A very secretive secret that is meant to be nothing but a secret if you're seeing this secret and you are not meant to be seeing this secret kindly consider unseeing this secret, you have been secretly informed and you shall be secretly assasinated (it's a joke please Github don't ban me for harassment), now if you're reading this secret it only means one thing and one thing only, which is the very actual fact that you've ignored the secretive secret to kindly unsee this secret or you're secretly experimenting a potential sense of amusement as the dopamine in your thick skull secretly seeps down your brainful brain which in turn makes you (probably in secret) wants to secretly uncover the secrets behind the secret that is this secret

Ah, secrets, secrets, secrets! aint they just the best? The thrill of knowing something that nobody else knows is enough to make you want to burst with excitement! and this secret is no exception! it's so secret that even talking about how secret it is feels like a secret! Now, if you've stumbled upon this secret and you're not supposed to be here, then you better start secret-ing your way out of here before you get caught! And let me tell you, the consequences won't be pretty! the secret police will come and take you away to a secret location, where you'll be secretly interrogated by secret agents until you reveal all your secrets! But if you're supposed to be here, then you're in for a real treat! you're about to discover the secret of all secrets. the secret that will make all other secrets look like a child's secretive secrets! And you're going to do it all secretly, of course. because what's the point of a secret if you can't secretly enjoy it in secret?