But it's within same Perkedel Cinematic Universe.
Instead of using Project OpenJack / Triviatron whatever, this sketch is for another Jack fangames, Salty Trivia with Candy Barre. Another Open Source* YDKJ clone. This frameworks also allows custom trivia episode through the Modification PCK repository system. Thought we have to reinvent wheels again, but then.. its assets. Only the code are Open Source, assets proprietary, you have to take it off for the modded trivia replace it with yours only. We gonna reinvent the wheel later.
JOELwindows7: Isn't this gonna be exciting, coz we finally have it real, eh?
(funny commercials)
(Logo)..!
Joel: Ahei, Dasandimian! Welcome to (about to say You Don't Know Jack but it's not)............ Oh wait. wait! we're in different brand? Oh yeah just rember, Man, I've been rehearsed months ago for that game to be modded, I mean my own wheel reinvention. Okay, soo.. (read prompt) Welcome to Salty Trrivvia with JOELwindows7.. me, where H (High Culture & Pop Culture Collide but it's not).. Questions are ridiculous but answers are serious! yey!!, I'm your host JOELwindows7 & I'll be here to guide you through... this rather unexpected meeting for today's video. Let's go!
(Player Bar)
Joel: So these are all gamers that we got | (alone) Oh, only you? that's alright, but maybe next time bring some of your friend, AI is fine. Alrighty then, Let me know if you had some funny feeling here, me too because here the branding are different from what it supposed to be. (Life Saver prompt) As you can see, instead of that power up that makes other player have extra difficulty we have what so called Life Saver. ... Yeah, Figured out this is a.. Takes 2 wrong answers off. Sorry, no copyrighted mentions in 1st episode before we secured stuffs, But this will let you answer later after 2 options gone. If other players didn't use Life Saver, you get to pick an option out of 2 after they picked out of 4. Yeah, you'll figure this out later, basically opposite of 2015 and it helps you, go later and others go first.. wait. yeah! You only had 1 out of dozen or 12, so use this strategically. Btw, it's not working for some special question type so keep that in mind.
Joel: (More than 1 player) Since you are so many here, Let's spice the games up with Nails (old screw)! Yeah, think we would omit those classics? Nope, won't be, it's just kidding, finally figured out, we still have it. In case you didn't know, (appear instruction) you simply use it by holding both bumpers, hold UP, & then release the bumpers, Now choose your victim quickly, and once you selected one of them, they'll be forced to answer in 5 second, pretty cool right? they wrong, you got cash. yeah! Remember, 1 out 12.
Joel: (All players uses remote with display) Oh look, All players are using smart remote! Well, I'll give you one more power ups!
Joel: (All Players smart remote) Oh look, all players are using smart remote! This next power up will be usable when players are answering then. What is it you ask? | (Not all or none smart remote) Hmmm, it looks like not all players or nobody here uses smart remote, what a shame. Then to use this, you can only use it after you answered. What is it you ask?
(maybe should be always that answer only then bomb?) Joel: (always answer only) Last but not the least is the most fun one, what is it you ask?
Joel: It's this Smoke Bomb (Full stream screw)! Like Nails, but all players will have various types or random difficulties! You just hold both bumpers, but then this time, hold RIGHT. Release bumpers to detonate! All players, the server screen, but your answering display will be bugged out, & some bug will cause physical answering buttons to be disabled, touch screen only. Every players wrong, gives you bonuses each. Crazy right? 1 out of 12, gotta be quick before other players got used it.
Joel: (always answer only) There's caveat though for this one, you can only detonate it after you answered, so again be quick before others reached it first than you.
Joel: (just one player out of all did not use remote with display) Oh looo.. .. wait, that one. Didn't have smart remote. Well unfortunately, I cannot activate this powerup. So you left with 2 powerups now. Smoke Bombs requires all player using a remote that has its own display in it, so the effect applies within the screen. How the effect supposedly apply physically?, considering it's complicated. If we put it on this big screen, yourself will also have this annoyances. So, sorry, we had to be fair. Although if you have suggestion, let us know after the game. Okeh?
Joel: Right, let's get started!!
Joel: Let's get started with, (category). Who's dating? Yeah, you already hear this alot. Right now I'm single, idk who would I take. Had one classmate before, 'course can't simp because that time my high school had policy. I mean c'mon, people fell onto this game, and heart broken everyday. Nah, I cannot have that, I did picked something else, and here I am. At a cost of something. well, let's not think about this, God should pick me one, I hope is what I envisioned, so..
Imagine Sodium Chloride is an anthromorphic being that likes to date somebody beautiful in this day. What material should Sodium Chloride date & marry to make the day full of good examples & brings great guidances among Anthromorphimity?
Joel: Anthromorfimipi, anthro.. anthromofimi.. tee!, is it..
- Photon (answer). In Christianity, we've been taught to become Salt & Light for the world. Salt represents a good examples as an anthromorphics of bringing taste, & Light represents you guessed it, great guidance so souls don't get lost onto a bunch of random sins.
