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wild things
My mother would kill me if she knew I took the Rover!
875814 My mom would kill me if she knew I took the Rover.
875877 I think it was something else... Suzie says the bust was bullshit...
wild things
No little bitch could ever make me cum.
876005 No little girl can ever make me come.
875797 I think we just need to get wasted.
u turn
You've been a bad girl, Grace!
840737 You been a bad girl, Grace. You took my heart from your Mama, didn't ya? You betrayed her! Like you did me. There ain't no forgivin' ya, girl!
840734 What the hell you doin', Grace?
u turn
Your lies are old but you tell them pretty good.
840544 Your lies are old, but you tell 'em well.
840540 All that uranium, plutonium, fuffonium, fuckononium, assononium, all that "om"!
u turn
And a waitress named Flo.
840284 ...and a waitress named Flo. Christ.
840267 You son of a bitch!
u turn
I bet right now, you don't know if you want to kill me... or fuck me.
840469 Hate's a funny thing. Right now I bet you don't know if you want to kill me, or fuck me.
840483 Women say they don't want to be taken like, really taken -- that's bullshit -- they do.
u turn
Is everyone in this town on drugs?
840308 Make time? Is everybody in this town on drugs?
840319 I was making time with your girl.
u turn
And here I made you all hot and sweaty...
840060 And here I've made you all hot and sweaty.
840064 Well, he offered, and I just couldn't refuse.
ordinary people
Don't admire people too much, they might disappoint you.
585340 Well, don't admire people too much. They'll disappoint you sometimes.
585317 And I don't know if you're really giving.
ordinary people
A little advice about feelings kiddo; don't expect it always to tickle.
584701 A little advice about feeling, kiddo... Don't expect it always to tickle.
584902 I mean there's someone besides your mother you've got to forgive.
fletch
Thank god, the... police.
288126 Thank God, the police.
288115 then I figured it.
fletch
Look, defenseless babies!
287669 Look! Defenseless babies!
287664 I hate this.
ali
Don King talks black, lives white and thinks green.
27572 Don King talks black, lives white and thinks green! Why you defending him and "brother" Herbert?
27574 And now they got you up against George Foreman.
ali
Ain't no Vietcong ever called me nigger.
27257 No Vietcong ever called me nigger.
27238 I'm no Stokely Carmichael, H. Rap Brown...
ali
You look like the heavyweight champion of pimps.
27402 ...what Heavyweight Champion of the World? I'm not the champ. I am retired, finished, out of the game. And I ain't gonna let myself grieve and suffer none. But I know I will not fight again...
27394 There's no "back" to take you to...
bruce almighty
I saw it, and it was *good*!
149439 And he saw that it was good.
149462 What if God was one of us.
bruce almighty
I'm Bruce Nolan with Eyewitness Nose... Eyewitness Nose... that's right!
149279 I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness news. Back to you fuckers 1
149267 Well, I guess that's the way life works, isn't it?
bruce almighty
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
149168 And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
149164 Any word on the open anchor position, Jack?
fantastic voyage
You'll wind up a Hindu; and love all forms of life, no matter how small.
276229 You'll wind up a Hindu. Respecting all forms of life -- however small...
276054 They'll make up some time, once they get through that and reach the Pleural Cavity.
fantastic voyage
How much can a man give to his country?
275858 How much can a man give to his country?
275855 Where can I get a cab back to town?
mr blandings builds his dream house
I kind of felt that he kind of felt that if I kind of told you that you'd know that he knew that you knew... or something.
540098 ...that if I told you, you'd know that he knew that you knew that he knew... that you knew... or something.
540096 Well, he didn't say in so many words that ever since you started with that house you haven't turned in a decent piece of copy, but --
mr blandings builds his dream house
You've been taken to the cleaners, and you don't even know your pants are off.
539744 You! You've been taken to the cleaners and you don't even know your pants are off!
539752 And besides, you're not getting fifty acres, you're only getting thirty- five, more or less.
mr blandings builds his dream house
So you hit a spring, a bubbling spring... right here, in our cellar.
540108 You mean you hit a spring, a bubbling spring right here in our cellar?
540089 With a few minor deviations I know exactly where every penny is going --
new nightmare
God wouldn't take me.
557374 God wouldn't take me.
557394 Five six, grab your crucifix...
new nightmare
Dylan... until mommy gets back... whatever you do don't fall asleep.
