Based on Nick Charlton's tutorial. Many thanks for his hard work.
- lsb-release
- figlet
- lolcat
- python-apt
These can be installed with sudo apt-get install lsb-release figlet lolcat python-apt on debian
Note: Lolcat gets installed to /usr/games/ in a lot of cases so it may be necessary to run ln -s $(which lolcat) /usr/local/bin/ to link it back to a normal bin location
To run, simply ./setup.sh. I highly recommend you look at what it does before you arbitrarily run it, as it require sudo access.
In the sshd config you disable PrintMotd and enable PrintLastLog