filtered.csv

ID,Posted at,Screen name,Text
378325039428698112,2013-09-13 01:11:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,remember when I used to post photos to the internet / yeah me too
378175191064387585,2013-09-12 15:16:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,"am I the only one sort of hoping that the NSA will answer zuckerberg's critique with nothing more than ""move fast and break things"" ?"
377228263762178048,2013-09-10 00:33:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who looks out at the 9/11 lights and sees the NSA staring down at them from the heavens ?
377122267966091264,2013-09-09 17:32:09 +0000,thisisaaronland,does anyone else see an endless gauntlet of server farms and data centers whenever they look down park avenue ?
377085359126880256,2013-09-09 15:05:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,PREVIOUSLY UNREMARKABLE AND ASSUMED PIECE OF CRAP EMBUED WITH BRAND NAME AWARENESS THUS BLOSSOMING LIKE BUTTERFLY ON WINGS OF PEER PRESSURE
376712105560641536,2013-09-08 14:22:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,has anyone put together a hierarchy of acceptable product derivatives for museum objects yet ?
375993028462141440,2013-09-06 14:44:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one completely weirded out by all the francis bacon references in the robocop trailer ?
375770339793698817,2013-09-06 00:00:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,does this mean we can file a computer fraud and abuse act lawsuit against the NSA / so confused
375588231129337856,2013-09-05 11:56:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,I would totally add chiseled triangular depth to my redacted
374281812652347392,2013-09-01 21:25:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one wondering why motorhead hasn't done a pet shop boys cover album yet ?
373618574470176768,2013-08-31 01:29:44 +0000,thisisaaronland,that part where I did not even notice the cheese-eating ass-hattery of the new flickr logo / because I've basically stopped using the site
372540144852946944,2013-08-28 02:04:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,currently debating a class titled / everything you need to know about programming you already learned making lasagne
371430493520408576,2013-08-25 00:35:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,artisanal loveintegers
370923058233876480,2013-08-23 14:58:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one started a rumour that the rain room is just recycled tears harvested from abramović's the artist is present therapy sessions?
370685288424960000,2013-08-22 23:13:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,if a museum were served with a national security letter would it be allowed to acquire it?
370198573679263744,2013-08-21 14:59:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,have we collected enough code names to build NSA lorem ipsum yet / so confused
370183768784773120,2013-08-21 14:01:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,say what you want about nokia but the power buttons on their phones never routinely broke / maybe it's a flaw inherent in all fondleslabs ?
369654474094424064,2013-08-20 02:57:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,can we send two GCHQ security experts to sunnyvale to destroy the hard drive with the 30 days of yahoo logos on it ?
369468886078328833,2013-08-19 14:40:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,can we all just agree that PRISM basically renders the powers of ten films moot at this point ?
367440238547070976,2013-08-14 00:19:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,why hasn't anyone crossbred corgis and dolphins yet ?
367026828726108160,2013-08-12 20:56:29 +0000,thisisaaronland,HYPERLOOP IS NOT READING YOUR EMAIL
366323790768111616,2013-08-10 22:22:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,currently debating harvesting the gowanus canal for a green rainbow of small batch painter's pigment
365959762237591553,2013-08-09 22:16:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,jason bourne is employed by the bill gates foundation / and other fan fictions you might mistake the plot of elysium for
365103055483572225,2013-08-07 13:32:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,"contemplating ""we have always been at war with BoCoCa"" gowanus heights t-shirts / possibly beer coasters"
364478318277427200,2013-08-05 20:09:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,when you think about it / tilda swinton’s film “Io sono l'amore” is kind of like an episode of doctor who
364471840938270722,2013-08-05 19:43:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,next time tilda swinton is in her sleepy time nap bed box cage let’s pretend it’s a tardis and she is the 13th doctor
364469556552540160,2013-08-05 19:34:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,imagine if tilda swinton’s sleepy time nap bed box cage was the interface for querying PRISM
364049254324502531,2013-08-04 15:44:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,try watching pacific rim now / that you know the “two-man rule” for downloading classified documents has gone in to effect at the NSA
363505995332325376,2013-08-03 03:45:57 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one made old fashioneds in sippy sacks yet
363450081359302656,2013-08-03 00:03:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,museum wall labels are the original mansplaining
363258638351478784,2013-08-02 11:23:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,is the airplane with the big painted moustache better or worse than the on-duty TSA agent wearing a baseball jersey / so confused
363247251436478465,2013-08-02 10:37:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,the person wearing the OCCUPY FOO t-shirt got invited right / so confused
362289281567440896,2013-07-30 19:11:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,if bradley manning had run wget with the --warc-file arguments would that have conferred SLAP value on the wikileaks documents / so confused
361987568142778369,2013-07-29 23:12:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am the only one wondering why no one has done a rush / air supply mashup ?
361242208889872384,2013-07-27 21:50:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one wondering why facebook hasn't opened a charter school yet ?
360546847976202240,2013-07-25 23:47:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,do you think the sensor driven soap dispenser knows that the bag is empty but is powerless to not try and squeeze it?
360479144200515584,2013-07-25 19:18:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,currently wondering if I should crash the 17th annual patent cooperation treaty
359432822110425088,2013-07-22 22:00:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,currently wondering how to have the world's largest pair of googly eyes installed on the FREEDOM TOWER
359082215415615489,2013-07-21 22:47:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,one other people has been favouriting your photos / for two months and counting now
359044272701448192,2013-07-21 20:16:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,I have seen the best minds of my generation starfucking other people's royalty cheques
358731674332303361,2013-07-20 23:34:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,WHO PUT THE GOD DAMN STROBE LIGHT ON THE TOP OF THE FREEDOM TOWER WHILE I WAS GONE
356898874297827328,2013-07-15 22:11:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one wondering why no one has made poutine with latkes yet / and other things you ask while eating bittenballen
356034917982941184,2013-07-13 12:58:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,is DARPA ATLAS wenlock or mandeville ?
356021206190792704,2013-07-13 12:04:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,is pacific rim meant to be a recruiting film for drone pilots or surveillance analysts / so confused
355753715690512384,2013-07-12 18:21:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I still painted / I would be working on a portrait of PETMAN participating in marina abramovic's the artist is present
355421649723588608,2013-07-11 20:21:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I still painted / I would be working on a portrait of pope innocent X seated in front of a green screen
355412126329876481,2013-07-11 19:43:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,[ insert jar jar binks joke here ]
354964753774415873,2013-07-10 14:06:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,mannequins with permanent bodymod-ed four inch high-heeled pointy feet / I'll leave the rest as an exercise to the reader
354607244383498240,2013-07-09 14:25:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,let the record reflect that / all surveillance programs will hereafter be referred to as code name INTERNETSERVICEPROVIDER
354339855939010561,2013-07-08 20:42:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,"try searching for ""chubby"" at amazon / and then ask yourself how you feel about the confluence of mass surveillance and machine learning"
353885335370989568,2013-07-07 14:36:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,high speed unitary executive algorithms
353866032189947905,2013-07-07 13:20:11 +0000,thisisaaronland,how long before parents start naming their kids after top secret government surveillance projects ?
353547949504086018,2013-07-06 16:16:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one started a rumour that matthew barney is doing a remake of point break yet ?
353546274009645060,2013-07-06 16:09:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,parallel-flickr is still too-fussy to install but now knows how to upload photos to flickr / in song with flickr / and independent of flickr
353313623499751424,2013-07-06 00:45:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,why aren’t there markov bots for video streaming services ?
352941396774232064,2013-07-05 00:06:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,in my absence who among you will go stick an old club patch on to the space claw / seriously
352818486373912577,2013-07-04 15:57:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,let the record show that / the social contract will hereafter be referred to as the end user license agreement
352793071299207169,2013-07-04 14:16:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,do you think github keeps their national security letters in a private repository ?
352764531593850880,2013-07-04 12:23:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,let the record show / we are deeply concerned that the egyptian military neglected to get a fisa court order before ousting the president
352069440629772288,2013-07-02 14:21:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,better or worse / the idea that the doofy new y! toolbar is being rolled out at the router layer independent of any one service's code base
352061737845006336,2013-07-02 13:50:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,"section 215 has been amended / to include desire as a ""tangible thing"""
352047396961787906,2013-07-02 12:53:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,SIGINT markov bots
351899047579230209,2013-07-02 03:04:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,I guess there’s an exception to every rule / including not leaving your desk after you deploy
351894706214547457,2013-07-02 02:46:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,[acknowledged] is the new [redacted]
351789092972929025,2013-07-01 19:47:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,render ghosts wearing voronoi leotards
351540228609146880,2013-07-01 03:18:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,the brief has been amended / to mandate that all surveillance programs be code-named GOODWILLHUNTING from now on
351421266500136962,2013-06-30 19:25:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,can you just imagine how unrepentant mitt romney would be about all this shit / so I guess there’s that
351050185939484672,2013-06-29 18:51:01 +0000,thisisaaronland,as a dual citizen if I send email to myself does that mean one half of the communication is with a foreign national / so confused
351039758081855490,2013-06-29 18:09:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,I wonder if the NSA peeps feel the same cognitive disconnect that drone pilots do always switching between war and home / reading your email
351016587110793216,2013-06-29 16:37:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,barack obama is going to play philip k dick in the movie / right ?
350301902682079232,2013-06-27 17:17:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,you know who else had a SHELLTRUMPET / jack from lord of the flies
350278765265428482,2013-06-27 15:45:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one crossbred cats and corgis yet ?
349928944465743873,2013-06-26 16:35:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,I'd like to believe that my back was sweating to celebrate the DOMA and prop-8 decisions / I really would
349524220629360641,2013-06-25 13:47:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,on the bright side / maybe this is a brand new dawn for allegorical painting
349294375332876288,2013-06-24 22:34:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,and then the upper east side mom explained to her children that the passing jogger's google glass headset / is like an iphone for your eye
349170831324217344,2013-06-24 14:23:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,is edward snowden design thinking or strategic design / so confused
349164461183074304,2013-06-24 13:57:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,wondering if I should start a rumour that leo villereal's the hive is actually a dashboard visualizing PRISM data
348948801123389440,2013-06-23 23:40:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,wondering if I should start a rumour that the NSA is moving their headquarters in to the FREEDOM TOWER / I must be back in new york
348945628199526400,2013-06-23 23:28:15 +0000,thisisaaronland,edward snowden pilgrimage route tourism packages / dot com
348843977203662848,2013-06-23 16:44:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,montreal you still know how to eat better than anyone else / je t'aime
348822981033738241,2013-06-23 15:20:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,don't worry canada / I am just as excited as you are to hear mid-career justin bieber reading to works of sylvia plath on the cbc
348821712558764032,2013-06-23 15:15:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,artisanal canadian nostalgia / I must be listening to cbc
347152575260405760,2013-06-19 00:43:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,montreal / je suis in you
347051131886788608,2013-06-18 18:00:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,I choose to see this flight delay as an opportunity / to go to the airport bar and work on my keith alexander impersonation
346822559087607808,2013-06-18 02:51:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,the rumours of my return to assume the mayoralty are greatly exaggerated montreal / but we can talk about that during my visit this week
346670595909492736,2013-06-17 16:48:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,spilled fanta making out with just chewed bubble gum / and other things I've seen staring at the hive
346446249064558592,2013-06-17 01:56:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,frank miller is a kind of godwin's law
346264897249746944,2013-06-16 13:55:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,all the evidence would suggest that those who don't know goatse are doomed to repeat it
346048955395764225,2013-06-15 23:37:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,webinar karaoke
346038889225523200,2013-06-15 22:57:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,debated asking the guy wearing his google glass headset in the subway how he feels about PRISM
345610137848905728,2013-06-14 18:34:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who is freaked out to hear law enforcement officials say things like / to be the beast takes away the pain of being a man
345199382418829312,2013-06-13 15:22:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,GOOD NEWS EVERYONE / THE NSA WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PATENT YOUR METADATA
345182764431208448,2013-06-13 14:15:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,is the nsa's big honking data center in bluffdale utah a library or an archive or a museum / so confused
344518077351882752,2013-06-11 18:14:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,are null island and the bluffdale utah data center the same place ?
