House, M.C.

Markov chain text generator based on everything Dr. Gregory House ever said.

Examples:

• "Listen, Vogler's suggestion was idiotic — we're amazing."
• "I need to look there, cut it off."
• "It's a parasite. Because if we can confirm an infection from the bus."
• "Hi. Guess I should have told her that every day should be naked pictures."
• "What did I fire you. BOO! Just tell them how appalling the doctor."

Files:

• HouseMD.ipynb is a Jupyter/IPython notebook with the code and some sample results.
• HouseMD.py is essentially the same code, but meant to be run at the command line, with an optional argument for text length. For example, type "python HouseMC.py 30" for a quote that's about 3 times as long as the default.
• filenames.txt contains a list that is needed to run either version of the script.

Note: Running this script will use about 36 MB of disk space the first time.