alcohol_reagents.dm

#define ALCOHOL_THRESHOLD_MODIFIER 1 //Greater numbers mean that less alcohol has greater intoxication potential
#define ALCOHOL_RATE 0.005 //The rate at which alcohol affects you
#define ALCOHOL_EXPONENT 1.6 //The exponent applied to boozepwr to make higher volume alcohol at least a little bit damaging to the liver

////////////// I don't know who made this header before I refactored alcohols but I'm going to fucking strangle them because it was so ugly, holy Christ
// ALCOHOLS //
//////////////

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol
	name = "Ethanol"
	description = "A well-known alcohol with a variety of applications."
	color = "#404030" // rgb: 64, 64, 48
	nutriment_factor = 0
	taste_description = "alcohol"
	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	var/boozepwr = 65 //Higher numbers equal higher hardness, higher hardness equals more intense alcohol poisoning

/*
Boozepwr Chart
Note that all higher effects of alcohol poisoning will inherit effects for smaller amounts (i.e. light poisoning inherts from slight poisoning)
In addition, severe effects won't always trigger unless the drink is poisonously strong
All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is affected by the imbiber's alcohol tolerance
0: Non-alcoholic
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occassional slurring
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death
*/

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
	if(C.drunkenness < volume * boozepwr * ALCOHOL_THRESHOLD_MODIFIER)
		var/booze_power = boozepwr
		if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_ALCOHOL_TOLERANCE)) //we're an accomplished drinker
			booze_power *= 0.7
		if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_LIGHT_DRINKER))
			booze_power *= 2
		C.drunkenness = max((C.drunkenness + (sqrt(volume) * booze_power * ALCOHOL_RATE)), 0) //Volume, power, and server alcohol rate effect how quickly one gets drunk
		var/obj/item/organ/liver/L = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LIVER)
		if (istype(L))
			L.applyOrganDamage(((max(sqrt(volume) * (boozepwr ** ALCOHOL_EXPONENT) * L.alcohol_tolerance, 0))/150))
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
	if(istype(O, /obj/item/paper))
		var/obj/item/paper/paperaffected = O
		paperaffected.clearpaper()
		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>[paperaffected]'s ink washes away.</span>")
	if(istype(O, /obj/item/book))
		if(reac_volume >= 5)
			var/obj/item/book/affectedbook = O
			affectedbook.dat = null
			O.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[O]'s writing is washed away by [name]!</span>")
		else
			O.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[O]'s ink is smeared by [name], but doesn't wash away!</span>")
	return

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)//Splashing people with ethanol isn't quite as good as fuel.
	if(!isliving(M))
		return

	if(method in list(TOUCH, VAPOR, PATCH))
		M.adjust_fire_stacks(reac_volume / 15)

		if(iscarbon(M))
			var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
			var/power_multiplier = boozepwr / 65 // Weak alcohol has less sterilizing power

			for(var/s in C.surgeries)
				var/datum/surgery/S = s
				S.success_multiplier = max(0.1*power_multiplier, S.success_multiplier)
				// +10% success propability on each step, useful while operating in less-than-perfect conditions
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer
	name = "Beer"
	description = "An alcoholic beverage brewed since ancient times on Old Earth. Still popular today."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	boozepwr = 25
	taste_description = "piss water"
	glass_name = "glass of beer"
	glass_desc = "A freezing pint of beer."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer/light
	name = "Light Beer"
	description = "An alcoholic beverage brewed since ancient times on Old Earth. This variety has reduced calorie and alcohol content."
	boozepwr = 5 //Space Europeans hate it
	taste_description = "dish water"
	glass_name = "glass of light beer"
	glass_desc = "A freezing pint of watery light beer."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer/green
	name = "Green Beer"
	description = "An alcoholic beverage brewed since ancient times on Old Earth. This variety is dyed a festive green."
	color = "#A8E61D"
	taste_description = "green piss water"
	glass_icon_state = "greenbeerglass"
	glass_name = "glass of green beer"
	glass_desc = "A freezing pint of green beer. Festive."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer/green/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.color != color)
		M.add_atom_colour(color, TEMPORARY_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer/green/on_mob_end_metabolize(mob/living/M)
	M.remove_atom_colour(TEMPORARY_COLOUR_PRIORITY, color)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/kahlua
	name = "Kahlua"
	description = "A widely known, Mexican coffee-flavoured liqueur. In production since 1936!"
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 45
	glass_icon_state = "kahluaglass"
	glass_name = "glass of RR coffee liquor"
	glass_desc = "DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST!"
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglasscream"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/kahlua/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.dizziness = max(0,M.dizziness-5)
	M.drowsyness = max(0,M.drowsyness-3)
	M.AdjustSleeping(-40, FALSE)
	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_ALCOHOL_TOLERANCE))
		M.Jitter(5)
	..()
	. = 1

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/whiskey
	name = "Whiskey"
	description = "A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 75
	taste_description = "molasses"
	glass_icon_state = "whiskeyglass"
	glass_name = "glass of whiskey"
	glass_desc = "The silky, smokey whiskey goodness inside the glass makes the drink look very classy."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassbrown"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/thirteenloko
	name = "Thirteen Loko"
	description = "A potent mixture of caffeine and alcohol."
	color = "#102000" // rgb: 16, 32, 0
	nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	boozepwr = 80
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	overdose_threshold = 60
	addiction_threshold = 30
	taste_description = "jitters and death"
	glass_icon_state = "thirteen_loko_glass"
	glass_name = "glass of Thirteen Loko"
	glass_desc = "This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/thirteenloko/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.drowsyness = max(0,M.drowsyness-7)
	M.AdjustSleeping(-40)
	M.adjust_bodytemperature(-5 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, BODYTEMP_NORMAL)
	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_ALCOHOL_TOLERANCE))
		M.Jitter(5)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/thirteenloko/overdose_start(mob/living/M)
	to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>Your entire body violently jitters as you start to feel queasy. You really shouldn't have drank all of that [name]!</span>")
	M.Jitter(20)
	M.Stun(15)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/thirteenloko/overdose_process(mob/living/M)
	if(prob(7) && iscarbon(M))
		var/obj/item/I = M.get_active_held_item()
		if(I)
			M.dropItemToGround(I)
			to_chat(M, "<span class ='notice'>Your hands jitter and you drop what you were holding!</span>")
			M.Jitter(10)

	if(prob(7))
		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[pick("You have a really bad headache.", "Your eyes hurt.", "You find it hard to stay still.", "You feel your heart practically beating out of your chest.")]</span>")

	if(prob(5) && iscarbon(M))
		var/obj/item/organ/eyes/eyes = M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EYES)
		if(HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_BLIND))
			if(istype(eyes))
				eyes.Remove(M)
				eyes.forceMove(get_turf(M))
				to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You double over in pain as you feel your eyeballs liquify in your head!</span>")
				M.emote("scream")
				M.adjustBruteLoss(15)
		else
			to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You scream in terror as you go blind!</span>")
			eyes.applyOrganDamage(eyes.maxHealth)
			M.emote("scream")

	if(prob(3) && iscarbon(M))
		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] starts having a seizure!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>You have a seizure!</span>")
		M.Unconscious(100)
		M.Jitter(350)

	if(prob(1) && iscarbon(M))
		var/datum/disease/D = new /datum/disease/heart_failure
		M.ForceContractDisease(D)
		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You're pretty sure you just felt your heart stop for a second there..</span>")
		M.playsound_local(M, 'sound/effects/singlebeat.ogg', 100, 0)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodka
	name = "Vodka"
	description = "Number one drink AND fueling choice for Russians worldwide."
	color = "#0064C8" // rgb: 0, 100, 200
	boozepwr = 65
	taste_description = "grain alcohol"
	glass_icon_state = "ginvodkaglass"
	glass_name = "glass of vodka"
	glass_desc = "The glass contain wodka. Xynta."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassclear"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodka/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.radiation = max(M.radiation-2,0)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bilk
	name = "Bilk"
	description = "This appears to be beer mixed with milk. Disgusting."
	color = "#895C4C" // rgb: 137, 92, 76
	nutriment_factor = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	boozepwr = 15
	taste_description = "desperation and lactate"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_brown"
	glass_name = "glass of bilk"
	glass_desc = "A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bilk/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.getBruteLoss() && prob(10))
		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1)
		. = 1
	return ..() || .
	
