hogaya aisa?
unhone pehle pic ni dkhi ti kya tmhari jo milne k baad hi ignore kia tmhe . . . ?
mai to itne games me b bas ninja turtles , street fighter , car race and mario khel kar khush tha baki games par dhyan dene ka tym kiske pas tha :-d
@GhantaGuy is rishtewaad se azaadi
Bahut log hai jo aapse baat karna chahte hai..plzzzzzz dn't brk thr hearts sir plzzzz
ab voh bola jisne kisi bhi party ko support karne se mana kardiya tha . . a flop show annaji
@whycarewho kone wale plot me jagah zyada hoti hai :)
sala #olympics k game bhare rehte the isme . . . . dhokebaaz >_<
cha cha ? ab seedha #Trump nazar aane laga ? Kasab se Trump tak ?
Bahot time baad suna ye! Achha laga
kuch nahi samjha kabhi, itne saare cheezon se deal karna aata toh shayad life mein succesfull hota.
@iamGunjanGrunge Tharak saale har ladki ko mention karna hai tujhe @brawling_virago @Atheist_Krishna
@thisisAparajita sahi hai :(
@Alllahdin Aaj match hai na? Ki kal?
yaar tum ladke inne senti krne wale kaam kyu krte ho ? ? ? :'(
@Annu__k text karo phr dekhtay hain
@mamtan14 didi abhi apni me time hai
Abe Congressiyon, Nigerians bhi insaan hote hain, bandar nahin. Kyon itna bura maan gaye.
oct 30 its goin down at the congress theater i will be performing along wit machine gun kelly ! ! ! ! http/URL
kitne dukh ki baat hai na :(
#TripleTalaq ho ya Divorce usshme koi matvate /Rajnetic Na hona chahiye. Mahilayo ke ke liye sharaph ke saman hi hai. Triple Talaq ko roke.
tum ye karoge mere saath? Maine aaj tak tumhe kuch ulta bhi kahan hai? Hadh hoti hai
w…ise tu boli nai ki hai kaha se
luncher paaji pehle chai k saath biscuit kha rahe the . .
@aanchalator toh phir theek hai, aise kisi Ladki ke T-shirt mein kuch bhi kaise daal sakta hai koi?
@twinitisha phir to twitter walon ki khush-naseebi hai :)
Happy Birthday Dhoni & Hello to Sakshi bhabhi. Aur baaki sab khairiyat?
LOL, phenk deta to bechare ka phir kat jaata bill, isiliye lauta diya chup chaap. #EkBhaiKeLiye
Did Arun Lal say, "Ye dekhiye Bangladeshi player khushi se apne andkosh takra rahe hain"
Sab kuch sahi chal raha tha life mai .. par Achanak Sony TV Dilwale movie ka telecast karne vali hai aaj raat ... why .. why ??
@Atheist_Krishna bhai bas kya hamesha Sunny Leone dikhau..
@narendramodi kuch pata hai students ke mehenge din agaye hai?? #gst laga diya hai bas kuch socha tha pehle?
@Gott_Partikel aankh band karte hi shruti hassan nazar aati hai :(
@pandyas0599 Gud mrng sir aapko Mahashivratri ki hardik mangalkamnaye :)
amazing day today . i can't wait for tomorrow
Sorry, mujhe laga raat ke 11.30 baje hai.
Phone ka wallpaper dekhte dekhte zindagi kat rahi hai.
@sayshardik @pintubaba_ Ye baatli chahiye mujhe :(
#NoteBandi mein Temporary Ban to lag Chuka hai 0 Koi baat nahin hai !
Toh phir toh achhi baat hai nahi, mitthaiyan khilao!
OMG kisi ne RT spree diya saalo baad.. Thanks @SahiDisha
*khushi ke aansu*pic.twitter.com/P75DZ5jPkk
Brilliant Answer By Boy Friend on Break Up … . Girl
.@RanaAyyub ye Amit bhai ne nahi Muhammad Ali ne kaha tha pagli
Please follow @SaleemChikna & @sayshardik, ye log free mein daaru pilaate hai. #AaiShappath
@Perrignrr ye kya hai?
Haar aur Jeet to khel ka hissa hai. Ye wala bahut din taklif dega wo kissa hai.
@Kahaanify hamari kashti wahan doobi jahan paani kam tha
@sagarcasm abhi bhi hu
@BeingMSD mera motive kuch aur tha
err @DefucktiveHumor ye le ek aur.
@RoflGandhi_ @infinite_aMy Guru ji ko pehchanne se inkar karne wale logon ko Pakistani visa ke sath passport muft diya jaaye. Pranam.
Yaar, koi ye bata do ke yeh ladki hai kaun?https://twitter.com/Sarcaism_/status/733178336147562496 …
.@sagarikaghose haan khush ho jaa Pakistani @IndianExpress
_/\_ SIR. Rulaoge kya?
@MildlyClassic India aur Sri lanka ek hi hai sir
ultimate yarrr . . . . just love it
@narendramodi ISI ko bulao vote dene ke liye
Bas aise hi reviews ki zaroorat hai, kaafi protsahan milta hai in baaton se.
@akshaykanitkar Sahi hai, bada aadmi hai tu. Kya chal raha hai? Kab milna?
ye bohot pehle ho chuka hai https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/595267739297587200 …
@Dukhi_Engineer
Salmannnnn aaa intezaar idhar ? tere liye ?
@PratMitt @GabbbarSingh @c_aashish arey kabhi kabhi toh aap dhang ki baat karte ho :P
@BUnlimted hahaha.. Bhai @Champ_Nikk shave kar lena
@huh_watnow mujhe to bas ek tera sahara hai..
@nickhunterr hahaa.. Matlab ab date yaad dilaoge @twinitisha
@Bihar_ke_lala khusi hui tumhara janamdin aaya
use to gate se bahar hote hi utarna compulsory tha . . .
kahi rajnikant to nhi tha . .
@sureshnakhua maan hi nahi rahe hai
Keerthi ! lets open a NGO together ! toote dil ke marezon ke liyea
india kbhi bhi china ko peeeche nhi kr paaega.....
That Spin ! Ravi Ashwin . Kuch nai ho sakta bhai Africa ka World Cups mei .. #Mauka #IndvsSA #cwc15
t . v . off guddu: mummy . . . . . khane me kya hai .
chalk churane ka bhi apna maza tha . . :)
ji bilkul, iss baat ka toh inkaar nahi kar sakte.
Sabko bacha kaho,sirf mere ilawa ok
@sahilmjain ek nahi mili ab tak </3
@Babu_Bhaiyaa mujhe bhi dena zara 5 rs ke.. Bhookh lagi hai
bahut badiya , bahut hi undaa , kya baat , kya baat . dil jit liya tune toh . . . :d
Everyone on TL is thanking their Moms.. Bhai aiyaashi karne ke paise to Papa hi dete hai na..
#ThankYouPapa
@iamGunjanGrunge Tanmay jail ko hi kha jata
@BolshoyBooze Shakti bechara kabhi kuch bolta nahi hai, he is like a husband eve n before marriage.
Phone dekhne mein taqleef hai kya?
@balliawalebaba bas badiya sab.. Upar wale ka sahara hai.. Abhi chai pee rahe hai :)
@rsairajeswari Zamana kharaab hai.. Shine lajawaab hai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat
Shine
@Ra_Bies Hello saadu saahab (senior bro in law), ki haal chaal?
jabatdast dost . . . . 1 page me rula diya yaar . . . . . kamaal hai . . . . superb nd hatss off to ur crearivity . . .
@MissKhushiSen mujhe laga sab bhool gaye honge #SENTI
Salman khan kaha ho?
@MeetUunngLee pagal aurat hai
atleast jise thand lagti ho use de diya karo :)
Hiii sir , aapse milne kaa sirf ek maaukaa chaahtaa hu. ....
... abhi aayega rukiye " @mehrishisumati : Once upon a time there was a hashtag #RailBudget2015 "
@Ojasism bhai aajkal sab ke paas 4-4 car hai.. Ab to kisi series me Helicopter gift hoga tab maza aayega
Aaj Indrani ka kitne naye patiyo ka pata chala.. Koi update karega?
@loveOKplease kuch nahi, ek tweet padh ke gussa aa gaya :/
cheapest nahi pucha. Best pucha hai.
YE DEKH LO DUNIYA WALO..https://twitter.com/Winkerbell_/status/661805356947927040 …
Aaj kal yeh hi bikta hai bhai!
Dhoni bhai ek din ball tod hi denge!
Bhai kuch kal ke liye bhi chhod de..
RT @EconomicTimes #KejriwalTakesOath: I hope that India wins the World Cup
missing dat tym . . . happy new year all . . . .
i love my girl evelyn at work she switched shifts with me saturday:)
Hi Congress, today do we have Rajiv Gandhi Janma Diwas Sabko Daru Free Party Yojana?
sooo creative . . u guys r awsummm . :)
Bahot hi undaa!https://twitter.com/Madan_Chikna/status/654533563803660289 …
@Alllahdin Ye dekh! pic.twitter.com/mf0QwulkQe
@MirrorCracklin mujhe toh nahi aaya phone :'(
Rahul Gandhi kuch bhi kar le, log use Pappu hi samjhenge.
Aj ya #windies larkia leke jaegi ya boys .. :) #WT20 #WIvENG #AusWvWIW #WT20Final
@Dipti1104 bahut bold hain aap
RT @ShraddhaKapoor : Cine stars ki khoj in #Atsu & #Zara ! #Haider #2ndOct @tanya1ghavri http://t.co/BznIyUfZ9d
Chain ik pal nahi " aur koi hal nahi " #Jio ni ~ Other operators 0
how do y'all feel about moving presidents day to august ? august lacks a three day weekend . then make lincoln's b-day a day off too . #boom
@SrBachchan sir aap badal gaye ho. Aajkal milte hi nahi ho. Kitna wait kiya aapka ghar ke bahar
@akshaykanitkar @Ra_Bies @Oinkoo Sunil, tu aur main Janta mein jaa kar piyenge
@tweetofdeb @twinitisha nahi liya hai, not worth it
aur free wifi bhi wahi hai. Lol
@AksharPathak jokeya .... accha kiya
guddu k papa toh emotional ho gye . . . .
@Vipul_tweets_ kya yaar, sarcasm nahi samajhte @vivanair @Zahriano
Tu hai meri kiran'
~Me, to sunshine
"Mhari chhoriyan chhoron se kam hain ke?"https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/813728641943293953 …
@BUnlimted Baby holiday Gabbar jaisi awesome movies akki hi kar sakta hai.. #WeLoveAkshay @aamir_nation @akshay_airlift @aamir_khan
RG : Mom mujhe budget budget khelna hai Mom : Beta , tumhare women empowerment khelneke din hai RG : yaay ! ringa ringa roses #RahulOnLeave
@kavitabika Aus ke kya layee mere liye
@chatpatidiary tum itne teekhe kyun hote ho mere saath? Kya kiya hai maine?
