Saoirse: an LT IRC bot
Code on github: https://github.com/Cockie/Dinobot/blob/master/Dinobot.py
Commands:
Saoirse rekt post [or anything containing those three words]: she tells you (generally in PM) who hasn't posted and action post yet since the last update
!logs pastes the last lines of chat logs to pastebin and returns a link
!logs h or !logsm: pastes the last hours or minutes of logs and returns a link
!loglast: she returns the logs since the lat time you quit, or if you pinged out, since the last time you spoke. Experimental, might explode.
Saoirse: if no other command is found, she will reply with “Pudding!”
Saoirse confucius: she cites Confucius
hello/hi/hey/greetings Saoirse: she will say hi back
Saoirse what’s/what is/who is/who’s/how do I/whats : She will perform a wikipedia search, and will give info and a link to the wikipedia page.
Saoirse shush: she will stop responding to triggers for the next half hour (emoticons and commands still work)
Saoirse speak: she will start responding generally again
(Saoirse) rekt wiki or [[[search term]]]: she will search the REKT wiki for the most appropriate page
doomed: DOOOOMED!
space: SPAAACE!
!asdf, : https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-BMdS4aDoPtUlRUc1lia1N4bkU
!beam, : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMa3LXe6oVc
!burn, : Apply cold water to burned area http://i.imgur.com/YhlseLP.jpg
!clink, : https://i.imgur.com/q8NvjML.png
!discord-invite, : https://discord.gg/0jH4fqNh4KiWRpkl
!godleft, : https://i.imgur.com/Ea8mTFM.png
!hackertal, : https://i.imgur.com/Zy2OEtw.png
!mothpit, : MOTHPIT! https://i.imgur.com/7ozYl3t.gif
!no, : Noooooo - http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com
!oh,you, : Oh, you! http://i.imgur.com/9kiHtGb.jpg
!rip, : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/joshparnell/limit-theory-an-infinite-procedural-space-game/posts/2270873
!rubyreplace, : https://github.com/Cockie/RubyReplace
!soon, : Soon™ http://i.imgur.com/g6ICwYO.jpg
!whoosh, : http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gifv
!woosh, : http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/992/402/c35.gif
crickets, : chirp chirp
\o/, : \o/
all hail, : All hail! /o/
america, murika, murica, : MURIKAH!!! /o/
blood, : B L O O D
bots assemble, bots, assemble, bots,assemble, : Saoirse, queen of the spoon throne!
c++, : Yay C++!
hail hydra, : Hail Hydra! o/
hail satan, : All hail the dark lord!! /o/ His victory is certain!! /o/
joshpost, : POSHJOST! \o/
linux, : Yay Linux! \o/
madness?, : This is PUUDDIIIIIINNGGG!!!!
microsoft, windows, : �ACTION shakes fist at Microsoft�
over 9000, : OVER NINE THOUSAND?!?!?!?
over nine thousand, : OVER NINE THOUSAND?!?!?!?
pudding, : PUDDING!
python, : Yay Python!
tintin, : YAY TINTIN!
what is love, : Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
what is this madness, : madness?
This
is
PUUDDIIIIIINNGGG!!!!
Пудинг, : PUDDING!
пудинг, : PUDDING!
Emoticons:
!listemo or !emoticonlist: she'll PM you a list of all emoticons and their commands
tableflip: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
TABLEFLIP: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(Д´)ﾉ︵┻━┻ !procemo: generates a procedural emoticon !alizard: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᕗ--° !angry: ヽ(#Д´)ﾉ
!awizard: (｡͡°□͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ
!aww: (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
!bonsai: ─=≡Σ(((⊃ ﾟ▽ﾟ)⊃╔═⊱───✴ "BOOONSAAAIIIII!!!"
!boo: 〜(・Д ・)〜
!bored: (￣Д￣)＝３
!bow: (シ_ )シ
!cat: (=^・ω・^=)
!cha0zz: (－‸ლ) "Idiot, idiots everywhere."
!cheers: ⊂( °∇°)つ旦”☆”旦⊂(°∇° )つ
!creeper: ʘ‿ʘ
!cry: ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡
!dance: （〜^∇^)〜
!dealwithit: (••)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
!dino: ─=≡Σ(((⊃ ﾟ▽ﾟ)⊃╔═⊱───✴ "BOOONSAAAIIIII!!!"
!drink: (^-^)旦”"
!eyebrows: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
!facepalm: (－‸ლ)
!frown: ఠ_ఠ
!headshake: ಠ_ಠ
!hi: ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/
!highfive: (＾○＾)人(＾○＾)/
!hmm: ಠ_ಠ
!hug: (>^^)><(^o^<)
!hwizard: °˖✧◝(＾ω＾)◜✧˖°
!hype: ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ
!kitty: ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎◞
!laser: ヽ(｀Д´)╔═⊱────────✴
!lenny: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
!lizard: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᕗ--°
!magic: (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ
!moustache: ƪ(˘︷ ˘)و
!muahaha: ψ(｀∇´)ψ
!muhaha: ψ(｀∇´)ψ
!ohno: ヽ（゜ロ゜；）ノ
!ohyes: ໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७
!ohyou: (◞థ‿థ)ᴖ
!oo: 〜(・Д ・)〜
!orly: (¬.¬)
!panic: ｡ﾟ(ﾟ Д)ﾉ｡ﾟヽ( )ﾉﾟ｡ヽ(Д´ ﾟ)ﾉﾟ｡｡ﾟヽ(ﾟД´ﾟ)ﾉﾟ｡
!party: ♪└(°∇°)┐♪└(°∇°)┘♪┌(°∇°)┘♪
!pingpong: (｡･ω･)ρ┳┷┳ﾟσ(･ω･)
!pudding: (^-^)🍮
!rolleye: (◔_◔)
!run: ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
!scared: ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
!shakef: ᕙ(｀Д´ )
!shiny: °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
!shrug: ¯_(ツ)/¯
!squirrel: ʕ=˘ϖ˘=ʔ༄
!strong: ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
!swizard: ᕕ(ಠ‸ಠ)⊃━☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ
!tea: ヽ(ʘ□ʘ)旦”"
!thumbsup: ( ^ω^）b
!thumbup: ( ^ω^）b
!walk: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
!welder: (ﾒ▼Д▼)┏※==☆
!whee: ─=≡Σ(((つ◕ل͜◕)つ
!whistle: ♪(´ε｀)
!wink: (◕‿↼)
!yay: (^.^)/
!yuno: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
!zzz: (ᴗ˳ᴗ)｡｡｡zzz
whyy: ¯_(ツ)/¯