Bebusy (.js)

What does it look like?

You shall use this plugin, when you ..

.. are a lazy motherfucker who browses cats on Facebook
.. have a project deadline straight ahead
.. read a lot of blogs about productivity while procrastinating

How to install this bastardizations?

> sudo npm install -g bebusy
> bebusy

Feedback from fans

“OMG your bebusy lib is awesome,
I'll install it at work tomorrow so that I can work on my presentation for Thursday”
— Olivier X.

This is a python script that printing random messages into your Terminal,
so you look very busy, inspired by bebusy.js. You are gonna love it.
— bebusy.py by skyline75489

Sometimes I just run Bebusy and masturbate at work. My boss and my colleagues
never figured out! Thanks, BeBusy!
— No one

Developer's productivity based on time

Coded by Samuel Ondrek & inspirated by Pablo in Paris.
If When you find yourself fired, please don't contact me.