557521 Promise. Cross my heart. But until Mommy gets back, Dylan, whatever you do, don't fall asleep.
557553 He doesn't have to be awake to be on his feet.
heavy metal
I am Ard... Supreme Leader of The Revolution and Next Ruler of The World.
365841 I am Ard - supreme leader of the revolution and the next ruler of the world.
365859 You will go with him to the Queen's castle and steal the Loc-Nar.
heavy metal
There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!
365814 There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hangin' out!
365821 I kept thinking I was going to run out of air, but my new body worked great.
heavy metal
If you refuse, you die; she dies... everybody dies!
365861 If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies.
365854 She's sleeping, but only I can awaken her.
go
If you were any less black, you'd be clear.
325466 If you were any less black, you would be clear.
325653 If you let them in here, they will kill you.
go
I'm not a bathroom attendant!
325537 I am not a bathroom attendant!
325519 We've been here five minutes.
grosse pointe blank
If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.
344705 If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there. I don't care about that stuff, anyway.
344813 I thought you know... maybe seeing you, some friends, my house... of course now a 7-11--
grosse pointe blank
Don't tease me, you know what I do for a living.
344646 Don't tease me. You know what I do for a living.
344626 And you could be... sort of like... a father figure to me....
grosse pointe blank
I'll go put these in some rubbing alcohol.
344971 Here. Let me put these in some rubbing alcohol.
345059 We haven't seen each other since high school.
psycho
Well, a son is a poor substitute for a lover.
621677 A son is a poor substitute for a lover.
621685 She's as harmless as... one of these stuffed birds.
psycho
We're always quickest to doubt people who have a reputation for being honest.
621776 We're always quickest to doubt people who have a record for being honest. I think she's here, Miss Crane. Where there's a boyfriend... She won't be back there among the nuts and bolts... but she'll be in this town... somewhere. I'll find her.
621879 Look, this isn't much, but it might make you feel a little better.
psycho
She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother.
621872 That's all right. maybe she could have fooled me. But... She didn't fool my mother.
621877 There's just so much pushing I can take and I think...
psycho
I'll lick the stamps.
621491 I'll lick the stamps.
621493 I'm thinking of it.
psycho
I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing.
621859 I guess I've got one of those faces you can't help believing.
621851 I'm sorry, I have work to do, Mr... if you don't mind...
psycho
Well, if it doesn't jell, it isn't aspic, and this ain't jellin'!
621852 I do mind. If it don't jell, it ain't aspic! This ain't jelling.
621798 This is the first one that looked like it was hiding from the world at large.
rachel getting married
All you young people who applauded can go fuck yourselves!
629931 You young people should all go fuck yourselves.
629925 But you don't know shit about loading a dishwasher.
angel eyes
I brought you nectarines cause the peaches were hard as rocks
57813 I got you nectarines because the peaches are hard as rocks.
58567 And then we all smiled, and it was a great minute.
pitch black
Like I said, it ain't me you gotta worry about.
605415 Like I said. Ain't me you gotta worry about.
605381 Well, guess if it was trickeration he'd just do me, huh?
pitch black
Did not know who he was fuckin' with.
605666 Didn't know who he was fuckin' with.
605692 Some shade of grey my eyes don't see.
pitch black
You're dancing on razor blades here.
605366 Dancin' on razor blades here...
605356 Okay, maybe that's a good thing.
pitch black
I said I'd die for them not you Come on!
605739 C'mon, Riddick -- said I'd die for them, not you.
605642 We're just here to carry your light, aren't we?
sling blade
Reckon you make me some biscuits.
701684 Do you reckon you can make me some biscuits?
701696 Me and him's made friends.
sling blade
I like them French fried potaters.
701361 I like them french-fried potaters.
701374 Yeah, they's good all right.
sling blade
A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.
701198 A shovel just makes too goddamn much racket.
701992 By the way, how was it out there?
lone star
Ben, if you mixed drinks that way you mixed metaphors, you'd be out of a job...
482894 You mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job.
482919 Do either of you have any idea when they stopped using that site as a rifle range?
lone star
Son, you got a talent for stating the obvious.
483227 You got a talent for statin' the obvious, son Muchachos! Venga afuera!Brazos arribas!
483225 Little greaser sonofabitch been running a goddarn bus service.
lone star
If I met you for the first time today, I'd still want to be with you.