/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bilk/soy
	name = "Soy Bilk"
	description = "This appears to be beer mixed with soy milk. Disgusting."
	color = "#895C4C" // rgb: 137, 92, 76
	nutriment_factor = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	boozepwr = 15
	taste_description = "desperation and lactate free milk"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_brown"
	glass_name = "glass of soy bilk"
	glass_desc = "A brew of soy milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear soy osteoporosis."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/threemileisland
	name = "Three Mile Island Iced Tea"
	description = "Made for a woman, strong enough for a man."
	color = "#666340" // rgb: 102, 99, 64
	boozepwr = 10
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "dryness"
	glass_icon_state = "threemileislandglass"
	glass_name = "Three Mile Island Ice Tea"
	glass_desc = "A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/threemileisland/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.set_drugginess(50)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/gin
	name = "Gin"
	description = "It's gin. In space. I say, good sir."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 45
	taste_description = "an alcoholic christmas tree"
	glass_icon_state = "ginvodkaglass"
	glass_name = "glass of gin"
	glass_desc = "A crystal clear glass of Griffeater gin."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/rum
	name = "Rum"
	description = "Yohoho and all that."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 60
	taste_description = "spiked butterscotch"
	glass_icon_state = "rumglass"
	glass_name = "glass of rum"
	glass_desc = "Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?"
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassbrown"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/tequila
	name = "Tequila"
	description = "A strong and mildly flavoured, Mexican produced spirit. Feeling thirsty, hombre?"
	color = "#FFFF91" // rgb: 255, 255, 145
	boozepwr = 70
	taste_description = "paint stripper"
	glass_icon_state = "tequilaglass"
	glass_name = "glass of tequila"
	glass_desc = "Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!"
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassgold"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vermouth
	name = "Vermouth"
	description = "You suddenly feel a craving for a martini..."
	color = "#91FF91" // rgb: 145, 255, 145
	boozepwr = 45
	taste_description = "dry alcohol"
	glass_icon_state = "vermouthglass"
	glass_name = "glass of vermouth"
	glass_desc = "You wonder why you're even drinking this straight."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassclear"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/wine
	name = "Wine"
	description = "A premium alcoholic beverage made from distilled grape juice."
	color = "#7E4043" // rgb: 126, 64, 67
	boozepwr = 35
	taste_description = "bitter sweetness"
	glass_icon_state = "wineglass"
	glass_name = "glass of wine"
	glass_desc = "A very classy looking drink."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassred"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/lizardwine
	name = "Lizard wine"
	description = "An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol."
	color = "#7E4043" // rgb: 126, 64, 67
	boozepwr = 45
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "scaley sweetness"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/grappa
	name = "Grappa"
	description = "A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you."
	color = "#F8EBF1"
	boozepwr = 60
	taste_description = "classy bitter sweetness"
	glass_icon_state = "grappa"
	glass_name = "glass of grappa"
	glass_desc = "A fine drink originally made to prevent waste by using the leftovers from winemaking."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cognac
	name = "Cognac"
	description = "A sweet and strongly alcoholic drink, made after numerous distillations and years of maturing. Classy as fornication."
	color = "#AB3C05" // rgb: 171, 60, 5
	boozepwr = 75
	taste_description = "angry and irish"
	glass_icon_state = "cognacglass"
	glass_name = "glass of cognac"
	glass_desc = "Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassbrown"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/absinthe
	name = "Absinthe"
	description = "A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not."
	color = rgb(10, 206, 0)
	boozepwr = 80 //Very strong even by default
	taste_description = "death and licorice"
	glass_icon_state = "absinthe"
	glass_name = "glass of absinthe"
	glass_desc = "It's as strong as it smells."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassgreen"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/absinthe/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(prob(10) && !HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_ALCOHOL_TOLERANCE))
		M.hallucination += 4 //Reference to the urban myth
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hooch
	name = "Hooch"
	description = "Either someone's failure at cocktail making or attempt in alcohol production. In any case, do you really want to drink that?"
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 100
	taste_description = "pure resignation"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_brown2"
	glass_name = "Hooch"
	glass_desc = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hooch/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.mind && M.mind.assigned_role == "Assistant")
		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1,1)
		. = 1
	return ..() || .

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/ale
	name = "Ale"
	description = "A dark alcoholic beverage made with malted barley and yeast."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 65
	taste_description = "hearty barley ale"
	glass_icon_state = "aleglass"
	glass_name = "glass of ale"
	glass_desc = "A freezing pint of delicious Ale."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/goldschlager
	name = "Goldschlager"
	description = "100 proof cinnamon schnapps, made for alcoholic teen girls on spring break."
	color = "#FFFF91" // rgb: 255, 255, 145
	boozepwr = 25
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "burning cinnamon"
	glass_icon_state = "goldschlagerglass"
	glass_name = "glass of goldschlager"
	glass_desc = "100% proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassgold"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/patron
	name = "Patron"
	description = "Tequila with silver in it, a favorite of alcoholic women in the club scene."
	color = "#585840" // rgb: 88, 88, 64
	boozepwr = 60
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "metallic and expensive"
	glass_icon_state = "patronglass"
	glass_name = "glass of patron"
	glass_desc = "Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassclear"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/gintonic
	name = "Gin and Tonic"
	description = "An all time classic, mild cocktail."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 25
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "mild and tart"
	glass_icon_state = "gintonicglass"
	glass_name = "Gin and Tonic"
	glass_desc = "A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/rum_coke
	name = "Rum and Coke"
	description = "Rum, mixed with cola."
	taste_description = "cola"
	boozepwr = 40
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	color = "#3E1B00"
	glass_icon_state = "whiskeycolaglass"
	glass_name = "Rum and Coke"
	glass_desc = "The classic go-to of space-fratboys."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cuba_libre
	name = "Cuba Libre"
	description = "Viva la Revolucion! Viva Cuba Libre!"
	color = "#3E1B00" // rgb: 62, 27, 0
	boozepwr = 50
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "a refreshing marriage of citrus and rum"
	glass_icon_state = "cubalibreglass"
	glass_name = "Cuba Libre"
	glass_desc = "A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. A favorite of revolutionaries everywhere!"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cuba_libre/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.mind && M.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/rev)) //Cuba Libre, the traditional drink of revolutions! Heals revolutionaries.
		M.adjustBruteLoss(-1, 0)
		M.adjustFireLoss(-1, 0)
		M.adjustToxLoss(-1, 0)
		M.adjustOxyLoss(-5, 0)
		. = 1
	return ..() || .

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/whiskey_cola
	name = "Whiskey Cola"
	description = "Whiskey, mixed with cola. Surprisingly refreshing."
	color = "#3E1B00" // rgb: 62, 27, 0
	boozepwr = 70
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "cola"
	glass_icon_state = "whiskeycolaglass"
	glass_name = "whiskey cola"
	glass_desc = "An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/martini
	name = "Classic Martini"
	description = "Vermouth with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 60
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "dry class"
	glass_icon_state = "martiniglass"
	glass_name = "Classic Martini"
	glass_desc = "Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodkamartini
	name = "Vodka Martini"
	description = "Vodka with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 65
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "shaken, not stirred"
	glass_icon_state = "martiniglass"
	glass_name = "Vodka martini"
	glass_desc ="A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/white_russian
	name = "White Russian"
	description = "That's just, like, your opinion, man..."
	color = "#A68340" // rgb: 166, 131, 64
	boozepwr = 50
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "bitter cream"
	glass_icon_state = "whiterussianglass"
	glass_name = "White Russian"
	glass_desc = "A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/screwdrivercocktail
	name = "Screwdriver"
	description = "Vodka, mixed with plain ol' orange juice. The result is surprisingly delicious."
	color = "#A68310" // rgb: 166, 131, 16
	boozepwr = 55
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "oranges"
	glass_icon_state = "screwdriverglass"
	glass_name = "Screwdriver"
	glass_desc = "A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/screwdrivercocktail/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	var/static/list/increased_rad_loss = list("Station Engineer", "Atmospheric Technician", "Chief Engineer")
	if(M.mind && (M.mind.assigned_role in increased_rad_loss)) //Engineers lose radiation poisoning at a massive rate.
		M.radiation = max(M.radiation - 25, 0)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/booger
	name = "Booger"
	description = "Ewww..."
	color = "#8CFF8C" // rgb: 140, 255, 140
	boozepwr = 45
	taste_description = "sweet 'n creamy"
	glass_icon_state = "booger"
	glass_name = "Booger"
	glass_desc = "Ewww..."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bloody_mary
	name = "Bloody Mary"
	description = "A strange yet pleasurable mixture made of vodka, tomato and lime juice. Or at least you THINK the red stuff is tomato juice."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 55
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "tomatoes with a hint of lime"
	glass_icon_state = "bloodymaryglass"
	glass_name = "Bloody Mary"
	glass_desc = "Tomato juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bloody_mary/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
	if(C.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL(C))
		C.blood_volume = min(BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL(C), C.blood_volume + 3) //Bloody Mary quickly restores blood loss.
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/brave_bull
	name = "Brave Bull"
	description = "It's just as effective as Dutch-Courage!"
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 80
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "alcoholic bravery"
	glass_icon_state = "bravebullglass"
	glass_name = "Brave Bull"
	glass_desc = "Tequila and Coffee liqueur, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up."
	var/tough_text

