Непростительные баффы клоуна.

code/defines/obj/weapon.dm

@@ -24,17 +24,6 @@
 	var/mode = 1
 	w_class = 3.0
 
-/obj/item/weapon/bananapeel
-	name = "banana peel"
-	desc = "A peel from a banana."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
-	icon_state = "banana_peel"
-	item_state = "banana_peel"
-	w_class = 2.0
-	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 4
-	throw_range = 20
-
 /obj/item/weapon/corncob
 	name = "corn cob"
 	desc = "A reminder of meals gone by."
@@ -46,43 +35,6 @@
 	throw_speed = 4
 	throw_range = 20
 
-/obj/item/weapon/soap
-	name = "soap"
-	desc = "A cheap bar of soap. Doesn't smell."
-	gender = PLURAL
-	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
-	icon_state = "soap"
-	w_class = 2.0
-	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 4
-	throw_range = 20
-
-/obj/item/weapon/soap/nanotrasen
-	desc = "A Nanotrasen brand bar of soap. Smells of phoron."
-	icon_state = "soapnt"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/soap/deluxe
-	desc = "A deluxe Waffle Co. brand bar of soap. Smells of condoms."
-	icon_state = "soapdeluxe"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/soap/syndie
-	desc = "An untrustworthy bar of soap. Smells of fear."
-	icon_state = "soapsyndie"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn
-	name = "bike horn"
-	desc = "A horn off of a bicycle."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
-	icon_state = "bike_horn"
-	item_state = "bike_horn"
-	throwforce = 3
-	w_class = 1.0
-	throw_speed = 3
-	throw_range = 15
-	attack_verb = list("HONKED")
-	var/spam_flag = 0
-
-
 /obj/item/weapon/c_tube
 	name = "cardboard tube"
 	desc = "A tube... of cardboard."

code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm

@@ -1256,7 +1256,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/pda/clown/Crossed(mob/living/carbon/C) //Clown PDA is slippery.
 	if(istype(C))
-		if (C.slip("the PDA", 4, 2) && ishuman(C) && src.cartridge.charges < 5)
+		if (C.slip("the PDA", 8, 2) && ishuman(C) && src.cartridge.charges < 5)
 			cartridge.charges++
 
 /obj/item/device/pda/proc/available_pdas()

code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm

@@ -8,13 +8,48 @@
 /*
  * Banana Peals
  */
+
+/obj/item/weapon/bananapeel
+	name = "banana peel"
+	desc = "A peel from a banana."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "banana_peel"
+	item_state = "banana_peel"
+	w_class = 2.0
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_speed = 4
+	throw_range = 20
+
 /obj/item/weapon/bananapeel/Crossed(mob/living/carbon/C)
 	if(istype(C))
 		C.slip("the [src]", 4, 2)
 
 /*
  * Soap
  */
+/obj/item/weapon/soap
+	name = "soap"
+	desc = "A cheap bar of soap. Doesn't smell."
+	gender = PLURAL
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "soap"
+	w_class = 2.0
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_speed = 4
+	throw_range = 20
+
+/obj/item/weapon/soap/nanotrasen
+	desc = "A Nanotrasen brand bar of soap. Smells of phoron."
+	icon_state = "soapnt"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/soap/deluxe
+	desc = "A deluxe Waffle Co. brand bar of soap. Smells of condoms."
+	icon_state = "soapdeluxe"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/soap/syndie
+	desc = "An untrustworthy bar of soap. Smells of fear."
+	icon_state = "soapsyndie"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/soap/Crossed(mob/living/carbon/C) //EXACTLY the same as bananapeel for now, so it makes sense to put it in the same dm -- Urist
 	if(istype(C))
 		C.slip("the [src]", 4, 2)
@@ -42,12 +77,30 @@
 /*
  * Bike Horns
  */
+
+/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn
+	name = "bike horn"
+	desc = "A horn off of a bicycle."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bike_horn"
+	item_state = "bike_horn"
+	throwforce = 3
+	w_class = 1.0
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 15
+	attack_verb = list("HONKED")
+	var/spam_flag = 0
+
+/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn/attack(mob/target, mob/user, def_zone)
+	. = ..()
+	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/bikehorn/attack_self(mob/user)
 	if (spam_flag == 0)
 		spam_flag = 1
 		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
 		src.add_fingerprint(user)
-		spawn(20)
+		spawn(8)
 			spam_flag = 0
 	return
 
@@ -57,3 +110,39 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "dogtoy"
 	item_state = "dogtoy"
+
+//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+//			       Fake Laugh Button   			    //
+//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/obj/item/toy/laugh_button
+	name = "laugh button"
+	desc = "It's a perfect adding to the bad joke."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "laugh_button_on"
+	var/cooldown = FALSE
+	w_class = 1
+
+/obj/item/toy/laugh_button/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!cooldown)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(src)] \the [user] presses \the [src]</span>")
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/buttonclick.ogg', 50, 1)
+		var/laugh = pick(
+			'sound/voice/fake_laugh/laugh1.ogg',
+			'sound/voice/fake_laugh/laugh2.ogg',
+			'sound/voice/fake_laugh/laugh3.ogg',
+			)
+		playsound(src.loc, laugh, 50, 1)
+		flick("laugh_button_down",src)
+		icon_state = "laugh_button_off"
+		cooldown = TRUE
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/release_cooldown), 50)
+		return
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/toy/laugh_button/proc/release_cooldown()
+	flick("laugh_button_up",src)
+	icon_state = "laugh_button_on"
+	cooldown = FALSE
+	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/buttonclick.ogg', 50, 1)
+	return

code/game/turfs/simulated.dm

@@ -64,8 +64,7 @@
 				var/footstepsound = "footsteps"
 
 				if(istype(H.shoes, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes))
-					if(prob(25))
-						footstepsound = "clownstep"
+					footstepsound = "clownstep"
 				if(H.shoes.wet)
 					footstepsound = 'sound/effects/waterstep.ogg'
 

maps/z1.dmm

@@ -13159,6 +13159,7 @@
 	pixel_y = 3
 	},
 /obj/item/weapon/lipstick/jade,
+/obj/item/toy/laugh_button,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/crew_quarters/theatre)
 "avN" = (