483592 If I met you for the first time today, I'd still want to be with you.
482987 When you backed me you needed somebody named Deeds to bump the other fella out of office.
tremors
I've got a goddamn plan!
825679 We got a plan!
825672 No way they could stop it.
tremors
I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War 3.
825730 I wouldn't give you a gun if it was World War Three.
825381 We go out, we find those damn snake things, we make 'em extinct.
jackie brown
Is white guilt supposed to make me forget that I run a business?
423545 Is white guilt supposed to make me forget I'm running a business?
423539 If I don't see it in front of me, you're right.
jackie brown
You know, a good cop will never let you know he knows you're full of shit.
424292 You know, a good cop won't let you know he knows you're fulla shit.
424424 Excuse me, but my wife thinks she left a bag of beach towels in the fitting room?
jackie brown
Half a million dollars will always be missed.
424056 A half-a-million dollars will always be missed.
424050 I know the type, trust me on this.
jackie brown
Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!
423695 Shut your raggedy ass up and sit down.
423687 The cops didn't try and strangle my ass.
jackie brown
My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
424622 My ass be dumb, but I'm not a dumbass. Go sit over there on the couch.
424638 That's why she's givin' up my money huh?
jackie brown
You can't trust Melanie but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie.
424158 You can't trust Melanie. But you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie.
424148 If this is about you fucked Melanie, I don't give a damn.
get shorty
Don't you puke on my shoes Harry.
314827 Don't you puke on my shoes, Harry.
314828 I need you to do me a favor .
get shorty
They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.
314766 They say the fuckin' smog's the reason you have such beautiful sunsets.
315062 Took the poor asshole's money and put it in a locker, ready to go.
get shorty
The guy's been in town two days, and already he thinks he's David O. Fucking Selznick.
314654 Man's in town two days, thinks he's David O. fucking Selznick.
314170 Because they're not the type of guys would take it with any degree of understanding or restraint.
get shorty
I got an idea for a movie.
314076 I think I got an idea for a movie.
314084 The door from the patio, in back.
get shorty
Where's Chili Palmer, where's Leo DeVoe... *where's* my fuckin' money?
314799 Where's Leo Devoe? Where's Chili Palmer? Where's my fuckin' money?
315064 Forget all the bullshit from before -- I don't even remember how it started.
get shorty
I'm the guy who's telling you the way it is.
314253 I'm the one telling you how it is. That's not too hard to figure out, is it?
314226 You're gonna be here, behind 'em when they sit down.
get shorty
What is the point of living in L.A. if you're not in the movie business?
314504 I mean, what's the point of living in L.A. if you're not in the movie business?
314583 You must be makin' some big deals, doin' lunch in a place like this?
trouble in paradise
Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?
827838 You remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople and walked out <u>with</u> the Bank of Constantinople?
828140 But you know, madame, the stock market, bank crash ... To make a long story short--a member of the nouveaux poor.
trouble in paradise
I came here to rob you, but unfortunately I fell in love with you.
828745 I came here to rob you--but unfortunately I fell in love with you. Mariette!
828646 Let's see-- You will be exactly eighty-seven when you come out of prison.
watchmen
Just a matter of time, I suppose.
860385 Just a matter of time, I suppose. With sudden, blinding speed, Blake WHIPS the SAUCER from under his cup, sending it FLYING like a saw-blade. The Intruder BATS IT out of the air with even quicker reflexes, but the act buys Blake time to pull a PISTOL with a SILENCER from a hollowed out STEREO SPEAKER. He's a pro . but so is our Intruder. Before Blake can get a shot off, the Intruder is already upon him, SNATCHING the gun out of Blake's hand-- --Blake PUNCHES the Intruder in the chest plate--the Intruder drops the gun. Blake fights. Not like an old man, but like the trained killer he is. But the Intruder is much, much faster. Younger. Deadlier. He SMASHES Blake with an elbow to the head. Blake falls. BLOOD blurs his vision. The Intruder picks Blake up off the ground. Brings him to the window with the great New York view. Thirty stories up. Blake looks the Intruder in the eye . and starts laughing. Hysterical.
860386 I always thought I knew the punchline.
four rooms
We did it right there in the big cauldron.
290929 We did it right there, in the big cauldron!
290896 She had lovers, but she saved that for marriage.
four rooms
How can I stop talking about something that's so HUGE?