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/brave_bull/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/M)
	tough_text = pick("brawny", "tenacious", "tough", "hardy", "sturdy") //Tuff stuff
	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel [tough_text]!</span>")
	M.maxHealth += 10 //Brave Bull makes you sturdier, and thus capable of withstanding a tiny bit more punishment.
	M.health += 10

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/brave_bull/on_mob_end_metabolize(mob/living/M)
	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You no longer feel [tough_text].</span>")
	M.maxHealth -= 10
	M.health = min(M.health - 10, M.maxHealth) //This can indeed crit you if you're alive solely based on alchol ingestion

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/tequila_sunrise
	name = "Tequila Sunrise"
	description = "Tequila, Grenadine, and Orange Juice."
	color = "#FFE48C" // rgb: 255, 228, 140
	boozepwr = 45
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "oranges with a hint of pomegranate"
	glass_icon_state = "tequilasunriseglass"
	glass_name = "tequila Sunrise"
	glass_desc = "Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra..."
	var/obj/effect/light_holder

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/tequila_sunrise/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/M)
	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel gentle warmth spread through your body!</span>")
	light_holder = new(M)
	light_holder.set_light(3, 0.7, "#FFCC00") //Tequila Sunrise makes you radiate dim light, like a sunrise!

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/tequila_sunrise/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(QDELETED(light_holder))
		M.reagents.del_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/tequila_sunrise) //If we lost our light object somehow, remove the reagent
	else if(light_holder.loc != M)
		light_holder.forceMove(M)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/tequila_sunrise/on_mob_end_metabolize(mob/living/M)
	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>The warmth in your body fades.</span>")
	QDEL_NULL(light_holder)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/toxins_special
	name = "Toxins Special"
	description = "This thing is ON FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!"
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 25
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "spicy toxins"
	glass_icon_state = "toxinsspecialglass"
	glass_name = "Toxins Special"
	glass_desc = "Whoah, this thing is on FIRE!"
	shot_glass_icon_state = "toxinsspecialglass"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/toxins_special/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M)
	M.adjust_bodytemperature(15 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, 0, BODYTEMP_NORMAL + 20) //310.15 is the normal bodytemp.
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beepsky_smash
	name = "Beepsky Smash"
	description = "Drink this and prepare for the LAW."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 120 //yogs - made the fist of the law even stronger to compensate for it no longer stunning
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	metabolization_rate = 0.5
	taste_description = "JUSTICE"
	glass_icon_state = "beepskysmashglass"
	glass_name = "Beepsky Smash"
	glass_desc = "Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW."
	overdose_threshold = 40
	var/datum/brain_trauma/special/beepsky/B

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beepsky_smash/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_ALCOHOL_TOLERANCE))
		metabolization_rate = 0.8
	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M.mind, TRAIT_LAW_ENFORCEMENT_METABOLISM))
		B = new()
		M.gain_trauma(B, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_ABSOLUTE)
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beepsky_smash/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.Jitter(2)
	if(HAS_TRAIT(M.mind, TRAIT_LAW_ENFORCEMENT_METABOLISM))
		M.adjustStaminaLoss(-10, 0)
		if(prob(20))
			new /datum/hallucination/items_other(M)
		if(prob(10))
			new /datum/hallucination/stray_bullet(M)
	..()
	. = 1

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beepsky_smash/on_mob_end_metabolize(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(B)
		QDEL_NULL(B)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beepsky_smash/overdose_start(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M.mind, TRAIT_LAW_ENFORCEMENT_METABOLISM))
		M.gain_trauma(/datum/brain_trauma/mild/phobia/security, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_BASIC)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/irish_cream
	name = "Irish Cream"
	description = "Whiskey-imbued cream, what else would you expect from the Irish?"
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 50
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "creamy alcohol"
	glass_icon_state = "irishcreamglass"
	glass_name = "Irish Cream"
	glass_desc = "It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manly_dorf
	name = "The Manly Dorf"
	description = "Beer and Ale, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for true men only."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 100 //For the manly only
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "hair on your chest and your chin"
	glass_icon_state = "manlydorfglass"
	glass_name = "The Manly Dorf"
	glass_desc = "A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only."
	var/dorf_mode

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manly_dorf/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/M)
	if(ishuman(M))
		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
		if(H.dna.check_mutation(DWARFISM) || HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_ALCOHOL_TOLERANCE))
			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>Now THAT is MANLY!</span>")
			boozepwr = 5 //We've had worse in the mines
			dorf_mode = TRUE

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manly_dorf/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(dorf_mode)
		M.adjustBruteLoss(-2)
		M.adjustFireLoss(-2)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/longislandicedtea
	name = "Long Island Iced Tea"
	description = "The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "a mixture of cola and alcohol"
	glass_icon_state = "longislandicedteaglass"
	glass_name = "Long Island Iced Tea"
	glass_desc = "The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/moonshine
	name = "Moonshine"
	description = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 95
	taste_description = "bitterness"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_clear"
	glass_name = "Moonshine"
	glass_desc = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/b52
	name = "B-52"
	description = "Coffee, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 85
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "angry and irish"
	glass_icon_state = "b52glass"
	glass_name = "B-52"
	glass_desc = "Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "b52glass"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/b52/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/M)
	playsound(M, 'sound/effects/explosion_distant.ogg', 100, FALSE)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/irishcoffee
	name = "Irish Coffee"
	description = "Coffee, and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "giving up on the day"
	glass_icon_state = "irishcoffeeglass"
	glass_name = "Irish Coffee"
	glass_desc = "Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/margarita
	name = "Margarita"
	description = "On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!"
	color = "#8CFF8C" // rgb: 140, 255, 140
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "dry and salty"
	glass_icon_state = "margaritaglass"
	glass_name = "Margarita"
	glass_desc = "On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/black_russian
	name = "Black Russian"
	description = "For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian."
	color = "#360000" // rgb: 54, 0, 0
	boozepwr = 70
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "bitterness"
	glass_icon_state = "blackrussianglass"
	glass_name = "Black Russian"
	glass_desc = "For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manhattan
	name = "Manhattan"
	description = "The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin..."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 30
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "mild dryness"
	glass_icon_state = "manhattanglass"
	glass_name = "Manhattan"
	glass_desc = "The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin..."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manhattan_proj
	name = "Manhattan Project"
	description = "A scientist's drink of choice, for pondering ways to blow up the station."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 45
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "death, the destroyer of worlds"
	glass_icon_state = "proj_manhattanglass"
	glass_name = "Manhattan Project"
	glass_desc = "A scientist's drink of choice, for pondering ways to blow up the station."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manhattan_proj/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.set_drugginess(30)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/whiskeysoda
	name = "Whiskey Soda"
	description = "For the more refined griffon."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 70
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "soda"
	glass_icon_state = "whiskeysodaglass2"
	glass_name = "whiskey soda"
	glass_desc = "Ultimate refreshment."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/antifreeze
	name = "Anti-freeze"
	description = "The ultimate refreshment. Not what it sounds like."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "Jack Frost's piss"
	glass_icon_state = "antifreeze"
	glass_name = "Anti-freeze"
	glass_desc = "The ultimate refreshment."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/antifreeze/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.adjust_bodytemperature(20 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, 0, BODYTEMP_NORMAL + 20) //310.15 is the normal bodytemp.
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/barefoot
	name = "Barefoot"
	description = "Barefoot and pregnant."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 45
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "creamy berries"
	glass_icon_state = "b&p"
	glass_name = "Barefoot"
	glass_desc = "Barefoot and pregnant."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/barefoot/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(ishuman(M)) //Barefoot causes the imbiber to quickly regenerate brute trauma if they're not wearing shoes.
		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
		if(!H.shoes)
			H.adjustBruteLoss(-3, 0)
			. = 1
	return ..() || .