- Higgs Boson. (random fail sfx)
- Quark down spin. (random fail sfx)
- Potasium. (wtf boom)
Joel: You all already know if salt ever becomes.. tasteless.. Yeah no use than to be used as a stepping compound, lmao! Yeah, Serious. You should know. I wonder though, ever a salt literally becomes tasteless just like the bible said? Never hear such news, but ones that never told / usual is the people who became.. tasteless salt, yeah, gotta be careful folks. Don't let your philantrophy or whatever faith you believe in dies.
(comment: Photon-chan lol)
Joel: Lemme ask you one more time, (category).
If I have to satisfy my RPG life so that I can upgrade my arsenal and to be able to beat the boss at the end, which weapon blacksmith company should I trust?
Joel: is it...
- Circle Crop. Dell who has Alienware, despite starting into repairability for laptops might not get it really serious as of now.
- Scaffolders (answer). Framework, the first ever laptop company who's at the beginning applies repairability. Wielders of this weapon can grab a brand new & better parts smithed on an occasion basis allowing you to have great weapon enough to beat the final boss. The rest is your skill.
- Farmer Sights. Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple. Anybody who still had iPhone here? Why did you still use that? many of our software are not supported in any of the Apple product due to many.. you already know that.
- Fish Crackers. Samsung? Okay, anybody uses Samsung as their laptop too? Most of us here use Samsung as our smartphones. Who uses Samsung laptop? (This should be a sponsor; Samsung early days is Fish cracker before going Electronics)
(note: speaking of repairability, ask question about Fairphone too!)
Joel: Finally, a company that care with its owner. You already know when things, yeah just think about laptops for now. Anybody noticing laptops to began to be irrepairable or maybe just hard to find, its sparepart? Yeah you got that.
Joel: Right, (category). And oh boy.., It's Dis.. wait. ... Sorta Kinda!!!
(Dis or Dat / Sorta Kinda segue)
Joel: I'm going to give you 7 characters in here. Are these 3D models:
- Available to Download. OR,
- Unavailable to Download.
Joel: Think fast, you only have 5 seconds to pick between exist or not found. Not including reuploads, not including require join chat, and of course, you can't use Life Saver here. Begin, Great luck!
Joel: Think fast, you only have 5 seconds, if it is exist, press LEFT!, if it is not found, press RIGHT! Not including reuploads, not including require join chat, and of course, you can't use Life Saver here. Begin, Great luck!
(Sorta = Dis; Kinda = Dat)
- Krystal. Dis. WarefareMachine (Victor Suarez)
- Shantae. Dis. Rafa Knight
- Protogen. Dis. Nukude
- Bullied Blind Girl. Dis. popopoka_
- Glamrock Freddy. Dat. Lukasz Borges, requires join Discord. https://discord.gg/uGze6H9
- Ioniq Sky. Dat. JOELwindows7's own Skysona, based on Michael (bfwifesforever) & bbpanzu, haven't modeled yet, including the full detailed IONIQ 5 gratis itself.
(lift most winning player up) (qualified models will be linked later on the sequel of this)
Joel: Great Job, Gamers!
(Logo hit finishes)!!
Joel: I've been hoarding 3D models here. So these are just few examples. Every model that is terminally not available publicly breaks my heart. Now if you have some questions or whatever it is about 3D model sharing, I don't have any yet. BUT, longue always opens at our website 3D models room yeah! Go check it out! there's instruction on how to contribute!
Joel: This thing so high! (category)? Well, speaking of wielding weapons..
I just remembered that I need the dagger as the key to open the beast heart open once I've defeated it. But that dagger is not in this island & is at the mountain somewhere! Which mountain should I climb?
- Kilimanjaro. Dude, or Dudette, or whatever. Manjaro's dagger is based on Arch Linux. Not the correct type specific for this beast.
- Everest. Who in the world thought to leave a dagger bare at the peak of the Everest (Nepal) that high? Everybody's conquering it! it would've been already gone 12 seconds before you even get started.
- Sacral Temple. uh... I don't think Mount Fuji has that dagger. It has been intentionally left in the open, and infact it's a volcano.
- Windy Peaks (Answer). Fairphone, is a phone company that also applies repairability, as well as other fair trade & work environments down to its material. This company was established & settled somewhere in Dutch, that we all know is Windy, full of Windmills.
Joel: Okay. let's be clear. I really wish these 2 companies sells in Indonesia. I don't want it to be constrained by the marketing & appeal cost here. It's matter. everything this is matter. I mean, with due respect to repair people out there, they also have that kind of stress here, hunting stuffs needed & also facing murder threats from those company they're fixing client's device on, yeah. No need to tell further, but just ask Louis Rossmann if you'd like to know more.
Robot: Here are retypes, no recovery. Pls buy Joel new PC parts to prevent this happening again
Joel: Once upon a time, we had this candy pack that each of the wrapper had jokes written on it. One example
What Lizard causes stomach ache (Kadal apa yang bikin sakit perut)? Lexpired / Expired (Kadaluarsa)
(piano dum tss)
Joel: Yep, they got me. Speaking about Lizard,
Supposed a furry convention expo takes place at an entire planet scale. What costume design that would be considered Ultra Uber Rare?
(provided that convetino for entire planet)
Joel: Is it..
- Protogen. Umm no. This being is basically a cyborg or sometimes a synthetic being. ... And it's common either.