291119 It's hard to stop talking about something so huge. I could go on and on about his cock, bone, nob, bishop, wang, thang, hotrod. Hump mobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong, dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy, prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee, wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third- leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick.
291059 You look so much more attractive when you're self- assured.
four rooms
Unfortunately, you don't have the balls to back up the actions of your huge cock.
291110 What didn't you do, stick man? Unfortunately, you don't have the balls to back up the actions of your huge cock.
291115 Put it this way, God made up for what he did to Gumby with Ted here.
four rooms
There's no needles here kid, just a big fucking gun!
291010 What? We ain't got any needles here, kid. Just a big fucking gun.
291021 You always gotta get the last word, don't you?
the crow salvation
The dead can return given sufficent motivation.
202496 The dead can return, given sufficient motivation. And Corvis has that.
202500 Won't stop until he finds it.
the crow salvation
Gas, spark, bad combination.
202582 Spark, gas... bad combination. And it's not this leak here, that's the least of your worries.
202592 I'm losing you.
lord of the rings the two towers
We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
487281 We be nice to them if they be nice to us. Take it off us. We swears to do what you wants. We swears.
488040 And then we take the precious and we be the master.
lord of the rings the two towers
You could have picked a better spot.
487873 You could have picked a better spot.
487825 This is no rabble of mindless Orcs.
lord of the rings the two towers
Don't follow the lights.
487429 Dont follow the lights!
487424 Elves and men and orcses.
lord of the rings the two towers
There is no promise you can make that I can trust.
487282 Theres no promise you can make that I can trust.
487769 And two men, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and Boromir of Gondor.
lord of the rings the two towers
I know your face, Eowyn.
487546 I know your face. Éowyn
Éowyn.
487702 Get the wounded on horses.
lord of the rings the two towers
You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.
487523 Youll find more cheer in a graveyard.
487536 I would stay still, if I were you.
lord of the rings the two towers
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
487540 I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
487561 His spirit will find its way to the halls of your fathers.
lord of the rings the two towers
Sneaky little hobbitses.
487795 Filthy little hobbitses. They stole it from us.
487635 Servants of Sauron.
lord of the rings the two towers
But that one counts as mine!
487693 Argh! That one counts as mine!
487394 What madness drove them in there?
lord of the rings the two towers
Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?
487334 Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind. Can you not see? Your uncle is wearied by your malcontent, your war-mongering.
487532 Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear.
lord of the rings the two towers
Bring your pretty face to my axe.
487692 Bring your pretty face to my axe!
487459 The air is so close in here.
the pacifier
I just got my eyebrows done!
589516 Just... had eyebrows... done.
589514 But I've got some C4.
american splendor
I think we should skip the whole courtship thing and just get married.
50750 Harvey, we better skip this whole courtship thing and just get married.
50802 I'll have you know that I come from a very dysfunctional family.
american splendor
I consider myself a nerd.
50774 Yes, I consider myself a nerd. And this movie has uplifted me. There's this one scene where a nerd grabs the microphone during a pep rally and announces that he is a nerd and that he is proud of it and stands up for the rights of other nerds. Then, he asks the kids at the pep rally who think they are nerds to come forward... So nearly everyone in the place does. That's the way the movie ends.
50768 I already saw it once.
excalibur
The future has taken root in the present.
267326 It is done. The future has found root in the present.
267359 But it'll take another, a greater king...
excalibur
Good and evil, there never is one without the other.
267632 Good and evil; there is never one without the other.
267634 Never where you expect it, that's all I know.
jason lives: friday the 13th part vi
Don't piss me off, junior, or I WILL repaint this office with your brains.
426097 Don't piss me off, junior. Or I will repaint this office with your brains.
426460 I gotta go break the news to Megan's friends about what's happened.
jay and silent bob strike back
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!
431509 Ladies, ladies, ladies! Jay and Silent Bob are in the Hizz-ouse!!!
431665 It does what ever the fuck I tell it to do!
jay and silent bob strike back
Just call me Darth Balls... Bong.
432052 Call me Darth Balls. Bunngg.
432015 This was a good idea, Lunchbox.
jay and silent bob strike back
Are we gonna have a problem... again?
431950 Are we gonna have a problem, again?
431955 Will, what're we gonna do now?
jay and silent bob strike back
Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!