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/snowwhite
	name = "Snow White"
	description = "A cold refreshment."
	color = "#FFFFFF" // rgb: 255, 255, 255
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "refreshing cold"
	glass_icon_state = "snowwhite"
	glass_name = "Snow White"
	glass_desc = "A cold refreshment."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/demonsblood //Prevents the imbiber from being dragged into a pool of blood by a slaughter demon.
	name = "Demon's Blood"
	description = "AHHHH!!!!"
	color = "#820000" // rgb: 130, 0, 0
	boozepwr = 75
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "sweet tasting iron"
	glass_icon_state = "demonsblood"
	glass_name = "Demons Blood"
	glass_desc = "Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/devilskiss //If eaten by a slaughter demon, the demon will regret it.
	name = "Devil's Kiss"
	description = "Creepy time!"
	color = "#A68310" // rgb: 166, 131, 16
	boozepwr = 70
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "bitter iron"
	glass_icon_state = "devilskiss"
	glass_name = "Devils Kiss"
	glass_desc = "Creepy time!"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodkatonic
	name = "Vodka and Tonic"
	description = "For when a gin and tonic isn't Russian enough."
	color = "#0064C8" // rgb: 0, 100, 200
	boozepwr = 70
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "tart bitterness"
	glass_icon_state = "vodkatonicglass"
	glass_name = "vodka and tonic"
	glass_desc = "For when a gin and tonic isn't Russian enough."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/ginfizz
	name = "Gin Fizz"
	description = "Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 45
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "dry, tart lemons"
	glass_icon_state = "ginfizzglass"
	glass_name = "gin fizz"
	glass_desc = "Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bahama_mama
	name = "Bahama Mama"
	description = "A tropical cocktail with a complex blend of flavors."
	color = "#FF7F3B" // rgb: 255, 127, 59
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "pineapple, coconut, and a hint of coffee"
	glass_icon_state = "bahama_mama"
	glass_name = "Bahama Mama"
	glass_desc = "A tropical cocktail with a complex blend of flavors."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/singulo
	name = "Singulo"
	description = "A blue-space beverage!"
	color = "#2E6671" // rgb: 46, 102, 113
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "concentrated matter"
	glass_icon_state = "singulo"
	glass_name = "Singulo"
	glass_desc = "A blue-space beverage."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/sbiten
	name = "Sbiten"
	description = "A spicy Vodka! Might be a little hot for the little guys!"
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 70
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "hot and spice"
	glass_icon_state = "sbitenglass"
	glass_name = "Sbiten"
	glass_desc = "A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/sbiten/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.adjust_bodytemperature(50 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, 0 ,BODYTEMP_HEAT_DAMAGE_LIMIT) //310.15 is the normal bodytemp.
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/red_mead
	name = "Red Mead"
	description = "The true Viking drink! Even though it has a strange red color."
	color = "#C73C00" // rgb: 199, 60, 0
	boozepwr = 31 //Red drinks are stronger
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "sweet and salty alcohol"
	glass_icon_state = "red_meadglass"
	glass_name = "Red Mead"
	glass_desc = "A True Viking's Beverage, though its color is strange."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/mead
	name = "Mead"
	description = "A Viking drink, though a cheap one."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	boozepwr = 30
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "sweet, sweet alcohol"
	glass_icon_state = "meadglass"
	glass_name = "Mead"
	glass_desc = "A Viking's Beverage, though a cheap one."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/iced_beer
	name = "Iced Beer"
	description = "A beer which is so cold the air around it freezes."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 15
	taste_description = "refreshingly cold"
	glass_icon_state = "iced_beerglass"
	glass_name = "iced beer"
	glass_desc = "A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/iced_beer/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.adjust_bodytemperature(-20 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, T0C) //310.15 is the normal bodytemp.
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/grog
	name = "Grog"
	description = "Watered down rum, Nanotrasen approves!"
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 1 //Basically nothing
	taste_description = "a poor excuse for alcohol"
	glass_icon_state = "grogglass"
	glass_name = "Grog"
	glass_desc = "A fine and cepa drink for Space."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/aloe
	name = "Aloe"
	description = "So very, very, very good."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "sweet 'n creamy"
	glass_icon_state = "aloe"
	glass_name = "Aloe"
	glass_desc = "Very, very, very good."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/andalusia
	name = "Andalusia"
	description = "A nice, strangely named drink."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 40
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "lemons"
	glass_icon_state = "andalusia"
	glass_name = "Andalusia"
	glass_desc = "A nice, strangely named drink."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/alliescocktail
	name = "Allies Cocktail"
	description = "A drink made from your allies. Not as sweet as those made from your enemies."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 45
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "bitter yet free"
	glass_icon_state = "alliescocktail"
	glass_name = "Allies cocktail"
	glass_desc = "A drink made from your allies."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/acid_spit
	name = "Acid Spit"
	description = "A drink for the daring, can be deadly if incorrectly prepared!"
	color = "#365000" // rgb: 54, 80, 0
	boozepwr = 80
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "stomach acid"
	glass_icon_state = "acidspitglass"
	glass_name = "Acid Spit"
	glass_desc = "A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/amasec
	name = "Amasec"
	description = "Official drink of the Nanotrasen Gun-Club!"
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "dark and metallic"
	glass_icon_state = "amasecglass"
	glass_name = "Amasec"
	glass_desc = "Always handy before COMBAT!!!"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/changelingsting
	name = "Changeling Sting"
	description = "You take a tiny sip and feel a burning sensation..."
	color = "#2E6671" // rgb: 46, 102, 113
	boozepwr = 95
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "your brain coming out your nose"
	glass_icon_state = "changelingsting"
	glass_name = "Changeling Sting"
	glass_desc = "A stingy drink."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/changelingsting/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.mind) //Changeling Sting assists in the recharging of changeling chemicals.
		var/datum/antagonist/changeling/changeling = M.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/changeling)
		if(changeling)
			changeling.chem_charges += metabolization_rate
			changeling.chem_charges = clamp(changeling.chem_charges, 0, changeling.chem_storage)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/irishcarbomb
	name = "Irish Car Bomb"
	description = "Mmm, tastes like chocolate cake..."
	color = "#2E6671" // rgb: 46, 102, 113
	boozepwr = 25
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "delicious anger"
	glass_icon_state = "irishcarbomb"
	glass_name = "Irish Car Bomb"
	glass_desc = "An Irish car bomb."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/syndicatebomb
	name = "Syndicate Bomb"
	description = "Tastes like terrorism!"
	color = "#2E6671" // rgb: 46, 102, 113
	boozepwr = 90
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "purified antagonism"
	glass_icon_state = "syndicatebomb"
	glass_name = "Syndicate Bomb"
	glass_desc = "A syndicate bomb."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/syndicatebomb/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(prob(5))
		playsound(get_turf(M), 'sound/effects/explosionfar.ogg', 100, 1)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/erikasurprise
	name = "Erika Surprise"
	description = "The surprise is, it's green!"
	color = "#2E6671" // rgb: 46, 102, 113
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "tartness and bananas"
	glass_icon_state = "erikasurprise"
	glass_name = "Erika Surprise"
	glass_desc = "The surprise is, it's green!"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/driestmartini
	name = "Driest Martini"
	description = "Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass."
	nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	color = "#2E6671" // rgb: 46, 102, 113
	boozepwr = 65
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "a beach"
	glass_icon_state = "driestmartiniglass"
	glass_name = "Driest Martini"
	glass_desc = "Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bananahonk
	name = "Banana Honk"
	description = "A drink from Clown Heaven."
	nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	color = "#FFFF91" // rgb: 255, 255, 140
	boozepwr = 60
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "a bad joke"
	glass_icon_state = "bananahonkglass"
	glass_name = "Banana Honk"
	glass_desc = "A drink from Clown Heaven."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bananahonk/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if((ishuman(M) && M.job == "Clown") || ismonkey(M))
		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1,1)
		. = 1
	return ..() || .

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/silencer
	name = "Silencer"
	description = "A drink from Mime Heaven."
	nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 59 //Proof that clowns are better than mimes right here
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "a pencil eraser"
	glass_icon_state = "silencerglass"
	glass_name = "Silencer"
	glass_desc = "A drink from Mime Heaven."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/silencer/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(ishuman(M) && M.job == "Mime")
		M.silent = max(M.silent, MIMEDRINK_SILENCE_DURATION)
		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1,1)
		. = 1
	return ..() || .

