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#!/bin/sh -e
# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
if ! who | grep -wq $USER; then
exit
fi
# Phone numbers
MY_NUMBER='+xxx'
HER_NUMBER='+xxx'
REASONS=(
'Working hard'
'Gotta ship this feature'
'Someone fucked the system again'
)
rand=$[ $RANDOM % ${#REASONS[@]} ]
RANDOM_REASON=${REASONS[$rand]}
MESSAGE="Late at work. "$RANDOM_REASON
# Send a text message
RESPONSE=`curl -fSs -u "$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID:$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN" \
-d "From=$MY_NUMBER" -d "To=$HER_NUMBER" -d "Body=$MESSAGE" \
"https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID/Messages"`
# Log errors
if [ $? -gt 0 ]; then
echo "Failed to send SMS: $RESPONSE"
exit 1
fi