Sprinkle in some new funny 500s and SR reasons

reddit_i18n/en/LC_MESSAGES/r2.po

@@ -1133,7 +1133,7 @@ msgstr ""
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:4
 msgid "Funny 500 page message 2"
-msgstr "and i suppose you're perfect?"
+msgstr "our servers just had a pregnant"
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:5
 msgid "Funny 500 page message 3"
@@ -1142,45 +1142,45 @@ msgstr ""
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:6
 msgid "Funny 500 page message 4"
-msgstr "Your ad here. Just kidding. Maybe not."
+msgstr "sssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssss"
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:7
 msgid "Funny 500 page message 5"
-msgstr "This never would have happened under Lisp."
+msgstr "tally another one up for chromakode"
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:8
 msgid "Funny 500 page message 6"
 msgstr "PC LOAD LETTER"
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:9
 msgid "Funny 500 page message 7"
-msgstr "Somebody wake up jedberg!"
+msgstr "Somebody wake up %(admin)s!"
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:10
 msgid "Funny 500 page message 8"
 msgstr ""
-"Quick, <a href=\"http://reddit.com/store\">buy a shirt</a> and make up for "
+"Quick, <a href=\"http://store.reddit.com\">buy a shirt</a> and make up for "
 "this."
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:11
 msgid "Funny 500 page message 9"
-msgstr "Can you program? <a href=\"http://code.reddit.com\">Find the bug.</a>"
+msgstr "Can you program? <a href=\"http://github.com/reddit/reddit\">Find the bug.</a>"
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:12
 msgid "Funny 500 page message 10"
-msgstr "If you have a few extra servers, could you send them our way?"
+msgstr "I've made a huge mistake!"
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:13
 msgid "Reason to create a reddit 1"
 msgstr "...for your favorite subject."
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:14
 msgid "Reason to create a reddit 2"
-msgstr "...for your favorite sorority."
+msgstr "...for your favourite tea."
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:15
 msgid "Reason to create a reddit 3"
-msgstr "...for your favorite team."
+msgstr "...why not Zoidberg?"
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:16
 msgid "Reason to create a reddit 4"
@@ -1208,7 +1208,7 @@ msgstr "...for your WoW guild."
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:22
 msgid "Reason to create a reddit 10"
-msgstr "...for your Quake 2 clan."
+msgstr "...for your favorite game."
 
 #: r2/lib/rand_strings.py:23
 msgid "Reason to create a reddit 11"