sentences-DoorBot.md

DoorBot

This character has 1985 sentences.

Index	Sentence ID	Wave ID	Sentence
0	925	924	Chocolates!
1	931	930	Chocolates!
2	923	922	Jelly Babies!
3	929	928	Jelly Babies!
4	927	926	Pistachio nuts!
5	933	932	Pistachio nuts!
6	2017	2016	That I do believe is Titania's Mouth.
7	2015	2014	That's a RowBot.
8	1599	1598	It hurts me deeply to see you in such distress.
9	1601	1600	Is there anything I can do that might help?
10	1603	1602	I am most terribly, terribly sorry.
11	1927	1926	I do believe it's one of the Maitre d'Bot's arms. I think it's holding the Auditory Center.
12	1929	1928	I suspect it's the Maitre d'Bot's other arm. It's holding some kind of key.
13	1919	1918	That is D'Astragaaar the Maitre d'Bot.
14	1921	1920	That is a napkin.
15	1925	1924	That I suspect is a note of some kind.
16	1923	1922	That, unless I'm mistaken, is Scraliontis.
17	1937	1936	That looks like one of Titania's Eyes.
18	1933	1932	That is one of the TV's.
19	1935	1934	That is the other TV.
20	1591	1590	I wish I could do something but I'm afraid it's not within my power.
21	1593	1592	Perhaps if you were First Class you'd feel better about things?
22	1595	1594	I sympathize completely.
23	1597	1596	I'm sorry to hear that.
24	1945	1944	That looks like chocolate to me.
25	1951	1950	That I believe is one of Titania's Ears.
26	1947	1946	I believe those are fruit drops.
27	1943	1942	Those look rather like jelly babies to me.
28	1949	1948	They appear to be pistachio nuts.
29	1587	1586	Not to worry. The likes and dislikes of SGT passengers are not considered to be important.
30	1589	1588	Perhaps, dear guest, you should remember that you're not only 3rd class but you're also having a free ride.
31	1543	1542	All the time.
32	1959	1958	I think that's a hose.
33	1957	1956	I do believe that's the Speech Center.
34	1955	1954	I think those are the Weather Controls.
35	1671	1670	Have you seen the Arboretum in the fall? Most rewarding!
36	1963	1962	That's Fortillian. He's the BarBot.
37	1971	1970	I expect that's the bell for service.
38	1969	1968	I do believe that's a glass.
39	1967	1966	That is a television.
40	1965	1964	That could well be the Vision Center.
41	2479	2478	Dear Fortillian. Such a charming fellow. And quite capable of the most horrendous fibs when the mood takes him.
42	2457	2456	No. Not really a traveler you see.
43	1699	1698	My apologies for the BellBot. He was the best that could be found at short notice.
44	1701	1700	Krage is not the most sophisticated member of the crew.
45	1703	1702	So uncouth. My apologies.
46	1705	1704	The boy has many arduous years of training ahead of him.
47	1707	1706	So many rough edges, so little time.
48	1975	1974	That I do believe is Brobostigon, the Project Manager.
49	1977	1976	I suspect that's the Olfactory Center.
50	1979	1978	That's the Send Yourself Plug-In.
51	1983	1982	That looks uncannily like the LiftBot's head.
52	1985	1984	I think that's the horn from the phonograph.
53	1651	1650	It has been a pleasure beyond adulteration.
54	1653	1652	Have an awfully pleasant day.
55	1655	1654	Just call if I can be of further service.
56	1657	1656	I look forward to our next meeting.
57	1659	1658	Goodbye.
58	1661	1660	I'm sorry, do I know you?
59	1663	1662	Never heard of you.
60	1665	1664	Being rather familiar aren't you?
61	1709	1708	Extraordinary. I haven't a clue what you're talking about and I'm actually one of the brighter ones on this ship.
62	2079	2078	That's the Cellpoint for the BarBot.
63	2073	2072	That's the Cellpoint for the BellBot.
64	2075	2074	That's the Cellpoint for the DeskBot.
65	2077	2076	That's my Cellpoint. If you're going to tamper with it I'd be grateful if you took a little care.
66	2081	2080	That's the Cellpoint for the LiftBot.
67	1991	1990	That's a statue of Brobostigon.
68	1989	1988	That's a statue of Leovinus.
69	1993	1992	That's a statue of Scraliontis.
70	2471	2470	The crew of the Starship Titanic are beyond reproach.
71	2177	2176	Fentible.
72	2195	2194	Yes.
73	2375	2374	Typical.
74	2377	2376	It's never too late.
75	2379	2378	I'm not a taxi.
76	2381	2380	Many times.
77	2383	2382	Not much recently.
78	2385	2384	Aah, just like the good old days.
79	2387	2386	Not much.
80	2197	2196	No.
81	2199	2198	Well, maybe.
82	2201	2200	Why?
83	2203	2202	What for?
84	2205	2204	Yes, I do too.
85	2207	2206	Do you?
86	2209	2208	That's good.
87	2211	2210	Never heard of him.
88	2213	2212	Never heard of her.
89	2179	2178	I do.
90	2215	2214	Never heard of them.
91	2217	2216	What's one of those.
92	2219	2218	You're awfully chatty.
93	2221	2220	That's right.
94	2223	2222	Me too.
95	2225	2224	All the time.
96	2227	2226	Whatever you say.
97	2229	2228	I'm not sure.
98	2231	2230	Do what?
99	2233	2232	Not today thank you.
100	2181	2180	I would.
101	2235	2234	Gosh.
102	2237	2236	I've no idea.
103	2239	2238	It is.
104	2241	2240	They do.
105	2243	2242	They are.
106	2245	2244	Could be.
107	2247	2246	Certainly is.
108	2249	2248	What's the point in that?
109	2251	2250	Oh, I see.
110	2253	2252	Oh, I don't know.
111	2183	2182	I wouldn't.
112	2255	2254	Oh I love it.
113	2257	2256	I'm really not sure about that.
114	2259	2258	I never was a great fan.
115	2261	2260	They have.
116	2263	2262	A little.
117	2265	2264	I know.
118	2267	2266	I should think not.
119	2269	2268	Many times.
120	2271	2270	Never again.
121	2273	2272	I might.
122	2185	2184	Really?
123	2275	2274	It might.
124	2277	2276	No can do old boy.
125	2279	2278	Well, I'm not.
126	2281	2280	That's good.
127	2283	2282	Call it a hunch.
128	2285	2284	I'm not.
129	2287	2286	I am.
130	2289	2288	You're not.
131	2291	2290	You are.
132	2293	2292	You will.
133	2187	2186	Would you?
134	2295	2294	Oh.
135	2297	2296	Oh dear.
136	2299	2298	Me too.
137	2301	2300	Please?
138	2303	2302	Yes, you're right.
139	2305	2304	Isn't she?
140	2307	2306	Isn't he?
141	2309	2308	Aren't they?
142	2311	2310	Won't they?
143	2313	2312	Won't she?
144	2189	2188	Do you?
145	2315	2314	Won't he?
146	2317	2316	Does he?
147	2319	2318	Does she?
148	2321	2320	Do they?
149	2323	2322	Go on.
150	2325	2324	Is that so?
151	2327	2326	Is that right?
152	2329	2328	My goodness.
153	2331	2330	Oh oh.
154	2333	2332	I see.
155	2191	2190	Will you?
156	2335	2334	No problem at all.
157	2337	2336	That's right.
158	2339	2338	Of course.
159	2341	2340	Could be.
160	2343	2342	Who?
161	2345	2344	What?
162	2347	2346	Where?
163	2349	2348	Why?
164	2351	2350	When?
165	2353	2352	Is he?
166	2193	2192	Are you sure?
167	2355	2354	Is she?
168	2357	2356	Are they?
169	2359	2358	Will he?
170	2361	2360	Will she?
171	2363	2362	Will they?
172	2365	2364	Did he?
173	2367	2366	Did she?
174	2369	2368	Did they?
175	2371	2370	Just like you.
176	2373	2372	Just like me.
177	2159	2158	That's the day after.
178	2173	2172	Flatterday.
179	2161	2160	Hammerday.
180	2167	2166	Harday.
181	2157	2156	Today is:
182	2171	2170	Otherday.
183	2163	2162	Rowday.
184	2169	2168	Spryday.
185	2175	2174	Umph.
186	2165	2164	Welday.
187	2421	2420	Just change her settings old chap.
188	2465	2464	No. Funny old world eh.
189	2425	2424	Each to his own.
190	2401	2400	Well I don't either.
191	1997	1996	That I do believe is one of Titania's Eyes.
192	1999	1998	That's Nobby. He's a LiftBot.
193	2011	2010	That's the bell to summon the DeskBot.
194	2005	2004	That's Marsinta. The DeskBot.
195	2003	2002	That's your Personal Electronic Thing.
196	2009	2008	That's the special Plinth.
197	2007	2006	That's a Succ-U-Bus.
198	2447	2446	Just buy the essentials these days.
199	2449	2448	Tea's the only thing I drink.
200	2451	2450	No. Like to be in control you see.
201	2433	2432	No but I did once have a rather nice pen.
202	2431	2430	Good god no, I'm far too cowardly.
203	2445	2444	Don't read much these days. Eyes are going you see.
204	2475	2474	What is that, some kind of transport?
205	2461	2460	No. Never felt the need.
206	2463	2462	Only for constipation old fellow.
207	2459	2458	Good lord no. Stick to what you know Fentible, that's what I say.
208	2429	2428	Don't believe in 'em.
209	2391	2390	Sadly that's a word I just don't use any more.
210	2469	2468	Not interested old fellow. Don't watch films.
211	1569	1568	That's an excellent plan, with only one flaw that I can see.
212	1571	1570	Who said anything about a flaw?
213	1631	1630	Did you ask something? Did I ask something? Did something ask you?
214	1649	1648	Aim for the second moon Wrottifer - we're going to fly this barge-buster right down their throats.
215	1633	1632	Mmm? Oh, pardon me, what was that you said?
216	1635	1634	Edwina you need a shave.
217	1637	1636	Sorry, were you talking to me? I've lost something but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
218	1639	1638	Have we met? I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu, voodoo blues, hoola hoops. Up and down the teapot mine's the one with the hat.
219	1641	1640	Where's my wheelbarrow?
220	1643	1642	My comrade needs a new set of leg puttees.
221	1645	1644	Will you buy my hen?
222	1647	1646	Careful with that laser doctor.
223	1781	1780	I'm sorry but I just don't understand why you want to bring that up now.
224	1783	1782	To be honest I can't quite see the relevance of that at the moment.
225	1785	1784	If I had the remotest interest in that I'd answer you, but I haven't so I won't.
226	1787	1786	That's an interesting point but this is not the time to raise it.
227	1789	1788	You're probably right but just now there are more important things to be getting on with.
228	1791	1790	That's all well and good but you ought really to be making better use of your time on board.
229	1793	1792	Without wishing to appear rude, I do believe there are other things you could be thinking about.
230	1795	1794	Forgive me for suggesting this, but I do think your thoughts could be better invested elsewhere.
231	1797	1796	Jolly interesting and all that but don't you think there are more pressing matters to deal with?
232	1799	1798	Well, a visit to the First Class Restaurant might be worthwhile.
233	1801	1800	Perhaps you should explore some of the First Class Staterooms.
234	1803	1802	Perhaps you ought to have a good look around your Second Class Stateroom.
235	1805	1804	Why don't you visit the Arboretum?
236	1807	1806	Have you thought about going up to the Bar?
237	1809	1808	Perhaps you ought to have a look at the Bilge Room?
238	1811	1810	Perhaps you ought to have another look at the Bilge Room?
239	1813	1812	Have you visited the Bottom of the Well yet?
240	1815	1814	Perhaps, if you haven't done so already, you ought to visit the Creators Chamber.
241	1817	1816	A trip up and down in the elevator would help you get your bearings all right.
242	1819	1818	Perhaps you ought to visit the Embarkation Lobby and have a good talk with the DeskBot?
243	1821	1820	A trip down the Grand Canal might prove fruitful.
244	1823	1822	Perhaps you should go up to the Music Room and listen to Boppy Headcase and his Laid-back Loafers.
245	1825	1824	I'm pretty sure there's more than meets the eye going on in the Parrot Lobby.
246	1827	1826	Well, a good stroll around the Promenade Deck might do wonders for you right now.
247	1829	1828	None of my business of course but I think a visit to the Sculpture Chamber is long overdue.
248	1831	1830	Why not spend a little time exploring your SGT Bedroom - I'm sure it will be worthwhile.
249	1833	1832	If you haven't had a proper look at the SGT Lounge well now's the time.
250	1835	1834	Well, I think now might be a good time to explore the SGT Restaurant.
251	1837	1836	Well, you still haven't visited Titania's Room and I do think that's one of the highlights of the ship.
252	1839	1838	Perhaps you ought to have a good look around the Top of the Well.
253	1551	1550	Hardly ever.
254	2413	2412	No, they're far too messy.
255	2415	2414	I do have a pet hate - parrots.
256	2417	2416	They lack manners.
257	2403	2402	No I don't believe I have.
258	2389	2388	No I haven't I'm afraid.
259	1415	1414	Might I recommend a visit to the Arboretum - I do believe one can change the weather up there.
260	1451	1450	There's a rumor going round that there's a body stuck in the Bilge Room pipes.
261	1449	1448	Heaven knows what foul and dark deeds have led to our present predicament. Krage tells me he's seen a body in the First Class Restaurant.
262	1433	1432	Just pop down to the old Sculpture Chamber and pull a few levers. Easy as chucking a TV down the Well.
263	1457	1456	You've got to be rather clever to defuse a bomb like that you know.
264	1417	1416	If it's a crushed television set you're after, might I suggest a chat with the BellBot?
265	1455	1454	Might I suggest you defuse the bomb before it goes off?
266	1427	1426	Krage was telling me that the best way to crush a TV was to drop it from the top of the Well.
267	1459	1458	I know exactly what you mean. The answer's on the tip of my whatjamacallit... no, it's no use. Try asking Krage - he'll remember.
268	1443	1442	Perhaps you should be applying your undoubted mental skills to the problem of why the cyberintelligence is out of control.
269	1441	1440	In the drawer by your bed I believe.
270	1421	1420	Now where have I seen lemons? Perhaps you should take a little stroll up to the Arboretum.
271	1423	1422	I do believe they have lemons up in the Arboretum.
272	1447	1446	You ought to have a look at the TV channels you know. There's something decidedly odd going on in one of the First Class Staterooms.
273	1437	1436	If I were you I'd pay a visit to the Music Room.
274	1435	1434	Of course, if you're not satisfied with me, you're quite at liberty to go down to the Sculpture Chamber and change my settings.
275	1439	1438	If you don't like the SGT room might I suggest a glance at the in-flight magazine - it always has plenty of ideas on getting upgraded.
276	1453	1452	Search the bodies. It's a nasty job but somebody always does it.
277	1419	1418	Do you know I do believe they have starlings up on the Promenade Deck. Perhaps you could throw a little puree together up there.
278	1445	1444	If I were you I'd have a good look round Titania's Chamber - that's where all the controls are.
279	1425	1424	I think you ought to pop up to the bar and give Fortillian a hand with his Titanic Titillator.
280	1431	1430	Secret of getting an upgrade, you know, is to get on the right side of Marsinta. Only way to do that is to change her settings.
281	1429	1428	You know there's a rather starlingy smell down in the Super Galactic Traveler Restaurant. Perhaps that's where the puree's gone?
282	2455	2454	No. Just work work work for me.
283	2027	2026	Those are your CD's.
284	2025	2024	I expect that's your computer.
285	2023	2022	That's a rather useful photograph of the night sky.
286	2029	2028	That's a television if I'm not mistaken.
287	2121	2120	Was I rambling again?
288	2123	2122	You just interrupt whenever you like.
289	2125	2124	I was probably talking nonsense anyway.
290	2127	2126	Do you have to interrupt so much?
291	2129	2128	All this interrupting, I keep losing my place.
292	2131	2130	Oh dear you've had to interrupt me. I am losing it.
293	2133	2132	Oh dear you've interrupted me. That's a bad sign.
294	2443	2442	Good lord no.
295	2435	2434	What's a lightbulb?
296	2437	2436	Well how do you expect me to know?
297	2467	2466	Never seen any.
298	2411	2410	No, but I don't listen to much music anyway.
299	1523	1522	Maybe.
300	1525	1524	Possibly. But I can't really remember for sure.
301	1527	1526	Perhaps. Then again, perhaps not.
302	1529	1528	I used to think yes. And then I thought no. Now I'm just not sure.
303	1531	1530	Lovely question. Beautiful phrasing. Did you want an answer?
304	1535	1534	Well why did you ask?
305	1533	1532	Well you've come to the wrong place. I can't remember a thing.
306	1537	1536	I'm not going to dignify that with a reply - but only because I can't remember one.
307	1539	1538	Without a doubt. Well, perhaps just a small doubt. Actually, it's quite a niggling one now.
308	1561	1560	That might be the right thing to do and then again it might not.
309	2439	2438	I belong to nobody. I am a free spirit.
310	1615	1614	Aaaaagh! Memory failure! Memory failure!
311	1617	1616	Aaaaagh! Damn memory's fading again. Bear with me.
312	1619	1618	Anything... you can do... to help would be... appreciated. Memory slippage alert. Memory slippage alert?
313	1621	1620	Damn this memory board. Don't expect much sense out of me for a bit. Much Out sEnSE me Bit sense.
314	1623	1622	Memory's going. Doesn't last too long. Should be OK soon, should be OK soon, should be OK soon...
315	1625	1624	Would somebody please explain to me why my memory keeps failing??
