Hello, I'm Joey 👋
resource "github_introduction" "joey" {
name = "Joey Stout"
interests = ["kubernetes", "opentofu", "nodejs", "python", "gitops"]
resume = "https://apollorion.com/joeysResume.pdf"
where_you_can_find_me = [
"https://www.github.com/apollorion",
"https://www.youtube.com/@TheOutdoorProgrammer",
"https://bsky.app/profile/apollorion.com",
"https://www.linkedin.com/in/apollorion/",
"mailto:joey@apollorion.com",
]
projects = [
"https://www.manifests.io/",
"https://www.wtc-the-game.org/",
"https://situationroom.apollorion.com/",
"https://github.com/Apollorion/fly",
"https://github.com/Apollorion/MAAS2",
]
spacelift = [
"https://packetpushers.net/podcasts/day-two-devops/0423-d2do270-spacelift-is-your-infrastructure-glue-sponsored/",
"https://github.com/Apollorion/MRPICKLE",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/tofusible",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/plugin-sops",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/plugin-context-trigger",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/plugin-signed-runs",
]
blog_posts = [
"https://spacelift.io/blog/autoscaling-native-kubernetes-workers",
"https://spacelift.io/blog/best-practices-for-iac-and-spacelift",
"https://medium.com/beambenefits/collecting-open-metrics-in-k8s-and-shipping-to-datadog-5345cd27ef18",
]
}2025-05-12: Do animals not have taste buds? How does a shark eat a rotting whale and think "this is gourmet as fuck?"
2025-04-26: People in pet subreddits ask the silliest questions "why is my cat making this noise while I pet her?" like what? you mean the purring?
2025-04-11: did dodo bird taste good?
2025-04-10: A girl telling me she doesn't know who the president is in high school over 10 years ago lives rent free in my head
2025-04-07: youtu.be/pIz2K3ArrWk?... I miss OG Owl City