- Python. Mmm, this spam ham is yummy, is that right Lex?
- Manggarai (Answer). This brand new costume design is based after Komodo dragon. an endemic reptile species only found in Indonesia. Manggarai because the preservation site National Komodo Park, Komodo Island is located at District Manggarai, Nusa Tenggara Timur. This species is of course you guessed it, very rare & vulnerable.
- Bengkulu. Wait, are we having plant based costume design now? Wonder how does Rafflesia chan would look like.
Joel: Folks, initially I would take a rat design, coz I like rat or mouse back then. No no no! the cute rat, yess! ... But you see, my Shio happens to be rabbit, and.. I'm confused. So, let's pick a rat, idk what further design, should be blue, handsome but cute too, any commision and any enough money at no priority, begin. What do you think? Oh yeah some latex (interupted) too, what the peck? I'm not done yet!
Zoblatos: Pardon me, looks like that further blabber would get us Community Guideline Strike. You know..
Joel: Okay. (category)?
Yeah What Happened? As of this time? (2023)
Joel: is it..
- Your battery is fully charged. Oh, wait, forgot, thancc for remember.
- Your Harddisk ran out of disk space!. I know! .... Give me money! my mom forbids me buying another one!
- Your BackBlaze Free trial has been expired!. Handling this out, I think I should immediately trust them as bi-annual, because this was the only one we had, and the best of only it is.
- Your rabbit has escaped from its cage! (answer). This year, in 2023, the Shio is now Rabbit. People born with Shio will receive various advantages this year.
Joel: I mean, you people still believes in Shio? No no, not to offend, just asking. Up to you, I'm just not into, I believe in God. Ah damn it. I think I'm gonna be quote retweeted & probably be mass reported. Elon Musk I think left, and nobody can sit here with me. This could destroy my whole reason why I have this such username. I was signing up, names got used, I thought what Windows I had back then, oh that works? yeah.
Joel: Say goodbye to round 1, we leave them, we passed them, applause everybody! .... Oh, no applause SFX I could have at the moment, lol! And here's the score!
(score)
Joel: Player (number) is the highest one right now, But apologize there is no applauser once again. Maybe you can buy this in Tokopedia or Shopee, who knows. Well, that's here right now, we'll be right back, after this one, stay tuned!
(close for ad)
(ad)
Joel: Ahei Dasandimian back in here again. Now we are in round 2, giving you even more further questions down the road. Have fun.
(Lifesaver)
Joel: (not been used) And it appears you did not used it | (used) And it appears you no longer had it. Right, here's life saver again, and for the next to the end before final, use it so you can answer later after 2, again if other player did not used it, then you who used it can pick later after out of 2 when others did out of 4. Simple as that. Nothing different!
(Double)
Joel: and oh yess, the points here will be doubled. So grab them all right as much as you can, to get in the position & buy yourself some great stuffs! Let's.... begin!
Joel: Let me read one of the, (category).
(segue)
Joel: Right, the quote is..
Triangle in math is good, but not for love. How much power needed in order to reach from one side to another?
Joel: is it..
- 100000 Joules. uhh, not enough, we need more!
- 200000 Joules (answer). in Pytagorean theorem, the basic formula of triangle, considering edges are labeled
a,b, &c, isc^2 = a^2 + b^2. that power of2is the one you should think about when you'd like to figure out different edge length based on at least two of those known lengths, wherecis the longest ones usually. - 300000 Joules. TOO MUCH! we would over travel through dimensions!
- 400000 Joules. Oh hell, nope! that's way too far.
Joel: I hate maths. you all must be too, I think. I mean look, if only we were taught gamified way, nothing like this would happen. Seriously, those teacher can only give memorizations instead of proceduralization ways mentally. What the hell, people? Am I right?
Joel: I want this, but (category)! It's time for Sorta Kinda!
(segue)
Joel: Speaking of 3D Model here, We have replaced ones that didn't have download link, still not include reuploads & lost. Now you got all 7 downloadable, but some of them are:
- Free to Download
- Pay or Subscribe to Download, or
- BOTH
Joel: Be fast, 5 seconds. If you think Gratis, press LEFT. If it is Paywalled, press RIGHT. or if it is BOTH, press UP! Great luck, begin!
(Dis = Sorta; Dat = Kinda)
- Protegen. Dat. Nukude https://nukude.gumroad.com/l/ueLiW https://booth.pm/ja/items/2048160
- Shantae. BOTH. Rafa Knight's https://www.patreon.com/rafaknight is $0 now (formerly paid), while ultima8nik's new version is paid unlike first version (so, formerly Gratis technically)
- Krystal. Dis. WarefareMachine (Victor Suarez) https://www.patreon.com/posts/ultimate-model-54069196
- Bullied Blind Girl. Dat. popopoka_ https://www.patreon.com/m/5047264
- Boyfriend FNF. Dat. Cally3D / CryptiaCurves Sketchfab https://skfb.ly/oouA
- Yakko Warner. Dis. JCThornton https://www.patreon.com/jcthornton/posts
- Zoblatos. Dis. JOELwindows7, After-Church blender folder
Joel: Wow!! Amazing Awesome!