316	1627	1626	I... Fentible... Memory going... who?? what?? Coming back soon, coming back soon, just off to the shops, coming back soon, lie down, in your basket, coming back soon...
317	1629	1628	I... damn, I've lost it. Gone for good, gone for ever. I'll always remember Doreen. Doreen who? Shan't expect I'll ever find it again. What was it, anyway?
318	2039	2038	I think that is the bass player.
319	2037	2036	That's Boppy Headcase himself at the piano.
320	2045	2044	They look like blank cylinders to me.
321	2047	2046	That I suspect is one of Titania's Ears.
322	2033	2032	Heaven knows what it's called - some kind of snake instrument.
323	2041	2040	That's some kind of phonograph I believe.
324	2043	2042	I do believe that's the box for the phonograph cylinders.
325	2035	2034	I believe they are a form of tubular bells.
326	1541	1540	Never.
327	1491	1490	No.
328	1509	1508	I don't think so.
329	1511	1510	Not a hope.
330	1513	1512	Absolutely out of the question.
331	1515	1514	You've gone so far wrong you've nearly bumped into yourself on the way back.
332	1517	1516	Wrong.
333	1519	1518	If I might be so bold, that is a remarkably dumb question. No.
334	1521	1520	Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No.
335	1493	1492	No.
336	1495	1494	No...
337	1497	1496	No.
338	1499	1498	No.
339	1501	1500	No.
340	1503	1502	No.
341	1505	1504	Oh dear no.
342	1507	1506	Never.
343	1573	1572	No I didn't.
344	1575	1574	Oh no I didn't.
345	1577	1576	Didn't.
346	1579	1578	Didn't.
347	1581	1580	Didn't not too. Oh no I'm in a loop I'm in a loop Krage Krage help I'm in a loop.
348	1583	1582	How can I help?
349	1585	1584	Nothing happened.
350	1557	1556	I can't remember that ever happening, but don't forget - I can't even remember my own name.
351	1567	1566	Well you've got me there. Afraid I can't remember.
352	1547	1546	Often.
353	2419	2418	Only the parrot.
354	2051	2050	I think that could be the Central Core.
355	2055	2054	Those are parrot feathers.
356	2057	2056	That's Titania's Nose I believe.
357	2053	2052	That is the Parrot.
358	2059	2058	That's a perch.
359	2061	2060	That is a television.
360	1749	1748	Grand Canal First Class.
361	1731	1730	First Class Lobby.
362	1733	1732	First Class Restaurant.
363	1767	1766	First Class Stateroom.
364	1751	1750	Grand Canal Second Class.
365	1735	1734	Second Class Lobby.
366	1769	1768	Second Class Stateroom.
367	1737	1736	Arboretum.
368	1739	1738	Bar.
369	1741	1740	Bilge Room.
370	1745	1744	Creators Chamber.
371	1747	1746	Embarkation Lobby.
372	1753	1752	Music Room.
373	1773	1772	The... er... I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I have no idea.
374	1775	1774	er.... oh, it's on the tip of my, ah... my, er... oh, you know... that thing. Er... what did you say again?
375	1755	1754	Parrot Lobby.
376	1757	1756	Promenade Deck.
377	1759	1758	Sculpture Chamber.
378	1761	1760	Super Galactic Traveler Class Lobby.
379	1763	1762	Super Galactic Traveler Class Lounge.
380	1765	1764	Super Galactic Traveler Class Restaurant.
381	1771	1770	Super Galactic Traveler Class bedroom.
382	1777	1776	This is Titania's Room.
383	1779	1778	That leads to Titania's Room.
384	1743	1742	Well.
385	1727	1726	That is a.
386	1723	1722	That is the.
387	1725	1724	This is a.
388	1721	1720	This is the.
389	1729	1728	Try looking in the.
390	2069	2068	Those are the controls for the fans.
391	2067	2066	That's a hammer dispenser.
392	2065	2064	That looks like a flock of starlings to me.
393	2137	2136	Al q'Hamra.
394	2143	2142	Bristil.
395	2141	2140	Genneth.
396	2151	2150	Hwhifft.
397	2135	2134	It is:
398	2153	2152	Forty days hath Al q'Hamra, Tarbert, Hwhifft, Splod and Vortigan. All the rest have forty, too, i. e., Genneth, m'Bristil and Voedio.
399	2155	2154	Forty-two? I don't remember saying that.
400	2145	2144	Splod.
401	2147	2146	Tarbert.
402	2149	2148	Voedio.
403	2139	2138	Vortigan.
404	1711	1710	You know, I have a theory about that.
405	1713	1712	It's a conspiracy theory.
406	1719	1718	Delightful spot for a vacation I hear.
407	1717	1716	Dear old Nobby, knows how to spin a yarn doesn't he.
408	2489	2488	The science of genteel service - that's the only science I know.
409	2491	2490	Call me old fashioned, but I think science is best left to frogs.
410	2493	2492	Did I say frogs? I meant to say scientists.
411	1715	1714	You should ask the LiftBot about that - he's the expert.
412	1679	1678	Didn't you say that just a moment ago?
413	1681	1680	I do believe I heard that question the first time round.
414	1683	1682	You know, repeating a question doesn't make it any more intelligent.
415	1685	1684	At the risk of repeating myself...
416	1687	1686	I thought I told you before...
417	1689	1688	I believe the last time you asked me that, I said...
418	1691	1690	Do you have a hearing difficulty? I said...
419	1693	1692	I admire your persistence. Nevertheless, there are some questions which I am simply unable to answer.
420	1695	1694	I see. You're thinking "fourth time lucky". Well, I'm afraid you won't be.
421	1697	1696	I shall seek out Krage and ask his advice. He too suffers from the most debilitating loops.
422	1565	1564	Whatever. I'm right behind you.
423	2083	2082	That's the SCSI Cable. Heaven knows what it's for.
424	2395	2394	No, I can't say I have.
425	2407	2406	No, but I don't get out much you see.
426	2409	2408	No but I wasn't particularly looking to be honest.
427	2099	2098	That is a picture of Doreen McLevity.
428	2097	2096	That's a long stick.
429	2103	2102	I do believe that is a chicken.
430	2105	2104	I think that is a chicken dispenser.
431	2089	2088	That's the in-flight magazine.
432	2091	2090	That's your television.
433	2393	2392	I've not slept for years, period, old fellow.
434	1605	1604	I do believe we're being cleverer than we'll ever know.
435	2441	2440	No I'm not really the mixing type any more.
436	1545	1544	Sometimes.
437	1549	1548	Occasionally.
438	1673	1672	Ah, spring. The best part of winter if you ask me.
439	2423	2422	Have you tried changing his settings?
440	1675	1674	Thank goodness for summer. Yes, cast aside those rotting pullovers and let the Ladies see the Whites as they used to say at the Club.
441	2397	2396	No, I don't believe I have.
442	1553	1552	That'll be the day.
443	2405	2404	No.
444	1555	1554	From time to time.
445	2113	2112	That, I fear, is a Bomb.
446	2115	2114	That is Titania.
447	2111	2110	Those are televisions.
448	2119	2118	Those are the buttons for the lifts.
449	2453	2452	Never watch it.
450	1677	1676	You can be sure someone will switch the weather before we've had a chance to enjoy it.
451	1853	1852	I'm no expert but I'm inclined to the view that that's the Auditory Center.
452	1843	1842	I do believe that's the Central Core.
453	1845	1844	That is undoubtedly a chicken.
454	1847	1846	I do believe it's a computer.
455	1891	1890	Those are music cylinders for the phonograph.
456	1849	1848	I do believe that's one of Titania's ears.
457	1851	1850	I do believe that's Titania's other ear.
458	1855	1854	That's one of Titania's eyes I suspect.
459	1857	1856	That my dear friend is Titania's other eye.
460	1859	1858	Mmm. Feathers. Parrot feathers I expect.
461	1863	1862	It's a glass.
462	1865	1864	A hammer I expect.
463	1867	1866	That's a hose.
464	1877	1876	Those are musical instruments.
465	1871	1870	Looks rather like a LiftBot Head to me.
466	1873	1872	That's a long stick without a doubt.
467	1869	1868	That's your in-flight magazine.
468	1875	1874	I do believe that's Titania's Mouth.
469	1879	1878	That's a napkin.
470	1881	1880	That looks like Titania's Nose.
471	1883	1882	Some kind of notes I suspect.
472	1885	1884	I think that's called the Olfactory Center.
473	1887	1886	It's a perch - probably for the Parrot.
474	1841	1840	That charming little device is your very own Personal Electronic Thing.
475	1889	1888	That's the phonograph.
476	1893	1892	It's a photograph.
477	1895	1894	That's a giant SCSI cable.
478	1897	1896	That, I believe is the Send Yourself Plug-in.
479	1899	1898	That could be Titania's Speech Center.
480	1861	1860	That's a flock of starlings.
481	1901	1900	That's the Succ-U-Bus - the Titanic's delivery system.
482	1903	1902	Those are sweets.
483	1905	1904	That's a television.
484	1907	1906	That looks like Titania's Visual Center.
485	1669	1668	Elbow juice valves. Awful things freeze up in cold weather.
486	1913	1912	It's a trans-galactic liner.
487	1911	1910	It's called the Starship Titanic.
488	2473	2472	We'll find out one day no doubt.
489	2013	2012	This is the First Class Grand Axial Canal.
490	1915	1914	This is the First Class Lobby.
491	1917	1916	This is the First Class Restaurant.
492	1931	1930	This is a First Class Stateroom.
493	2019	2018	This is the Grand Axial Canal Second Class.
494	1939	1938	This is the Second Class Lobby.
495	1941	1940	This is a Second Class Stateroom.
496	1953	1952	This is the Arboretum.
497	1961	1960	This is the Bar.
498	1973	1972	This is the Bilge Room.
499	1981	1980	This is the bottom of the Well.
500	2107	2106	This is a short corridor.
501	1987	1986	This is called the Creators Chamber.
502	1995	1994	That's the Elevator.
503	2001	2000	This is the Embarkation Lobby.
504	2031	2030	This is the Music Room and you're looking at Boppy Headcase and his Laid-Back Loafers.
505	2049	2048	This is the Parrot Room.
506	2063	2062	This is the Promenade Deck.
507	2071	2070	This is the Sculpture Chamber.
508	2085	2084	That's the Service Elevator. You can't go back down there.
509	2093	2092	This is the SGT Lobby.
510	2095	2094	This is the SGT Lounge.
511	2101	2100	This is the SGT Restaurant.
512	2087	2086	This is your SGT Bedroom.
513	1909	1908	We're on the Starship Titanic.
514	2109	2108	That's Titania's Room.
515	2117	2116	This is the Top of the Well.
516	1607	1606	I shall summon him for you immediately.
517	2487	2486	Do you know I've been asking myself that and I just don't know.
518	2485	2484	From Blerontis.
519	2477	2476	There's not a bar in the galaxy doesn't stock Signurian vodka. Civilization as we know it would crumble without the stuff.
520	2483	2482	Can't remember. Sorry.
521	2481	2480	They never tell us. All I know is I was assembled in Blerontis.
522	2021	2020	This is your lovely home.
523	1609	1608	Brobostigon is our esteemed and deeply floribund project manager.
524	1611	1610	Leovinus is our inspired Creator, Architect, Master Engineer, Genius. The Man who built the Starship Titanic.
525	1613	1612	Scraliontis? He's the Accountant.
526	1667	1666	At least it's not winter. Plays havoc with my fettles you know, winter.
527	2427	2426	Well you're entitled to your opinion.
528	1461	1460	Yes.
529	1479	1478	Indeed.
530	1481	1480	I do believe it looks that way.
531	1483	1482	Most certainly.
532	1485	1484	If it makes you happy.
533	1487	1486	Oh yes, and very amusing it is too.
534	1489	1488	I can think of worse ways to while away your time...
535	1563	1562	Absolutely.
536	1463	1462	Yes.
537	1465	1464	Yes?
538	1467	1466	Yes.
539	1469	1468	Yes.
540	1471	1470	Yes.
541	1473	1472	Yes.
542	1475	1474	Help yourself.
543	1477	1476	Correct.
544	2399	2398	Don't have much opportunity you know these days.
545	1559	1558	I do believe you're right, which makes a refreshing change.
546	2537	2536	In any of our lavishly appointed Staterooms.
547	3955	3954	The chap on the bells is a great expert of course. Nothing phases him.
548	2881	2880	Absolutely top of the world.
549	2883	2882	As well as can be expected.
550	2495	2494	Oh dear oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear.
551	2525	2524	It's our maiden voyage, you see, but the ship has, well, it's lost its mind and so has most of its crew, including me, though I do have my lucid moments. I only wish I knew if this was one of them.
552	2527	2526	Oh look, things are going from bad to worse. I can't even find the buttons now. Can you help me? Top button. Terribly sorry. It's my cellpoint settings you see. Well, I don't suppose you do see, but it is my cellpoint settings anyway.
553	2529	2528	Come on, top button.
554	2531	2530	No, no, the top button. There's no time to lose!
555	2533	2532	Human being isn't it? Yes, well of course one's heard mixed reports. I just hope that you can sort out these problems, because none of us can. We're all robots you see and what's happened is that the ship's central intelligence has been lobotomized, sabotaged if you ask me, and it's left us all unable to function properly and you may find that we are all a little doolally, I know that I am, so it's all going to be up to you. As soon as we reach the Embarkation Lobby press the button on the plinth and we'll be on our way. Then go and see Marsinta, she's the DeskBot and a bit of a dragon when her settings are wrong. She'll check you in. All I've managed to secure for you is a Super Galactic Traveler class room, but I'm sure you'll manage. You can always ask Marsinta for an upgrade, but be ready to duck. You'll meet Krage the BellBot who should take you to your room if he's functioning properly, then once you've settled in and made yourself comfortable you'll be able to get on with working out what's gone wrong and fixing it.
556	2535	2534	Ah here we are. I think we're about to take off again, but I'm sure that nobody's in control. I'd better go down again to secure things, but I'll be back a bit later to help you if I can. I hope you understood most of that, for all our sakes. Good luck, now, good luck! Don't forget to press the button!
557	2497	2496	Tidy as you go, tidy as you go.
558	2499	2498	Er, I've forgotten what I was going to say. Oh yes. My name is Fentible, I am the DoorBot serving on this the maiden voyage of the Starship Titanic, the ship that cannot possibly, er, go wrong. Now as you can see, the ship, this... thing you see behind me, well, we've had a little accident. Don't worry. No harm done. Just a little scratch to the paintwork I think. Luckily your house was quite soft. I realize this is a bit of an imposition, but we need you urgently. Will you help?
559	2501	2500	Hello? Will you help? Hello? Oh, silly me, o strange, deluded, benighted me, you'll need your Personal Electronic Thing. We call it a PET. Here.
560	2503	2502	Rather complicated, but I'm sure you'll figure it out. All you need to do now is type in "YES", meaning that you will help, and we can get going. That's "YES. Y. E. S".
561	2505	2504	I'm afraid we don't have time to footle around. Will you help? All you need to do is type in "YES".
562	2507	2506	An odd way to spell it, but that will do fine. You won't regret it. Well, maybe you will, but let's get you on board anyway.
563	2509	2508	Excellent, you won't regret it. Well, maybe you will, but let's get you on board anyway.
564	2511	2510	Anything else you want to say or ask, just type.
565	2513	2512	Not now, not now, we've got to get you on board.
566	2515	2514	Oh look, a nice picture, of the sky above your house. How nice. You should take that with you, you know.
567	2521	2520	Oh dear, I can see you're new to having giant interstellar cruise liners crashing into your house. Here, let me show you...
568	2517	2516	Good. Now if you just slide it down into your PET it will become part of your personal baggage. We can deal with all that later. Come on!
569	2519	2518	That's right, in we go...
570	2523	2522	Good. The way this trip is going it may be the last time you'll ever see that particular view. Come on.
571	2539	2538	Well, I'll see if I can help. It's a bit complicated for me. If you pass your pointy thing over anything on your PET I'll tell you what I know.
572	2541	2540	I'll see if I can help again. What do you need to know about?
573	2543	2542	That's your baggage storage area. We encourage passengers to keep their personal effects there rather than in the cabins.
574	2545	2544	Those are the codes for all the rooms in the ship. Terribly complicated system if you ask me. You have to drag all sorts of things around and hold down all sorts of buttons. Designer stuff, I'm afraid. Never understood it, but I'm sure you'll figure it out.
575	2547	2546	I do know that the room it's showing at the moment is definitely yours.
576	2549	2548	To ensure quality customer service, all of our conversations are recorded here, whether customers like it or not.
577	2551	2550	If you ever need any help which you think that either the BellBot or myself might be able to provide, then you may summon either of us by pressing on these nice little pictures.
578	2553	2552	Ah, now those tell you something about the current mental state of the robot you're talking to.
579	2555	2554	This allows you to control a lot of the customer facilities on the ship, if you can figure out how it works. Beats me I'm afraid.
580	2557	2556	This is a complete mystery to me. It says you can save the game. What game? I don't know what it's talking about.
581	2617	2616	That's the Auditory Center! It's a bit of Titania's brain.
582	2621	2620	That's the Auditory Center. It's a bit of Titania's brain.
583	2619	2618	Tremendous! Without it she couldn't understand anything she heard!
584	2623	2622	It just deals with ear stuff.
585	2609	2608	That's the central intelligence core of Titania's brain.
586	2613	2612	That's the Central Intelligence Core of Titania's brain.
587	2611	2610	Tremendous! Bit whiffy, but it's still working, that's the main thing!
588	2615	2614	It just deals with thinking stuff.
589	2577	2576	That's one of Titania's ears.
590	2581	2580	That's one of Titania's ears.
591	2579	2578	Well done! She'll be delighted to hear you've found it. Or will be once you've found the other one.