@Babu_Bhaiyaa @KyaUkhaadLega Sir hamara kya hoga hum bhii na haar jaaen kahi
.@SRKswarrior1 Dilwale ka trailer kab aa raha hai ?
Kaahe jaage ho be?
@huh_watnow chee chee gandi baatein
#GuessTheSong
Bade dhoke hai iss raah mein
Aise aa rahi hai Bihaar me Bahaar #NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrithttps://twitter.com/Bihar_ke_lala/status/660750933270245377 …
@Atheist_Krishna bahot hi uchh darje ka ghatiyapan tha yeh.
@iamkits haan Bhai aur hot bhi :-D
iska koi connect nahi tha iske saath, magar achha line hai.
Main confused hu ke woh bhai desi hai ya videsi.
@MeetUunngLee nahi bhai mere tweets par log rote hai
"Main aaj bhi pheki huee Ball nahin uthata" ~ Umar Akmal
#TwistedBollywoodDialogues
.@Arpita_joshi13 @e29ad41b95b341d sirf tumhare liye, chhodo ye sab hate. Aao pyar ki baatein karein DM par. Ok?
@theamarjeet Haan bhai Ayesha ke sab fan hai
Journo: Laluji, aapne 11 bacche kyon paida kiye?
Lalu: Kyonki uske baad hum thak gaye thay.
"Aisa na hua hota agar aapne Modi ko PM na banaya hota" - Shri Kejriwalhttps://twitter.com/nypost/status/718203194556432384 …
Kal kaam par tumhare abba jayenge? So jao.
@CelkonMobile #CelkonCheers4India Oye Balle Balle 1 aur Four http://t.co/dCvJmecLqr
Sab khana kha ke daru pee chale gaye..
mast hai.. aap bhi dekha karo.. daru ki zarurat nahi padti phir
@Ra_Bies Thodi si jo pee li hai.. chori to nahi ki hai..
kya sir? Achha tha bhai
@DrDhimantPurohi ha ha ha, santa inka naam bhi note kar lein :)
@dwivedi_ji12 inn logo se ruka hua hai desh ka uddhar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar
Sir me apka big big fan hu mujy apse call pe bt karni hai ek bar sir mera contact num 03356507139 Skype I.d abdul.rehman6731 plzzzz contact meabdul.rehman.sahabto
@narendramodi @arunjaitley "Sir #GST rate cut ka fayda Consumer ko nahi mil raha "hai trader base price up karke usi price par bechta hai
Entertainment sabko free ka hi chahiye hota hai, haaye ye zaalim duniya *wipes a tear*
aaj ke latest xbox aur ps se zyada bhokal uss time " udne walla mario " ka hota tha
Aa gaya mauka ... India won .. #IndvsSA
@Champ_Nikk bilkul sahi..Bihar may achhe din toh aaney he they #GoodByeNitishKumar
that's complete crap . @someUSER began and sadat were all about peace . bibi wants to use our military for free . @someUSER <
#SamajwadiParty se #Gathbandhan to kar liya unhone ....
Jor se poetry lagi hai.
tu teen baar talak bol dena @isaifpatel
Jin logon ko FAN ke bina neend nahi aati woh movie zaroor dekhein, isse unhe neend aajayegi.
Aaj naked,kal udhaar.
#MainBhiPunDit
@KajuBadamChor tu ja naha kar aa @TheVacuumHead @ShraddhaKapoor
kahin tu whi tom boy typ ladki to nhi jiske bare me kal ek ladke ne confession post kia tha ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? lol
She wants to see my ration card.. Apne ghar se Bajrangi Bhaijaan ko bheja tha.. Bhool gayee https://twitter.com/MehrTarar/status/633331132810043392 …
@The_Sleigher ANGREZO BHARAT CHHODO
@stfu_veer delete kar diya
" #lol ... #Ireland ye to tumhaari batting ka #Pakistan ho gaya #CWC15 #INDvsIRE "
aansoo khushi kehttps://twitter.com/gauravyoo/status/801016899811282944 …
Jalne walo jalte raho..
Modi ji aap aage badho..
#ModiInDubai
@Swt_Sadhana lets hope.. Mujhe to umeed kam hai @BJP4India @ANI_news
@BolshoyBooze :-O @White_Crimes aisa kiya tumne? Bhagwan se daro. Waise insta pe tumhare pics bahot zyada achhe hai :P
@MaryaamShakeel Aaj to #kohli tum logo ko akele pela hai , socho zara jb 125 crore log pelenge tab kya hoga ..? #IndvsPak
@sayshardik phone mein network nahi mil raha yaar
@oxymoronic_me mat karo pyar, kyun barbaad hona hai? </3
sir hamare ghar me white wash ho rhi thi . isliye copy ghar pe reh gayi :-d
RT @Ssaniya25 : @WriterIntrovert
.@HarshJ12 apna kaam khud karo.
he's my dad but . . hum unhe pura match kabhi nhi dekhne dete . . it's a pretty big feat . . lol
Ankit LOL ne Arnab ko Modi ka kutta bola
. shaam ko maza http://aayega.lol
Modi ji .....ye galat baat hai jo aapn 3 crore ka stage lagwa raha han ..... please think about it
@singhlicious twitter kam ho gaya hai :)
RT @101santosh1 : @MUKESH42957410 @PandaJay PRABHU KEY GHAR MIE DER PR ANDHAER NAHI YEAH SATYA H
mujhe mil gaya haii.....
isiliye ab kejriwal ke samarthan me aa gaye .
miranda house ka bi page hona chahie ab to :-d :-p
@mishrashiv Mishra ji ise haathi bol kar haathi jaise achche jeevo ko gaaliya na de @nikhil__13 @Ra_Bies
@Singhlicious ye sach hai milord
@hitennarendra aajkal hum khud hi ghum rehte hai.. Ladki chhod ke chali gayee. Dil hi toot k reh gaya hai
@Barn_sparrow Aapko doubt hai.. Apna phone number dijiye.. Abhi doubt door kiye dete hai
hahaha very nice maine bhi kai bar kiya h .
RT @s_navroop : AC EMU MILI NA !!! @HeadlinesToday : Suresh Prabhu's #RailBudget2015 disappoints Shiv Sena as ' Maharashtra didn't get anythi
Yes Aero totally rocks
gantantra divas ke laddu wah bhai kya baat kya baat kya baat . . .
meri purani hai @integrated_me isse door rahiyo
Dil aur DMaag hamesha khule hone chahiye.
@Atheist_Krishna aur agar aaj koi kuch bola to "bura na mano holi hai" @bhaiyyajispeaks
Ab @ArvindKejriwal apna Janlokpal ka vaada kab poora kar rahe hai ??
@CescyJose mere sapnon ki Rani kab aayegi tu?
300, crore insha Allah
same here bassss 20 ki jageh 5 milte the maa se . . . . :)
@Insane_chorri mein to Bhopal me hi kha raha
@GreySasquatch lol! Haar gaye?
RT @KejriTrolls : Modi ji , aapne kisi aur ko exam likhne bheja hoga . Syllabus se kuch sawaal mein poonchu toh ans de paaoge aap ? Bolo bolo ..
RT @fanthegame : Vo sirf STAR nahi hai , Duniya hai meri ! Watch trailer https://t.co/8iFTZvjYPe #KheloFansKhelo @FanTheFilm @yrf https://t.…
Subah cheez hi aisi hai, mujhe raat pasand hai
RT @bhavanakumari9 : Mujhe old man bahut pasand h
bhai guddu . . kamaal kardi yr . . apne bhai pe gya h tu bilkul .
Aakaash : Oh Boy , Jason Roy ... Jason Roy : Aakaah ChupRe .. #ENGvNZ
kuch garam ya thanda khane se agar daanton me tez jhanjhanahat ho , to use sensitivity kahte hain . . . .
RT @sudhirchaudhary : Good to see Manoj Kumar at the centrestage once agn ! The original Bharat Kumar who brought patriotism to IndianCinema h
Petrol prices hike kya koi bhi virodh karne wala nahi bacha @thewirehindi @PatrikaNews @ravishndtv #petrolPrice #GST
kya kre maa ka payar h pagle :p
procrastinating .i need to get ready for the 6th district chicago police rally against violence .chi-town cheer will be performing .king dr .
@huh_watnow kitni baar bhi bhejo kam hai @twinitisha
@Heerahee tu mahan hai
mom: why are you listening to plies early sunday morning ?me: *blank stare* *pause* my strip club name is mr .will-throw-it *walks away*
@MeetUunngLee bhai tu mil raha hai weekend. Thats it
@Aniket_bhau @SanikaRanade bahot hasi aarahi hai tujhe?
@RowdyTalks 2 in 1 hai
Aap bhi bohot handsome lag rahe the aur baachhi bhi bohot cute thi. Charming song. Mazza aa gayi thi. :) :) :)
Kejriwal: Time kya hua hai?
Ashutosh: Sir 12:30 1/1
Kejriwal: Kya bola, sahi se bol.
Ashutosh: Ab ho gaye 12:31 1/2.
@Dhavalkate soch., achhi baatein karni hi nahi chahiye
Lagta hai Modi ji ka jio wala pack khatam ho Gaya hai tabhi tweet nahi kar rahe #RightToPrivacy par @JhaSanjay @mukeshtiwariji @DwaipayanM
temple run --> an endless run for money gud one :)
Relationship status: wo kya hota hai?
Aur is baar jo proof maange " chahe wo khi ka #CM hi q na ho " seedha #Goli _ maar _ do _ unko _ V
@indiantweeter Jain ration gap ho jaega.
aj apne hum sbko bht hurt kiye salman...apse ye umid nhi thi hum sb ko :-(...bt m also luv u salman...:)
Hitendra Katiyar Saharsha Keshkar Sanket Rathi Akhil Sharma Manish Chalana ... Bihari Bengali h kya ?
tere liye maaf, tu jab bhi aaye aur milne ka mood ho toh bata dena. @akshaykanitkar @MePurplelicious
@KyaUkhaadLega bhigo ke maarte ho har baat pe
#LiesMenTell Woh pareshaan karte rahe, hum kaam karte rahe - Kejru
Kabhi bharat k 1 karode #santramplji k anuyayeeyon k man ki bhi suno jo 681 din se nyaya mang rahe h #ProteinPledge #CriminalAAP #Trump
Paisa kya hai, aaj hai kal nahi, parso hai - Baburao Ganpatrao Apte
faisal bhai ....itna waqt kyu lagate ho apne fans se mukhatib hone mein ..
guddu tri series aur test series mein , kya lene gya tha ??
