"Would your rather shit your pants in public or drink spoiled milk?", my son asked me, and I was intrigued. Turns out he did not make this up himself, but got the dilemma from a card game. The initial digital version was hacked together in an hour or so and is now open source so that anyone can add to it.
You are free (very welcome, even!) to add new dilemmas by adding a file in the resources/dilemmas directory and submitting a PR. Please keep things civil.
I am also open to accepting functional PRs. Any feedback is welcome.
This project is open-sourced software licensed under the MIT license.