344162909410185218,2013-06-10 18:43:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one wondering about all that white space?
343531396763111424,2013-06-09 00:54:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,quantified selfies
343072323978555394,2013-06-07 18:29:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,oculus rift drone pilots / ARE NOT LISTENING TO YOUR PHONE CALLS
343070541651005440,2013-06-07 18:22:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,a reminder san francisco that the beer flare is on schedule to land this evening around 8:30 at dalva / mmmmmmmm...  beer flares
343060871183994881,2013-06-07 17:44:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello san francisco / I am in you
343023625256980480,2013-06-07 15:16:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,remember when the GOOG also said their streetview cars “minimize the collection and retention of information ‘incidentally acquired’” / yeah
342956520083955712,2013-06-07 10:49:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,I wonder if the TSA people are being extra fussy this morning because they feel like they have something to prove to the NSA people
342950835694759936,2013-06-07 10:27:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I still painted / I would be working on a series of awkward silences between barack obama and xi jinping right now
342823716511686656,2013-06-07 02:01:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,"what I love most is seeing the list of blocked advertising trackers, cookies and beacons / on all the articles about government surveillance"
342776692751876100,2013-06-06 22:55:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,at least everyone will know what metadata is now / right?
342727753981906944,2013-06-06 19:40:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,san francisco I am sending you a beer flare / I expect it to land at dalva around 8:30 on friday night
342365366686715905,2013-06-05 19:40:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one made little walrus costumes for squirrels yet?
342338999987339264,2013-06-05 17:55:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one painted a drone to look like a walrus?
341730265271517184,2013-06-04 01:36:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""I'm not talking about time and space. I'm just talking about going up in a rocket ship."""
340602607921942528,2013-05-31 22:56:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,east river / I am fond of you
340483486127382528,2013-05-31 15:02:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,please do condone me for invading your privacy through this medium / is the sweetest kind of spam
339891562794328067,2013-05-29 23:50:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,captain picard is a habs fan / your argument is invalid
339127531988975616,2013-05-27 21:14:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,you can recognize the artisanal render ghosts by their lack of noses / fact
339108877578682368,2013-05-27 20:00:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,when you think about it the FREEDOM tower kind of looks like a really tall energy drink in a big square beer coozie
338685807995019265,2013-05-26 15:59:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,if we had to do it all over again I would probably add privacy settings for “date taken”
338069855272067072,2013-05-24 23:11:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,can someone explain to me why the airline industry never got the memo about our supposed dominion over nature?
337890834139717635,2013-05-24 11:20:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,"I know the nice airport lady did not just page a passenger named ""genital richter"" / but I am having trouble unhearing the idea that she did"
337879136867598336,2013-05-24 10:33:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,"meanwhile / wondering whether we could convince tim horton's to sponsor the cost of hirshhorn bubble if we agreed to call it ""the timbit"""
337877054898962432,2013-05-24 10:25:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,"in a cab with a screen displaying the words ""please check if the map DVD is correct"" / now wondering if I've just been kidnapped by the past"
337874900876414978,2013-05-24 10:17:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,the mission statement has been amended to state that / the robot eyeballs will be left on the table in order to monetize all the kill time
337841626259017728,2013-05-24 08:04:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,in case there was any doubt the mission statement has been amended to read / robot eyes of the world
337232345654501378,2013-05-22 15:43:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who loves that the slideshow feature was updated to find its inner ken burns / and not to no longer require flash ?
336674794227523585,2013-05-21 02:48:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS THIS EXCITED ABOUT ALWAYS SEEING PHOTOS FROM EXPLORE ON THE FRONT PAGE ?
336662736803082241,2013-05-21 02:00:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one wondering how flickr forgot to finally add support for animated gifs on the same day that yahoo acquired tumblr ?
336621787620200449,2013-05-20 23:17:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,it's a shame we didn't make it an option to a replace photo and still preserve its associate URL secret / that would have been useful
336602876153565185,2013-05-20 22:02:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,oh well / at least parallel-flickr still has a map on individual photo pages
Gold - Cooper-Hewitt Collection Alpha"
336155682350981121,2013-05-19 16:25:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one wondering why no one has signed r. mutt's name on the porta-potty in the woods at the edge of storm king yet?
335953373549449216,2013-05-19 03:01:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,BROS TELLING BROS ABOUT HOW TO EAT CUPCAKES LIKE SANDWICHES / these dudes would totally have won eurovision
335872012125868032,2013-05-18 21:38:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,choosing to believe that the chorus of shout-y subway conductors on the G line are america's chosen contestants for eurovision
335848943491629056,2013-05-18 20:06:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,"does this mean that all of europe's air forces are going to paint their planes like the ""we are one"" butterfly ?"
335844201860304896,2013-05-18 19:47:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,in fairness / eurovision might just be pay-back for all the musical genius canada has inflicted on the world
335840484125732865,2013-05-18 19:33:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,spanish bagpipes / THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
335839880556974081,2013-05-18 19:30:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,I don’t know about you / but I am now very much looking forward to seeing las vegas’ interpretation of finland
334857597440110595,2013-05-16 02:27:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,you can talk all the shit about san francisco you want new york except on garbage and recycling night because seriously OMGWTF R U SAVAGES?
334760830593794049,2013-05-15 20:02:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am the only one wondering if larry page just asked if we could set aside some parts of the world where it would be okay to be evil?
334723622109335552,2013-05-15 17:35:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,delightful animations throughout my product / is my new pickup line
334718293401280513,2013-05-15 17:13:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,let's all give google a warm welcome as they wade in to the war on HTML / okay?
334662466120335361,2013-05-15 13:32:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,everyone will hear music until the host joins the meeting / is the name of my new cover band
334377126826496000,2013-05-14 18:38:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,also / why hasn't anyone projected nyan cat on to the exterior of the guggenheim yet?
334367421563551745,2013-05-14 17:59:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,"I have always thought ""the GLAM sector"" is an appalling name for the business so I'd like to suggest we use ""the Terroirdome"" instead"
333935852105383937,2013-05-13 13:24:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,that part where the train conductor modulates her voice so that the public service announcement sounds like its being read aloud by a robot
333632855328575489,2013-05-12 17:20:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,duck fat ice cream / crazy talk?
333241430036324355,2013-05-11 15:25:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,in other news / a guy in space who is relying on a guy on earth as remote sensor just said that the robot sensor “couldn’t make up its mind”
332933170439782401,2013-05-10 19:00:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,is there a google glass app for decoding all the qr codes as you walk by them yet / I mean what could go wrong
331944429470498817,2013-05-08 01:31:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one wondering how to get monet’s waterlilies hung in the met’s punk rock bathroom ?
331561289115656192,2013-05-07 00:09:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,so the met recreated the bathroom of a punk rock bar because / because PLEASE GOD LET THERE BE SOME KARMIC JUSTICE IN UNIVERSE
331490914553962496,2013-05-06 19:29:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,I can't be the only one who wants to put googly eyes on all the eva zeisel salt and pepper shakers / right?
331014647060774912,2013-05-05 11:56:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,"am I the only one who wants to reapproriate the FREEDOM tower as a sculptural installation / and title it ""as if yelling from behind a bush"""
330341747890724865,2013-05-03 15:23:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,today's tiny victories were just assaulted by vincent van gogh
330339105567297537,2013-05-03 15:12:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,so far / today's tiny victories have included bruno latour's savaging of the powers of ten nonsense
329600665255034880,2013-05-01 14:18:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,big dog yoga / just saying
329587058932867072,2013-05-01 13:24:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,how long before all the door men on park avenue are forced to wear glittery damien hirst diamond skull masks?
329345370024984578,2013-04-30 21:23:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,big dog versus mummenschanz
329279557377064962,2013-04-30 17:02:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,listening to phone muzak is like mining for bitcoins / right?
328250934339727361,2013-04-27 20:54:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello parasailing dude in the sky with a motorized airboat propellor strapped your back / I've missed you california
327840666065465344,2013-04-26 17:44:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello san francisco / I am in you
327741092684496898,2013-04-26 11:09:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,millimeter wave detection scanners are the new plinths / you know in your heart this is true
327739849832529920,2013-04-26 11:04:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,so basically going through the TSA meat grinder is like attending sleep no more but in broad daylight and sober / right?
326796367706062850,2013-04-23 20:35:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one made gummi drones yet?
326629960213204992,2013-04-23 09:33:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,sending email from a cab / pretty sure that qualities as a kind of jet pack
325738797813886976,2013-04-20 22:32:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,continuous partial non-sequitur
325717225078157312,2013-04-20 21:06:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,the museum of potential reach
325439240525733888,2013-04-20 02:42:15 +0000,thisisaaronland,artisanal botnets
325112665175379968,2013-04-19 05:04:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,maggie thatcher phar lap / just saying
324942773977509888,2013-04-18 17:49:29 +0000,thisisaaronland,the museum of digital sharecropping
324931942250328065,2013-04-18 17:06:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,digital fatigue vs the bone crushing fatigue of not being to sit down in a museum / just saying
324927699569213441,2013-04-18 16:49:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,everyone standing around looking at their phones is both communal and contemplative / MIND BLOWN
324925681786044416,2013-04-18 16:41:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,OH MY GOD THE SKY IS SO BIG / MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE IT HARDER TO SEE
324860864530366465,2013-04-18 12:24:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,crossing portland's morrison bridge on foot is basically like reading a j g ballard novel
324647094885433345,2013-04-17 22:14:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,I have seen the best presentation slide ever / it is entitled “the wailing ghost fuckers of explore”
324315802109108225,2013-04-17 00:18:07 +0000,thisisaaronland,invoking CPAN from the SKY / this is how time eats itself right?
324307763318624256,2013-04-16 23:46:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,writing release notes is like SKYBLOGGING / right?
324257770356494337,2013-04-16 20:27:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,"attention everyone / A380s will hereafter be referred to as ""sky manatees"""
324175772447281152,2013-04-16 15:01:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,the museum as banner ads / just saying
324122422431318017,2013-04-16 11:29:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,museum time / and other indulgences you never wanted to believe the cultural heritage industry afforded itself
323205564454797312,2013-04-13 22:46:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I were mayor of new york city I would install giant bunny rabbit ears atop the FREEDOM tower / good luck trying to unsee that now
322366720276824064,2013-04-11 15:13:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,"git commit -m ""KITTENS FOR LITTLE PRINTER"" / and other things I've written at work"
321617885082574851,2013-04-09 13:37:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one snuck seals in to the reservoir in central park yet ?
320291702084624384,2013-04-05 21:47:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,international art english and international airport english / dancing the flip-flop
320142460158349312,2013-04-05 11:54:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,turning the radio off before I smash it in to a thousand tiny pieces / it must be morning
319879574508941312,2013-04-04 18:30:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,I have seen the best minds of my generation calculate the offset of something relative to how old they don't want to believe they are
319228597334331395,2013-04-02 23:23:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,it's a thin line between fan fiction and crazy talk
318521365516935168,2013-04-01 00:33:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,the no-fun police would like to inform you that construction on the gowanus canal was started 150 years after captain kidd died
318373934502395906,2013-03-31 14:47:15 +0000,thisisaaronland,drone hovers overhead for three days / relays live video of resurrection
318357791179948032,2013-03-31 13:43:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,congratulations children of baby boomers / your water-dripping nostalgia is now officially more annoying than your parents
317309971601694721,2013-03-28 16:19:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,why hasn't anyone acquired high fructose corn syrup as a design object yet?