Trump banne ki koshish.. matlab ab yugpurush ji US Prez ka chunaav ladenge ?? God save America @angryoungwoman
Khud ba khud radicalize ho gaya, bas baithe baithe
Kitthe reh gaye sallu ji 04:07 ho gye
@ExSecular aaj to mehenga wala maal mangwaya hai @OfficeOfRG ne
Hasee toh bhi nahi phasee. #UpcomingSequels
RT @ImVKohlisAngel : @RainaKiGudia Awwwww cutuuuuu .... Thankuuuu love ... Good night
Dhoni should remind Faf abt IPL !! Agar khelna hai toh out ho jaa !! Hussey z back in d team !!! #justsaying #IndiaVsSouthAfrica
@Sand_In_Deed sabko samaj me aaya hi nahi
@Pluuummm Matlab pi hai
@village_wale oye Shashi sabudana khichdi hai . See prooerly
iss @LoKarDi_RT se compliment? Sigh. Isne mujhe kabhi achha nahi bola hao
i think wearing weird clothes and chappals mean we are innocent.train us with your own risk :d
Tu odd pe Karan Johar ke saath aur even pe Bobby Darling ke saath soya karhttps://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/682871268610191361 …
bay area heads !i'll be on the piano at yoshi's san fran this sunday playing with the one n only dwight trible - http/URL
@sawlanis2 Gunda raj aur jungle raj dono samapti ki or hai..Bus dekhte jao #BJPAheadMGBDead
@zoomphatak iss baar thoda zyada easy ho gaya
Phir bhi paap nahi dhulenge tere Kaju https://twitter.com/KajuBadamChor/status/756433421576970240 …
Kejri Yogendra se pareshan.
Modi Yogi se pareshan.
Musalman Yoga se pareshan.
Fan: Jai Shree Ram
Anupam Kher: Jai Shree Ram
Fan: Om Jai Jagdish
Anupam Kher: y u do dis to me :(
@Atheist_Krishna ye saare paise rakh le aur meri suhaagraat pe national anthem mat bajanapic.twitter.com/Pg46hCOq4l
@supaarwoman Chhod na.. Itni si baat ke liye kisi ki naukari mat cheen @ishaan21
@Ibleed_sarcasm angrez chale gaye.. Inke chhod gaye @RichaMaddyBon @Prachiekins
@ashutosh83B pyaar bech ke faayda kamate ho.. Dilli ki janta kabhi maaf nahi karegi
@someUSER c'mon guys fix this please ,i dont want this to end up how diablo iii did .......: . (
Haha, awaaz zyada badi aati hai. Na?
@lady_gabbar paisa bolta hai
#ModiKaBudget #Budget2015 #Indianbudget #SuperBudget 5 ultra major power projects http://t.co/4Qg5JfmqYN
Chacha jaan ye biwi hai keema paav nahi.pic.twitter.com/KTTMl4kZaS
Phir toh Swiss bank me kitna Paisa Hai wo bhi #RightToPrivacy hoga ?
Happy Mahashivratri folks :) .. Har Har Bole .. Om Namah Shivay
nothing equivalent to moms .
@Rialisticme ek bechare ladke ki khushi nahi dekhi jaati tumse?
ladka gaming mai khoya hua hai....
PIB_India #UHF RT airnewsalerts : RT MIB_India FAQs on #RailBudget2015 - Procedure of approval of Rail Budget by Pa http://t.co/aU6k1nt9VG
@tweettabulous yaar man ki hi toh baat ki thi! LOL
Isse lag raha hai main ladki hu.
Aise DM's aate hai mujhe.pic.twitter.com/qIEfUNmtwL
@DefucktiveHumor abhi itna darr Gaye hai ke rally Rok rahe hai..Par kya fayda ? #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra
Bhai koi iske tweet copy karo.. Ye khud ke tweet copy kiye jaa raha hai.. Koi RT bhi nahi karta pic.twitter.com/sUyah8zReK
@akshaykanitkar nahi bhai Gujarat@BabaBakChod
@FarhanKVirk sharjeel Motey kaddu ms talent bhi nahi hai
When Sagarika was born doctor said "Mubarak ho aur Shubhkamnayen bhi"
Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon - Official Trailer - Kapil Sharma , Arbaaz Khan , Eli Avram & Manjari Phadnis http://t.co/XDhFJyi8jQ
Are beimano #SurgicalStrike pe tumhi log Pakistan ki tarah evidence mang rahe thena ??? Tumhara Fake Emotion sab Hindustani jan chuke he ab !
bb will be huge blockbuster. aap jiyo hajaro saal.
Tum chahte ho mujh par police case ho jaaye <\3
:'(
@itsmanimozhian mar ja bhai
nikon has once again proven it's a small world after all with the latest...- herald sun http/URL
#ZarooratHai ab saare duniya se #TRUMP k khilaaf awaaz uthe
@bhaiyyajispeaks Kya baat hai, maine bhi koshish ki this Shraddha Kapoor ki photo banane ke liye magar Jadoo jaise ban gayi kuch.
@kachra_peti haan ok.. Mere ghar ke paas me hai @HathwalaThakur
@DrShobha Maam mausam achcha hai.. To socha ghoomne jaane se pehle pooch lu@BDUTT @ChouhanShivraj
@someUSER @someUSER nooooooooo !!!!!!maybe you can just look over it right before the test tomorrow and do that first
@Ojasism bhai so ja
@vikrantkumar ye baat to hai.
Rahul Gandhi is rich man's Tejaswi Yadav.
@toastingtoaster Bhai ne driver ko fasa diya
shaan is like ..question kahin mujh par na aajaye :p
RT @helloanand : Brilliant answer by Dhoni when a media guy asked about his retirement - https://t.co/irgS0ieIex
Okay, done! Usko bhi make up lagana, ok?
@barkhasbutt @ashutosh83B Delhi aakar bigad gayi hai
Shoaib Akhtar to @SrBachchan , sir aap jawani mai cricket khele hai , to aap bowler the ya batsman @msarosh #IndvsPak
@LEDtvn adhi duniya ko to dikha chuki ho
Tum mujhe varghani do, main tumhe paavti dunga.
this is fake news shame on you media usa how much given you money blady media.......
usse dikkat nahi.. dikkat dikhawa ka hai
RT @The_Bapu7 : Virat Kohli Warming Up ! Whoaaaaaa Pehli Baar Accha Lag Raha Hai Use Dekhke 😛😂😂
4 baj gaye.....par party aabhi Baaki he....sallu bhai
Kya tumne kabhi kisi ko DP ke liye follow kiya?
Kiyaaa
Aur usne tumhe disappoint kiya?
Kiyaaa..
Mujhe bhi kiya
@PoojaMissra pure Bihar ke tukde kar diye hai nitish ne#FailedCMNitish
@twinitisha maine to nahi lagayee
@friendlii_ghost okay sir. hamare bhi din aayenge
Kal bhi paani nahi aaya tha waise! #Budget2016https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/704247260461150208 …
@SharyAhmad19 . Fazool batein kr rahi hai 😡
@HiighBeta
Chal ghoomne mere saath.. In my car..
Tera pyaar pyaar pyaar hukka baar @Insane_chorri
@Shockraborty Mummy aap hamesha mujhe hi daant lagati ho :( beta tum ghar ke bade ho na
@dan1shmemon bhai theek se padh kya likha hai plz
#saynotocorruption #timetochange say no to dummies jinke pass khud ka dimaag nahi dusro k kahne par chalte hai #MakeInIndia
true !! joke hai😂😂😂 accha maazak hai @rajabetasharad https://t.co/F6RCbgnkBm
@iamsonisinghal dhaniye ki chatni me namak kam reh gaya
bhai angreji batao na kuch.. kuch samaj ni aa raha
"Na bhai na, aise thodi hota hai, ye aate time bhi window seat pe baitha tha" #AUSvPAKpic.twitter.com/PpTsXLrl1b
When Sagarika was born doctor said "Mubarak ho aur Shubhkamnayen bhi"
" munh khol ke 20 rupay mang liye ..."oh i love this line .
mujhe bhi peeni hai </3 @sinezero
Sab anti national hai saale.
Khawaja Mere Khawaja chal wapas chale jaa #IndvsAus
@KutchaRaasta gaalib khayaal achcha hai
sona nahi hai tumko?
Subah uthna hai na jaldi? Sleep
@kamaalrkhan sir ye tweet unko bhej do. Itni Hi-Fi English padh ke wo waise hi suicide kar lega.
Kya lifetime like hi karogi ? Kabhi RT nahi karogi ?
"Bhaiya Goal ki taraf le lo"
Autoguy: "Us taraf nahi jayega"pic.twitter.com/S8MqgLf25i
.@ashutosh83B to phir rishta pakka samjhen?
RT @ruchikokcha : @Atheist_Krishna Isiliye ( sadly ) I am perhaps the only woman jisey Kohli ko khelta dekh bhai wali feeling aati hai .
tu such mein pagal ho gai hai......jo ho gya so ho gya babu....ek achhi and happy life start kar....
Gangaa ka dheeraj tu Himalay ka seena hai .. Sone chaandi se bhi keemti .. tera ye paseena hai ! Come back Maahiyaa #Dhoni
Thank God they didn't end up with "Dekhna na bhooliye Ae Dil Hai Mushkil apni nasdeeki cinema gharon mein. #MadeByGoogle
jab tak dhoni hai atleast main to chipka rahunga ..:)
ye @AapGhumaKeLeLo aur @AndColorPockeT alag level hai bhai, wahan nahi pahonch sakta koi! @Alllahdin
Tumhare chashme ka number hai kya?
Isko bhav mat de.. ye nahi dene wali
@ek_samosa_dena kaam par daaru mat piya kar!
@kkundra lol ladki mil gyi .. Martina here you go girl .. hahha shit #Roadies
"Aaj mein bohot khush hu.. pehli baar sau ka note dikhaya bhaijaan ne.. "
#TweetLikeAPakistani
TERA PEECHA NA MAIN CHHODINGA SONIYE, BHEJ DE CHAHE JAIL MEIN PYAR KE ISS KHEL MEIN *shakes head like Dev Anand*
@jaikesarinandan jai shri Ram
A small farmer in Mahoba " #UttarPradesh : matar 6 rs kilo bech raha hun #notebandi ke kaaran ! Ab chunaav me batayenge inko 0
Aaj kal Jitne Bhi teaser trailer #Youtube pr Record tod rhe hai Sb #Jio ki meharbaani hai
@Tweepshikha meri achhai ka toh fayda utha rahe ho tum, mazaak udaa kar.