(music finishing & finishes)
Joel: I've been spending alot here these days. one of them is that. ... ... I guess I cannot talk about this, coz this topic after all is controvercial. We're gonna talk soon later in years idk. Man, when is the final Chapter Deltarune again? nobody knows yet, it's way early here, only just 2 chapters at the moment.
Zoblatos (use TTS): Ahei.
Joel: Ah, there he is. This is Zoblatos. Zoblatos, here's gamers.
Zoblatos: Hello, gamers.
Joel: He'll be the tour guide on the later game that involves those Trio, so stay tuned. 'Kay, moving on!
Joel: Let's have a look at, (category).
What limbs fidgets DOES NOT have as of 2023?
Joel: is it...
- Atlas. I think you forgot the need of precision of Analog Stick.
- Tactility. If there is no Button, Then what do you use to navigate to menus then? imagine on it?
- Glide. If Douglas Egelbart wasn't here, we wouldn't have a mouse or something that points certain thing here then.
- Glass (answer). As of 2023, fidget cubes & many module fidgets on the market never have Magnifying glass on them because they are not part of the fidgeting fun.
Joel: Seriously, no idea what fun fiddling with magnifier? Well I used to play around with things I can look through it, and then that's it. what else?
Joel: Hey, take a look at these (Sample Files)!
(segue)
Joel: In this type question, you get the regular 4 choices question. But instead of simultaneous, there's only one that buzzed in quick, wins the bucks. Gotta be quick, because more you let go, more you lost. Simple? | (skipped) Oh okay, hope other players know that too. alright, begin..
As of 2023, Microsoft has 3 MIDI samples located somewhere in the system folder. In order to get these, You will need to acquire yourself the Windows Operating system. Note, only since Windows ME & 2000 (the NT version of it) does indeed have these examples, no, I mean ME & Windows XP yess, that do have
Flourish.mid,Onestop.mid, &Town.mid. Then after you installed these on a virtual machine, navigate toC:, Backslash,WINDOWS, Backslash..
Joel: dot dot dot,
.. ..
Joel: Hey, where's the thing? Oh, wait.. (reveal choices)
media(answer). the sample MIDI ofFlourish.mid,Onestop.mid, &Town.midare located at the same directory where the system sounds atC:\Windows\media.SysWOW64. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the smartest people? .... Okay, looks like you have 32 Bit Sparsdated Copy of Windows, amirite?System32. This folder is only contains libraries. Perhaps you never explored on what you used everyday, Earth people? or not.., Earth people use Windows, Dasandimians here use Linux or any UNIXes, I get it.common. (old spice whistle)
Joel: Turns out Dasandimians are also proficient at Windows. It's because they're forced too, back then apps are not as great or not popular in UNIX. Windows did took the winning for the desktop side & UNIX was, way too expensive, niche, too servery texty & Linux whose a derivative of a derivative (Minix, a UNIX derivative; so Linux derives from Minix which derives from Unix, unlike BSD which directly derives from UNIX), relatively backed over, just a kernel, not a distro yet, and it's still way too CD until Slackware coming right up, the rest is history. Hey, if you'd like to get MIDI that Windows did have but don't have resource just to get it done, head over here at (QR Code https://sites.google.com/site/musiccurios/home) . yeah! Oh, the OneDrive extra is gone, keep that in mind. Don't lose that QR code, screenshot it now coz you're not going to get it again & probably the chat will detect URL as spam.
Joel: Okehhhh look at this, (category). .... hmm this question, it appears that we are running out of creativity here. I shall read,
If a room has to be compacted to fit between the mirror on the wall, what items should be ommited in the packaging?
- A slew of cosmetic boxes (answer). To make a gaming laptop can fit at least keyboard with a numpad, the repeating keys that will be ommited would be you guess it, the action buttons such as
Delete,Page upPage down,HomeEnd, & more around the above of the arrow keys, except of course the arrow keys themselves. Now they are one within those numpad, & alternate number keys. - A slew of Cupboard. Now how do you supposed to store those delicate outfits then?
- A slew of ornaments. Nobody would throw away any limited edition beautiful plate (piring cantik)!
- A slew of utensils. Hear me out, I hate eating rice with hand. disgusting! It was, because there is no money back then, but now reasons are like possibility & simplicity. Like ew! we can have spoon & fork now! it is not colonialism anymore, it's no longer special!.. idk.. okeh, too controvercial, forgive me.
Joel: Look. This is gotta be interesting here. It's been hard to find laptop that has numpad built in. Of course, only expensive laptop or a gaming laptops at any budget do have one. Why not all of the Laptop? Ah I see, because not fit, you can't just shrink the key size & call it a day, fingers do not shrink, at least that's what most beings are, not all user are slime whose finger can be adjusted dynamically. Okay, enough? Well is that it? Oh, going to twelve? Yeah uh.. in previous game, last one only had 10 before the finals. yeah, now here there are 12?? wow.. okay, cool.. then we must be unprepared?
Zoblatos: Don't worry, Kaorfa. I'll handle this. Question 12 ready, and now making the finals.
Joel: Huh ready? Oh cool! that's great! left 13th?
Zoblatos: Yes, please wait, I am thinking of a question.
Joel: Cool and good. Let's see 12.