317247139510116354,2013-03-28 12:09:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,can we please stop saying strap hangers / everyone knows they were replaced by pole huggers a long time ago
317044049171320833,2013-03-27 22:42:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,"also, array reference blah blah blah undef below blah blah perl blah blah blah ... blah blah blah perl / and other comments I've left myself"
316931341755244545,2013-03-27 15:14:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,I for one look forward to the debate around repatriating stuxnet
316563408738734081,2013-03-26 14:52:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,today's happy place is rediscovering that I wrote an objects_get_roombas() function
315088010687418368,2013-03-22 13:10:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,DON'T WORRY PEOPLE / EVERYONE ENTERING THE CULTUREDOME LOOKS JUST AS MISERABLE AS THE LAST TIME
314491362462547969,2013-03-20 21:39:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,why hasn't ken burns done a documentary about eurovision yet ?
313380244100882432,2013-03-17 20:04:07 +0000,thisisaaronland,stuxnet for google glasses / just saying
312583818026577920,2013-03-15 15:19:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,colours for things trapped in the image rights soup / is my new favourite commit message
312568962523205632,2013-03-15 14:20:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,starting to think that new yorkers see their handbags and backpacks the same way neoconservatives rationalize space-based missile defense
312310356842266624,2013-03-14 21:12:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,why don't drone snow globes exist yet?
312171691402985472,2013-03-14 12:01:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,meanwhile / not sure what I’m supposed to do with 16 thousand aerial photos of airports and their surroundings now that I’ve got them
312170824553611265,2013-03-14 11:58:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,just about every rss client eventually outsourced the heavy lifting to google reader’s SKY TOOLS / what did people think would happen
311922072739794944,2013-03-13 19:29:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who is really going to enjoy all the pope francis bacon jokes ?
311810222605889536,2013-03-13 12:05:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,never mind diamond encrusted drones / why has no one made a drone out of dan flavin lights ?
310813517978685441,2013-03-10 18:04:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,pretty sure all consumer drones will just evolve to become boom boxes
310375124094304256,2013-03-09 13:02:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,so this is that special place in hell where the radio waxes poetic about the near future while a string quartet plays tomorrow never knows
310048701089468417,2013-03-08 15:25:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,"wondering whether finally refuting all the whinging about ""the buses"" in sf during my daily commute to the upper east side is worth the time"
309746240730578944,2013-03-07 19:23:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,the shiny new cooperhewitt.objects.getColors API method does pretty much what you'd expect / unless you grew up in a commonwealth nation
309299921742352384,2013-03-06 13:50:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one wondering why no one has made a diamond encrusted guy fawkes mask yet ?
309273712341966848,2013-03-06 12:06:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am going to start a rumour that you can see the damian hirst glittery diamond skull in the night sky from a secret spot in central park
309089109232726016,2013-03-05 23:52:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,all the evidence suggests that the damian hirst glittery diamond skull has become the andre the giant of the upper east side
309066439900409856,2013-03-05 22:22:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one wondering why no one has done goatse yelling like humans yet?
308975723786416128,2013-03-05 16:22:07 +0000,thisisaaronland,can someone please explain to me what it is about artists and photo-sharing websites ... and sunsets?
308962069548503042,2013-03-05 15:27:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I had any ambition in life / I would port emacs to ios
308735923116453889,2013-03-05 00:29:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,waiting for spatial database muscle memory to return / in between face stabbing muscle memory
307954961159958528,2013-03-02 20:45:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,maybe google glasses will let me watch the video feed of the drone flying overhead?
307820966120136704,2013-03-02 11:53:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,maybe google glasses are an elaborate spectacle designed to foster debate around government wiretapping and search and seizure policies?
307663652117430272,2013-03-02 01:28:25 +0000,thisisaaronland,artisanal privacy / just saying
307505219334438913,2013-03-01 14:58:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,has owning a former stuxnet command-and-control server domain name become a status symbol yet?
307276165150814208,2013-02-28 23:48:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I had any ambition in life / I would inflict wheelie bag segways on the world
307142445416718337,2013-02-28 14:57:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,dismayed by the lack of dark corners in the woodward and bernstein conference room
306789699702382594,2013-02-27 15:35:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,guessing that the giant column on the canadian embassy that reads NEIGHBOURS only serves to annoy our FRIEND PARTNER and ALLY to the south
306770991558840320,2013-02-27 14:21:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,"not much has been written about the period of airport design best described as ""space 1999 yurt fantasies"""
306742584208924672,2013-02-27 12:28:25 +0000,thisisaaronland,airport business twee / and other reasons I hate freedom
306733728590348288,2013-02-27 11:53:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,looking out over the city from the highway this morning / I had a terrifying vision of high-end condo developers embracing vinyl siding
306155374770278402,2013-02-25 21:35:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,nostalgia for the 1913 armory show versus nostalgia for the 1972 summit series / or option c which is to destroy the universe
305063117673594880,2013-02-22 21:14:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,can I get a grant to plan an e-repository for my redacted ?
304268790928130048,2013-02-20 16:38:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,"so basically all hardware evolves to the point where it can share photos, right?"
304241371840143364,2013-02-20 14:49:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who's ever wondered why the likes of clear channel haven't installed animatronic buskers in the subways yet?
303988900421054465,2013-02-19 22:06:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,why can't you get super fast internet bubble bath?
303944213089898496,2013-02-19 19:08:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who's ever looked at photos of the oval office and wondered why it has such ass-y couches?
303463027011887104,2013-02-18 11:16:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,"now wondering whether civil war soldiers listed their foaf:OnlineGamingAccount as ""union"" or ""confederate"" / and the sun hasn't even come up"
302946448197177344,2013-02-17 01:03:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,apparently hockey night in canada has started broadcasting in punjabi / which almost makes up for don cherry
302843773640114176,2013-02-16 18:15:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,you can thank my lack of ambition / as a reason why dashchatroulette doesn’t exist yet
301523299962322944,2013-02-13 02:48:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,did obama just say that we’re going to make drone pilot school free for toddlers?
301514905805258752,2013-02-13 02:15:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,two-fisting the state of the union and the hockey game because I have dual citizenship / AND YOUR BORDER MEANS NOTHING TO ME
301310129377267712,2013-02-12 12:41:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one tried playing hockey with a roomba yet
301162962318675970,2013-02-12 02:57:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,gowanus heights dumpling tapas
300994777564991488,2013-02-11 15:48:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am going to start a campaign to have google glasses rebranded as face drones
300993515993825280,2013-02-11 15:43:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,high speed trading algorithms / for drone signature strikes
299562266536337409,2013-02-07 16:56:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,gowanus heights versus everyblock / just saying
299539583501217792,2013-02-07 15:26:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,the museum of notional functionality
299533209056731138,2013-02-07 15:00:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,the part where you get to work and discover that most of the tabs from the previous day contain animated gifs of cats
299280284459884546,2013-02-06 22:15:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,drones are social objects / right
299279650167848960,2013-02-06 22:13:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""an outdoor roomba that you can ride around"" / the kids are alright"
298879602519076864,2013-02-05 19:43:44 +0000,thisisaaronland,is there a point when reaching out becomes deep diving / is it like when you start to be able to see people from an airplane
298252212428234752,2013-02-04 02:10:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,I think the tv just told me the game could start now that the fax machines are working again
298246044842618880,2013-02-04 01:46:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,ACCORDING TO TV THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE BEWILDERED / ME TOO
298241202178904065,2013-02-04 01:26:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,england can have her nurses / we're just going to appoint beyonce goddess of war and fire and exploding things
298208437798588416,2013-02-03 23:16:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,so far I am profoundly disturbed by the amount of purple in the commercials
298205041817419777,2013-02-03 23:03:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,why hasn't anyone made a perfume out of the plaintive stares of yappy dogs waiting for their owners outside the grocery store yet?
298138008748711936,2013-02-03 18:36:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,terminal spotted in the wild / finally something to compensate for the face-stabbing of being in soho
297824711059070976,2013-02-02 21:51:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,can’t stop thinking of a vehicle for casting wenlock and mandeville and youppi together / the papineau rebellion maybe?
297333196788494337,2013-02-01 13:18:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,today's unhappy realization is that apparently there are people who hate input validation more than I hate npr on the weekends
296334302378065922,2013-01-29 19:09:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,DON'T WORRY EVERYONE / WE HAVE TUNA BLASTERS AND COOKIES TO LICK
294885113605545984,2013-01-25 19:11:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,"OH: ""What's a Matthew Rothenberg dolphin?"""
294804515180388354,2013-01-25 13:50:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,high-speed trading algorithms / for self-driving cars
294655713530245120,2013-01-25 03:59:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,that sound you’re hearing / is little printer printing animated gifs
294436817338519552,2013-01-24 13:29:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,does wanting to print a stack of animated gif frames to a little printer make me a bad person ?
294296945743233025,2013-01-24 04:13:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,"a door, a raspberry pi, a motion sensor, a camera and a little printer / why do I always have these thoughts five minutes before bed"
294111846510768129,2013-01-23 15:58:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,it would be wrong to point out that new yorkers might better weather the cold if their bagels didn't suck / right ?
294095701049241602,2013-01-23 14:54:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,that's right redacted / today I took great pleasure in reporting you as spam
293193698328576001,2013-01-21 03:09:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,why hasn’t anyone done a mashup of children of men and until the end of the world yet ?
292790112616595458,2013-01-20 00:26:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,it’s not just the bagels new york / you have some weird ideas about what a souvlaki is supposed to be
292709066516623360,2013-01-19 19:04:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,earnest love is sin / and other things the idoru have told me
292267867573977090,2013-01-18 13:51:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,mime on a telco
292260804902940673,2013-01-18 13:23:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one made fantasy football leagues for re-orgs yet?
292137790198661121,2013-01-18 05:14:11 +0000,thisisaaronland,ephemeral / is just fancy talk for thermal paper
291702654751625216,2013-01-17 00:25:07 +0000,thisisaaronland,trying to reconcile this bruce schneier talk against the haze of emerging from a j g ballard novel
291700920989913088,2013-01-17 00:18:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,why hasn’t anyone cross-bred weinerdogs and seals yet?
291540307575713792,2013-01-16 13:40:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,well done apple / requiring that the omniture tracking code be present for any of the links on your support page to work
291248317571153920,2013-01-15 18:19:44 +0000,thisisaaronland,$offset = intval($josef / $anni) / and other tiny victories I've inflicted on the codebase
291207887492104192,2013-01-15 15:39:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,sol lewitt's rules for yappy dogs
291202970270461952,2013-01-15 15:19:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,a little yappy dog in a georgia okeefe poncho / don’t ever change upper east side
290829724790448130,2013-01-14 14:36:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,choosing to believe that I just saw the sad lumpy man from my dinner with andre walking down the street with a samurai sword on his back
290652585516466176,2013-01-14 02:52:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,it turns out that millimeter wave detection machines are no match for skipping stones / that or TSA thinks I already have a heart of stone
289947729214455808,2013-01-12 04:11:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,why hasn’t george romero made a film about render ghosts yet?
289698662395809792,2013-01-11 11:41:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,knowing how many other long haul carriers are boarding proximate to your own flight would help calculating the time to get through security
289212220389326848,2013-01-10 03:29:01 +0000,thisisaaronland,grand theft spauto
289203931047940096,2013-01-10 02:56:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,who will be the first to do a remake of the film helvetica in minecraft ?
288047854923173889,2013-01-06 22:22:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,tell me new york / where does one go to watch habs games in this town?
287752634398539776,2013-01-06 02:49:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one swapped the soundtracks from les miserables and zero dark thirty yet?
