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Odd weapon update
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Signed-off-by: David Silver <dms.silver@gmail.com>
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Nuku committed Jul 25, 2011
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Expand Up @@ -7,19 +7,23 @@ Table of Game Objects (continued)
name desc weight object
"Garbage Can Lid" "The lid of a garbage can, usable as a weapon." 4 garbage can lid
"Infected Sword" "A sword with cloudy metal found in a sea of slime. It is infectious, and keeps changing you." 10 infected sword
"dirty whip" "A whip covered with dripping horse cum. It is infectious, and was found abandoned by its owner." 3 dirty whip
"Whip" "A whip that was once covered with horse cum. It has metal studs." 2 clean whip

[todo whip arm values]

garbage can lid is a armament. It is a part of the player. It has a weapon "[one of]your large shield[or]your lid[or]your trusty lid[or]flashing grey circle[at random]". The weapon damage of garbage can lid is 8. The weapon type of garbage can lid is "Melee". It is not temporary.
dirty whip is an armament. it is part of the player. It has a weapon "[one of]your whip[or]your cum-soaked whip[or]your horsy whip[or]white streak[at random]". The weapon damage of dirty whip is 5. The weapon type of dirty whip is "Melee". It is not temporary.

clean whip is an armament. It is part of the player. It has a weapon "[one of]your whip[or]your studded whip[or]your metallic whip[or]brown streak[at random]". the weapon damage of clean whip is 11. The weapon type of clean whip is "Melee". It is not temporary.


garbage can lid is a armament. It is a part of the player. It has a weapon "[one of]your large shield[or]your lid[or]your trusty lid[or]flashing grey circle[at random]". The weapon damage of garbage can lid is 5. The weapon type of garbage can lid is "Melee". It is not temporary.

infected sword is a armament. It is a part of the player. It has a weapon "[one of]your cloudy sword[or]your sword[or]your infected sword[or]your glowing sword[at random]". The weapon damage of infected sword is 16. The weapon type of infected sword is "Melee". It is not temporary. the purified of infected sword is "Nothing".

instead of purifying an infected sword:
say "The sword sets the sides of the microwave on fire, and Matt rushes over and sprays it with the fire extinguisher. 'What are you doing?' he exclaims, 'Don't you know what happens when you put metal in the microwave?";
if a random chance of one in three succeeds:
say "I cannot fix such extensive damage. I'll have to throw the microwave out.";
remove microwave from play;
otherwise:
say "I have fixed the damage, butnext time it might not be so. Do not do it again!";
say "I have fixed the damage, but next time it might not be so. Do not do it again!";
stop the action;


Expand Down Expand Up @@ -78,7 +82,7 @@ instead of resolving sword nest:
infect;
say "The infected slime changes you.";
wait for any key;
add "infected sword" to the invent of the player;
add "Infected Sword" to the invent of the player;
otherwise:
say "You leave the mess and its sword there without touching it.";
otherwise:
Expand All @@ -95,4 +99,68 @@ An everyturn rule:



Section 3 - Dirty Whip

Destroyed Bushes is a situation.
the sarea of destroyed bushes is "Park".
numwater is a number that varies;
gotwhip is a number that varies.

instead of resolving Destroyed bushes:
say "You come across a circle of bushes crushed flat against the ground, large pools of cum and juices in the revealed space. Horse hoof prints over the ground as well, and the imprint of a human body in one spot testifies to the fact that soemone was overtaken by one of the equines.";
if the humanity of the player is less than 50:
say "You could also drink from the puddles?";
if the player consents:
infect "black equinoid";
infect "black equinoid";
decrease thirst of the player by 75;
if the thirst of the player < 0:
now the thirst of the player is 0;
otherwise:
say "You leave well enough alone.";
say "Do you wish to look around?";
if the player consents:
say "In a nearby bush you find a riding saddle and riding boots, womens. It seems as if a woman went riding in the park when the infection broke out. Her horse changed, and raped her. Since the clearing is larger than if the horse just fucked her, you assume she changed and submitted as well.";
if the perception of the player is greater than a random number between one and 20:
say "In one of the puddles of cum you find a whip with metal bits strung throughout it. It looks as if the rider carried it, and lost it in the fray. it is currently covered with cum, but if you have enough water, you could change that. Do you wish to?";
if the player consents:
let found be 0;
let number be 0;
repeat with Q running through invent of the the player:
increase number by 1;
if q matches the regular expression printed name of water bottle, case insensitively:
increase found by 1;
remove entry number from invent of the player;
if found is three:
break;
if found is three:
say "You dump the water bottles on the whip, washing off the cum.";
say "You pick up the now clean whip, and place it in your backpack. It looks like a good weapon.";
add "Whip" to the invent of the player;
now gotwhip is 1;
otherwise:
repeat with X running from 0 to found:
add "water bottle" to the invent of the player;
say "You don't have enough water. Maybe you could come back when you find more?";
if gotwhip is 0:
say "Do you wish to pick it up anyway?";
if the player consents:
say "You pick up the dirty, cum soaked whip with difficulty as it slips about in your hand, the cum getting all over. You finally manage to get it into your backpack.";
infect "black equinoid";
infect "black equinoid";
infect "black equinoid";
add "dirty whip" to the invent of the player;
now gotwhip is 2;
now the destroyed bushes is resolved;
otherwise:
say "You leave the whip where it is.";
otherwise:
say "You leave the scene, avoiding the puddles.";

An everyturn rule:
if the dirty whip is wielded:
say "The cum on the dirty whip slips down onto your hand.";
infect "black equinoid";


Odd Weapons for FS ends here.

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