Huohhhh. fuwwy stwing twansfowmew ;3
This is a port of the logic behind @Nepeta's cursed OWO into JavaScript. This project has also, in turn, been ported into Go, Raku, Python and C#.
npm i @zuzak/owo
const owo = require('@zuzak/owo')
console.log(owo('I have no mouth and I must scream'))
// HIIII! I haz nu mouth and I must scweam XDDD
console.log(owo.translate('I have no mouth and I must scream'))
// I haz nu mouth and I must scweam