287188587101962240,2013-01-04 13:27:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,50 shades of grey versus 40 shades of blue
285914902093242368,2013-01-01 01:06:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,DON’T WORRY INTERNET / WE ARE CELEBRATING THE FINANCIAL CLIFF BY DROPPING THINGS IN MELTED CHEESE
285096615562330112,2012-12-29 18:55:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,I was going to write a blog post but my laptop blew its brains out / I guess I’ll just read the dead tree biography of steve jobs instead
284484381899386882,2012-12-28 02:22:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,angry birds TSA
284333907124551680,2012-12-27 16:24:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,all the evidence suggests that MoMA has acquired the Hotel California and installed it at the exit
284310399808045056,2012-12-27 14:50:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,all the evidence suggests that MoMA has acquired the TSA and installed them at the front door
283987700229484544,2012-12-26 17:28:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,of rosemarie trockel can make colour field paintings out of wool / why has no one made colour field paintings out of grip tape yet
283984162887704576,2012-12-26 17:14:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,WON’T SOMEONE TELL THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE WALL LABELS ABOUT PARAGRAPHS
283955246525460480,2012-12-26 15:19:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,scratch-and-sniff pale fire
282857246206083073,2012-12-23 14:36:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,DON'T WORRY ENGLAND / I AM PUTTING SECRET BREAKFAST ICE CREAM IN MY TEA
281902575878553600,2012-12-20 23:23:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,that's the sound of privatesquare working offline by recording checkins in the subway and then publishing them when the sky is in sight
281558955078086656,2012-12-20 00:37:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,pro tip: deleting and re-adding a little printer does not purge the print queue / ALL YOUR MESSAGE ARE BELONG TO YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS
281147151130693632,2012-12-18 21:21:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,apparently the api is web 2.0 integrated and decoupled / so confused
280852780082663424,2012-12-18 01:51:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,render ghost barbie
280832174612152320,2012-12-18 00:29:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one organized critical mass for roombas?
280815850334875649,2012-12-17 23:24:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one made a kinect app for monitoring stress positions yet?
280104886140559362,2012-12-16 00:19:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,the santacon bros of the west village versus the mangy elmos of times square
279325230005092353,2012-12-13 20:41:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,a flash kind of gif / and other things I hear in meetings
279244377925242881,2012-12-13 15:20:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,remeetingate all the meetingations
278897849234763778,2012-12-12 16:23:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,face urinals / not a metaphor
278683824878125056,2012-12-12 02:12:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,I guess I should thank you annoying yet still tasty hipster ramen joint for holding a party and forcing me to eat in / but mostly I hate you
278579724178059264,2012-12-11 19:19:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,little hipster charlie brown xmas trees are the new tiny purse dogs
278256159499100160,2012-12-10 21:53:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I just very bad at internet today / or has no one made 3d models of rachel whiteread sculptures yet?
278161306312384512,2012-12-10 15:36:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,awkward reveal moments / and other tumblr accounts that should exist
277323230488952832,2012-12-08 08:06:25 +0000,thisisaaronland,grand theft florida
276397701912997889,2012-12-05 18:48:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am going to start a little printer based photo sharing social network / just to put all this mindless blathering about ephemera to rest
276059173614145537,2012-12-04 20:23:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,meanwhile / nothing quite dates a science fiction novel like a fax machine
275386216856313859,2012-12-02 23:49:25 +0000,thisisaaronland,steve miller and derby girls / versus canadons
275012451244863490,2012-12-01 23:04:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,pro tip / bad fog days at SFO mean all the approaches get switched around resulting in excellent viewing from T2
274986724566908928,2012-12-01 21:21:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,watching people tying to squeeze their wheelie bags under economy class seats / does not give me hope
274965671744524288,2012-12-01 19:58:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,who will be the first to compose an opera written not in italian or german but in product manager speak ?
274940104257191938,2012-12-01 18:16:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,the security theater at american airports is always a helpful reminder why the rest of the world hates freedom
274902120967311362,2012-12-01 15:45:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,you know what’s better than doing tai chi listening to girl talk / doing tai chi listening to girl talk watching the surfers on venice beach
274673230227308544,2012-12-01 00:36:15 +0000,thisisaaronland,after two weeks down under I don’t know whether I am more confused by the direction the cars are driving or by having a data plan again
274583021716373505,2012-11-30 18:37:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,pretty sure that all the normal immigration questions just got replaced with a quiz about neighbourhoods in brooklyn
274571504346345472,2012-11-30 17:52:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,I have seen the grim meathook future and it is sensor faucets in airplane bathrooms
274343134845083648,2012-11-30 02:44:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one installed an infinity pool in an elevator yet?
274331417419321345,2012-11-30 01:58:01 +0000,thisisaaronland,evocative taxi muzak is evocative / of john vangelis and kenny g’s moon beam love child
274301273933750272,2012-11-29 23:58:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I a stray francis bacon palette dish under glass or am I a damian hirst painting?
274267761411227649,2012-11-29 21:45:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,logic pianos and violin fluffing / I must be in sydney
273911092806291456,2012-11-28 22:07:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,in a spinny bar watching airplanes land / and other postcards I’d write from the land of dubious network availability
272810797707706371,2012-11-25 21:15:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,I have seen the future / and it is genetically engineered ants whose dna has been encoded with instructions for sol lewitt drawings
272440169863471104,2012-11-24 20:42:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,what if instead of being raised by wolves in the forest the boy was raised on airplanes by flight attendants?
272119885167996930,2012-11-23 23:30:11 +0000,thisisaaronland,pro tip / arriving internationally and transferring domestically at the airport in brisbane unlocks the secret j g ballard theme park
272103686472339457,2012-11-23 22:25:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello australia I am in you / filling out your little airport cards
272009739691499520,2012-11-23 16:12:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,also thank you / to all those in wellington who stayed up drinking long enough to see my cab off at four thirty in the morning!
271093308921610240,2012-11-21 03:30:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one restaged the performances of joseph beuys using cats yet?
271056214169878528,2012-11-21 01:03:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,trustpower is up as is skytower / smartozzy is down
269520234296262656,2012-11-16 19:20:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,bored airport workers staple their mouse pads / not a metaphor
269515773079339008,2012-11-16 19:02:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,one day I will install giant deelly boppers on the air traffic control tower at JFK
269452714377875457,2012-11-16 14:51:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,this is the part where I think about putting a gowanus heights sticker on my passport
268875122167930881,2012-11-15 00:36:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,another night / I might have lingered long enough to photobomb the set of person of interest with drone hat
268728805198270464,2012-11-14 14:55:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,"having just read the phrase ""location cloud"" I am now considering going on strike for the rest of the day..."
268710836221124608,2012-11-14 13:43:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,the villagers split hairs over the north side and the south side / we all stand around waiting for expensive coffee
268441117010309122,2012-11-13 19:52:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,today's tiny victories include writing a function named json_proxy_sadface()
268053308911001600,2012-11-12 18:11:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,one day museums will stop setting cookies for every tile in a zoomify-ible image / and restaurants will stop posting menus as word documents
268022314057207809,2012-11-12 16:07:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,apparently we are hosting html pages IN THE CLOUD now / so confused
267636852880703488,2012-11-11 14:36:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,SOL LEWITT’S / INSTRUCTIONS FOR WHEELIE BAGS
267022056477044736,2012-11-09 21:53:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,LITTLE MOVING DOT WOULD KICK SOL LEWITT’S ASS
267017749002346499,2012-11-09 21:36:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,the inception horn is like a kind of variable media art / right?
266929184448864256,2012-11-09 15:44:11 +0000,thisisaaronland,if that guy’s t-shirt is true then the clouds are full of cat-5 cables / so confused
266589385619808256,2012-11-08 17:13:57 +0000,thisisaaronland,I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE OF UBIQUITOUS COMPUTING / AND IT IS TASTEFUL OBOE MUSIC
266589084179394562,2012-11-08 17:12:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,it’s like the ken burns effect for google earth / and other things you’re not supposed to say on your public twitter account
266386238108467200,2012-11-08 03:46:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,WHY HASN’T SOL LEWITT WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAKING CHUCK CLOSE PAINTINGS YET
266312154850938882,2012-11-07 22:52:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,currently reporting 100% crusty
266292901561126913,2012-11-07 21:35:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,"is it weird to love you this much, seattle public koolhaas?"
266067866896461825,2012-11-07 06:41:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,“by the way we have to fix that”
266028234192351232,2012-11-07 04:04:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,currently reporting the world’s most depressing japanese restaurant / if it becomes relevant I blame the hotate
265992624803033088,2012-11-07 01:42:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,currently reporting 0% drunk
265982659036082176,2012-11-07 01:03:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,so far captain huggy face has proven to be more compelling and more sympathetic than any of these hyperbolic television wonks
265946328775917568,2012-11-06 22:38:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,meanwhile / the seattle public koolhaas remains awesome
265880864326565888,2012-11-06 18:18:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello seattle / I am in you
265787449312169984,2012-11-06 12:07:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,live from terminal two / wanderdrone wanders again
265785059108335616,2012-11-06 11:57:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,on one of those beeping airport barge trolleys / trying to pretend it’s a boat
265774180295921664,2012-11-06 11:14:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one started a tumblr for stuff caught in razor wire / and other things you think about in early morning cabs
264872546938277889,2012-11-03 23:31:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,twitter accounts for animated gifs
264782036005437441,2012-11-03 17:32:11 +0000,thisisaaronland,also / I wish I could understand why backing up your cloud photos in the cloud aren’t just cloud photos
264401113690812416,2012-11-02 16:18:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,ATTENTION NEW YORK / IF THINGS GET REALLY BAD THE BATTERIES IN THE TOURISTS’ DSLR CAMERAS APPEAR TO BE FULLY CHARGED
264396118266376192,2012-11-02 15:58:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,DON’T WORRY NEW YORK / I CAN CONFIRM THAT THE LAWN SPRINKLERS IN BROOKLYN BRIDGE PARK ARE FULLY OPERATIONAL
264387637568229376,2012-11-02 15:24:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,can anyone in the NPZ confirm or deny whether or not the sensor faucets are still working?
263609380820353024,2012-10-31 11:52:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,maybe all the excitement of the last few days has made us forget the possibilities of a star wars + muppets crossover movie / see also: 1980
263429466930429952,2012-10-30 23:57:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,unsure how the kindle with ads is available while the one without is backordered by a week / probably just a lack of imagination on my part
263137254560653312,2012-10-30 04:36:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,CONTINUOUS PARTIAL SATURDAY
263110746941050880,2012-10-30 02:51:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,new york is gurgling / and I am introducing someone to eminenya for the first time
263077338701504513,2012-10-30 00:38:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,ATTENTION NEW YORK CITY WE ARE WATCHING RERUNS OF TREME / at least until the power goes out
263071410170253312,2012-10-30 00:14:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,request timeout for icmp_seq / is the saddest song
263053387019468800,2012-10-29 23:03:09 +0000,thisisaaronland,new york is being attacked by the sky and I am listening to the radio in santa monica / FUCKYEAHINTERNET
262924298967199745,2012-10-29 14:30:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,ATTENTION NEW YORK OIL PAINTERS / THE GREEN OF THE GOWANUS WOULD BE LICKABLE RIGHT NOW IF IT WEREN’T SO TERRIFYING
262908964214288384,2012-10-29 13:29:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,has the mayor's office announced when we should start drinking again?
262879966222499840,2012-10-29 11:34:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,it’s seven thirty in the morning and I feel like I should be listening to jimmy buffet / so confused or angry sky god psyops?
