e_010_furry.json

{
    "name": "Sodomy Dog's Furry Pack",
    "description": "",
    "watermark": "Furry",
    "expansion": true,
    "blackCards": [
        {
            "text": "Personals ad: Seeking a female who doesn't mind ____, might also be willing to try a male if they're ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "I tell everyone I'm not a furry, but I've drawn a lot of ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "My original species combines ____ and ____. It's called ____.",
            "pick": 3
        },
        {
            "text": "____. And now I'm bleeding.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Suck my ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I also take ____ as payment for commissions.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____ looks pretty in all the art, but have you seen one in real life?",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "At first I couldn't understand ____, but now it's my biggest kink.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Long story short, I ended up with ____ in my ass.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Don't knock ____ until you've tried it.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Who knew I'd be able to make a living off of ____?",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "It's difficult to explain to friends and family why I know so much about ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Once I started roleplaying ____, it was all downhill from there.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____ are so goddamn cool.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____, by Bad Dragon™.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "No, look, you don't understand. I REALLY like ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I don't think my parents will ever accept that the real me is ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I can't believe I spent most of my paycheck on ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "You can try to justify ____ all you want, but you don't have to be ____ to realize it's just plain wrong.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "I've been waiting all year for ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I can't wait to meet up with my internet friends for ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Most cats are ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Taking pride in one's collection of ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Did you hear about the guy that smuggled ____ into the hotel?",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "The panel I'm looking forward to most at AC this year is...",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "My Original Character's name is ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "My secret tumblr account where I post nothing but ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Only my internet friends know that I fantasize about ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Everyone really just goes to the cons for ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "It all started with ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I'll roleplay ____, you can be ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "I'm no longer allowed near ____ after the incident with ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "I've been into ____ since before I hit puberty, I just didn't know what it meant.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Realizing, too late, the implications of your interest in ____ as a child.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Whoa, I might fantasize about ____, but I'd never actually go that far in real life.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I realized they were a furry when they mentioned ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Everyone on this site has such strong opinions about ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "My landlord had a lot of uncomfortable questions for me when when he found ____ in my bedroom while I was at work.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I'm not even aroused by normal porn anymore, I can only get off to ____ or ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "____? Oh, yeah, I could get my mouth around that.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "What wouldn't I fuck?",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "When I thought I couldn't go any lower, I realized I would probably fuck ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I knew my boyfriend was a keeper when he said he'd try ____, just for me.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Fuck ____, get ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "I would bend over for ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I think having horns would make ____ complicated.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "In my past life, I was ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____ is my spirit animal.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____. This is what my life has come to.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I'm not even sad that I devote at least six hours of each day to ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I never felt more accomplished than when I realized I could fit ____ into my ass.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Yeah, I know I have a lot of ____ in my favorites, but I'm just here for the art.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I'm not a \"furry,\" I prefer to be called ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Okay, ____? Pretty much the cutest thing ever.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____. Yeah, that's a pretty interesting way to die.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I didn't believe the rumors about ____, until I saw the videos.