431960 Affleck, you're the bomb in Phantoms, yo.
431904 Well what are you waiting for, bitch?
jay and silent bob strike back
I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.
432053 I think George Lucas is going to sue somebody--
432041 Neither did I. Shit, neither did the studio.
jay and silent bob strike back
I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!
432088 Yo--I hope one of 'em rips the other one's shirt off and we see some tit.
432071 Hey, I wanted to go down, but I was waiting until I got to know her a little better.
jay and silent bob strike back
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls
431632 I'm gonna finger-fuck her tight little asshole! Finger-bang and tea-bang my balls--in her mouth! Where? Where? In her mouth--balls-a-plenty in her mouth! Balls, balls, sweaty balls--
431745 You'll have to be faster than Walt Flanagan's Dog to outrun the warrior gorillas, who hunt humans for sport, profit, and the occasional inter- species blow-job.
jay and silent bob strike back
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
431508 Dude--I think I just filled the cup.
431484 And we got just the thing for that.
jay and silent bob strike back
I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
432183 You know, I don't get out to the movies much. But I'd have to say Bluntman and Chronic was Blunt-tastic!
432059 These men are the leaders of a terrorist organization wanted for the abduction of a monkey.
interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
You lack the courage of your convictions sir, do it.
411583 You lack the courage of your convictions, sir. Do it.
411584 I invited it, a release from the pain of living...
interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
So you want me to tell you the story of my life?
411547 So you want me to tell you the story of my life...
411549 You'd have to have a lot of tape for my story.
interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
So it was, when I'd given up the search for vampires, that a vampire found me.
412072 So it was when I had given up the search for vampires that a vampire found me...
412044 I think the very name of Paris brought a rush of pleasure to me that was extraordinary.
interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
A little child she was, but also a fierce killer, now capable of the ruthless pursuit of blood with all a child's demanding.
411860 A little child she was, but also a fierce killer, now capable of the ruthless pursuit of blood with all a child's demanding.
411806 ...and finally, when I could stand it no longer, I stood in an empty desolate street and heard the sound of a child crying.
interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
My God, I've failed again.
412344 Dear God. I've failed again, haven't I?
412339 Do what you want with it.
interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
All I need to find you Louis, is follow the corpses of rats.
411814 All I need to find you Louis is follow the corpses of rats.
411817 And you will feel as you felt with that child in your arms.
interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
We are predators, Whose all seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment.
411784 Vampires are killers. Predators, who's all seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment.
411687 Your income from cotton alone will keep us in comfort for a century.
interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
Goodnight sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest.
411996 Goodnight, sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest.
411924 Tell me how it came to be that I am this... thing...
cellular
Do you want to die here?
164736 Do you want to die here?
165368 Just give me the goddamn disc!
final destination
I won't let it happen, okay?
284189 Hey, I won't let it happen, okay.
284179 After Lewton, you should've been next.
final destination
I got this feeling... a weird feeling.
283884 I got this... feeling... a weird feeling... I can't explain it...
283876 You think I'm some sort of...
final destination
I knew I shoulda hit on Tammy in the pool that time.
284140 Shoulda felt up Tammy in the pool, that time...
284162 I am... so close to puking, you don't wanna know.
frankenstein
Don't bother to scream.
294219 Don't bother to scream.
294264 We fell from grace together.
frankenstein
I'd keep my promises if I were you.
294225 I keep my promises.
294236 I'm sure the lady knows her own mind.
10 things i hate about you
Who knocked up your sister?
1181 Who knocked up your sister?
1252 What 're you talking about?
10 things i hate about you
Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.
1331 Just because you're beautiful, doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.
1215 What kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?
10 things i hate about you
Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed.
1258 Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.
1313 You don't strike me as the type that would ask permission.
10 things i hate about you
And I'm BACK IN THE GAME!
1332 And I'm back in the saddle.
1253 She's partial to Joey, not me
10 things i hate about you
I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.
733 I guess the school board thinks because Hemingway's male and an asshole, he's worthy of our time
1681 I'd like to call your attention to Patrick Verona's stunning bad-ass look of 1995 ---
10 things i hate about you
I have a dick on my face, don't I?
876 I have a dick on my face, don't I?
1015 Patrick, Pat, you're not looking at the big picture.
10 things i hate about you
You're not as vile as I thought you were.
