Generates random spoilers from xkcd 2243.
Example:
In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the First Order and new villain Kyle Ren with help from their new friend TI-83. Rey builds a new lightsaber with a mauve blade, and they head out to confront the First Order's new superweapon, the Moonsquisher, a space station capable of increasing the CO2 levels in a planet's atmosphere, causing rapid heating. They unexpectedly join forces with their old enemy YouTube commenters and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring Kylo Ren putting on another helmet over his smaller one. P.S. Rey's parents are Leia and a random junk trader.