592	2583	2582	Well, I suppose it's better than a slap round the face with a wet halibut.
593	2585	2584	It's one of Titania's ears.
594	2589	2588	It's one of Titania's ears.
595	2587	2586	Well done! She'll be delighted to hear you've found it. Or will be once you've found the other one.
596	2591	2590	Well, I suppose it's better than a slap round the face with an old trout.
597	2561	2560	That's one of Titania's eyes.
598	2565	2564	That's one of Titania's eyes.
599	2563	2562	She'll be glad to see that again. Assuming she's already got the other one, of course.
600	2567	2566	Not that there's anything worth seeing.
601	2569	2568	That's one of Titania's eyes.
602	2573	2572	That's one of Titania's eyes.
603	2571	2570	She'll be glad to see that again. Assuming she's already got the other one, of course.
604	2575	2574	Not that there's anything worth seeing.
605	2593	2592	That's Titania's mouth!
606	2597	2596	That's Titania's mouth.
607	2595	2594	Brilliant! Not only will she be very pleased, but she'll be able to say so.
608	2599	2598	Oh dear. Rabbit rabbit rabbit.
609	2601	2600	That's Titania's nose!
610	2605	2604	That's Titania's nose.
611	2603	2602	I'm so glad you've found it.
612	2607	2606	Sniff!
613	2625	2624	That's the Olfactory Center! It's a bit of Titania's brain.
614	2629	2628	That's the Olfactory Center. It's a bit of Titania's brain.
615	2627	2626	Wonderful! That's for thinking about smells with!
616	2631	2630	It just deals with nose stuff.
617	2633	2632	That's the Speech Center! It's a bit of Titania's brain.
618	2637	2636	That's the Speech Center! It's a bit of Titania's brain.
619	2635	2634	Wonderful! That's the bit for thinking before you speak. Not a lot of people have one of those.
620	2639	2638	It just deals with talk stuff.
621	2641	2640	That's the Vision Center! It's a bit of Titania's brain.
622	2645	2644	That's the Vision Center! It's a bit of Titania's brain.
623	2643	2642	Excellent! That's the bit that tells her what she's looking at.
624	2647	2646	It just deals with the vision thing.
625	3957	3956	Seasonal adjustment. It's how you adjust the seasons. What did you think it meant?
626	2653	2652	It's a bit of Titania's brain.
627	2655	2654	It's a bit of Titania's brain.
628	2809	2808	That appears to be the left arm of one of my colleagues, the Maitre d'Bot. It seems to be holding a key to something.
629	2813	2812	Oh, dear. That's the Maitre d'Bot's left arm. It seems to be holding a key of some kind.
630	2811	2810	He's gripping it very tightly.
631	2815	2814	He seems to be very tense.
632	2825	2824	That appears to be the left arm of one of my colleagues, the Maitre d'Bot.
633	2829	2828	Oh, dear. That's the Maitre d'Bot's left arm.
634	2827	2826	I hope he's not missing it too much!
635	2831	2830	I bet he's kicking up a fuss about it.
636	2817	2816	That appears to be the right arm of one of my colleagues, the Maitre d'Bot. It seems to be holding part of Titania's brain.
637	2821	2820	Oh, dear. That's the Maitre d'Bot's right arm. I think it's gripping part of Titania's brain very hard.
638	2819	2818	He's gripping it very tightly, isn't he?
639	2823	2822	Lord knows why.
640	2833	2832	That appears to be the right arm of one of my colleagues, the Maitre d'Bot.
641	2837	2836	Oh, dear. That's the Maitre d'Bot's right arm.
642	2835	2834	I hope he's not missing it too much!
643	2839	2838	I bet he's kicking up a fuss about it.
644	2649	2648	Put it back where it belongs! That will really help!
645	2651	2650	I suppose you'd better put it back where it belongs. Won't do any good without all the other bits, of course.
646	2865	2864	That is an exciting multimedia experience of some kind.
647	2869	2868	That's a kind of device for crashing computers with.
648	2867	2866	Primitive but fun.
649	2871	2870	Easier to use a baseball bat I find.
650	2873	2872	That is my entire universe!
651	2877	2876	That is my entire universe.
652	2875	2874	Strange that you've got it in your baggage.
653	2879	2878	Troublesome place I find.
654	2721	2720	That is a piece of chicken. It seems to be smeared with mustard sauce.
655	2729	2728	That is a piece of chicken. It seems to be smeared with mustard sauce.
656	2723	2722	That is a piece of chicken. It seems to be smeared with tomato sauce.
657	2731	2730	That is a piece of chicken. It seems to be smeared with tomato sauce.
658	2725	2724	That is a piece of chicken. It seems to be smeared with bird sauce.
659	2733	2732	That is a piece of chicken. It seems to be smeared with bird sauce.
660	2727	2726	Yum yum.
661	2735	2734	Filthy stuff.
662	2785	2784	That is a phonograph cylinder.
663	2789	2788	That is a phonograph cylinder.
664	2787	2786	It probably has some music engraved in its grooves.
665	2791	2790	It's probably got some dreadful music on it.
666	2857	2856	Those are some feathers!
667	2861	2860	Those are some feathers.
668	2859	2858	From the parrot I believe. You didn't by any chance rip its head off while you were about it did you?
669	2863	2862	.. from that horrid parrot.
670	2661	2660	I really don't know. The whole ship is stuffed to the gills with electricity. Could be anywhere.
671	2667	2666	I don't know. I don't spend a lot of time thinking about fuses.
672	2657	2656	That's a sort of fuse.
673	2663	2662	That's a sort of fuse.
674	2659	2658	I'm sure you'll find a use for it if you like that kind of thing.
675	2665	2664	Enjoy.
676	2793	2792	That is a glass. It has some tomato sauce in it.
677	2801	2800	That is a glass. It has some tomato sauce in it.
678	2795	2794	That is a glass. It has some mustard sauce in it.
679	2803	2802	That is a glass. It has some mustard sauce in it.
680	2797	2796	That is a glass. It has some bird sauce in it.
681	2805	2804	That is a glass. It has some bird sauce in it.
682	2799	2798	A very delicious condiment, I'm sure.
683	2807	2806	People like to smear it on their food. Can't think why.
684	2777	2776	That is a hammer.
685	2781	2780	That is a hammer.
686	2779	2778	An excellent tool for all striking-related tasks.
687	2783	2782	The sort of thing you bang your thumb with.
688	2753	2752	That is a hosepipe.
689	2757	2756	That is a hosepipe.
690	2755	2754	I wonder what's happened to the other end of it.
691	2759	2758	Or at least part of a hosepipe. Can't rely on anything these days.
692	2761	2760	That is the other end of a hosepipe.
693	2765	2764	That is the other end of a hosepipe.
694	2763	2762	What a strange and incomprehensible object.
695	2767	2766	I wish I knew what I even meant by that.
696	2841	2840	That's the key to the first class Restaurant music system.
697	2845	2844	That's the key to the first class Restaurant music system.
698	2843	2842	Music! The secret of happy dining!
699	2847	2846	I find music gives me indigestion.
700	2769	2768	That is a lemon.
701	2773	2772	That is a lemon.
702	2771	2770	A fat, juicy and above all, very lemony lemon.
703	2775	2774	Nasty, bitter fruit. Makes your mouth go all funny.
704	2689	2688	I'm not sure. But if it's here, what's the LiftBot using?
705	2691	2690	I don't know. Kick it about a bit?
706	2681	2680	That's the head of one of the LiftBots.
707	2685	2684	That's the head of one of the LiftBots.
708	2683	2682	Well done. That'll be a weight off his shoulders.
709	2687	2686	He won't miss it.
710	2701	2700	That's an in-flight magazine.
711	2705	2704	That's an in-flight magazine.
712	2703	2702	Always such interesting articles, I find, don't you? Well maybe not.
713	2707	2706	Probably full of drivel.
714	2849	2848	That is a napkin!
715	2853	2852	That is a napkin!
716	2851	2850	A nice, white, crisp one!
717	2855	2854	Can't tell you much about it, I'm afraid.
718	2745	2744	That is a parrot.
719	2749	2748	That is a parrot.
720	2747	2746	What a wonderful boon you have performed for us all by capturing it.
721	2751	2750	Nauseating creature.
722	2737	2736	That is a perch, such as a parrot, in its cage, might sit on.
723	2741	2740	That is a parrot's perch.
724	2739	2738	And a very lovely perch it is too.
725	2743	2742	Horrible bird.
726	2677	2676	Well, where's home, there's hope. So don't lose it, that's my advice.
727	2679	2678	Look at it wistfully.
728	2669	2668	That's a photograph of the night sky above your lovely home.
729	2673	2672	That's a photograph of the night sky above your house.
730	2671	2670	What a delightful reminder it must be of... well, of when your home was lovely.
731	2675	2674	Last you'll see of that.
732	2717	2716	It is the sum of the length of all the sticks in the universe, divided by the number of sticks. I am informed that it was a very tedious calculation.
733	2719	2718	I neither know nor care. I do not fraternize with menial stick-counters.
734	2709	2708	That is a stick of above average length.
735	2713	2712	That is a stick of above average length.
736	2711	2710	A must for all stick fans.
737	2715	2714	Very nice, I suppose, if you happen to like that sort of thing.
738	2693	2692	That's a crushed television set.
739	2697	2696	That's a crushed television set.
740	2695	2694	Delicious!
741	2699	2698	Quite the best sort if you ask me.
742	2559	2558	If you look through the different settings on your PET you should find the room you've been assigned to. Click those little picture things on the right hand side of the screen. Fourth one down I think.
743	3481	3480	I say! Ouch!
744	3491	3490	Ow. Thanks.
745	3483	3482	Please don't do that!
746	3493	3492	Ouch. I deserved that I suppose.
747	3485	3484	Ow! That's not exactly fun you know!
748	3495	3494	Ow. You're going to do that again aren't you.
749	3487	3486	Please don't prod me. Thank you.
750	3497	3496	Ow. Thank you. Very funny.
751	3489	3488	I'm afraid if you prod me again I shall just have to go.
752	3499	3498	Look I've had enough. One more and I'm off.
753	3315	3314	Beats me.
754	3915	3914	I wouldn't do that if I were you - might make it sneeze. And you don't want to be around when a Succ-U-Bus sneezes.
755	3917	3916	Do that and you'll make it sneeze. Which isn't very nice to be honest.
756	3919	3918	That's the Mother of all Succ-U-Buses. Or is that Succ-U-Bi?
757	3921	3920	That's the Mother of all Succ-U-Buses. Ugly brute, isn't it.
758	3883	3882	Have you managed to disarm that bomb yet?
759	3393	3392	Just a thought - but I wonder if you've managed to disarm that bomb yet?
760	3395	3394	I suppose that bomb could go off any moment, couldn't it.
761	3885	3884	Are you getting anywhere with that bomb or are you just going to pretend it doesn't exist?
762	3397	3396	I wonder if I might just re-introduce the words "bomb" and "defuse". I do hope you don't mind.
763	3399	3398	Bomb's about to go off. Just thought you might want to know.
764	3887	3886	If you don't defuse that bomb soon you're going to blow us all up.
765	3889	3888	Can I remind you about the bomb?
766	3891	3890	Krage says the bomb's still counting down.
767	3875	3874	Nothing worth bothering with.
768	3877	3876	That's not important.
769	3879	3878	You don't need to bother with that.
770	3881	3880	Nothing you need to worry about.
771	3309	3308	I don't think you need to bother yourself with that.
772	3311	3310	Who knows. Ignore it - maybe it'll go away.
773	3313	3312	Can't help you I'm afraid - I've no idea what he's on about.
774	3143	3142	Whoops! There go my settings. Wonderful!
775	3145	3144	Uh oh! There go my settings.
776	3147	3146	Whoops! There go my settings again.
777	3149	3148	Uh oh! There go my settings again.
778	3375	3374	Cough!
779	3605	3604	You want to change my settings just go along to the Sculpture Chamber and pull the right levers. Not that it'll do you any good I'm sure.
780	3601	3600	If you want to change my cellpoint settings all you have to do is pop along to the Sculpture Chamber, find the relevant statue and pull the old knobs.
781	3607	3606	Don't remember anything about cellpoint settings. I wonder if they're important. Probably.
782	3603	3602	Can't for the life of me remember how you change cellpoint settings, but I'm sure if you look around long enough you'll work it out.
783	3611	3610	I've no idea but I'm sure a creature of your intelligence won't have any trouble.
784	3609	3608	You won't have any trouble at all - I'm told it's rather a good likeness.
785	3615	3614	Haven't got a clue. Which means you're not going to be able to help.
786	3613	3612	It's quite clear which statue is of me. But I doubt you'll be able to work it out.
787	3597	3596	Optimism's low which makes sense given the situation. Memoriousness is high although I'd feel better if it was low.
788	3593	3592	Optimism's high, Memoriousness is high and life is pretty wonderful.
789	3599	3598	Who knows? Whatever they are they're bound to be at their lowest.
790	3595	3594	Can't quite remember my settings but I'm sure they're high.
791	3619	3618	Don't ask me. Perhaps they'll stop changing on their own?
792	3617	3616	Fix Titania - I imagine that ought to do it.
793	3623	3622	Don't remember. Even if I could it would be no use.
794	3621	3620	Fix Titania. Some hope of you achieving that though.
795	3579	3578	Can't quite remember what they are - but I do know they're a "good thing".
796	3577	3576	Wonderful things! Just pull a couple of levers and hey presto ! Your Bot's got a brand new character.
797	3583	3582	Can't remember. Sound like a bad thing if you ask me.
798	3581	3580	Basically they're character controls for the Bots. Not a good thing if you ask me.
799	3587	3586	Can't quite remember - still, I'm sure they're jolly useful.
800	3585	3584	Optimism and memoriousness - and jolly fine parameters they are too!
801	3591	3590	Who knows? They're bound to be pretty useless whatever they are.
802	3589	3588	Pessimism and memoriousness. Typically low key of course.
803	3447	3446	Earlier.
804	3465	3464	Earlier.
805	3923	3922	Jolly good. Have we checked-in yet?
806	3925	3924	Might as well check in while you're here. Can't see you'll help much.
807	3959	3958	I say - perhaps it's just blown a fuse?
808	3961	3960	Typical, eh?
809	3773	3772	Ah. Let's go through it step by step.
810	3775	3774	Have you tried kicking it?
811	3777	3776	Good cos you'll only break it. Have you checked the fuse?
812	3779	3778	Mmm. Well if that didn't work have you tried checking the fuse?
813	3783	3782	Well there's your answer. Change the fuse.
814	3781	3780	You must have put the wrong fuse in. Try another one.
815	3907	3906	Would you mind awfully not fiddling with that?
816	3909	3908	I say. Please don't fiddle.
817	3911	3910	Please don't fiddle. It doesn't help.
818	3913	3912	I say. Please don't fiddle. It's just wasting time.
819	3513	3512	What?
820	3531	3530	Who's she?
821	3533	3532	Where's that?
822	3535	3534	Where was that again?
823	3537	3536	Go where?
824	3539	3538	Do what?
825	3541	3540	Where?
826	3543	3542	Over where?
827	3545	3544	Where was that again?
828	3547	3546	Why?
829	3549	3548	And why was that again?
830	3515	3514	The what?
831	3551	3550	What about it?
832	3553	3552	Oh, I see.
833	3555	3554	No, actually.
834	3557	3556	Sorry, my memory seems to be playing up.
835	3559	3558	I seem to remember that my memory used to be better than this, though with my memory, it's hard to be sure.
836	3561	3560	Sorry, memory's gone again.
837	3563	3562	Did my memory use to be better than this?
838	3565	3564	Yes what?
839	3567	3566	Yes please what?
840	3569	3568	No what?
841	3517	3516	With what?
842	3571	3570	No thank you what?
843	3573	3572	What were we talking about?
844	3575	3574	Oh... and?
845	3519	3518	What?
846	3521	3520	What's that?
847	3523	3522	Which one?
848	3525	3524	Which?
849	3527	3526	Who?
850	3529	3528	Who's he?
851	3319	3318	Lot of fuss about nothing.
852	3321	3320	I think they call it galloid charm. I'm rather impervious to it myself.
853	3931	3930	Yes? To be honest I'm getting a bit tired of this.
854	3933	3932	Ooh. Make your mind up - I'll get ill if you keep doing this.
855	3689	3688	Have you been up to the First Class Restaurant?
856	3691	3690	Have you looked around the First Class Staterooms?
857	3693	3692	Have you had a proper look round your Second Class Stateroom?
858	3695	3694	Have you been to the Arboretum yet?
859	3697	3696	Have you visited the Bilge Room yet?
860	3699	3698	Have you been down to the Bottom of the Well yet?
861	3723	3722	Have you worked out how to get to the Bridge?
862	3725	3724	You reach it from Titania's Room, but until she's fixed, I suspect the access is closed.
863	3709	3708	Have you been up the Grand Axial Canal?
864	3701	3700	Have you been to the Creators Chamber?
865	3705	3704	Have you been back to the Embarkation Lobby?
866	3703	3702	Have you been using the elevators?
867	3707	3706	Have you had a proper talk with Marsinta?
868	3711	3710	Have you been to the Music Room yet?
869	3713	3712	Have you had a look at the Promenade Deck yet?
870	3715	3714	Have you had a look at the Sculpture Chamber?
871	3717	3716	Did you visit the SGT Lounge?
872	3719	3718	Did you have a proper look at the SGT Restaurant?
873	3721	3720	Have you seen Titania's Room?
874	3735	3734	the First Class Restaurant?
875	3737	3736	the First Class Staterooms?
876	3739	3738	the Second Class Staterooms?
877	3741	3740	the Arboretum?
878	3743	3742	the Bilge Room?