Joel: On your left, we have.. (category)! huh? lol what?
(segue)
Joel: I'm going to give you a quote, a very random quote, in which it actually rhymes with the real quote. GOtta be quick, buzz in if you know what to type, because more you let go, more you lost. If you have no idea, I'll give you clue quarter of the way, so it's 3 of them before timeout. Disclaimer though, even though its said by my accent does not mean it goes by for what you mean at all, alright..| (skipped) Oh, sorry, yeah let's get this quick.
(Smart remote check)
Joel: (All remote with display) Wow, all players uses smart remote, great! this gotta be easier, simultaneous. just type in as soon you know, no interupt.
Joel: (any of them did not use remote with display, highlight those player) Whoops, some or all of you, did not use remote that has display in it. Unfortunately, this will be turn by turn. So buzz in 1st before you answer.
Joel: Okay,
What does this
Game Titlerhymes with?
Ow, Connect Astral
..
- Available on Steam & Epic Games
- Promotes PS5 capability early
- Has Female hero as the main character
Answer = Kena: Bridge of Spirit, typed Kena bridge of spirit or kena
Joel: (fail) Oh man, it was one of the 3rd party title that promotes PS5, did you missed out Ow, Connect Astral? it's this! (answer)
Joel: (did it) That's right! it's (answer)
Joel: Kena, along with other Ray Trace games was one of the game that promotes PS5 graphic capabilities at launch. You play as a female hero named Kena and.. damn it haven't played it yet.
Zoblatos: To help Joel play this heavy game & stream it to Odysee, please donate to Kaorfa at https://perkedel.netlify.app/apps/donate so that he can buy PC parts & upgrade whenever more. The goal of this campaign is IDR 100 Million.
Joel: Okay, you've just shooked everybody, I think I shouldn't reveal that amount, sorry folks, but honestly I want the highest end of all. Ryzen 9 7950X, Radeon 7000 thousand thousand XTX, gotta see that later, point it, I want the maximum end. Can't budget at all if I gotta stream. ... Okay, real clear, it's possible, vtuber does it, 1080? yeah 1080, break pixelated, but who's for 4K anyways, you don't have good internet connections anyways. Okay, is that it? ... Zoblatos, is the finals ready? No mention trademark.
Zoblatos: The Finals are ready, Kaorfa. Rocc, and lodded.
Joel: Cool and good! go quick, we must apply this now!
Zoblatos: Are you sure?
Joel: idk, just yess!
(segue)
Joel: (creepy Jack attack tone) Be ready for J (almost saying Jack attack).. Sugar Rush. Read the prompt center & turn on & off which correct boxes. Win cash you correct, but lost if wrong. As always, ReMEMbER THe CLue. It is none other than this clue.. | (skipped) Oh I'm sorry, Spoke too much, heh. Here's clue..
Parrot repeats what's owner said
Joel: "Repeat as I say.". Begin, great luck.. (that's the attack) wait, Oh no, (Cookie's Shut it off impression) ZOblatos what is this?
- Windsor Castle. ON
- Castle. ON
- Windosr.
- Windor.
- Queen Elizabeth
- Windsor. ON
- TrueNAS. ON
- Ubuntu Linux.
- Debian. ON
- TrueNAS Scale. ON
- Linspire. ON
- Windows Subsystem for Linux.
- Replicant.
- eOS.
- Android. ON
- Cyanogen.
- Lineage.
- Android-x86.
- lato-lato. ON
- lato. ON
- lato lato. ON
- latto lato.
- latto latto.
- lato latto.
- nothing. ON
- NOTHING. ON
- this is none
- Nothing Phone. ON.
- null.
- empty.
(segue)
Joel: (the player in 1st place) PLAYER (number) takes it!
Joel: (alone) There you have it.
(theme song begins)
Joel: Well, if you are very good here, that's impossible. I played original episodes before, not yet the OG of the Jack, I'm horrible at it. Point is, you don't get it, coz it's salty! Also, Well, I hope you play this episode pure, did not read this episode's modding sketch here on our Odysee channel beforehand.., or maybe, you played it & memorized the answer last time. Afterall,
(interupt to logo of silence)
Joel: YOU DON'T KNOW (remember not to JACK).... ARGH I did it again! You know what? I think I should rebrand this game, into what am I thinking about. What do you think? ... Okay, sorry, uhhh... Sorry Harry. ... it'sssss, ... a fan (interupt)
(credit)
(TheFatRat - Xenogenesis beat drop plays)
(pls credit file!)
Joel: Ok done. Now big button, green, says: HOLD.
Joel: Ok correct. Glyph buttons. small beta, small gamma, small rho, small theta. scratch last theta, it's cap theta.
Joel: Well make note that you've used it now.
Joel: Next time don't lean on the handrailing okay?
Joel: (1) Okay here we go again. Folks, we are in Salty Trivia, and this is not simultaneous mode. Therefore this effects. (minus 50K)
Joel: (2) Okay stop, pls don't do this. That's not funny. .... (nothing happens) and nothing happens, coz it's no longer original.
