Song lyrics ... turned code, regardless of the language.

Just browse the src folder, pick the artist, select a song from the artist, and follow through!

Example

This is Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.js:

if ((!me.love.isStranger() && !you.love.isStranger()) && (you.rules.isKnown() && me.rules.isKnown())){
    for (var guy of Population.guys){
        if (guy == me) me.think(Commitment.full);
    }
    me.tell(you, me.feeling);
    me.feel(you, Feelings.understanding);

    if (false){
        me.giveUp(you);
        me.letDown(you);
        me.runAround().desert(you);
        me.feel(you, Feelings.crying);
        me.tell(you, 'Goodbye');
        me.tell(you, me.lies[Math.floor(Math.random() * me.lies.length)]);
        me.feel(you, Feelings.pain);
    }
}

if(me.knownPeople[you].duration > Duration.soLong){
    if (you.organs.heart.feeling != Feelings.pain) you.tell(me, 'it');
    if ((me.organs.mind.feeling == you.organs.mind.feeling) && (me.organs.mind.hasThought('game') && you.organs.mind.hasThought('game'))){
        me.play(you, me.organs.getThought('game'));
    }

    if (you.ask(me, Questions.personal.feeling)){
        if (false) you.tell(me, you.organs.eyes.isBlind());
    }

	if (false){
        me.feel(you, Feelings.givingUp);
        me.feel(you, Feelings.tellingDown);
        me.runAround().feel(you, Feelings.deserted);
        me.feel(you, Feelings.crying);
        me.tell(you, 'Goodbye');
        me.tell(you, me.lies[Math.floor(Math.random() * me.lies.length)]);
        me.feel(you, Feelings.pain);

        me.feel(you, Feelings.givingUp);
        me.feel(you, Feelings.tellingDown);
        me.runAround().feel(you, Feelings.deserted);
        me.feel(you, Feelings.crying);
        me.tell(you, 'Goodbye');
        me.tell(you, me.lies[Math.floor(Math.random() * me.lies.length)]);
        me.feel(you, Feelings.pain);
    }
}

Folder Structure

src / <name of artist, if multiple then separate it with semicolons> / <name of song> . <file extension of the programming language to use>

Disclaimer

This repository is not actually ment to be used in actual applications and serves no purpose other than to make programmers laugh. While they do follow syntax in their respective programming language, all of the code here can't be compiled and be run.

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