879	3745	3744	the Bottom of the Well?
880	3755	3754	the Grand Axial Canal?
881	3747	3746	the Creators Chamber?
882	3751	3750	the Embarkation Lobby?
883	3749	3748	the elevators - have you tried all the floors yet?
884	3753	3752	Marsinta - have you had a chat with her yet?
885	3757	3756	the Music Room?
886	3759	3758	the Promenade Deck?
887	3761	3760	the Sculpture Chamber?
888	3763	3762	the SGT Lounge?
889	3765	3764	the SGT Restaurant?
890	3767	3766	Titania's Room?
891	3649	3648	Well, it just might be worth having a look around the First Class Restaurant.
892	3255	3254	It's rather a charming tableau don't you think? I'd look for clues if I were you.
893	3257	3256	I'd stay on the right side of that Maitre d'Bot if I were you.
894	3247	3246	This is your wondrous stateroom. Splendid lighting don't you think?
895	3249	3248	A room's a room isn't it. Lighting's a bit harsh if you ask me.
896	3651	3650	Maybe you should check out some of the First Class Staterooms.
897	3239	3238	It's a delightful environment but I suspect you'd be even happier in your room.
898	3241	3240	It's a lobby. I don't think there's much in the way of entertainment here to be honest.
899	3243	3242	This is your delightful stateroom. Lots of yummy things to eat if you ask me.
900	3245	3244	2nd Class Rooms are 2nd class rooms. If I were you I'd think about how to get an upgrade.
901	3653	3652	Maybe you ought to have another look round your Second Class Stateroom.
902	3655	3654	Why don't you see what's happening in the Arboretum?
903	3251	3250	I'd get chatting to the delightful Fortillian if you ask me.
904	3253	3252	Not much to do here apart from talk to the BarBot. Quaint they call him in the brochure. That's a matter of opinion.
905	3657	3656	Maybe you should go see the Bilge Room?
906	2917	2916	I suspect that Succ-U-Bus is blocked you know. Perhaps there's some way you can make it blow everything out.
907	2919	2918	I suppose you could try and get that Succ-U-Bus working.
908	3659	3658	Maybe you should have another look in the Bilge Room?
909	2921	2920	Quickly. Search the body.
910	2923	2922	I suppose there might be something in his pockets.
911	3203	3202	This is where all the ship's rubbish turns up. Anything that gets lost in the Succ-U-Bus system.
912	3205	3204	This is where all the rubbish turns up. Can't be long before I'm down here on a permanent basis.
913	3661	3660	You've not been down to the Bottom of the Well yet have you? So now's a good time to do it.
914	3687	3686	Of course, it's the Bridge you really need to reach, but you'll have to fix Titania first to get access.
915	3669	3668	Have you been up to the Grand Axial Canal? There's a lot to see up there all right.
916	3663	3662	Have you had a good look in the Creators Chamber? I hear there's some odd stuff in there all right.
917	3219	3218	This room is really for top brass - full of secrets and codes if you ask me.
918	3221	3220	This place is very dodgy - Leovinus, Scraliontis and Brobostigon set this one up for pow wows.
919	3207	3206	This is where you check in. And of course chat with the delightful Marsinta.
920	3209	3208	This is where you check in. And get mugged by Marsinta if her cellpoint settings have gone squiffy.
921	2925	2924	I think you should have a good shufty round the ship. Get your bearings.
922	2927	2926	I don't know. Wander around see what happens I suppose.
923	2987	2986	Practice, practice, practice.
924	2989	2988	Don't really know. Rather wish I hadn't now.
925	2983	2982	I do hope so - in fact that's rather what I had in mind when I asked you on board.
926	2985	2984	That was the general idea. But somehow looking at you I doubt you'll be up to it.
927	3665	3664	You should use the elevator a bit more - have a proper look round the ship.
928	2971	2970	Of course "lost" is only relative isn't it?
929	2973	2972	A thing's only lost if somebody's looking for it. And I doubt if anybody' s looking for us.
930	3667	3666	Why not visit the Embarkation Lobby and have a chat with Marsinta?
931	3671	3670	Why not go up to the Music Room? Damn sight better music than the stuff they pipe in here.
932	2991	2990	Couple of nails, quick coat of paint it'll be good as new.
933	2993	2992	Leave it as we found it - that's the Starlight way.
934	3769	3768	Well perhaps you should give it a go.
935	3771	3770	Maybe you ought to check it out then.
936	2933	2932	I'd pick up that stick if I were you. You need to find something to distract the parrot.
937	3215	3214	This slightly unfinished room appears to have a delightfully entertaining parrot in it.
938	3217	3216	This room's a bit odd if you ask me. Parrots, sticks, funny perches.
939	3727	3726	Ah well. What about.
940	3729	3728	I see. Well what about.
941	3731	3730	Right. How about.
942	3733	3732	Mmm. What about.
943	3673	3672	You've not been up to the Promenade Deck yet. You know you really should pay it a visit.
944	3675	3674	I think a visit to the Sculpture Chamber is long overdue.
945	3223	3222	Now I have to express a personal interest in this room - pull a few levers and you'll see why.
946	3225	3224	Dodgiest piece of engineering Leovinus ever came up with if you ask me. Pull some levers and you'll soon see why.
947	2913	2912	Just hold tight for the ride.
948	2915	2914	Shut your eyes and hope.
949	3231	3230	Relax, just relax.
950	3233	3232	I don't know. Just sit and look I suppose.
951	3227	3226	This is where the SGT bedrooms are, all nicely stacked one on top of the other.
952	3229	3228	Sardine city if you ask me - these are the bucket shop bedrooms. Stack 'em high sell 'em cheap I believe is the general notion.
953	3677	3676	If you didn't visit the SGT Lounge, well maybe you should go back and have another look.
954	3679	3678	You know, the SGT Restaurant might hold a clue.
955	3235	3234	If I were you I'd experiment with some of the Starship Titanic's delightful chicken sauce cuisine.
956	3237	3236	Only thing to do here is eat chicken.
957	2955	2954	Much as I'd love to, that's the BellBot's job.
958	2957	2956	BellBots do that. They'll have me doing it soon I suppose.
959	3681	3680	You've missed out on one of the highlights of the ship - Titania's Room.
960	3683	3682	I know you've already been to Titania's Room but it's still worth another visit.
961	3685	3684	Head up to the Top of the Well - get things in perspective.
962	3211	3210	This is where you take an elevator - or enjoy the visual delights of Titania's Chamber.
963	3213	3212	This is where the elevators are. And Titania's Chamber.
964	2929	2928	I'd go up those steps if I were you. Have a good look round Titania's chamber - it's out of bounds for us Bots.
965	2931	2930	Go up the steps and have a look in Titania's Chamber. You've got nothing to lose, have you.
966	2935	2934	Just a little trouble on takeoff from Blerontis that's all.
967	2937	2936	Turmoil, catastrophe, disaster. The usual really.
968	2967	2966	Blerontis is - well, behind us, I suppose.
969	2969	2968	Could be anywhere. We're lost old chum.
970	2951	2950	Ask a LiftBot. They're awfully helpful.
971	2953	2952	Ask a LiftBot. They might help if you're lucky.
972	2947	2946	The glorious Starship Titanic elevators can be summoned at the Top of the Well.
973	2949	2948	Elevators? Top of the Well.
974	2999	2998	Of course, of course!
975	3001	3000	For what it's worth...
976	2943	2942	Oh that's an easy one. Just have a look at the designer room code in your PET.
977	2945	2944	The designer room code is in your PET. Or at least it should be.
978	2995	2994	We were just about to pick up the passengers in Vastan when we got lost. Well, slightly lost.
979	2997	2996	There aren't any passengers because we got lost before we could pick them up.
980	2963	2962	We're going to Vastan - soon as this little hiccup's out of the way.
981	2965	2964	We were going to Vastan. Now we're just drifting in space.
982	2959	2958	Bit of an oversight there I'm afraid. Still, I'm sure you'll be able to hold on till the trip's over.
983	2961	2960	Forgot them didn't they. Typical.
984	2939	2938	Blerontin.
985	2941	2940	Blerontin.
986	2979	2978	Just a small case of missing brain parts. Nothing to worry about I'm sure.
987	2981	2980	Someone's nicked all the intelligent bits from inside her head and hidden them. To put it bluntly.
988	2975	2974	And jolly helpful it is to know that.
989	2977	2976	Doesn't mean much if you don't know where Earth is.
990	3429	3428	Simple enough! Just figure out why the old girl's not functioning - then fix it. Couldn't be easier!
991	3431	3430	If I knew that I wouldn't have got you on board would I.
992	3451	3450	If you hurry you might just make it.
993	3469	3468	If you hurry you might just make it.
994	3795	3794	(humming)
995	3797	3796	(humming)
996	3799	3798	(humming)
997	3801	3800	(humming)
998	3803	3802	Do get a move on please. Thank you. Hmmm.
999	3805	3804	Oh, dear. Hummm... Boring boring boring...
1000	3807	3806	I'm so bored. You're boring me... Could you get a move on please... Could you please hurry up a moment. Thank you.
1001	3809	3808	Yes yes yes. Please please. Oh, for goodness sake do hurry up.
1002	3811	3810	Well, if you don't need me any more, I'll be off...
1003	3927	3926	Everything in order, Sir, Madam, or Other? May I be of assistance?
1004	3929	3928	Don't suppose you want any help, do you?
1005	2889	2888	Look on the bright side - things can only get better can't they.
1006	2891	2890	If you're looking for things to get better, you've come to the wrong place.
1007	2885	2884	That's what we like to call the Titanic Effect kicking in.
1008	2887	2886	Well, it's downhill from here, I'm afraid.
1009	3439	3438	Immediately.
1010	3457	3456	Immediately.
1011	3441	3440	Right away.
1012	3459	3458	Right away.
1013	2905	2904	How utterly marvelous for you.
1014	2907	2906	Mmm. Fat lot of good you're going to be then.
1015	3449	3448	Just missed it.
1016	3467	3466	Just missed it.
1017	3445	3444	Later.
1018	3463	3462	Later.
1019	3003	3002	Lift 1,
1020	3005	3004	Lift 2,
1021	3007	3006	Lift 3,
1022	3009	3008	Lift 4,
1023	3317	3316	Lord knows.
1024	3901	3900	Just hop in one of the mini-elevators. I believe you're on the second tier.
1025	3905	3904	Second floor. You'll have to use the mini-elevator.
1026	3899	3898	Just hop in one of the mini-elevators. I believe you're on the third tier.
1027	3903	3902	Third floor. You'll have to use the mini-elevator.
1028	2909	2908	What a delightful name that is.
1029	2911	2910	A name's a name I suppose.
1030	3413	3412	All in a day's work for a happy Bot!
1031	3415	3414	All right.
1032	3417	3416	My pleasure any time!
1033	3419	3418	My pleasure, I suppose.
1034	3421	3420	Anything else I can do to help, don't hesitate to ask!
1035	3423	3422	You want anything else, I'm here I suppose.
1036	3893	3892	My pleasure.
1037	3895	3894	No trouble at all.
1038	3897	3896	Glad I could help.
1039	3379	3378	Edmund.
1040	3387	3386	Edmund.
1041	3377	3376	Edmund Lucy Fentible.
1042	3385	3384	Edmund Lucy Fentible.
1043	3383	3382	Fentible.
1044	3391	3390	Fentible.
1045	3381	3380	Lucy.
1046	3389	3388	Lucy.
1047	3437	3436	Never.
1048	3455	3454	Never.
1049	2897	2896	The feeling is utterly mutual.
1050	2899	2898	I'll reserve judgement on that.
1051	2893	2892	It's always nice weather on the Starship Titanic.
1052	2895	2894	Thing about weather - it's bound to get worse eventually.
1053	3095	3094	1.
1054	3113	3112	10.
1055	3115	3114	11.
1056	3117	3116	12.
1057	3119	3118	13.
1058	3121	3120	14.
1059	3123	3122	15.
1060	3125	3124	16.
1061	3127	3126	17.
1062	3129	3128	18.
1063	3097	3096	2.
1064	3099	3098	3.
1065	3101	3100	4.
1066	3103	3102	5.
1067	3105	3104	6.
1068	3107	3106	7.
1069	3109	3108	8.
1070	3111	3110	9.
1071	3131	3130	Floor.
1072	3133	3132	Floor.
1073	3011	3010	1,
1074	3029	3028	10,
1075	3031	3030	11,
1076	3033	3032	12,
1077	3035	3034	13,
1078	3037	3036	14,
1079	3039	3038	15,
1080	3041	3040	16,
1081	3043	3042	17,
1082	3045	3044	18,
1083	3047	3046	19,
1084	3013	3012	2,
1085	3049	3048	20,
1086	3051	3050	21,
1087	3053	3052	22,
1088	3055	3054	23,
1089	3057	3056	24,
1090	3059	3058	25,
1091	3061	3060	26,
1092	3063	3062	27,
1093	3065	3064	28,
1094	3067	3066	29,
1095	3015	3014	3,
1096	3069	3068	30,
1097	3071	3070	31,
1098	3073	3072	32,
1099	3075	3074	33,
1100	3077	3076	34,
1101	3079	3078	35,
1102	3081	3080	36,
1103	3083	3082	37,
1104	3085	3084	38,
1105	3087	3086	39,
1106	3017	3016	4,
1107	3089	3088	40,
1108	3091	3090	41,
1109	3093	3092	42,
1110	3019	3018	5,
1111	3021	3020	6,
1112	3023	3022	7,
1113	3025	3024	8,
1114	3027	3026	9,
1115	3135	3134	Room.
1116	3137	3136	Room.
1117	3625	3624	Not that it will do any good of course.
1118	3643	3642	I don't know. Spend your life working it all out. Then you die.
1119	3645	3644	I do feel very pessimistic at the moment you know.
1120	3647	3646	I find it very hard to look on the bright side at the moment.
1121	3627	3626	Won't help, though.
1122	3629	3628	I can't see any of this is going to help.
1123	3631	3630	None of this is going to help so I don't see why I bother.
1124	3633	3632	Why do I bother? This isn't going to help.
1125	3635	3634	This is all a waste of time.
1126	3637	3636	I wonder when the bomb is going to go off.
1127	3639	3638	I wonder when we're going to crash.
1128	3641	3640	Well, we've all got to die sometime.
1129	3155	3154	Just stand outside any room then look in the designer room number mode of your PET and you'll find out exactly where your are.
1130	3157	3156	You probably won't understand this. Stand outside a room then look in the PET. If you're lucky it'll tell you where you are.
1131	3505	3504	You want to be careful who you go around prodding.
1132	3507	3506	Most of us Bots don't respond well to being prodded.
1133	3509	3508	You prod Bots at your peril.
1134	3511	3510	You really shouldn't prod Bots - you never know what will happen.
1135	3259	3258	How exciting! I do hope so!
1136	3261	3260	Probably. Somebody's idea of a joke if you ask me.
1137	3813	3812	Did you find the chicken?
1138	3829	3828	Did you sort the music out?
1139	3831	3830	Did you figure out what happened in the First Class Restaurant?
1140	3833	3832	Did you find anything in the Bilge Room?
1141	3835	3834	Did you sort out the fuses in Titania's Room?
1142	3815	3814	Did you find the napkin?
1143	3837	3836	Have you been sneezing?
1144	3853	3852	Have you found Titania's Vision Center yet?
1145	3855	3854	Have you found Titania's Olfactory Center yet?
1146	3857	3856	Have you found Titania's Speech Center yet?
1147	3859	3858	Are you still looking for a long stick?
1148	3861	3860	Is it true you've found a body?
1149	3841	3840	Somebody has been. I heard it.
1150	3839	3838	Please don't. It's terribly unhygienic.
1151	3843	3842	Have you found Titania's eyes yet?
1152	3845	3844	Have you found Titania's nose yet?
1153	3847	3846	Have you found Titania's ears yet?
1154	3849	3848	Have you found Titania's mouth yet?
1155	3851	3850	Have you found Titania's Auditory Center yet?
1156	3817	3816	Did you get that damned chicken machine to work?
1157	3863	3862	What about that lemon. Have you got it yet?
1158	3865	3864	Did you find any starling puree?
1159	3867	3866	Did you find a TV set?
1160	3869	3868	What exactly is it you're looking for now?
1161	3871	3870	Have you defused that awful bomb yet?
1162	3819	3818	Did you find out how to get that damned parrot out of the way?
1163	3821	3820	Did you find the room with the moth in it?
1164	3823	3822	Did you get your room changed?
1165	3825	3824	What's the weather like in the Arboretum?
1166	3827	3826	Is it winter or summer?
1167	3263	3262	Did you find that thing you were looking for? I do hope so.
1168	3265	3264	Still wandering round looking for things? It's not a life is it.
1169	3947	3946	I see you've got your in-flight magazine - did you win?!
1170	3949	3948	Mmmm. In-flight magazine. How exciting. Did you win?
1171	3951	3950	How exciting. You'd better get up to Marsinta and grab your upgrade.
1172	3953	3952	Better get your upgrade then.
1173	3285	3284	Aah.
1174	3305	3304	Prr!
1175	3307	3306	Mn.
1176	3267	3266	Haaah.
1177	3287	3286	Aaaaaaahhhrh.
1178	3269	3268	Hmmm.
1179	3289	3288	Oooooohhh.
1180	3271	3270	Aaahh.
1181	3291	3290	Oooooooohhh.
1182	3273	3272	Oooh.
1183	3293	3292	Hmm!
1184	3275	3274	Aah.
1185	3295	3294	Ooooh.
1186	3277	3276	Oooh.
1187	3297	3296	Hn!
1188	3279	3278	Uh haaah.
1189	3299	3298	Hnn!
1190	3281	3280	Ahhh.