262766453760065537,2012-10-29 04:02:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,sf police report happy fans are pounding on their car / YOUR MOVE ANGRY SKY GOD
262763884681756672,2012-10-29 03:52:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,great / now I have to listen to both angry sky god and the sf police scanner
262728148414775297,2012-10-29 01:30:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,ATTENTION ANGRY SKY GOD THE BOURBON HAS BEEN BREACHED / ALSO COOKIES
262713747704008704,2012-10-29 00:33:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,the night is young / and I still have half a gallon of chromakey paint angry sky god
262700362300002304,2012-10-28 23:40:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,tonight would be a good night to test the social norms around task rabbit
262664852340867074,2012-10-28 21:19:15 +0000,thisisaaronland,meanwhile / if there was ever a night the gowanus yacht club needed to be open surely this is it
262650138059735042,2012-10-28 20:20:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,all over new york / people are beginning to realize that their ipads will make awesome flashlights
262534272873811968,2012-10-28 12:40:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,if you're wondering / it's because instapaper doesn't save highlights and the non-native kindle readers don't have a highlights.txt file
262283452987088896,2012-10-27 20:03:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,I bought a fresh bottle of bourbon angry sky god / so you know whatever
262221618259038209,2012-10-27 15:58:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,meanwhile / the rest of you may see a spooky hurricane but I see angry sky god coming to punish gary bettman
261970984364552193,2012-10-26 23:22:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,but seriously / what are people going to do when all the brooklyn hipsters start dressing like upper east side door men
261968674502606849,2012-10-26 23:12:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,is there anything sadder than an upper east side doorman in full dress uniform / crossing park avenue on a razor scooter
261819488033447936,2012-10-26 13:20:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,can someone explain why the west side 86th st subway gets tasteful emo scenes of a privileged past while the rest of us just get brand porn?
261240901307867137,2012-10-24 23:00:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,in a room alone / trying not to hulk out about delegated auth...
260861114965966848,2012-10-23 21:51:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,this yak has always been at war with oauth
260799338115117056,2012-10-23 17:46:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH HTML
260796859419881473,2012-10-23 17:36:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,FUSED TOGETHER WITH HORSE-BINDERS!!!
260594337870667778,2012-10-23 04:11:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,I find myself vaguely interested in who wins the baseball / I blame gary bettman
260569713321578497,2012-10-23 02:33:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,did he just say we're going to burn all the binders with the torches?
260568937350180866,2012-10-23 02:30:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,teachers with bayonets versus underwater space carriers
260566439621189634,2012-10-23 02:20:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,VALVES OF COUNTERFEIT SILENCE!!!
260565464315478018,2012-10-23 02:17:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,when you think about it a horse with a bayonet is kind of like a unicorn / so confused
260564582119116800,2012-10-23 02:13:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,somewhere / roger is flying a drone
260560889697140736,2012-10-23 01:58:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,somewhere / stuxnet is pounding the table
260559725228347394,2012-10-23 01:54:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,HORSE-POWERED CENTRIFUGES!!!
260558457328001024,2012-10-23 01:49:11 +0000,thisisaaronland,TIGHTEN ALL THE BINDERS!!!
260557436522475521,2012-10-23 01:45:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,SHIPS FULL OF BINDERS!!!
260556026179366913,2012-10-23 01:39:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,BINDERS FULL OF HUMAN POSSIBILITIES!!!
260554685897920512,2012-10-23 01:34:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,did he just say we’re going to invade canada?
260553778099539968,2012-10-23 01:30:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,"it’s known unknowns all the way down, isn’t it?"
260553018632699904,2012-10-23 01:27:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,FREEDOM VOICES / SUDDENLY THE FREEDOM TOWER MAKES SENSE
260349664560300033,2012-10-22 11:59:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,that sound you're hearing is privatesquare getting to first base with artisanal integers
260154382451109888,2012-10-21 23:03:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,every time this robot train stops / god kills a self-driving car
260147547308453888,2012-10-21 22:36:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,feeling like I am on the set of deep space nine again / I must be at jkf’s terminal two
260111130083614721,2012-10-21 20:11:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,a biohazard disposal bin next to the ice cream flavoured condom machine / I must be in the departure gate bathroom
260104055634944000,2012-10-21 19:43:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,trudeau airport wins at social ballardianism
259660798530568193,2012-10-20 14:22:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,"measuring time / relative to the ""taiwan hard drive crisis"""
259394497971105793,2012-10-19 20:44:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,met someone who’s never heard of clippy / THIS IS GOOD
259351089390948352,2012-10-19 17:51:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,FOAF / that’s where my myers briggs score says I’m a viking!
259349340307476480,2012-10-19 17:44:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,hypermedia considered harmful / or at least a giant waste of time
259347811995365376,2012-10-19 17:38:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,http works at “web scale” if that’s what you mean by the semantic web
259314195244400640,2012-10-19 15:24:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,every time you put hosted virtual desktops in the trough of disillusionment someone from MIT pounds the table
259312993500803072,2012-10-19 15:20:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,surrounded by librarians and maple syrup / this is good
259071197952765952,2012-10-18 23:19:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,"drafting introductory notes about etsy and their lack of ""corn doilies"" / see also: 1891"
259041072557211648,2012-10-18 21:19:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello montreal / I am in your 21st floors and complimentary chocolates
258922797680717825,2012-10-18 13:29:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,oh midtown / you are like every facet of the fatalist’s singularity given form
258533864069292032,2012-10-17 11:44:11 +0000,thisisaaronland,"new gov.uk is teh good / page describing browser cookies makes up for birthday message from the queen being top search result for ""canada"""
258400172546068480,2012-10-17 02:52:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,what is the deal with all those disposable cameras?
258392428090884097,2012-10-17 02:22:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,guns don’t kill people / single moms in binders kill people apparently
258372661942550528,2012-10-17 01:03:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,why isn't wenlock moderating this?
258359889053765634,2012-10-17 00:12:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,gowanus yacht club is closed for the year / I blame angry sky god
256849669634813954,2012-10-12 20:11:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,watching humans try to rent plain old cars at the airport doesn’t really inspire hope that we’ll do much better with self-driving cars
256193040144805888,2012-10-11 00:42:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,listening to a robot read talk notes / sort of wondering if I need to show up anymore…
255777604026638338,2012-10-09 21:11:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,this document model lets you assert that you've met time / so confused
255769093221785600,2012-10-09 20:37:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,if only I could reach the inception horn while all wrapped up in this complexity slanket...
255710846485921792,2012-10-09 16:46:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,registered for an api with a three day latency / for docs
255704108592406528,2012-10-09 16:19:44 +0000,thisisaaronland,"printing out a 35 page ""primer"" for a data model / what could go wrong?"
255677246902255617,2012-10-09 14:33:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,pro tip / report all promoted tweets as spam
255645661490450432,2012-10-09 12:27:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,note to self / when the radio starts contrasting local tech gatherings with dave matthews concerts the trick is to turn the radio off
254665387550076929,2012-10-06 19:32:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,I applaud your effort on the tasteful gray wool-cotton lederhosen new york / but no
254352500122087424,2012-10-05 22:48:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,we should just cap-off the freedom tower as-is and use it as the base for a giant holographic tupac watching over the city
254270959194886145,2012-10-05 17:24:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,currently stabbing self in face with software and magic pony standards from the 90s / yeah baby
253918236486279168,2012-10-04 18:03:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,everyone is all wigged out by the half-dome surveillance cameras but what will we do when the sensor faucets get facebook pages?
253632962917183488,2012-10-03 23:09:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,why are both allowed to happen at the same time
253632902812819457,2012-10-03 23:09:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,why are airport bars allowed to play dark side of the moon
253632811821588480,2012-10-03 23:09:09 +0000,thisisaaronland,why are people allowed to drink tequila in airports
253559237534429184,2012-10-03 18:16:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,"what is ""the birds"" of sensor faucets ?"
253179557572657152,2012-10-02 17:08:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who wants to put googly eyes on all the surveillance dome cams?
252466209092665347,2012-09-30 17:53:29 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello detroit I am in you / also I wish there was a hockey season too
252093524416286720,2012-09-29 17:12:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am totally excited to look at mud
251680652318089217,2012-09-28 13:51:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,the mc mansioning of umbrellas / and other things I’ve learned on the upper east side
251407984054378496,2012-09-27 19:48:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,and yes / those are all brooklyn integers
250568560517206017,2012-09-25 12:12:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,you've been invited to the only say nice things group / violators will be towed
250282846223228928,2012-09-24 17:17:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,but really / HOW WILL WE ARCHIVE THE SENSOR FAUCETS???
249903210809139200,2012-09-23 16:09:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,"prevented from assigning flickr.photos.geo.setContext ""3"" (or: IN THE SKY) to photos by my past self's fussiness about input values / oops"
249892900345888769,2012-09-23 15:28:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,being forced to decide whether water dripping nostalgia for warhol's soup cans is better or worse than the same for the 1972 summit series
249269822087655425,2012-09-21 22:12:11 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the one who thinks about staging denial of service attacks against all this art-you-have-to-wait-in-line-for in new york city?
249222718413750272,2012-09-21 19:05:01 +0000,thisisaaronland,when I am in charge of san francisco there will be a SKY MUSEUM with a space shuttle that just flies around the peninsula all day / srsly
248791952391274497,2012-09-20 14:33:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,"now wondering whether the pandas are a ""brand asset"" / so confused"
248787127398178817,2012-09-20 14:14:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,SRSLY
247899509168934912,2012-09-18 03:27:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,elmo and wenlock / mating
247675431703154689,2012-09-17 12:36:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,it’s the one year anniversary of the occupy movement / the crew of gossip girl is celebrating by occupying the streets of cobble gardens
247343824555343872,2012-09-16 14:38:57 +0000,thisisaaronland,you know when you were a kid and you used to hulk out when you couldn’t find that one piece of lego / that’s me and the internet in new york
246586846547685376,2012-09-14 12:31:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,also / this is the part where we re-brand razor scooters as steampunk segways
246586188297818114,2012-09-14 12:28:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,I have seen the best minds of my generation / riding razor scooters
245955364993003520,2012-09-12 18:41:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who thinks the new ipods look like flashdance era leg warmers for tiny robots?
245536336780591104,2012-09-11 14:56:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,reading api documentation and trying to reconcile the need to pass a serialized empty array in order to nullify properties with ... reality
245533979317526529,2012-09-11 14:47:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,reading api documentation and suddenly realizing that all the parameters are prefixed with bespoke type declarations
245530454323761153,2012-09-11 14:33:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,"reading api documentation with methods that require you pass ""0"" as a parameter that isn't used yet / but might be for something ... maybe"
244982093845778433,2012-09-10 02:14:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,honestly new york / the rod stewart has to stop
244569273379467266,2012-09-08 22:53:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one made guy fawkes wenlock yet?
244068673667616768,2012-09-07 13:44:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,september 11th flag bunting / and other things you’re probably not allowed to mention in new york
243784475568390144,2012-09-06 18:55:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,how long before there are fluxus branded lego sets?
243719062646059008,2012-09-06 14:35:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one done a mashup of time bandits and empire of the sun yet?
243478865748561921,2012-09-05 22:40:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,one of these days marimekko is going to do to qr codes what they did to flowers
243422455094452224,2012-09-05 18:56:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,reading api documentation where versioning is performed by adding numbers to the end of method names / only another 600 pages to go…
243208858791706624,2012-09-05 04:48:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,"you know someone from the federal government is cornering gary bettman right now to make sure there's a hockey season this year, right?"
243165202630180865,2012-09-05 01:54:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,"you know they're already working on the leo bureau-blouin / justin trudeau referendum debates, right?"
243161666064359424,2012-09-05 01:40:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am the only one who thinks that the CAQ logo looks like a drunken rainbow vomiting unicorn pretending to be a pie chart?
242608842381352961,2012-09-03 13:03:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,stockwell day is doing op-ed pieces for the cbc and jean charest is claiming the pq hates the nordiques / ALL IS WELL IN CANADONIA folks
241526804492480512,2012-08-31 13:24:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,I imagine that the goog is liberal in the data it collects but it makes you wonder what they find valuable in kill time to find subway wifi
241265764374548480,2012-08-30 20:06:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one performed venn diagrams as interpretative dance?
