A repository of the worlds shittiest super powers
- The ability to make other people itchy
- The ability to stir liquids from great distances
- The ability to make your enemies crave enchiladas
- The ability to seduce a slice of cheese
- The ability to read your own mind
- The ability to remotely control a remote control
- The ability to induce optimism in others
- The ability to know the color of the next gumball to pop out of the machine
- The ability to know which size tupperware you're going to need
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