1322 You know -- you're not as vile as I thought you were.
1318 He just wants me to be someone I'm not.
10 things i hate about you
It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
1667 You know -- it's not every day you find a girl who'll flash her tits to get you out of detention.
897 Well, you know -- there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good...
10 things i hate about you
Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
984 Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.
986 So get your ass on hers by the end of the week.
10 things i hate about you
Oh wait... was that... did your hairline just recede?
1184 Wait -- was that?-- Did your hairline just recede?
1248 Okay, I'll just sleep but stay awake, okay?
10 things i hate about you
Remove head from sphincter, then drive!
788 Remove head from sphincter! Then pedal!
809 Ask Bianca who drove her home
the bourne ultimatum
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!
138759 Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
138779 Get the asset out of there ...
the bourne ultimatum
Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.
138900 Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.
138945 Run all calls through here with an iso on 117
the bourne ultimatum
You'd better get yourself a good lawyer.
139127 You better get a good lawyer.
139120 It's better if we do this together.
heist
She could talk her way out of a sunburn.
367634 She could talk her way outta a sunburn.
367407 Yeah, well, that's a Hazard of the jjj...
sex and the city
And we were dressed from head to toe in love... the only label that never goes out of style.
681547 And that's the one label -- that never goes out of style.
681268 For the last five months I've been thinking that it's a huge mistake that you left Steve.
sex and the city
Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
680813 Charlotte had pudding in her Prada.
680817 When something is really, really funny.
sex and the city
Your two best friends just got screwed over by their guys, how could you not be distant?
680933 Okay. I'll talk about it. Your best friends get screwed over by their guys -- how can you not get distant?
680937 Seriously -- all I do is work -- and you run off to New York every chance you get.
sex and the city
Yeah, it's all so hot three days in!
680837 It's all so hot -- three days in.
680796 I let the sex go out of our marriage!
sex and the city
Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
681229 I'm just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
681336 Smith is interested - but the dates will have to work with the series.
sex and the city
Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me.
680745 There's the silver lining. A honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that's pre-paid on my credit card because I wanted to surprise the man who jilted me.
680740 Well, if you change your minds, I know where we can get one hundred beef, seventy-five fish and twenty- five vegetarian meals.
sex and the city
It's the last single girl kiss.
680456 Well, I'm hardly the last single girl.
680453 Enid -- I'm so very flattered but--
sex and the city
What does your gut tell you?
681385 What does your gut tell you?
681374 Why didn't you say something?
sex and the city
It wasn't logic, it was love.
681504 It wasn't logic -- it was love.
681541 And speaking of an oldie but goodie...
sex and the city
Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking.
680595 Hey "dick wad"... I'm speaking.
680588 ... We never kiss and tell.
sex and the city
Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
680457 No, but forty is the last age you can see a woman photographed in a wedding gown without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
680452 It's a once in a lifetime opportunity - so spare me a week of faux soul-searching and just say yes.
sex and the city
Some labels are best left in the closet.
681535 Maybe some labels are best left in the closet...
681534 It wasn't a fancy designer reception either.
sex and the city
It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
681436 It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
681460 He said he wrote because he didn't have your phone number.
sex and the city
Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
680824 Does that mean saying his name fifty times more a day than I say my own? Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? Is it all about the other person? Is that love?
680934 It's more than that -- lately, I haven't been feeling a connection to --
sex and the city
Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love.
680085 Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two "L's": labels and love.
681470 I had told Louise to put Big in a place where I would never have to hear from him again.
sex and the city
Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
681524 Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours.
681528 Which is why I called them.
sex and the city
I know, my head's in the Witness Protection Program.
681028 That's the point. My head is the witness protection program.
680993 And in the subject box: two words: I'm sorry.
sex and the city
I curse the day you were born!
681197 I curse the day you were born.
681102 I've got everything I ever wanted.
this boy's life
Here I am, you lucky people!
803522 Here I am, you lucky people!
803438 It's a test of skill.
this boy's life
Well... You can want in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills first.
803876 Well, want in one hand and shit in the other -- see which gets full first.
803621 You gonna say you wouldn't join the Scouts because... him didn't wike his widdle uniform?
this boy's life
Why, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, wo-o-o!
804050 Ooooooh, oh, I'm so scared. Oooh.
804073 Well, he's got about as much chance of one as of the other.
this boy's life
You left the cap off the toothpaste again.