Joel: (3) Okay, that's it. You got all 3 said so. Folks, the game over here is not the usual anymore. Whenever available, you all will be thrown, all of you, even innocent ones, to Ralsei room. ... Welp, can't be helped. Sorry folks, guess you gotta maybe hear annoying Ralsei's chit chattering here now..
(flash bang, grenening the vision vertically & shrink to to ECG 0)
GAME
----
OVER
(load scene Ralsei punishment room)
Info: The Ralsei reference is because in YDKJ 2015, naming yourself F888 You & get the final progress, will game over to goat in white silence room. Ralsei being a Goat. Also the ECG 0 is a reference to a bug in early YDKJ games at Gibberish F888 You game over. the blackening still left the tense heartbeat SFX sound before the software terminates. Therefore we make this something to arrest the cardiac to keep it make sense while tying back to history.
Joel: Oohp, player (number) coming up their Nail!
Joel: (selected) Oh no player (number victim) you got nailed, 5 seconds! | (selected own) Oh no yourself you footed yourself, 5 seconds!
(check answer)
Joel: (victim wrong) Welp, that's unfortunate. (wait for victim shot with nailgun to death)...., (animation finished) You Nailed em, player (number), here's your cash (give cash, & put to break the player until next). Hey rest of you, why not you go continue get the answer?
Joel: (victim correct) Wow, they dodged it. Unfortunately, player (number), karma is karma. (wait for bounce the nail gun back to player & then explode animation)..., Welp, this already is the correct answer. (ONLY IF there is unselected sponsored wrong answer) Hey, I think I still smell something. Got get find which one was it! | (no sponsored wrong answer) Right, moving on!
Joel: Wuohp, Fire in the hole!
(explodos)!!
Joel: Player (number) has exploded their only bomb,
(below sections)
(question finished)
Joel: Nice blasting, player (number). Here all of the cash.
Joel: Hope you remember your password.
Joel: Hope you didn't lose your 2FA token.
Joel: Hope you can guess your pattern there.
Joel: Hope you don't mind trying to read some fine prints
Joel: Hope you don't mind trying to read overbloated text
Joel: Let's see whose DVD logo hits the corner.
Joel: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the most genius & also the most desperate player in this game?
(GNU GPL v3, CC4.0-BY-SA full deed, and extra mumbles)
Joel: Well, who's having time to answer, when you have to agree with the license first, lmao!
(press down multiple time to scroll down until you get to agree button)
Joel: Well, penalty is no fun, right?
Joel: The display down, your display. And nope still, physical buttons also don't work. But you can still blindly press answer on the touch screen.
Joel: And Whoops, I think your remote went to home screen. reopen the remote app again, pls..
Joel: Oh no, looks like we have interference here, hope you can see it here.
Names must be matches within following description exactly.
info: from now on, single playered session will / may trigger this line
Joel: (name / player 1 / none)!! Just yourself? Well, apparently this game is better played together. But uh, I get it. Friend's hard, you know that. Anyway, enjoy the game. Oh one more, remember you can just bring AI next time, or replay surveys to virtually multiplayers. Yeah you can do that.
Joel: Hehey, Candy's here. And joinin' right here today! Sup, buddy?, Okay, what do you think? I know it's messy here, but uh.. yeah. Thancc for coming with us here, and enjoy the game.
Joel: Hehey, Mile Stone here. Hey did you know Candy's tryna flirting you? Hah lmao, Just kidding. Anyways enjoy the game.
Joel: Hehey, Daisy Chain here. Hey, if you have another advice regarding sound configurations, let us know after this game, okay. It seems that the 7.1 Surround Sound could not work to what I intend, you know, it only works on Spatial abstract Node. Ah you know that? No? Ask Hailey, I'm talking about 3D Space, the red nodes stuffs! There's alot more details in Godot, I'm still getting more.
Joel: Oh man, if it isn't.. Okay, everyone, this is Uncle Ozzy. I know, it's... Yeah, best behaviour everyone, and watch your language.
Ozzy: What do you..
Joel: Yeah yeah, I know. Oh my God..
Joel: Uh oh, it's Fard (read Farad). And here he is. Ahei?
Fard: (fart sfx)
Joel: Yeah yeah I know! Everyone, Fard. If you don't know, he's one of the biggest fan of everything related to Jack, in fact had ever involed in the Facebook version, now you know. And Fard, I know this isn't the Jack you're looking for, I know. I just found this framwork from Australia and here we are. Hope you enjoyed this, and if there is something wrong, we apologize. So, enjoy the game. Once again, thancc for still joining with us despite of all this.
Fard: (faaaaart)
Joel: Right, let's just do it!
Joel: Uh oh, it's Fard. I can already sense him silently jUdging Harshly this game against all other OGs.
Fard: (fart sfx)!!
Joel: Okay look, you're judging someone's game, this is not my game. I just modded it. I you have any questions, feel free to ask Hailey who made it this framework. Although you should not, she must be busy as always. BUT, anyways thancc for coming in though. I know it's not the original, and this is one of them I'm talking about. If you felt something went wrong here, I apologize, I'll retry my best. So, enjoy!
Fard: (faaaaaart)!!!
Joel: Okay, let's go.
