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Quote Server

Quote server fills a need for interesting things to pop up when I open new terminal windows. I run this as a docker daemon so that it's always able to pull quotes when I open a new tab, edifying me in the process. I can also keep the quote party going with curl localhost:8080 whenever I see fit.

And now, you can too! Simply add the contents of to your bash profile of choice; i'm on mac, so I just added it to ~/.bash_profile. And that's all there is to it! Just kidding, that's a lie. You'll need to install docker, as well.

I regretfully don't recall the website I pulled the quotes from, so I can't give them credit. But I googled "long list of computer science quotes" or some such and copy-pasted the list into quotes.txt. Then I read that line by line, applying the stupid heuristic of "split the file up by empty lines". This isn't 100% correct and sometimes the quotes look weird. And the quotes aren't always strictly relevant to computing, per se (Confucius snuck in there somehow). But hey, it took me 5 minutes to write.

This is a chance to apply one of my favorite quotes: "The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. - T. Cargill"

See? We're already becoming wiser.

At any rate, this allows us to split the quotes into an array, and the server picks a random index to pick a quote. Easy peasy.

Feel free to submit a PR if something seems off, or just shoot me an email and i'll fix it.

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