803977 You left the lid off the damn toothpaste again.
803963 Spat on the floor as I walked by.
star trek nemesis
To absent friends... To family.
732619 To absent friends... o family.
732595 You have the bridge, Commander.
star trek nemesis
You have the bridge... Mr. Troi.
731937 You have the bridge, Mister Troi!
731932 Data, Worf, you're with me.
star trek nemesis
You're too slow, old man.
732456 You're too slow, old man. Attack pattern Shinzon Theta.
732466 And you can't contact Starfleet.
star trek nemesis
For now we see but through a glass darkly.
732432 "For now we see but through a glass darkly..." He said he's a mirror.
732442 We'll never know what Shinzon might have been.
star trek nemesis
I will always be puzzled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities.
731940 I will always be baffled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities.
731871 I believe my memory engrams would sense the absence of your specific reactions and behavior.
star trek nemesis
Ladies and gentlemen, and invited transgendered species...
731843 Ladies and Gentlemen and invited Tran gendered species... In my study of Terran and Betazoid conjugal rites I have discovered it is traditional to present the "happy couple" with a gift. Given Commander Riker's affection for archaic musical forms I have elected to present the following as my gift in honor of their conjugation.
732598 Geordi, if you will come with me.
star trek nemesis
Can you learn to see in the dark, Captain?
732448 Can you learn to see in the dark, Captain?
732472 I have little interest in your quaint vessel, Captain.
star trek nemesis
You know, all things considered, Data, I think you have nicer eyes.
731981 I think you have nicer eyes.
732241 It has the ability to consume organic material at the subatomic level.
star trek nemesis
I think it's time to try some unsafe velocities.
731971 Shall we try some "unsafe velocities?"
731922 No cold feet, or any other parts of our anatomy.
star trek nemesis
Some ideals are worth dying for, aren't they, Jean-Luc?
732583 Some ideals are worth dying for, aren't they, Jean Luc?
732565 Why should the rest of your crew have to die?
star trek nemesis
Why do you have a shiny head?
731967 You have a shiny head.
731963 I have two arms and ten fingers.
the wizard of oz
Professor Marvel never guesses, he knows!
879687 Professor Marvel never guesses -- he knows! Now, why are you running away?
879684 Well, well, well -- house guests, huh?
the wizard of oz
Unusual weather we're having, ain't it?
880130 Oh -- unusual weather we're having, ain't it?
880220 I'd be monarch of all I survey....
the wizard of oz
How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
880485 How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
880480 Ah -- now we've got them!
the wizard of oz
Where do you want to be oiled first?
879954 Where do you want to be oiled first?
879989 We've come such a long way already.
the wizard of oz
A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.
880584 ...that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
880610 Times being what they were, I accepted the job, -- retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick get-away.
the wizard of oz
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
880534 ...attention to that man behind the curtain. Go - before I lose my temper! The Great and Powerful ---....
880272 Tap - tap - tap - tap - What was that - that - that?
the wizard of oz
I can barely hear my heart beating!
880208 I can fairly hear my heart beating!
880204 That's what the other man said.
the wizard of oz
To confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with my brother wizards.
880613 To confer, converse, and otherwise hob- nob with my brother wizards. And I hereby decree that until what time -- if any -- that I return, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead...assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart...and the Lion -- by virtue of his courage! Obey them as you would me! And - ah - well, that's all.
880577 You are now a member of the Legion of Courage!
the wizard of oz
I think I'll miss you most of all.
880650 I think I'll miss you most of all.
880646 Oh, dear -- that's too wonderful to be true!
the wizard of oz
I've got a witch mad at me and you might get into trouble!
879916 But maybe you'd better not. I've got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble.
879865 Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind?
the wizard of oz
Only bad witches are ugly.
879766 Only bad witches are ugly.
879773 She brings you good news.
the nines
He's not coming back.
566846 He's not coming back.
566928 If I had a horse...
man trouble
I look upon a woman as a whole.
505364 Because I look upon a woman as a whole.
505399 Ask her the name of the first hospital.
man trouble
Here I am, sitting in the center of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it!
505115 Jesus, here I am, sitting in the center of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it...
505450 I want to get a hold of this top private investigator, who's a close, personal friend of mine, okay, and get him to find out who this doctor is.
wall street
I guess your Dad isn't on the Board of Directors of *that* company, is he?