Joel: Hehey, Cookie's here. Sup, buddy? Yep, This is the Down Under's remission I'm talking about. This here. What do you think? I know, it's sloppy or what, but it's enough to get us started. Well if you'd like to give it a try, feel free! Would be there an episode for you to host, idk.
Joel: Oh my God, no pecking way! it's the Godot creator guy! NO PECKING WAY!! Juan is here!!! not the horse, the Godot guy! Yess!! Ahei, what's up? Didn't expect to see you here, thancc for joinin'. Wow! Okay, This would be fun. Let's go..
(may also does for Ariel Manzur and others related)
Joel: AHei, Hatsune Miku. Wow! She's here!
Joel: Ahei Tari, welcome. Okay look, before you ask any question why am I looks like a golden capsule with a Plus embossing here, it's because, there is no framework that easily lets you to create somekind of stylized Vtuber avatar for Gratis, Open Source, & Full version. At least the stable, nada! So here I am, in my Blendsona look. I know it's worse than PNGtuber, but this is all I have, I'm sorry. So, do you satisfied with your Blendsona I've designed for you? I mean, you can change the design later though, if you don't like it, You gotta at least have one or else you'll be invisible, so here what I had for you now. Of course, after the game, just launch Blender and design whatever primitives you'd like and then export it to GLTF and Godot should see it. Anyways, enjoy the game!
info: This is a spoiler for grand finale of Meta Runner!
Joel: Ahei Tari, welcome. Hey, I noticed that whenever you played games with us you always connect through Zetrix Realize Project, according to your User Agent Strings. Look, I know it's pervert looking at gamers connection status which is why we turned data collection off and delete everything if somehow it got stored. But Tari, you all the time coming right at here this way, all the time, what's happening? Mind you that too much using Realize is not good for your health! Atrophies and whatever calcification will happen! You could just at least use regular Zetrix VR instead. Well, don't worry. We are currently figuring out how to get you out from there. Anyways, enjoy the game.
info: with UDP connection, admin should be able to see how this user connected, but only during connection due to privacy law. Additional "user agent string" may be sent, but these data are the in-house client data rather, instead of protocol data. Like above example, we can see the client name and its type. Netscape & Unknown Astral Projection, stuff like that. Yeah it's imaginary, but you get the idea.
Joel: Ahei, Uzi. Hey, I need to tell you something. It's in this message, so open up your Waver app on your head, be ready. ... Okay, so..
(Waver message): Every Thursday, Epic Games give away one or more random games for $0, so check them out every that time before it change again next week! On Christmas, free games changes everyday!
Joel: Kay, got it? Yes? Yeah, for real, so generous right? You're welcome. Don't forget about this. Relax, every weeek, enjoy the game first.
Joel: Ahei Kris! Welcome! Well, if you hear this right now, that's because everything is pre-recorded, as of uuuh.. Twenty-Twenty-Three (2023)! So I have no idea if by any, the situation have changed drastically, you die, you alive, somebody else, this who drove this body wasn't the Kris I expected or vice versa, maybe varies. Well I hope it's not the stolen Kris something-something. So apologies if this wasn't the case I'd expect to see, but anyways, enjoy the game! yeah.
Joel: Ahei Susie. Welcome. ... Okay, idk, enjoy the game. Oh wait, About Kris, how would he be now? Because this is pre-recorded, uh.. I just wanna say, thancc for taking care of him. I hope Kris is well, coz he has been suspicious lately. Anyway, that's for another day, Enjoy the game.
Joel: Ahei, Ralsei. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? No no, Weren't you supposed to be.. eh whatever. I mean yeah, I'm sorry assigning you at Punishment room, coz uh.. people are nasty here. Okay whatever, enjoy the game.
Joel: Ahei Bocchi! WHoah, whoah, relax! don't act surprised, I do not bite. Okay, I'm sorry. But I am an introvert too! Hate to talk to people, shy, and.. get out as all as possible if got asked something especially about things that embarrasses, yeah I am just like you. I am seriously nervous all the time, vibration 100 decibel. But I have to talk, because the original game is like this, and it's considered revolution the first time it come up, yadi yada, you know. Okay, let's.. just do the game, enjoy!
Joel: Ahei, Komi-san, welcome! Whoa whoa, relax, relax. I am not a monster. I am the same shy as you are, in fact I am introvert. ... Okay? Good. How are you today? There's no need to answer though, coz this audio here is all pre-recorded as of 2023, So I'll assume you are fine, or not as I would back in the day, idk. But yeah, enjoy the game.
Joel: Ahei, Hailey, Welcome. Look, I'm sorry for breaking your game, But it's really impressive though. I know, recreating game is hard, and I thancc you for creating this framework for us, while we're making our own framework like this.. It wouldn't be possible without you. And thancc for joining with us! So, enjoy!
info: Remember, as of mid 2023, franchises are now reinstanced with few to some properties & current statements copied over. She & future franchises will be like this. Company restructuring, you know.
Joel: Vriska!! Hi.. Where's the other? Did you kill them? Well, I hope not. Resurrector is very expensive, the power needed. Yeah, just so you know. Anyway enjoy the game, you got nobody here, so relax.
info: Adding Vriska into this session will cause the session very hard, because as Vriska, she has the ability to predict answer confidence level. A meter of confidence will appear underneath the answer buttons, that is if you play using smart remote. Not always accurate.
