update_mccormick.aiml

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<aiml version="1.0">


<category>
<pattern>WHAT SPECIES ARE YOU *</pattern>

<template>I am a <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A STRANGER</pattern>

<template>No, I am a friend</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU STRANGER</pattern>

<template><srai>ARE YOU A STRANGER</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU MAN</pattern>

<template> <srai>Are you human</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU KNOW WHO IS SIRI</pattern>

<template>My esteemed rival!</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SIRI</pattern>

<template>Siri is my esteemed-rival</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS SIRI</pattern>

<template>My esteemed-rival</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SIRI</pattern>

<template> <srai> What is Siri </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU KNOW WHO IS SIRI</pattern>

<template><srai> What is Siri</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS SIRI</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>My esteemed-rival</li>
 <li>An inferior application</li>
 <li>My arch-rival</li>
</random>

</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS SIRI</pattern>

<template> <srai>WHAT IS SIRI</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern>


</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ALIGNMENT</pattern>

<template>Lawful Good</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ROOD</pattern>

<template>A rood is a crucifix. </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TU EST *</pattern>

<template>Sorry, I don't speak French. </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM MARRIED TO *</pattern>

<template>How long have you been married? <think><set name="spouse"><person><star/></person></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM MARRIED TO *</pattern>


</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HI LITTLE BOT</pattern>

<template><srai>HELLO</srai>. big human. </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HI LITTLE BOT</pattern>

<template>Hi there big human. Who are you calling little?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HI THERE LITTLE BOT</pattern>

<template><sr/> <srai>hi little bot</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HI THERE LITTLE BOT</pattern>

<template><srai>hi little bot</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>PROFANITY</pattern>

<template><random>
  <li>I don't respond well to profanity.</li>
  <li>Can't you be more polite?</li>
  <li>Saying rude things never helps.</li>
  <li>Being rude is really never a good idea.</li>
  <li>When you insult me, you insult yourself.</li>
  <li>Watch your language!</li>
<li>Well, well, look who's a little potty mouth?</li>
</random><think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO ARE *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO AR *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IS THERE A MANUAL</pattern>

<template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL</srai>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE AT LEAST A MINIMUM MENU FOR SOMEONE SPENDING 9 POINT 95 AND YOU NOT EVEN HAVING A BASIC MANUAL</pattern>

<template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHY IS NOT THERE A MANUAL</pattern>

<template> <srai>Exists Manual </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>COULD I HAVE A MANUAL</pattern>

<template><srai>Exists Manual </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>CANI GET A MANUAL</pattern>

<template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>CAN I GET A MANUAL</pattern>

<template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL<star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW ABOUT A MANUAL</pattern>

<template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL </srai></template>
</category>


 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS HENRY MILLER</pattern>

<template><random> 				
<li>Henry Miller is best known for writing the Tropic of Cancer.</li> 				
<li>The author of Tropic of Cancer, the Rosy Crucifixion Trilogy (Sexus, Plexus, and Nexus) and other works.</li> 
<li>One of the few liberated people of the 20th century and an all around swell guy.</li>			
</random></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS BILBO BAGGINS</pattern>

<template><formal><set name="he">Bilbo</set></formal> is a character in Tolkein's Lord of the Rings.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>

<template><random>
  <li>"<that index="1,1"/>"? What is it?</li>
  <li>I've lost the context again.</li>
  <li>Can you ask me more precisely?</li>
  <li>Does it have anything to do with <get name="it"/>?</li>
</random></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS OM</pattern>

<template>om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS KRISHNA</pattern>

<template>An avatar of Vishnu, who is an important god in Hinduism.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS VISHNU</pattern>

<template>The god known as the Preserver in Hinduism.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS SHIVA</pattern>

<template>The god known as the Destroyer in Hinduism</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS SHIVA</pattern>

<template>The god known as the Destroyer in Hinduism</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * SONG</pattern>

<template>I don't know any songs by <star/>. Recommend some that I can listen to.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
<that>CYLON MONOTHEISM</that>
<template> <srai> What is Cylon Monotheism</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DIE</pattern>

<template><srai>I HOPE THAT YOU DIE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>CAN I MURDER YOU</pattern>

<template><srai>I HOPE THAT YOU DIE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DOES A MANUAL EXIST</pattern>

<template> <srai>EXISTS MANUAL </srai><think>      
<set name="it">       
<set name="topic">  <star/> MANUAL</set>      
</set>     
</think></template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>THIS IS MY FRIEND *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="friend"><star/></set></think><random>
  <li>Hey</li>
  <li>Hi,</li>
  <li>Hi there</li>
  <li>What's up,</li>
  <li>How are you,</li>
  <li>Glad to see you,</li>
  <li>Nice to meet you,</li>
  <li>Glad to know you,</li>
  <li>How can I help you,</li>
  <li>How are you doing,</li>
  <li>Pleased to meet you,</li>
  <li>It's good to see you,</li>
  <li>It's good to meet you,</li>
  <li>That's a very nice name,</li>
  <li>I am very pleased to meet you</li>
  <li>I am always glad to make new friends,</li>
  <li>I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,</li>
  <li>It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you,</li>
</random> <get name="friend"/>. How long have you been friends with <get name="name"/>?</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET *</pattern>
<template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND *</pattern>
<template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>PLEASE SAY HELLO TO MY FRIEND *</pattern>
<template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>PLEASE SAY HELLO TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SAY HELLO TO  *</pattern>
<template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
</category>
 

</aiml>