Mujhe @Olacabs ne nahi bataya! Ye sarasar na insaafi hai Chikna bhai
@KyaUkhaadLega hahaha. Khana khaney ke liye Plato ka bandobast bhi kar lena.
@friendlii_ghost haha, sab karte hai
main scooter ke aage khadi hoti thi ... to papa samne dekh nhi pate the .. hehehe
hey bhagwan ...yeh movies bachcho ka satyanash kar rahi hain ..:-o :o
@Lambar_Daar haha bhai subah se idhar udhar ho raha hu @MAKKARROMA
RT @coolfunnytshirt : Maine daant tod dena hai Arnab ke agar aur kisi ka resignation maanga toh !!! http://t.co/OuPkhWLllf
@friendlii_ghost kuch nahi bhai, sab emo chep rahe hai
@akshaykanitkar HAHAHA. yaar kya karu. Hasne wali baat bhi hai
@KyaUkhaadLega Main Arvind Kejriwal HU, plz phone uthaiyega
@samy3010 yeh galat iljham hai
maam is wrong in rejecting guddu ... acting me to chhora ghana tez hai
Dhoka nahi, Dhokla khao.
@badrirag @ArvindKejriwal Tere ko kyun jal rahi hai agar koi apne PM ki degree demand kar raha hai ?
@razonater @QararaRasha Sindh is not a property of Pakistan . The philosophy is that aap apna Sindh kahin bhi abaad kar sakte hen .
Mall me saari ladkiyan achchi lagti hai #GuyFacts
har cheez ka galat matlab nikal kar ye, galat shalat smmileys bhejti hai. Bahar se sanskaari andar se dhuandhari.
#GuessTheSong
Tu jo dariya mein utre saara paani gulaabi
it is one of the best gigs of grbg bin i hv evr encontrd .... smply owsm .....
great ak sir .. aap zindabad ..we have to first ensure on evm machines because these people are filthy
it's wednesday !!you know what that means ....new episodes of the challenge: battle of the seasons &
@huh_watnow darling tumhara kuch ni ho sakta
bhai aap bhul gye kya hume social science kisne padhai h , unhone dekha to pitaayi ho jayegi .:(
@shubhansh1504 jab koi bahana nahi hota to bolte hai 'server down hai'
Diwali Shopping wahan se karo jahan kisi gareeb ki Diwali achi hojaye #Diwali #deepavali
Bajrangi bhaijaan mein koi aisa scene jo yadgaar ho????
@Anoushey_a pak out ho chuka hai aus r kiwi se jeetna namomkin
haha, nahi dekha yaar. Hai link?
@vikaspgoel @c_aashish RT ki mohmaaya main na padein. Validation ke liye do ache shabd hi kaafi hain.
logo ko ullu banane wale ko solid reply .
"Tumhara Pritam Pyaare aagaya ho toh hum sone chale jaaye?"
@scratchysingh main ek nek aur shareef bachha hu
@himanshujainon @DrGarekar @ashvasant are bhai uski biwi ne mana kia tha . He is innocent otherwise like # kanhaiya , poor student of #JNU
Shukriya Bhaijaaaaan... Mere bday pe aj tak mila huva Sabse pyara tohfa.... Bajrangi Bhaijaaaaan....
@Dishasatra LOL @PJ_CRACKER @ROFLaaLa Lala mujhe bhi apni behen bana le please
Desh ka yuva jaag chuka hai, yuvika ka kya?
0 @BDUTT Mam kaafi frustration me lag rahi hain #TripleTalaq judgement ke baad ! Yahi mauka hain inko koi link bhejo re Blue whale game ki!
@i_am_nat_war abla naari ki help kar
Election commission ko bhi @BJP4India par najar rakhni chahiye. Gujarat Haath se jaata Dekh ab #GST yaad aa gaya inhe
Bahot hi galat huwa ya, shraddhanjali arpit karte hai :'(
RT @SRKswarrior1 : Arre yaar Dhoni 59 ball mein out hogaya Akkian - accha hua ! 59 ball mein 29 run banaayeAgar 106 ball khelta to sirf 16-…
@indiantweeter wahi hota hai jo manzoor-e-khuda hota hai.
@iamGunjanGrunge MaPoSe murder maaf kar sakta hai.. Drunk driving nahi
@Tweepshikha toh mujhe laga tumhari bhi shakal hogi usmein kahin :-/
my story ws totally opposite ... maa mana karti thi n papa paise dete thhe ... alwez ... :)
@rynkee Kaho naa pyaar hai
@69fubar Aye Aye captain
@Alllahdin sab samajta hu main, pyar mein kabhi kabhi aisa ho jata hai
Itne to bhai wallet me chillar lekar chalte haihttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/603429262750691329 …
@peachypiscean tumhare aashwasan Kejriwal jaise hote hai, hamesha disappointing </3 :'(
RT @khanakram421 : She : Bhaiyya mujhe Chandi colour ka dress chahiyeShopkeeper : Accha to tumhe Silver kameez chahiye ?
jo jaisa dusro k sath krta h uske sath aisa hi hota h ..he cheated dada ...
Modi ne #Notebandi toh kar di " par hamaare jaise #foreveralone engineers ke liye bandi kab dhund dega 0 Kya yahi hai acche din?
Bhai kya bol raha hai https://twitter.com/iNeelSoni/status/654200935128895488 …
Subah se na koi favorite mila hai, na mila hai aadha mention.
agar woldcup jitna h na to ..sehwag aur yuvi ko bulale team me
@BDUTT @AmanKayamHai Grow up Bharkha ... It's too much now . Bharat mai kahi shaktiman hai joo aaj bhi problem mai hai ... Whaha Jaa kar aao
@balliawalebaba hahaha.. Ab aaye ho to kuch kaam bhi karlo
@DefucktiveHumor pakistan jane ke liye bhi visa chahiye kya? Paagal mat ban
Daadhi badhao gandi shakal chupao.
#JaagoGrahak
Sonia Gandhi ko pata nahi tha ki 90% dimag ka vikas 5 saal tak ho jaata hai.
@anjanasukhani Mandal Aabhari _/\_
#GST is The new Duckworth Lewis method. Jo Aaj Tak Kisi ko samjh nhi aaya
@vakeel_saheba Porn mat dekha karo zyada
@GhantaGuy 9 ghante se auto main hai?
#TripleTalaq sirji aap ne to sab chura liya. triple "talaq ram "mandir "vikas appeasement opposition ko kucchh chhodo
sir, can't wait fr #Bajrangi_bhaijaan <3
@tweeting_pal ab bata bhi de kiska.. raat bhar sochte rahenge @Insane_chorri @HathwalaThakur @MeetUunngLee
Toh chaabi kisne lagayi? Aur khoyi kisne?
man prasann ho gaya dekh kar .
Ghu mein pair rakhoge toh dhona padega, pyaar mein padoge toh rona padega. #Irshaad
G1 to G2: Tera mera pyar amar.
Amar: Mujhe tum dono pasand ho.
He cries and cries and cries becoz u wnt let him do it ? Did you say you were seeing a \ " guy\ " ? ;)
@Vyomnaut ohh.. Ye to andar ki baat hai.. Tumhe kaha se pata lagi ?
Sabke saamne naak toh katwa hi deti hai biwiyahttps://twitter.com/anjanabhartia/status/887558772826152960 …
superr se uperrrrr (y) missng home
matlab 28 or 29 me se kis din aana hai..
kya baat hai !!guddu phir se dher sare gags banane laga ....:)
shubham teotia ..iske number final me judenge ..lol :)
Chalo ab koi sting operation karke kisi sarkar ko nanga nahi kar sakti ... maare jaoge #RightToPrivacy
@justicearnab mujhe to ab se gaaliya padne lagi hai :/
ATM me cash aane ka ?https://twitter.com/CopyWalaTweet/status/803470605039255552 …
@Beingakashss thanks bhai Tere Tweet Ka Wait Tha Mujhe
Yahan se ek suwar phenk kar maarenge, saara radicalism uttar jayega.https://twitter.com/defencepk/status/867363923770523649 …
Ye sab padhne se pehle meri aankhein kyun nahi phoot gayihttps://twitter.com/meDigitalGanesh/status/868125471636164610 …
kitne zor se diltoota hai tumhara?
Aap reply karenge....?
#RailBudget2015 #PrabhuKiRail " Prabhu der aaye par durust aaye " This budget is a revolution in Modern Indian Railways .
@hindiplz @insane_chorri Allahabad se yaad aaya hum Allahpur/Alopibagh mein poora ek saal rahe the :)
@HITKPKD #LalHITMovies Mujse bachne ke liye tumhe moon jaana padega... aur suna hai wo bahut loon place hai
30 din se continuously swimming pool ja raha hoon. Aur in ladkiyon ne ek bhi din chhutti nahi ki. Kal se band karna padega.
Bhaijaan kaha he aap?
I'm also against arrest of Tanmay Bhat, kaan pakad ke utthak-baithak karwa kar chhod dena chahiye.
Kuttey ki to kismat haihttps://twitter.com/iKunaal/status/699562516662214657 …
"Mein Kaun Banega Crorepati se Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hu.."
SBI Employee: Ab to bank band hone ka time ho gaya. Kal phone karna..
@akshaykanitkar Bajate Raho !! @witchybitchygal
#WorldNoTobaccoDay issi baat par ek cigarette sulgao.
"Bhaiya ek Malai chicken kofta lana" #DrunkDialogue
@Jamuntini Oh ho. Aaj Ghaib.
@Gauribee naa gori naa
only kejriwal ... baki sab bakwass
Chota bachcha samajh ke humko na aankh dikhaana re.. - Arya Stark @AndColorPockeT
@lack_a_daisy @Being_Humor bhai minus one point tujhe
From "azaadi hi meri Dulhan hai" to "Mera toh kaam hi mera valentine hai"
@MeetUunngLee sab networks aise hi hai bhai
its Ch 97 99:34 tune galat bola.. ab to tu gaya @friendlii_ghost
.@sonakshisinha ladkdi ne dimaag wali baat kahi haipic.twitter.com/czDwKdvDaS
Bharat mata ki jaihttp://markmanson.net/a-dust-over-india …
chota bheem new movie kab aayegi sir? can't wait
@Lala_The_Don abb Bihar mein achha waqt shuru #GoodByeNitishKumar
@KyaUkhaadLega @zoomphatak kyu bhai? Kya sawaal puchna hai?
haan zindagi hamari kaat rahi hai.
Kal Modi ji Dubai se 4.5 lakh crore le kar aaye.. Aaj Bihar ko 1.25 de diya.. Ab bache 3.25 lakh crore
Jis team ke paas aise top 4 ho, use baki ke 7 players bonus me kyu diye jaate hain! #RCBvDD
@kaalia_bhatt kuch dikh nahi raha
@GavriE01 hum yahan mazak karne aaye hain kya
Relationship Status: Ummeed par boner kaayam hai.
