Telegram bot - @lilmonix3Bot. A multipurpose bot.
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Adds loads of emoticons.
<This is an inline command. Simply do @lilmonix3Bot in group chat.>
Give the meaning of a word from Urban Dictionary.
/urban_dictionary [WORD]
Helping people in dilemma with 45% chances of the bot replying Yes
(to do something, buy a new phone, relase your North Korean missile, etc.), 45% chances of replying No
(no to downloading Vim, sing in shower, die because of not doing homework, etc.), and 10% chances of replying Maybe
(putting people in dilemma again).
/decide
Helping people play Board Games (who can't buy a physical kit or don't have the intellect to download an app for it) by outputing a random number between 1 and 6.
/roll_dice
Helping people know that you have freaked out because they're not capitalizing appropriate letters or that they finally capitalized it.
/table flip
: (╯°□°)╯彡 ┻━┻
/table unflip
: ┬─┬ ノ(°-°ノ)
Helping people express that they're a human and not a bot reply "Idk" all the time.
/shrug
: ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Popularize some non-famous coders. (Send the names of all the contributors of this repo)
/credits
Markdown some of the messages that you'll be needing later.
[Reply to someone] /quote
: Append the message you replied to the list of quotes.
/quote [index]
: Show the quote on the index you typed.
/quote all
: List all the quotes ever.
Helping you reply to questions with minimal efforts.
Syntax:
Reply to a message with s/[A STRING IN THE MESSAGE]/[THE STRING YOU WANNA REPLACE THE PREVIOUS ONE TO]
Example:
Person A : Doing well?
You: Replied to the answer with s/?/.
Monika: Replying to your message: Doing well.
If this bot is widely used, it may slow down. I am currently using Heroku to host this app. You can donate me some money if you want this bot to be available without delays 24*7 :)
Bitcoin Address — 1A2SUvxMKPZ456xA1suQunCtuUyPo6evcS
Thanks if you donate! I will write your name in bot credits too (/credits).
Either contact me from my website or create a PR!
I will accept almost all PRs as long as it works. Bonus: I will add your name in bot credits (/credits) :)