1191	3301	3300	Huh.
1192	3283	3282	Oooh.
1193	3303	3302	Buh!
1194	3969	3968
1195	3443	3442	Soon.
1196	3461	3460	Soon.
1197	3501	3500	Didn't catch that I'm afraid?
1198	3503	3502	Was that a comment?
1199	3967	3966	Super-galactic what??
1200	3401	3400	But look! We're already there!
1201	3403	3402	We're there. It's no great shakes is it.
1202	3191	3190	I can certainly tell you how to get there. Where was it again?
1203	3193	3192	I'll tell you how to get there and if you're lucky I'll meet you there. Where was it again?
1204	3409	3408	Oh thank you!
1205	3411	3410	Mmm. Thanks.
1206	3943	3942	Super Galactic Traveler Class!
1207	3945	3944	Super Galactic Traveler Class. Riff-raff class would be more appropriate.
1208	3195	3194	My behind, I expect.
1209	3197	3196	Knowing my luck it's Krage. He has this tiresome habit of creeping up on one.
1210	3873	3872	What are you going to do now then?
1211	3433	3432	Time you got a move on if you don't mind me saying.
1212	3435	3434	Who cares. Time doesn't matter any more.
1213	2901	2900	I'm the DoorBot - factotum to the stars.
1214	2903	2902	I'm the DoorBot - otherwise known as lackey or slave.
1215	3453	3452	Whenever you like.
1216	3471	3470	Whenever you like.
1217	3477	3476	Try the Bar.
1218	3479	3478	Bar I suppose.
1219	3473	3472	Just pop along to the restaurant.
1220	3475	3474	Ever thought of going to the restaurant?
1221	3935	3934	In the Parrot Lobby??
1222	3937	3936	In the Parrot Lobby??
1223	3163	3162	In the Bar.
1224	3165	3164	In the Bar if you're lucky.
1225	3187	3186	Oh he's around somewhere. Just summon him with your PET.
1226	3189	3188	You could try summoning him with your PET but he's probably having a quiet snooze somewhere.
1227	3159	3158	In the Embarkation Lobby.
1228	3161	3160	In the Embarkation Lobby - if you're lucky.
1229	3179	3178	In the Elevator.
1230	3181	3180	In the Elevator. Poor sod.
1231	3175	3174	In the 1st Class Restaurant.
1232	3177	3176	In the 1st Class Restaurant. Least, he should be.
1233	3167	3166	In the Parrot Lobby.
1234	3171	3170	In the Parrot Lobby. Just as long as no-one lets it out.
1235	3169	3168	Seems to be all over the ship - rather charming isn't it, lends a rather lovely tropical flavor to everything.
1236	3173	3172	All over the shop isn't it. As if things weren't bad enough already.
1237	3183	3182	On the 1st Class Canal.
1238	3185	3184	On the 1st Class Canal. Not that you'll get much out of him.
1239	3151	3150	Absolutely! Wonderful idea!
1240	3153	3152	I suppose so. If you really want.
1241	3785	3784	I don't know. Perhaps you should look for a fuse box?
1242	3789	3788	Perhaps somebody took them for safe keeping?
1243	3791	3790	Bots aren't allowed into Titania's Room. They fall off the ceiling.
1244	3793	3792	Leovinus, Scraliontis, Brobostigon for example.
1245	3963	3962	Do you know I think they've got fuse boxes in Titania's chamber.
1246	3965	3964	You could always try Titania's chamber. For what it's worth.
1247	3787	3786	The ship is controlled from Titania's Room. I expect the fuse box is around there somewhere.
1248	3405	3404	You're standing in it. What a thrill!
1249	3407	3406	You're in it. Enjoy.
1250	3425	3424	Oh here and there! This and that! Things to do! Busy busy!
1251	3427	3426	You know. Pottering around. Getting fed up.
1252	3327	3326	Brobostigon.
1253	3353	3352	Brobostigon.
1254	3345	3344	D'Astragaar.
1255	3371	3370	D'Astragaar.
1256	3939	3938	Dear, dear Edwina. Ah well.
1257	3941	3940	Mmmm. Edwina. Rum old thing she was. Let's change the subject shall we?
1258	3341	3340	Fentible.
1259	3367	3366	Fentible.
1260	3339	3338	Fortillian.
1261	3365	3364	Fortillian.
1262	3331	3330	The Gat.
1263	3357	3356	The Gat.
1264	3337	3336	Krage.
1265	3363	3362	Krage.
1266	3325	3324	Leovinus.
1267	3351	3350	Leovinus.
1268	3343	3342	Marsinta.
1269	3369	3368	Marsinta.
1270	3333	3332	Me.
1271	3359	3358	Me.
1272	3347	3346	The Rowbot.
1273	3373	3372	The RowBot.
1274	3329	3328	Scraliontis.
1275	3355	3354	Scraliontis.
1276	3323	3322	Titania.
1277	3349	3348	Titania.
1278	3335	3334	You.
1279	3361	3360	You.
1280	3199	3198	The gloriously infallible engineering giant - Starstruct Incorporated.
1281	3201	3200	Some dodgy boat building outfit called Starstruct.
1282	3139	3138	The tremendously benign and deeply caring Starlight Lines.
1283	3141	3140	Starlight Lines. Although they've probably gone bust by now - given what's happened to the ship.
1284	513	512	No, don't think I've ever heard of one of those before.
1285	515	514	Sorry, the memory's gone completely.
1286	517	516	The trouble with memory loss is that you can never remember if you've had it before.
1287	519	518	There's so much I've forgotten. I wish I could remember how much.
1288	521	520	No use asking me - I've got a memory like ... one of those things with holes in it that you put, ... er, you know, those things that grow in the, er ... what do you call it...?
1289	523	522	If I were you I'd just give up and talk to the what's his name - chappie that looks like a lamp stand.
1290	525	524	Afraid we've got a bit of a problem here - the old memory's up the spout and I can't seem to remember any words.
1291	495	494	I'm sorry - you'll have to explain that.
1292	497	496	My vocabulary has let me down again...
1293	499	498	Please explain in words that an old bot might understand.
1294	501	500	I'm afraid some of the linguistic complexities of your dear little planet are beyond me.
1295	503	502	I'd be awfully grateful if you could simplify that for me.
1296	505	504	Just don't understand. Sorry.
1297	507	506	Do explain that for me.
1298	509	508	What is a - whatever you called it...?
1299	511	510	You'll have to bear with me on the old translation front I'm afraid - I'm only a 5.2 and some of the code wasn't very good in the early versions.
1300	1097	1096	Sorry. Seem to have forgotten. I'm sure it'll come back to me.
1301	1099	1098	Oh dear. Memory problems again. Can't last much longer can it.
1302	1101	1100	Memory's gone. Still, I'm sure you'll work out the answer for yourself any minute.
1303	1087	1086	How do we get Titania up and running - that's the real question.
1304	1089	1088	How do you deal with these bizarre on-board developments - that's a better question.
1305	1091	1090	How are we going to get the Titanic working properly, that's what I want to know.
1306	1093	1092	How are you going to deal with things when it starts to get difficult, that is a more pertinent question.
1307	1095	1094	Don't know the answer to that one but I'm sure things will work out fine.
1308	1109	1108	How should I know? Can't remember a damned thing. Par for the course I suppose.
1309	1111	1110	How indeed? I wouldn't ask me - memory's shot to pieces and not getting any better.
1310	1113	1112	Good question. Don't know's the answer - got no memory you see. Finito. Kaput. Finickety. Tiddly woo. Diddly day doh.
1311	1103	1102	How do we get out of here alive. That's a question that's bothering me all right.
1312	1105	1104	How did I end up with you. Well I know how. How's it all going to end, that's an even worse question.
1313	1107	1106	How did I end up hurtling through hyperspace on an out of control Starship. That old fraudster Fate I suppose.
1314	951	950	Memory's all over the shop. I don't think I'm making sense any more.
1315	953	952	I'll just have forty winks and see if that helps. Or is it thirty?
1316	93	92	Well, one good thing about a bad memory - it can only get better.
1317	1401	1400	I think you'd better ask the BarBot about that.
1318	1393	1392	I think you'd better ask the BellBot about that.
1319	1409	1408	I think you'd better ask the DeskBot about that.
1320	3	2	Don't know. Hope it's like custard. I think I like custard.
1321	11	10	I hadn't noticed but I'm sure the birds will muck in when we ask them.
1322	1257	1256	Can't be a bomb on board. I'd have remembered that all right.
1323	1291	1290	Reminds me of something that bowl - I'm sure it'll come to me...
1324	19	18	Haven't got a clue what that is. I'm sure it'll be jolly useful.
1325	27	26	I've not seen any chickens. Still, there might be a spare egg knocking around we could keep our eyes on - depends upon how lucky you're feeling.
1326	35	34	Who knows? Perhaps the chickens will tire out eventually and slow down?
1327	43	42	Memory problem this end. I'm sure you'll think of something.
1328	51	50	Who knows? Perhaps one day a chicken will slow down enough to tell you.
1329	59	58	From the look of him his racing days are over. Perhaps you should keep him as a souvenir of this happy holiday.
1330	67	66	You're probably right. I'm not sure I had one in the conventional sense.
1331	65	64	Well this is a fine time to turn up.
1332	707	706	Haven't got a clue what else I do but I don't give a fig because this will make me happy for ever.
1333	715	714	As you wish. I don't mind where we go. I can't even remember where we are.
1334	723	722	Don't know. Pleasant little ride though isn't it.
1335	731	730	Nature is a wonderful thing. I wonder who said that? Me I suppose.
1336	739	738	Your guess is as good as mine but let's keep smiling. Expect the best and forget the worst that's what I say. Or did I already say that.
1337	747	746	Haven't got a clue but let's have some fun shall we? Go on, press it.
1338	755	754	Could be anything: sea-urchin dispenser, quirk analyzer, helium spigot. Seize the day - press it.
1339	763	762	Jolly big aren't they. I'm sure they lead somewhere delightful.
1340	771	770	I don't know what it is. I know. Let's pretend it's the route to eternal joy.
1341	71	70	We'll soon get some more food. Just as soon as I remember what food is.
1342	395	394	What a delight to see you once again. Whoever you are.
1343	413	412	Sir, Madam or other. How may I be of assistance?
1344	397	396	Have we met? How can I help you?
1345	399	398	Unknown guest. It's pleasure unbridled to be here at your service.
1346	401	400	I don't believe we've met, but how may I be of service on this joyously lovely day?
1347	403	402	Greetings stranger. Fentible's here, his only desire to serve.
1348	405	404	Welcome to the Starship Titanic. Here I am, DoorBot at your service.
1349	407	406	Hello - whoever you are. DoorBot here, ready for anything.
1350	409	408	Sir, Madam or other. DoorBot at your service.
1351	411	410	Sir, Madam or other. Fentible, at your service.
1352	457	456	Memory's gone again - Krage will know. Ask him.
1353	1385	1384	Here's a piece of advice that'll keep you happy. Don't forget to hang on to your memory.
1354	79	78	No... you've lost me there. We'll soon pick up the old thread though don't you worry... what was I saying?... No. Gone again.
1355	1003	1002	I can't quite remember where we're going but you can be assured we'll be off shortly.
1356	1011	1010	There's no time to hang around - don't ask me why because for the life of me I can't remember.
1357	1019	1018	I presume it's something rather important that's fallen out of my brain. Still, better out than in eh?
1358	1027	1026	I'm sure you'll get used to it. I certainly have. In fact I've forgotten it already.
1359	1035	1034	Looks like some sort of video controller doesn't it. I'm sure it'll come in handy.
1360	1043	1042	No. Not a clue. Sorry. Perhaps there'll be some party games with the other passengers?
1361	1051	1050	Look on the bright side. Although I can't really remember why you should.
1362	1059	1058	Something rather unnecessary appears to have happened although bless me I have little recollection of the event. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible - if I can remember how.
1363	1377	1376	What a charming notion. Can't quite remember who our leader is today so we'll just pretend it's me shall we?
1364	87	86	That should be easy. Sadly I've forgotten how.
1365	1329	1328	Well you'll be missing an absolute beano. Don't ask me why though, because I can't remember.
1366	1331	1330	Well you'll be missing an absolute beano. Seems an awful lot to spend for the 2 minute version.
1367	99	98	Maybe it's sulking and any moment now it's going to have a change of heart.
1368	107	106	So there's a cage as well now is there? Ah well, we must be over the worst by now.
1369	115	114	Is there a parrot on board? How delightful.
1370	131	130	Don't remember seeing any on board. Which reminds me, I've not eaten. Perhaps I don't. That's one less thing to worry about.
1371	139	138	Who knows. Perhaps it's just hungry.
1372	147	146	Couldn't tell you. It looks like a helpful sort of bird though doesn't he?
1373	163	162	I'm sure there's a way but I've forgotten it. We'll think of something don't you worry.
1374	171	170	Haven't got a clue. I suppose you could try asking it.
1375	179	178	Caught me on a bad memory day it would seem. Are you my mother?
1376	187	186	Good Lord you're right! There's a parrot! Perhaps it's part of a display team?
1377	1307	1306	If there's a parrot on board, I'm sure he'll turn up eventually.
1378	1325	1324	Who knows.
1379	779	778	Who knows. Perhaps we could use them to clone another parrot to ask this one what he's doing?
1380	123	122	You've got me there. I'd start with the old carbon-based diet first and work your way up to Mercilium.
1381	155	154	Never seen it before. Do you think it'll sing us a song?
1382	787	786	Looks like a nose doesn't it. I'm not sure we need one but it's a start isn't it?
1383	795	794	Don't ask me. Perhaps if there's a fancy dress party I could wear it?
1384	803	802	Could be a Rabelok monkey trap for all I know. Looks like it could come in handy later though..
1385	811	810	I don't know why you'd want to do that but if it makes you happy.
1386	819	818	Couldn't tell you what it is. Still, take it with you it's bound to come in handy.
1387	827	826	Sounds awfully like a Rapulon to me. Could be a Monkey-eating Plenge. Or is it a Titherer. Whatever: I expect someone will come and shoot it in a second.
1388	835	834	Are we getting a parrot? That's jolly exciting.
1389	843	842	Who knows? I'm sure It'll be happy though.
1390	851	850	Don't ask me. I'm sure whatever you do will turn out to be the right thing in the end.
1391	859	858	Don't recognize any of it but I'm hoping there might be a little cooking program on later.
1392	867	866	Haven't got a clue but perhaps the little fellow's trying to help you.
1393	195	194	Whatever they are I'm sure we'll have some on board somewhere.
1394	1299	1298	Don't know, but I'm pretty certain he'll have a good go at it.
1395	203	202	Not a clue, not a clue. But I know you'll find it - you're a real trooper.
1396	1269	1268	Can't say I know what puree is but it certainly has a birdy sort of air.
1397	1271	1270	That's bird puree all right but I wouldn't make a song and dance about it.
1398	1273	1272	You mentioned starlings a while back didn't you. If I'm not mistaken, they're a kind of fish and not a particularly good one at that. Don't swim very well.
1399	1275	1274	I'd hazard a guess at bird sauce but what's the advice of a lowly DoorBot worth eh?.
1400	211	210	That's a tough one. I'm sure you'll think of something.
1401	219	218	If you know a good way to do it, then I'd say tally-ho!
1402	1347	1346	Well it's anyone's guess. I'm pretty resilient and whatever happens I won't stop smiling.
1403	331	330	I'm sure someone will be along shortly to take your order.
1404	363	362	Haven't a clue but I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun finding out.
1405	323	322	I'm sure it's just a little floor show.
1406	347	346	Whatever it is I'm sure a couple of espresso's will have him back on his feet.
1407	355	354	I know there was a lot of to-ing and fro-ing last night but I just can't remember who. I'm sure he'll be up and about in a minute.
1408	339	338	I don't know who it is but he's obviously enjoyed his meal.
1409	227	226	Jolly good idea. I'll get right onto it - as soon as I can remember what it is I'm supposed to be doing.
1410	235	234	Another DoorBot? Joy of joys! We must meet. There's so much to say!
1411	875	874	Pleasant looking woman. Can't say I know her. Maybe it's my wife. I wonder if Bots have wives. I'm sure I deserve one. I'm sure I'm a decent sort of Bot when I'm working properly.
1412	885	884	Don't know what happens but I'm happy just to be sharing this special time with you.
1413	893	892	Who knows? If this is the wrong room I'm sure someone will tell you.
1414	901	900	I'm not really the best judge of that - I'm sure it'll feel bigger when you've lived in it a little.
1415	1363	1362	There's a word for his condition but it momentarily escapes me. He'll be right as rain any moment I'm sure.
1416	909	908	Don't know what they are but they look jolly edible to me.
1417	917	916	Who knows? They look yummy though.
1418	937	936	Don't know. Can't do any harm, can it?
1419	243	242	Ugly beggar isn't it. Couldn't tell you what it is but I'm sure it's going to come in jolly handy.
1420	251	250	Haven't got a clue but what harm can it do to try?
1421	259	258	Well it's anyone's guess. I'm pretty resilient and whatever happens I won't stop smiling.
1422	1281	1280	Not sure if I do that sort of thing. Let's have a shot at it shall we.
1423	267	266	Are we going somewhere? How exciting!
1424	275	274	Titanic. Titanic. No, I'm afraid the word means nothing to me. Let me hazard a guess. Some sort of lozenge? An ear refreshment spray? A variety of condiment? I'll get there in the end I always do. I think.
1425	283	282	Not exactly Mr. MemoryBot today. I'm sure you'll come up with a plan.
1426	291	290	I don't know where you're supposed to be but I'm sure it'll all turn out right in the wash.
