This is the best FAIL app on the market.  Press the blue button for the familiar game show horns playing "bom bom bom bom woooooo".

Based on the website http://www.bombombombomwooooo.com by PacDude Games.

UPDATE: Apple rejected this app due to "lack of user functionality" so it isn't even on the market.  The Android version is up though.

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