857485 I guess your father's not a union representative on that company.
857513 Then call this number -- 555-7617: tell the man "blue horseshoe loves Anacott Steel..." You scored, Buddy!
wall street
Sure went down the toilet with that ugly bitch.
857476 Boy, we sure went down the toilet on that ugly bitch. If we were Japs, we'd have to stay with our aircraft.
857534 Tell Mr. Ehrlich I've got important financial news!
wall street
You gonna tell me the difference between this guy and that guy is luck?
857504 You really think the difference 'tween this guy and that guy is luck? Mohammed, pull over.
857454 Use a stop loss so your downside is 50,000, and buy yourself a decent suit.
wall street
The most valuable commodity I know of is information.
857487 The most valuable commodity I know of is information. Wouldn't you agree on that?
857489 'Cause they're sheep -- and the sheep get slaughtered.
wall street
I'm gonna make you rich, Bud Fox.
857659 Yeah, I'm gonna make you rich, Bud Fox. I'm gonna make you rich enough you can afford a girl like Darien. Remember, power is the best aphrodisiac. This is your wake-up call. Go to work.
857655 It's been wired to you -- play with it.
wall street
We're all just one trade away from humility.
857729 ...we're all just one trade away from humility, Buddy...
857769 ...things are so bad, even the liars are complaining.
wall street
It's not always the most popular person who gets the job done.
857810 It's not always the most popular guy who gets the job done. You got losses of 20 to 30 million dollars, dividends cut to zero, you're getting squeezed to death by the majors. Present management may not be the worst scum of the earth, but they're the ones who've put you on a kamikaze course, and pretty soon everybody's going to be scrambling for the parachutes. Only there aren't enough to go around. Management has them. You don't. If they throw Bluestar into Chapter 11--which I think they will--then they can use bankruptcy laws to break your unions and your contracts and throw you guys off the property.
857726 Well in my book, you either do it right or you get eliminated.
top gun
Gutsiest move I ever saw, Mav.
819191 Gutsiest move I ever saw.
819077 I died enough for one night.
top gun
That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.
819237 Ya know, that was the best flying I've seen since Nam... ...Right up to that part where you got killed.
819434 I think that if you do, if you choose to come back, you'll be a better pilot... a better man.
the birds
Don't they ever stop migrating?
111766 Don't they ever stop migrating?
111753 Did you find her all right?
shock treatment
Alimony is just another word for RAPE.
690318 Alimony is just another word for rape!
690182 They had a very popular series together.
shock treatment
But the false promise of a new dawn usually leads to a most bloody sunset.
690548 Yes, Betty. But the false promise of a new dawn is usually followed by a most bloody sunset.
690309 ...remarkable that his 'Faith Factory' is being financed by an entire nation's indigestion.
basic instinct
You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?
91590 You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?
91563 I wanted to write a book about the murder of a retired rock star.
basic instinct
Everyone that she plays with dies.
91870 Everybody that she plays with dies.
91908 I went over to your place.
austin powers: international man of mystery
Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe right here?
73512 Why take the escalator when I could take a canoe?
73326 Listen, Vanessa, I'm a swinger... That's what I do, I swing.
austin powers: international man of mystery
I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
73381 All right then... ...FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!
73336 I was therefore by definition only partially frozen.
austin powers: international man of mystery
That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!
73623 That's not your mother, that's a man!
73613 Maybe these photographs are the last piece of that puzzle.
austin powers: international man of mystery
This is Frau Farbissina, founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army.
73358 ...founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army. Random Task...
73350 Some of you I know, some of you I'm meeting for the first time.
austin powers: international man of mystery
Does that make you HORNY?
73753 Does that make you horny?
73803 All right, I get it.
austin powers: international man of mystery
There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.
73895 Really, there's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.
73891 You're thin, I'm about forty pounds overweight.
austin powers: international man of mystery
Au contraire baby, you can't resist me.
73854 Au contraire, I think you can't resist me.
73856 It's not what it looks like, Vanessa.
the getaway
You run the job, but I run the show.
315223 You run the job, but I run the show. You got two weeks to set it up.
315356 Your wife told me no one would be killed.
all about eve
This beats all records for running, standing or jumping gall.
33984 This beats all world's records for running, standing and jumping gall!
34007 - and easy or not, I won't believe a word.