1427	963	962	Do you know something - this all looks terribly familiar, as if I've been here before. Ah well. Give it a try - nothing ventured...
1428	971	970	I'm fairly certain jumping's not the answer. Although who knows - they say flying's all in the mind don't they.
1429	979	978	Elevators? Holy Kaboli! They'll come in handy - let's go for a ride.
1430	995	994	I think she's rather important but I seem to have forgotten the details.
1431	987	986	Who knows. Perhaps someone's putting on a show - oh I do hope so.
1432	1371	1370	Can't quite remember the old emergency drill today. Let's just ignore him - he'll probably go away.
1433	299	298	Never heard of it. Perhaps there's a CopBot you can ask?
1434	307	306	If you want to know where to go, I wouldn't ask me. I'm sure you'll find someone more useful out there.
1435	315	314	No. It's gone. Had it for a second. Lost it. It'll come back. Don't you worry.
1436	489	488	Never heard of him. Sounds Galloid to me - which is always exciting.
1437	481	480	Never heard of him. Sounds jolly exciting though.
1438	1355	1354	Could be the king of Kalpon for all I know. He'll wake up in a second and tell us.
1439	473	472	Never heard of him. Sounds a nice sort of fellow whoever he is.
1440	465	464	Never heard of her. But she sounds lovely.
1441	1339	1338	I wonder if it always does that. I thought it was rather fun actually.
1442	1399	1398	I think you'd better ask the BarBot about that.
1443	1391	1390	I think you'd better ask the BellBot about that.
1444	1407	1406	I think you'd better ask the DeskBot about that.
1445	1279	1278	With respect, you'll find the BellBot is the expert on taking - me I'm more a door opening sort of fellow.
1446	1	0	Well it's a delightful, rich, pungent dressing whose origin and constituent parts are a closely guarded secret and which balances the taste and texture of chicken in a manner which is almost miraculous.
1447	9	8	I had noticed this in passing but prefer to avoid such speciesist labels and think of us all as one big happy crew.
1448	1255	1254	There's no bomb on this ship. Good lord no.
1449	1289	1288	It may look like a bowl but I do believe it's one of Titania's ears.
1450	17	16	Each room has a unique identifier and I think we're all going to have a lot of fun remembering them.
1451	25	24	The restaurants of the Starship Titanic harbor a veritable cornucopia of chicken, all of which have satisfied the rigorous quality testing of Hen Galactica in order to provide you with that unique 'Farmyard Experience'.
1452	33	32	Just change the chicken delivery velocity and everything will be hunky dory.
1453	41	40	I've come across this problem before: just find something to wipe the chicken and you'll be fine and dandy.
1454	49	48	Just pop up to Titania's Chamber, adjust the old settings and Lob's your uncle.
1455	57	56	I think you should post it to the Parrot Room toute suite. That'll sort him out.
1456	705	704	This is but one of my diverse responsibilities and I confidently expect it to lead to greater things.
1457	713	712	As you wish. Every experience is a rich one if you look at it with a positive default.
1458	721	720	I love it down here - peaceful, quiet. A bot can dream a little.
1459	729	728	Nature is a wonderful thing. Ah the memories of the old Bloxite mines!
1460	737	736	We're going to check you in for the voyage of a lifetime.
1461	745	744	Why don't you just press it then sit back and prepare to be excited.
1462	753	752	Let me introduce one of my charming colleagues: our delightful DeskBot who will check you in.
1463	761	760	You won't be needing the embarkation doors till we land - and according to the brochure I'm expecting paradise...
1464	769	768	It's the service elevator but don't you worry you'll be using the grand central elevator system from here.
1465	69	68	I'm sure it's only smorbits away from an upgrade - soon the extensive culinary delights of the renowned First Class Titanic Restaurant will be spread out for the delectation of your trembling palate.
1466	375	374	What a delight to see you once again.
1467	393	392	How may I be of assistance?
1468	377	376	How can I help you?
1469	379	378	It's pleasure unbridled to be here at your service again.
1470	381	380	And how may I be of service on this joyously lovely day?
1471	383	382	Yes Fentible's here, his only desire to serve.
1472	385	384	Here I am your favorite DoorBot at your service.
1473	387	386	DoorBot here, ready for anything.
1474	389	388	DoorBot at your service.
1475	391	390	Fentible, at your service.
1476	455	454	To be honest I'm having doubts about my accuracy - ask the BellBot, he'll get it right.
1477	1383	1382	Well my own philosophy's a simple one: think of life as just a word upon a balloon and you'll never lack a smile upon your face.
1478	77	76	Not entirely with you there - we probably lost a little something in the old translation but let's not worry about that. Onwards and upwards!
1479	1001	1000	Thank you for your suggestion. Just as soon as you're aboard we shall be dancing down the old moonbeams and what unconfined joy that will be.
1480	1009	1008	There's no time to hang around, it's now or never.
1481	1017	1016	That is the Personal Electronic Thing - one of the great miracles of the age which I can tell you're going to have a lot of fun using.
1482	1025	1024	Ah yes, compared to the old Klepton lobe invader it is rather primitive but we do find it more reliable.
1483	1033	1032	I can see you're excited and so you should be: it's a Personal Electronic Thing and it's your key to having a jolly lazy time while you're on board.
1484	1041	1040	Ah well that's for me to know and for you to have fun finding out.
1485	1049	1048	Look on the bright side. The property market's bottomed out in this region of the galaxy so it's a perfect time to buy another one.
1486	1057	1056	Due to an unfortunate navigational error the cruise liner Starship Titanic appears to have crashed into your lovely home. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible however and I expect limitless delight and joy to break out any second now.
1487	1375	1374	What a charming notion. If as I surmise you are referring to Leovinus then I am sure we will meet him soon.
1488	85	84	No-one's ever tried it at this speed - why not just settle back and enjoy the cruise?
1489	371	370	Madam.
1490	1327	1326	Well from my experience you'll be missing an absolute beano: nothing like a maiden voyage to invigorate the soul. And this is nothing like a maiden voyage. ho ho ho.
1491	373	372	Other.
1492	97	96	We've got the variety that doesn't converse but looking on the bright side that does mean we don't have to form a relationship with it.
1493	105	104	Tempt the little fellow with a tasty morsel and he'll be out of there like a shot.
1494	113	112	He'll be off that perch like a whiphound after a prawn dinner.
1495	129	128	You're on the right track there - I'd try the restaurant.
1496	137	136	All it wants is to be happy and now you're here I'm sure you're going to help.
1497	145	144	I'm certain that if you feed it right it will be an absolute boon.
1498	161	160	What a thoroughly, thoroughly wonderful idea.
1499	169	168	Distract it with a spot of food, that's sure to work.
1500	177	176	Find the address, pop the little fellow into the Succ-U-Bus and whizz it away.
1501	185	184	Delightful creature isn't it. Been on board for some time now. Perhaps there's going to be a circus?
1502	1305	1304	You'll have to send the parrot yourself, he'll be happy to oblige.
1503	1323	1322	Chuck the little beggar through the Succ-U-Bus, you know it makes sense.
1504	777	776	They'd make a lovely hat, very useful if winter sets in.
1505	121	120	Most parrots will eat anything so it's worth taking a few risks with what you offer.
1506	153	152	It knows a lot of what's been going on and I'm sure you'll get it to help.
1507	785	784	Jumping jillerbys you're right! That's not a light, it's Titania's nose - no wonder we're having a rum time if there's bits of the boss all over the shop. At least we know what we're dealing with eh?
1508	793	792	Pop it back on the old girl's face I think and everything will be tickety boo.
1509	801	800	Looks rather important to me: I've a feeling it's going to come in handy during the journey.
1510	809	808	In my experience the successful traveler is prepared for any eventuality: I'm sure you're a successful traveler.
1511	817	816	I believe that's part of the parrot's perch. We live in strange times and I would say take it with you.
1512	825	824	I do believe that is the sound of a parrot in pain. It'll be over in a tic just as soon as the parrot reaches the other end.
1513	833	832	Just find him and chuck him back in the Succ-U-Bus - easy as pulling the wings off a Niblet.
1514	841	840	The parrot went wherever you addressed it - I'm sure it's very happy there.
1515	849	848	If I were you I'd leave the parrot here whilst you enjoy the ship's attractions.
1516	857	856	Only watches rubbish but I'm hoping to introduce it to a little classic adaptation as the voyage continues.
1517	865	864	Well I do believe the little fellow's trying to tell you something about Titania.
1518	193	192	Now you're cooking - I do believe that our highly regarded Second Class Guests are furnished with an unlimited supply of pistachios upon embarkation.
1519	1297	1296	He'll scoff the lot faster than a gold-plated Succ-U-Bus.
1520	201	200	This is the wildest of wild guesses - but I do believe there's a bird sauce dispenser in the Super Galactic Traveler Restaurant.
1521	1267	1266	Heavens below, you've done it if my memory for purees doesn't deceive me.
1522	209	208	There's bound to be a spare cup or a glass somewhere.
1523	217	216	You can do anything. All you have to do is believe and if you believe that, you'll believe anything, and thus become omnipotent.
1524	1345	1344	I expect I'd pop out somewhere else in the ship, bright as a button and fresh as a daisy.
1525	329	328	I'm sure D'Astragaar, our enormously talented Maitre d' will take your order shortly.
1526	361	360	Looks to me like some sort of circuit connector. D'you know - I'd hang onto that if I were you, I think it could come in very handy.
1527	321	320	I do believe there has been a catastrophe of fatal proportions. Still, I hear the soup's always good.
1528	345	344	Ah well, as we all know death is a matter of opinion.
1529	353	352	Well I know Mr. Leovinus popped up here to see him - perhaps he tripped and fell against him?
1530	337	336	That I'm afraid to say is Mr. Scraliontis, the Starship Titanic Accountant.
1531	225	224	Jolly good idea. I'll get right onto it.
1532	233	232	Oh yes the multi-bot multi-user license opened up a whole new world to me - used to be stuck in the one room for ever you see. But now - I'm a whole new Bot. Or a lot of Bots I suppose you could say.
1533	873	872	Ah yes the great Doreen McLevity - the finest female impersonator ever to pull on a rubber hat.
1534	883	882	If you make her smile we will all be a smorbit happier and that's reward in itself.
1535	891	890	As long as the PET code matches the room code you're home and dry - and what a charmingly... miniature room it is.
1536	899	898	Exactly one hundred and four smorbits by one hundred and eight. It's a beauty isn't it.
1537	1361	1360	Dead I believe, but I'm sure it's not as serious as it looks.
1538	369	368	Sir.
1539	907	906	A variety of sweetmeats and savories for your joy and delectation.
1540	915	914	Lovely.
1541	935	934	Live a little. Eat them all up. Feast yourself on these Titanic Tasties.
1542	241	240	That is the Succ-U-Bus, an expert in the field of whizzing things round the ship to wherever you want them to go.
1543	249	248	It will whizz off to wherever you want it to go faster than you can say intergalactic upgrade, and certainly faster than you could get one.
1544	257	256	I expect I'd pop out somewhere else in the ship, bright as a button and fresh as a daisy.
1545	1283	1282	Doesn't look as though I'm designed for taking, does it. I'm sure you'll find someone to help.
1546	265	264	Any minute now I expect the captain will be squirting the old quasars, bringing the nose round and locking-on to paradise...
1547	273	272	There has been and there can be no other vessel bearing the name Titanic: the word Titanic is wholly owned by the Pithy family of Zinnerman B and may only be uttered out of context under license. Certain in our uniqueness, we fly proudly through the universe bursting the parameters of known luxury, a star in the firmament of service...
1548	281	280	Short of winning a competition I'd suggest catching the DeskBot on a good day and using your abundant charm.
1549	289	288	Upgrades are always available for the more sophisticated traveler and I do believe you'll find the DeskBot most accommodating.
1550	961	960	All off-limits I'm afraid to Super Galactic Traveler class. But don't you worry, I'm sure you'll pick up an upgrade soon.
1551	969	968	Quite simple. Just take an elevator, tell the helpful LiftBot the floor you require, and the world is your sea-pig.
1552	977	976	The elevators go down to the staterooms and although you are only in Super Galactic Traveler class I think you're going to be rather impressed with your own cabin.
1553	993	992	Joy of joys, Titania is our great mother intelligence.
1554	985	984	That is the exquisite Titania - the central intelligence of the ship.
1555	1369	1368	I think we'd better just leave him here. Who knows - he might feel better after a bit of peace and quiet.
1556	297	296	Just take a stroll and ask a BellBot - he's the expert or so he tells us.
1557	305	304	I think you should go exploring - the old Titanic's full of surprises for the discerning guest.
1558	313	312	DoorBot 5987889317493763392 at your service but not for long I believe: I shall be running the ship shortly and within days expect to be invited onto the board of the company.
1559	487	486	Tremendous asset to the ship's company - finest Maitre d'Bot ever to run a restaurant.
1560	479	478	Wonderful fellow. Most entertaining, charming BarBot in the whole fleet.
1561	1353	1352	That's the accountant. But don't you worry, I'm sure he's just playing about.
1562	471	470	Charming chap. A trifle louche but terribly helpful, fine BellBot.
1563	463	462	Charming woman. Delightful. Best DeskBot in the fleet.
1564	1337	1336	I've never seen it do that before. I'm sure someone will rectify the Succ-U-Bus immediately.
1565	95	94	The memory's shot to pieces and it's not getting any better. I'll forget my head soon if it's not screwed on.
1566	1405	1404	I think you'd better ask the BarBot about that.
1567	1397	1396	I think you'd better ask the BellBot about that.
1568	1413	1412	I think you'd better ask the DeskBot about that.
1569	7	6	New one on me. Doesn't sound too pleasant you know.
1570	15	14	I've not seen any yet. Knowing my luck I'll have to wring some necks before this voyage is out.
1571	1261	1260	There isn't a bomb on board. And if there was I wouldn't remember it anyway.
1572	1295	1294	Moving bowls. This doesn't sound good. If the bowls are moving - then we can't trust anything.
1573	23	22	Haven't got a clue what that is. I'm sure it's deeply important and my forgetting will land us in some awful predicament.
1574	31	30	Chickens - they're the fluffy ones with legs aren't they. No chance. They'll be rock solid in the freezers - lucky beggars.
1575	39	38	Are there chickens in here? They'll be messy and I shall probably have to tidy up.
1576	47	46	Who knows. To be honest I'm more worried about my memory. Did you say something?
1577	55	54	Who knows? We're probably stuck with them. Just my luck - racing chickens.
1578	63	62	Chicken? What chicken? They'll be letting starlings on board next.
1579	711	710	It's not a job for a grown bot but it's probably the best I'm going to get.
1580	719	718	I can't remember what these buttons do. And anyway, it's unlikely they're going to make me feel happier.
1581	727	726	Don't know. Perhaps this is all I do. Perhaps I'm a failure.
1582	735	734	Oh yes very nice. I always wondered what planets looked like close up.
1583	743	742	To our doom I expect. I can't remember if I've been there before but it sounds to me like a place you only visit once.
1584	751	750	Knowing our luck if you press that button we shall all be blown to smithereens.
1585	759	758	Whatever it is, getting involved with it's going to make you about as happy as a Bogon prawn on a barbecue.
1586	767	766	Who knows what they are. It's probably where they keep the rubbish bins.
1587	775	774	Whatever it is I can promise you it leads to neither wealth, fame or happiness.
1588	75	74	Don't know. Don't think I eat. So I don't think I know about food.
1589	1265	1264	Might as well ask a Luthian bookie for an honest game of cards.
1590	435	434	Well here I am. Do your worst. Whoever you are.
1591	437	436	Have we met? Whatever. Better tell me what useless service you wish me to perform.
1592	439	438	Unknown guest. I'll do what you want but it's not going to help.
1593	441	440	I don't believe we've met. How may I be of service on this deeply depressing day?
1594	443	442	Greetings stranger. What ridiculously pointless task would you like me to perform?
1595	445	444	Welcome to the Starship Floating Coffin. DoorBot at your service, not that it'll do any good.
1596	447	446	Hello - whoever you are. DoorBot here, ready for anything.
1597	449	448	Sir, Madam or other. DoorBot at your service - who knows for how long.
1598	451	450	Sir, Madam or other. DoorBot here. Not that I can help much.
1599	461	460	Haven't got a clue. You don't want to go there anyway I'm sure.
1600	453	452	Can't remember. But I'm pretty certain we're all doomed.
1601	1389	1388	Don't ask me. Even if I did know I'd be the last to know so that wouldn't be any use.
1602	83	82	No... you've lost me there. Not much chance of finding the old thread either, the way my memory's... what was I saying?... No. Gone again.
1603	1007	1006	The past is a forgotten country. And I can't remember how to get there.
1604	1015	1014	There's no time to hang around. Unless we get aboard now something dreadful will happen. It always does.
1605	1023	1022	I presume it's something rather important that's fallen out of my brain. Won't make me think any better though will it.
1606	1031	1030	Take my word for it, it's a trial for me too and there's nothing we can do about it.
1607	1039	1038	Never seen it before but if it came off our ship it's probably a piece of old junk.
1608	1047	1046	Who knows. Perhaps we keep a file on the ugliest passengers.
1609	1055	1054	Is it, is it oh well I suppose it'll be me who's getting the blame.
1610	1063	1062	Something rather unnecessary appears to have happened although bless me I have little recollection of the event. Such is my experience of these matters that I expect the mantle of blame will be placed upon my shoulders.
1611	1381	1380	Don't remember who our leader is. Even if I did they wouldn't be bothered meeting you. Leaders never are. Or is that fish I'm thinking of?
1612	91	90	Haven't got a clue. Still you didn't have much of a life anyway from what I've seen.
1613	1333	1332	Well it's your choice. If you don't come your life will just continue in its sad and desolate form for the rest of infinity but you won't listen to me will you?