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/drunkenblumpkin
	name = "Drunken Blumpkin"
	description = "A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice."
	color = "#1EA0FF" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 50
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "molasses and a mouthful of pool water"
	glass_icon_state = "drunkenblumpkin"
	glass_name = "Drunken Blumpkin"
	glass_desc = "A drink for the drunks."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/whiskey_sour //Requested since we had whiskey cola and soda but not sour.
	name = "Whiskey Sour"
	description = "Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content."
	color = rgb(255, 201, 49)
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "sour lemons"
	glass_icon_state = "whiskey_sour"
	glass_name = "whiskey sour"
	glass_desc = "Lemon juice mixed with whiskey and a dash of sugar. Surprisingly satisfying."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hcider
	name = "Hard Cider"
	description = "Apple juice, for adults."
	color = "#CD6839"
	nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	boozepwr = 25
	taste_description = "the season that <i>falls</i> between summer and winter"
	glass_icon_state = "whiskeyglass"
	glass_name = "hard cider"
	glass_desc = "Tastes like autumn... no wait, fall!"
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassbrown"


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fetching_fizz //A reference to one of my favorite games of all time. Pulls nearby ores to the imbiber!
	name = "Fetching Fizz"
	description = "Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in a highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content." //Requires no alcohol to make but has alcohol anyway because ~magic~
	color = rgb(255, 91, 15)
	boozepwr = 10
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	metabolization_rate = 0.1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	taste_description = "charged metal" // the same as teslium, honk honk.
	glass_icon_state = "fetching_fizz"
	glass_name = "Fetching Fizz"
	glass_desc = "Induces magnetism in the imbiber. Started as a barroom prank but evolved to become popular with miners and scrappers. Metallic aftertaste."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fetching_fizz/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	for(var/obj/item/stack/ore/O in orange(3, M))
		step_towards(O, get_turf(M))
	return ..()

//Another reference. Heals those in critical condition extremely quickly.
/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hearty_punch
	name = "Hearty Punch"
	description = "Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content."
	color = rgb(140, 0, 0)
	boozepwr = 90
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	metabolization_rate = 0.4 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	taste_description = "bravado in the face of disaster"
	glass_icon_state = "hearty_punch"
	glass_name = "Hearty Punch"
	glass_desc = "Aromatic beverage served piping hot. According to folk tales it can almost wake the dead."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hearty_punch/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.health <= 0)
		M.adjustBruteLoss(-3, 0)
		M.adjustFireLoss(-3, 0)
		M.adjustCloneLoss(-5, 0)
		M.adjustOxyLoss(-4, 0)
		M.adjustToxLoss(-3, 0)
		. = 1
	return ..() || .

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bacchus_blessing //An EXTREMELY powerful drink. Smashed in seconds, dead in minutes.
	name = "Bacchus' Blessing"
	description = "Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content."
	color = rgb(51, 19, 3) //Sickly brown
	boozepwr = 300 //I warned you
	taste_description = "a wall of bricks"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_brown2"
	glass_name = "Bacchus' Blessing"
	glass_desc = "You didn't think it was possible for a liquid to be so utterly revolting. Are you sure about this...?"



/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/atomicbomb
	name = "Atomic Bomb"
	description = "Nuclear proliferation never tasted so good."
	color = "#666300" // rgb: 102, 99, 0
	boozepwr = 0 //custom drunk effect
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "da bomb"
	glass_icon_state = "atomicbombglass"
	glass_name = "Atomic Bomb"
	glass_desc = "Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/atomicbomb/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.set_drugginess(50)
	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_ALCOHOL_TOLERANCE))
		M.confused = max(M.confused+2,0)
		M.Dizzy(10)
	if (!M.slurring)
		M.slurring = 1
	M.slurring += 3
	switch(current_cycle)
		if(51 to 200)
			M.Sleeping(100, FALSE)
			. = 1
		if(201 to INFINITY)
			M.AdjustSleeping(40, FALSE)
			M.adjustToxLoss(2, 0)
			. = 1
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/gargle_blaster
	name = "Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster"
	description = "Whoah, this stuff looks volatile!"
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	boozepwr = 0 //custom drunk effect
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick"
	glass_icon_state = "gargleblasterglass"
	glass_name = "Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster"
	glass_desc = "Like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/gargle_blaster/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.dizziness +=1.5
	switch(current_cycle)
		if(15 to 45)
			if(!M.slurring)
				M.slurring = 1
			M.slurring += 3
		if(45 to 55)
			if(prob(50))
				M.confused = max(M.confused+3,0)
		if(55 to 200)
			M.set_drugginess(55)
		if(200 to INFINITY)
			M.adjustToxLoss(2, 0)
			. = 1
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/neurotoxin
	name = "Neurotoxin"
	description = "A strong neurotoxin that puts the subject into a death-like state."
	color = "#2E2E61" // rgb: 46, 46, 97
	boozepwr = 50
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "a numbing sensation"
	metabolization_rate = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	glass_icon_state = "neurotoxinglass"
	glass_name = "Neurotoxin"
	glass_desc = "A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/neurotoxin/proc/pickt()
	return (pick(TRAIT_PARALYSIS_L_ARM,TRAIT_PARALYSIS_R_ARM,TRAIT_PARALYSIS_R_LEG,TRAIT_PARALYSIS_L_LEG))

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/neurotoxin/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.set_drugginess(50)
	M.dizziness +=2
	M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 1*REM, 150)
	if(prob(20))
		M.adjustStaminaLoss(10)
		M.drop_all_held_items()
		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You cant feel your hands!</span>")
	if(current_cycle > 5)
		if(prob(20))
			var/t = pickt()
			ADD_TRAIT(M, t, type)
			M.adjustStaminaLoss(10)
		if(current_cycle > 30)
			M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 2*REM)
			if(current_cycle > 50 && prob(15))
				if(!M.undergoing_cardiac_arrest() && M.can_heartattack())
					M.set_heartattack(TRUE)
					if(M.stat == CONSCIOUS)
						M.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[M] clutches at [M.p_their()] chest as if [M.p_their()] heart stopped!</span>")
	. = 1
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/neurotoxin/on_mob_end_metabolize(mob/living/carbon/M)
	REMOVE_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_PARALYSIS_L_ARM, type)
	REMOVE_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_PARALYSIS_R_ARM, type)
	REMOVE_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_PARALYSIS_R_LEG, type)
	REMOVE_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_PARALYSIS_L_LEG, type)
	M.adjustStaminaLoss(10)
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hippies_delight
	name = "Hippie's Delight"
	description = "You just don't get it maaaan."
	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
	nutriment_factor = 0
	boozepwr = 0 //custom drunk effect
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	metabolization_rate = 0.2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	taste_description = "giving peace a chance"
	glass_icon_state = "hippiesdelightglass"
	glass_name = "Hippie's Delight"
	glass_desc = "A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hippies_delight/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if (!M.slurring)
		M.slurring = 1
	switch(current_cycle)
		if(1 to 5)
			M.Dizzy(10)
			M.set_drugginess(30)
			if(prob(10))
				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
		if(5 to 10)
			M.Jitter(20)
			M.Dizzy(20)
			M.set_drugginess(45)
			if(prob(20))
				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
		if (10 to 200)
			M.Jitter(40)
			M.Dizzy(40)
			M.set_drugginess(60)
			if(prob(30))
				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
		if(200 to INFINITY)
			M.Jitter(60)
			M.Dizzy(60)
			M.set_drugginess(75)
			if(prob(40))
				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
			if(prob(30))
				M.adjustToxLoss(2, 0)
				. = 1
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/eggnog
	name = "Eggnog"
	description = "For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year."
	color = "#fcfdc6" // rgb: 252, 253, 198
	nutriment_factor = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	boozepwr = 1
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "custard and alcohol"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_yellow"
	glass_name = "eggnog"
	glass_desc = "For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/narsour
	name = "Nar'Sour"
	description = "Side effects include self-mutilation and hoarding plasteel."
	color = RUNE_COLOR_DARKRED
	boozepwr = 10
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "bloody"
	glass_icon_state = "narsour"
	glass_name = "Nar'Sour"
	glass_desc = "A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/narsour/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.cultslurring = min(M.cultslurring + 3, 3)
	M.stuttering = min(M.stuttering + 3, 3)
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/triple_sec
	name = "Triple Sec"
	description = "A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur."
	color = "#ffcc66"
	boozepwr = 30
	taste_description = "a warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_orange"
	glass_name = "Triple Sec"
	glass_desc = "A glass of straight Triple Sec."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/creme_de_menthe
	name = "Creme de Menthe"
	description = "A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks."
	color = "#00cc00"
	boozepwr = 20
	taste_description = "a minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_green"
	glass_name = "Creme de Menthe"
	glass_desc = "You can almost feel the first breath of spring just looking at it."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/creme_de_cacao
	name = "Creme de Cacao"
	description = "A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities."
	color = "#996633"
	boozepwr = 20
	taste_description = "a slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_brown"
	glass_name = "Creme de Cacao"
	glass_desc = "A million hazing lawsuits and alcohol poisonings have started with this humble ingredient."
	