241162650543874048,2012-08-30 13:17:11 +0000,thisisaaronland,it turns out that not even prada can rescue the fanny pack / and other lessons in branding I’ve learned in the upper east side
240838860437860352,2012-08-29 15:50:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,design for the paulstretched mind
240775116370354177,2012-08-29 11:37:15 +0000,thisisaaronland,all day drone dream of tilt shift
240544479222833153,2012-08-28 20:20:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,three hundred million geotagged photos / not bad for six years work
240400798763319297,2012-08-28 10:49:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,wondering if I should commission an art student to reinterpret cornell's shadow boxes as heat maps to ensure that it can never happen again
240076253107986432,2012-08-27 13:20:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,"somehow the new yorker found a way to insert the phrase ""like a dentist painting on the weekend"" while describing the head of a spy agency"
239403846844162048,2012-08-25 16:48:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,has anyone made a browser extension to automatically deny all those google analytics cookies that litter the web?
239344760807120896,2012-08-25 12:53:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one done minard's map of napoleon's march as a harry beck tube map yet / with little venn diagrams full of heatmaps everywhere
239066342790139904,2012-08-24 18:27:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,I totally want to meet the deliverable
238993244929785856,2012-08-24 13:36:44 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who finds the overlap of brand name lifestyle porn shops in soho and the upper east side curious and sort of telling?
238641019866972160,2012-08-23 14:17:07 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one painted a wenlock like a dalek yet?
238601370213703680,2012-08-23 11:39:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,you say ecce homo / I say double standard
237655102972907521,2012-08-20 20:59:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,also I am totally assigning artisinal integers to all the natural earth urban areas / where on earth will finally get metropolitan areas
237522845276712961,2012-08-20 12:13:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,logged in to path for the first time in forever and was greeted by a chorus of fuel band graphs / everything new is ganglia again
236861900498038785,2012-08-18 16:27:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,the thing where no one noticed or has mentioned that they also added user defined places / EXCUSE ME WHILE I DESTROY THE UNIVERSE NOW
236158534335737857,2012-08-16 17:52:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,working through the mechanics of programming a quadcopter to spend all day flying in front of the sensor faucets
235900816479899648,2012-08-16 00:48:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,why can't I mail letters from an ATM yet?
235723469059399680,2012-08-15 13:03:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,I wonder if new homes are being built with document shredders pre-installed
235205753546342400,2012-08-14 02:46:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,pretty sure I would sacrifice the united nations of it meant the east river ferry would run past 34th
235005637384364033,2012-08-13 13:31:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,$GLOBALS['cfg']['enable_feature_artisinal_integers'] = 1 / and other things I have typed at work
234852693812862977,2012-08-13 03:23:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,is the oldies music at the hipster bar meant to be some kind of intellectual sonic youth / so confused
234740457861685250,2012-08-12 19:57:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,considering erecting lifesize replica of space claw at EWR so that the view from red hook will look even more like oakland
234359382303973376,2012-08-11 18:43:25 +0000,thisisaaronland,why are the no photos of wenlocks riding segways?
234328272366866432,2012-08-11 16:39:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I had any ambition in life I would start the museum of military patches
234302779622031360,2012-08-11 14:58:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,I look forward to a sensorporn future where the weather index in new york will be measured by whether or not people’s backs are sweating
233684006003163136,2012-08-09 21:59:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one painted a big honking wenlock eye on a predator drone yet / no really
233301458823544832,2012-08-08 20:39:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,HELLO CULTUREDOME / I AM IN YOU
233273895724134402,2012-08-08 18:50:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,when you think about it wenlock is basically terminator smurf
233225677900500993,2012-08-08 15:38:29 +0000,thisisaaronland,dolphins crossbred with wenlocks versus autonomous enterprise personnel management software
233202550525001729,2012-08-08 14:06:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,twitter spam bots versus self-driving cars / see also cheesy drone novel
233021762605035520,2012-08-08 02:08:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,still confused as to why the drones in cheesey drone novel did not attack when the humans “made love by the banks of the river”
232466884090527744,2012-08-06 13:23:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,twitter spam bots versus high frequency traders / just saying
232218272588775425,2012-08-05 20:55:25 +0000,thisisaaronland,I will care about competitive horse jumping when we have horses that are big enough to jump over the real tower bridge and not a scale model
232184389742759936,2012-08-05 18:40:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,unsure whether character’s decision to use xml-rpc followed by execution-by-drone in cheesey drone novel was commentary or buzzword bingo
231953498911158272,2012-08-05 03:23:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,warbling sensitive new age guy covering joni mitchell is in fact worse than joni mitchell / why you gotta do this to the world canada?
231512477035266048,2012-08-03 22:10:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,considering available options for instigating an epic naval battle between the upper east side and the upper west side in the reservoir
230411921344577536,2012-07-31 21:17:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,"there is no gentle way to say this but / it's not a keyword if it triggers the operating system's ""file name too long"" error / it's a poem"
230384200849707009,2012-07-31 19:27:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am terrified to imagine the fanfic that gets written about apple stores / sadly it’s the only thing I’ve got to block out the reality
230254326956818432,2012-07-31 10:51:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,"the tiny details division of privatesquare is pleased to announce that ""the atlas of meh"" is now just that / not ""the atlas of desire | meh"""
229705228121956352,2012-07-29 22:29:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,I have chosen to make peace with the gowanus by imagining that one day it will promoted as the source of the world’s best artisinal ice
229651372562321408,2012-07-29 18:55:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,self-inflicted journey to food-ikea begs the question / does privatesquare need an “again why” marker?
229054839638855680,2012-07-28 03:25:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,why are people still watching the opening ceremonies / so confused
228998090533781504,2012-07-27 23:39:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,the only thing that could make this worse would be paul doing stairway to heaven
228997850510540803,2012-07-27 23:38:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,dark side of the moon also inspired a generation / but that's about all you can say about it in polite company
228997149768159233,2012-07-27 23:35:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,"this is the part where the shard emerges out of the cauldron, right?"
228990877538861057,2012-07-27 23:10:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am the only to notice the absence of led zeppelin in that firehose of nostalgia?
228989215961149441,2012-07-27 23:04:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,at last / here come the drones
228987530710745088,2012-07-27 22:57:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,golden underarms / is that a british thing?
228978421215158272,2012-07-27 22:21:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,is it wrong to hope the south african team will do their walk-on with vuvuzelas?
228967911988023296,2012-07-27 21:39:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,oh canada / why you gotta wear beige?
228958298676789249,2012-07-27 21:01:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,punk. is. dead.
228958075342692353,2012-07-27 21:00:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,so does this mean karaoke is an olympic sport now?
228957176964710400,2012-07-27 20:56:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,"let me guess the family-safe rave scene is to going to morph in to the eurovision skit, right?"
228953414078447617,2012-07-27 20:42:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,somewhere roger waters is pounding the table
228952204889972737,2012-07-27 20:37:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,genuinely curious to see how they're going to work damian hirst's shark and all those cctv cameras in to this
228950658789806081,2012-07-27 20:31:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,why isn't the queen wearing google glasses and why are the english speaking french / so confused
228945471643734017,2012-07-27 20:10:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,oh shit… here comes the prog rock!!!
228869512211087360,2012-07-27 15:08:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,if the virtual world is bursting in to the physical world is there a way we can use it as a weapon against the world of daytime tv?
228817339527880705,2012-07-27 11:41:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,sometimes an early morning passenger bus is just a bus and not a tech company nerd ferry / the ghosts of valencia street still haunt me
228619897297575937,2012-07-26 22:36:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,I think that guy was jogging and playing air guitar at the same time
227747121326080001,2012-07-24 12:48:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,considering posting flyers advertising services as “robot nanny” just to see what happens
227116218937651200,2012-07-22 19:01:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am the only one who wonders whether marissa mayer's new gig at yahoo is actually punishment for the whole google maps pricing debacle?
226853955748130817,2012-07-22 01:39:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,experience designers / is it wrong to feel like nina simone piped in to the bathroom is sort of invasive?
226735212833423361,2012-07-21 17:47:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I only one who thinks the FREEDOM tower looks like a low rent version of the shard / are you allowed to ask that kind of thing in nyc
226158546411204608,2012-07-20 03:36:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I had to do it all over again we would support animated gifs in path aliases / just saying
226147753787547648,2012-07-20 02:53:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,"upper east side zip code parented by manhattan county parented by new york city / it's so good to finally be in nyc with you, where on earth"
226112449466753024,2012-07-20 00:33:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,does new york’s much celebrated ability to have anything delivered include big square ice cubes for bourbon?
225678034785677312,2012-07-18 19:46:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,apparently sky-god is only happy when people in new york are wet
224678539977424897,2012-07-16 01:35:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,"no amount of lightning can make me a rangers fan, sky-god"
224672507167383553,2012-07-16 01:11:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,now wondering if this thing you call lighting is actually sky-god expressing anger about my liberal attitudes towards liquor laws
224645546051248129,2012-07-15 23:24:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,shopping in new york city with an old bil baird’s marionettes tote bag is a nice feeling / retrograde east coast liquor laws less so
223751332790681600,2012-07-13 12:10:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who thinks there is only a single subway station at 14th that exists simultaneously at all the avenues?
223537390101336065,2012-07-12 22:00:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,all those times I swooned over nyc cabs in san francisco I didn’t realize they were being paid for with a brutal tax on atm interface design
223038645609824256,2012-07-11 12:58:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,I have seen the future and it’s a “leader in lifestyle media” triggering the “captive network assistant” on my laptop / welcome to the past
222375769479987201,2012-07-09 17:04:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,why aren’t there fractal qr codes yet?
222313426943352834,2012-07-09 12:57:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am creating a design fiction for myself where the upper east side hides coffee shops the way hipsters hide cocktail bars
222288411988467713,2012-07-09 11:17:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,"the atlas of desire – aka the ""iwanttogothere"" branch – of privatesquare has been push to master / long and twisty blog post to follow"
222165381194858498,2012-07-09 03:08:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,you wanna know what the future of locative media is / it’s me building a web service to turn the air conditioning on from six blocks away
221733666743783424,2012-07-07 22:33:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,noticed today that if you line up the gehry building and the FREEDOM tower just so it will look like the former is wearing a dunce cap
220637366254182400,2012-07-04 21:57:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one thinks that all this talk about facebook and photos is meant to make me hulk out and redacted ?
220613455605022721,2012-07-04 20:22:01 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only one who thinks the design brief for the citibank ATMs was “an under construction webpage from 1995” ?
220303188094488576,2012-07-03 23:49:07 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am the only one who thinks twitter is pivoting in to … blogging?
220141038906507264,2012-07-03 13:04:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,"museum mile why are none of your coffee shops open in the early morning / won't someone think of… well, me"
219492888638267392,2012-07-01 18:09:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,new york city your contributions to the “I want to go there” functionality in privatesquare will be noted in the change logs
219453269511118848,2012-07-01 15:31:51 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am totally going to make Proper French Place play the Habs games
219187244894912512,2012-06-30 21:54:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello new york I am in you / do not be startled if sometimes I call you the very very east bay
219166502509756416,2012-06-30 20:32:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,8000ms ping times / I blame these screaming babies
219117552830394369,2012-06-30 17:17:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,"rebooting servers and SKYBLOGGING and wondering when it's not too early to start drinking 35, 000 feet above you / file under ""jetpacks"""
219091368155426819,2012-06-30 15:33:47 +0000,thisisaaronland,the pilot is wearing a guitar backpack / just in case you ever wondered whether the value of ritual had been completely bankrupted
219078853371506688,2012-06-30 14:44:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,newsflash: everything still runs on electricity / enjoy spending the weekend imagining the shape of that particularly grim meat hook future
218576253169573888,2012-06-29 05:26:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,wenlocks doing riverdance / just saying
218395116124114945,2012-06-28 17:27:07 +0000,thisisaaronland,google whore blimp circling the mission / everything I said about a lifesize inflatable drone balloon
218392726876594176,2012-06-28 17:17:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,concerned that people making fun of people saying they’re moving to canada post-scotus haven’t been following canadian politics much lately
217002225078247424,2012-06-24 21:12:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,did that guy just say “massive football injustice” ?