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I knew I needed to leave the fandom when I realized I was ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "After being a furry for so long, I can never see ____ without getting a little aroused.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "It's really hard not to laugh at ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "If my parents ever found ____, I'd probably be disowned.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____ ruined the fandom.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "The most recent item in my search history.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Is it weird that I want to rub my face on ____?",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____? Oh murr.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I never thought I'd be comfortable with ____, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "My next fursuit will have ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I'm writing a porn comic about ____ and ____. ",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "I tell everyone that I make my money off \"illustration,\" when really, I just draw ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Oh, you're an artist? Could you draw ____ for me?",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Everyone thinks they're so great, but the only thing they're good at drawing is ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "They're just going to spend all that money on ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "While everyone else seems to have a deep, instinctual fear of ____, it just turns me on.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Lying about having ____ to get donations, which you spend on ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "It's not bestiality, it's ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Everyone thinks that because I'm a furry, I'm into ____. Unfortunately, they're right.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I'm only gay for ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Excuse you, I'm a were-____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "If you like it, then you should put ____ on it.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "My girlfriend won't let me do ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "The most pleasant surprise I've had this year.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I knew I had a problem when I had to sell ____ to pay for ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "I'm about 50% ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____: Horrible tragedy, or sexual opportunity?",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "It's a little worrying that I have to compare the size of ____ to beverage containers.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Hey, you guys wanna come back to my place? I've got ____ and ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "Jizzing all over ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "It's just that much creepier when 40-year-old men are into ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____ is no substitute for social skills, but it's a start.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "The real reason I got into the fandom? ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____ are definitely the new huskies.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I remember when ____ was just getting started.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "When no one else is around, sometimes I consider doing things with ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "Actually coming inside ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I don't know how we got on the subject of dragon cocks, but it probably started with ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____ is a shining example of what those with autism can really do.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "It is my dream to be covered with ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "____ fucking ____. Now that's hot.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "Would you rather suck ____, or get dicked by ____?",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "It never fails to liven up the workplace when you ask your coworkers if they'd rather have sex with ____ or ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "HELLO FURRIEND, HOWL ARE YOU DOING?",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "What are the two worst cards in your hand right now?",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "Nobody believes me when I tell that one story about walking in on ____.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "You don't know who ____ is? They're the one that draws ____.",
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "text": "You sometimes wish you'd encounter ____ while all alone, in the woods. With a bottle of lube.",
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "text": "I used to avoid talking about ____, but now it's just a part of normal conversation with my friends.",
            "pick": 1
        }
    ],
    "whiteCards": [
        "Dragon dildos.",
        "Adam Wan.",
        "Non-consensual sex with Zaush.",
        "My tailhole.",
        "Adoptables with visible genitalia.",
        "An embarrassingly long F-List profile.",
        "Catching STDs at conventions.",
        "Fursuit adventures.",
        "A semen-stained fursuit.",
        "Fake furry girls.",
        "That one straight guy at the party.",
        "An apartment full of internet-obsessed losers.",
        "A tub of Vaseline.",
        "Sex with strangers.",
        "People who cosplay at furry conventions.",
        "Fursuiters at anime conventions.",
        "Embarrassing craigslist ads.",
        "Pounced.org.",
        "A large, flared Chance.",
        "Stretching your anus in preparation for horse cock.",
        "A hermaphrodite foxtaur.",
        "Babyfurs.",
        "Uncomfortably attractive animals.",
        "Confusing feelings about cartoon characters.",