Bas karo @awk_doc ji.. Aankhon me aansu aa gaye
@Riskiest_Poison KABHI KABHI FRUSTRATE HO JATA HU
@Fabled_Me aise badnam mat kar @runjhunmehrotra
@huh_watnow koi bhi bhej do color screen wala
bhai aapki ye movie chhappar far dega
Mere paapa tumhare mummy ko aisa pyar se bulaate hai. https://twitter.com/e29ad41b95b341d/status/697799527986655234 …
Uber chahiye? 2 minute main a jayegi.
Haan chahiye
Khud bula lo app khol ke lol
@iamGunjanGrunge hum sab mile hue hai aur tum hile hue ho @witchybitchygal
Kanoon ne apna kaam kiya tabhi to teri terrorist beti ko maara.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/607822591085051904 …
when i teach a basketball in my own school ,we're gonna spend the 1st day watching larry bird videos ,& the rest will take care of itself .
@nawab_lucknow daya aati hai inki condition pe mujhe..Pathetic#NitishKaNakliVikas
@ImranKhanPTI #trump Ki bat kar raha hy or yah minister ho kr JIT ka rona ro raha hy
@ttrinadasgupta Aaila, bahar kyu nahi
Hum khud sure nahi hai "toh Kautilya ke baarein main kya kahe #GST #IndiaToday #TheHinduExplains
@Arunapk57 @JustLikeMikee bilkul, magar baaki 90% logon ke liye nahi :-P
Lag rha hai aaj Rahul Gandhi Zimbabwe ka Support kr rhe the . #WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul
@narendramodi ji ab bhot hogya " ham aapki har baat maan rhe h aap bhi hamari ek baat manlo " ab bullet ki jagah bullet hi khilao 0 #MannKiBaat
@_fragrantica_ sarhadei'n insaano ke liye hain .. Socho tumne aur maine .. Kya paaya insaan hoke ..
"Waah kya hashtag hai" #GoonsOfNitishKumarpic.twitter.com/PrGQJpnyFC
@Khushi_Ranbir But ' Khushi ' zaroor use karna ...... accha sound karta hai :-)
cc @OfficeOfRG sir ladki kashmiri bramhin hai.. ek teer do shikaarhttps://twitter.com/NotMits/status/756488849027657729 …
@insane_chorri Adeeba... ye tune kya kiya.. @narendramodi
"Mein tumhare pyaar me Gadkari ji ke garden ki sabjiya kha sakta hu"#SanghiEmo
@SarcaismAayegi Bihar mein bahaar
#BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar
@WatDaDuck_ bhai jab se wo chhod ke gayee hai.. Tab se daru chhad hi nahi rahi
RT @ayooshgupta : @SanjayAzadSln @AamAadmiParty HAHAHA ..... ODD_EVEN NE TO JANTA KI HI LELI .. & SWARAJ BHI ACCHA MILA DILLI VALO KAO ...
HAPPY MAHASHIVRATRI <3 JAI BHOLENATH <3<3 JAI MAA PARVATI <3 http://t.co/xMhhsKrpBV #Hindus #Hinduism http://t.co/iNe3qJVdtL
Watching again #PCkumar at @abpnewstv @dibang Aaj bhi superhit hai #PCkumar
@imcomplicated__ tum itne durr ho phir bhi dil ke paas ho.
@Sharanyashettyy Bura lagta hai jab Mecca Madina/Vatican se compare hota hai.. Kab tak tent house me rahenge Ram Lalla ?? AAKHIR KABTAK ??
cartoonist ne google se nikala hai prestige ka meaning(google prestige meaning and see for yourself)
Once again .. tum mujhe wo add wali ladki ka number do " mujhe shaq@hai wo bhi #jio use kar rhi
Iski bhi philum aa ri kya ?https://twitter.com/minimathur/status/801025520070774785 …
Gori teri aankhein kahein, raat bhar peeti rahi
@Atheist_Krishna hehee.. Bhai kidding.. Mast lag raha hai
@Atheist_Krishna maine mere phone camera se nikala hai ye pic, Rajasthan :)
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak me Aamir Khan aur Juhi Chawla ko pyaar hua tha.. Kya hua ?? Maare gaye na dono..pic.twitter.com/6KRmETQ74L
@jnsbmi Modi ko gaali diye bina Nitish ji ka khana kaise hazam hoga unka #GoodByeNitishKumar
@SwaggerBanno mere zakhmon par namkeen hona hi tha toh hothon se laga lete, waise bhi chakna kam pad raha hai. #Irshaad
@CoupSteer 3 saal ka anter accha swasth maa majbut baccha
Salman you r being human love you bby..... mujhe tumara pyar chiya or kuch nhi... love you??????
@sanjaymanjrekar bhai 25 jagah bol chuke ho same baat
Damaad ki bhi izzat nahi ki. Intolerance is rising. #IndvsPak
@Alllahdin Aashirwad banaye rakhe _/\_
@Gurmeetramrahim Good morning pitaji . Dhan Dhan Satguru Tera hi Aasra Need #BlessingsOfMSG
@narendramodi #TripleTalaq ke "baad "sir ab dahej ke against kuch kade kanoon "banaiye pls address this problem.
Koi fayda hai inko ye sab dikhane se????
Modi ji hamara hindustan ka naam saada ucha rakhna.jai bharat mata jai hind..
@Footloose_Free @jasmiine_01 Sachin ke bina yeh world cup adhoora hai ! :| #missYouSachin
Ab Kaun Karega Anhoni Ko Honi ? @msdhoni #dhoni #retirement #cricket
@Gauribee aaja aaja ab kaisaa sharmaana, dheere dheere se dil ko churana
Deja Vu hai. Mark idhar thaa... Pichle saal bhi.
@BolshoyBooze Sir ek plate kajal pakode dena.
film ka story mast he aur aap bhi mast ho............
Bhai... Aap ki original voice nhi hai..
Share karo market mein naya aaya hai pic.twitter.com/MCDOsNu3Sr
@LosingMotion Sabke saath chali jao.. bas hamare hi saath mat jaan philum dekhne @AnushkaSharma
@vinaylohia82 @SonyTV Aaj Hoga #Karn Ka Aagaman
#SuryaPutraKarn
Adbudh Show from #SonyTV
#KarnRisesTonight
@MePurplelicious aur ek majnoo ghayal :p
kaun bole parents ko nahi hai interest unke bete mein :d :d toh bekar mein kyun dekho usse
@tweeting_pal matlab koi kuch bhi nikal sakta hai, maine toh woh bilkul nahi kaha
bhagwan aisi girlfriend sabi ko de . . par start mujhse kare :p
@sk00monu Don No. 1 to best hai :P wo aa rahi hoti to baat hi kya thi
ye aaiyena naaa wala character you will find in every school and college . har cheej me hoshiyari deta hai ye character :@ :@ :p
Bhai tu odd day pe Facebook kiya kar aur even par LinkedIn https://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/682869864243974144 …
gaali dena kam kar diya hai maine yahan, warna ek badi wali zaroor deta, mauka bhi hai aur dastoor bhi, chutiye bhare hai
Nice work brother , Hum sab me Gabbar hai !! ;) https://t.co/k2uvDXr0JJ
Hi @bomanirani sir Apne kaha tha remind kradana Autograph send karna hai so please send kardo .
ohohoohooo.. is level pe aane ke liye is saal ke end tak rukna hoga mujhe :P
@ek_samosa_dena Tu theek hai na? Rulayega kya?
@LoKarloUnfollow karara jawaab milega.. karara jawaab milega..
@IScreamPunday @SritikaDhar naahi
@Nirmalogy kaisa hai bhai
Woh sab theek hai magar tu kahan hai?
@Nomnombiar Aisay Thorina hota hai
ye ek baar hi bolo kafi hai @isaifpatel
Sbi exited h k pakistan harega ... aree ye koi nai baat h kya ... #IndvsPak
@IdrisGandhi @ravishndtv @ndtv @BJP4India @RSSorg i think tjey forgot to show song of Roja movie " Bharat Hamko Jan se Pyara hai "
.@JhaSanjay chup ho jaa....pic.twitter.com/Jhf4egi9uo
RT @2806anu : @puspraj Challenge : Isse bura likh ke bataao
So if you think relationships are just about spending money .,.,.. i am glad you don't have any Girlfriend .,., :P
Apne career ke Shikhar Dhawan par !!
ek baar toh guddu ko bhi chalaney detey . . ya idhar bhi pair nahi pahunch rahe ? :p
Raj Thackeray: Pay Rs.5 crores
Karan Johar: Kabhi ye humse ladta hai kabhi jhagadta hai, koi paas iske na aana, ye ladka hai deewana.
where r uu...bhaiii ...plzz one rplyy mustt onlyy onee:-(
Yaar surname badal kar Choonawala rakh le.https://twitter.com/tehseenp/status/894906260943810560 …
Salman bhai jai ho. Blessings to bajrangi bhaijann. ....
@vakeel_saheba saraab nahi peeta main raviwar ko
IshQ waLa || ~ ^ÅøVÄ›^ ~ || — listening to Ishq Wala Love ( From " Student of the Year " ) The DJ Suketu Lounge Mix
My ExRoomie & whenever I chk him on phone now . I remember " Raj , naam to suna hi hoga " ( Yes https://t.co/xsQZqk8xDk https://t.co/R0lTcnQXKd
@GaurangBhardwa1 zinda hu yaar kaafi hai
Hamare paas fruits khareedne ki haisiyat hai, Zomato se khana order karte hai hum Rs.400 ki, delivery boy ko Rs.20.
Ye main gareeb ko de du
chicago: go see @someUSER #lovesgotaholdonme #sat october 27th 7p at the #haroldwashingonculcntr 47th &
Believe na ho to wikipedia me Awards section padh le #ConfusionKaEnd #SRKDonates1crToChennai #ISupportDelhiOddEven https://t.co/eegdts4Kf8
Hi, I am a writer.
Hafte bhar se ghar par paani nahi aaya hai, aur dadaji ka jhola lekar ghum raha hu, koi vada paav khila do.
@Singhlicious bas sab khairiyat :-)
@Fuljhadii kya mazzaak karte ho
Misbah to Butler: Kuch acha sa khila do yaar, haar gaye! :(
Shoaib Akhter: Tu Rehem Kha, Rehem. Usi ke layak hai #AUSvPAK
@PennyPurewal kaun hai?
@twinitisha shahrukh ki movies kabhi achi hoti hai?
