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It has been nearly a year since I created this repository and I think that it's about time that I dispel the mystery.

After years of observing the numerous clones which all of my repositories would receive it became clear that I am being watched and having my activities tracked by a number of people (and, perhaps, organizations), so I felt that it would be amusing to leave a gift for them: an unsolvable mystery to fuck with their heads, feed any paranoid delusions, and make them feel stupid when the secret is finally revealed.

If you're interested in learning what great and dangerous secrets the encrypted JSON files hold then try using the key below to decrypt them. But beware! As you will soon discover, the invaluable information contained therein could upset the balance of power in the world so use it wisely! As for the tarball and zip file: their purpose shouldn't be difficult to ascertain if you know anything about cybersecurity.

03w4m6yw33786ywg3hmv57w57yh4ya3ugwm69pa23m8ywvhjy4eg94eyyv9so9htryysspiy9hs92qm6t3hw8yhmv


This repository was cloned 6 times (by 5 unique sources) on the day that I added this readme file. I didn't require any more evidence than I had previously to know that I'm under surveillance, but it is nonetheless comical, informative, and useful. I hope that you brilliant folks will continue wasting your time and resources pursuing nefarious phantoms produced by your imagination and/or trying to hook fish which are too clever for you.

Thanks for playing!