One morning, you wake up in a strange room with marshmallows for walls.
Thinking back, there are no memories to suggest that this should have been
anything but an ordinary morning. You didn't go out last night, you don't
usually take intoxicants, what's happening...?
But it's probably not worth dwelling on that right now, you could be in danger.
These marshmallows are numerous and they look so delicious.
You reach out to grab a handful of the marshmallow wall, but you can't seem to take the handful away from the wall.
You also seem to be wearing an uncomfortable and restrictive jacket made of leather...
You begin to breakout of the jacket and find a lighter, a fork, and rope.
You are not sure who placed these objects near you or why.
But you have a growing sense that these mundane objects are vital to your survival.
You decide to try to light a fire to melt some of the marshmallows so you look for some kindling.
You have the suspicion that you are being closely watched.
You see a polar bear searching for food.
"Well- OK" you admit to yourself, "Perhaps I do indulge in the occAsional intoxicant!"
You hear a small bird sound in the distance.
But it sounds like it might be coming out of speakers.
When you look away, a marshmallow hand attempts to grab the lighter.
But you are too quick for the marshmallow!
The realization suddenly dawns upon you the marshmallow is self aware!
If you don't do something quickly, this marshmallow belly will digest you!
Marshmallows are going to rule the world!
Long live marshmallows!
Hold the image of the marshmallow and..
Sing softly the song of it's people as you...
Do you:
Give the marshmallow entity a turing test
[Step into an adjacent room to check your social media hubs] (social-media/social-media.md)
[Try and interact with the marshmallow hand] (interact/interact.md)
Check your phone for date, time and location?
make a swing with rope and jacket
give the marshmallow to the polar bear?
Try to pull a MacGyver with the lighter, fork and rope?
Quickly run outside and explore?
dig a hole with your bare hands?
Begin to dance to pass the time?
You pinch yourself to see whether you are dreaming?
Promise to yourself this is the last time you take hallucinogenic mushrooms?
[Think this is too surreal and decide to try the French version instead?] (../French/feu-de-camp.md)
[Think this is a dream, and jam the fork into your hand to wake up?] (fork-jam/not_dreaming.md)
[Go out and collect mushroom?] (mushroom/collect_mushroom.md)
Make one of those weird marshmallow Jell-O salads?
Go meditate and ponder about your next step?
Get to work on the best batch of cookies ever made?
Start tying knots on the fork?
Start pondering how you got yourself in a sticky situation?
Create a new jacket out of marshmallows?
Whip out your spork, start a fire and make giant s'mores?
Ask yourself how you got yourself into this situation - AGAIN?
Challenge the Marshmallows to a Rock Off!
hide the lighter fork and rope in your pocket
make a necklace out of the marshmallows
Put yourself back in the straitjacket
Attempt to befriend the marshmellow man
Try to use one of your pokemon?
Throw a rock at it and see if it moves
Start tickling the marshmallow
Tie the marshmallow's hands and legs
B b b bird bird bird, bird is the word
Escape and find a phone to call...
Run back and forth quickly slamming into the walls
In their tongue he is Dovhakiin, DragonBorn, FUS ROH DAH
[Oh dear! You ended up in Candyland!] (candyland/diabetes.md)
[You punch the first person you see!] (punch/punch.md)
[Hulk smash?] (hulk/smash.md)
[Marsh Attack!!!] (marshmallow-attack/marsh-attack.md)
[Got Lost] (getsLost/getsLost.md)
[Try to make smores] (smores/smores.md)
[Summon your humble servant] (humbleservant/humbleservant.md)
[Summon the magical snuffbox] (snuffbox/snuffbox.md)
[Become the One?] (matrix/matrix.md)
[Want to cook boneless pork shoulder roast?] (pork/roast.md)
[Take a selfie?] (selfie/selfie.md)
[Say something] (blah-balh/blah-blah.md)
[Try the Marshmallow Test on it?] (https://youtu.be/QX_oy9614HQ)