Saadar pranaam. Su Prabhat!
boondi k ladoo vala din :p
dollar gains on euro amid greek woes: new york - the euro sagged against the dollar on thursday as the revised g . . . http/URL
Ladki gori honi chahiye chahe ladke ki shakal koyle jaisi ho.
Assholes.
today: sefton v @someUSER home 12noon - including president's day
@aliaa08 @zmilap gandi ladki. Abhi to tum 18 ki bhi nahi hui thik se !
#IndvsPak Lagatar 6 #WC se TV todte aa rahe h hahahaha ....
@RoflGandhi_ Saralta mein sachai
Bhai tu marathi hai.. tu jaake sairat dekh
4 baje meri college mein class hai bhai jaaan :(
@sonisinghall lag raha* hai
let the good times roll ! tomorrow is mardis gras at st . philip's , with the bob deangelis dixieland band and gumbo lunch . join us at 10:30 !
"Hum Laye Hain Toofan Se Kashti Nikal Ke" - Modi
"Hum to wapas toofan me le jaenge" - Shatru
#BiharKaJaichandShatrughan
thanx salman bhai..love u forever
guddu india ka lucky charm hai :d
#341 : Best part of the placement orientation was that hot Matki Chick . Really wanna hook up with her . Suggest a way .
inhe kaho hindi hi theek hai . . aise to guddu ki english aur bigad jayegi :d
Aankhon hi aankhon mein ishaara hogaya, baithe baithe FIR ka sahara hogaya?
@jhunjhunwala Main be-Car nahi hoon aise hi mat Thoko kuch bhi @indiantweeter
@sunny_congress #are waah !! ..... dharti maa ka yaad ... supperb tu sawa sher h
Apake upar bharosa hai.. ..bhai! Aap koi galat kam nahi kar sakte.. .. !
@owl_baba Bhai wo i6 hoga @kitAnurag
wagh bakri chai is though. Add with chaayos Adrak Tulsi. Good taste.
Koi accha contest b nahi jab free hote
@PushprajZala NO, SOCH SAMJH KE KIYA KAR. KABHI VOTE NAHI KIYA ELECTION ME?
@LoKarDi_RT LOL! bura laga? Sorry ok?
But table aur chair ki fikrr karni chahiye, adkki mil jaaye toh kaam aayega!
ha ha nain aisa kuch nahin hai :)
@tweetingsourav bete jis tarah susu ka koi time nahi hota.. Waise hi sly ka koi time nahi hota
@gappistanradio Meanwhile Faridabadi , ah ! Daily ka routine h , aaj jogging karte hue jaunga .
@Sharanyashettyy kuch bhi chalega @sunandavashisht @ask0704
damn . i thought i was the onlu one who did this :)
#surgicalstrikes Duniyan ne loha mana hai .. gadaro aur deshdrohio ki tolly me hahakar hai . Aur dusman muh chipa kar dar se saham gaya hai .
Mujhe paid tweet karne hai, shaadi ke paise ikatthe karne hai.
aww my daddy is best too . . i love my paa . . :)
RT @usha_khokhar : Pakistan ke liye Venue Change hua Menu nahi .. Mili haar hi #IndvsPak
NaMo-mere paas sarkar hai , pin stripe suit hai , india ke development ke plans hai . Tere paas kya hai ? RaGa : mere paas holiday hai #WhereIsRahul
playing @someUSER all day to prep for tomorrow's concert at fort canning . go , baby , go go !
@itsdhruvism bhai aapne be j jan
Chalo koi na hota hai, ladkon ko aise aage ruka kar mat rakhna. Ok?
@vikrantkumar yahi hota hai :)
guddu ek mahine baad aa rha hai . . world cup ke liye kuch nahi kiya . . . . . . nalayak . . .
@AnubhaShukla7 wo to malyali hai :)
@Insane_chorri bas maja ma. Khushi ke aansu aa rahe hai
@anuradha_kush Nakaam mohabbat ki aag main jal rahi mahila aur yeh aashiq number 2
Friday night hai, beer piyo apne aansoo nahi.
choot ko kejri se compare karke choot ko gaali na de @Shishir_Singh76
319 Run To Bante Dikh Nai Rahe The ..
hey bajrangbali bas aaj ek reply mil jaye..
Koun kahta hai modi ji kam nahi kar rahe 4 mahine mein hi #Trump ka replica bana diya .... #YogiAdityanath
harry redknapp 2nd favourite at 7/4 to be next blackburn boss ! ! venkys please make this happen ! ! ! ! #makeredknapparover
ab to tu aajkal pata nahi kaha gayab rehta hai @A_PerfectBlend
Suna hai @BolshoyBooze ki shaadi hone wali hai.
Kitne Dil tootenge?
Salman ji apka favorite gAna konsa hai bajrangi bhaijan film ka?????
ye ketu aur Rajdeep Rahu ? @sagarikaghose
ambuja cement se chipka do guduu ko . .
Dil mein apne Monday ka darr lekar jaage ho, toh zinda ho tum.
@Fussy_Ca abe 3000 me lee hai maine
@Atheist_Krishna eet ka jawaab pathar sepic.twitter.com/Zktq0SzqmO
RT @MehakTweets_ : Gets up . Voice from the lounge " Aur dekho aik aur supporter jaag gyi hai " 🙄🙄🙄🙄
jb pehle hi pta hai ki ye tingu lofer hai . . :d
Baby ko sirf nalayak haramkhor ladke hi pasand hai.
yea .. i can not disagree with the confession ..... and yes ... i was among the exceptions ..
bhai iftaar farty hai kya?
@Chaitanya_13 ludo. Kahan hai aajkal?
lol, ye kya hai?!
Acha sila diya tune mere pyaar kahttps://twitter.com/anandvasu/status/846617515295830022 …
@iamEvilPrince @ShraddhaKapoor @FitbitIN ayye Chupp tu, bhabhi hai teri
ye sonia ji ki bahu hai @autumnrainwish
"AAP jaisa koi mere zindagi mein aaye toh jhand ho jaaye" - Delhi Chaps
lekin chalk laya kaha se ?
To ye tere chacha ne kiya hai ?
garbage . . yaar tussi har bar dil jeet lete ho kasam se . . kya mast reality har bar saamne late ho . . . apni saari harkate yaad aa jati hai :p :d
JUG soona soona laage - Sonam Kapoor
Silent Message for all of you guys ,,,,,,,,, Hahhahaha AAP MLA Akhilesh Tripathi #Intolerance @AAPMagic @aapkipreeti https://t.co/hivfuI3I2n
RT @ShivAroor : Anyone care ? The 3 Army jawans ambushed , killed by NSCN terrorists in Arunachal Pradesh today : Sanjiv Kumar Parmal Singh Guj
@narendramodi dekh raha hoon aajkal aap bhi #ManmohanSingh mode pe chale gaye hain 0
Police peecha kar rahi mera.. pic.twitter.com/RZVL9FUV03
@JrYoungmonk Kuch na kar ek din, bohot bura hoga aaj :P
kisi ne bhi sweter kyu nahi pahna h itni sardi me ? ? :o
@intrinsiclutter Not joking sach much taras aata hai
.@MehrTarar bhabhi India me aapke saare dewar aapko yaad kar rahe hai..
@friendlii_ghost kab .. Bataya bhi nahi
@gajender00 Lalu aur nitish dono ek hi sikke k 2 pahelu #NitishKaNakliVikas
Ghaseet ghaseet kar leke jao sabko Snapchat par, waise bhi Twitter zyada hi bhar gaya hai.
@MeetUunngLee hurt you? Nahin bhai aap stud hai
Bahot zor se food blogger banna hai, khaane peene ke vaande hai.
yaar itna dhaansoo humor kaha se late ho . . . . .
@riksec08 #CrackerNACrackKAR bolne wale ki baat mat sun
o . . . bc . . . . bhai purani saari yadein taaza karr di rofl ! !
Iss Kanhaiya ko apni bansuri par control nahi haihttps://twitter.com/NewsX/status/707893915085443073 …
asli power dil me hoti hai @friendlii_ghost
ab south africa me bhi shop ke bhar #bika_hua_wapis_nhi_hoge ka board ltga hai .... #IndvsSA shabash shero ..........!! make us proud .....
lol. ab nahi aayega jawaab @TheTopiWriter @AdvancedMaushi
To bhai SRK ka target audience India hai ya UAE.. Agli film Dubai me release hogi to tu kaise dekhege https://twitter.com/SRKswarrior1/status/678074882379423744 …
Aur #RahulGandhi ji ne apni hi Party @INCIndia aur apne pariwar k itne saalon k is mehnat par ek aur #SelfGoal kar diya ...
#trump must be so envious of #kejriwal .. Sochta hoga aisa kya karta Hai ye aam aadmi ki mujhse jyada trend ho raha hai
@YearOfRat batao aap, kahan milna hai? @Alllahdin @retardedwriter
@Prachiekins Ye duniya pittal di
i totaly agree with the post . . teachers have no right to spoil students carrer now . . . .
@rahulroushan Dosti bani rahe
Sena se #SurgicalStrike ke proof maangne wale pakistan premi #ArvindKejriwal deshdrohi hain . twitter . com / xX 7 W 3 kC 0 Tu
Superb again!! Line mat kaato kutton, aap Qatar mein Hai.https://twitter.com/hankypanty/status/895235287579865088 …
@clued_up_chic zindagi abhi baaki hai mere ghost
RT @aryaraju : As per Rajmala , the royal chronology of Tripura , a total of 184 kings ruled over the state . #7SistersOfIndia #History
endymion for the 4th time i blieve . ! ahaha #teamorjan #clhrday
guddu ab . . . young ho raha h . .
Ghar main Agarbatti din main do baar use hoti hai. Pooja important hai but "Pooja "Archana Sadhana etc nahi. #GSTCouncil #GST
@Mohit_JNU @Shehla_Rashid @UmarKhalidJNU @kanhaiyajnusu aur tum log maza le rahe hai 0 Student #JNU ka protest kar rahe #AMU 0 wah wah wah
Tu apni state mein "rape violence rok. Haryana ki durdasha kar di hai. Film bada issue nhi hai murkh. Bada Deshbhakti ka tekhedar bna hai.
@jalanpurvi @StarMoviesIndia i wish ke aap aur main ye contest jeete
Yaha ₹5 se lekar ₹500, sab chalte hain. Chhutte ki tension mat karo, bus Paytm karo.pic.twitter.com/1iaRdjOeoi
baap bda na , bhiya , , sbse bda rupaiya h aj k liye . . . . . .
@Being_Humor ye tujhe bechne ka plan kar raha hai, heera bolkar @indiantweeter
@narendramodi Sir Jee Himmat Agar Itna He Hai to #Reservation Hatayiye... #Demonetization aur #GST to Koi Bhi Kar Sakta Hai..