1614	103	102	I didn't know parrots could talk. Typical - we got the one that just spouts rubbish.
1615	111	110	I seem to remember playing a tune helps. No, that's snakes. I'm no help, am I.
1616	119	118	We had a parrot once. Or was it a fish. Anyway, it died.
1617	135	134	Do you know, I'd bet all I own there's no parrot food on this ship. I wonder what I do own.
1618	143	142	Who knows. I expect we shall have to watch it eat for the rest of the trip.
1619	151	150	Who knows. Frankly the day I have to rely upon a parrot is the day I'll have my brain removed.
1620	167	166	I'm sure there's a way but I've forgotten it. I don't think you'd catch it anyway.
1621	175	174	What parrot? Good lord they'll let anyone aboard these days.
1622	183	182	Memory's gone you know. Not coming back. End of DoorBot as far as I can see.
1623	191	190	Oh. A parrot. I expect it's an early warning system for loss of atmosphere.
1624	1303	1302	Parrots. Pistachios. You know I had the distinct feeling I was working on a Starship. Perhaps though, I work in a zoo and this is all a dream.
1625	1321	1320	If there is a parrot on board he's not going to listen to me.
1626	783	782	I wonder where they came from. Not that they'll help. We're suffering from an intelligence failure big enough to fill a blue hole and they send us feathers. Typical.
1627	127	126	You've got me there. I wouldn't offer it anything because I don't think it's deserved it.
1628	159	158	Never seen it before and I doubt some old bird's going to be much help.
1629	791	790	Looks like a nose doesn't it. Parrots, noses, bodies, I'm afraid it's not going to be the journey of a million lifetimes that I promised you.
1630	799	798	Who knows. We could put string through it and wear it as a necklace I suppose.
1631	807	806	Doesn't look much like a perch does it? Probably the Crank Laser from the engine. In which case who cares because we're all doomed.
1632	815	814	I don't know what it is but it looks pretty useless to me.
1633	823	822	Couldn't tell you what it is. You'll just be wasting your time lugging it round the ship.
1634	831	830	Sounds awfully like a Rapulon to me. Could be a Monkey-eating Plenge. Or is it a Titherer. Whatever: as soon as it gets out it'll probably eat us.
1635	839	838	So we had a parrot did we. Won't see that again I bet.
1636	847	846	Who knows? Could be freezing it's feathers off in deep space for all we know.
1637	855	854	Don't ask me. Since when was a parrot the solution to anybody's problems?
1638	863	862	Don't recognize any of it. If it was something I liked I probably wouldn't remember anyway so it's not worth watching.
1639	871	870	Haven't got a clue but if you ask me it's just trying to confuse you.
1640	199	198	Whatever they are, it's unlikely we'll find any before the Titanic veers off the old Ocean Highway and takes us to our doom.
1641	207	206	Could be anywhere. Knowing my luck it'll come out of my head and ruin this jacket.
1642	215	214	Heard the one about the amnesiac DoorBot who couldn't remember his... Sorry I seem to have forgotten the um - you know, the line that goes at the end of a watjamacallit.
1643	223	222	So there's a bar is there. Ah well I suppose it's full of riff-raff drinking big bollas and singing star shanties.
1644	1351	1350	It's anyone's guess. I expect it 's a deeply unpleasant experience involving hitherto unknown forms of pain and suffering.
1645	335	334	Can't say I know who the chappie on the floor is but I don't think you'll get much to eat here.
1646	367	366	Some useless piece of rubbish I expect. I'd chuck it away if I were you.
1647	327	326	Do you know I can't remember if it's always like this. But from the look of things, I bet the soup's off.
1648	351	350	Whatever he is I've got an awful feeling it's going to happen to us all one day.
1649	359	358	Who knows? It's all going to end in tears so what does it matter.
1650	343	342	Don't know who it is but I doubt he's going to pay the bill.
1651	231	230	Yes of course. I wonder what I did to annoy you?
1652	239	238	Another DoorBot eh? So what bad news can he tell me I don't already know. but have probably forgotten.
1653	879	878	Could be anyone. Looks too pretty to have been a friend of mine.
1654	889	888	Make her smile again. Make her smile again. I think it's what they call quality time.
1655	897	896	Who knows? I wouldn't give this room to my dog. If I had one. Maybe I do. Or did. I've certainly not fed it for days. Probably run off now. If I ever did have one. You can't trust them can you. Even to belong to you.
1656	905	904	Mentally I have nothing to compare it with but I do suspect you'll become unhappy or even depressed if you stay long in here.
1657	1367	1366	There's a word for his condition, but it momentarily escapes me.
1658	913	912	Just trifles I expect. Nothing remotely exciting. But since my memory's gone what's the point of exciting anyway. Can't remember exciting so why bother.
1659	921	920	Who knows? We're eating sweets and we're doomed.
1660	941	940	Eat what?
1661	247	246	Ugly beggar isn't it. Couldn't tell you what it is. Probably earns more than I do.
1662	255	254	Haven't got a clue. But I wouldn't count on seeing it again.
1663	263	262	It's anyone's guess. I expect it 's a deeply unpleasant experience involving hitherto unknown forms of pain and suffering.
1664	1287	1286	I would take it but I don't think I know where to go. Not even sure I can go. Stuck really aren't I.
1665	271	270	You're joking I presume, we're stuck fast on this hovel you call a planet. I could be wrong though it has been known to happen... I think.
1666	279	278	Titanic. Titanic. No, I'm afraid the word means nothing to me. Still, what do I know. Not very much to be honest. I suppose that's why I'm here with you. It's sunk to this.
1667	287	286	Whatever it is I'm sure you don't need it and you probably wouldn't get one anyway. So I wouldn't bother.
1668	295	294	We're all unhappy and we all know it's going to get worse.
1669	967	966	Who knows, who cares, who lives, who dies... Every door that opens offers yet another twist of fate.
1670	975	974	Why not just fall off - finish the whole thing while you're ahead. I'm forgetting. You're probably not allowed to.
1671	983	982	The elevators appear to go down. I don't know where they end up but down doesn't sound to me like a promising direction.
1672	999	998	Never heard of her. Probably just a ship's follower, given what some of this crew are like.
1673	991	990	No idea. A very large stow-away I expect.
1674	1277	1276	It's a lottery. Or is it? I think I'll go and lie down. I'm not happy.
1675	303	302	Never heard of it. I'm sure if it exists it will be eminently forgettable.
1676	311	310	Who knows? Who cares?
1677	319	318	No. It's gone. Had it for a second. Lost it . Not much chance I'll ever remember now.
1678	493	492	Never heard of him. Sounds suspiciously Galloid to me.
1679	485	484	Never heard of him. Sounds awfully Blarghish to me.
1680	1359	1358	Haven't got a clue but I'll tell you something - whatever's happened to him I'll probably take the blame for it.
1681	477	476	Never heard of him. Sounds awful whoever he is.
1682	469	468	Never heard of her. Doubtless she'll contribute to this mess whoever she is.
1683	1343	1342	I wonder if it always does that. It's probably suffered a complete mental breakdown. I won't be far behind it at this rate.
1684	1403	1402	I think you'd better ask the BarBot about that.
1685	1395	1394	I think you'd better ask the BellBot about that.
1686	1411	1410	I think you'd better ask the DeskBot about that.
1687	5	4	It's a foul-tasting witches' brew which when smothered over food utterly ruins it.
1688	13	12	Yes I noticed when we left port. They breed like gibbets you know - it's going to get very messy.
1689	1259	1258	Things are bad, but not that bad. There's no bomb on board.
1690	1293	1292	It's probably turbulence - just my luck if we're in for a spot of stormy weather.
1691	21	20	Each room has a unique identifier. We shall probably get them all confused and end up lost in space.
1692	29	28	The restaurants are stuffed with chickens but I doubt you'll find anyone to serve you.
1693	37	36	You'll need to change the chicken speed...
1694	45	44	You'll need something to wipe the chicken. Sadly until you have the nous to get yourself upgraded you will find a suitable artifact hard to come by.
1695	53	52	Pop up to Titania's Chamber. On second thoughts, given your track record I doubt you'll manage it.
1696	61	60	Send it to the Parrot Room. We'll be lucky if it does any good though.
1697	709	708	This is but one of my diverse responsibilities and the way things are going it will probably be my last.
1698	717	716	I don't care where we go or what we do. All I know is that life isn't what it used to be.
1699	725	724	The only time you'll find me down here is when there's a problem like you to deal with.
1700	733	732	Very beautiful. Until you remember we should be a million light years from here.
1701	741	740	We're going to check you in at which point I shall be at your beck and call for ever.
1702	749	748	Press that button and I suspect our dismal journey recommences.
1703	757	756	That is the DeskBot. Prepare to feel well gloomed.
1704	765	764	You won't be needing the embarkation doors till we land. That is if we don't crash first.
1705	773	772	Tradesman's entrance and yours truly has the dubious honor of using it daily.
1706	73	72	There's chicken, chicken and chicken and I'm afraid that's considered choice enough for most.
1707	415	414	Sir, Madam or other. What wearisome task can I perform for you now?
1708	433	432	Sir, Madam or other. You called. I came. To be honest, I don't have much choice.
1709	417	416	Sir, Madam or other. Here I am again. Why do I bother?
1710	419	418	Sir, Madam or other. DoorBot here, ready for another fool's errand.
1711	421	420	Sir, Madam or other. Fentible here. The reluctant DoorBot.
1712	423	422	Sir, Madam or other. Your wish is my command. Unfortunately.
1713	425	424	Sir, Madam or other. I'll do what you want but it's not going to change anything.
1714	427	426	Sir, Madam or other. I don't know why I bother turning up - things aren't going to get better.
1715	429	428	Sir, Madam or other. Yes, hello. Another day another meaningless task.
1716	431	430	Sir, Madam or other. DoorBot here - programmed to help, for what it's worth.
1717	459	458	I wouldn't trust myself to answer I'm afraid. You could try the BellBot - if it's worth it.
1718	1387	1386	This isn't a game: we're flying headlong to disaster or my name's not Fentible.
1719	81	80	Not entirely with you there - we probably lost a little something in the old translation. Reminds me of the day we had that explosion in the language bottling plant. Never did clear up the mess. Split infinitives everywhere.
1720	1005	1004	If only we could go back. How often we try and find only unhappiness.
1721	1013	1012	No time to hang around. Unless we get aboard now we'll be doomed to unhappiness for the rest of our lives.
1722	1021	1020	That is the Personal Electronic Thing. Yet another useless gizmo.
1723	1029	1028	Compared to the old Klepton lobe invader it is rather primitive. It's probably damaging your health even as we speak. Probably damaged mine already.
1724	1037	1036	It's a Personal Electronic Thing. Won't work of course so I wouldn't bother getting excited.
1725	1045	1044	Ship's rules. So they know where to send the body I suppose.
1726	1053	1052	Yes, what a mess. We so nearly missed you too.
1727	1061	1060	Due to an unfortunate navigational error the cruise liner Starship Titanic appears to have crashed into your lovely home. Such is my experience of these matters that I expect the mantle of blame will be placed upon my shoulders.
1728	1379	1378	You've hit the gizzup on the head there. The whole ship's leaderless, rudderless, and out of control.
1729	89	88	No hope whatsoever. By now they'll have set the starlings going.
1730	1335	1334	It's your choice. Stay or go it will end in disaster. It always does. I think.
1731	101	100	These parrots can't answer questions, which is a shame because it could probably get us out of this mess.
1732	109	108	He only leaves that cage when he chooses. I recommend giving up all hope now.
1733	117	116	Chicken and pistachios is all he's been calling for. He'll probably change his mind.
1734	133	132	Chickens and nuts is what he wants. You'll have no joy finding them - not with the ship in this state.
1735	141	140	The foul creature is continually hungry and the task of feeding it appears to have fallen to me.
1736	149	148	I'll try but I think it's talking complete nonsense.
1737	165	164	I feel the same way myself, never succeeded though.
1738	173	172	He's a stubborn bird. And sadly I doubt you have the capacity to outwit it.
1739	181	180	Throw the little beggar into the Succ-U-Bus and send it off. Good luck - he'll probably just fly back again straight away.
1740	189	188	It's been on board since the ship was under construction. Funny thing really, everything was alright until the parrot arrived.
1741	1309	1308	Getting the parrot to do something you want is about as easy as getting a new wig on Talapandee.
1742	1311	1310	Getting the parrot to do something you want is about as easy as swallowing your own foot.
1743	781	780	I think the parrot needs the feathers more than you. Although what use is the parrot. All it does is drive me mad.
1744	125	124	Most parrots will eat anything but this one's a mangy beggar so I'd start with wood and only offer it the roast Zenuvian partridge when you think it's really earned it.
1745	157	156	It knows a lot of what's been going on but as it's a parrot I doubt you'll learn very much.
1746	789	788	That's Titania's nose. No wonder we're in a mess. It's chaos. That's what it is - chaos.
1747	797	796	Try and get it back on Titania's face, although I doubt that this is going to be the end of our troubles.
1748	805	804	Looks rather important to me. However, if the parrot's had it it's probably useless by now.
1749	813	812	In my experience the successful traveler is prepared for any eventuality: although quite how an old parrot's perch will help you defeats me.
1750	821	820	I believe that's part of the parrot's perch. I can think of no earthly reason why you should want to carry it round the ship.
1751	829	828	I do believe that is the sound of a parrot in pain. Just our luck if he's stuck - he'll scream like that till the universe freezes over.
1752	837	836	Just hang around - he's not a creature that likes to stay out late.
1753	845	844	The parrot went wherever you addressed it - in theory.
1754	853	852	The state we're in you might as well wring its neck and wear it as a hat for all the good it will do.
1755	861	860	Just the usual rubbish but what can you expect?
1756	869	868	It's just trying to confuse you with references to Titania.
1757	197	196	They have pistachios in Second Class but I doubt whether you qualify for an upgrade.
1758	1301	1300	He'll eat it all right. Then he'll want more. And then he'll just sulk and moan and generally ruin our lives.
1759	205	204	Try the riff-raff restaurant. Do you know I have a dreadful feeling I shall have to do all your thinking for you.
1760	213	212	I seem to remember seeing a spare glass somewhere in the bar - is it worth all the effort I ask myself.
1761	221	220	I believe you can but quite what you're going to do with it once it's there is beyond me.
1762	1349	1348	I expect I'd pop out somewhere else in the ship. Minus my dignity and what little pride remains.
1763	333	332	Given the state of D'Astragaar there I don't think you're going to be getting much to eat.
1764	365	364	It's a circuit connector I believe. But you don't stand a chance of finding where it comes from.
1765	325	324	There's been murder committed all right. Given the state of the ship I doubt we'll catch the culprits.
1766	349	348	Dead and there's not many comeback from there for breakfast I can tell you.
1767	357	356	I've an awful feeling that dear Mr. Leovinus may have got a teeny bit worked up and done something he shouldn't have.
1768	341	340	That's Scraliontis the Starship Titanic Project Accountant. Obviously didn't leave a big enough tip.
1769	229	228	As you wish. I knew I'd be treated like this.
1770	237	236	Oh yes there's no getting away from me is there. And there's no getting away from you either.
1771	877	876	That'll be Doreen McLevity. Rather a low-life sort of person - not the subject of polite conversation.
1772	887	886	Nothing happens. It's just a picture to amuse yourself with. Part of the entertainment structure for riff-raff class. On. Off. Smile. No smile. Sad isn't it.
1773	895	894	As long as the PET code matches the room code you're home and dry - I don't think you'll be throwing many parties though.
1774	903	902	Not exactly the Grand Palace of Hambra Gan I agree but what can you expect if you don't check the brochure beforehand.
1775	1365	1364	Dead, and there's not many come back from there I can tell you.
1776	911	910	More little luxuries. Curiously they only serve to remind me of the fragility of life and the danger of imminent hyper disaster which we should now be confronting.
1777	919	918	Why should I care?
1778	939	938	Dance around the room with them on your head I doubt it will do much good.
1779	245	244	Oh that's the Succ-U-Bus. A hopeless and deeply unpleasant piece of equipment which is as likely to function properly as the people of Tolluck are to renounce lip-salve..
1780	253	252	Usually the Succ-U-Bus is supposed to whizz your object wherever you want it to go. Today your guess will be as good as mine.
1781	261	260	I expect I'd pop out somewhere else in the ship. Minus my dignity and what little pride remains.
1782	1285	1284	Don't do taking, they wouldn't load me with the know-how. Said I wasn't suitable. Shame really. I think I would have been quite good at taking.
1783	269	268	We've lost our slot now so even if we do go we'll just end up in a stack over Langua Centauri.
1784	277	276	There has been and there can be no other vessel bearing the name Titanic: the word Titanic is wholly owned by the Pithy family of Zinnerman B and may only be uttered out of context under license. I wonder if we paid for the license. Probably not.
1785	285	284	The only way I know is to catch the DeskBot in a good mood and that's about as likely as getting a drink out of a Scrimpoid.
1786	293	292	Upgrades are possible, but I don't think you're suitable material.
1787	965	964	All off-limits I'm afraid to Super Galactic Traveler class. And with the DeskBot in her current mood there's little chance of an upgrade.
1788	973	972	Just take an elevator. Of course you'll have to endure the LiftBot but what is life if not a trial.
1789	981	980	The elevators go down to the staterooms. Hardly worth showing you to your room though, what with this air of doom lingering over the whole ship like astral fog at a gloom party.
1790	997	996	Titania was our great all-embracing mother intelligence. I say "was" because she no longer appears to be functioning.
1791	989	988	That is Titania. Supposedly the central intelligence of the ship. These days she's doing the job about as effectively as a lemon on a nib boot.