/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/creme_de_coconut
	name = "Creme de Coconut"
	description = "A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks."
	color = "#F7F0D0"
	boozepwr = 20
	taste_description = "a sweet milky flavor with notes of toasted sugar"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_white"
	glass_name = "Creme de Coconut"
	glass_desc = "An unintimidating glass of coconut liqueur."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/quadruple_sec
	name = "Quadruple Sec"
	description = "Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier."
	color = "#cc0000"
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "an invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day"
	glass_icon_state = "quadruple_sec"
	glass_name = "Quadruple Sec"
	glass_desc = "An intimidating and lawful beverage dares you to violate the law and make its day. Still can't drink it on duty, though."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/quadruple_sec/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	//Securidrink in line with the Screwdriver for engineers or Nothing for mimes
	if(HAS_TRAIT(M.mind, TRAIT_LAW_ENFORCEMENT_METABOLISM))
		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1, 1)
		M.adjustBruteLoss(-2,0)
		. = 1
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/quintuple_sec
	name = "Quintuple Sec"
	description = "Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE."
	color = "#ff3300"
	boozepwr = 80
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "THE LAW"
	glass_icon_state = "quintuple_sec"
	glass_name = "Quintuple Sec"
	glass_desc = "Now you are become law, destroyer of clowns."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/quintuple_sec/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	//Securidrink in line with the Screwdriver for engineers or Nothing for mimes but STRONG..
	if(HAS_TRAIT(M.mind, TRAIT_LAW_ENFORCEMENT_METABOLISM))
		M.heal_bodypart_damage(2,2,2)
		M.adjustBruteLoss(-5,0)
		M.adjustOxyLoss(-5,0)
		M.adjustFireLoss(-5,0)
		M.adjustToxLoss(-5,0)
		. = 1
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/grasshopper
	name = "Grasshopper"
	description = "A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this."
	color = "00ff00"
	boozepwr = 25
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth"
	glass_icon_state = "grasshopper"
	glass_name = "Grasshopper"
	glass_desc = "You weren't aware edible beverages could be that green."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/stinger
	name = "Stinger"
	description = "A snappy way to end the day."
	color = "ccff99"
	boozepwr = 25
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "a slap on the face in the best possible way"
	glass_icon_state = "stinger"
	glass_name = "Stinger"
	glass_desc = "You wonder what would happen if you pointed this at a heat source..."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bastion_bourbon
	name = "Bastion Bourbon"
	description = "Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors."
	color = "#00FFFF"
	boozepwr = 30
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit"
	metabolization_rate = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM //0.8u per tick
	glass_icon_state = "bastion_bourbon"
	glass_name = "Bastion Bourbon"
	glass_desc = "If you're feeling low, count on the buttery flavor of our own bastion bourbon."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassgreen"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bastion_bourbon/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
	var/heal_points = 10
	if(L.health <= 0)
		heal_points = 20 //heal more if we're in softcrit
	for(var/i in 1 to min(volume, heal_points)) //only heals 1 point of damage per unit on add, for balance reasons
		L.adjustBruteLoss(-1)
		L.adjustFireLoss(-1)
		L.adjustToxLoss(-1)
		L.adjustOxyLoss(-1)
		L.adjustStaminaLoss(-1)
	L.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[L] shivers with renewed vigor!</span>", "<span class='notice'>One taste of [lowertext(name)] fills you with energy!</span>")
	if(!L.stat && heal_points == 20) //brought us out of softcrit
		L.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[L] lurches to [L.p_their()] feet!</span>", "<span class='boldnotice'>Up and at 'em, kid.</span>")

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bastion_bourbon/on_mob_life(mob/living/L)
	if(L.health > 0)
		L.adjustBruteLoss(-1)
		L.adjustFireLoss(-1)
		L.adjustToxLoss(-0.5)
		L.adjustOxyLoss(-3)
		L.adjustStaminaLoss(-5)
		. = TRUE
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/squirt_cider
	name = "Squirt Cider"
	description = "Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is."
	color = "#FF0000"
	boozepwr = 40
	taste_description = "stale bread with a staler aftertaste"
	nutriment_factor = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	glass_icon_state = "squirt_cider"
	glass_name = "Squirt Cider"
	glass_desc = "Squirt cider will toughen you right up. Too bad about the musty aftertaste."
	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassgreen"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/squirt_cider/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.satiety += 5 //for context, vitamins give 30 satiety per tick
	..()
	. = TRUE

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fringe_weaver
	name = "Fringe Weaver"
	description = "Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic."
	color = "#FFEAC4"
	boozepwr = 90 //classy hooch, essentially, but lower pwr to make up for slightly easier access
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar"
	glass_icon_state = "fringe_weaver"
	glass_name = "Fringe Weaver"
	glass_desc = "It's a wonder it doesn't spill out of the glass."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/sugar_rush
	name = "Sugar Rush"
	description = "Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets."
	color = "#FF226C"
	boozepwr = 10
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "your arteries clogging with sugar"
	nutriment_factor = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	glass_icon_state = "sugar_rush"
	glass_name = "Sugar Rush"
	glass_desc = "If you can't mix a Sugar Rush, you can't tend bar."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/sugar_rush/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.satiety -= 10 //junky as hell! a whole glass will keep you from being able to eat junk food
	..()
	. = TRUE

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/crevice_spike
	name = "Crevice Spike"
	description = "Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering."
	color = "#5BD231"
	boozepwr = -10 //sobers you up - ideally, one would drink to get hit with brute damage now to avoid alcohol problems later
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "a bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste"
	glass_icon_state = "crevice_spike"
	glass_name = "Crevice Spike"
	glass_desc = "It'll either knock the drunkenness out of you or knock you out cold. Both, probably."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/crevice_spike/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L) //damage only applies when drink first enters system and won't again until drink metabolizes out
	L.adjustBruteLoss(3 * min(5,volume)) //minimum 3 brute damage on ingestion to limit non-drink means of injury - a full 5 unit gulp of the drink trucks you for the full 15

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/sake
	name = "Sake"
	description = "A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency."
	color = "#DDDDDD"
	boozepwr = 70
	taste_description = "sweet rice wine"
	glass_icon_state = "sakecup"
	glass_name = "cup of sake"
	glass_desc = "A traditional cup of sake."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/peppermint_patty
	name = "Peppermint Patty"
	description = "This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa."
	color = "#45ca7a"
	taste_description = "mint and chocolate"
	boozepwr = 25
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	glass_icon_state = "peppermint_patty"
	glass_name = "Peppermint Patty"
	glass_desc = "A boozy minty hot cocoa that warms your belly on a cold night."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/peppermint_patty/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/throat_soothed)
	M.adjust_bodytemperature(5 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, 0, BODYTEMP_NORMAL)
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/alexander
	name = "Alexander"
	description = "Named after a Greek hero, this mix is said to embolden a user's shield as if they were in a phalanx."
	color = "#F5E9D3"
	boozepwr = 80
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "bitter, creamy cacao"
	glass_icon_state = "alexander"
	glass_name = "Alexander"
	glass_desc = "A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems."
	var/obj/item/shield/mighty_shield

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/alexander/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
	if(ishuman(L))
		var/mob/living/carbon/human/thehuman = L
		for(var/obj/item/shield/theshield in thehuman.contents)
			mighty_shield = theshield
			mighty_shield.block_chance += 10
			to_chat(thehuman, "<span class='notice'>[theshield] appears polished, although you don't recall polishing it.</span>")
			return TRUE