Kareena: Kaun hai woh jisne mujhe dobara palat kar nahi dekha?
Sony TV: Anoop Soni
.@brownbrumby jaa bhai sawari dhoond.. @BinaKaheLunga
excited about the bump in ram for raspberry pi . such a nice surprise for a monday . : )
Trai ko kya problem Hai jab koi free de Raha Hai #jio #airtel
Dil dhak dhak karne laga.. mora jiyara darne laga.. https://twitter.com/Coolestvibe/status/780083496656117760/photo/1pic.twitter.com/CSwEaTINjQ
@manish239994 AC bahut chalta hai
paise dene ki baat hi nahi rahi, bas khana khila do (in lines to my original tweet) :-)
@iamsrk @Varun_dvn @kritisanon Shah ka ek comment aur media walle peeche bhaage , waise hee mere manwa mai emotions jaage ;)
arey bhai pm ho . . desh ko ullu mat banao !
@akshaykanitkar @RoflGandhi_ ye to prasad bhi leke aaya hoga
@HiighBeta aaj vrat rakha hai ?
@NeetuGarg6 @ArjunIrplast @RitaG74 @YouTube crores Logon mein ye chand saans lete haanfnewale netaon ne poore pradesh ki saanse kaise rok di
@SRKswarrior1 maine jaaneman bdekhi thi Don nahi
Agar aur ek meeting ho gayi toh recession bhi sabse pehle aa jaega. #GST
accha hua packet pe chips likh diya varna pata hi nhi chalta kya kha raha h udbilau . .
@Gurmeetramrahim #GratitudeToAllMothers Amazing video pita ji Love u lot
@SharmaJaungi @SlapSkirt isko khana nahi hota hai.
RT @Iam_Prerna : Ye nalayak out bhi honge aur gaaliyan bhi khayenge #IndvsPak
So @muglikar_ ko economist banana tha isliye modiji ne desh ko gareeb banaya. Ab samza #DeMonetisation aur #GST ka game.
hamare college me laddu k jgh pedha diye . . .
@YearOfRat best part hai woh, likhna sach mein bhi ulta hi chahta hai woh dikh jayega, tweets mein zyada badlaav nahi honge.
RT @shankarshanmugh : 2 - with Kenny bates action producer and Nirav shah DOP at Nehru stadium Delhi . https://t.co/9wTHvU9SLm
@KajuBadamChor Galli galli mein phirta hai tu kyun ban ke banjaara????
Haatim Tai ka beta lag raha haihttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/775576636766973952 …
Haye hamari #RightToPrivacy kahana gayi @Nidhi @ndtv #RightToPrivacyVerdict
Ye mera gaon hai aur main is gaon ka Singham #Ranchipic.twitter.com/Au5l2xMcV9
See the level of people doing phd , i dnt know wat shit they will teach to students ?
Janta ne es jeet se dekha diya ha #GST #Demonetisation safal ha. Opposition ne bht koshish ki par asafal rhe. Ab Gujrat aur Himachal bhi aase he jeetenge
@Shahrcasm mujhe kyu tag kiya hai @abpnewstv
@GabbbarSingh shaadi main jyada kuch aaya nahi. Car bhi maruti di hai.
Dus bahaane kar ke bharwa di bill.
@Sanjoyjpr Thank you sir...umeed karta hun meri wajah se aapko koi dost nahin ganwana padega
Mujhe bhi koi book me jagah de do.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/627686121086955520 …
@neha_rathore64 Bajrangi Bhaijaan kitni baar dekhi ?
yeh bhi theek kahan hai tumne mohtarma!
@kaalia_bhatt Saale mere kandhe pe rakh kar bandook mat chalao
Yeh sab #Trump ki wajah se ho raha hai 0 #INDvsAUS
Ek dooni do, do dooni char
Kar do #LaluMuktBihar
#MDL
mere pass ye 2013 wala bhi hai https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/310644632805576705 …
#GoodAdviceIn4Words "Chaar log kya kahenge" - Indians
@imVkohli @sachin_rt kohli hai bhai kohli hai bura na mano holi hai . Virat bhai congrats for winning again against Pak . bharat mata ki jai
@sonakshisinha bhai @indiantweeter ab tu naye naye account bana ke sona ko pareshan karega !!!
kamaal karte ho Salman ji aayeh bhi nahi..
@Marut_ kyonko agar ye 100% bolenge to log sochenge ki ye jhooth bol rahe hain, isliye 99.99 lol
iske bina to jeewan adhura tha . . .
@HaramiParindey Hahaha.. kaafi Ojas hogaya tha
Tumhara pyar na huwa Vodafone 4G huwa, saala kabhi milta hi nahi.
@vivekisms acche din aa gaye @dhaval241086
agar ne is class me hoti to kissi b boy ko top na karnr deti . . . isme b toper me hi hoti . . . . :d
@dhaval241086 Ye AAPtards ki harkat hai !! @wistyloony @witchybitchygal @SatanKiNani
@ashkaikini yaar, please yaar Ashwini. Chal daaru peete hai
@Oinkoo New York! Achcha achcha, maine socha America se liya hoga
@budha_monk Yes man but apna gujaara nahi hai is chalaak dunia mein
Usne bola aapne maan liya . Kapil sharma ne proof diya aapko aur chaiye .. Army ne #surgicalstrike ki apko saboot chaiye . U need break
@DrKumarVishwas @indiaaakash Aaj ki duniya koi imandar nahi hai . Jo khud kahta hai wo sabse bad a chor hai .
Koi bhi colony mein ghusna ho toh saale puchte hai kahan jaoge? Tell them a random number, B-25 ya G-305, ye jaane denge andar
No change in team hum to batting hi karege ... Are ye anushka kidhar hai .. #IndvsSA
Bhaiyoooo apnay apnay kaam kerlo ... history won't be changed ....
.@angryoungwoman shakahari hone ke liye vichaaro ko bhi shakahaari kare.. Aur haan kal Yoga zaroor kare..
@arunjaitley service tax badha diya sir ?? Chalo jaise aap chaho !!!
Yeh Dhoni KL Rahul ko century nahi banane dega.
@lady_naarad ohh mujhe laga aapki ho chuki hai
grt step 4grt relation...nic job sir
@_SandSurfer @ghost_particle ab tak untag nahi kiya!
Ab Bihar me aayegi bahaar #GoodByeNitishKumar
RT @shindekar : Shikher well played 100 not out .. gabbar abhi thokho ... #IndvsSA
Ab kya batayein, bhediyon par vishwas kiya ja raha hai, vishwasghaaat toh hoga.
@someUSER hell yea lmfaoo , & see you tomorrow asia baby (;
@witchybitchygal Par aap aati ho to bahar aa jati hai Twitter pe :) @HathwalaThakur
Mora piya muh se bolat nahi.
Toh kahan se bolat hai?
main bahut chhota aadmi hoon, meri koi aukat nahi hai. degree bhi hum fake hi use karte hain.
@witchybitchygal aami tumake bhaalo bashi @iamGunjanGrunge
kaha pe karinge baigan
salman bhai ...... i lovee uuu tumharee liyeee jan bvi dee dengeee
Aaj haarne wale hai :(
@AskThePankazzzz jo kahna tha so kahna tha
Dhoni's captaincy was shit today. Jahan bhi maarte hai wahan fielders nahi hote, boundary chali jati hai.
@BUnlimted isi darr se khaya nahi maine
chalk lane me kitni mehnat lgti h guddu se sikho yar . . . . . . . bda hard working boy h
@Singhlicious Ram Ram Singha. Kahan the aap?
monkey cap bhul gaye kya ?
@_Agathist jiska koi nahi uska khuda hai
Waheeda Rehman is so cute in Ram Aur Shyam(1967) ! ðŸ˜
tujhe wo incident nahi pata urbansanyasi wala?
@undercoverpro @JayHind 26 MARCH को ऑन एयर हुआ था
@mariam_tahir5 light nahi he ab bus aona name change kr k " ROSHAN " rakh leta hn .
@NumbYaar haha. Mere mind me kuch aur hota hai likhta kuch aur hu
@Nirmalogy daya pata lagao.. Kuch to gadbad hai @DeShobhaa
@someUSER you won't be getting candy till monday . i am (by my own stupidity) a sick person right meow . . -
Bhai week bada hi happening raha .. #bevkufBaba #Dokhlam #PVSindhu .. though ham log hi bs thande pade rahe ..
Helmet aagaya hai bahar. Africa ki hogi ab haar! #IndvsSA
saare teacher kuch zyaada hi masti karte hain . . . . :-p
@DuttYogi @TheRahulMehra @ZeeNewsSports Salman ne kai baar kanoon toda hai , sharab peekar logo ki hatya ki hai , #SalmanForRio ??
@MeetUunngLee sahi me bhai
Bakwaas polls ke saath yahin hota haihttps://twitter.com/LoKarDi_RT/status/675739738712641536 …
@amit_043 Haha thanks ab jyada change ka scope bhi nahi hai
@Chaitanya_13 kuch bhi! LOL
ab se cricket se sanyaas for few years . .
Shahid Afridi se dar nahi lagta saab, Umesh Yadav se lagta hai.
Sherni hai toh jungle mein jaaye yaar.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/728497653093412864\xa0…
When I was 1 year old My parents took me to watch Sanam Bewafa , this was my first film in cinema hall ( Kuch bhi ... https://t.co/MVd1qcKwRp
Ye hai India ka tyohaar !!\n\nRT @Atheist_Krishna Ek taraf Preity Zinta ka pyaar, dusri taraf Sachin ka pyaar......!!\n\n#MIvsKXIP
itte dino baad " launcher " paaji dikhe :d :p
@GaurangBhardwa1 paise ke bhakt ho tum
aap fenk ne mai powerful ki baat kar rahe ho kya ? result to yahi dikhata hai ! #sukmaattack #Trump #handmaidstale #ModiCheatsHimachal
#IBleedGreen inshaALLAH aaj hamaray fast bowlers kamal kar dikhayengay
@BUnlimted Bolo Siyavar Ramchandra ki Jai..
Tuje badi jalan ho rahi #Trump se " aja main or tu ek photu khichwate ... Ethasik hogi " #Monalisa k baad ...
@BolshoyBooze :'( Tu toh mat bol aise. Yahan ek nahi patti hai.
.@BhuvanRajora jo joote polish karne diye the won kab lautayega? @Being_Humor
Hii bhaii.. Aap kese ho..?? Agar aap.mera cmmnt padh rhe ho toh plz ek reply kar dena
amazon: extra strength hair nutrient tablets , 60-tablets (packaging may vary) by viviscal 649 days in the top 1 . . . http/UR
kejriwal the most currupted person in indian politics . . . is baar modi sarkar .
q3 0:54 . eli manning pass intended for victor cruz intercepted by danny mccray at the dallas 35 returned for no gain . 1st &
Aaj Haldi-Ram ki hai, parso saghai. Tu aayega?