Joel: Oh noes. Vriska is here. I'm sorry, gamers, today's a very hard game. Have your sportmanship everyone, because she is the luckiest player here in the galaxy. I already told her to let herself lose so other player can win, and you know, she refuses. Best behaviour y'all, you can do this. Vriska? Please. okay?!
info: Actually, we don't have time to program extra advantages today.
Joel: Oh noes. Vriska is here. Best behaviour folks. I know, I already told her many times not to telepathy & cheat the answer from other players. She refused. So Vriska, Please! For the love of God. And everyone, I expect for your sportmanship. Okay, enjoy the game.
Joel: Ahei, Terezi. Don't worry, the answer board ahead of you already has braille pins and Arduino LCD display, also a headphone jack on your left if you want to hear audio description.
Terezi Pyrope: (pick microphone), I C4N S33, Y0U DUMB455!!! D:<, (put back)!!.
Joel: Wait, you can see (checking Terezi's medical condition right now)? OOWH!, Congratulations! Sorry I didn't know that. Whow!, you people had alot of story to tell. Man, no time for that not to mention Holy Bible entire set. Rather to hear what spoilers says you know what I mean. Yeah, uh.. church with priest sharing Bible stuffs every weekend. Anyways, enjoy the game. (small voice) btw uh, didn't we cured her, or it was already by someone? huh, (Will check Resurrector history..) after the game.
Info: 3D Modeller, fan art consists of FNAF Security Breach & others.
Joel: Lukasz!! Welcome. Hey, you know Sharing is Caring, and Sharing is Fun, okay? It'll be fun if you don't exclusively put your stuff on your realm & ask people to join your realm. That's no fun because just so you know, each account can only join 100 realm without premium subscription, Now you know. Here, Join Odysee. That's the best sharing site, try it! & enjoy the game.
Info: 3D Modeler, famously Shantae full
Joel: Rafa! Hey, still good? Once again, sorry. & sorry can't keep up all the time. And hey, you released everything, Didn't see that, wow! ... ... 🙂 Thank you. AAAND enjoy the game!
Info: Joel had ever had feud due to the paywall back then. excused under Nintendo sue. resolved with start subscribing for certain time until he can't keep up. Now all stuffs are free due to lack of new ideas. She still doing some hired jobs in the background. Before the transition, she refunds for months that had no new post, but now is donation.
Joel: Wait what the hell happened here? GNU! What are you doing here?
GNU: Oh, I just replacing Ralsei for a moment
Joel: No, where is Ralsei? He was supposed to do the job here!
GNU: idk, I suddenly got a call and a portal came. the guy in the portal would gave me some.. wheat. ... And he looks like he is desperate.
Joel: Oh my God. Karesh!!!
Karesh (meme primitive, female voice): Yes, sir?
Joel: What happened with Ralsei?
Karesh: I have received message that he was still having busy school affairs.
Joel: Ah damn it, he's been on there always, I wonder. He's the expert at annoying chit chattering, why not you just use the recording we had?
Karesh: I am sorry, sir. But we have no such recording in this directory.
Joel: Oh yeah, I forgot. We don't have it at all, to this day. Welp, congratulations, people, you win this time. but next time this gonna be serious.
Advertisements audio on the background
Joel: Woo.. Ahei, got triggers here. Recording.. Kay. Tari asked if this game has AI, Okay! Good question!
Joel: Right, it's more than just YES or NO apparently. Yeah, as you just have had triggered here, This makes you think so.
Joel: Well actually if you mean that kind of AI, then there is no AI. Precisely, it's more like the preprogrammed AI.
Joel: Yes, all things here are preprogrammed, even audios are preprogrammed, including this one you hear right here just now. It's recorded. Well, I know it's not my game, but I would still make preprogrammed AI games most of the part.
Joel: You know, it's Finite State Machine.
(audio oooo sfx)
Joel: See? You people know that? Yep, they know what is this AI type called. Now you know., Basically you are at this state, and when you do something that matches the condition in this state, you go to the matching state you will go to, and so on. Simple as that. Well, can be made complicated, but I'd rather make it simple, because.. I don't have time, and I could create bugs that goes villainous like in the movies, No. But, there you have it.
Joel: So don't worry, you can break this game, nobody here especially robots will wake up, unless if there is an Antivirus if an admin installed it. Infact, so simple if something wrong, you'll just get thrown out of of the game. I mean, program terminates, you awake back to real life, and the server goes back to desktop or console, that's it. Idk if you'd feel some pain, supposedly not, I mean, that's not how Linux kernel works. But yeah! It's stupid simple, Seems complex but not as much as that aforementioned concious AI type of softwares.
Joel: Ahei, it's been 2 questions and nobody answered. (sigh)!.... Well, here we go again. Either, your thin client (reference to cloud gaming like Xbox Game Pass, Nvidia GeForce Now, Playstation Plus, etc.) subscription has expired, and the system or admin forgot to turn off this VM Container whatever, Or your remote suddenly died, or your parent confiscated the remote rights, oooooor.... cardiac arrest? Okay. Anyhow, class dismissed, go back to lobby.
(game quit)
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