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/alexander/on_mob_life(mob/living/L)
	..()
	if(mighty_shield && !(mighty_shield in L.contents)) //If you had a shield and lose it, you lose the reagent as well. Otherwise this is just a normal drink.
		L.reagents.del_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/alexander)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/alexander/on_mob_end_metabolize(mob/living/L)
	if(mighty_shield)
		mighty_shield.block_chance -= 10
		to_chat(L,"<span class='notice'>You notice [mighty_shield] looks worn again. Weird.</span>")
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/sidecar
	name = "Sidecar"
	description = "The one ride you'll gladly give up the wheel for."
	color = "#FFC55B"
	boozepwr = 80
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "delicious freedom"
	glass_icon_state = "sidecar"
	glass_name = "Sidecar"
	glass_desc = "The one ride you'll gladly give up the wheel for."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/between_the_sheets
	name = "Between the Sheets"
	description = "A provocatively named classic. Funny enough, doctors recommend drinking it before taking a nap."
	color = "#F4C35A"
	boozepwr = 80
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "seduction"
	glass_icon_state = "between_the_sheets"
	glass_name = "Between the Sheets"
	glass_desc = "The only drink that comes with a label reminding you of Nanotrasen's zero-tolerance promiscuity policy."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/between_the_sheets/on_mob_life(mob/living/L)
	..()
	if(L.IsSleeping())
		if(L.getBruteLoss() && L.getFireLoss()) //If you are damaged by both types, slightly increased healing but it only heals one. The more the merrier wink wink.
			if(prob(50))
				L.adjustBruteLoss(-0.25)
			else
				L.adjustFireLoss(-0.25)
		else if(L.getBruteLoss()) //If you have only one, it still heals but not as well.
			L.adjustBruteLoss(-0.2)
		else if(L.getFireLoss())
			L.adjustFireLoss(-0.2)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/kamikaze
	name = "Kamikaze"
	description = "Divinely windy."
	color = "#EEF191"
	boozepwr = 60
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "divine windiness"
	glass_icon_state = "kamikaze"
	glass_name = "Kamikaze"
	glass_desc = "Divinely windy."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/mojito
	name = "Mojito"
	description = "A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes."
	color = "#DFFAD9"
	boozepwr = 30
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "refreshing mint"
	glass_icon_state = "mojito"
	glass_name = "Mojito"
	glass_desc = "A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fernet
	name = "Fernet"
	description = "An incredibly bitter herbal liqueur used as a digestif."
	color = "#1B2E24" // rgb: 27, 46, 36
	boozepwr = 80
	taste_description = "utter bitterness"
	glass_name = "glass of fernet"
	glass_desc = "A glass of pure Fernet. Only an absolute madman would drink this alone." //Hi Kevum

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fernet/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.nutrition <= NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING)
		M.adjustToxLoss(1*REM, 0)
	M.adjust_nutrition(-5)
	M.overeatduration = 0
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fernet_cola
	name = "Fernet Cola"
	description = "A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition."
	color = "#390600" // rgb: 57, 6,
	boozepwr = 25
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "sweet relief"
	glass_icon_state = "godlyblend"
	glass_name = "glass of fernet cola"
	glass_desc = "A sawed-off cola bottle filled with Fernet Cola. Nothing better after eating like a lardass."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fernet_cola/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.nutrition <= NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING)
		M.adjustToxLoss(0.5*REM, 0)
	M.adjust_nutrition(- 3)
	M.overeatduration = 0
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fanciulli

	name = "Fanciulli"
	description = "What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? Helps you sobers up." //also causes a bit of stamina damage to symbolize the afterdrink lazyness
	color = "#CA933F" // rgb: 202, 147, 63
	boozepwr = -10
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "a sweet sobering mix"
	glass_icon_state = "fanciulli"
	glass_name = "glass of fanciulli"
	glass_desc = "A glass of Fanciulli. It's just Manhattan with Fernet."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fanciulli/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.adjust_nutrition(-5)
	M.overeatduration = 0
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fanciulli/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/M)
	if(M.health > 0)
		M.adjustStaminaLoss(20)
		. = TRUE
	..()


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/branca_menta
	name = "Branca Menta"
	description = "A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour."
	color = "#4B5746" // rgb: 75, 87, 70
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "a bitter freshness"
	glass_icon_state= "minted_fernet"
	glass_name = "glass of branca menta"
	glass_desc = "A glass of Branca Menta, perfect for those lazy and hot sunday summer afternoons." //Get lazy literally by drinking this


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/branca_menta/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.adjust_bodytemperature(-20 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, T0C)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/branca_menta/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/M)
	if(M.health > 0)
		M.adjustStaminaLoss(35)
		. = TRUE
	..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/blank_paper
	name = "Blank Paper"
	description = "A bubbling glass of blank paper. Just looking at it makes you feel fresh."
	nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	color = "#DCDCDC" // rgb: 220, 220, 220
	boozepwr = 20
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "bubbling possibility"
	glass_icon_state = "blank_paper"
	glass_name = "glass of blank paper"
	glass_desc = "A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/blank_paper/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(ishuman(M) && M.job == "Mime")
		M.silent = max(M.silent, MIMEDRINK_SILENCE_DURATION)
		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1,1)
		. = 1
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fruit_wine
	name = "Fruit Wine"
	description = "A wine made from grown plants."
	color = "#FFFFFF"
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "bad coding"
	can_synth = FALSE
	var/list/names = list("null fruit" = 1) //Names of the fruits used. Associative list where name is key, value is the percentage of that fruit.
	var/list/tastes = list("bad coding" = 1) //List of tastes. See above.

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fruit_wine/on_new(list/data)
	names = data["names"]
	tastes = data["tastes"]
	boozepwr = data["boozepwr"]
	color = data["color"]
	generate_data_info(data)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fruit_wine/on_merge(list/data, amount)
	var/diff = (amount/volume)
	if(diff < 1)
		color = BlendRGB(color, data["color"], diff/2) //The percentage difference over two, so that they take average if equal.
	else
		color = BlendRGB(color, data["color"], (1/diff)/2) //Adjust so it's always blending properly.
	var/oldvolume = volume-amount

	var/list/cachednames = data["names"]
	for(var/name in names | cachednames)
		names[name] = ((names[name] * oldvolume) + (cachednames[name] * amount)) / volume

	var/list/cachedtastes = data["tastes"]
	for(var/taste in tastes | cachedtastes)
		tastes[taste] = ((tastes[taste] * oldvolume) + (cachedtastes[taste] * amount)) / volume

	boozepwr *= oldvolume
	var/newzepwr = data["boozepwr"] * amount
	boozepwr += newzepwr
	boozepwr /= volume //Blending boozepwr to volume.
	generate_data_info(data)

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fruit_wine/proc/generate_data_info(list/data)
	var/minimum_percent = 0.15 //Percentages measured between 0 and 1.
	var/list/primary_tastes = list()
	var/list/secondary_tastes = list()
	glass_name = "glass of [name]"
	glass_desc = description
	for(var/taste in tastes)
		switch(tastes[taste])
			if(minimum_percent*2 to INFINITY)
				primary_tastes += taste
			if(minimum_percent to minimum_percent*2)
				secondary_tastes += taste

	var/minimum_name_percent = 0.35
	name = ""
	var/list/names_in_order = sortTim(names, /proc/cmp_numeric_dsc, TRUE)
	var/named = FALSE
	for(var/fruit_name in names)
		if(names[fruit_name] >= minimum_name_percent)
			name += "[fruit_name] "
			named = TRUE
	if(named)
		name += "wine"
	else
		name = "mixed [names_in_order[1]] wine"

	var/alcohol_description
	switch(boozepwr)
		if(120 to INFINITY)
			alcohol_description = "suicidally strong"
		if(90 to 120)
			alcohol_description = "rather strong"
		if(70 to 90)
			alcohol_description = "strong"
		if(40 to 70)
			alcohol_description = "rich"
		if(20 to 40)
			alcohol_description = "mild"
		if(0 to 20)
			alcohol_description = "sweet"
		else
			alcohol_description = "watery" //How the hell did you get negative boozepwr?

	var/list/fruits = list()
	if(names_in_order.len <= 3)
		fruits = names_in_order
	else
		for(var/i in 1 to 3)
			fruits += names_in_order[i]
		fruits += "other plants"
	var/fruit_list = english_list(fruits)
	description = "A [alcohol_description] wine brewed from [fruit_list]."

	var/flavor = ""
	if(!primary_tastes.len)
		primary_tastes = list("[alcohol_description] alcohol")
	flavor += english_list(primary_tastes)
	if(secondary_tastes.len)
		flavor += ", with a hint of "
		flavor += english_list(secondary_tastes)
	taste_description = flavor
	if(holder.my_atom)
		holder.my_atom.on_reagent_change()


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/champagne //How the hell did we not have champagne already!?
	name = "Champagne"
	description = "A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard."
	color = "#ffffc1"
	boozepwr = 40
	taste_description = "auspicious occasions and bad decisions"
	glass_icon_state = "champagne_glass"
	glass_name = "Champagne"
	glass_desc = "The flute clearly displays the slowly rising bubbles."