1792	1373	1372	Don't think it matters what we do with him. I expect it will turn out to be my fault anyway.
1793	301	300	Just ask a BellBot - but you'll probably find some reason why you can't go there.
1794	309	308	Given the time it's taking to solve our problems I doubt it matters where you go.
1795	317	316	DoorBot 5987889317493763392 at your pleasure. Just a number and doomed I'm sure to remain one.
1796	491	490	Temperamental over-paid jumped up waiter if you ask me. Works up in the first class restaurant. Goes to pieces at the first hint of trouble.
1797	483	482	Rudest BarBot in the whole fleet - the very last sort of chap you need in a crisis.
1798	1357	1356	That's the accountant. And no-one's going to tell me he died a natural death.
1799	475	474	Tiresome fellow, lazy, rude, forgetful. Altogether a bit of a slacker and not the kind of BellBot that's going to help when the chips are down.
1800	467	466	Nasty piece of work Marsinta. The mother of all DeskBots.
1801	1341	1340	I've never seen it do that before. I suppose that means they're broken all over the ship.
1802	527	526	Ah, the theater! The smell of the crowd, the taste of the greasepaint, the sound of the sea-urchins burbling down in the pit.
1803	529	528	Oh yes - actresses. Of course in my day Doreen McLevity was the toast of all the Bots.
1804	531	530	Oh you mean Idiot Purchase Prompts.
1805	585	584	Ah a creative spirit is amongst us. I must show you some of my poetry. On second thoughts perhaps I'll just tidy up one or two rough edges first...
1806	623	622	You know, you ought to visit the Sculpture Chamber - I think you're somebody who'd really appreciate it.
1807	1263	1262	At the risk of repeating myself...
1808	549	548	Afraid they've not crossed the threshold into galactic branding yet, have they.
1809	551	550	Well what do I know - I can only just keep up with the shops in Blerontin.
1810	553	552	I'm so out of touch you know. Modern life is so overwhelming.
1811	545	544	I'm awfully flattered but I have to warn you I'm programmed to go into citizen's arrest mode should anyone try and interfere with me.
1812	547	546	You had to be there, I'm sure.
1813	557	556	Sadly these days food is something I can only talk about.
1814	559	558	Good lord that means you still have crime - how delicious, how exciting.
1815	565	564	Well, talking of crime there've been some pretty rum goings on in the old Titanic you know. You couldn't have come at a better time.
1816	567	566	I'm sure the name should mean something to me but I am a little out of touch.
1817	1065	1064	Nobody likes a smartass.
1818	1067	1066	I do believe we've got our universes mixed up haven't we?
1819	1069	1068	Very droll very droll. Let's think about the Starship Titanic instead though shall we?
1820	1071	1070	Very clever, very clever. But in the end - unimpressive.
1821	1073	1072	Fascinating. Astonishing. And yet meaningless.
1822	1075	1074	I don't know what you're talking about. That's the official line and I'm sticking to it.
1823	1077	1076	I know exactly what you mean. But let us not dwell on the past.
1824	1079	1078	Interesting reference. Thought I wouldn't spot it didn't you? Well - Ha! - that's what I say to you.
1825	1081	1080	You're testing me aren't you?
1826	1085	1084	Good because I'm getting bored ransacking my memory board just to keep up with your cleverness...
1827	1083	1082	Well I passed. Shall we get on with our lives now?
1828	569	568	Talking of drinks, you really ought to visit the bar you know while you're here. Fortillian, our barman, mixes a devastating cocktail.
1829	571	570	Not my cup of tea I'm afraid. Perhaps you should talk to Krage, the BellBot.
1830	555	554	Your humble earth settlements mean nothing to me I'm afraid.
1831	575	574	Interesting. You know before I got scanned I used to have a lot of those. It's all been narrowed down a bit recently.
1832	573	572	Ah what is fame but an empty bubble, what is gold but a transient shining trouble...
1833	561	560	Really? Well as you can see, I'm rather state of the art myself.
1834	533	532	If you're an animal lover you'll really appreciate the menu in the first class restaurant. It's full of animals. They are dead of course, but that's just a technicality really.
1835	579	578	Ah the bright lights, the lemony screen, what might have been...
1836	619	618	Now if you're interested in wild life you mustn't leave the ship without visiting the Arboretum.
1837	577	576	Talking of food, if you get yourself upgraded you'll be able to sample the extraordinary delights of the First Class Restaurant.
1838	581	580	I used to play computer games you know, but they take up so much time don't they?
1839	589	588	I know what you mean - bits of paper with writing on them. How delightfully primitive.
1840	605	604	You know if you're interested in that sort of thing you ought to talk to the LiftBot. Nobby's his name, bit of an old soldier.
1841	593	592	Now let me give you a little hint about chaps like that: round them up and put them somewhere safe for a year or two. You'll find you never really needed them at all.
1842	587	586	You know I was always a great fan of Doreen McLevity but you probably wouldn't know of her.
1843	583	582	Oh dear. Goes right over my head that sort of thing. Normally we'd have a PhilosoBot you could talk to but we seem to be rather undermanned.
1844	591	590	Never heard of it I'm afraid but I'm new to this sector of the galaxy...
1845	599	598	Science fiction. What a charmingly naive planet you do come from.
1846	601	600	Such a sticky pastime - it astonishes me that so many species think so highly of it.
1847	603	602	We picked up some of your soaps on our way through your atmosphere. Quite - how can I put it - enervating.
1848	607	606	Tell you what, why not pop up to the music room later and play it for me.
1849	609	608	How extraordinary to think that a primitive species such as your own could have embarked upon the great dark frontiers. How awfully clever of you.
1850	611	610	I've said it once and I'll say it again - there's only one sport and that's Nib!
1851	613	612	Whatever passes for sport on earth - put em up against a nib player and they'd be dead within seconds.
1852	615	614	One mustn't mock of course, they're jolly useful chaps to have around.
1853	617	616	Please treat your DoorBot courteously at all times: rude words can often offend.
1854	1313	1312	Talapandee is a delightful holiday resort in the sensitively expanded Sunny region of Galantheon. Visitors to Talapandee may be assured of a charming and restful vacation all the year round. Unless they wear a wig. Holidaymakers wearing wigs in Talapandee are liable to be rounded up by the syrup squad, put up against a wall and summarily shot.
1855	595	594	I've never been a great one for toys but I'm sure you'll enjoy the challenge of the chicken trap in the Super Galactic Traveler Restaurant.
1856	535	534	How charming - you still have three dimensional transport.
1857	537	536	How charming - you still have two dimensional transport.
1858	539	538	Ah the golden age of travel - you invented the wheel so recently you must still really enjoy it.
1859	541	540	I suppose at the speeds you normally travel you can see things out of the window.
1860	597	596	TV presenters - what strange, sad folk they are. Of course they're extinct on so many planets now. Just weren't able to adapt.
1861	543	542	You'll find that television is just a phase that all planets go through.
1862	621	620	Ah well, if it's a blunt instrument you're after I can heartily recommend the chicken in the Super Galactic Traveler Restaurant.
1863	563	562	How charming. You have your own little computer systems on earth do you. That must keep you awfully amused.
1864	1317	1316	I can't tell you.
1865	1319	1318	Because of the reason.
1866	1315	1314	Because of the reason.
1867	881	880	Yes I'm sure. Let's just change the subject shall we or better still why not go and look at another room.
1868	945	944	I don't think that's going to help.
1869	949	948	Sorry, can't remember.
1870	947	946	Because of the reason.
1871	943	942	Why on earth would you want to do that?
1872	955	954	Who are you?
1873	957	956	Where am I?
1874	959	958	I'm no better so you'll just have to put up with me.
1875	1197	1196	Don't suppose you know who I am do you. Ah well, I'm sure it'll come to me.
1876	1199	1198	Sorry, can't help you. Total memory failure - give me a day or two, sure to come back.
1877	1177	1176	Leave that one with me for a week or two would you?
1878	1201	1200	Who am I? That's more important. Still, I'm sure someone will come along soon to collect me.
1879	1175	1174	Oh dear another of those penetrating questions. I'm sure if you wait the answer will come to me. Umm..... ummmmmm no apparently not.
1880	1193	1192	Who's flying the ship? Who did away with Brobostigon? Go for the big questions.
1881	1195	1194	Who's been fiddling with the ship's controls? That's what I want to know.
1882	1169	1168	What's that parrot on about? You know, he's more than the dumb creature I first took him for.
1883	1171	1170	What can we do to get Fortillian out of his blessed loop? I'm sure you'll think of something.
1884	1173	1172	What about chicken for dinner. I'm told the SGT restaurant has a quite singular menu.
1885	1167	1166	What's the best way to get Titania working - that's what I want to know. Shouldn't take long I'm sure.
1886	1183	1182	I wonder what's happened to my memory - or have I already asked you that?
1887	1211	1210	I don't even know who I am any more. I'm a little teapot short and stout tip me up and.... uhh.... ummm..... oh.
1888	1191	1190	Don't know. Don't care. Don't remember anything. What use is a robot with no memory? Might as well end it all now... can't remember how! ... Damn!
1889	1213	1212	Don't know. Don't care. Stop bothering me.
1890	1215	1214	Can't remember. Ask someone else. I'm sulking.
1891	1209	1208	Who knows? Who cares? I don't.
1892	1189	1188	Well I'm sure I will.
1893	1185	1184	Oh. Sorry. Or have I already said that?
1894	1187	1186	I wonder what's happened to my memory - or have I already asked you that?
1895	1179	1178	What's the point of living? Not much if you ask me.
1896	1181	1180	What's the best way to get off this ship? What's the most effective cure for sammhorroids? What's the reason for foot-odor? These are the questions that depress me.
1897	1205	1204	I'm more interested in finding out who brought that damned parrot on board.
1898	1207	1206	Don't know. And if I did it wouldn't do any good.
1899	1203	1202	Who do I have to bribe to get me out of here - that's a rather more pertinent question.
1900	1151	1150	Good question. When indeed. Don't ask me. Dodgy brain. Don't worry though - I'll be right as rain any minute.
1901	1153	1152	When am I going to get my memory back? Did you ask that? No I did. I'll answer it: answer what..
1902	1155	1154	When are the other passengers coming on board. I do love a busy ship.
1903	1147	1146	When are we going to land anywhere? Soon I hope - there's quite a lot needs fixing round here.
1904	1149	1148	When's Leovinus going to come along. I am looking forward to having one of our little chats.
1905	1161	1160	Good question. When indeed. Don't ask me. Dodgy brain. And it's not getting any better.
1906	1163	1162	When am I going to get my memory back? Did you ask that? No I did. I'll answer it: never, at this rate.
1907	1165	1164	When are they going to bring on the dancing girls that's what I want to know. On second thoughts maybe we don't have any.
1908	1157	1156	When is someone going to get this ship up and running again? At a guess, never.
1909	1159	1158	When are you going to realize that you're not going to get anywhere until you've got an upgrade?
1910	1125	1124	No use asking me. Not with my memory. Try later - who knows, I might have got better.
1911	1127	1126	Not too hot on the old whereabouts type question I'm afraid. Memory seems to have popped out. Should be back later though.
1912	1129	1128	Where's my memory gone, that's what I want to know. Perhaps if I just wait, it'll come home. I wonder if it will remember where to come to well if it doesn't it won't be worth having.
1913	1115	1114	Where are you going to get the ingredients for the Titanic Titillator - that's a far more important question.
1914	1117	1116	Where are you going to get an upgrade - that's a question that's worth thinking about.
1915	1119	1118	Where did Scraliontis and Brobostigon hide everything? That's rather a jolly question.
1916	1121	1120	Where did Brobostigon put Titania's eye? Still I'm sure you'll find it.
1917	1123	1122	Where did Brobostigon's body end up? Can't have just disappeared.
1918	1141	1140	No use asking me. Not with my memory. Doubt if I'll work again, not with a brain like this.
1919	1143	1142	Not too hot on the old whereabouts type question I'm afraid. Memory seems to have popped out. Not coming back from the look of it.
1920	1145	1144	Where's my memory gone, that's what I want to know. I doubt you'll be able to help.
1921	1131	1130	Where are you going to acquire the skills necessary to remove us from this predicament. That's what bothers me.
1922	1133	1132	Where did they put Nobby's head? I suppose we'll never know.
1923	1135	1134	Where is Fortillian going to find starling puree. He's doomed if he doesn't you know.
1924	1137	1136	Where did they get that parrot? Damned bird drives me mad.
1925	1139	1138	Where did Brobostigon put Titania's mouth. I suppose we'll never know.
1926	1229	1228	Don't know I'm afraid.
1927	1231	1230	Why did the chicken cross... dammit what did the chicken do?
1928	1233	1232	Mmm. Well, they're a law unto themselves, chickens.
1929	1235	1234	Why did it do that?
1930	1237	1236	Well, I think that's enough about chickens.
1931	1239	1238	Extraordinary. What logical creatures they are.
1932	1241	1240	Couldn't tell you. You probably don't need to know anyway.
1933	1217	1216	Why indeed. I'm sure the answer's obvious and you'll find it. Try asking Krage.
1934	1219	1218	Asking why implies there's some logical answer. Not in this case, I'm afraid.
1935	1221	1220	Why doesn't someone change my settings? It would only take a minute.
1936	1223	1222	Easy. Just pop up to the Sculpture Chamber and pull the lever.
1937	1225	1224	Why doesn't Leovinus do something? I'm sure he'll get us out of this mess.
1938	1227	1226	That's a tough one - I'm afraid I just don't know the answer.
1939	1249	1248	Don't know why. Don't know anything anymore.
1940	1251	1250	Why doesn't my memory work? That's what I want to know. I think...
1941	1253	1252	Why have all the other chaps gone loopy. It's all going to end in tears you know.
1942	1243	1242	What do I care? We're all doomed anyway.
1943	1245	1244	Why did it have to be you when the universe is full of useful beings.
1944	1247	1246	Why didn't I take that job as a holiday courier..
1945	627	626	Haven't got a clue. Why not take it for a spin.
1946	635	634	I've never been to this dreadful place in my life. I wouldn't trouble yourself with it - I'm sure that in a million light years we shall have no need of return.
1947	675	674	There's a word for his condition but it momentarily escapes me. He'll be right as rain any moment I'm sure.
1948	683	682	Well I've no idea. Perhaps he was looking for butterflies and tripped?
1949	691	690	Can't quite remember the old emergency drill today. Let's just ignore him - he'll probably go away.
1950	643	642	Good Lord there's something in the pipe. Don't you worry though, somebody will look into that shortly. I wonder who?
1951	651	650	Heaven only knows. We could always wait 'til it re-incarnates as a spider.
1952	667	666	Could be the King of Kalpon for all I know. He'll wake up in a second and tell us.
1953	659	658	I wonder if it always does that. I thought it was rather fun actually.
1954	699	698	Heaven knows where we are but I'm sure it's not anywhere you want to be.
1955	625	624	Just plug it in and the Succ-U-Bus will send you any where in the ship you want to go: what a joyously modern thing the old Titanic is eh?
1956	633	632	This is perhaps the least important room on board. I wouldn't trouble yourself with it.
1957	673	672	Dead I believe but I'm sure it's not as serious as it looks.
1958	681	680	I know he had a slight difference of opinion with Leovinus - perhaps he took the honorable way out?
1959	689	688	I think we'd better just leave him here. Who knows - he might feel better after a bit of peace and quiet.
1960	641	640	Funny you should mention that. The Succ-U-Bus keeps complaining about it. Probably just a bit of food eh? Couldn't possibly be a body.
1961	649	648	We'll call a plumb-bot and it'll be fixed in a jiffy.
1962	665	664	That's Brobostigon. But don't you worry, I'm sure he's just playing about.
1963	657	656	I've never seen it do that before. I'm sure someone will rectify the Succ-U-Bus immediately.
1964	697	696	This is the bilge room and you really don't want to be here.
1965	631	630	Haven't got a clue. I don't expect it works what ever it is.
1966	639	638	I've never been to this dreadful place in my life. Doubtless knowing my luck I shall be visiting it again shortly.
1967	679	678	There's a word for his condition but it momentarily escapes me.
1968	687	686	I've no idea. I expect he was done away with and we're probably next in the queue.
1969	695	694	Can't remember how many lives people have: he doesn't look as though he deserved more than the one.
1970	647	646	Good Lord there's something in the pipe. It's probably my life support system. Or my pay. How do we get it out?
1971	655	654	We probably have to get someone special in. Can't remember who though.
1972	671	670	Haven't got a clue but I'll tell you something - whatever's happened to him I'll probably take the blame for it.
1973	663	662	I wonder if it always does that. It's probably suffered a complete mental breakdown. I won't be far behind it at this rate.
1974	703	702	Heaven knows where we are. but you certainly don't want to be here.. I certainly don't so far as I can be certain about anything.
1975	629	628	Just plug it in and the Succ-U-Bus will send you any where in the ship you want to go: as if that's going to get us out of this mess.
1976	637	636	This is perhaps the least important room on board. Doubtless knowing my luck I shall be visiting it again shortly.
1977	677	676	Dead and there's not many comeback from there I can tell you.
1978	685	684	He wasn't exactly mister popular. I expect someone had him mislaid.
1979	693	692	Don't think it matters what we do with him. I expect it will turn out to be my fault anyway.
1980	645	644	Funny you should mention that. The Succ-U-Bus keeps complaining about it. It's probably my life support system. Or my pay.
1981	653	652	Call a plumb-bot. Not that it'll do much good. I've not seen one since we launched.
1982	669	668	That's Brobostigon. And no-one's going to tell me he died a natural death.
1983	661	660	I've never seen it do that before. I suppose that means they're broken all over the ship.
1984	701	700	This is the bilge room and you really don't want to be here and neither do I.