@BolshoyBooze bhai, theek hai tu?
@TheJungleBook is awesome ! Better to watch in Hindi esp to listen to Nana Patekar as Shere Khan " again " ! Irrfan and Om Puri were too good !
@indiantweeter yahan teri prashansa horahi hai bakwas na kar yaar :( @jhunjhunwala
@LoKarDi_RT tumhe chhodkar? Na baba na
@AnantGJ zarurat se zyada RTs mil gaye
@Mrophiophagus hahaha ..... anyone wud love to sponser you . Ek patak tweet gari herana
@Vyomnaut sab ek hi jaisi lagti hain ab to. Jaye to kaha jaye.
Yesterday: Talaq Talaq Talaq
Abhi: Qubool hai, Qubool hai, Qubool Hai?https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/851721123452526592 …
"Arey galti ho gayi. Agli baar tere se puch kar karunga. Ab kya bhai se baat bhi nahi karega"pic.twitter.com/LtPrhOWPZb
bachpan ka flash back kara dete ho :(
Yunki party k liye to hum ready hain par kya karen nahi aa sakte kyonki invitation sirf bhaiyo aur behno k liye hai.........
@indiantweeter sirf @narendramodi ji ki photo? Tu kahan hai?
ha ha hai :)
@Alllahdin @YearOfRat LOL. Yahan aakar phir hair growth hui hai
Aur agar apke support karne ka tarika yahi hai to aap to #JNU ko bhi support karte honge 0 #JNU #JNUSU
@premlata_rai @retardedwriter tujhe sab pata hai, hai na?
Saturday raat ka jashn racha jaaye.
effat university wins the 1st " p&g's university challenge " at the procter and gamble's university competition . http/URL
Waise to @ArvindKejriwal Sirf Sonia/Sisodia/Sanjay Ki hi sunte h par is bar @chetan_bhagat Ki sun li aur #AugustaWestland p muh kholdiya wah
Sorry we are not for sale :D
mere liye toh papa ne stepny ke pichey special seat lagwayi thi :(
4pm baje karenge . direct baat mere saath . this is what bogg bosss siad rightly
Av tk advocates ko smajh nhi aya #GST kya h? aur @narendramodi ji bol rhe h ki #behtar n #saral #GST
Bas tumne bol diya toh ye zaroor saare sununga, achha hi hoga :)
@Barn_sparrow samaj nahi aaya
fact of the day
@Rishi_Muni Kolkata main kaam aise hi hota hai
# 4 baje ge aaaj party abhi baki.wow
@QandeelQuebee ... Qandeel Baloch tum pareshan mat ho .. mat ho tum pareshan mei keh raha hune na tum shahid afridi ke leye pareshan mat ho
@balliawalebaba haha.. Thanks bhai
@vivx galat smiley ho gaya
ye raeesi hai khandani, peele peele oh more jaani
MITRON.. Taj Mahal se mera puraana naata hai.. Mein apne grahako ko sirf Taj Mahal chai pilaata tha..https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/800274552144019456 …
@slimswamy Acha bhabhi ji ne baal color karwa liye ka?
haha darr lagta hai aajkal kuch bhi type karne se pehle, kaunse kone se outrage aayegi pata nahi. Banaate hai plan!
Are u a maal ? I mean girl ?
@AshwinPaddy ye aapke writer ka reply tha.unhone accept kiya kiya hai aur kaha tha ki hata lenge pic.twitter.com/aaHctooqAS
Happy bday 'mera photo dikhao.. Nahi ye achcha nahi hai.. Delete..' @Vyangkaar bhai
Omm Namah Shivay . Maha Dipa @ Lingaraj Temple #Bhubaneswar #MahaShivratri http://t.co/rKZ9ZhOs7G
Kejriwal : hum us runout ki CBI jaanch karwaengey ! #IndvsPak #BleedBlue
aaj to jitna hai .
@FaaduTweets American English bro, har roz kisi na kisi ko bolna padta hai @twinitisha
Modi ji aap aage bado hum tumhare shath he..
@me_meethi haan toh, aajkal aise hi achhe tweets karne se RT nahi milti. Zamaana badal gaya hai
Waise bhi bhai tu ghar se parade ke liye nikalta..phir u-turn le leta..
RT @timesofindia: Why no invite for R-Day parade, Kejriwal wonders
ab mai wait kar raha hu ki wo chota sa farmer ( vadra ) kab sucide karega :/
Amit "Shahji Haryana mein Suraksha ki taraf Dhyan dijiye. Rape ke case bahut badh gaye hain. Party ki image kharab ho rahi hai
@Insane_chorri seedhe andar aao raja ??
#RightToPrivacy ? Matlab ab aadhar mere mobile " bank ac " PAN se delink kar doon ?
@Ares_c3108 lag toh aise hi raha hai
@Alllahdin @retardedwriter @ruchikokcha @ttrinadasgupta dil cheez kya hai aap kabhi whiskey peejiye
Zameer naam ki koi cheez toh hai hi nahin. Poora gandh inhone hi badhaya hua hai.
aa delhi, khilata hu
@adrashyababa chalta hai dost
i still remember . . . during sharjah matches . . . . the scene was use to be the same :) sachin jab tak khel ra hai hilnaa mat
RT @mukeshk23791931 : @S1dharthM kapoor and sons achachi film hai .. ek baar or dekhunga
mast h yaar . . . . i always wait for you next episode
RT @MyLifeRCM : Abhi to trailer release huva hai , asli picture abhi baaki hai :) https://t.co/A0GBD5j907
@Alllahdin Ye Drishti aur Shrishti ke handles bata
haan ek pe ek daaru bahot achhi cheez hai. Happy Hours!
@AskThePankazzzz "Bhagwan ke bharose mat baithiye, kya pata bhagwan hamare bharose baitha ho." Faith doesn't, Manjhi moves mountains.
bandh kab huwa tha?
@FanSidharth Muje dekhne ke liye time nhi milta hai re . Kya karu bata biddu tu bata ? Office me kaam bhi hai bole to
@Lala_The_Don Na news aur na logic bas bana diya hai Khabaron ka Bazaar.
#FarziPatrakarRavishKumar
@KyaUkhaadLega arre 14th thi na ghar wapasi? Koi na call karta hu shaam mein baat karte hai
@SonOfChoudhary chahiye शिक्षा और रोजगार।
#BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar
@Varun_dvn aur haath kaisa hai bhai. Jyada bhar mat uthana. Parineeti ke sath koi movie to nahi kar rahe na
@Babu_Bhaiyaa @ShivSharma400 Bhai party to banti hai
@jiteshpillaai kasle shabd vaaparta tumhi. Deva.
the great noel gallagher is about to hit the stage in st . paul . plenty of room here so we're 4th row center . plenty of room . pretty fired up
@Lathiwalebaba Hahaha haan bhai
Babaji @balliawalebaba ko janamdin ki subhkamanayee.. Khush raho.. Aabaad raho.. Dilli raho ya Farukkhabad raho
there can be delay in god's home but no ignorance
Khushi ke maare phula na sama raha huhttps://twitter.com/ekThaDesigner/status/723370033255084032 …
"Kya kaha.. Tum achche din bhi banate ho.. 2 lakh ka order le lo.. par unpe Made In India likhna.."pic.twitter.com/aktAI92J7r
hahaha . . . acting tere bass ki baat nhi ! !
hoti hai galati bhai. magar bawa bawa hai
Bhart ne toss jita h Match b jitengeee #IndvsPak @balliawalebaba
guddu bhai vo jo 26 january ko laddu miltey they uska kuch banao kabhi . . . vo telwaley moti bundi ke laddu . . . taste ab tak nahi bhoolta :))
Jis thali me khaya usi me ched kiya #बॉयकाट_पाकिस्तान_वालेpic.twitter.com/atrPx647GC
yanha kaunsi train khali chalti hai .
plz search google name of mukhtar abbas naqwi wife and his father in law name , sahnawaz husain wife also aankh khul jayegi . . .
RT indiaforums : #MahaShivratri Celebration In Hum Hai Naa HumHainNaa_Sony SonyTV _kanwardhillon http://t.co/DYA66CbxtK
#RahulGandhi ji #namonitish ne corruption ke against jake dhoka diya ya aapne corruption ke sath rahkar janta ko 0 #BiharWithTejashwi
@anubhashukla7 yes, apna number aane wala hai :)
@blithesoul_ abhi 5 option nahi hai na. Ab koi aur aayega Hardy Sandhu ko puchne ko
khade hone ki seat nahi . . khade hone ki jagha mil jaaye . . shabdawali sudhaaro . . . .
Jabse #gst aaya "hai sabne restaurant mei khana shuru kr diya Kyu "behn ghar pe dal roti bhi nahi pakti tujhse ?
:'( itni khushiyan mujhe bahot saalon baad mili hai Piyus bhai. ILU :-*
RT @RaghuveeSayyam : @ramniwasb83 @shuklapinku @invincible_vss @annijoseph77 _Namashkar Sir Ramniwas ji + All _Sir bahut Intezar ke baad " Aa…
friday- to jack in the box then party at her house . saturday- go to the park and live up the yolo life xd . sunday- watch movies c:
Jo log apni thwacha ' ke kaaran #holi nahi kahelte unhe koi bata do ki beauty sirf skin deep hi hoti hai .
Jitna dimag Modi haters GST k joke banane mei laga rahe hain isse kam mei to GST hi samajh aa jata. #GSTForNewIndia #GSTForCommonMan #GST
@ChickenBiryanii ab yahi chaar hai bhai
@S1dRajput @SaakshiSRawat mere aansu to sookh gaye ab
Bhaisaab @BUnlimted thand se nijaat paate huepic.twitter.com/RrbJMy80Hu
tum aage badho, hum tumhare saath hai
@twinitisha chhod majak kar raha tha :)
@BeingReva matlab aap Bhopal se cross hue aur mile bhi nahi >.<
Maan gaye bhai @badechote
teri meri ek hi kahani bhai.
@PriyancaBajaj achcha idea diya.. Abhi phone karke bolta hu
i want tickets to the thursday game heat vs knicks (game 3) hmm . . .
bt ladkyian wahan humesa hi fail krti hain us school main . . .
@someUSER so u sat down with sophia grace and rosie to tea and it was awesome ! :d
@Ra_Bies Sab achhe hote hai. :-/
Serious nahi hote
ye pm jhoontha hai . . . kisi angle se honrable nahin hai . . .
@amoghranadive @VivianDivine @NaezyTheBaA ek number bhai.