216992536378609664,2012-06-24 20:33:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,I probably shouldn’t say this out loud but I am loving the Italian team’s pixel font
216249876994985984,2012-06-22 19:22:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,quest ions and erupt ions and react ions / still waiting for redact ions
216240558732083200,2012-06-22 18:45:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,"trying to make peace with this document by creating a design fict ion around the practice of splitting every word ending in ""ion"" in two"
216191738186969089,2012-06-22 15:31:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,this offense to kerning is my new anxiety
216179120701313024,2012-06-22 14:41:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,for the record “the drone” is named Roger
215186199663489027,2012-06-19 20:56:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,buying a suit / I am coming for you new york
213828865842348032,2012-06-16 03:02:29 +0000,thisisaaronland,I have had just enough to drink that I understood that bumper sticker to mean Obama had taken Justin Bieber as his running mate…
213429436220055553,2012-06-15 00:35:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,the tiny details department at privatesquare is pleased to announce year-month-day pagination/bookends for dated history pages
212953583195406336,2012-06-13 17:04:25 +0000,thisisaaronland,"the phrase ""abstract future possibility soup factory future"" is now part of the codebase / my work for the day is done, right?"
212580136514633729,2012-06-12 16:20:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,automagic push backups for parallel-flickr are now in master / also my fork of flamework has been taught to try bcrypt for passwords first
212379275603619840,2012-06-12 03:02:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,at least they all bothered to grow proper playoff beards / and aren’t the bruins
212255065673695234,2012-06-11 18:48:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,having trouble deciding whether the base colour for apple's new cartography reminds me more of a high school locker room or rotting flesh
210500578420334593,2012-06-06 22:37:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,turned on automagic push-backups for the commons in parallel-flickr / now waiting to see if my server melts
210450869374812160,2012-06-06 19:19:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,automagic backups for parallel-flickr using the push feeds are now working well enough to let bake for a day or two before pushing to master
210413440236392449,2012-06-06 16:50:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,"sad place: photos said to have been taken ""nov 30 -0001"" / happy place: automagic push backups in parallel-flickr otherwise working"
209525193624920066,2012-06-04 06:01:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,using pubsub-whatever-push for automatic backups is hawt / this is part of master in parallel-ogram and I’ll add it to parallel-flickr soon
208462228830171136,2012-06-01 07:37:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,there's something sort of beautiful watching all these spambots retweeting links about the new aesthetic death match to one another
208001157715591168,2012-05-31 01:05:15 +0000,thisisaaronland,why is there no audio feed of the new aesthetic death match with which to overdub the hockey game?
207187733112827904,2012-05-28 19:12:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,so long for now los angeles / I like you a little more every time we visit
206470513734844416,2012-05-26 19:43:01 +0000,thisisaaronland,how do you police photography in museum galleries when the audio tours are done via cell phone / won't someone think of the security guards
205756570968141825,2012-05-24 20:26:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,privatesquare hearts your thumbs / touch-y swipe-y finger-love for pages with pagination is now on by default
202494126728552448,2012-05-15 20:22:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,"can I just point out that instagram is the goddamn proof that flickr never once needed to be ""more like facebook"""
202440195482714114,2012-05-15 16:47:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,this article is going to make all the NA essays feel like a cakewalk isn't it / should I wait until its not too early to start drinking?
201864304000122881,2012-05-14 02:39:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,I'm sorry if you expected jetpacks / I just watched the hockey game in phoenix and talked to my mother in cambodia on the same slab of glass
201361370992746497,2012-05-12 17:21:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,"currently attempting to unsee ""poutine in a wok"" / not a metaphor / might have been a paella pan"
200705026669293568,2012-05-10 21:53:01 +0000,thisisaaronland,what does the rorschach test see when it looks in the mirror?
199908373326610433,2012-05-08 17:07:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,must. not. feed. the. canadons.
199200547885154304,2012-05-06 18:14:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,testing whether a beer koozie provides enough insulation to prevent the iphone's temperature sensor from shutting itself off in the hot sun
197742988686934016,2012-05-02 17:42:57 +0000,thisisaaronland,the size of the iphone camera lens and a hole punch are basically the same / useful for when you decide to cover your phone in grip tape
194893835514548224,2012-04-24 21:01:25 +0000,thisisaaronland,why does the ATM want to be my friend on a photo-sharing service?
192876871355084800,2012-04-19 07:26:44 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""technically the fully qualified namespace is 'from.yahoo.flickr' but when possible that's aliased to just plain old 'flickr'"""
190851665077874688,2012-04-13 17:19:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,why hasn't the google refine code base been bolted on to solr yet?
190480181020987394,2012-04-12 16:43:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,show me on the silo where the art touched you
190346458233438208,2012-04-12 07:51:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,scanning a qr code quilt / not a metaphor
190099111968636929,2012-04-11 15:28:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am all for magic deconstructed social ponies too but maybe we could also endeavour to create businesses and services that aren't shit?
189743751768440834,2012-04-10 15:56:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,my redacted is also a foundational experience
189719630514888704,2012-04-10 14:20:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,it helps if you just pretend that qr codes are pixelated rorschach blots
189419433129816065,2012-04-09 18:28:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,there's a new aesthetic joke somewhere in all of this
188369909099675648,2012-04-06 20:57:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,"apparently ""euro-horizontal"" is a term"
188307566328160257,2012-04-06 16:49:57 +0000,thisisaaronland,that sound you're hearing is the sound of everything in me trying to stop from starting a new thing
188055451110350848,2012-04-06 00:08:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""In this case history is cut into smaller separate histories of hospitals, lighthouses, icebreakers, cruise ships and skyscrapers."""
188016437670051840,2012-04-05 21:33:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I had any ambition in life I would start buying old car parks because they will be the new real estate porn soon
186828460235304961,2012-04-02 14:52:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,these moments used to be private
186141218009387011,2012-03-31 17:21:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,meanwhile why hasn't google sent a street view bike to the spiral jetty yet?
186129548608417794,2012-03-31 16:35:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,one day google will see that their april fools jokes are a better product roadmap than anything the robot eyes tell their thought-leaders
185571475691012096,2012-03-30 03:37:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""if you get the good shot but you melt the thing you're not going to get fired"""
185378272434073603,2012-03-29 14:49:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,I choose to see my discovery of sushi cat for the iphone as a fortuitous start to the day
185113621137850369,2012-03-28 21:18:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,smooth sensor jazz and nodegldb / what more do you need to know?
182896490283417600,2012-03-22 18:28:15 +0000,thisisaaronland,did I miss the memo where instagram creates a casual privacy url for a photo when you share it with a third party even if it's not-public ?
181941489453121537,2012-03-20 03:13:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""appgagement"""
181155167230627840,2012-03-17 23:08:52 +0000,thisisaaronland,why does my phone auto-capitalize prettymaps?
180692514922176513,2012-03-16 16:30:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,beginning to suspect that all error messages in rails are written by a markov bot / once you get over the confusion it's kind of charming
180680482680340481,2012-03-16 15:42:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,I guess the good news is that this will make me add tag search to parallel-flickr...
180382058663772161,2012-03-15 19:56:48 +0000,thisisaaronland,resisting the urge to sacrifice the day to teaching parallel-flickr to automagically geotag your photos using privatesquare...
180372129005568000,2012-03-15 19:17:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,note to future-self: when designing geo apis let users assign more precise accuracy levels even if your map tiles don't support them yet
180328486840434690,2012-03-15 16:23:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,"honestly, the Internet is broken if I am only just now finding out that Moebius died / now drawing sad faces"
180021314550104065,2012-03-14 20:03:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,the good news is that it has nothing to do with yahoo or patents / the bad news is its almost worse / only this airport beer can save me now
180003708405432321,2012-03-14 18:53:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,so long austin / the bad news is that you make cabs in san francisco look good / the good news is you were lovely and grand all the same
179713927381389313,2012-03-13 23:41:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,leisure club needs a scholarship program
179683647031492608,2012-03-13 21:41:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,today's tiny victory is the knowledge that the hours I spent arguing with the lawyers that clustr shouldn't be patented were worth it
179650415502176256,2012-03-13 19:29:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,to be clear / what galls me is how yahoo squandered the future everyone is now talking about / the patents are just salt in the wound
179613192719314944,2012-03-13 17:01:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,database abstractions are the new modern primitives
179605903497105409,2012-03-13 16:32:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,I realize that it's bad form to talk shit in public but fuck you yahoo / in the eye
179267397398691840,2012-03-12 18:07:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,next year's drone will be painted in green screen
179187501708222465,2012-03-12 12:50:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am new CEO of drone.ly / or at least that's what I'm telling people for the rest of the conference
178956305803907072,2012-03-11 21:31:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,my redacted has a seamless experience
178952339707793409,2012-03-11 21:15:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""branded filters in instagram"" / please destroy austin now"
178949060475101185,2012-03-11 21:02:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello sxsw I am dipping my toes in you for a couple hours / what is the what?
178624939895697408,2012-03-10 23:34:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,one day I will have rosenquist's F-111 installed in a spinny bar
178559179177472000,2012-03-10 19:13:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,"I should just start doing the papernet talk again, shouldn't I?"
178540328217874432,2012-03-10 17:58:26 +0000,thisisaaronland,am I the only who thinks the lights in the big ballrooms at the austin convention center look like a cylon resurrection ship?
178518649261400065,2012-03-10 16:32:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,it appears that sxsw's role in life is to outpace every advance in scheduling and calendaring technology
178179166439612417,2012-03-09 18:03:18 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello austin I am in a part of you that may have never even heard of  / actually nevermind there's a foofy coffee shop
178178196745891841,2012-03-09 17:59:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,we may all hate sxsw but is probably the thing that will make me add offline or deferred checkins to privatesquare / so there's that
178145995065004033,2012-03-09 15:51:29 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello austin I am in your industrial parks
177882229123448833,2012-03-08 22:23:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello austin I am in your fog
177841336588836868,2012-03-08 19:40:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,I'm not sure why people are weirded out by people taking photos with their ipad - it's kind of like replacing your eyes with a window seat
177797359286222848,2012-03-08 16:46:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,does anyone whether it's possible to buy used jetways and are they expensive?
176482907278426114,2012-03-05 01:42:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,"every time the announcer says ""sock monkey devotee"" npr forfeits a little piece of its right to exist"
174246338115022849,2012-02-27 21:35:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,privatesquare has been learned to export with date and venue filters / uncertain how to do weather but can't stop thinking about it
174009418978037761,2012-02-27 05:54:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""As part of Initial Points the City of LA Survey Division installed a new bench mark in the concrete outside of CLUI"" –
172703987160711168,2012-02-23 15:26:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,I went to bed as someone received their prettymaps print and woke up as someone received their space claw print / that was nice
172022133990506496,2012-02-21 18:17:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,bob mould waxes poetic about performing with yoko ono / a little piece of me dies
171310263096713216,2012-02-19 19:08:44 +0000,thisisaaronland,privatesquare now has settings to sync old and missing checkins: none; only since signing up w/ privatesquare; all of them nom nom nom
169122959246639104,2012-02-13 18:17:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,just when you think the impressionists couldn't be any more annoying someone goes and dips them in a bucket of webgl
168418640402718720,2012-02-11 19:38:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,all day I dream of someone re-implementing tempest in d3.js
167772246075637760,2012-02-10 00:49:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,today I taught parallel-flickr how to upload by email / file under archive will eat itself
166402745568460800,2012-02-06 06:08:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello san francisco I'm sorry you're not celebrating the football tonight / actually that's not true
166266071521824770,2012-02-05 21:04:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,I hope to see you again soon new york / keep playing it loud in my absence
165123562838032384,2012-02-02 17:24:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,new york I am considering spending all weekend riding in your cabs JUST BECAUSE THEY WORK
165053432418406400,2012-02-02 12:46:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello new york I am in your cabs
164819281446576128,2012-02-01 21:15:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,"hold me controller, static broker"
164754279779938305,2012-02-01 16:57:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,why has no one written DBD::Git(hub) yet?