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/wizz_fizz
	name = "Wizz Fizz"
	description = "A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild."
	color = "#4235d0" //Just pretend that the triple-sec was blue curacao.
	boozepwr = 50
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "friendship! It is magic, after all"
	glass_icon_state = "wizz_fizz"
	glass_name = "Wizz Fizz"
	glass_desc = "The glass bubbles and froths with an almost magical intensity."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/wizz_fizz/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	//A healing drink similar to Quadruple Sec, Ling Stings, and Screwdrivers for the Wizznerds; the check is consistent with the changeling sting
	if(M?.mind?.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/wizard))
		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1,1,1)
		M.adjustOxyLoss(-1,0)
		M.adjustToxLoss(-1,0)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bug_spray
	name = "Bug Spray"
	description = "A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves."
	color = "#33ff33"
	boozepwr = 50
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "the pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos"
	glass_icon_state = "bug_spray"
	glass_name = "Bug Spray"
	glass_desc = "Your eyes begin to water as the sting of alcohol reaches them."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bug_spray/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
//Bugs should not drink Bug spray.
	if(ismoth(M) || isflyperson(M))
		M.adjustToxLoss(1,0)
	return ..()
/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bug_spray/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/carbon/M)

	if(ismoth(M) || isflyperson(M))
		M.emote("scream")
	return ..()


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/applejack
	name = "Applejack"
	description = "The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around."
	color = "#ff6633"
	boozepwr = 20
	taste_description = "an honest day's work at the orchard"
	glass_icon_state = "applejack_glass"
	glass_name = "Applejack"
	glass_desc = "You feel like you could drink this all neight."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/jack_rose
	name = "Jack Rose"
	description = "A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie."
	color = "#ff6633"
	boozepwr = 15
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "a sweet and sour slice of apple"
	glass_icon_state = "jack_rose"
	glass_name = "Jack Rose"
	glass_desc = "Enough of these, and you really will start to suppose your toeses are roses."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/turbo
	name = "Turbo"
	description = "A turbulent cocktail associated with outlaw hoverbike racing. Not for the faint of heart."
	color = "#e94c3a"
	boozepwr = 85
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "the outlaw spirit"
	glass_icon_state = "turbo"
	glass_name = "Turbo"
	glass_desc = "A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/turbo/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(prob(4))
		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[pick("You feel disregard for the rule of law.", "You feel pumped!", "Your head is pounding.", "Your thoughts are racing..")]</span>")
	M.adjustStaminaLoss(-M.drunkenness * 0.25)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/old_timer
	name = "Old Timer"
	description = "An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages."
	color = "#996835"
	boozepwr = 35
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "simpler times"
	glass_icon_state = "old_timer"
	glass_name = "Old Timer"
	glass_desc = "WARNING! May cause premature aging!"

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/old_timer/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(prob(20))
		if(ishuman(M))
			var/mob/living/carbon/human/N = M
			N.age += 1
			if(N.age > 70)
				N.facial_hair_color = "ccc"
				N.hair_color = "ccc"
				N.update_hair()
				if(N.age > 100)
					N.become_nearsighted(type)
					if(N.gender == MALE)
						N.facial_hair_style = "Beard (Very Long)"
						N.update_hair()

				if(N.age > 969) //Best not let people get older than this or i might incur G-ds wrath
					M.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[M] becomes older than any man should be.. and crumbles into dust!</span>")
					M.dust(0,1,0)

	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/rubberneck
	name = "Rubberneck"
	description = "A quality rubberneck should not contain any gross natural ingredients."
	color = "#ffe65b"
	boozepwr = 60
	quality = DRINK_GOOD
	taste_description = "artifical fruityness"
	glass_icon_state = "rubberneck"
	glass_name = "Rubberneck"
	glass_desc = "A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/duplex
	name = "Duplex"
	description = "An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks."
	color = "#50e5cf"
	boozepwr = 25
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "green apples and blue raspberries"
	glass_icon_state = "duplex"
	glass_name = "Duplex"
	glass_desc = "To imbibe one component separately from the other is consider a great faux pas."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/trappist
	name = "Trappist Beer"
	description = "A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks."
	color = "#390c00"
	boozepwr = 40
	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
	taste_description = "dried plums and malt"
	glass_icon_state = "trappistglass"
	glass_name = "Trappist Beer"
	glass_desc = "boozy Catholicism in a glass."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/trappist/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.mind.holy_role)
		M.adjustFireLoss(-2.5, 0)
		M.jitteriness = max(0, M.jitteriness-1)
		M.stuttering = max(0, M.stuttering-1)
	return ..()

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/blazaam
	name = "Blazaam"
	description = "A strange drink that few people seem to remember existing. Doubles as a Berenstain remover."
	boozepwr = 70
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "alternate realities"
	glass_icon_state = "blazaamglass"
	glass_name = "Blazaam"
	glass_desc = "The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover."
	var/stored_teleports = 0

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/blazaam/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.drunkenness > 40)
		if(stored_teleports)
			do_teleport(M, get_turf(M), rand(1,3), channel = TELEPORT_CHANNEL_WORMHOLE)
			stored_teleports--
		if(prob(10))
			stored_teleports += rand(2,6)
			if(prob(70))
				M.vomit()
	return ..()


/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/planet_cracker
	name = "Planet Cracker"
	description = "This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers."
	boozepwr = 50
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "triumph with a hint of bitterness"
	glass_icon_state = "planet_cracker"
	glass_name = "Planet Cracker"
	glass_desc = "Although historians believe the drink was originally created to commemorate the end of an important conflict in man's past, its origins have largely been forgotten and it is today seen more as a general symbol of human supremacy."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cactuscooler
	name = "Cactus Cooler"
	description = "An alcoholic drink created by fermenting cactus, its color is odd looking."
	color = "#78b477" // rgb: 120, 180, 119
	nutriment_factor = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
	boozepwr = 25
	taste_description = "refreshing and cooling"
	glass_icon_state = "glass_green"
	glass_name = "glass of cactus cooler"
	glass_desc = "The byproduct of fermenting a cactus. For those wanting a refreshing drink in a barren wasteland."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cactuscooler/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	if(M.getFireLoss() && prob(10))
		M.heal_bodypart_damage(0, 1)
		. = 1
	return ..() || .

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/painkiller
	name = "Painkiller"
	description = "Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is."
	boozepwr = 20
	color = "#EAD677"
	quality = DRINK_NICE
	taste_description = "sugary tartness"
	glass_icon_state = "painkiller"
	glass_name = "Painkiller"
	glass_desc = "A combination of tropical juices and rum. Surely this will make you feel better."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/pina_colada
	name = "Pina Colada"
	description = "A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum."
	boozepwr = 40
	color = "#FFF1B2"
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "pineapple, coconut, and a hint of the ocean"
	glass_icon_state = "pina_colada"
	glass_name = "Pina Colada"
	glass_desc = "If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain... well, you'll like this drink."

/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/flaming_moe
	name = "Flaming Moe"
	description = "The drink that always keeps you coming back for Moe."
	boozepwr = 38
	color = "#FFF1B2"
	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
	taste_description = "tequila, creme de menthe, and a hint of medicine?"
	glass_icon_state = "Flaming_moe2"
	glass_name = "Flaming Moe"
	glass_desc = "an amazing concoction of various different bar drinks and a secret ingredient"
	
/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/flaming_moe/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
	M.drowsyness = max(M.drowsyness-5, 0)
	M.AdjustStun(-20, FALSE)
	M.AdjustKnockdown(-20, FALSE)
	M.AdjustUnconscious(-20, FALSE)
	M.AdjustImmobilized(-20, FALSE)
	M.AdjustParalyzed(-20, FALSE)
	if(holder.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/toxin/mindbreaker))
		holder.remove_reagent(/datum/reagent/toxin/mindbreaker, 5)
	M.hallucination = max(0, M.hallucination - 10)
	if(prob(30))
		M.adjustToxLoss(1, 0)
		. = 1
	M.adjust_bodytemperature(5 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, 0, BODYTEMP_NORMAL)