        "PetSmart.",
        "Krystal, the fox.",
        "StarFox.",
        "Sonic the Hedgehog.",
        "Bowser's sweaty balls.",
        "A furpile.",
        "The stench of half a dozen unwashed bronies.",
        "Intimacy with the family dog.",
        "Horses.",
        "Fursecution.",
        "Chakats.",
        "DeviantArt.",
        "Otherkin.",
        "Heated debates about human genitalia versus animal genitalia.",
        "Taking the knot.",
        "Really, really liking Disney's Robin Hood.",
        "Applying your obscure, unrealistic fetishes to 90's cartoon characters.",
        "The texture and color of raw meat.",
        "An oversized clitoris that acts as a functional penis.",
        "A hermaphrodite snow leopard.",
        "Drawing furry porn.",
        "Lovingly rendered dragon anus.",
        "Cloaca.",
        "Animal genitalia.",
        "Motherfucking wolves.",
        "Christian furries.",
        "Barbed penises.",
        "Two knots.",
        "A really attractive wolf.",
        "A slutty gay fox.",
        "A surprisingly attractive anteater.",
        "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON.",
        "Tumbles, the Stair Dragon.",
        "Furry Weekend Atlanta.",
        "Further Confusion.",
        "AnthroCon.",
        "Literally a bucket of semen.",
        "Sexual interest in pretty much anything with a hole.",
        "Attraction to pretty much anything with a penis.",
        "Transformation porn.",
        "Anatomically incorrect genitalia.",
        "When you catch yourself glancing at the crotches of animated characters.",
        "Belly rubs leading to awkward boners.",
        "Scritches.",
        "Lifting your tail.",
        "Experimenting with fisting.",
        "Bad decisions.",
        "A little bitch.",
        "A lime Citra.",
        "Sergals.",
        "An autistic knife fight.",
        "The noises red pandas make during sex.",
        "About 16 ounces of horse semen.",
        "Dog cum.",
        "Oral knotting.",
        "Leaving your orifices bloody and sore.",
        "Rubbing peanut butter on your genitals.",
        "Bad Dragon™ cumlube.",
        "Piss.",
        "Smells.",
        "When \"blowing ten bucks\" makes you think of a long night with a bunch of deer.",
        "Forgetting which set of fursuit paws you use for handjobs.",
        "A strategically placed hole.",
        "Shitting on my face.",
        "Barking at strangers.",
        "Sitting on your face.",
        "Spending more money on commissions than food in a given week.",
        "A dick so big you have to give it a hugjob.",
        "The fine line between feral and outright bestiality.",
        "Anal training.",
        "Discovering monster porn.",
        "Realizing that rimming is pretty cool.",
        "Endearing social ineptitude.",
        "All this lube.",
        "That thing that gives your dick a knot IRL.",
        "Gay.",
        "Really, truly heterosexual.",
        "Drenching your fursuit in Febreeze.",
        "That time you let your dog go a little further than just sniffing your crotch.",
        "Poodles with afros.",
        "Offensively stereotyped African animals.",
        "A sassy lioness.",
        "Surprise hermaphrodites.",
        "Taking special interest in nature documentaries.",
        "Becoming a veterinarian for all the wrong reasons.",
        "The premise of every furry comic ever.",
        "Anal sex you didn't know you wanted.",
        "The incredibly satisfying sound it makes when you pull it out.",
        "Bear tits.",
        "Big cute paws.",
        "Paws.",
        "Furry porn, shamelessly taped to the walls.",
        "Grabby-paws.",
        "Masturbating, with claws.",
        "Pawing-off.",
        "Tail-sex.",
        "Mary, the anthro mare.",
        "Natascha, the anthro husky.",
        "Nipple buffet.",
        "Crotch-tits.",
        "The tailstar tango.",
        "Furries in heat.",
        "Fantasizing about sex with just about every monster you encounter in your video game.",
        "Impure thoughts about Kobolds.",
        "Erotic roleplay.",
        "Monsters with bedroom eyes.",
        "Accurate avian anatomy.",
        "Getting fur stuck in your teeth.",
        "Getting feathers stuck in your teeth.",
        "Ignoring a person's faults because their character is hot.",
        "Discovering that it's never just a big vagina.",
        "Dragoneer.",
        "A horny dragon.",
        "A sexually frustrated griffon.",
        "Species stereotypes.",
        "HELLO FURRIEND, HOWL ARE YOU DOING.",
        "Convention sluts.",
        "Horns and hooves.",
        "Being \"prison gay.\"",
        "Microwaving diapers.",
        "Adorable dog people.",
        "Sexy the Cat.",
        "That one episode of CSI.",
        "SecondLife.",
        "The Gay Yiffy Club.",
        "Hyper-endowed squirrels.",
        "A spider furry who isn't even into bondage.",
        "Being really, really into monsters.",
        "Sexual arousal from children's cartoons.",
        "No males, no herms, no cuntboys, no shemales, no trannys, no furries, no aliens, no vampires, and no werewolves. ONLY STRAIGHT OR BI HUMAN FEMALES.",
        "Overcompensating with a huge horse penis.",
        "A fedora enthusiast.",
        "A tongue-beast.",
        "Frisky tentacles.",
        "A very steampunk rat.",
        "Canine superiority.",
        "Oviposition.",
        "Flares.",
        "Dogs wearing panties.",
        "Monster boys in lingerie.",
        "Power bottoms.",
        "Sheath licking.",
        "Sex with Pokémon.",
        "Making out with dogs.",
        "YouTube videos of horse breeding.",
        "Pissing on your significant other to show ownership.",
        "Being able to recognize your friends by the scent of their asses.",
        "A notebook full of embarrassing niche porn sketches.",
        "Cockvore.",
        "A prehensile penis.",
        "Puns involving the word \"knot.\"",
        "Jerking off on an unconscious friend's feet.",
        "CrusaderCat.",
        "Your Character Here."
    ]
}