162165746389090304,2012-01-25 13:31:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,london I am in your hotel rooms
161967540988411905,2012-01-25 00:24:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,is it wrong to wonder how those fancy-ass dyson hand dryers can form a layer of pond scum on the inside?
160781749582962688,2012-01-21 17:52:10 +0000,thisisaaronland,in a way toilet paper is the perfect synthesis of tiled maps and timelines / two rolls and you achieve the infinite venn of dataviz
160473349980557312,2012-01-20 21:26:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,aside from the fact that they would be badly implemented why aren't there ATMs in cabs yet?
160181262261293057,2012-01-20 02:06:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,"london, I am coming to be in you next week and weekend / this excites me"
158781508872716288,2012-01-16 05:23:56 +0000,thisisaaronland,You know what's better than American fado? Live American fado!
156776942065029120,2012-01-10 16:38:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,considering getting my pilot's license simply to be able to register .aero domains
156194058056896512,2012-01-09 02:02:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,the moon is making a good faith effort to eat the sky / this might explain why the cock rock station can't stop playing pink floyd
155806023318376448,2012-01-08 00:20:25 +0000,thisisaaronland,when I am in charge of canada I promise that speaking evermore of the fucking 1972 hockey series will be outlawed
154600008308633600,2012-01-04 16:28:08 +0000,thisisaaronland,well that was an utterly depressing and completely understandable blog post in response to a situation that need never have happened
153927359312039936,2012-01-02 19:55:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,geo corrections have been merged in to master in parallel-flickr / this is probably only interesting if you like airports as much as I do
152494984141078528,2011-12-29 21:03:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,you'd be forgiven for thinking I want to implement geo corrections again / you'd also be wrong
152414202961723392,2011-12-29 15:42:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""protodrone"" auto-corrects as ""photon robes"""
150281978980220928,2011-12-23 18:29:50 +0000,thisisaaronland,as it happens freshly pressed pixel camouflage uniforms blend in nicely with contemporary airport flora
149572613184819201,2011-12-21 19:31:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,"debating whether or not to create a ""parallel-deploy-freeze"" branch over the holidays..."
145991521513115649,2011-12-11 22:21:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,considering folding things I can't fave in to parallel-flickr / also considering afternoon drinking to dull the redacted
145981014701916160,2011-12-11 21:39:20 +0000,thisisaaronland,is it possible that the real problem with mimes is just that they are boring dancers?
145920760668635137,2011-12-11 17:39:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,I am hardly immune to star wars porn but why does anyone think that staging a remake of children of men starring robots is warm and fuzzy?
145913172283498497,2011-12-11 17:09:45 +0000,thisisaaronland,emo millennials versus emo damien hirst / discuss
143917356345856000,2011-12-06 04:59:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,venn diagrams are a kind of panopticon
139772434059505664,2011-11-24 18:28:39 +0000,thisisaaronland,giving thanks for the ability to stop listening to adam gopnik talk about canadian food
138313544746803200,2011-11-20 17:51:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,the desire to stab myself in the face is strong / I must be listening to NPR on sunday morning
137704780406595584,2011-11-19 01:32:32 +0000,thisisaaronland,what is it with canadian authors and bacon fat?
135422504297705472,2011-11-12 18:23:35 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""pilot of the future now"" is so awful I may need to put it on business cards / things guys who fly predator drones say"
135112644184117248,2011-11-11 21:52:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,cutting a book into kindle sized slices / literally
134416089311477760,2011-11-09 23:44:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I stop bothering to be snarky about it does that mean it's well and truly over?
134171125201641472,2011-11-09 07:31:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,"also, the apparent need for different buddyicons for different twitter accounts fills me with self-loathing"
133293559829889024,2011-11-06 21:23:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,my hangover would like to welcome the crazy neighbour's new cockatoo to the neighbourhood…
130808117880553472,2011-10-31 00:47:40 +0000,thisisaaronland,"debated ordering a ""derby girl"" just to fuck with the flight attendants / decided it might jeapordize chances of being served SKYBOURON"
130631558133587968,2011-10-30 13:06:05 +0000,thisisaaronland,foofy hotel did not try to hang the sunday times on my door despite leaving the paper every other day / this seems lacking in ambition
130388813729107969,2011-10-29 21:01:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,starting to wonder whether painting in the 1920's was the real cause of world war two
130054413753655297,2011-10-28 22:52:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,"hello brooklyn, I am drinking your liquor / this usually ends weird"
129636563343773697,2011-10-27 19:12:19 +0000,thisisaaronland,"hello new york, I am in you"
129549420479004672,2011-10-27 13:26:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,how come you never see people riding their segways on moving sidewalks?
123900550419972097,2011-10-11 23:19:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello detroit we are driving around in circles on your runways
122450878622994432,2011-10-07 23:18:59 +0000,thisisaaronland,"my guest post is titled ""how photo sessions ruined code.flickr.com"""
120743911776993280,2011-10-03 06:16:06 +0000,thisisaaronland,attempting to engage travel face only achieving squinty hotel coffee face
120053173347041281,2011-10-01 08:31:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,I blame photo sessions
119161810405441537,2011-09-28 21:29:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,my what the fuck has a photosession
118992649461043200,2011-09-28 10:17:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,"lisbon, I am in you!"
118714290441166848,2011-09-27 15:51:07 +0000,thisisaaronland,"lisbon, here I come!"
116965503905435648,2011-09-22 20:02:03 +0000,thisisaaronland,francoise hardy versus boston traffic
116923132551512065,2011-09-22 17:13:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,engage travel face
114174790629199874,2011-09-15 03:12:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,if I could go back in time I would make sure fennel toothpaste never happens
113514976181891072,2011-09-13 07:30:53 +0000,thisisaaronland,is it really SKYBLOGGING if I'm not drinking whiskey?
113458068800548864,2011-09-13 03:44:46 +0000,thisisaaronland,"in the future people will use ubiquitous wifi and their laptops to watch television IN A FUCKING RESTAURANT / thanks for that, progress"
112305377948872704,2011-09-09 23:24:23 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""where does the chair end?"""
112213766636179456,2011-09-09 17:20:21 +0000,thisisaaronland,CSS is the new AI
111979200214339584,2011-09-09 01:48:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,hello denver I am sitting on your runways
107723076183130112,2011-08-28 07:55:57 +0000,thisisaaronland,"new york, we are singing kanye west songs for you / drunk"
103352418657517569,2011-08-16 06:28:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,REAL-TIME KITTENS / not a metaphor
102576247401496576,2011-08-14 03:04:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,I would just like to state for the record that will never happen under your watch
99257593725325313,2011-08-04 23:17:09 +0000,thisisaaronland,I solved the problem with the circle monster. I deleted it.
96647415670636544,2011-07-28 18:25:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,E_EXCESSIVE_MINARD
95981424817086464,2011-07-26 22:18:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,edge cases / that's where I'm a viking!
93851277225754624,2011-07-21 01:14:22 +0000,thisisaaronland,internet typing with whiskey and junk food / I must be in the SKY
93775003719446528,2011-07-20 20:11:17 +0000,thisisaaronland,I can say this about op-art with confidence / it is ill-suited for pairing with bathroom activities
93663399644381185,2011-07-20 12:47:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,the master sword of greatness and moma in the same week / you've been good to me this time new york
92639905888468992,2011-07-17 17:00:49 +0000,thisisaaronland,finally being awarded the master sword of greatness might be worth it
92199021136982016,2011-07-16 11:48:54 +0000,thisisaaronland,"hello new york, I am in you"
92155888344907776,2011-07-16 08:57:30 +0000,thisisaaronland,in the culture of NOW the SKY has the hiccups
88594674998181888,2011-07-06 13:06:31 +0000,thisisaaronland,congratulations google on removing permalinks from maps / why u no like teh internets?
88275713291067392,2011-07-05 15:59:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,waiting for the computer to delete 50M tiny files is boring
87573938607104001,2011-07-03 17:30:28 +0000,thisisaaronland,automagic fraud detection is starting to undermine my belief that credit card companies actually know how to do pattern recognition
86848948446314496,2011-07-01 17:29:37 +0000,thisisaaronland,you're all being sorted in to circles by your first name
86502569425387520,2011-06-30 18:33:14 +0000,thisisaaronland,is there a meantime to walter benjamin quotes when working with printers?
84059052291796992,2011-06-24 00:43:34 +0000,thisisaaronland,"""lady gigertron"" is one reason I am the director of inappropriate project names"
83527587971870720,2011-06-22 13:31:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,"I spent all night practicing being awake so that means  I will win at today, right?"
81197151958466560,2011-06-16 03:11:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,I blame Ontario
79989347394400256,2011-06-12 19:12:01 +0000,thisisaaronland,we've secretly replaced twitter with network solutions ... let's see if anyone notices!
78893925640835072,2011-06-09 18:39:12 +0000,thisisaaronland,it shouldn't need repeating but I guess it does / heat maps and venn diagrams are the leg warmers of data visualization
77818530388643840,2011-06-06 19:25:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,today I asked what fecal transplants for version control might look like / not a metaphor
76181069384253442,2011-06-02 06:59:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,the anteater has an abstractotunnel / no really
75990473013075969,2011-06-01 18:21:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,lady gaga / and jazz hands
72837972810149889,2011-05-24 01:35:00 +0000,thisisaaronland,made a favicon / of an anteater
69112208851865600,2011-05-13 18:50:09 +0000,thisisaaronland,it's just oral histories / all the way down
68226640584519680,2011-05-11 08:11:13 +0000,thisisaaronland,must not wade into this debate / must count puppy-cows
68095982923022336,2011-05-10 23:32:02 +0000,thisisaaronland,tilesnake is moulting
67729674012340225,2011-05-09 23:16:27 +0000,thisisaaronland,"I just said the words ""an animated gif of a kitten licking an ice cream cone"" / and meant it"
53565974003195904,2011-03-31 21:14:58 +0000,thisisaaronland,dear retailers: it turns out next day shipping is almost always cheaper than the hate you generate
45533908854513664,2011-03-09 17:18:24 +0000,thisisaaronland,do it wrong so I can say with confidence that it's the wrong way to do it
44612417031909377,2011-03-07 04:16:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,coming to the awkward realization that lady gaga is basically prog rock
40823790929707008,2011-02-24 17:22:04 +0000,thisisaaronland,[fuck yeah neb] dot tumblr dot com
24169348797042688,2011-01-09 18:23:16 +0000,thisisaaronland,I would like to believe that penelope umbrico has discovered the creative commons search on flickr / but I don't
20299669636648960,2010-12-30 02:06:33 +0000,thisisaaronland,flickrforbusypeople now does deferred loading modulo flickr.contacts.getListRecentlyUpdated returning sad faces
17764991822209024,2010-12-23 02:14:38 +0000,thisisaaronland,Net::Flickr::Backup.pm version 3.0 (and friends) are now somewhere in a CPAN queue
17281384825491456,2010-12-21 18:12:57 +0000,thisisaaronland,cpan> install Test::Godot
16177912147353600,2010-12-18 17:08:09 +0000,thisisaaronland,I lack the ability to answer these questions / without also spitting fire and venom
10798156681838593,2010-12-03 20:50:55 +0000,thisisaaronland,the sad but true department reports / YOU CAN NEVER UNKNOW THE MOTHERSHIP
2122183262339073,2010-11-09 22:15:42 +0000,thisisaaronland,8 x 10 prettymaps of paris sold out in ~ 3 hours / thank you so much everyone!
29516239040,2010-11-02 23:22:41 +0000,thisisaaronland,it turns out that screaming political supporters are more annoying than the usual crazy people at 16th and Mission…
27969164722,2010-10-20 22:15:43 +0000,thisisaaronland,PAIN MAZE
27378346227,2010-10-14 21:34:36 +0000,thisisaaronland,Concurrent Hug Club